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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/luchasaurus_zpsw5eq8ho1.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Luchasaurus X Mucha Lucha</strong></p><p><strong> Sunday Week 4 January 2014</strong></p><p><strong> New Mexico Armoury (Mid South) 542 people</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Pre Show</span></p><p> </p><p> <em>Submission House have taken over the shower room and turned it into an amateur wrestling club, complete with floor mats!</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Architect:</strong> (holding a random Luchador in a sleeper) <span style="color:#FF0000;">“THE ARCHITECT knows that Submission House are the most dominant faction in wrestling today!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Thomas Morgan:</strong> (with random luchador in armbar) <span style="color:#800080;">“And the most trademarked.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Austin Smooth:</strong> (with random luchador in spinning toe hold) <span style="color:#FFA500;">“Ooohhhhhhhh!”</span> <strong>(E-)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>In a cave made of solid diamonds 30,000ft below sea level, The Fantastic League of Rudos assemble!</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Fabulous Frank:</strong> <span style="color:#800080;">“...so, I said to El Dinosaurio, I'm entitled to three days off a month-”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>ADB:</strong> <span style="color:#FFA500;">“Quit complaining bout your job/Your stories make me sob/Not because their tragic/but cos they're pointless like a blunt pencil/You're over the hill and I've had my fill/Ain't got time to kill...</span><span style="color:#FFA500;"><span style="color:#000000;">(crosses arms)</span></span><span style="color:#FFA500;"> ADB Style!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Fabulous Frank:</strong><span style="color:#800080;">” I'm going to the wrestling union rep-”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Diamante Negro:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“None of this is relevant...all that matters is that we are the greatest gang of rudos in the world. Once we have the Black Diamond, we will rule the world!!!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Nathaniel Ca$ino:</strong> <span style="color:#FF00FF;">“Can you guys keep it down? I'm teaching the evil minions to gamble!”</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></p><p> <strong>Diamante Negro:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“No, minions, no!!!!!!, I need that death ray by dawn!!!!”</span> <strong>(E)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Main Show</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39485" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/El%20Miacutetico_zpsggw39y7z.jpg</span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Mr%20Lucha%20III_zps5s3t5kky.jpg</span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Tigre%20Salvaje_zpsr5m4hwc3.jpg</span> <strong>VS</strong> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Nathaniel%20Caino_zpsayjxamod.jpg</span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Arthur%20Dexter%20Bradley_alt_zpszvhef49f.jpg</span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Diamante%20Negro_zpstg641inl.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Lucha Noble (El Mitico, Mr Lucha III and Tiger Salvaje Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (Nathaniel Ca$ino, ADB and Diamante Negro)</strong></p></div><p></p><p> <strong>1st fall</strong> – Lots of high flying action early on to impress this crowd in the first ever Luchasaurus X match. El Mitico misses the Plancha to the floor and gets worked over, only to roll up Nathaniel Ca$ino against run of play!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>2nd fall</strong> – The Fabulous League of Rudos step up their efforts and beat down Mr Lucha. However, ADB is distracted on the top rope by Fabulous Frank stealing his phone for a union call over DVD royalties. As a result, he misses his frog splash on Mr Lucha III and gets drilled with the Third Strike for the fall!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Winner - Lucha Noble <strong>(E)</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>We meet Mimic and El Diablo, sitting in a hallway before their match</em>.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Mimic:</strong> <span style="color:#800080;">“Lucha Libre...every day you ruined my life. Any happiness I felt, you washed away in a rive of sorrow and hate. Any love I had in life has been tainted by your presence. Have you ever been turned away by a loved one, rejected to the point where you soul aches? I use to cry myself to sleep at night, alone and angry because of Lucha Libre....but now I'm too dead to cry”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>El Diablo:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“Your phone is ringing.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Mimic:</strong> <em>(answering phone)</em> <span style="color:#800080;">“Hey....hey Mom...I'm well, how are you? Oh wow, Joanie had the baby? Tell Sis I love her and I'll be on the first plane back after my match...well, thanks Mom....I love you too. </span><span style="color:#800080;"><span style="color:#000000;">(puts phone away)</span></span><span style="color:#800080;"> Sorry, what was I saying?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>El Diablo:</strong> <em>(bored)</em> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“Bad childhood....blame Lucha Libre...sister is having kid.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Mimic:</strong> <span style="color:#800080;">“Thanks.....Lucha Libre, you made have made my family abandon me and my friends turn their back on me, but we will destroy you and watch you die the dark death you deserve.”</span> <strong>(F+)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39485" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Amazing%20Fire%20Fly_zpsherzcmir.jpg</span> <strong>VS</strong> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Mark%20Smart_zpsf94zoksq.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Amazing Fire Fly vs Mark Smart</strong></p></div><p></p><p> <strong>1st fall</strong> – the two smallest men on the roster duke it out, like children squabbling over toys. Then Amazing Fire Fly hits a beautiful Rana pin, surprising Smart and taking the first fall!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>2nd Fall</strong> – Smart, angry at having been pinned by what is really just a flashy roll up, attacks Amazing Fire Fly relentlessly. His small man syndrome exhausted, Smart hits a Smart Attack and hooks the leg for the fall.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>3rd Fall </strong>– Smart is tired now, from effectively having a tantrum in the second fall and Fire Fly takes advantage with a springboard dropkick and a Sky High Fire Fly.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Winner- Amazing Fire Fly <strong>(E-)</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>We see chess legend Vlad 'Russian Rook' Stanvanski backstage playing chess with....Fumihiro Ota?!?</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Stanvanski:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">”I use mighty Russian Rooks against you, puny ninja.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <em>Ota studies the board intently for 20 seconds, then does a backflip and moves a pawn.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Stanvanski:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“How can this be...a statemate in less than 10 moves...you cheated me, shadow warrior!!!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“Have I cheated you...or did you cheat me?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Stanvanski:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">”That makes little sense, night lord!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“Hmmmm....I see.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Stanvanski</strong>:<span style="color:#FF0000;"> “What do you see?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“It is not what I see...it is what sees me. My self help disciplines have made me strong to attacks from all angles”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Stanvanski: </strong> <em>(holding up Ota's book “Be the Ninja of your Neuroses: How to assassinate your anxieties')</em> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“Is this how you beat me, Dark son of honor?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“Yes...and for $11.99 plus shipping anyone can beat you.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <em>Scared of Ota's motivational mauling, Stanvanski quickly packs away his chess pieces (like those Russian dolls, they all fit inside each other) and leaves as fast as he can...which takes him six moves</em>. <strong>(D)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39485" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/LSXDualWarrior_zpsmy2j7cyf.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Mimic_zps35wpsm0y.jpg</span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/El%20Diablo_zpsybfegup4.jpg</span> <strong>VS</strong> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Extraordinario_zpsxwvaitwl.jpg</span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Daredevil%20Aero_zpsaxx5z0l1.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">LSX Dual Warrior Kings </span></strong><strong> Mimic and El Diablo vs Extraordinero Jr and Daredevil Aero</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>1st Fall </strong>– The rudos cheat like there is no tomorrow...which, I suppose is a good reason to cheat. Mimic rolls up Aero with a handful of tights.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>2nd Fall</strong> – With Extra and Aero fighting valiantly and coming close to a equalising fall, Mimic takes drastic action. Distracting Lucha Ref by noting the high amount of drinks not being placed on coasters, Mimic then drills Extraordinero with The Screwdriver for the dirty win.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Winner – Mimic and El Diablo <strong>(E-)</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>In the back, we see Mark Smart ready to hype on behalf of Jeremiah Moose</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Smarty:</strong> <span style="color:#800080;">“It's time Lucha was destroyed and this man here is the man to do it. Tough. Determined. Cooks an excellent pancake. All qualities that will make a brilliant King Champion Warrior."</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Moose:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“What about my finishing move?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Smarty:</strong> <span style="color:#800080;">“The High Velocity Headbutt? It's the best move in wrestling today!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Moose:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“What about tomorrow?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Smarty:</strong> <em>(nervous)</em> <span style="color:#800080;">“Well...unless someone invents a move where you like, headbutt them, then apply a nervehold, then turn it in to a German Suplex...</span><em>(Moose glares at Smarty)</em> <span style="color:#800080;">No, your finisher is the best any day and will easily crush American Flash. Your reign as King Champion Warrior is imminent.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Moose:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“Good to hear you say it. Now, carry my car to my bags.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Smarty:</strong> <span style="color:#800080;">“Don't you mean-”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Moose:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“No.” </span> <strong>(E-)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>The Architect is in the ring waiting for El Dinosaurio, his opponent tonight. El Dinosaurio comes out to his music and grabs a mic.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>El Dinosaurio:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“RAAHHHHH!!!! Architect, I accept your challenge for Lucha Libre contest tonight!!!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Architect:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“THE ARCHITECT is aware of this. THE ARCHITECT signed a contract to face you six weeks ago and has been training every day.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>El Dinosaurio:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“Are you saying that I've been dodging you????? GNNNAAAARRRRR!!!!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Architect:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“No....THE ARCHITECT is saying THE ARCHITECT knows you accepted THE ARCHITECT's challenge some weeks ago....do you not remember the publicity shots for this show?” </span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>El Dinosaurio:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“Are you saying I am forgetful?!? RRRAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Are you saying that I am forgetful?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Architect:</strong> <span style="color:#FF0000;">“THE ARCHITECT is saying that THE ARCHITECT is ready to wrestle.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Lucha Ref:</strong><span style="color:#0000FF;"> “Please, both of you wrestle now, I have plane to Mexico City to catch in precisely one hour.”</span> <strong>(E-)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39485" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/CVFP_MaskedMale_043_zpsiiixmbwf.jpg</span> <strong>VS</strong> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/The%20Architect_zpsieyvbfvr.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>El Dinosaurio vs The Architect</strong></p></div><p></p><p> <strong>Ist Fall</strong> – The Architect can not keep up with the lucha libre skills of El Dinosaurio. He calls for assistance, which brings out Thomas Morgan, Morgan grabs El Dinosaurito's leg as he hits the rope...unfortunately, Architect was going for a dropkick and ends up crashing on the back of his head. El Dinosaurito quickly rolls 'Tect up for the first fall.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>2nd Fall</strong> – The Architect banishes Morgan to the back and calls out Austin Smooth to help him....possibly the worst idea in wrestling since....well, letting Smooth join his faction. Austin Smooth argues with Lucha Ref over the time of his flight, distracting the The Architect from applying the Blueprint. As The Architect admonishes Smooth, El Dinosaurio recovers...Dino Cutter! 1-2-3!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Winner – El Dinosaurio <strong>(E-)</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Backstage, we see an upset Brendan Idol sitting on a chair in catering</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Idol:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“Not even on the show....my career is in a tailspin...if only I had a mentor, someone to guide me..."</span></p><p> </p><p> <em>Suddenly, we see Ota backflip through the catering area.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Idol:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“That's it...a ninja!!!! Er, excuse me...Mr. er...Ninja?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong><span style="color:#0000FF;"> “How can I help you, young grasshopper?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Idol:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“I need guidance, great Shinobi. My life is falling apart...I'm not booked on the first Luchasaurus X show, my car has broken down, my girl won't return my calls-”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“Your partner has left you?”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Idol:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“Er, no...she just doesn't return calls...she has a fear of....pressing buttons...”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“I know that fear well. It kills three people a year.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Idol:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“I know...look can you help me? I want to be a wrestling champion again.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“Of course I can. I will move in with you and teach you the ways of success.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Idol:</strong> <span style="color:#008000;">“Wow! This might be just what I need!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong><span style="color:#0000FF;"> “I will see you in your rental car in thirty minutes.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Idol: </strong><span style="color:#008000;">“I had to hitch hike.”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ota:</strong> <span style="color:#0000FF;">“Lesson One – A ninja never hitchhikes. Now go, rent car!” </span> <strong>(D-)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>The American Flash is due to give a promo about his match for the Luchasaurus X King Champion Warrior...once he finishes listening to the national anthem....</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em> Three minutes later...the producer gets bored and decides to move on...watching a fully grown man weep openly is a private experience, not to be shared with rowdy wrestling fans....</em> <strong>(E)</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39485" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/LSXKingWarrior_zpsrpcia0am.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/The%20American%20Flash_zpsmy2dvdzf.jpg</span> <strong>VS</strong> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/Jeremiah%20Moose_zpsfabj2uf8.jpg</span> </p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">LSX King Champion Warrior</span></strong><strong> The American Flash vs Jeremiah Moose</strong></p></div><p></p><p> <strong>Ist Fall </strong>– Flash is all business here – an American Legsweep, American Suplex and American Arm Drag leave Moose gasping for breath! Mimic runs down to help his stablemate, distracting Flash and allowing Moose to hit a German Suplex! 1-2-3!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>2nd Fall</strong> – Flash is incensed at these unAmerican actions!!!! An American dropkick floors Moose, setting up the High Velocity Senton!!!! However El Diablo runs down and shoves Flash off the ropes to the canvas! Moose capitalises with a High Velocity Headbutt and hooks the leg for three.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>Winner – Jeremiah Moose– <strong>(E+)</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Overall - E+</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/luchasaurusbanner_zpskbcrgad9.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/Luchasaurus%20X/luchasaurusbanner_zpskbcrgad9.jpg</a></div><p></p><p></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Predictions</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Voeltzwagon - 5/5</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dragonmack - 2/5</p><p> </p><p>

lukess11 - 2/5</p><p> </p><p>

Uncrewed - 2/5</p><p> </p><p>

smurphy1014 - 4/5</p><p> </p><p>

Rickymex - 3/5</p><p> </p><p>

So Voeltzwagon wins the first prediction contest. Feel free to nominate someone for Samuel Curran to interview.</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="smurphy1014" data-cite="smurphy1014" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39485" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show! Loved the El Dinosaurio/The Architect segment.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks...it's the most sensible The Architect has ever been...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="39485" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Well why not interview the biggest winner of the night, Jeremiah Moose? Anything less would be uncivilized.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Well, we're many things, but uncivilized? Certainly not....</p>
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<strong>Play It Again, Sam</strong></p><p>

<em>A series of interviews with your host, Samuel Curran</em></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>#1 Jeremiah Moose</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<em>My first interview is with the new Luchasaurus X King Champion Warrior...and his irritating lackey.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> "So, what do you want to talk about Curran? Do you have my approved list of questions?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sammy:</strong> "No...I have my own questions Smart."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> "You best stick to the questions-"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sammy:</strong> "-or what Smart? I'll kick your ass myself!"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> <em>(To Moose)</em> "You gonna let him talk to me like that?"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "Yes. <em>(To Curran)</em> Kick his ass if you must, just leave enough of him to drive me home."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sammy:</strong> "Seems fair. Anyway, questions....First question, how does it feel to be the first King Champion Warrior?"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> "Well, it's great Sammy. Everyone always remembers the first champion."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "And last champion."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> "That's right! You'll always be champ!!"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "For how long?"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> "Until the skies fall and the world stops turning."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "That's a bit much."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sammy:</strong> "Yeah, don't overdo it Smarty."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> ""Shut up Curran! You got one more question, cos the champ is hungry."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "Champ needs pancakes."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sammy:</strong> "Thanks champ...well, my final question is why are you so against Lucha Libre?"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Smarty:</strong> "Well,Sam-"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "-I'll field this question Smarty...go get the my car running cos my stomach is rumbling."</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Smart bails to the Moosemobile.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "Lucha Libre is wrong because it tries to be fun. Pro wrestling isn't fun...pro wrestling is a tought industry. Watching these clowns make a smiley happy joke out of my life...ain't gonna happen."</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sammy:</strong> "With all due respect champ, that isn't your choice-"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Moose:</strong> "Damn straight...it's my right...we done?"</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Sammy nods and Moose staggers out, ready for his search for the perfect blueberry pancake.....</em></p>

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Luchasaurus X Karma Lucha Preview

 

Sunday Week 2 February 2014

Colorado Springs Bar, Mid South

 

By Samuel Curran

 

...and we're back!!!! Despite the Mid South Girl Guides booking the New Mexico Armoury on the very day we had booked our show, we're gonna bring you lucha libre! Originally, we were gonna challenge the Girl Guides to a Lucha battle...but we're not insured to fight 1,500 Girl Guides. 500 would have been fine....

 

Our main event sees Luchasaurus X King Warrior Champion Jermiah Moose defend his title for the first time against the Luchasaur himself, El Dinosaurio! Elsewhere on the card, Fumihiro Ota takes on The American Flash in a Special Ninja Challenge match, Libre Noble battle Anti Libre in a three on three match and Brendon Idol faces The Architect!

 

The pre show sees Lucha Friends! square up to The Fabulous League of Rudos...hey, just cos it ain't on the main show, doesn't mean it's not important.

 

 

Quick pics - winner of the prediction contest can select an interviewee for me

 

LSX Karma Lucha

 

Pre Show - Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

 

 

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LSX Karma Lucha

 

Pre Show - Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

I'm all about the Rudos

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

anti-libre in a libre federation = loser

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

tough call. Hate to go against the Architect, but Brendan Idol has always done well for me

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

The Reign of Darkness goes south of the border

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

Mammals beat the dinosaurs

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Pre Show - Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

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Pre Show - Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

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Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

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LSX Karma Lucha

 

Pre Show - Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

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LSX Karma Lucha

 

Pre Show - Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

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I want to see skits of El Dinosaurio and Samuel Curran's lucha school sessions.

 

 

LSX Karma Lucha

 

Pre Show - Lucha Friends (Amazing Fire Fly, Daredevil Aero and Extraordinario Jr) vs The Fabulous League of Rudos (ADB, Diamante Negro and Nathaniel Ca$ino)

 

Libre Noble(Mr Lucha III, Tigre Salvaje Jr and El Mitico Jr) vs Anti Libre (Mark Smart, El Diablo and Mimic)

 

The Architect vs Brendon Idol

 

Special Ninja Challenge Match Fumihiro Ota vs The American Flash

 

LSX King Champion Warrior Jermiah Moose © vs El Dinosaurio

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