A Tiger Cannot Change It's Stripes

DarK_RaideR · December 24, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="willr0ck" data-cite="willr0ck" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46145" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>McWades retiring? Is there some kind of code I can put in to get them to do this?</div></blockquote> What I meant to say is they are into terminal decline and usually retire within the first year or so. Might as well leech out their popularity while they're still around. I keep visualizing Hanari's entrance like Finn Balor when he came out with that chainsaw. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Was a bit surprised to see Serizawa not take the pin, him being a young lion and all. It makes sense in a "modern westernized" unorthodox promotion like WEXXV though, as compared to what I usually do with traditionalists BCG. Morimasa Kato is a good signing and should be a big boost to the strong style side of the shows you're trying to build up. Let's see how long he sticks around before BHOTWG snatches him up. P.S. This Hiroshi Morisue really is Japan's version of the Ultimate Warrior, isn't he? <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

willr0ck · December 24, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="King Bison" data-cite="King Bison" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46145" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I missed predicting but the show was fantastic! Taheiji Konoe should have gotten the singles push over Munemitsu WEXVV! Change my mind. But that’s another argument for another day. Right now he’s holding a new title and hopefully that means the Beast is getting a well deserved push. Good stuff willrock keep it up</div></blockquote> Thanks, glad you liked the show. I'm having a lot of fun with this. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DarK_RaideR" data-cite="DarK_RaideR" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46145" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>What I meant to say is they are into terminal decline and usually retire within the first year or so. Might as well leech out their popularity while they're still around. I keep visualizing Hanari's entrance like Finn Balor when he came out with that chainsaw. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Was a bit surprised to see Serizawa not take the pin, him being a young lion and all. It makes sense in a "modern westernized" unorthodox promotion like WEXXV though, as compared to what I usually do with traditionalists BCG. Morimasa Kato is a good signing and should be a big boost to the strong style side of the shows you're trying to build up. Let's see how long he sticks around before BHOTWG snatches him up. P.S. This Hiroshi Morisue really is Japan's version of the Ultimate Warrior, isn't he? <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Yeah, I figured that was what you meant, I was just making a joke. It would be nice if I could push a button and have the whole lot of them retire, maybe not Doug but the rest of them can kick rocks. I'll be doing some house cleaning over the next few months for sure. Hanari's entrance was definitely Finn Balor inspired and his overall character was inspired by this guy: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9wBb0-CZE" rel="external nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9wBb0-CZE</a> The only reason Serizawa didn't eat the pin is b/c I wanted to start a program with Kawamura and Sakata. Getting a quick roll up win over Sakata doesn't hurt him much and now he will be looking for revenge. I want to give Kawamura a chance to improve and rise up the card and he blows it I'll quickly get rid of him. Serizawa will be eating a lot of pins in the future. I love signing Kato when I play as WEXXV. He has decent brawling skills but can put on a good match with most people. If only he would do more deathmatch stuff but at least he can do streetfights and what not. He's like a less liberal Kawamura but without all the suck. P.S. If the Ultimate Warrior and the Hulk had a baby that baby would be Hiroshi Morisue

willr0ck · December 24, 2018

Almost forgot to post the pick'em results:

XMutiGames - 4-3

Dark_RaideR - 4-3

Historian - 4-3

Theheel - 4-3

siah463 - 4-3

We have a 5 way tie. I should have posted a tie breaker question. Oh well. So I guess the best way to proceed is for you guys to post some suggestions on the stip for next months main event and maybe we have a vote. Historian has already given me one.

Historian - Taipei Death Match

DarK_RaideR · December 24, 2018

Remember that part where Kajahara spoke about eating a raw shark's heart? Yeah, let's do a Piranha Tank match <img alt="

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willr0ck · December 25, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46145" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Remember that part where Kajahara spoke about eating a raw shark's heart? Yeah' date=' let's do a Piranha Tank match <img alt=":cool:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />[/quote'] Actually if you can wait a couple of shows I already have an event created with that type of match as the main event, not pirahna's but I'll give you a hint as to what's in the tank... The event is called "Damn Right Those Are Scorpions!" Also, Merry Christmas everybody! Or Kwanzaa, Giant Spaghetti Monster Day or whatever other holiday you might celebrate.</div></blockquote>

willr0ck · January 7, 2019

OOC: sorry for the long delay between postings, work has been hell lately and I got caught up in the fantasy draft and trying to get WIRE back up and running. Anyway, enjoy the aftermath of Deathpalooza...

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After the show the crew takes their sweet ass time cutting me out of this nest of barbed wire I was tossed into. I’m sure Hirosue did this on purpose but since I value my life I’m not going to confront him about it. These guys are a whole new level of psycho not those BCG %&*$(*& that let me get away with anything.

I head to the back to see about getting some of these cuts patched up, Ryu greets me with a smile as I walk in the locker room.

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Ryu: “Great show RT! Really, really good stuff. My only real gripe is the chainsaw:sissy weapon ratio was way too low but it’s hard to find guys who will take chainsaw shots. Damn spoiled millennials!”

Tawaraya: “Thanks, I think. Anyway, where is the medic guy. I need to get these wounds looked at. Remember what I said about taking bumps? I was serious about that.”

Ryu: “Ohhhh, I thought you were kidding. Seriously though, it really helped sell the angle so kudos to you for surviving your first barbed wire bump! First of many, errr I mean, one and only barbed wire bump. By the way I also double as the shows medic, it saves us a lot of money. I took a course online so I’m more than qualified.”

I again think to myself why the %&^* I took this job. Oh, well, WLW or someone will come calling soon.

Ryu: “WHile we have all the boys here why don’t you give them some feedback on their performance tonight. You are the booker after all.”

Tawaraya: “Ughhhh, okay, why the hell not.”

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I look over the locker room full of this island of misfit toys Ryu has assembled. I’m not sure what to even say, only a handful of the matches tonight could be called actual wrestling. I’ll just wing it.

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Tawaraya: “Munemitsu, Horishi and Gareth; great job tonight in the Main Event. You guys put on a hell of a show and Hiroshi, props to you for taking that crazy bump on the cinder blocks. Henry Lee, thanks for half showing up.”

Munemitsu gives me a simple head nod, wow what a chatty cathy that guy is. Hiroshi jumps up and down with excitement nodding his head like some wild half man-half ape, grunting his approval.

Gareth shakes my hand and thanks me for the kind words.

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Tawaraya: “Tatsukichi Schribosfanfeofneafaefafdg, cough, cough errr, Schrisbsfafefgeaga, whatever the hell your name is. Great job kid, you have one hell of a future here is you keep this up!”

Tatsu, lets just call him Tatsu for now, smiles and seems pleased at my speech.

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Tawaraya: “Alright guys, good job everyone, see you next month at Insane In The Brain. I ran a contest where the winner got to pick the stipulation for next months main event and I had two of the contest winners actually give me suggestions. That was two more than I thought we would have so that’s a win in my book. One of the suggestions was a piranha tank deathmatch but since we have a scorpion tank deathmatch themed event two months from now I went with the other one, a Taipei Deathmatch. So whoever gets to be in main event next month, ge ready to bleed....a lot!.”

The boys pack up and head home, still buzzing about the successful show tonight. I politely decline Ryu’s offer for medical assistance and patch up my wounds and head home. In a couple of days it’s back to work on next month’s card, %^&$ my life!

willr0ck · January 7, 2019

A couple days later…

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I head over to the storoffice to discuss some things with Ryu about getting rid of some dead weight on the roster and maybe bringing in some new guys as well.

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As I enter our storage space I see Ryu sitting at the desk facing a large Samoan man on the couch. He looks oddly familiar but more on that in a bit.

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Ryu is taking live chickens out of a small bamboo coop and hurling them in the air towards the Samoan man. As they their wings flap uncontrollably, trying to take flight the Samoan man is snatching them with his bare hands and swallowing these live chickens whole. What in the blue $%^&! Ryu is laughing hysterically as the man continues to swallow live chickens whole.

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As I get a closer look at the large Samoan I finally figure out who he is.

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Tawaraya: “Holy %^&! That’s Haku! What the &*^% is Haku doing here? He doesn’t even exist in the same universe as we do. He’s supposed to be in Southside_Hitmen’s real world chronicles continued.”

Ryu: “You mean my friend Haku? Oh we met at my European Romanticism Book Club a few weeks ago. Turns out he’s a wrestler who discovered inter-dimensional travel. He somehow wound up here but he has not way to make it back to his reality. I figured we could give him a job. Look how good he is at eating live chickens, our fans would love that.”

Tawaraya: “Okay, I mean I’m totally cool with brining Haku on board, he’s a badass. But I mean, inter-dimensional travel? How does this kind of ^&*% happen?”

Haku: “Grrrrrrr, Haku see bright light and walk into it. Haku end up here. Haku no not how to get home.”

Tawaraya: “Okay, I guess this place is just full of surprises. Well Haku, do you want to work some matches for us while you are here?”

Haku: “Grrrrrrrrrr, Haku love to fight! Haku only like two things better than eating live chickens, fighting and William Blake poetry!”

Ryu: “Yes! I’m so excited to have Haku joining us. He’s my new best friend! Tomorrow we are going to try to catch a live whale with our bare hands and no scuba gear. Best...Day...Ever!”

Taywara: “Okay, well I’m going to head home. I was thinking about hiring some new guys and getting rid of some of the dead weight in the locker room. We’ve got some guys who are deathmatch wrestlers that won’t work deathmatches and some older guys who refuse to do some of the more violent stuff. We can’t have that with our product.”

Ryu: “Yeah sure, whatever you think works best. You sure you don’t want to feed Haku a chicken before you go. It’s so much fun!”

Tawaraya: “Ahh, what the hell.”

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I grab a chicken from the coop and throw it at Haku. He snatches it by it’s neck mid-flight and scarfs it down in mere seconds. Bwahahahahahaha, now that was fun.

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To be continued...

Disclaimer: No chickens were harmed in the making of this diary

southside_hitmen · January 7, 2019

{thunderous ovation}

[adds Haku to to-do list for Feb RWC release]

Theheel · January 7, 2019

Holy.....Cow Haku. This place is prefect for him and some poor fool is going to get his nose bit off in some death match

willr0ck · January 8, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="southside_hitmen" data-cite="southside_hitmen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46145" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>{thunderous ovation} [adds Haku to to-do list for Feb RWC release]</div></blockquote> I wait for the next release with bated breath <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Theheel" data-cite="Theheel" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46145" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Holy.....Cow Haku. This place is prefect for him and some poor fool is going to get his nose bit off in some death match</div></blockquote> I thought so as well, plus it was a good excuse to bring inter-dimensional travel into the diary and that is always a good thing.

DarK_RaideR · January 8, 2019

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. How about you make that the prize for Insane in the Brain predictions, winner gets to pick the next inter-dimensional traveler to join WEXXV?

willr0ck · January 8, 2019

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DarK_RaideR" data-cite="DarK_RaideR" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46145" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. How about you make that the prize for Insane in the Brain predictions, winner gets to pick the next inter-dimensional traveler to join WEXXV?</div></blockquote> That sounds like a great idea! I'm all for running things into the ground.

willr0ck · January 19, 2019

Sometime later in February…

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I head over to the storoffice as usual to meet with Ryu and the rest of the boys. My hope is to get the card for Insane In The Brian finalized and introduce some new faces to everyone. I also plan on getting rid of some dead weight but they don’t know that. Man do I love surprises!

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Ryu greets me with his ever present creepy smile. I keep waiting for him to say “It puts the lotion in the basket.” Perhaps one day my dreams will come true.

Ryu: “Do me a favor before we go talk to the boys if you don’t mind.”

Me: “Uggghhhh, ok I guess. Something bad usually happens to me when i do you favors.”

Ryu: “Not to worry, this won’t take long. Follow me.”

Ryu takes me behind the storage shed to a small grassy area. Surrounding the grassy area Ryu has built a small chicken coup. There are a few chickens resting comfortably in the coup but for the most part there are several chickens running around frantically. Ryu begins chasing the chickens, mostly unsuccessful in his attempts to put them in the coup.

Ryu: “Remember when you put that clause in Haku’s contract about providing catering. Well here it is. SInce it was your idea you get to help me round up his dinner.”

Me: “I meant cooked food, not live chickens! I’m not rounding up these filthy creatures!”

Ryu: “Suit yourself, if your not going to help then go inside and let the boys know why you’ve made them come to the office this morning. More chickens for me to round up anyway, I need my reflexes in top form for when I fight that bull.”

Me: “That works for me and you’re not fighting a $%^&*#$ bull. By the way, what’s that white $%^& on your shirt? Have you been eating baby food?”

Ryu: “No, sometimes the chickens get really excited when you catch them.”

I walk away thinking that everytime I meet with Ryu he takes the crazy meter up another notch. A shrink would have a field day with this man.

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I walk into the storage unit where the guys are patiently waiting for me. Time for my favorite part of the day, when I get to be an @#$hole!

Me: “What’s up guys, thanks for coming to meet me today. I hope you all are as excited for next month’s show as I am. As most of you know Hiroshi suffered a pretty severe concussion last show, maybe because he decided to call a spot where he took a bump on %^&*($^%^ cinder blocks, but of course who knows how he got hurt really. Anyway, needless to say he’ll be out for awhile.”

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Hiroshi: “Raaaawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Hiroshi no fight, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Me: “What he said. No let’s get to the heart of the matter. Everyone who works for WEXXV raise your hand.”

As I figured everyone in the room raises their hand

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Me: “Brains McGhee and Kimi Kawano, put your hands down.”

Brains and Kimi look at me completely puzzled

Me: “You guys get the hint right? Your free to go.”

Both men still stare at me not sure what to do.

Me: “Do both of you like knock knock jokes?”

Both men nod their approval.

Me: “Okay, knock, knock”

Brains & Kimi: “Who’s there?”

Me: “Brains and Kimi”

Brains and Kimi: “Brains and Kimi who?”

Me: “Brains and Kimi are $^(*#$%@^&** fired!!! Pack your *&^%, you can hit the bricks. Kimi, you are atrocious in the ring, even for deathmatch standards and Brains, your a raging alcoholic who can’t work a show sober and your a manager in Japan that can’t speak Japanese. You shouldn't ever be able to understand me right now. Thank goodness this a fantasy diary!”

Brains and Kimi leave in a huff, visibly pissed off that they have been let go. Oh well, they will get over it I guess.

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Me: “Next order of business, where is Toyokuni Hardcore?”

HC: “Right here boss, what’s up?”

Me: “So your actual wrestling name is Toyokuni Hardcore, but you refuse to do high risk matches, is that right?”

HC: “Well yeah, I guess so.”

Me: “So what in the actual $%&* is hardcore about you?”

HC: “I have a tattoo on my face!”

Me: “Yeah that’s not going to work. Your contract is up in 30 days and we are not going to renew it. So get your resume ready. You can leave now as well.”

Toyokuni looks like he is about to cry as he sulkenly walks out of the storage unit. Maybe WLW will pick him back up.

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Me: “Now onto the last matter of the day before we get to next month’s card. Where is Tatsusaadfvdavvbra Schrivhjncanklasdc or whatever your name is?”

Tatsu: “I’m here, what can I do for you?”

Me: “Your name is an absolute $%&*^#$@$@ nightmare to spell. I can feel the carpal tunnel sinking in every time I have to type up a card with your name on it. From here on out you will be known as Berserker Tatsu.”

Tatsu: “Berserker Tatsu huh, I like it. You know my old gimmick use to be…”

Me: “Great talk, thanks for coming. Now I would like to introduce you guys to some new signings debuting at our next show. Meet Big Bruiser Findlay, Lug Phelan, Eikichi Itou and Kinji Akamatsu.”

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The new guys come in and quickly get to meet their co-workers. Everyone seems to be getting along quite well. I let the boys know I’m posting the card for this months show and make my way back home.

<div style="text-align:center;"><div style="text-align:center;">WEXXV Presents...

Insane In The Brain

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Main Event

Tai-Pei Deathmatch

Gareth Wayne vs Haku

Bared Wire House Party Deathmatch

Warrior's Heart Championship

Munemitsu Senmatsu © vs Doug Peak

Strong Style Match

Toyokuni Hardcore vs Washi Heat

Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

Blood Brothers Championship

Samoan Destruction Inc. vs The Forlorn Hope ©

Strong Style Match

Fighting Spirit Championship

Taheiji Konoe © vs Henry Bennett

Dangerous Path Barefoot Deathmatch

KOTDM Championship

(Thumbtacks, Barbed Wire boards, Broken Glass)

Berserker Tatsu © vs Battle Sakata

Strong Style Match

Morimaso Kato vs Kuniyoshi Kawamura

Tag Team Street Fight

The Ruffnecks (Findlay & Phelan) vs The McWade Brothers

Warrior Engine Street Fight

Six Man Street Fight Championship

The New Titans © vs Eiichi Umehara, Ekichi Itou & Muscle Serizawa</div>

willr0ck · January 19, 2019

Here is a quick pick'em sheet.

Per DR's suggestion -

Winner gets to pick which worker from another universe will appear in this dynasty through the magic of inter-dimensional travel.

WEXXV Presents...

Insane In The Brain

Main Event

Tai-Pei Deathmatch

Gareth Wayne vs Haku

comments:

Bared Wire House Party Deathmatch

Warrior's Heart Championship

Munemitsu Senmatsu © vs Doug Peak

comments:

Strong Style Match

Toyokuni Hardcore vs Washi Heat

comments:

Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

Blood Brothers Championship

Samoan Destruction Inc. vs The Forlorn Hope ©

comments:

Strong Style Match

Fighting Spirit Championship

Taheiji Konoe © vs Henry Bennett

comments:

Dangerous Path Barefoot Deathmatch

KOTDM Championship

(Thumbtacks, Barbed Wire boards, Broken Glass)

comments:

Strong Style Match

Morimaso Kato vs Kuniyoshi Kawamura

comments:

Tag Team Street Fight

The Ruffnecks (Findlay & Phelan) vs The McWade Brothers

comments:

Warrior Engine Street Fight

Six Man Street Fight Championship

comments:

Bonus Question (2 points): Which member of the GCG roster will make a run-in after the main event?

DarK_RaideR · January 19, 2019

Tai-Pei Deathmatch

Gareth Wayne vs Haku

comments: Wayne is too old anyway

Bared Wire House Party Deathmatch

Warrior's Heart Championship

comments: pretty sure it's spelled Munemitsu

Strong Style Match

Toyokuni Hardcore vs Washi Heat

comments: Washi is the better wrestler and won't do hardcore matches so this is his chance to shine

Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

Blood Brothers Championship

comments: Makioka is good, but his partner is lame and old.

Strong Style Match

Fighting Spirit Championship

comments: Konoe deserves to retain but givem Sakata's popularity (and personality) I'd like to see you talk him into it

Dangerous Path Barefoot Deathmatch

KOTDM Championship

(Thumbtacks, Barbed Wire boards, Broken Glass)

comments: Same as above. Also, two matches in one night for Sakata?

Strong Style Match

Morimaso Kato vs Kuniyoshi Kawamura

comments: Kato is strong style, Kawamura is rubbish

Tag Team Street Fight

The Ruffnecks (Findlay & Phelan) vs The McWade Brothers

comments: this is actually a pretty awesome matchup. McWades are old but experienced, Phelan is the only one without pop in Japan so my guess is he eats the pin

Warrior Engine Street Fight

Six Man Street Fight Championship

comments: young lions don't win

Bonus Question (2 points): Which member of the GCG roster will make a run-in after the main event?

Only know their ace and I doubt it'll be him

willr0ck · January 19, 2019

Dangerous Path Barefoot Deathmatch
KOTDM Championship
(Thumbtacks, Barbed Wire boards, Broken Glass)
Berserker Tatsu © vs Battle Sakata
comments: Same as above. Also, two matches in one night for Sakata?

Yeah, that was an error on my part. Konoe is wrestling Henry Bennett.

Theheel · January 19, 2019

Main Event

Tai-Pei Deathmatch

Gareth Wayne vs Haku

Oh boy I would recommend a face mask for Wayne, this one will be brutal

Bared Wire House Party Deathmatch

Warrior's Heart Championship

Peak is certifiable, so he is perfect for this match

Strong Style Match

Toyokuni Hardcore vs Washi Heat

Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

Blood Brothers Championship

Strong Style Match

Fighting Spirit Championship

Dangerous Path Barefoot Deathmatch

KOTDM Championship

(Thumbtacks, Barbed Wire boards, Broken Glass)

Hopefully Ref Tawaraya has his boots on and doesn’t fall

Strong Style Match

Morimaso Kato vs Kuniyoshi Kawamura

Tag Team Street Fight

The Ruffnecks (Findlay & Phelan) vs The McWade Brothers

Warrior Engine Street Fight

Six Man Street Fight Championship

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