Sunset Mafia: Game Thread

[BlueStar]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Jaded" data-cite="Jaded" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Ah, it's here - <a href="http://greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2326131&postcount=1152" rel="external nofollow">http://greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2326131&postcount=1152</a> - but I got slightly confused; I didn't realise the SF post Ray was responding to was about JUST RNG kills rather than scum kills. Yeah, I'm seriously doubting there's no scum here.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That was none of our ability...confirmed by yourself. I do feel something is going to be "off" with us old folks.</p>

[BlueStar]

<em>I'm off...did a half marathon on a bloody F1 racing track in Belgium. Thought it's be a flat out thingy.....NOT! I'll leave my vote, just to ask Bak something the next phase. </em>

[Guest Opulent]

<p><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>Vote: ShadowedFlames</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

Reading the whole thing this is the best routes I have atm. Putting gonvick on the back burner for now, but could be convinced to swing my vote there if others are feeling it. </p><p> </p><p>

Do not like Blue Star’s instant sheep vote above</p>

[BlueStar]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Opulent" data-cite="Opulent" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>Vote: ShadowedFlames</strong></span><p> </p><p> Reading the whole thing this is the best routes I have atm. Putting gonvick on the back burner for now, but could be convinced to swing my vote there if others are feeling it. </p><p> </p><p> Do not like Blue Star’s instant sheep vote above</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I'll admit it was a vote for pressure <span style="text-decoration:underline;">and </span>something else.... Just a placeholder....deadline is about to pass and most of the USA players are not around. </p><p> </p><p> And better learn the name correctly if you want to vote on me. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Derek B]

<p><strong>It is now Day Phase One. With 23 people remaining, its 12 to lynch. You have until 22:00 GMT (17:00 EST) Saturday 9th March, to reach a majority decision. If no majority is reached the day will end in a no lynch.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>bak42 (2):</strong> Imarevenant, BlueStar, </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Destiny (1):</strong> Kijar, </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>ShadowedFlames (1):</strong> Opulent, </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>No Vote (19):</strong> Arrows, Bak42, Crychon, Destiny, Djthefunkchris, Emark, Eternal Phoenix, Gonvick, I effin rule, Jaded, Leion, Lukess11, Moon lit tears, Rabbitman, Rayelek, ShadowedFlames, Teh Showtime, Too Sweet Spartan, Tha Black Phenom,</p>

[Jaded]

<p>Vote: bak42</p><p> </p><p>

Doubt it'll do much, but just to add a little pressure.</p>

[Jaded]

Dammit, meant <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">vote: bak42</span></strong>

[Rayelek]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Jaded" data-cite="Jaded" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Did someone die of starvation via RNG in the carnival type game? Or am I imagining that?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That was a mechanic after the food service guy died, if I recall correctly, and it was something like every 3 days.</p>

[moon_lit_tears]

<p>hmm, that's a pretty interesting slip up, if that's what it was. I'll throw my vote out there as well.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Vote ShadowedFlames</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Can I just say I hate that I have to format this in a different color than just bold? As someone who sucks with colors, I have to just pick one and rename it. You guys make more work for me. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Derek B]

<strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:24px;">About 30 minutes until end of Day Phase 1</span></span></strong>

[Rayelek]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="moon_lit_tears" data-cite="moon_lit_tears" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Can I just say I hate that I have to format this in a different color than just bold? As someone who sucks with colors, I have to just pick one and rename it. You guys make more work for me. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I don't hate it, but I have to do the same. Sometimes my phone doesn't even bring up the color palette and just gives me black. Easy enough to fix, and probably worth it, but still kinda a pain sometimes.</p>

[Arrows]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rayelek" data-cite="Rayelek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I don't hate it, but I have to do the same. Sometimes my phone doesn't even bring up the color palette and just gives me black. Easy enough to fix, and probably worth it, but still kinda a pain sometimes.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I just type out the tags manually. Much easier.</p>

[Rayelek]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Arrows" data-cite="Arrows" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I just type out the tags manually. Much easier.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I do that too sometimes, but I make a lot of mistakes on my phone. Really I just hate posting from my phone. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Did quick ISOs on SF & Bak and I think bak looks worse, 5 posts and they're all pretty jokey.</p><p> </p><p> Then again, SF didn't say much either, and he's getting heat for suggesting that Derek & Two are going to RNG the kills. </p><p> </p><p> I don't think we are going to lynch anyone in the next 10 min, but I'll go on the record that I think bak might be scum with a vote.</p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Vote: bak42</span></strong></p>

[The Two]

<strong>Day Phase is Over!</strong>

[The Two]

<p>Day Phase 1</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Day Phase One</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i66.tinypic.com/20u4s1t.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> SLEEPY MUSIC - </p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/nDqP7kcr-sc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="8 Hours of Whale Sounds Deep Underwater for Sleep and Relaxation"></iframe></div></div><p> </p><p> The large communal open plan hall that is the entertainment centre, cafeteria, dance hall, rumpus room and occasional final resting place for some of Sunset Acres' esteemed veterans slowly empties as a nurse does her evening rounds and the residents shuffle their way to their moderately priced rooms that were definitely not once home to little more than bunk beds and a toilet, where the less than savoury members of the community resided before public spending forced the local council to sell the building to the private sector. Some shuffle on their own, some with the help of whatever staff aren't currently taking a secret snooze in one of the building's many hidden nooks, but as the sun sets on our acres, Sunset Acres is awash with the gentle rhythmic sounds of sleep apnea machines, heating pipes that go bump in the night and a half dozen televisions left on with the volume so high that it could wake the dead.</p><p> </p><p> The reception area is secured by roll upon roll of "Police Line – Do Not Cross" tape, wrapped around everything to create a web that the last member of the police forensics team is still receiving help to escape from by our dedicated police officers.</p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "Come on, man! You've been trapped in that web like a fly for hours now! Everyone else got out in like... less than ten minutes!"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color:#48D1CC;">FORENSICS: "I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA!! I feel so triggered right now...."</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> The forensics officer sobs as he suddenly twists and turns in the tape, getting himself even more stuck and causing our friendly resident police officers to do a double face palm. The first one reaches into a bag marked "Evidence" and pulls out a knife covered in.... red paint, I guess... and after a moment of careful analysis slices deftly through a couple of strands, causing the forensics officer to hit the floor with a full thud.</p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "There you go, you're free now. But clearly you didn't pass your training unit on escaping enormous spider webs, I'm going to have to report you to your superior officer."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#48D1CC;">FORENSICS: "WAAAAAAAAAH!!!"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> Not even stopping to thank the officer who helped him, the forensics officer scurries past them and straight out the front door, leaving the still messy crime scene behind him, even though it is hard to see it behind all the tape.</p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "I know you were being nice to him, but if you'd left him there overnight I have a friend who likes to dress up their dogs in funny outfits that would have really made this terrifying and hilarious."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "If an officer is unfit to serve, it's my duty to do what I can to help them to serve and protect the public. Also... how can something be terrifying and hilarious?"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "I'm glad you ask...."</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> The second officer pulls out their phone and begins to type on it with all the speed and accuracy that most people these days seem to have. After several failed attempts to find what they are looking for, they flourish the phone to their partner....</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="2a15deb4244f05999325eb1a6f69e073.jpg" data-src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2a/15/de/2a15deb4244f05999325eb1a6f69e073.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "Okay you win this one. But I'm not so sure our friend there would see it the same way. He sees enough scary things as it is around crime scenes and the dead."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "He never seems to laugh, it's like he's already dead but somehow still moving around and moaning all the time."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "I think it's the long hours and lack of coffee. Makes zombies of the best of us."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "I mean... I guess. Anyway, that's everyone out sooo... home time?"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "Yeah. We'll tell the staff that they can clean this up now."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "If we can find anyone. Have you seen any other staff since we found the nurse all... tenderised?"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "Hmmm... now that you mention it, no. I'll just leave them a note. They'll see that."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "Good idea. Let's get out of here, I've got some important videos to watch and if I fall behind now I may never be able to catch up."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "What are you.... wait, I made this mistake before. Just don't tell me. Please don't tell me."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "I'll do you one better, I'll show you!"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> As the first officer quickly blocks the genuinely enthusiastic effort of their cohort to share a part of their private life with them, they hastily scrawl a note and leave it on the web of tape just to make sure that no one is quite sure what message they are meant to get. Do not cross OR please clean now? With events clearly transpiring in Sunset Acres, time will tell if our residents will be allowed to rest in peace or if things will continue to get worse with each passing day and night...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Final Vote Count</strong></span><p> </p><p> <strong>bak42 (4):</strong> Imarevenant, BlueStar, Jaded, Rayelek</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Destiny (1):</strong> Kijar</p><p> </p><p> <strong>ShadowedFlames (2):</strong> Opulent, moon_lit_tears</p><p> </p><p> <strong>No Vote (16):</strong> Arrows, Bak42, Crychon, Destiny, Djthefunkchris, Emark, Eternal Phoenix, Gonvick, I effin rule, Leion, Lukess11, Rabbitman, ShadowedFlames, Teh Showtime, Too Sweet Spartan, Tha Black Phenom</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>It is now Night Phase One. You have until 22:00 GMT (18:00 EDT) Sunday 10th March to send any Night PMs.</strong></span></p>

[Arrows]

Does our spring forward in the morning mess with the 5 hour difference? I feel like we used to have an issue with the time at some point.

[Derek B]

Does that change for you guys today? If so, please post what way the clocks are changing and we will adjust the times accordingly. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[moon_lit_tears]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Derek B" data-cite="Derek B" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Does that change for you guys today? If so, please post what way the clocks are changing and we will adjust the times accordingly. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> For us it's 1 AM so in about 5 hours, and that's EST.</p>

[moon_lit_tears]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="moon_lit_tears" data-cite="moon_lit_tears" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>For us it's 1 AM so in about 5 hours, and that's EST.</div></blockquote>Sorry make that 6 hours. <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[ShadowedFlames]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Derek B" data-cite="Derek B" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Does that change for you guys today? If so, please post what way the clocks are changing and we will adjust the times accordingly. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> “Spring forward, fall back.”</p><p> </p><p> Clocks go from 2 AM to 3 AM.</p>

[The Two]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Arrows" data-cite="Arrows" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46471" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Does our spring forward in the morning mess with the 5 hour difference? I feel like we used to have an issue with the time at some point.</div></blockquote><p> Good point! I had no idea you were changing this weekend. We don't change clocks til the end of the month, so for the next few weeks the Atlantic time difference narrows to four hours. I've fixed the deadline appropriately.</p>

[The Two]

<strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">2. 5 hours until end of Night Phase. Get those PMs in! </span></strong>

[The Two]

<strong>Night Phase has Ended.</strong>

[The Two]

<p>Night 1</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Night Phase One</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

SNEAKY MUSIC: -

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/YpAbKiMK6dw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Pink Panther Theme Song 10 Hours"></iframe></div></div><p> </p><p>

While all within Sunset Acres should be getting on with the always difficult job of sleeping through the night and getting up in the morning, some within the building aren't feeling the need to for a temporary rest. But temporary rests are not what this figure is interested in, setting about the building looking for the one thing that brings them happiness. In the communal area they spott what they are looking for in the back of a cupboard, reaching out from within their long, dark cloak to pick up...<em> a guitar.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">"YES, THIS WILL DO NICELY"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

The deep sunken eyes are filled with darkness but seem to lighten slightly as the figure strums out a few notes, putting together an off kitler melody that somehow reaches into the pit of your stomach and fills it with dread and butterflies and the desire to get out of there right away. As if sensing this, a dreadfully unpopular modern art installation tries to roll away but the vision of this figure is absolute and sees it for what it really is.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">"I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU, MORTAL. THOUGH YOUR TIME ON THIS WORLD IS MORE LIMITED THAN YOU REALISE"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">"I've seen you before, you are Death."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">DEATH: "CORRECT"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">"I saw you in the hospital while I clung to life. But you never came for my soul, even when all seemed lost. I have lost so much, why are you here now."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">DEATH: "THERE IS MUCH WORK TO DO HERE. I DO NOT JUDGE YOUR ACTIONS, THOUGH THOSE ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Faced once again with his mortality, Neroli takes a look at himself through his somehow functional wooden eyes, feeing the sinking feeling in his iron stomach and breathing in deeply through his iron lungs. Mistaken by the elderly residents of Sunset Acres variously as a meal trolley, terrible modern art or an elaborate hat stand, he has known for many years that he is living on borrowed time. His direct family line has ended, as evidenced by his iron testicles, but there is always more work to be done for The Family. Death is noticeably starting to play the most sinister version of Duelling Banjos ever.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Neroli: "LEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEENKIIIINSS!!!!"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Neroli charges at Death, his heart/engine roaring with effort as his heavy metal frame requires so much power to accelerate... Death lets out a breathless sigh and the guitar seems to take on a deathly glow as a scythe blade grows from it. Neroli crashes right through Death, the spectral form proving to be more incorporeal than you would think... Neroli crashes into the wall hard, shattering many of his replacement body parts and causing rusty shards to explode in all directions. He coughs up some oil and realises with a deep sadness that his check engine light is on.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Neroli: "You have killed me!"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">DEATH: "NO. YOU HAVE KILLED YOURSELF. I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOUL"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Neroli: "Gazpacho soup...."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">DEATH: "WHAT?"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Neroli: "For an all seeing being, you really don't watch enough TV...."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">DEATH: "I... UH.... WELL, I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. LIKE REAPING YOUR SOUL"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Neroli: "Fiiiiiiiine!"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

With a deft swish of the guitar, Jack Neroli's soul is freed from his body despite how hard it worked to stay there and make the rustbucket of a body pass both its medical and automobile checks over the last decade. Death feels a touch of regret, having been ever present at Neroli's worst moments in hospital and throughout his recovery. But work needs to be done and there is no time for personal reactions to events. Life goes on. Or doesn't. That's how it has always been.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">DEATH: "WHAT THE F....."</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

In all the commotion Death doesn't notice a surprisingly spry and unafraid person sneaking up behind them to forcefully snatch the guitar/scythe from their skeletal grip and plant a solid boot into Death's ribs... like the actual ribs. Something clearly breaks as Death trips over what may have been Neroli's iron intestines, getting tangled up in them and falling skull first into the music cupboard. The person quickly slams and locks the door behind Death, hanging an “Out of Order” sign on the door and disappearing back into the night as stealthily as they arrived. Death struggles to get to their feet, piled up in a small cupboard under a lot of debris and immediately tries to get out, but to no avail.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">DEATH: "OH SH....."</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

--------------------</p><p> </p><p>

The next morning the bomb squad is on the scene trying to piece together what has happened, while also consulting with the police given their experience in Sunset Acres. Police #2 is mostly taking pictures of the scene, including a bunch of selfies that seem to be far less professional than you'd expect in a situation like this.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#9932CC;">BOMB SQUAD: "In all my years on this job, this might be the weirdest thing I've ever seen."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "In your expert opinion, can you tell me what happened here?"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#9932CC;">BOMB SQUAD: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can. My best guess is that a small car or large mobility scooter crashed itself into the wall here and that somehow there was a sex robot involved?"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "There were definitely no sex robots here yesterday."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "And all the mobility vehicles are accounted for, still needing repaired as always."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#9932CC;">BOMB SQUAD: "All I can tell you is that there doesn't appear to be any immediate threat here so I'm giving this the all clear and chalking it up to some weird old person sex thing."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "Sounds legit."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "Thank you for your time. This is definitely a weird one, there's definitely something weird in this neighbourhood."</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Bomb Squad officer grunts something unintelligible and leaves, clearly already finished giving this job any more of his limited mental energy. The police officers are also seemingly stumped at what has gone down here, but most perplexing of all....</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "And for the love of God, please take that stupid hat off. It looks like someone attached a fruit bowl to a curtain!"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "I think that's exactly what it is! You know hats like this usually use wax fruit? But look!"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

The officer pulls some grapes from the ridiculous hat and eats them without a second thought. Perhaps not even a first thought.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "That's not right...."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "Of course it is, you can use a hat like this for all seasons. Just change the fruit as appropriate. And I've already checked, it doesn't belong to anyone here so I'm free to take it home.."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "We aren't allowed to accept gifts."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "Isn't a gift! It wasn’t given to me by anyone, and doesn't belong to anyone. So it's mine now!"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">POLICE #1: "If you take that I'm going to force you to put it into lost and found."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">POLICE #2: "Awwwww......"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

The argument goes on and on but more importantly, the residents of Sunset Acres are starting to properly congregate in the communal areas and are growing to realise that there are definitely some weird things going on. An odd rattle emerges from inside the music cupboard, but only one resident still has hearing sensitive enough to give even give it a second glance as they wander past.</p><p> </p><p>

Breakfast is served to its usual low standards, trying to give the residents their roughage for the day to help them stay regular. Murmurs and gossip begin to spread through the room... first about who is spreading the STIs, but then about the deaths, the strange noises in the night and about the cleaning staff who are never seen and probably aren't doing their job properly anyway.</p><p> </p><p>

What will happen next in Sunset Acres?</p><p> </p><p>

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Rayelek is dead. He was <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Jack Neroli, Mafia Aligned Godfather</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

BlueStar is eliminated. He was <strong>Death, Mortality Aligned Anthropomorphic Personification</strong></p>

[Guest Opulent]

<p>LOL, now that's a good night for us. </p><p> </p><p>

BlueStar's sheep vote was way too easy to spot there. </p><p> </p><p>

Rayalek was the one who started the setup gaming I was talking about to blend in.</p><p> </p><p>

Not a bad start</p>