alpha2117 Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 He is a fine upstanding young man. I am sure there is NOTHING wrong with him. Oh come on we all know he passes every Drug Test - yep always coming back chock full of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Oh come on we all know he passes every Drug Test - yep always coming back chock full of them. as long as he brings enough to share and isn't greedy then there is no problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voeltzwagon Posted February 8, 2020 Author Share Posted February 8, 2020 Big Bad Lad Battle. Pigeon Mask had spent weeks trying to figure out the best way to present such a concept. Sure it sounds simple enough. You have big lads that battle, but most of the ones he knew had an impressive look and not much else to offer. Not to mention what is the minimum to be a big lad? He considered the roster and had a good cutoff point, but at the same time with his idea he would have to bring some more beef to add to the stew. In the end he came to a conclusion. Ten Big Bad Lads will be in a battle all right. A battle royal! He already had, Dan, THE FORCE, Anders, Dublin Destroyer and The Damned to use so that only left five more to get. With that decided Pigeon Mask got to work and started making some phone calls. If THE FORCE wants a Big Bad Lad Battle he sure as hell is going to get one! EFW BIG BAD LAD BATTLE Extreme Force Championship Louie Peyton © vs Pigeon Mask BIG BAD LAD BATTLE (10 Man Battle Royal) Anders Thunder, The Damned, Bigger Dan Ewe, THE FORCE, The Dublin Destroyer, Milo Morningstar, Annihilus, Bad News Bruno, Michael Gregory and Haiti Voodude Including Prince Neville vs Jonni Lowlife Armand Hardwick vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Colin Picalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 Extreme Force Championship Louie Peyton © vs Pigeon Mask Nope, Pigeon isn´t booking himself to get the belt. BIG BAD LAD BATTLE (10 Man Battle Royal) Anders Thunder, The Damned, Bigger Dan Ewe, THE FORCE, The Dublin Destroyer, Milo Morningstar, Annihilus, Bad News Bruno, Michael Gregory and Haiti Voodude I could see someone else winning as well but figured the boss is the safest bet. Including Prince Neville vs Jonni Lowlife Assuming Neville actually wrestles this time, I think he gets the win. Armand Hardwick vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player Puffy might not do well in golf but he has decent win streak going in EFW Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Colin Picalo Both have basically been jobbers so far but I do assume that F.R.E.A.K is slightly higher on pecking order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshbrady91 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 EFW BIG BAD LAD BATTLE Extreme Force Championship Louie Peyton © vs Pigeon Mask BIG BAD LAD BATTLE (10 Man Battle Royal) Anders Thunder, The Damned, Bigger Dan Ewe, THE FORCE, The Dublin Destroyer, Milo Morningstar, Annihilus, Bad News Bruno, Michael Gregory and Haiti Voodude Including Prince Neville vs Jonni Lowlife Armand Hardwick vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Colin Picalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVEFAN95 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 Louise Peyton Cause he should keep the belt. Until Pidgey becomes a Pidgeotto anyway. Am I wrong in saying that Peyton has a default partner in Stefan Raynor? Could be a future signing for you The Force Cause obviously. Prince Neville He's royalty, duh. Puffy I've always had a soft spot for the golfer Notorious F.R.E.A.K I flipped a coin. Not even joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voeltzwagon Posted February 9, 2020 Author Share Posted February 9, 2020 Am I wrong in saying that Peyton has a default partner in Stefan Raynor? Could be a future signing for you Stefan was picked up by 21CW who must have decided he should get a solo run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaddeo89 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 EFW BIG BAD LAD BATTLE Extreme Force Championship Louie Peyton © vs Pigeon Mask BIG BAD LAD BATTLE (10 Man Battle Royal) Anders Thunder, The Damned, Bigger Dan Ewe, THE FORCE, The Dublin Destroyer, Milo Morningstar, Annihilus, Bad News Bruno, Michael Gregory and Haiti Voodude Including Prince Neville vs Jonni Lowlife Armand Hardwick vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Colin Picalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voeltzwagon Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 EXTREME FORCE WRESTLING BIG BAD LAD BATTLE! Wednesday, Week 2 May 2016 The Paddington Club (South British Isles) Attendance: 233 Jackie and Guy are welcoming everyone and both are excited for tonight's giant train wreck that will be the BIG BAD LAD BATTLE. ***** AHHHHHHH! THE FORCE storms to the ring and seems pumped up. Then again when is he not pumped up? THE FORCE: "I HOPE EVERYONE IS READY FOR THE BIGGEST EVENT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN*! THE BIG BAD LAD BATTLE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY AND IT IS GOING TO KNOCK YOUR BRAINS TO THE BACK OF THE CLUB! FOR NOW ENJOY SOME WRESTLING ACTION**! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rating: 42 ***** Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Colin Picalo A brawl between two of the lower card members of the roster. Chonk Picalo gets some good offense in before the PVC clad F.R.E.A.K stomps on Colin's foot hard with one of the clunky high heeled boots he is wearing. F.R.E.A.K takes control and eventually hits the Freak Out for the win. Winner: Notorious F.R.E.A.K Rating: 20 ***** Armand Hardwicke vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player Puffy is currently angry at the wet field conditions which made him unable to golf. He is also still unimpressed by Armand's dancing so he just decides to beat the poor lad up and take him down with a Tee Off Winner: Puffy the Sand Iron Player Rating: 25 ***** Jonni Lowlife is quick to get into the ring once the previous competitors have left and quickly grabs a microphone. Jonni: "I don't really have much to say. I just wanted to get here before that Neville guy got in here and started rambling for several minutes and pretending he is royalty. I bet the guy doesn't even own a corgi." Neville, Lady Aurora and Squire Foppenbottom show up. The former two looking very outraged while Foppenbottom seems more interested in not being thrown into the ring. Neville: "How DARE you! I will treat you like the lowlife you are!" Neville actually charges the ring and Foppenbottom lets out a big sigh of relief. Rating: 36 ***** Jonni Lowlife vs Prince Neville with Lady Aurora and Squire Foppenbottom Neville comes in like a house of fi-oh...no. Nevermind. Jonni ends up beating up Neville for quite some time. It isn't until the numbers game comes into play that Prince Neville manages to shine. Lady Aurora distracts enough for Neville to get a thumb to the eye and get some offense in. Jonni starts to make a comeback, but this time he is tripped up by Lady Aurora which allows Neville to plant Jonni with a DDT and follow up with the Swansea Swanton. Winner: Prince Neville Rating: 35 ***** BIG BAD LAD BATTLE! Bigger Dan Ewe, THE FORCE, The Damned, The Dublin Destroyer, Anders Thunder, Bad News Bruno, Annihilus, Michael Gregory, Milo Morningstar, And Haiti Voodude Chaos. Complete and utter chaos as so much beef slaps against one another in the ring. It is ugly and entrancing at the same time. It is the crazy kind of mess everyone could hope for as several men try to move around in a ring too small to contain them. It starts to open up though as men are tossed out and soon it comes down to THE FORCE, Bigger Dan Ewe, Michael Gregory and Milo Morningstar. Milo sets the record for most eliminations when he gets rid of Michael Gregory which gives him four in total. THE FORCE gets his second when he knocks Bigger Dan Ewe out and the two remaining big men square off. They pummel one another and THE FORCE shows his strength by picking Milo up and chucking him out of the ring. Winner: THE FORCE Rating: 29 ***** EXTREME FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP Louie Peyton © vs Pigeon Mask The champ looked good in this one and did well to stifle any sort of offense that Pigeon Mask could muster. It was rare that Louie looked to be in any sort of trouble and the masked menace was never really that much of a menace and a Predator Bomb gets the win for Louie. Winner and STILL champion: Louie Peyton (Defenses: 3) Rating: 28 ***** The champ is celebrating when Nigel Svensson steps out. Nigel: "Hey, champ. I made you tap out last month and I think I can do it again. Put your money where your mouth is and put that belt up against me next month!" Louie: "Heh, you think I am scared? You got lucky last time, punk. This time it will be one on one and you don't stand a chance." Rating: 31 ***** Final Rating: 31 *:Many have seen bigger events. In fact this is the biggest event for only 25 of the 233 here tonight. **: THE FORCE shouldn't say such things then give us the next match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MainOffender Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 "I bet the guy doesn't even own a corgi." LOL! Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voeltzwagon Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 <p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="pUpNVPm.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pUpNVPm.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> May is happy hatching day to Pigeon Mask. In celebration of his 46th hatching day he will not be assaulted or threatened by any other members of the roster and have plenty of rest and relaxation to book June's event. May he have several more great hatching days. The old bird hasn't missed a beat yet*.</p><p> </p><p> *Seriously. 46 and no decline? I need to be on whatever workout routine he is on.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47256" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">EFW THE ZOO</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Extreme Force Championship</strong></p><p> </p><p> Louie Peyton © vs Nigel Svensson</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Including</strong></p><p> </p><p> Lenny Mochin vs THE FORCE vs Jonnie Lowlife</p><p> </p><p> The Dublin Destroyer vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player</p><p> </p><p> Royalty Divine vs Colin Picalo and Armand Hardwicke</p><p> </p><p> Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Anders Thunder</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha2117 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 <p>Happy Hatching Day!!!</p><p> </p><p> EFW THE ZOO</p><p> </p><p> Extreme Force Championship</p><p> </p><p> Louie Peyton © vs <strong>Nigel Svensson</strong></p><p> </p><p> Including</p><p> </p><p> Lenny Mochin vs <strong>THE FORC</strong>E vs Jonnie Lowlife</p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Dublin Destroyer</strong> vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player</p><p> </p><p> Royalty Divine vs Colin Picalo and Armand Hardwicke</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Notorious F.R.E.A.K </strong>vs Anders Thunder</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> F.R.E.A.K Out … Le F.R.E.A.K, so Chic!</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarK_RaideR Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 <p>Happy Hatching Day!!! Don't know if that was your intention in naming this event, but I'm totally having that Scorpions tune stuck in my head now...</p><p> </p><p> EFW THE ZOO</p><p> </p><p> Extreme Force Championship</p><p> <strong>Louie Peyton</strong> © vs Nigel Svensson</p><p> </p><p> Lenny Mochin vs THE FORCE vs <strong>Jonnie Lowlife</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Dublin Destroyer</strong> vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player</p><p> </p><p> Royalty Divine vs <strong>Colin Picalo and Armand Hardwicke</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Notorious F.R.E.A.K </strong>vs Anders Thunder</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVEFAN95 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 <p>Louie Peyton</p><p> </p><p> I dunno if Svensson has the temperament to vbe the champ of a place like this</p><p> </p><p> The FORCE</p><p> </p><p> Because the Force is love, The Force is life</p><p> </p><p> The Dublin Destroyer</p><p> </p><p> As much as I like Puffy, have to go for my fellow Countryman</p><p> </p><p> Royalty Devine</p><p> </p><p> They're actually a team so, yeah</p><p> </p><p> Anders Thunder</p><p> </p><p> Cause he's basically the European Force, but likes to have steroids with his cereal instead of milk</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 <p>Extreme Force Championship</p><p> <strong>Louie Peyton ©</strong> vs Nigel Svensson</p><p> <em>Svensson (or FORCE) is the one I would currently expect to be the next champ. That said, I don´t think that the title change would happen quite yet so I pick Peyton this time.</em></p><p> </p><p> Including</p><p> Lenny Mochin vs <strong>THE FORCE</strong> vs Jonnie Lowlife</p><p> <em>I could see Mochin or Lowlife winning here as well but FORCE is the safe bet in my eyes.</em></p><p> </p><p> The Dublin Destroyer vs <strong>Puffy the Sand Iron Player</strong></p><p> <em>Could see this one going either way but I go with Puffy.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Royalty Divine</strong> vs Colin Picalo and Armand Hardwicke</p><p> <em>Named team over jobber pairing.</em></p><p> </p><p> Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs <strong>Anders Thunder</strong></p><p> <em>Another one that I could see going either way. I´m giving this to Thunder mainly because he´s newer and thus I haven´t quite yet slotted him in as jobber although I´m slightly leaning into that direction with him based on his results so far.</em></p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voeltzwagon Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DarK_RaideR" data-cite="DarK_RaideR" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47256" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Happy Hatching Day!!! Don't know if that was your intention in naming this event, but I'm totally having that Scorpions tune stuck in my head now...</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> All according to plan</p> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Svensson Force Puffy Royalty Divine Thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshbrady91 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 EFW THE ZOO Louie Peyton © vs Nigel Svensson Lenny Mochin vs THE FORCE vs Jonnie Lowlife The Dublin Destroyer vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player Royalty Divine vs Colin Picalo and Armand Hardwicke Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Anders Thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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