EFW: EXTREME FORCE WRESTLING! [C-Verse]

demondragonking · January 26, 2020

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47256" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Some people never left the 80s</div></blockquote> I maintain to anyone that will listen that good music died after the 80's. :-p

Zergon · January 27, 2020

EXTREME FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP

Louie Peyton vs ???

Nice to see Peyton getting a shot as your main champ and hoping he does well on that role. That said, it´s too early for him to drop the belt even against mystery opponent.

OTHER MATCHES

Armand Hardwicke vs Bigger Dan Ewe

I would assume that this is a squash match

Nigel Svensson vs Liam Lutz

I don´t see Lutz being one of your main guys, Nigel on other hand could well be assuming you can keep him.

Prince Neville vs Colin Picalo

Neville being the one guy with manager and angle time makes him the favorite here.

Puffy The Sand Iron Player vs Pigeon Mask

Could see this one going either way but based on first show, It looks like Mask doesn´t plan to push himself high so guessing he does the job here.

Voeltzwagon · January 27, 2020

It wasn't too long before the start of the next show and everything was going all too well for Pigeon Mask who was pleased things seemed to be going well. Perhaps all too well because there is a sound of commotion in one of the locker rooms soon after and Pigeon Mask quickly darts in to check on things.

A few of the wrestlers stand around a downed Liam Lutz who is rolling about and groaning in pain.

Pigeon Mask: "What the hell happened?"

Jonni Lowlife: "Liam decided to be cheeky and start a fight with Louie."

Colin Picalo: "It ended in two hits. Louie hit Liam and Liam hit the floor."

Pigeon Mask: "Wh...why would you do that?"

Pigeon Mask just looks down to Liam while asking that and he lets out a long sigh. He can't exactly punish Louie for ending a fight that someone else started. He wags his finger at Liam.

Pigeon Mask: "I'll let you off with a warning this time. Don't do something silly like that again!"

Liam Lutz: "Uggghghghghghgh."

Pigeon Mask just looks pleased with himself as he turns about and leaves. He can discipline people! Now hopefully that is the last incident he will have to deal with and everything will be great from now on.*

*: Oh how wrong he is.

Aurora · January 30, 2020

Oh great this fed has an Exotico, wait till alpha2117 sees this.

It is absolutely terrible, I luv it.

ThePastor · January 30, 2020

Looks like you and I are now competing for the worst promotion in the UK. XD

For me Liam has already nearly killed someone so hopefully you have better luck with that nutcase,at least in terms of not injuring people!

Although Bill has delusions of grandeur or being the next Jeff Nova, so we'll see. Really I'm also not as funny as you or Bigelowe and don't think I could pull the full comedic diary off

alpha2117 · January 30, 2020

Oh great this fed has an Exotico, wait till alpha2117 sees this.

It is absolutely terrible, I luv it.

Push the F.R.E.A.K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarK_RaideR · January 30, 2020

Le F.R.E.A.K., c'est chick!

Aaaaawww FREAK OUT!

Voeltzwagon · January 30, 2020

EXTREME FORCE WRESTLING

SMOOTH UP IN YA!

Wednesday, Week 2 February 2016

The Paddington Club (South British Isles)

Attendance: 218

Jackie and Guy welcome everyone once again and talk about who might Louie Peyton face tonight in his first title defense. It looks like there will be an answer soon enough.

*****

The champ is out with the belt slung over his shoulder and a smug look on his face.

Louie Peyton: "Last month I showed that I am the man and tonight I am still throwing a challenge out there to any of you guys in the back. Don't care if is the giant. I don't care if it is the painted up freak*. All I want is someone that can put up a good fight**."

It looks like it is one of the newer faces that emerges to accept that challenge. Jonni is smaller, but doesn't look at all intimidated as he gets into the ring.

Jonni Lowlife: "Been fighting for a long time. Just as long as you, mate. Tonight I am going to take that title from you and be the lowlife living the good life."

The two stare one another down, before backing off. The match will be tonight's main event.

Rating: 34

*****

Armand Hardwicke vs Bigger Dan Ewe

Armand dances for the big man. Bigger Dan Ewe is unimpressed by said dancing***. SQUISH DANCING MAN.

Winner: Bigger Dan Ewe

Rating: 19

*****

Nigel Svensson vs Liam Lutz

This is the second time Liam gets beat up tonight. At least this time it was supposed to happen. Nigel handily defeats his opponent and gets Liam to tap quickly to the Hyper Extension Arm Lock.

Winner: Nigel Svensson

Rating: 25

*****

Prince Neville is out next with both his lady and squire at his side. He hands the crown he wears over to Lady Aurora and he is given a mic by Squire Foppenbottom.

Prince Neville: "You are being graced by the presence of royalty once more. For that you are welcome, Neckbeardia. Once more enjoy my majestic presence as I put another peasant in his place."

Lady Aurora: "Oh you are such a benevolent prince. These people don't deserve you, my love."

Foppenbottom: "Man that cheeseburger looks good."

Neville and Aurora: "What?"

Rating: 31

*****

Prince Neville with Lady Aurora and Squire Foppenbottom vs Colin Picalo

A more chonky looking Picalo finishes off a rather big burger before getting into the ring. Neville is disgusted by this and gets his squire to throw Colin a towel to wipe his hands. Colin decides to just clean his hands by getting ahold of Neville who screams like a girl when the greasy mitts touch him. Colin gets some good offense in, but the distractions from outside end up being too much and Prince Neville ends up getting the advantage and the win after a Swansea Swanton.

Winner: Prince Neville

Rating: 29

*****

Puffy the Sand Iron Player vs Pigeon Mask

Puffy seems to think Pigeon Mask is the reason he had a bad game yesterday at the gold course and swings about with his 9 iron. Pigeon Mask deftly avoids the swings and is chased about before the referee finally disarms Puffy and the match can begin. The two veterans clash in a hotly contested bout and to the surprise of man, including himself, Pigeon Mask scores the victory with a victory roll.****

Winner: Pigeon Mask

Rating: 35

*****

EFW EXTREME FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP

Louie Peyton © vs Jonni Lowlife

Easily the match of the night.....which isn't saying much. Both men did well and it was a rather even match throughout most of it with Jonni often using some high risk moves to gain the advantage. Louie ends up just being too tough though and outlasts his smaller opponent and uses his size to his advantage. He delivers the Predator Bomb and picks up the win.

Winner and STILL champion: Louie Peyton (Defenses: 1)

Rating: 37

*****

Louie has little time to celebrate as a whirlwind of 80s, muscle and cocaine is in the ring with a mic rather quickly.

THE FORCE: "YOU FIGHT A GOOD GAME, BUT NEXT MONTH WE WILL SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE. NEXT MONTH YOU WILL FEEL THE FORCE!"

THE FORCE flexes and Louie decides it is best to just slip out of the ring with his title for now. The showdown for title for next month is now set.

Rating: 41

*****

FINAL RATING: 36

*: He meant THE FORCE. F.R.E.A.K uses makeup

**: Liam Lutz certainly didn't give him one backstage.

***: He actually appreciates dancing, but cannot dance himself which makes him sad.

****: The booker of this match forgot to set a winner and has been sacked for this error.

Voeltzwagon · January 30, 2020

There was an awkward silence after the show and most had gone home. Pigeon Mask stood there with a now more chubby Colin Picalo wondering where he went wrong. He was trying to help the lad by suggesting he put on some weight when he signed on.

Pigeon Mask: "When I said you should put on some weight I didn't mean it this way. I just thought some time in the gym would...you know."

Colin: "I know! I was going to, but then I had a cheeseburger from this place called Ring of Burger and it was so damn delicious. I couldn't stop."

Wonderful, a burger addiction. Pigeon Mask didn't even know that could exist. This poor kid is going to end up like Bob Shrunkle. Wait, what the hell is a Bob Shrunkle?

Colin: "Boss? You okay?"

Pigeon Mask: "I confused myself. Sorry! Just ah maybe look at shedding some weight. A few pounds and you will be in tip top fighting shape I bet!"

Colin is already with two burgers in his hands. Pigeon Mask realized this will probably not happen. Colin was dismissed to enjoy his mastication* while Pigeon Mask wonders just what is next in store**.

*: The author would use that word. Ugh.

**: If he only knew.

EFW REVOLUTION CALLING

EFW EXTREME FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP

Louie Peyton © vs THE FORCE

Also Featured

Colin Picalo vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player

Royalty Divine vs Dublin Destroyer and Jonni Lowlife*

Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs The Damned

Armand Hardwicke vs Liam Lutz

* Dub Life? AHAHAHA *Brick*

DarK_RaideR · January 30, 2020

You sir, win the Terry Pratchett award for exquisite use of footnotes.

EFW EXTREME FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP

Louie Peyton © vs THE FORCE

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Colin Picalo vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player

Burgers are bad for athletes. Assuming golf is an actual sport

Royalty Divine vs Dublin Destroyer and Jonni Lowlife

More upside on the second team. Assuming the first is the prince and his squire of a pin eater

Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs The Damned

Most likely a squash. Actually the match I'm most hyped to see

Armand Hardwicke vs Liam Lutz

Yawn

P.S. Reading about Pigeon Mask getting lost in his thoughts, I almost see the "clueless pidgeon" expression on him

Voeltzwagon · January 31, 2020

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It was about an hour before the show when Pigeon Mask was told of complaints of smoking in the building. EXTREME FORCE WRESTLING for the most part had two rules. No drug use and no smoking. Drinking was allowed as long as it was after the show was done and wrestlers could even leave early if need be as long as their match was finished. Somehow with just two pretty simple rules one person decided to break it and after doing some searching Pigeon Mask found the culprit.

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Of Course</div>

Pigeon Mask: "L....Liam! We have a rule about smoking!"

Liam Lutz: "What? These aren't my cigs. I just found them."

Pigeon Mask: "......you are still smoking. We have two rules. How hard is it to follow two rules?*"

Liam Lutz: "Okay. I'll put it out."

Of course he takes a long drag to finish off the cigarette before tossing it on the floor and stepping on it. Pigeon Mask just stared as Liam looked intent on just leaving it there on the floor too.

Pigeon Mask: "Okay first of all pick that up. Second of all...."

Pigeon Mask took a moment to process what he should do for punishment. Getting beat up by a wrestler he provoked was a warning. He can't say there was an actual rule being broken and getting a black eye from Louie seemed like punishment enough there.

Pigeon Mask: "I am fining you a quarter of tonight's pay. Don't do it again."

Liam Lutz: "WHAT!? OVER A CIGARETTE?"

Pigeon Mask: "Next time it will be half! Now clean up and get ready!"

Pigeon Mask was pleased with himself. Another incident handled, though he was also unaware of the fuming from one Liam Lutz who was making plans to deal with a troublesome booker.

*For Liam Lutz it is apparently very hard.

Zergon · January 31, 2020

EFW EXTREME FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP

Louie Peyton © vs THE FORCE

Will be interesting to see were this one goes but I´m still backing Peyton here

Also Featured

Colin Picalo vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player

Based on booking so far, Picalo is likely here to eat pins (and hamburgers) while I´d assume that Puffy has bigger role planned.

Royalty Divine vs Dublin Destroyer and Jonni Lowlife*

Other than the main event, this was hardest one for me to decide but I actually pick random pairing and my reasoning being that they have both been in title match after just two shows and that makes me think they are decently high on ladders, at least high enough that I´m willing to pick them over named team were Minor Annoyance is half of the team.

Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs The Damned

Going with more scary looking guy

Armand Hardwicke vs Liam Lutz

Lutz being backstage trouble I assume he´s going to be the loser here in match between two jobbers.

Voeltzwagon · February 2, 2020

<div style="text-align:center;"><div style="text-align:center;">EXTREME FORCE WRESTLING

REVOLUTION CALLING!</div>

Wednesday, Week 2 March 2016

The Paddington Club (South British Isles)

Attendance: 216

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Jackie and Guy hype up the card and the upcoming title match that involves THE FORCE facing off against Louie Peyton.

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Liam Lutz vs Armand Hardwicke</div>

Armand looked ready to show Liam the dance of his people, but ended up beating him up pretty badly instead. The dancing comes after he takes him out with Dutch Courage*.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Armand Hardwicke

Rating: 20</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs The Damned</div>

The Damned is in action for the first time and he is an intimidating individual. This doesn't stop F.R.E.A.K though who shows no fear and tries to exchange blows with The Damned. It doesn't work out too well and the The Damned takes out his opponent with a big Fist of Eternity that knocks F.R.E.A.K out cold.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: The Damned

Rating: 16</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Prince Neville arrives with Lady Aurora and Squire Foppenbottom.

Lady Aurora: "Oh prince, do be careful. I see we have to deal with two ruffians tonight that may try to ravage me if you lose."

Prince Neville: "Fear not, m'lady. No one shall touch you this fine evening. My brave squire has volunteered to defend your honor all by himself.

Squire Foppenbottom: "......what?"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 38</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Royalty Divine vs Jonni Lowlife and The Dublin Destroyer</div>

Prince Neville keeps his word and never gets involved. Instead he is more intent on dazzling Lady Aurora while poor Squire Foppenbottom is beaten up by his two opponents. Low Down from Jonni and match is over rather quickly.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winners: Jonni Lowlife and The Dublin Destroyer

Rating: 28</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Puffy the Sand Iron Player vs Colin Picalo</div>

Puffy still isn't too happy about his loss from last month and takes his frustration of that and the fact he was fourteen over par yesterday on Colin Picallo. Colin fights back, but it isn't enough. Puffy is just too ANGRY. He nails Colin with the Tee Off and picks up a victory.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Puffy the Sand Iron Player

Rating: 23</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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THE FORCE is out next and he doesn't even need a microphone BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS LOUD AND EXTREME AS IS.

THE FORCE: "I MADE THIS COMPANY TO TAKE WRESTLING HERE IN ENGLAND TO THE EXTREME! NOW I WILL TAKE THE NEXT STEP BY WINNING THE BELT AND USHERING IN THE MOST EXTREME ERA OF BRITISH WRESTLING! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 36</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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EXTREME FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP

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Louie Peyton © vs THE FORCE</div>

A hard hitting match where both champ and challenger are unloading everything they got on one another. It isn't fancy, but damn if it isn't fascinating to see the two big guys wallop on one another and see how much punishment they can dish out. Both men score several near falls, but it is Louie Peyton coming out on top when he has to use not one, but two Predator Bombs to keep THE FORCE down.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still Champion: Louie Peyton (Defenses: 2)

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 32</div>

*****

Final Rating: 31</div>

*: I don't know what that is nor do I want to know.

Voeltzwagon · February 2, 2020

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Pigeon Mask spent most of the show thinking it over. He decided he had to let Liam go. He had only been around for two shows, but he has already caused a few problems. If he had more talent it may be worth it, but someone like Liam could be easily replaced. What Pigeon Mask didn't expect was Liam to pull a knife on him when he was telling Liam tonight was his last night.

Pigeon Mask: "Isn't this a bit extreme?!"

Liam Lutz: "I thought that is what this place is about! EXTREME! You have been pecking at me long enough. I will be taking all my pay for the night or else things are going to get ba-"

He is cut off mostly because he feels the weight of two large hands. One on each shoulder.

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Oh hi</div>

BDE: "I don't think I am going to let you hurt Pidgey*."

The Damned: "I was told you were the one that stole my smokes."

Liam: "Uhhhhh...."

The two pick up Liam and start to lead him away as Pigeon Mask lets a sigh of relief. He isn't sure what will happen to Liam now*, but he hopes he never has to see that man again."

*: Bigger Dan Ewe may be the world's largest Pokemaster

**: Dumpster party. No fire though. Jeff Amazon may have been in there though.

Voeltzwagon · February 3, 2020

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DarK_RaideR · February 3, 2020

Yes! Anders Thunder is now part of EFW and all is right in the world. Big Bad Lad Battle is also awsome, even if I'm not sure whether it's a tournament, Battle Royal, Survivor Series type match or something else.

Jim Force and Nigel Svensson vs Louie Peyton and Bigger Dan Ewe

Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Armand Hardwick vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player

Lenny Mochin vs Colin Picalo

Prince Neville vs The Dublin Destroyer

Anders Thunder vs The Damned

Zergon · February 3, 2020

Tag Team Main Event

Jim Force and Nigel Svensson vs Louie Peyton and Bigger Dan Ewe

Boss man gets one over champ after doing the job last month.

Also Scheduled

Notorious F.R.E.A.K vs Armand Hardwick vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player

I was going to say that Puffy is the only guy here with a win until I remembered that Armand actually got one last month. Then again, does win over Liam really count? (yes, yes it does, but I pretend it doesn´t. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />)

Lenny Mochin vs Colin Picalo

Mochin had a nice match with Svensson in the first month so assuming that makes him higher on the ladder than Picalo despite Lenny not appearing in last two shows.

Prince Neville vs The Dublin Destroyer

No Foppenbottom to eat the pin here so Neville gets the win.

Anders Thunder vs The Damned

Oh dear, this can´t be good, Bit of a coin flip here but I go with new(er) guy.

Big Roguey · February 3, 2020

what do you mean pigeon mask isn't a pigeon....

Voeltzwagon · February 3, 2020

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MHero" data-cite="MHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47256" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>what do you mean pigeon mask isn't a pigeon....</div></blockquote> He's a Pidgey. Bigger Dan Ewe said so

DAVEFAN95 · February 3, 2020

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47256" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>He's a Pidgey. Bigger Dan Ewe said so</div></blockquote> I'm more of a Doduo man myself. Also, loving this, as I usually do love your work Voeltz.

Voeltzwagon · February 4, 2020

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DAVEFAN95" data-cite="DAVEFAN95" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47256" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm more of a Doduo man myself. Also, loving this, as I usually do love your work Voeltz.</div></blockquote> Glad to have you aboard as always!

Voeltzwagon · February 6, 2020

EXTREME FORCE WRESTLING

THROUGH BEING COOL!

Wednesday, Week 2 April 2016

The Paddington Club (South British Isles)

Attendance: 244

Jackie and Guy hype up tonight's show as well as mention next month shall start what will hopefully become a yearly tradition. BIG BAD LAD BATTLE.

*****

Anders Thunder vs The Damned

A preview of Big Bad Lad Battle*? The two larger members of the roster batter one another for a few solid minutes. There isn't really much wrestling involved and the two are rather slow and plodding. The match ends when Anders ducks a backfist, but that was more of a distraction as a Fist of Eternity comes through and knocks Anders out.

Winner: The Damned.

Rating: 16

*****

The prince, his lady and his squire are all in the ring once more and Neville doesn't look bothered at all he is to take on a man much larger than him tonight.

Lady Aurora: "Oh dear prince. I fret for you tonight as you face that horrible Destroyer from Dublin."

Prince Neville: "Fear not, my lady. I will not be harmed as our honorable squire will be fighting in my stead tonight."

Squire Foppenbottom: "Wait.....what?"

Prince Neville: "God speed, squire. I know you will do well."

Squire Foppenbottom: "Not agaaaaaiiiiiin."

Rating: 36

*****

The Dublin Destroyer vs Squire Foppenbottom

Prince Neville and Lady Aurora don't even stick around to see their brave charge get beaten pillar to post. Short match where Destroyer wins with a Shamrocker.

Winner: The Dublin Destroyer

Rating: 22

*****

Lenny Mochin vs Colin Picalo

A slightly more competitive match than the previous one, but the now pudgy brawler is no real match for Lenny. He grounds Colin quickly and works him over without ever being in any real trouble of losing the match. Colin is lifted up and Lenny nails Eye of the Storm for the victory.

Winner: Lenny Mochin

Rating: 32

*****

Armand Hardwicke vs Puffy the Sand Iron Player vs Notorious F.R.E.A.K

Armand is dancing, F.R.E.A.K has shown up in a rather gaudy, women's golfing outfit and Puffy doesn't seem pleased at seeing these antics. He starts to clean house, but F.R.E.A.K proves to not be a pushover and fights back. He gets some good offense in and looks poised for what many would call an upset, but Armand gets in the way as a distraction that allows Puffy to take both men out with a double lariat. F.R.E.A.K rolls out of the ring and Armand soon is hit with a Tee Off.

Winner: Puffy the Sand Iron Player

Rating: 22

*****

THE FORCE is out with his partner, Nigel Svensson. Both men look ready for their big match tonight as THE FORCE grabs the microphone.

THE FORCE: "AAAAAHHHHHH. BIGGER DAN EWE AND LOUIE PEYTON! BEHOND THE MIGHT OF MUSCLE POWER AND TECHNICAL WIZARDRY! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE! MAKE YOUR TIME!"

Nigel: "Isn't that.....nevermind. Time for you fellahs to come out here because I am going to make you tap, nap or snap."

Rating: 29

*****

THE FORCE and Nigel Svensson vs Louie Peyton and Bigger Dan Ewe

The champ and Dan do well to overpower their opponents early on. It is often a wild brawl that only turns a bit into a wrestling match when Nigel gets in and starts to show off. He even manages to use Dan's size against him and takes the big man down a few times. A lot of back and forth that starts to turn into a wild brawl near the end. Dan and Jim are fighting on the outside when Louie looks to plant Nigel with a Predator Bomb. Nigel reverses it into a Hyper Extension Arm Lock. Louie fights for awhile, but has to tap before Nigel breaks his arm.

Winners: THE FORCE and Nigel Svensson

Rating: 31

*****

Final Rating: 31

Anaddeo89 · February 6, 2020

How often do you drugs test Anders Thunder?

Voeltzwagon · February 6, 2020

How often do you drugs test Anders Thunder?

He is a fine upstanding young man. I am sure there is NOTHING wrong with him.

Anaddeo89 · February 6, 2020

Also is Squire Foppenbottom a relative of Golem?

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