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<p>VCW PRESENTS: THE HANGMAN & THE KEITH</p><p> </p><p>

Date: Saturday, Week 4, February 2020</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Card:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Winning Team [brady Prince & Jason Patterson] </strong>Vs. Jerry Pepper & Mercutio Sleep w/ Mya Catalan</p><p> </p><p>

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. <strong>Jules Night</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Prime Time Dread [Dreadnought w/ Prime Time Jack Pryde]</strong> Vs. Wild Red Stallion</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Tsuki Kawamata</strong> Vs. Golden Delicious [VCW Women's Title Match]</p><p>

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Texas Hangman</strong> Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison [VCW Intercontinental Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

An announcement from Keith Vegas!</p>

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VCW PRESENTS: THE HANGMAN & THE KEITH

 

Date: Saturday, Week 4, February 2020

 

 

Card:

 

The Winning Team [brady Prince & Jason Patterson] Vs. Jerry Pepper & Mercutio Sleep w/ Mya Catalan

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Jules Night

 

Prime Time Dread [Dreadnought w/ Prime Time Jack Pryde] Vs. Wild Red Stallion

 

Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Golden Delicious [VCW Women's Title Match]

 

Texas Hangman Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison [VCW Intercontinental Title Match]

 

An announcement from Keith Vegas! No Thank you.

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VCW PRESENTS: THE HANGMAN & THE KEITH

 

Date: Saturday, Week 4, February 2020

 

 

Card:

 

The Winning Team [brady Prince & Jason Patterson] Vs. Jerry Pepper & Mercutio Sleep w/ Mya Catalan

The Winning Team have a name at this point, I don't see them winning much, but this match should be easy for them.

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Jules Night

Bubba is big, Jules just jobbed to Keith, I don't see him beating Bubba

 

Prime Time Dread [Dreadnought w/ Prime Time Jack Pryde] Vs. Wild Red Stallion

Dread destroys Stallion to build himself ups

 

Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Golden Delicious [VCW Women's Title Match]

I made a miscalculation last time, and didn't realize Keith had the hots for Tsuki and hated his sister, so Keith will try to win her affection by giving her wins. It will not work

Texas Hangman Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison [VCW Intercontinental Title Match]

Hangman squash

 

An announcement from Keith Vegas!

Hangman kill

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The Winning Team [brady Prince & Jason Patterson] Vs. Jerry Pepper & Mercutio Sleep w/ Mya Catalan

Named team over random pairing

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Jules Night

This seems to be non-title match so I go with Night getting win in order to challenge Bubba later with the title on the line.

Prime Time Dread [Dreadnought w/ Prime Time Jack Pryde] Vs. Wild Red Stallion

Both guys got convincing wins in last show so bit of a coin flip on who you plan to push harder, that said, Dreadnought has Pryde on his corner and I figure that distraction from Pryde could be the deciding factor.

 

Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Golden Delicious [VCW Women's Title Match]

I don´t really ever see belt being dropped on first defense so champ retains.

 

Texas Hangman Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison [VCW Intercontinental Title Match]

Same here, plus Hangman is feuding Keith so I don´t see him losing much to anyone right now.

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Late to the show but I like what I see.

 

 

The Winning Team [brady Prince & Jason Patterson] Vs. Jerry Pepper & Mercutio Sleep w/ Mya Catalan

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Jules Night

 

Prime Time Dread [Dreadnought w/ Prime Time Jack Pryde] Vs. Wild Red Stallion

 

Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Golden Delicious [VCW Women's Title Match]

 

Texas Hangman Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison [VCW Intercontinental Title Match]

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="2P9agCQ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/2P9agCQ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">VEGAS CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS...</span></p><p> </p><p> <em><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">THE HANGMAN AND THE KEITH 2020!</span></strong></em></p><p> <span style="font-size:10px;"><em><span style="text-decoration:underline;">....In front of a massive crowd of 78 people... less than last time... </span></em></span><img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">In the back area, things were quiet. No messes. No shenanigans. Just 20 or so people stuck into a small room with each other, trying to get ready for a small-time wrestling show. One very noticeable difference from last month was that all of the title belts had come in. Everyone was carrying their respective belt.</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">...Except they weren't. Somehow Candy Floss had ended up with the Women's title belt draped over her shoulder.</span></p><p> </p><p> <img alt="kndVfBD.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/kndVfBD.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="LyzK0cO.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/LyzK0cO.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">"Uh, uhm... Candy?" Keith Vegas approached her. She looked at him odd. "What is it, boss? Am I bein' last-minute booked?" He stopped, thinking very hard about what words he should oh-so carefully choose next. "I-I... uhh... no. No. You have not been booked. Instead, you have company property that does not belong to you. Please return that belt to Tsuki Kawamata." For a brief moment, the rage of a wild beast flashed onto Candy's usually calm, professional facial expression. It was enough for Keith to see to make a decision: Fight or Flight, and he chose Flight. He turned around to walk away when-</span></p><p> </p><p> <img alt="T8gZXqQ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/T8gZXqQ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">"There you are, Candy." Tsuki approached her. "Thanks for holding onto the belt. Can't believe it got shipped to your address, yeah?" Tsuki smiled as she took the belt from Candy. Keith, in the briefest of moments, had a flashback to the moment he placed the order for the belts... when he put Candy Floss' address down for the Women's title belt. The utter shame he felt at that moment could never be lifted from his soul, but the embarrassment that would soon follow was much worse.</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">And with that, the show got underway.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48325" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> "Woo-wee! We're back for another amazing night of Vegas Championship Wrestling, folks! What do you think about that, Daney-boy?!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Dane O'Hara</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "I think I'm seeing less people in the crowd tonight, that's what I think, Duke."</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Oh you sour puss, you. Here we go with some tag team action coming up! There's Brady Prince and Jason Patterson! Now, they lost last month but boy are they looking to win big this month as they go up against Mercutio Sleep and Jerry Pepper! Here we go!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Dane O'Hara</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "....Yay.."</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="DAvC5b2.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/DAvC5b2.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="zvnbGK1.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/zvnbGK1.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> VS. </span><img alt="5qlEoaN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/5qlEoaN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="8GiQ36C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/8GiQ36C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> w/ </span><img alt="8Z1hW7C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/8Z1hW7C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> This was a meh bout in all sense of the term. The best things about it were Brady Prince and Mya Catalan, despite being on opposing sides. Mya Catalan distracted Jason Patterson towards the end, and Mercutio Sleep secured the win with a sloppy school-boy roll-up. Could hardly even count as a pinfall, but as many have come to realize, VCW doesn't care about how good the show is. It's all about Vegas, baby.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd, Mercutio Sleep and Jerry Pepper defeated The Winning Team in 10:24 when Mercutio Sleep pinned Jason Patterson with a quick roll-up.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Rating: 20</span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;">The best part about that was Mya Catalan showing up in booty shorts and a tank top. As a mid western man once (probably) said, "There ain't nothin' betta' in 'dis world than a gal in booty shorts!". Again, you heard it all here first, folks. A mid western man (probably) said that.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48325" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Well that was somethin'! Talk about being a fool! That Patterson kid really can't seem to hold up his end of the team!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Dane O'Hara</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Yeah, yeah. Here we go with the second bout... *sigh*... how much longer till this show is over? I can't believe I got swindled into being here. OH! My mic's live, ain't it? Well that's a darn shame, Duke. Darn shame."</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Dane! You've gotta take this more seriously! This is honest-to-good real wrasslin' in VCW. If you don't like it! Get outta town!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> (It seems several members of the audience took that comment to heart and left the venue, much to Dane O'Hara's delight.)</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Dane O'Hara</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Haha! Look at 'em go! Take me with you!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "*sigh* Let's get the next bout underway! We've got Sgt. Bubba Lee West going up against Jules Night!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="zRltpCU.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/zRltpCU.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> VS. </span><img alt="YCc2dAS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/YCc2dAS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Now if you expected a solid showing from last month's World Title contender, you're gravely mistaken. Sgt. Bubba Lee West spent a whole ten minutes flinging Jules Night around like a rag doll. Jules didn't get a single move in, and was probably regretting all of his life decisions when Sgt. Bubba finally decided that he was bored of beating him up and pinned him for the win.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>In a decent match, Sgt. Bubba Lee West defeated Jules Night in 8:23 by pinfall with a Recon Wrench. Sgt. Bubba Lee West makes his first defense of the VCW United States title.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Rating: </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#8B0000;">22</span></span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;">Despite that match not actually being a title defense, Sgt. Bubba treated it like one and be honest - are you going to tell the crazy Army guy with fist made of steel that he didn't just successfully defend his title? No? Yeah, that's what I thought.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48325" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> "If that wasn't a classic squash right there, I dunno what is! But next up we've got two even bigger men, as Dreadnought and Wild Red Stallion clash up next!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Dane O'Hara</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Hey Duke, why do you act as if we're on TV and we just went to a commercial break? There's 78.. oh wait, 65 people left here watching this show... soon to be 64 if I have my way."</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Oh just shut up and watch the hossfest, Daney!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="XqqINyI.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/XqqINyI.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> w/ </span><img alt="VcK2a8r.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/VcK2a8r.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> Vs. </span><img alt="dJMzrO5.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/dJMzrO5.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> This match was a real stinker, not that it had much of a chance of being the masterclass Keith Vegas thought it would be. Dreadnought performed bad, and Wild Red Stallion even worse. The best part about this was Prime Time Jack Pryde's excellence working as Dreadnought's manager. They play off of each other exceedingly well and it helped distract those left in unfortunate attendance from the hossfest in the ring.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but terrible wrestling, Dreadnought defeated Wild Red Stallion in 10:06 by pinfall with a Dread Splash.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Rating: </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#000000;">15</span></span></p></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;">Keith Vegas was so confused. How could that possibly fail so badly?! People love big men! People especially love big monster men! So how did it fail?! It worked so well for USPW they made it to being the #1 company in the world off the back of terrible big men! How did this not work wonders for VCW?!... He would later realize it was because these two were unknown rookies. But this is now, and right now Keith was bawling his eyes out in the back while everyone else tried to find the nearest bottles of bleach to burn the stink they just witnessed out of their eyes.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:10px;"> Note: That doesn't work, it'll just make you blind. Don't try it at home.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48325" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> "Well that was somethin' alright, but we've got even more! Here comes our Women's champion Tsuki Kawamata, as she'll be defending her championship against Golden Delicious! Ain't this great, Dane?!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Dane? Oh shit! He's gotten away! Someone get the venue security! O- My mic is still on! Shit! DA-" The mic cut off.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="T8gZXqQ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/T8gZXqQ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> Vs. </span><img alt="DCtXOkB.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/DCtXOkB.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> A decent bout but the crowd was distracted by the case of a missing Dane O'Hara and Duke Hazzard. Oh well. Not like Women's Wrestling is that important anyways, am I right guys? No? Oh. Tsuki Kawamata wins in.. generic fashion. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but terrible wrestling, Tsuki Kawamata defeated Golden Delicious in 13:18 by pinfall with a Flying Leg Lariat. Tsuki Kawamata makes defence number 1 of her VCW Women's title reign.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Rating: </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#8B0000;">18</span></span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;">Duke Hazzard and Dane O'Hara will be returning for the Main Event bout, coming up next.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48325" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "And we're back, folks, Dane and myself here to cover the action of our exciting Main Event! We'll see The Hangman take on Jay Silver in a bout for Hangman's Intercontinental title! Aren't you excited, Dane?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Dane O'Hara</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "No."</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Duke Hazzard</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;">: "Oh whatever, you cry baby. Let's get this main event underway!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="OFgIcEw.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/OFgIcEw.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> VS. </span><img alt="bNgyyv0.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/bNgyyv0.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><span style="font-size:12px;"> w/ </span><img alt="OFtIPjg.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/OFtIPjg.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> This match was akin to the opening bout and Sgt. Bubba's bout. You mix 'em together and throw in a bit of Dreadnought V. Stallion and you get this mess of a main event. Texas Hangman dominated Jay for about 11 minutes too long, and the fans got bored half way through. Allison Addison was at least there to distract with her cute looks, so the match could've suffered more had she not been there. Obviously, Hangman won.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Texas Hangman defeated Jay Silver in 11:43 with a Choke Slam. Texas Hangman makes defense number one of his Intercontinental title.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Rating: </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#000000;">13</span></span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48325" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><img alt="kndVfBD.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/kndVfBD.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> After Texas Hangman returned backstage, Keith Vegas came out to the ring - taking his grand old time with his VCW World Heavyweight title belt draped over his shoulder. He had a smug look, though an eagle-eyed fan would spot the redness around his eyes from the crying he did after Dreadnought V. Stallion. It took him about five minutes to get to the ring, and once he finally had a mic in hand and was about to say something -- "I, Keith Vega-" he was suddenly cut off, the mic hitting the ground with a loud thud.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="OFgIcEw.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/OFgIcEw.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> That's right, everyone's favorite Texan/Hangman came out and attacked Keith Vegas from behind, pretty much repeating the same beatdown from last month. Once Hangman was done beating down his boss, he grabbed his VCW Intercontinental title, and tore the plastic replica belt in half with his own raw power - those still in the arena went nuts, with cheering, and with laughter at the fact that VCW was using a plastic belt. Hangman then spit on Keith and the World title belt, and to make things worse, left a rope tied into a noose on the ground next to Keith's limp body.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Rating: </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#8B0000;">20</span></span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;">OVERALL SHOW RATING: 13</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>"VCW Simply doesn't have enough interesting storylines going on."</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> -Some Mark who was promptly kicked out of the show after that drastic comment. VCW only accepts loyal, paying customers - not people who think they're "experts." Blasphemy.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Predictions:</p><p> </p><p> Winner: </p><p> *drumroll*</p><p> </p><p> STEVEN JAMES! with a 5/5 prediction</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Others:</p><p> </p><p> moafnsteel: 4/5</p><p> </p><p> Martel123: 3/5</p><p> </p><p> HugarLSU: 3/5</p><p> </p><p> DeathZone2: 4/5</p><p> </p><p> Zergon: 3/5</p><p> </p><p> Herrbear: 4/5</p><p> </p><p> Thanks for reading!! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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Thank god for Texas Hangman saving us for that horrible Keith Vegas. I physically let out a cheer when Texas Hangman didn't even let him finish his name. What a glorious man that Hangman is. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />
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<span style="font-size:12px;">Keith Vegas finally returned home, bruised and battered once more. There was no way the old 'out roughhousing with the boys' was going to work on his family this time. He looked as if he had just gotten run over and then left to rot. He was so fatigued, though, that he could barely stand by the time he got to his room. He collapsed onto his bed, his world championship falling onto the floor.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><em><strong>Next thing he knew, it was Monday, Week 1, March 2020, his alarm was going crazy, and it was time to book another show.</strong></em></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:36px;"><strong><em>VCW: THE RISE OF KEITH</em></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

Card:</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>* Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

* Jules Night Vs. Wild Red Stallion</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

* Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Texas Hangman</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

* Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Candy Floss (Title Vs. Career Bout)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

* Prime Time Dread Vs. The Winning Team</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

* Keith Vegas will FINALLY make an Announcement!</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p>

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<p><strong>Jay Silver</strong> w/ Allison Addison Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan</p><p>

<em>Bit of a coin flip for me so I just go with who I like better.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Jules Night Vs. <strong>Wild Red Stallion</strong></p><p>

<em>Stallion have won a match so far while Night have two losses so guess I go with Stallion on this one</em></p><p> </p><p>

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Texas Hangman</p><p>

<em>I don´t see Keith telling either one of these two to lose so guess we have a draw here?</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Tsuki Kawamata</strong> Vs. Candy Floss (Title Vs. Career Bout)</p><p>

<em>Umm, no idea here, feels early for Tsuki to drop the belt but this is Candy´s first match so bit early to have a career match as well... guessing there´s background story here that Candy got pissed and wanted out or something similar... Well either that or Keith thinks this is genius idea not realizing that bit of build up would be required first... actually, it´s just that isn´t it? </em><img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

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Prime Time Dread</strong> Vs. The Winning Team</p><p>

<em>Winning Team lost to random pairing last time so probably not going to win against Dreadnought either.</em></p>

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VCW: THE RISE OF KEITH

 

Card:

 

* Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan

The announcers love Mya and it seems like Keith has a thing for the Eastern women, so Jerry goes over here.

 

* Jules Night Vs. Wild Red Stallion

Yeah, Stallion is big, and he wins.

 

* Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Texas Hangman

Keith doesn't have the balls to tell either of them that they will lose. So Hangman takes liberties and shoots a win.

 

* Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Candy Floss (Title Vs. Career Bout)

Candy has scared Keith, Candy will leave and Keith keeps courting Tsuki.

 

* Prime Time Dread Vs. The Winning Team

PTD, Winning Team? More like losing team (gottteeeeem)

 

* Keith Vegas will FINALLY make an Announcement!

Keith Vegas is killed again.

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* Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan

* Jules Night Vs. Wild Red Stallion

* Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Texas Hangman

* Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Candy Floss (Title Vs. Career Bout)

* Prime Time Dread Vs. The Winning Team

* Keith Vegas will FINALLY make an Announcement! "I, Keith Vegas, promise to protect VCW from evildoers like Texas Han-" (Keith is beaten again by Texas Hangman)

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VCW: THE RISE OF KEITH

 

Card:

 

* Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan

* Jules Night Vs. Wild Red Stallion

* Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Texas Hangman

* Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Candy Floss (Title Vs. Career Bout)

* Prime Time Dread Vs. The Winning Team

* Keith Vegas will FINALLY make an Announcement!

Here is hoping Keith doesn't make the announcement! Save us Hangman.

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* Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan

 

* Jules Night Vs. Wild Red Stallion

 

* Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Texas Hangman

 

* Tsuki Kawamata Vs. Candy Floss (Title Vs. Career Bout)

 

* Prime Time Dread Vs. The Winning Team

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VEGAS CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS...

 

THE RISE OF KEITH!

....In front of a massive crowd of 66 people... even less than last time, and less than the first show... :(

 

Nothing too interesting was happening in the VCW locker room. Everybody was socializing, Erin Lawrence was telling stories, but nothing interesting enough for the legend of VCW, Keith Vegas, to take the time to listen too.

 

The King Of The Crybabies sent for the agents, Vixxen and Fabulous Frank, to start the show, and start the show they did.

 

Duke Hazzard: "Bah god welcome everyone to VCW! We are here to bring you some nice, bangin' in-ring action tonight! Ain't that right, Daney?!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Duke, you keep calling me that and you ain't making it through to the end of this year, got it?"

 

Duke Hazzard: "*Chuckle* Daney boy, you sure are a riot! Oh! It looks like the show has already started! Here comes the wonderful Allison Addison!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Don't you mean Jay Silver?"

 

Duke Hazzard: "Oh, yeah uh... him too!"

 

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The match wasn't all that special, but when two beautiful women are standing at ringside it doesn't really have to be. Surprisingly enough, the match went for 12 minutes before someone was declared the victor. Nobody cared for the bout, but they did care when the women started heading to the back.

 

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Jay Silver defeated Jerry Pepper in 12:46 with an AG Driver.

 

Rating: 16

 

You'd have to be crazy to think that match was going to be anything special. Keith Vegas is. Rumor has it he got himself punched when he tried to yell at both Pepper and Silver that night, but none of the three men have disclosed information on what went down. It's a mystery.

 

Duke Hazzard: "That was some mighty fine action, wouldn't you say, Dane?"

 

Dane O'Hara: "That match sucked. Besides, what would you know? You stared at the girls the whole time!"

 

Duke Hazzard: "Uhh... no... ANYWAYS! Let's get on with the show! Our next bout is about to start, huh-ha!"

 

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Jules Night tried... and by tried we mean he punched Stallion once and that was it. Wild Red threw Jules around the ring like a rag doll. It'd have been hard for any normal person to watch, but normal people don't come to VCW events. After about 8 minutes of pure domination, Stallion finally pinned the man who'll put you to sleep. That's why he's called Night, right?

 

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Wild Red Stallion defeated Jules Night in 8:43 with a Lakota Cutter.

 

Rating: 18

 

Keith Vegas was pleased with that match. It sucked, but it doesn't take much to make Keith Vegas happy.

 

Duke Hazzard: "That was something, all right! What a barn-stormer!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Great, we're ripping of Duane Fry now? Ugh."

 

Duke Hazzard: "No! I just came up with that now! Anyways, it's time for the match we've all been waiting for! Two behemoths with a bone to pick and a trail of bodies behind them! Let's get this mayhem started!"

 

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This was a wild brawl. Neither of the two dominant forces of VCW could take control for very long and it led to a back and forth match the likes of which VCW has never seen before! This went on for about 9 minutes, maybe, before each man lost it and grabbed a weapon from the audience (who let those people bring weapons in here, anyways?) Bubba grabbed a bat while Hangman grabbed a kendo stick and SMACK! - both men hit each other at exactly the same time, square in the face. Both men collapsed under the sheer power of the blows and referee Clinton Edwards ruled this a double-disqualification.

 

In a decent match, Sgt. Bubba Lee West drew with Texas Hangman in 8:52 following a double disqualification.

 

Rating: 26

 

Keith Vegas was greatly pleased with that bout. Match of the night, he called it. Though that isn't a very hard thing to achieve in VCW.

 

Duke Hazzard: "Simply wonderful!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Yeah... that match actually entertained me."

 

Duke Hazzard: "We can't sit in awe for long though, 'cuz here comes Tsuki Kawamata and Candy Floss!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "*Sigh*."

 

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This was an average match held by average performers... which means it was great by VCW standards. Not as great as the one before it, but great nonetheless. The match ended with a Flyin Leg Lariat.

 

In a match that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Tsuki Kawamata defeated Candy Floss in 9:59 by pinfall with a Flying Leg Lariat. Tsuki Kawamata makes defence number 2 of her VCW Women's title.

 

Rating: 21

 

For some reason, they didn't go to the back after this bout. As you can imagine, Keith Vegas was royally pissed.

 

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The two women stayed in the ring. They smiled at each other and embraced, before grabbing a microphone offered to them by Road Agent Fabulous Frank, who clearly knew about this but hadn't told anybody - much like the women themselves. With Tsuki holding the microphone, they each announced that this would be their final match. Both of them were to retire, and Tsuki left the VCW Women's title in the ring, thanking those who cared for giving her the willpower to wrestle for VCW. She actually managed to wring some emotion from the small Wichita crowd. Candy didn't do so well. Nobody cared because she had only just debuted and now she was retiring. Oh well.

 

Rating: 24

 

Keith Vegas was even angrier. The fiery sprout-faced man-child was fuming that they cut into his promo time for the night. He made a quick change of plans. A new Main Event, he called it. Uh-Oh.

 

Duke Hazzard: "What an emotional event! Our champion, er, former champion, Tsuki Kawamata has retired! And that... other girl.."

 

Dane O'Hara: "Candy Floss?"

 

Duke Hazzard: "Yes! Yes, her! Anywho, it's time to move on to the next match!"

 

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This match went about as well as you'd expect. Dreadnought powered his way through both Patterson and Brady Prince. A new addition to Prime Time Dread in the form of DeAnna Desire was a welcome change of pace, though, as she cheered on Dreadnought alongside Jack Pryde, who spent little time actually wrestling. Who needs to when you have Dreadnought as a tag partner?

 

Rating: 21

 

 

Duke Hazzard: "And that wraps up our show tonight, folks! Than- O-Oh? I guess that isn't it! There's been a change of plans! One more match for tonight, folks! Those asses better stay in those seats!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Hold on, if we've gone through all of the matches and still have one more.. that leaves... oh no... oh god no! SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

 

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Keith Vegas came out to fight Mercutio Sleep. Fight they did. The crowd lost interest very quick, and the match dragged on for a bit until Texas Hangman came out and laid out both workers in the ring, although he beat Keith up a big more than he beat Mercutio up.

 

In a decent match, Keith Vegas drew with Mercutio Sleep in 10:18 after the referee lost control and stopped the match. During the match we saw Texas Hangman interfere and attack Keith Vegas, and also attack Mercutio Sleep.

 

Rating: 23

 

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 22

 

 

Predictions:

 

Winner:

*drumroll*

*longer drumroll*

 

Zergon!: 5/5

 

Others:

 

DeathZone2: 3/5

 

Steven James (now known as ChairToFace, 'cuz he's a coward :p ): 3/5

 

HugarLSU: 3/5

 

Herrbear: 4/5

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Keith Vegas returned home, after smashing up his small office at the warehouse. "Smashing" is the term he used, in reality he just sat around struggling to break some objects and rip a small paperback book. Defeated, he had decided to head home for the night. He was pissed, but he couldn't wake up his family. He quietly headed to his room, and thought to himself a variety of insults he could've thrown at both Tsuki Kawamata, and Candy Floss. Damn them, now Keith has to go out of his way to find two replacements for the roster. Tsuki better become an agent, and Candy's as good as gone. She wasn't useful to begin with.

 

This day would be known as the VCW "Dark Weekend Betrayal." That is IT! In that one thought bubble, Keith just figured out what to call the next event. VCW Presents... The Betrayal Of Keith! Keith chuckled to himself, this was pure gold.

 

VCW: THE BETRAYAL OF KEITH

 

Card:

 

Mercutio Sleep Vs. Jules Night

 

Prime Time Dread w/ DeAnna Desire Vs. Surprise Opponents!

 

Texas Hangman Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison

 

Golden Delicious Vs. Connie Morris [VCW Women's Title Bout]

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Brady Prince [VCW United States Title Bout]

 

Keith Vegas Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan

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<p>Mercutio Sleep Vs. <strong>Jules Night</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Prime Time Dread w/ DeAnna Desire Vs. <strong>Surprise Opponents!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Texas Hangman</strong> Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Golden Delicious</strong> Vs. Connie Morris [VCW Women's Title Bout]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sgt. Bubba Lee West</strong> Vs. Brady Prince [VCW United States Title Bout]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Keith Vegas</strong> Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan</p>

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Mercutio Sleep Vs. Jules Night

Honestly who cares?

 

Prime Time Dread w/ DeAnna Desire Vs. Surprise Opponents!

We all know the best Keith can do is Bob Casey and Garry's Monkey. Not Garry, just the monkey.

 

Texas Hangman Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison

Hangman kill

 

Golden Delicious Vs. Connie Morris [VCW Women's Title Bout]

Connie reminds Keith of his sister. He hates his sister.

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Brady Prince [VCW United States Title Bout]

Keith doesn't have the balls...

 

Keith Vegas Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan

This guy. Keeps putting himself over, when more talented people are available. When will he learn that putting himself in the main event will just see more people leaving? Prime Rip Chord he is. At least he was smart enough to have Mya here. So people will have a reason to pay attention.

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<p><strong>Mercutio Sleep</strong> Vs. Jules Night</p><p>

<em>Assuming Sleep is higher on pecking order.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Prime Time Dread w/ DeAnna Desire</strong> Vs. Surprise Opponents!</p><p>

<em>Dread is on one team and that´s have been enough so far</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Texas Hangman</strong> Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison</p><p>

<em>Sorry Silver but you ain´t winning this one.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Golden Delicious Vs. <strong>Connie Morris</strong> [VCW Women's Title Bout]</p><p>

<em>No idea here</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sgt. Bubba Lee West</strong> Vs. Brady Prince [VCW United States Title Bout]</p><p>

<em>Bubba is one of the guys who have won matches pretty consistently so far so I go with him</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Keith Vegas</strong> Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan</p><p>

<em>Surely Vegas books himself over here?</em></p>

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Mercutio Sleep Vs. Jules Night

 

 

Prime Time Dread w/ DeAnna Desire Vs. Surprise Opponents!

sizzle sizzle build that heat

 

Texas Hangman Vs. Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison

sizzle sizzle build that heat

 

Golden Delicious Vs. Connie Morris [VCW Women's Title Bout]

connie slightly better

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West Vs. Brady Prince [VCW United States Title Bout]

 

Keith Vegas Vs. Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan

Pepper isn't ready yet.

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<p><p><strong>Mercutio Sleep</strong> Vs. Jules Night</p><p> </p><p></p><p>

<strong>Prime Time Dread w/ DeAnna Desire</strong> Vs. Surprise Opponents!</p><p> </p><p></p><p>

Texas Hangman Vs. <strong>Jay Silver w/ Allison Addison</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p>

<strong>Golden Delicious</strong> Vs. Connie Morris [VCW Women's Title Bout]</p><p> </p><p></p><p>

<strong>Sgt. Bubba Lee West</strong> Vs. Brady Prince [VCW United States Title Bout]</p><p> </p><p></p><p>

Keith Vegas Vs. <strong>Jerry Pepper w/ Mya Catalan</strong></p></p>

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Back from the dead, only to go straight back into the grave: Here's....!

 

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VEGAS CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS...

 

THE BETRAYAL OF KEITH!

....In front of a massive crowd of 89 people.. Finally we're doing something right!

 

Keith Vegas entered the back room of his warehouse for shows and was surprised. The agent known as Vixxen was surprisingly... happy. Like, reeaaallly happy. It was unsettling, she was usually stone-faced or better, just ignoring the stupidity of this all so she could get her $90 at the end of the night. That... that's what she's being paid, right? Who knows. Keith Vegas doesn't.

 

Anyways, Keith Vegas sent her away to do her job, just so he could get away from her. Keith Vegas doesn't like happy people, they make him unhappy.

 

Duke Hazzard: "Here we are again, Daney boy! It feels like it's been forever!" (oh Duke, if only you knew how long it's been..)

 

Dane O'Hara: "Yeah, I wish it'd have been a bit longer than forever - I don't like coming back here."

 

Duke Hazzard: "Oh stop! We've got some action coming up! It's Jules Night and Mercutio Sleep!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "I get it! Because they'll wrestle into the night AND they'll put us all to sleep, right? Sleep tight tonight. I think that should be they're team name!"

 

Duke Hazzard: "Maybe! But they aren't a tag team!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Unfortunately not. Instead of watching Dreadnought decimate them, we have to watch them slog through each other."

 

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If you were expecting a technical wrestling masterpiece, this is probably not what you wanted to see... but, it's also the closest thing to a technical masterpiece you'll get out of VCW, so don't be too hard on it. Jules Night goes over, saving everyone from Mercutio putting us all to sleep.

 

In a decent match, Jules Night defeated Mercutio Sleep in 9:37 with a Time For Bed.

 

RATING: 24

 

If your name is Keith Vegas, then you were very happy with this bout. Nobody expected such a below average match out of VCW - so Boss Man Vegas himself was surprised! Now, if only the rest of the night holds up the same standard... if only.

 

Dane O'Hara: "Alright, alright, quit it. That match wasn't too bad. Still bad, but y'know.. not too bad."

 

Duke Hazzard: "HA! See, I knew you'd come around! VCW is the place to be! Yee-haw! Let's get some more wrasslin' going on here!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Duke, this is Kansas. Keep your Texas-ness down in Texas. Try to be more Kansas-y."

 

Duke Hazzard: "Uh, yeah... Kansas is great!... Ribs! Burgers!... uh.. screw it! Let's get to more wrasslin'!"

 

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Ain't this just a woozy. You've got a hot chick, charismatic goof and big menacing masked brute on one side... then you've got Mad Dog Mortimer and Mercy Michaels on the other. Definitely a surprise... but... probably not the type of surprise Keith Vegas was hoping for. Anywho, what'd you expect? Mercy Michaels tried, but Dreadnought does what Dreadnought knows how to do: Dreadnought Destroys.

 

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Prime Time Dread defeated Mad Dog Mortimer and Mercy Michaels in 5:41 when Dreadnought pinned Mercy Michaels with a Dread Ending.

 

RATING: 16

 

The not-so triumphant debut of The Redneck Express, or as the fans shouted during the match: The Wifebeater & The Crackhead. They tried, and that's all that matters, and the fans were entertained, but Keith Vegas doesn't care about the fans, or this match. Keith Vegas just wants to be immortalized.

 

Duke Hazzard: "As a redneck myself, I don't take too kindly to some of the things those fans shouted at my fellow rednecks that match."

 

Dane O'Hara: "I'm offended that we had to watch them wrestle, well, we had to watch them get thrown around by Dreadnought - but that Wifebeater guy-"

 

Duke Hazzard: "-Mercy Michaels!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Yeah, yeah.. Mercy Michaels, he at least got some punches in.. I think."

 

Duke Hazzard: "Let's not dwell on it! Moving on!"

 

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What'd you expect from this? A masterclass? No. You shouldn't. What you should expect is what we got here: HANGMAN KILL.

 

In a decent match, Texas Hangman defeated Jay Silver in 8:36 with a Choke Slam.

 

RATING: 18

 

A fine showcase of The Hangman's power. Enough to leave almost any man scared. Well, any man smaller than Hangman.

 

Duke Hazzard: "Awesome power from the Hangman! Up next we've got us some women's wrasslin'! The fine ladies of VCW will be taking it to the squared circle!"

 

Dane O'Hara: *yawn*

 

Duke Hazzard: "Now what was that for?!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Oh, sorry. I just got tired at the thought of watching the, what'd you say? 'Fine ladies of VCW', I get that right? Yeah. Them. They should be called the old hags of VCW. We've got no fine ladies except the ones that stand on the outside of the ring."

 

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This match was below average at best - reminiscent of the opening bout. Forgettable, though. Keith Vegas slept through most of it but woke up just in time for the end: Connie Morris goes over, winning the title.

 

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Connie Morris defeated Golden Delicious in 8:12 by pinfall with a Missouri Plough. Connie Morris wins the VCW Women's title.

 

RATING: 20

 

Solid!... Or so Keith Vegas hopes. He doesn't know what happened out there, and nobody will tell him. For some reason, though, there's a small group of men in the crowd that look like they just saw the greatest thing ever. Strange.

 

Dane O'Hara: "I... wow.."

 

Duke Hazzard: "I share the same sentiment, my friend.."

 

Dane O'Hara: "Did that.. did that really just happen?"

 

Duke Hazzard: "It did, my friend... it did. A-anyways! Here comes Bubba Lee West with his United States title in hand!"

 

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Brady Prince rushes forward in an attempt to catch the Sergeant offguard, but takes a big, brutal looking clothesline as the reward for his efforts. Sarge West does his thing, until eventually Brady Prince looks like Brady Wince, and as you could've guessed from the opening bell: Sarge West goes over.

 

In a decent match, Sgt. Bubba Lee West defeated Brady Prince in 8:28 by pinfall with a Recon Wrench. Sgt. Bubba Lee West makes defence number 2 of his VCW United States title.

 

RATING: 26

 

Bravo! Encore! Match of the night! (until Keith Vegas wrestles, obviously. Duh. Are you stupid or something?)

 

Dane O'Hara: "Oh, look at that! We're almost done with the night!"

 

Duke Hazzard: "That we are, but it's time to watch Keith Vegas and Jerry Pepper!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "You mean Mya Catalan in a tank top and booty shorts, right?"

 

Duke Hazzard: "N-no! N-not at a-all! I work here for quality wrestling! *gulp* Not.. not to watch attractive women prance around in skimpy clothes!"

 

Dane O'Hara: "Uh-huh. Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night. Oh wait. This is VCW. You don't tell yourself anything, you just watch the show and Boom! You're out cold."

 

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The match wasn't even that bad. Keith walked Jerry through some solid technical wrestling, but even the master of this artform Keith Vegas couldn't compensate for Jerry Pepper's poor understanding of the craft. At least, that's what Keith will tell himself when he goes to bed tonight.

 

In a decent match, Keith Vegas defeated Jerry Pepper in 11:04 with a Vegas Or Bust.

 

RATING: 20

 

The match ends, but strangely enough, Keith doesn't go to the back. Instead, he grabs one of VCW's two working microphones. Oh no. Cover your ears! Take cover! Something! Anything! Get the hell outta dodge!

 

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Keith stays out in the ring with the Microphone, he starts off this by saying how frustrated he's been with the brute known as Texas Hangman constantly preventing him and others from doing their jobs and causing serious harm to the overall health and integrity of VCW. He then goes on to say that he's hired three men who'll act as the enforcers of VCW's will. He introduces the first:

 

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WOLFIE TAGG

 

and then the second:

 

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WILD RED STALLION... (wait, he already works here! He isn't new!)

 

and then the last member of this new elite enforcer squad:

 

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ROGER MONTEIRO!!!... (wait, but this dude is tiny..)

 

Keith says these three men, along with himself, form the group now known as Vegas Championship Enterprises, and they will terminate the chaotic threat that is Texas Hangman. Before Keith can say his farewell, though..

 

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Texas Hangman appears at the entrance way, along with three of his own 'enforcers.'

 

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The eight men all have a staredown for so long that the crowd eventually leaves, and the show is over.

 

RATING: 21

 

OVERALL SHOW RATING: 20

 

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Predictions:

 

Herrbear: 2/6

 

DeathZone2: 5/6

 

ChairToFace: 3/6

 

and the Winner(s).....

 

*druuuummmmmmrooooo-, it's cut off prematurely because I can't afford a long one.*

 

praguepride & Zergon, each with a 100% correct prediction!

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