Lucha Underground: Fate Worse Than Death

BigJ · January 8, 2021

So much good things there!

Snif Cuerno

Some great additions, really like Eagles in there

Azteca is left alone, he who was the very first person we saw in LU... And the war is coming

Blodyxe · January 9, 2021

<div style="text-align:center;">Lucha Underground Mentioned on "Full Gear" Buy In <img alt="FVwGzv4.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/FVwGzv4.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> The last ever Lucha Underground show, Ultima Lucha Cuatro, aired on El Rey Network one year ago to the day. Now there's no Lucha Underground, and no El Rey... but the legacy of the company lives on! Sonny Kiss, known to "believers" as XO Lishus has issued an open challenge on the Full Gear pre-show. As a nice surprise, the first competitior to answer the call was Ivelisse, who has appeared in AEW before, but only now signed an official deal. Two friends has put on quite a match, but their ex-Trios partner, Sammy Guevara, had other plans for the night. He attacked both Sonny and Ivelisse and then started hyping himself and his new group up. Guevara did not have a match on the pay-per-view, but now he's scheduled to take on his ex-friends at the next AEW Dark episode. Let's see if this story goes anywhere, because right now, it's the closest we have been to a Lucha Underground reunion show. </div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="falling_star" data-cite="falling_star" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Really good first show, loved the graphic novel intro to your version of the universe.</div></blockquote> Thanks, I also liked making those three issues. And because people seem to like them too, I am now thinking about making more, but not on a regular basis. This will help me involve more characters and tell more stories, which is a big plus. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BigJ" data-cite="BigJ" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>So much good things there! Snif Cuerno <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Some great additions, really like Eagles in there Azteca is left alone, he who was the very first person we saw in LU... And the war is coming</div></blockquote> Yeah, I feel bad about Cuerno too. But his legacy will live on, make no mistake about it! As for the debutants, some had a one-night-only type of deal, but some will stay around. Don't want to post my roster in this diary, as I want to keep people guessing and wondering <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Hope you like the little story about XO and Ivelisse too. The next post will have some big news!

crackerjack · January 10, 2021

Great stuff so far. I'm excited to see that you've captured the controlled-chaos atmosphere that made Nitros so good. I'm expecting maybe a few more new faces and departures - I'll be reading!

Blodyxe · January 11, 2021

Great stuff so far. I'm excited to see that you've captured the controlled-chaos atmosphere that made Nitros so good. I'm expecting maybe a few more new faces and departures - I'll be reading!

Means a lot to have you here, my friend! You're right, there will be more faces coming in and out.

Also I would like to announce that there will be one more novel. I thought that the third one would be last, but after moving some segments and angles around I figured it would be best to get one more in before the actual start

Blodyxe · January 13, 2021

Issue #4

"Names Are For Friends"

The Order's kingpin steps out of the limo.

It's late in the night already, and the only source of light is the flickering lamp above the emergency exit of The Ice Temple.

The Lord cracks his knuckles and eases up the cufflinks of his sharp black suit... because Ryback and Tarver lead Mason The Maniac to him. Mason has both of his hands tied up.

"You have ruined my plans, Mason The Clown. And something tells me that you will do that again if I won't do something about it... untie him!"

Ryback and Tarver keenly follow the order, letting Mason go. The Maniac says he doesn't want to fight, tonight he realized that he doesn't have it anymore and that his career is over. The Lord smirks, saying that his career might be, but his life isn't... Yet! A flush elbow connects with Mason's jaw, and the big man falls down face first on the unforgiving concrete. The Lord says he's very disappointed that this mortal went down so easily, he wanted to have a real scrap. Agent Winter checks on the poor guy and proclaims that he's dead.

"See Tarver? You're not the only one who can kill a man with your bare hands. Not gonna lie, now I want to fight you! Fancy a good ol' back alley brawl?" - drops The Lord.

Tarver has no intention to die tonight, he knows he can't beat the deity. Agent Winter and Ryback get Mason's body in the body bag, he's not staying in the middle of the street, even if it's empty. That reminds The Lord about Low-Ki, the new Gift of the Gods champion... if he's going to be Winter's pet project, he better be a good one.

The Order will not tolerate any sign of weakness.

***

In a distance far away from The Ice Temple, three amigos are sitting in the Waffle House.

They are Texano, Mack, and Famous B! They are a little quiet after their nearly fatal experience challenging for the Lucha Underground Trios titles.

The awkward silence is interrupted by the murmurs in The Mack's belly. Mack stares at the menu, looking for something to tame his hunger, but his new manager takes that menu away from him, saying he did not earn his food yet. Texano, on the other hand, is a golden goose, and he gets to eat first! As Texano orders his plate, B slips in his visit card to a scrawny waiter. Perhaps the kid would like to be famous one day?

Just call 4-2-3! Mack frowns.

- This guy is 100 pounds soaking wet, why would you want him in the group?

- Ha, you never know where you can find the next great El Mariachi Loco!

- True... so where we going?

- Patience, Mack. I can't tell you, because you will find a way to give us out, and I don't want those sharks to be on our tail. Trust me, you don't want that either!

- I am not scared of them. I just want to chill a bit, not run like a coward.

- Ha, we're not cowards, it was a tactical retreat!

- Yeah? Why did you scream like a girl then, asking me to hurry up?

- Oh puh-leaze, Mack. I saved your life there, you owe me!

Famous B hurries Tey-Hano up, cause they can't sit around in one place for too long. As one smart man once said, 'FOCUS!' Mack quickly takes the pancake from Texano's plate and shoves it down his mouth.

"CHINGA TU MADRE!" Texano screams, and Mack just shrugs.

- As one smart man once said, everyday I'm hustling. Texano wasn't focused, that's not how you act in a big family, just sayin!

- Texano, he's kinda right. Sorry big man, but our budget is low. We will feast once we get to Mexico.

- Aww shieeet, we goin' to Mexico? For what?

- Oh lordy. Well, Tey-hano and Dr. Wagner will fight The Scorpion King and Blue Dee-mon Junior soon. Gonna draw a big-big house, Mack, more than you ever could!

- Damn, Dwayne's in Mexico now? I guess if it works for him, it works for The Mack too! Vamos.

Mack leaves the waffle house first, followed by the angry cowboy and their hustling manager. Famous B feels like he forgot something... If you forgot, then it wasn't important, B.

***

Beautiful Brenda is still running away from The Ice Temple on high heels, if you can call that running.

She can't believe that Famous B forgot about her! She screamed for them to wait, but they did not hear her at all. All men are the same... except some are worse than others. For example - Marty 'The Moth' Martinez. He is walking to The Ice Temple with his newest girlfriend, to show her the place where he works. Brenda sees Marty from a distance and uses her purse to hide her face. She clearly doesn't want to talk to that maniac.

"BRENDA!! Haha, so glad to see you! How have you been!?" - asks Martinez.

"Martina, this is my high-school sweetheart, Beautiful Brenda! We had so much fun together on the prom, right, Brenda!? Brenda? Don't you remember me? I'm Magnificent Martin!"

Now Brenda acts like she remembers him, and awkwardly waves back at him. Martina can see right through her acting, and tells Marty she tries to avoid him.

"Marty, I think this lass thinks she's betta than you!"

Martina pulls a short knife on Brenda and tells her to pass over the purse. Brenda screams and passes over her bag, but now Marty asks if Martina is crazy?? Don't pull a knife on somebody in the middle of the street, there could be witnesses! Martina scratches her head and admits her fault, old habits die hard. Marty puts Brenda's purse in the trash and says that she's coming back with them! Three wild creatures of the night under one roof - now that's a fun way to spend such a beautiful night! Brenda is mortified, but she goes with it to see another day.

***

Son of Havoc is back at the bar, having a friendly conversation with the owner. He asks the old man when was he roughed up like that? Good ol' Tracy tells Havoc about a big mexican thug with a cowboy hat and a bull rope, but Havoc doesn't think of Texano for now... but he offers Tracy a bit of money for the damage dealt to his small business. Son of Havoc truly has a golden heart! The third man walks into the bar, also wearing a black mask and sporting a long beard.

- !\]l$𝓼Ʉ’!!ąⁱ𝟙’2|{,¥/+-ïᴼ!/,./ཞ/| ąð:ยʳ ^!

- Son of Incoherence!? What are you doing here?

- !,£/•{?!~]o𝒵⁵ ̷̢̩̝̝̞̜̦͐͒~̸̛͇̰̗͖̟̯̼̀͛́̾͆̀ͅ ₛ ɮ\£꠸!!!

- Oh... are you sure about that?

- ð^.๏/♙,⅋x///ᦓ꠸?/ ᔰ...

Son of Incoherence puts a letter on the bar counter and pats Havoc on the back, before walking out. As he turns around, we can see that he also wears the vest of The Invisible Cult. Havoc opens the letter and starts reading it, looking concerned. Tracy takes a shot of whiskey and asks if everything is alrighty? Yes, and no. The leader of the motorcycle club that has sent Son of Madness after him is on his deathbed, battling a serious illness. The letter is from the vice-president, who will pardon Havoc's leave and allow him to come back if there are some changes in their group.

- So you coming back to your old ways?

- Never. But I am afraid that my MC could be. Either way, I want to stay on my own. Independence above all, Tracy.

- I'll drink for that.

Son of Havoc puts the letter in his vest and thanks Tracy for the company. He must go now, the open road awaits.

***

Ryu is sitting at the airport, looking crushed.

His childhood friend, HoHo Lun is not coming back with him. He has fallen in a battle, like a great warrior, but this doesn't make his loss less painful. This is just not right.

The Sniper Eagle is taking the same flight, so he comes over to the man he has fought just a few hours ago.

"Hey mate, so sorry for ya loss. I hope you will go through this and get back in the ring again. You have a special talent, yous a real ripper! Hope to wrestle you someday, perhaps in Japan? By the way, name's Robbie."

Ryu raises his head and looks at the guy silently, unsure how to react. He tells Robbie that he will be back in the States to have his revenge, but for now, he needs some time to recover. Robbie says 'fair enough' and leaves the luchador alone... if it is meant to be, they will meet again in the future.

Robbie pulls out his diary and scraps "Lucha Underground is fairly dinkum gnarly, reckon I'll be back there for the thrills and that red-haired sheila. P.S. That bloody wanker Low-Ki can rack off."

***

Dragon Azteca Junior is walking alone around The Temple where it all started. The war, and his journey in this company...

He wasn't involved in the first Lucha Underground shows, but he remembers how different his life was here just a couple of years ago. He remembers his debut, and how Matanza beat him and his mentor Rey Mysterio Jr to win the title. It wasn't all bad though, he and Rey rebounded with a Trios title victory, which was followed by a weird fight with Black Lotus, that Pentagon Dark had the audacity to interrupt.

Azteca passes over the bleachers where he crashed after Matanza's chokeslam... bad times, good memories. There's no ring in this building anymore, but the office is still in place. Dragon decides to check it out, but then he can see that someone is already inside! Putting together all his courage, Azteca picks up a steel chair and steps inside the room.

- You have scared me!

- Woah! Black Lotus?? What are you doing here? I thought you were done with Matanza?

- Yes, but I'm not done with Dario Cueto. He lied to me for years and manipulated me against you. He has to pay for that!

- But he's dead... he was shot in this room after Ultima Lucha Tres.

- Are you sure about that? I'm not trusting anyone anymore. I think he's still alive, and I plan to fix that. And what are you doing here?

- I was tasked to protect this place while Aerostar and Drago are assembling the army for the great war. You know... the war that you have started?

- Don't put this on me, Azteca!

- I am sorry. It was Dario's mind games that have started this mess. If he's indeed alive as you say, I would like to kill that weasel myself!

- You're not fooling me. You're not a killer, Dragon Azteca Junior. But I am... so leave it to the Black Lotus Triad.

- Hey, I have a cold-blooded killer for a friend myself, King Cuerno!

- Perhaps you would be surprised to find out that he has been sacrificed to the Gods a few hours ago...

- What? No, that can't be true... you are joking, right?

- I am not joking about death. He has lost his mask to Jake Strong and vanished in the ring, even though I have warned him not to go there alone. The man was too stubborn.

Black Lotus can't find anything of use in the office, but says she found something in the cages above that may be valuable to Azteca... the mask of Rey Mysterio Junior.

***

We're now in the unknown cave location, where people are seldomly seen.

It is a dark, scary place where you go to face your fears. One particular luchador was never the same after going through it with Vampiro. Now the master of the dark arts is dwelling these parts with a different ally - Hexagon Dark, who leads Black Taurus to his new home. It is not a labyrinth, per se, but it should be a good hiding spot for this half-man half-beast creature. Hexagon will allow Taurus to roam this place until they are ready to enter the end game, which could be years away from now.

Hexagon tells Vampiro that his attempts to revive Matanza has angered him. Vampiro only answers to him, not The Order. Vampiro apologizes and asks his master what he should do to make up for it. The serpent-like voice of Hexagon tells Vamp that they will attack Pentagon again when the time is right, because nobody can backtrack on a deal with him! But for now, they need to take care of Mil Muertes. "The Man of 1000 Deaths" is trapped inside a closed casket, and he can't escape, because the death box has been nailed down well.

Mil has been sleeping for a long time after his Death match with The Mack, but he has his eyes wide open now, trying to escape the trap. Someone slides a hand over the casket...

"Look at you, Pasqual Mendoza... You're powerless. You're helpless. Trapped just like when I first found you... Admit it, you're nothing without me!"

The ghost of Catrina smiles and mocks Mil, taking enjoyment out of his sad fate. Karma is a bitch, and not the only bitch that can catch you off guard. That's what you get for killing a vengeful woman. Catrina hears the steps get louder and louder, telling Mil that she will see him again very soon, before disappearing. Hexagon Dark unveils his plan to Vampiro, getting closer to the casket.

"Mil Muertes has defied the wishes of Mictlantecuhtli when he survived the Mexico City Earthquake, and thus he was chosen to be the disciple of Death on Earth. The boy got more respect from The God of Death than me... but we shall not let that continue! We will claw the eyes of Muertes, so the underworld would be blind to our plans. We shall do what Mictlantecuhtli could not. We will show Mil Muertes that there's fate worse than death!"

Finally, Mil Muertes has enough powers to break out of the casket! This catches Vampiro off guard, and Mil grabs him by the neck, saying he will snap it in half if Hexagon makes just one move. The deity has a sick smile, saying that "The Man of 1000 Deaths" is outnumbered...

"You can run from your fears, but you can't escape the wrath of the Gods!"

Mil shoves Vampiro at Hexagon, who easily avoids the contact, and Muertes uses his last remaining powers to teleport out of the place. That is two times that Vampiro has made a costly mistake now, but Hexagon has the last laugh, as he is holding the stone that controls Mil Muertes.

***

Meanwhile Jeremiah Snake is walking down the road, trying to hitchhike a car.

Problem is, he doesn't look too friendly for a normal pedestrian, so everyone is ignoring him. You can't blame the drivers for avoiding contact with this dirty, hungry snake. But alas, there are good people in the world, who are always ready to come help the fellow man. A big red truck slows down to pick up Jeremiah, who can't believe his luck. Some naive fool actually thought about helping him!

"Hey partner, looking rough out there. Jump right in, Mancer has a spare place for your sorry a*s!"

The truck driver introduces himself as good ol' Mancer, and he is a talkative one, so this should be a fun ride for Jeremiah. Mancer says that he's going to Texas, and Snake doesn't mind - he just wants to get as far as possible from this place.

- God dang, you look like you rolled in pig sh!t. What's your name, kid?

- Jeremiah. Jeremiah... Crane.

- Oh don't get that official on my redneck *ss, I'm just a good ol' feller from Bucksnort, Tennessee! I can see that you had a bad break, baby, and that's why I stopped to pick you up - I was in the same spot, needing help. One poor bastard once hit my truck right in the cabin with his bike. BAM! Blood on the windshield, on my 16 god-dang wheels, on the radiator. Life sucks, and then you die, right? But I know that happened for a reason. Without that sh!t day I would not become a born again Christian. The Lord has the plan for all of us, everything happens for a reason, baby. So anyways this one time...

Mancer is talking non-stop for hours, he's a real chatterbox. Jeremiah falls asleep and is now drooling on the passenger seat, but the driver does not mind. He has seen some really nasty crap, this is nothing... After a few hours, Mancer stops to buy some cigs and light beers, and slams the truck's door loud enough to wake up Jeremiah. Understanding that he's left alone, Crane looks for Mancer to walk out far enough to hit the gas pedal. As Mancer walks into the coffee shop on the road, Jeremiah takes a seat behind the wheel and takes off.

"AIN'T NOBODY TAKING MY SH!T!!" - Mancer screams, as he chases his slowly moving truck.

***

Low-Ki lies in a padded room, wearing nothing but a green medical robe. He has a visible syringe mark on his neck, and he breathes heavily in his sleep. Mil Muertes is not the only one having nightmares. Suddenly, a familiar voice blasts through the speaker on the wall, waking up "The World Warrior".

"Wake up, Low-Ki. it's the dawn of the new day, and you have things to do. I will guide and teach you. I’m not only your guide or mentor, think of me as a person you trust the most. The skills you learn today will be vital for performing the tasks I have chosen for you. Now go and find some clothes!"

A heavy metal door opens, giving Low-Ki somewhere to go. He quickly finds a suit on the table, and changes quickly, while the voice from the walls leads Low-Ki to the next room. The room is full of obstacles, something you would see in the Ninja Warrior. Low-Ki climbs ladders, scales walls, and jumps over the moving objects with ease, impressing the only spectator. Agent Winter encourages Low-Ki to pick up an Oyabun knife and try it against the dummy standing nearby.

Flawless with his moves, Low-Ki cuts it in half and moves on to the next room, where he aces his shooting range test.

Now it's time to check how this agent will do against real targets... Winter presses a big red button on his panel, entering a couple of luchadores. Low-Ki is merciless to them, taking every fighter one by one with roundhouse kicks and karate chops. Low-Ki clears this "level" by kicking the door down and pointing a gun at the security guard. Agent Winter kicks back in his chair and checks his watch.

"New record! This is the best candidate I've ever seen for the job, the perfect man."

End of Issue #4

BigJ · January 13, 2021

Scary god Bennett!

Famous B eating waffles!

Beautiful Brenda the Nurse!

DELIRIOUS!

Low Ki as agent Winter's understudy!

This is awesome *clap clap clapclapclap*

Can't wait for this war to get started

The bit with the Rey mask might mean El Dragon Azteca will endorse his Hijo de Rey Misterio persona? I wonder, because Azteca is in LU's DNA, but a Misterio is a Misterio... We shall see!

kanegan · January 13, 2021

I have been super busy in RL so haven't had time to update my diaries or read the others but you have been doing a wonderful job man. If you introduce El Hijo de Rey Mysterio character, i will be super happy as i used that character a lot in my LU diary.

Blodyxe · January 16, 2021

Lucha Underground on Hulu

Lucha Underground Returns on Hulu!?

Big news just in! As reported earlier, Factory Made Ventures firm was looking to sell all Lucha Underground content to a streaming company after El Rey's imminent closure.

One of the biggest players of the streaming space in the face of Robert Rodriguez decided to get in touch with Hulu representatives and offer the streaming platform all four seasons of the highly-acclaimed Lucha Underground show. Reportedly, this was made just to test the waters and ask around on behalf of the former business partners. The discussion went quietly for a few weeks, before finalizing a financially beneficial deal for FMV.

Hulu executives were happy to get some top-notch content for a fair price, and that's when one beautiful bald man involved in the negotiations casually dropped: "So why don't we guys make a Hulu exclusive season five? Veronica Mars style." Gladly for Lucha Underground fans, that man was none other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - a global superstar with a certain affinity to pro wrestling and enough charisma to persuade anyone that this would be a grand idea. Word after word, and now we're sitting here with news that the iconic TV show is revived for one final run - its fifth and final season!

If rumors are to be believed, The Rock has pledged some of his own money to sponsor the grand finale, and will allegedly be involved in the production of the series. "The People's Champion" is certain that he can make some noise with Lucha Underground and successfully translate the awesomeness of pro wrestling to the general masses.

A truly unbelievable turn of events!

Reportedly, the production of season five will happen after a non-aggression agreement will be reached with companies like AEW, ROH, and AAA. To tackle the TV show exposure problem, Lucha Underground will restructure its contract policy, making all talent sign non-exclusive, short-term touring deals. Given that season five is presented as the grand finale, companies not named WWE will see less harm in sending some of their employees on the so-called excursion. Lucha Underground has a reputation for making new stars, so the more established companies may benefit from such deals long-term.

If the rumors are true, key creative people behind the original Lucha Underground are getting calls from "The Great One", and the tapings are expected to start in early 2020. AEW vice-presidents already made a comment about aiding LU talent-wise, as they don't want to deny fans the pleasure of seeing their favorites one more time. This relaxed approach may push other companies to follow the example of The Elite and contribute to the idealistic goal of working together for the greater good.

Lucha Underground is poised to assemble a rejuvenated roster and leave the rocky past behind them.

Scary god Bennett!
Famous B eating waffles!
Beautiful Brenda the Nurse!
DELIRIOUS!
Low Ki as agent Winter's understudy!
This is awesome *clap clap clapclapclap*

Can't wait for this war to get started

The bit with the Rey mask might mean El Dragon Azteca will endorse his Hijo de Rey Misterio persona? I wonder, because Azteca is in LU's DNA, but a Misterio is a Misterio... We shall see!

Thank you, BigJ! Hopefully I can keep up your interest for a long time, glad that you dig my somewhat delirious ideas

I have been super busy in RL so haven't had time to update my diaries or read the others but you have been doing a wonderful job man. If you introduce El Hijo de Rey Mysterio character, i will be super happy as i used that character a lot in my LU diary.

Thank you so much. Totally agree that real life can get in the way of a diary, hopefully we'll see more updates in your thread soon! Can't talk about Hijo de Rey Misterio for now, but really glad that you guys caught that moment.

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Now that the highly-unlikely explanation to LU return is done, we can get to the meat and potatoes of the diary - actual shows! I am planning to post one episode every Sunday.

Not much, but it's honest work, and a bit of a simulation on how the shows would be released on Hulu, if that happened in reality. Unlike Netflix, Hulu stays off the 'binge', at least according to this article.

I hope you guys like what's about to follow, because I certainly enjoyed putting it all together. See ya real soon!

Blodyxe · January 17, 2021

S05E01 - Cero Miedos Given <div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="53XnCBJ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/53XnCBJ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Lucha Underground Season 5, Episode 1 "Cero Miedos Given" <a href="https://imgur.com/riDSuHO" rel="external nofollow">We gotta get a medic here for Sammy Guevara</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/oEe2hyD" rel="external nofollow">here are your winners and still Lucha Underground Trios champions - The Reptile Tribe</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/T5WZE5Z" rel="external nofollow">YOU RUINED MY F*****G WEDDING</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/mMt4zFv" rel="external nofollow">My name is Lt. Jermaine "Killshot" Strickland, and for the past few years I've been trying to erase and escape my true identity</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/izovaZL" rel="external nofollow">Fenix is still undefeated at Ultima Lucha</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/9CmU67v" rel="external nofollow">OLE-OLE-OLE-OLE, CEROOOOO, MIEDOOOO</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/JARgHwp" rel="external nofollow">Pentagon, let me introduce you to MY master</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/APNNkS1" rel="external nofollow">Cueto said I can cash in whenever I want</a>... <a href="https://imgur.com/JDy9tt2" rel="external nofollow">Anyone else has any bad news?</a> <img alt="jlBPyv8.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/jlBPyv8.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="hyBOEK5.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/hyBOEK5.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> The Lord is sitting in the chair where Dario was shot by Agent Winter. Antonio Cueto says that his last place was better. He will need to drink all these Modelo beers faster because this dump is hot as hell! "Antonio, you know very well why we have moved here. This is where it all started, and this is where everything will end. Here we will bury all the Lucha Underground heroes, and give "believers" the closure they begged for so long... I want you to make sure everything is kept in order. You will be assisted by Agent Winter and his protege, so no bad news from now on." Antonio puts the urn on his new desk and says that with Black Taurus at his side, nobody will even think of crossing him over. He is even stronger than Matanza - it was Black Taurus himself who disfigured Matanza’s face. "He's my stepson, the offspring of my late wife from her first marriage. He brutalized Matanza when he was just a kid, so I was forced to lock him in the dungeon. I beat him into submission, and made him into the bull. And the rest is history…" The Lord puts down the cigar and adds that bad things happen when you anger the Gods, further reminding Antonio that failure is not an option. Cueto understands, pointing out that he has a way to control his prized Spanish bull. Camera zooms in on El Jefe's walking stick and the black bull on its top. <img alt="weV0zem.gif" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/weV0zem.gif" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div> We're back to the original Boyle Heights Temple, everyone!! The fans are rocking and chanting "LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!", and they do it so loudly that " <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/nLAWPrCUQQ0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Los Lobos - La Bamba (Original Videoclip)"></iframe></div></div>" performed by the iconic Los Lobos can barely be heard! The house is packed with hardcore Lucha Underground fans, their wrestling mecca is back in business after dissolution and years of radio silence! After showing the excited fans, the camera cuts to the announcers, where a new man takes Vampiro's place. <img alt="1IrCiq2.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/1IrCiq2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="SP2drc5.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/SP2drc5.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> - WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY TO LUCHA UNDERGROUND! I can’t believe that we’re back together in the original Temple, and boy, this place is rocking! My name is still Matt Striker, and this is my new partner in crime, the SoCal wrestling scene legend, an unmistakable voice of All Elite Wrestling and Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, and an all-around good man! Excalibur, welcome to Lucha Underground! - Thank you for the introduction, Matt, I am very honored to be here, and I can't wait to see what this night brings to us! This is my first time in the Temple, but I can already tell you that this place is electric, I have goosebumps! - My friend, you're in for the ride of your life. Enjoy every second, because with Lucha Underground, you never know what the future holds. Let's treat every show like it's the last one, shall we? Shaul, please, take us away!! <div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="POSMHuA.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/POSMHuA.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "The following lucha is a Seven To Survive! The winner will become the number one contender for the Gift of the Gods championship!!" "Alright! I guess this will come as a surprise to some of our viewers, but we had some championship changes in our off-season. Makes things more interesting!" - asks Striker. Time for some lucha! Son of Havoc, "The Biker from the Open Road" enters first and he gets a roaring reception! Son of Havoc of course is the "OG", being one of the two remaining fighters who took part in the first ever Lucha Underground show in 2014, so you could say that his entrance here is symbolic. Matt Striker reminds us that in his last appearance Son of Havoc defeated Killshot in a 'Mask vs. Mask' match. The biker is followed by Ricky Mundo, who does not get the same reaction, because well, he’s creepy and weird, and nobody likes him... After him we get Sammy Guevara, a guy who's well recognized by the fans around the world now, but is not very well-liked because of his attitude. The last time we saw him in LU, he bled from his mouth and went to the hospital, but now he looks all fresh and ready to go. Son of Havoc confronts him before the bell about something, but Sammy tells him to "stop busting his balls" while recording himself on his iPhone. Is he vlogging? Guevara was never a shy one, but after getting the spotlight on the national TV his ego got even bigger. The wolf howl echoes and PJ Black comes out! His look has changed quite a bit, he has blonde hair now and doesn’t flip the fans off or throw crotch chops as he used to. Perhaps he matured at last? He does have some grey hairs now. Next on his way to the ring is a totally new face. He goes by the name Jimmy Yuta! He enters his first-ever match with a lot of eyes following his every step, and hopefully, he doesn’t crack under pressure. Dante Fox follows the rookie, disregarding the fans and pointing out Son of Havoc as his main target, also pushing Yuta out of his way. It's a Seven to Survive match, so one more place left, a surprise maybe? The referee looks up and quickly leaves the ring... <img alt="XltDub1.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/XltDub1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ANGELICO JUMPS FROM THE ROOF OF THE OFFICE, WIPING OUT THE ENTIRE DECK BY A SUPERMAN CROSSBODY!! Excalibur and Matt Striker are cursing out, while the believers are jumping around in pure joy. They loudly chant "WELCOME BACK!" to Angelico, while five other competitors are laid out in the middle of the ring! Ricky Mundo, who avoided the clash, can not believe that Angelico is alive. He yells this just can’t be! Did he just fall from the heavens back on Earth? Seems like it. <img alt="zyGlZQC.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/zyGlZQC.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Seven to Survive <img alt="OJ99OMq.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/OJ99OMq.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="pzK0LOx.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pzK0LOx.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="bh04Gy2.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/bh04Gy2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="O6ikNom.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/O6ikNom.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Bc2KzJ3.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/Bc2KzJ3.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="lawhJHS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/lawhJHS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="GVobw57.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/GVobw57.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Sammy Guevara vs. Jimmy Yuta vs. Angelico vs. Dante Fox vs. Ricky Mundo vs. PJ Black vs. Son of Havoc The bell rings after all seven men are on their feet. So who's the odd one out? No, it’s not Jimmy Yuta, it’s Ricky himself. He eats a European Uppercut from Son of Havoc, a Superkick from Sammy, and a Shuri Knee from Angelico. He asks the guys for this one and pins Ricky after the Fall of the Angels! That was quick, Ricky Mundo is out. Immediately after the pinfall, people jump on PJ Black, who did not expect to be the next on the chopping block. Ricky has a meltdown and is soon escorted out of the area by a bunch of security guards. Back in the ring, one of the guys who are not very "gentle" with PJ is Angelico. He still holds a grudge against Worldwide Underground who has cost him years of Lucha Underground career. Havoc dukes it out with Sammy, and so Dante takes on "the forgotten rookie'' Yuta, challenging him to prove himself. After a nice chain wrestling sequence, he catches Dante with an Enzughiri! As Angelico and PJ brawl on the outside, they base for Yuta's dive! Guevara tries to one-up Jimmy with an insanely athletic Spaceman Moonsault to the outside! Finally, Son of Havoc shrugs and joins the party with an effortless Sasuke Special!! People love it, and so do we! Dante stepped down and slammed Havoc's head into the ring steps. Fox now throws Yuta back in the ring and attacks him with a unique Running Moonsault into the corner! Son of Havoc dusts himself off and kicks Dante in the back of the head with a Kamengiri, plus Angelico adds a Slingshot Shuri Knee, but "The One Man Army” still kicks out! Meanwhile, Guevara picks up PJ and blasts him with a knee from an Argentine Neckbreaker position! He poses for too long and gets too much of his tongue out, almost going down after a Yuta Kick! The youngster can throw a mean kick! Meanwhile Angelico wants to eliminate PJ Black, but "The Darewolf'' avoids the attack and bounces off the rope for a Quebrada DDT, but it also gets blocked... Son of Havoc jumps in with a Meteora to get both men down, but can't get the three on PJ! Dante mocks the alliance of Angelico and Havoc, which turns the tables on him. "Dante Fox is a prideful man, and pride is at the bottom of all great mistakes!" - remarks Striker. A Cartwheel Elbow Drop in the corner from Son of Havoc, a Stinger Splash from rookie Yuta, and a Running Elbow from Angelico! Dazed Dante is on the mats, will someone pin him? Yuta denies Guevara that pleasure and locks Fox in the Yuta Lock, trapping the soldier in the middle of the ring. He won't tap out, he has been through hell before! Angelico with a Double Foot Stomp, or simply La Lanza to Dante, Yuta only has to throw his arm around Fox to eliminate him! Well, that's an upset. Dante is furious to go out so early… he looked much better in the last 'Seven to Survive' match, where he was a runner up. Sammy Guevara is back though, and lands on Yuta with a 630 Splash to throw the upstart from the competition just seconds after Dante! Now we are down to four - PJ, Sammy, Angelico, and Son of Havoc. Using the element of surprise, Angelico goes for Guevara, and Son of Havoc lunges at PJ. We get them running around the ring and bouncing off the ropes, missing each other. Bodies are flying, but nobody can connect. Finally, Guevara dropkicks Son of Havoc into the ropes to halt Angelico's Superman Elbow attempt. Sliced Bread #2 on the biker, PJ then catches Sammy with a Spin Kick. Angelico is back, and this time his Flying Elbow catches "The Darewolf"! He picks PJ up for The Fall of the Angels and drops him, scoring another elimination. Three for him already! Guevara leaves the ring, letting best buds Son of Havoc and Angelico to fight against each other... Fan favorites have no problems doing just that, and Havoc bounces neck first off the third rope, catching Angelico with an elbow. Standing Moonsault, Angelico kicks out! Fans tell Havoc to go for a Shooting Star Press, and he agrees, preparing himself for the finisher. Guevara jumps out of nowhere and goes down with the biker after a Spanish Fly!! Cover, Son of Havoc is eliminated. Either Sammy Guevara or Angelico will challenge for the Gift of the Gods title in the near future. Havoc slaps the apron in frustration, good effort though. The battle continues, and fans are rooting for the South African sensation. Angelico’s long legs catch Guevara in the face. Time for another Fall of the Angels? Reversed by a Frankensteiner! Sammy's opponent is down, another 630 Splash? NO! Son of Havoc pulls out Angelico in the last second, Sammy lands hard on the mats. Stunned Angelico fist bumps Son of Havoc, who now leaves the ringside. Time to put this into bed... "SHURI KNEE STRAIGHT to Sammy Guevara’s moneymaker, and it’s a perfect set up for La Lanza!! Cover! One, two, THREE!" <div style="text-align:left;"><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div style="text-align:center;"><div>In a match that had good in-ring action and average heat from the crowd, Angelico defeated Ricky Mundo, Dante Fox, Jimmy Yuta, PJ Black, Son of Havoc and Sammy Guevara in 10:29 by pinfall after La Lanza. (C-)</div></div><div></div></blockquote></div> Angelico fixes his hair and gets his hand raised while Sammy Guevara drops off the ring, protesting the finish. He may have to get in the face of Son of Havoc now. So, Angelico is the number one contender now, but who's the title holder? The spotlight focuses on the top of the staircase... where a sharply dressed LOW-KI holds the title and looks down on his challenger, who's as surprised as the rest of us. <img alt="EISPFJf.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/EISPFJf.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "So I guess the rumors were true... do I really need to introduce this man? Low-Ki may be new to Lucha Underground, but he's no stranger to world-class competition and our believers! Low-Ki is a renowned warrior that takes no prisoners in that ring! I will be honest, I did not see him win that title, but I am sure that Low-Ki is a fitting candidate to hold and defend it!" - says Matt Striker. Angelico nods in anticipation of that match, and Low-Ki walks away with the title. What an addition to a Lucha Underground roster! Excalibur wonders if the Trios champions and the Lucha Underground champion are still the same as they were after Ultima Lucha Cuatro? Time for another song from Los Lobos - <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4-wtJuqyKko?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Los Lobos - Canción Del Mariachi (Morena De Mi Corazón)"></iframe></div></div>! Matt Striker and Excalibur discuss the opener and a potential matchup between Angelico and Low-Ki with awesome music playing in the background. After a few minutes Marty "The Moth" Martinez crashes the panel! Marty corners Shaul Guerrero and wrestles the mic away from her... he has something important to say. <img alt="AKbQ6Ji.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/AKbQ6Ji.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "Antonio Cueto, you know that I'm the only fighter who has true Aztec blood!! You also know that I'm a former champion, so I'm requesting my title rematch!! I have been very generous to your family, so be oh so kind to give me what I want!" Fans chant 'Pentagon' at Marty, and that drives him nuts. He quickly points out that Pentagon is too scared to show up in this place again!! "He's scared of the BIG BAD MOTH!!" Are you sure about that? "Fearless Luchador" is creeping right behind Marty, and fans give away Pentagon’s presence by their loud reaction. Marty quickly turns to see the man that brutalized him at Ultima Lucha Cuatro... Pentagon Dark!! Penta mockingly waves to Martinez. <img alt="aT017AF.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/aT017AF.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Marty lunges at Penta, but instead eats a Superkick! Pentagon screams that he has zero fear... PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!! Moth is out of it, right in the middle of the ring. "BREAK HIS ARM! BREAK HIS ARM!" - chant the rowdy believers. Pentagon nods and positions Marty for the Sacrifice... but some drunk fan rolls in the ring and gets into Pentagon’s face! <img alt="xLqo3da.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xLqo3da.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> A woman with a cigarette in her teeth slaps the paint out of Pentagon’s chin! Bad move. SUPERKICK!! Whoever that was, she’s out and carried away by security guards. Pentagon kicks Marty in the head and sets him up for a Sacrifice once more... CRANK! Breaks the arm and struts around Marty with his usual swagger! Moth is rolling around in pain, while Pentagon picks up the cigarette Marty's fan dropped, takes a puff, then talks to the believers. For the benefit of those with no Spanish background, a yellow subtitle runs at the bottom of the screen. <img alt="u0ju7lA.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/u0ju7lA.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "Pentagon Dark ha vuelto a la Lucha Underground! Volví para vengarme de los malditos que me atacaron en Ultima Lucha Cuatro. Probé mi propia medicina, pero hay una diferencia entre Jake Strong y yo. No necesito ayuda de nadie. Ni de la vieja puta Antonio Cueto, ni del Vampiro traidor, ni de perra que me asaltó después de la guerra con este imbécil enfermo!! El karma es una perra, y también lo es el maestro de Vampiro. Voy a romper los huesos de todos los que pusieron una mano en esa emboscada... PORQUE YO SOY PENTAGON DARK Y CERO MIEDO!!" People are firmly on the side of Pentagon, and now we get to see the new owner of this place, Antonio Cueto. He's new to this building, but he is not the one to get lost. <img alt="hyBOEK5.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/hyBOEK5.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "Well-well-well, Pentagon. Looks like these rabid, blood-thirsty fans are enjoying the show so far. The show I brought back! The show that belongs to me! Let me remind you, you're not the boss, and you're not even the champion. But you're lucky that I'm in a good mood tonight. You will get a title rematch against Jake Strong in tonight's main event!" The fans approve and thank "Papa Cueto", who did not finish his throat-killing speech yet. "But... if you lose, you will never challenge for the Lucha Underground championship ever again!!" Well, that changes things, but Pentagon is unphased. He accepts the wager and shows Antonio that he indeed has zero fear, with all the fans supporting their favorite LU star. Marty clutches his broken arm and promises to get one back on Pentagon. Striker is not sure who that woman was, but he’s sure that we will have a huge main event! <img alt="zyGlZQC.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/zyGlZQC.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Backstage, Jimmy Yuta is changing his gear, minding his own business. He's approached by Dante Fox, who just looks at the rookie and says nothing. You can cut the tension with a knife, so Yuta asks Fox is there any problem? "Yes. My problem is you, rookie. You come in and take your place in the match with Lucha Underground vets without paying your dues first. You have not earned your place in this locker room." Son of Havoc overheard Dante and told him to back off Yuta. <img alt="pzK0LOx.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/pzK0LOx.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="O6ikNom.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/O6ikNom.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="GVobw57.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/GVobw57.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "Man, I was a part of the first show ever. As I see it, I'm the old guard around here, and Yuta is fine in my book. Welcome to the Temple, kid." Dante did not like that. He had a good reason to hate Son of Havoc for being the one to send Killshot away from Lucha Underground, but now he has more things to hold against the biker. "I'm not done with you, Son of Havoc. Not by a long shot!" *** We’re ready for the next match, but Shaul has some technical difficulties with her mic. The show must go on though! Here comes another new competitor, but he gets no introduction from Shaul. On the top of the staircase, a masked man stops and dabs, removing a generic luchador mask with one swift move… it’s TJ Perkins! A well-known figure around this area, and a talented grappler to boot! People of course recognize him and are fairly happy to see him. TJP poses on the top turnbuckle, motioning that he doesn’t have 'the handcuffs' anymore. He also stares down Shaul Guerrero… who gets a new mic. "Aaaand his opponent, from El Paso, Texas… CHAVO GUERRERO JUNIOR!!" Chavito comes out from the corridor and hugs Shaul, who put some extra ham on his announcement as if she wanted to compensate. TJP sarcastically claps, he thinks that Shaul did all of this on purpose. Although Matt Striker and Excalibur do their best to hype TJP up, he doesn’t hear all the good things about himself and decides to take out his frustrations on Chavo. <img alt="nYhKTqL.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/nYhKTqL.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="PCkVfpE.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/PCkVfpE.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Chavo Guerrero Jr vs. TJ Perkins Perkins meets Chavo with a boot to the gut, not very classy of TJ! He stomps Guerrero and hits him with a flawless Hilo, then steals Chavo’s taunt and dabs. If he keeps on like this, he will not get a lot of love from the believers. Say what you want about Chavo, but he keeps coming back. He was here for the first show, and he might be there for the last. The luchadores engage in hammerlocks and arm wringers after the opening sequence, and Guerrero comes out on top after he pulls TJ’s hair a bit. Perkins complains that Chavo is cheating, who now chills on top of the corner. Damn right he’s cheating - it’s in his DNA! Guerrero fights off the lunge and leaps off with a Crossbody, buy the cover is only for two. Chavito tries to lock Perkins in a submission hold, but TJ reverses with a Headstand Takedown and locks Chavo in an Inverted Leglock Cloverleaf! Guerrero quickly grabs the rope to save himself. TJ stands on top of Chavo’s back as he leans on the bottom rope, and jumps over to the outside for a neck snap. He fixes his hair in front of Shaul and says something not-so-nice, he just won’t let her be. Chavo meanwhile pulls himself up and sneakingly removes the pad from the corner. Rick Knox catches Guerrero red-handed and tries to fix the turnbuckle, so Guerrero kicks TJP low and slams him with Three Amigos!! Fans chant for Eddie, and it’s time for a Frog Splash… Perkins shoves the ref into the ropes for Chavo to lose his balance! He picks Guerrero up and drops him with a Detonation Kick! Rick Knox counts to three, we have a winner! <div style="text-align:left;"><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div style="text-align:center;"><div>In a bout that had decent wrestling but didn't have much heat, TJ Perkins defeated Chavo Guerrero Jr in 5:52 by pinfall with a Detonation Kick. (D+)</div></div><div></div></blockquote></div> "Big victory for TJ Perkins here, and it looks like he has a huge chip on his shoulder." - says Excalibur. Shaul announces TJP as the winner, but Perkins gets a mic from her and introduces himself as the "Technical Lightning" and a 20-year old veteran that started his illustrious career right here, in Los Angeles. "Shaul, don’t take the saying ‘needs no introduction’ so close to the heart, ok? Even though everyone here knows who I am, you need to show me some respect! I was Puma a decade before this promotion existed… and I will put that fraud to shame with my achievements. For one, I didn't lose in my debut match… and you haven’t seen anything yet!" Smug TJP drops the mic. He is showered in boos, but he doesn’t seem to care though, strolling down the hallway. Interesting debut and things to say about Prince Puma who no longer fights here. *** <div style="text-align:left;">We leave The Temple for a few minutes, finding ourselves in some nice house where Melissa Santos lives. It is safe to say that she is busy with her new life and has left the dark and disturbing underground company in the past. Her boyfriend though… is not Fenix. Cage is pumping iron, he’s a pro wrestler after all. He’s training his damndest and it looks like Melissa has some concerns, knowing that her husband looks to return to The Temple and put his life in danger. <img alt="dH7a8Eh.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/dH7a8Eh.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="ZIdKfYU.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/ZIdKfYU.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> - Brian, I am worried, and I am tired of starting this argument. Please, don’t go! - Melissa, my word is last. You have nothing to worry about, and I’m going there to provide for all of us. - That place is different from what it was, it is too dangerous! - Baby, look at me. If you have to worry about someone, worry about the guys they will stack up against me. You’re forgetting who I am! - You may be a machine for them, but you’re a man for me, and I need you here! Cage doesn’t look pleased either and he drops the barbells down in anger. The thud woke somebody up... Melissa walks out to hush the crying baby, while Cage leaves the house for a walk to cool his head off. A lot has changed since the last Lucha Underground event, and Melissa didn’t dwell on her past with Fenix to start a new life with Cage. Good for her!</div> *** Back to The Temple we go… Pentagon Dark is channeling his energy before the all-important title match against Jake Strong. He’s in solitude, enjoying the silence, until Dragon Azteca Jr. approaches and warns him about the higher power, people around Strong. <img alt="unakiRN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/unakiRN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "This is bigger than you, Pentagon! This place is run by the group that has all of us in their pocket. They eliminate us one by one, and we can't win against them on our own! Jake Strong has God-like powers, and he broke my ankle, just like he snapped yours. Let me be in your corner tonight, más ven cuatro ojos que dos..." Pentagon lashes back at Dragon Azteca, shouting that he doesn't need any help, especially from a loser like Dragon Azteca Jr, who came up short in every big match he ever was involved in. He's working solo, comprende? He doesn't give a crap about any Gods, and tonight he will break Strong in half. Azteca says that Pentagon lost big matches himself, to someone who was a God, implying Matanza, and Fenix before that, so they are not that different. Penta tells "The Green Ranger" to get out of his face, or he will break his arm. Again. Azteca just shakes his head, this man is too stubborn. The main event is up next! Shaul is ready, we're ready, let’s go! <img alt="zyGlZQC.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/zyGlZQC.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> "The following lucha is a Lucha Underground championship match! If Pentagon Dark loses, he can no longer challenge for the Lucha Underground title! Introducing first, the challenger... from Xalapa Veracruz, Mexico... PENTAGON DARK!" "Cero Miedo" chants rock the building, and our ex-champion makes his way to the ring, determined to take his gold back. But here comes the man who brings the pain, the man with God-like powers... "The Savage"! "And his opponent, he’s the Lucha Underground champion... from Perry, Oklahoma... Jake Strong!" Jake Strong looks ready and takes a look around the place he never wrestled in. It is unknown territory for him, but he doesn't look affected by it at all, nor he cares about the boos he gets from the fans. He has no expressions on his face, he's just focused. Jake slowly enters the ring and lets all the believers see who the champ is, also having the coveted Gauntlet on his right hand. This thing must come off even under relaxed Lucha Underground rules. RING THE BELL! Lucha Underground Championship Match <img alt="9lvcO86.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/9lvcO86.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="aT017AF.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/aT017AF.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="g56fBDr.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/g56fBDr.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="lA1Cvob.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/lA1Cvob.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Pentagon Dark vs. Jake Strong © Marty Elias starts the bout and Pentagon wastes no time telling Strong that he has zero fear. Jake gladly takes an extended hand of Pentagon and drops him with a Hip Toss, then mocks the luchador by showing off his amateur wrestling background. He slaps Penta in the back of the head too. With an annoying lisp, Strong tells us that he's a God and that nobody will take him down! Pentagon is not the one to back down or listen to others though, so he tweaks his strategy and punishes Strong with some stinging Low Kicks. Strong may have a size advantage, but Pentagon is quicker. After missing a couple of shots, Strong catches the leg of his opponent and throws him across the ring with an impressive Exploder Suplex! Jake takes the match to the mats once again, trying to slow down the tempo and "calm down" the fearless badass. Penta kicks out of the hold with some elbows, but gets thrown back to the mats with a sudden Belly to Belly Suplex! Pentagon is near the corner, so Jake jogs for a Vader Bomb... Penta puts out a leg to kick Strong's face, but that's not the best move, as he's now in the Ankle Lock! Quick rollover, Strong falls out of the ring! Penta runs up... "TOPE CON HILO BY PENTAGON DARK!!" - screams Excalibur. Penta is in control now, he took out "The Savage'' for the joy of the "believers''! He now throws Jake's head into the ring post and hushes the crowd before smashing Strong's chest with a loud chop! As Penta yelps and poses, Jake takes his heat back by throwing the fan favorite into the ringside seats and smashing his own chest as a taunt in return. Not waiting for Penta to recuperate, Strong throws his opponent back in the ring. Gets caught with a Slingblade on his way back! Pentagon wants another one, but this time Strong catches Penta with a Wild Lariat. Time for some rest, Strong locks Penta in a Bear Hug from behind, and manhandles him with takedowns. Without breaking up his hold, Jake muscles up Pentagon for a massive Deadlift German Suplex!! Penta lands right on top of his head too, but there's more pain to come, as Strong hits Three German Suplexes in a row... only to drop Penta like a bag of garbage and fix his blonde hair. "Jake Strong is a real deal and has been dominant so far, but perhaps his arrogance will catch up to him! Like seriously, who calls themselves a God? " - remarks Striker. Penta gasps for air, and Strong knocks it out from him once again, now by picking him up for a Gutwrench Powerbomb! Cover... One, two, no! Penta kicks out, pissing Strong off. Strong repeats his Vader Bomb attempt, and once again Penta avoids the connection by rolling closer to the corner. Enzuigiri to a kneeled Jake, time to go to the top! Lanza Double Foot Stomp right into the chest of Strong, Penta covers and gets muscled off at one! What in the world!?? Even Pentagon is puzzled by this overwhelming endurance of Strong. Time for some other big boy moves... Pentagon tries a Mexican Destroyer off the second rope, but is blocked in the process and PLANTED on the mat with an Alabama Slam! The third time's a charm, Strong succeeds with a Vader Bomb and covers his opponent. One! Two... Pentagon puts his leg on the rope, breaking the cover. Strong is mad, and he tries to bully the official into a faster count. They get into an argument. It is long enough to see Penta slowly rise up. Turn around! Marty Elias eats a SUPERKICK!! Knowing that he won't be punished now, Strong kicks Pentagon in the huevos with the knee! Loud boos from the fans. Jake smirks and goes for the chair. He finds it quickly and puts it on the ankle of Pentagon, coming close to stomping it. Penta moves the leg away, and throws the chair to Strong's dome! He's wobbly! Tornado DDT right on it!! Strong may be out, but the cover is useless, as the ref is knocked out. Pentagon goes over to wake up Marty, when Vampiro comes out from the tunnel. <img alt="0d78YkY.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/0d78YkY.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> The announcers try to warn Pentagon, but he can’t hear them at all. Vampiro sprays Black Mist into Pentagon’s eyes!! Pentagon clutches his face and drops down in agony. Matt Striker is sickened by his ex-partner, and he lets him know about it. Excalibur is beside himself, saying that The Black Mist can blind a person for weeks! Strong picks up the Gauntlet from the corner and strikes the blinded Pentagon in the back of the head. Jake boots Elias to wake him up and covers Pentagon for a very slow three count... The fans are not happy at all, and Vampiro is smiling like a creep. As a result of this match, Pentagon Dark can no longer fight for the Lucha Underground championship. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">In a match that had good wrestling and good heat, Jake Strong defeated Pentagon Dark in 14:48 by pinfall after Vampiro interfered. Jake Strong makes defense number 1 of his Lucha Underground championship. (C)</div></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Strong retains his championship, but we're not done here yet, as the mysterious luchador dressed in black appears from the fog. Vampiro bends the knee before his master... His mask and attire resemble Pentagon's slightly, with one little detail - this man has a hexagon on his forehead. He also wears the Trios championship belt and passes it over to Vampiro before jumping on the top rope. Deja vu for Pentagon? NO! <img alt="m0jgf7D.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/m0jgf7D.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="unakiRN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/unakiRN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Dragon Azteca Junior rushes to the ring and pushes the guy to the floor, right on top of Vampiro! Strong misses wildly with his Gauntlet! Roundhouse kick connects! Azteca is fired up and ready to jump out of the ring, but BAM! Pentagon picked up a discarded chair and blindly smacked it right into Dragon Azteca’s skull! He swings the chair around in blind rage! Vampiro, his master, and Jake Strong leave with the gold and the Gauntlet. Pentagon swears his jocks off, he can't see a thing... "Pentagon can no longer fight for the biggest prize in Lucha Underground, and he might be visually impaired after that heinous interference by Vampiro! What a return this was though, good night everybody!" ***</div> <img alt="jlBPyv8.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/jlBPyv8.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="mF0DpMS.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/mF0DpMS.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> The Lord can clearly hear Strong’s music from his limo and that makes him happy. Putting Pentagon out of the title hunt was easier than expected… He looks at Winter and lights a cigar. - Agent, I hope you’re done with your operation in Hong Kong. - Hitokiri, Yurei and Doku have all been executed. They refused to unveil the location of Black Lotus, but we have strong indicators that she’s somewhere nearby. - Very well. She has murdered Matanza and worked closely with Dario Cueto in the past, so she must be dealt with as soon as possible. - That is true, my Lord. Agent Low-Ki will take care of that. Camera turns to Low-Ki, who fixes his red tie and says that next week everyone will be put on notice. Everything will be resolved… professionally. Show Rating: 54/100 (C-) This show has increased our popularity in 11 regions.</div>

falling_star · January 17, 2021

Excellent kickoff to season five!

Texasrangers13 · January 17, 2021

What a kick-off to Season 5. I could see, and hear, the entire thing. Perfect buildup and now perfect execution to the season. Love Agent Low-Ki; that'll be perfect. TJ Perkins reaching back to his past and mixing it with his present, nailed it. Loved the Marty/Pentagon bit. Main Event and final promo have me hyped for the next one.

One of the best journal starts I've seen.

BigJ · January 19, 2021

Bro.

This is awesome.

You managed to tie the remaining loose ends, make call backs to previous rivalries (loved the Marty/Penta bit), while setting up further rivalries (Black Lotus will be back for Low Ki right?) all that while doing a really really entertaining show! You totally nailed it

Blodyxe · January 20, 2021

Excellent kickoff to season five!

Thank you, falling_star! Had to go big for the first show with Strong/Penta.

What a kick-off to Season 5. I could see, and hear, the entire thing. Perfect buildup and now perfect execution to the season. Love Agent Low-Ki; that'll be perfect. TJ Perkins reaching back to his past and mixing it with his present, nailed it. Loved the Marty/Pentagon bit. Main Event and final promo have me hyped for the next one.

One of the best journal starts I've seen.

Very nice to read this, thank you! If readers can immerse themselves into the LU world - I'm doing something right Now the toughest thing is to give all the characters enough air time.

Bro.
This is awesome.
You managed to tie the remaining loose ends, make call backs to previous rivalries (loved the Marty/Penta bit), while setting up further rivalries (Black Lotus will be back for Low Ki right?) all that while doing a really really entertaining show! You totally nailed it

Thanks a bunch, BigJ. Still a lot of loose ends to manage, looking forward to it. Can't drop a word about the storylines right now, I am sure you understand

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Thanks for the comments, guys, it means a lot. Second episode will be called "Enter The Dragon", hope you all enjoy it!

I've also spotted that the thread rating has changed to 3 stars and would like to hear your suggestions on how I can improve this diary. My PMs are always open, so don't hesitate to message me for feedback or ways for this thead to improve. Cheers!

Kijar · January 20, 2021

TJP in the big debut gets me even more hyped. He is a great fit, stylistically and considering his overall arrogance. Love it.

Can see why Strong didn't drop the belt right off the bat. Marty is a big favorite of mine as well, good to see how you've incorporated him.

Don't worry about the Star Ratings, by the way, they are straight up meaningless, as we have a few degenerates that tank thread ratings purposefully. People will show up and stay for the quality writing and production you've got going for you here.

Texasrangers13 · January 21, 2021

TJP in the big debut gets me even more hyped. He is a great fit, stylistically and considering his overall arrogance. Love it.

Can see why Strong didn't drop the belt right off the bat. Marty is a big favorite of mine as well, good to see how you've incorporated him.

Don't worry about the Star Ratings, by the way, they are straight up meaningless, as we have a few degenerates that tank thread ratings purposefully. People will show up and stay for the quality writing and production you've got going for you here.

I wish they would disable the star ratings; it is the most "faceless" component of this whole board. If you are enjoying writing it, we are enjoying reading it. Kijar is totally right.

Blodyxe · January 23, 2021

Preview for "Enter The Dragon" <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Kijar" data-cite="Kijar" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>TJP in the big debut gets me even more hyped. He is a great fit, stylistically and considering his overall arrogance. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Love it. Can see why Strong didn't drop the belt right off the bat. Marty is a big favorite of mine as well, good to see how you've incorporated him. Don't worry about the Star Ratings, by the way, they are straight up meaningless, as we have a few degenerates that tank thread ratings purposefully. People will show up and stay for the quality writing and production you've got going for you here.</div></blockquote> Glad that you have enjoyed his debut! I agree that he would fit well, and he's a realistic signing too, making a name for himself in LA and not being someone who would demand a huge pay. I also admire Marty for his efforts, he made his character work when many others would struggle. Thanks for your support, I appreciate it a lot. The star rating doesn't bother me that much, but when it was low, I figured people would avoid opening the thread to see what's inside. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Texasrangers13" data-cite="Texasrangers13" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I wish they would disable the star ratings; it is the most "faceless" component of this whole board. If you are enjoying writing it, we are enjoying reading it. Kijar is totally right.</div></blockquote> Thanks, I am enjoying the process and the interactions a lot. Would not drop this diary so early, no way. Also I decided to record a quick preview for episode 2. Took me just a few minutes, and I can see myself doing them on a regular basis to preview the shows. Don't know if I should script such previews, but I do know that my English could be better. I don't speak English often, and I don't have Low-Ki's voice, so yeah, you have been warned. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="<a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ix6JqCpeI60" rel="external nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/embed/ix6JqCpeI60"</a> frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Blodyxe · January 24, 2021

S05E02 - Enter The Dragon

Lucha Underground

Season 5, Episode 2

"Enter The Dragon"

"WELCOME BACK… Bad things happen when you anger the Gods... A renowned warrior that takes no prisoners in that ring... BREAK HIS ARM! BREAK HIS ARM... if you lose, you will never challenge for the Lucha Underground championship ever again… This is bigger than you, Pentagon... Everything will be resolved… professionally."

Antonio Cueto is shuffling around the office that once belonged to his son. He can get used to this place even if it’s hot - there are plenty of drinks to cool him down, lots of Modelos. Cueto gulps one and turns around, as the door to his office opens. The man in a white wifebeater enters, with the camera showing him from the back. Cueto seems happy to see the visitor, which is surprising giving how cranky he can be.

"Ah, Jorge! Some freedom at last! Eleven years in prison could break anyone, but not you. You have always been a real badass, ready to put any аssclown in place. That's why I called you! Please, have a sit, I have a business proposition for you!"

Antonio slides the drawer out and grabs King Cuerno's mask. Cueto says that this belonged to a great warrior and an elite hunter. Problem is, he was hunted down by one wild and very strong animal.

"Since you're on the run, and you don't want to have problems with the law again, I want you to wear this mask and fight in my new Temple. This job will let you stay incognito, and will make the best use of your talents!"

The man gets up and immediately wears the mask. He shakes the hand of "El Jefe Viejo", who tells the new King Cuerno that his debut is happening tonight, in the main event. Cueto adds that new Cuerno needs to cover up his tattoos, or people will identify him very quickly. Jefe takes a minute to educate new King Cuerno about his backstory, as we leave the scene.

Fans are excited and ready for some lucha, and Los Lobos are here to warm the up with "

"! Matt Striker and Excalibur welcome us back to The Temple, where amazing things tend to happen. The new commentary duo quickly runs down the events of the last week's show.

- The main event between Pentagon Dark and Jake Strong seemed like an instant classic, but then my ex-partner spoiled the party and cost his former understudy a chance to regain the title, also making him ineligible to battle for it in the future.

- I am not familiar with Vampiro as much as you are, Matt, but that was not a good first impression!

- Fair enough. As his former friend, I can only say that the man does what he wants, which makes the emergence of his master so much more special. And you know what, Ex? It's good to share this table with someone who loves wrestling in himself, not himself in wrestling.

- Likewise! Pentagon and Jake Strong put on quite a fight, but let's not forget about the "Seven to Survive" match that blew the roof off the building!

- That’s right, and what a reveal we had after the match. Low-Ki has appeared on the top of that stairway, posing with a title that believers never seen him win. But now is a good chance to do just that, because we're starting out hot, with a three-way match involving "The World Warrior"! So Shaul, please, take us away!

***

"The following lucha is a non-title triple threat match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Tala, Jalisco, Mexico... RYU!"

Striker yells 'Enter the Dragon!' and talks about the credentials of this fighter. Ryu claps hands with fans and acrobatically enters the ring. Matt Striker immediately says that Ryu reminds him of Fenix, back when he was a happy kid with lots of fire inside of him, but he's also built like a mini-Cage - he's all muscles. That's some high praise, let’s see if Ryu lives up to it!

"Next, from Jonestown, Australia, he is 'The Sniper Of The Skies'... SNIPER EAGLE!"

The young man from The Land Down Under came all the way here to have a match with Low-Ki. He has requested this bout personally from our boss Antonio Cueto, and said that he would refuse a paycheck if he comes up short. The greedy promoter bets on the current champion to win, and is happy to have the athlete of this caliber potentially free of charge. But if Eagle gets a victory, he can ask for a title opportunity that may lead him all the way to Jake Strong. This mate is gunning straight for the top!

"...and finally, from Brooklyn, New York. He's the Gift of the Gods champion... he's The Professional... LOW-KI!!”

Low-Ki is all business, he's sharply dressed and laser-focused on his assignment. Low-Ki walks in ignoring both men, and passes the title to the referee. The official asks if Low-Ki is ready to start? He’s not dressed to wrestle, after all. Low-Ki instead hits Eagle in the back, and so the match is on!

Non-Title Triple Threat Match

Ryu vs. Sniper Eagle vs. Low-Ki

Low-Ki does not waste any time here, kicking Sniper and Ryu around - he's not paid by the hour! A beautiful roundhouse kick sends Eagle crashing outside of the ring.

Ryu steps up, and the lock up is tight. Ki is more aggressive, but Ryu is more agile and creative. The initial chain sequence leads to a stalemate, the one that gives the fans a few moments to appreciate the talent competing in the ring right now. As this is a non-title match, Ryu tries some quick pins to fluke his way to the match for some gold. Same could be said about Sniper Eagle, who slides back in and almost gets the victory with a Crucifix on the champion. Low-Ki doesn't like that one bit, and SMACKS the youngster with a Switchblade Kick to the back of the head! Disrespectful move.

Ryu thought against flashy pinning moves and dropped the champion with a Snap STO. Ryu covers Ki, but that man bridges out of the cover and hits Ryu with a modified Shining Wizard! He then kicks Ryu with furious kicks to the chest, trying to knock the air out of his lungs. Everybody could sense some extra stiffness in those kicks, but Ryu asked for more, standing up and egging on Low-Ki. The champion BLASTS Ruy with a full force Shotgun Dropkick! Stunned Ryu catches his breath in the corner, but Ki breaks the rest with a Tidal Crush!

"Watching Low-Ki is like watching a live action John Woe movie! 'The Professional' is looking to tame the dragon with a bullet to the head!" - remarks Striker.

Low-Ki signals for the end, steadying himself for a Warrior’s Way... but Eagle drags Ki down on the turnbuckle and sends him to the mat with a cool-looking Turbo Backpack! Champion kicks out pretty fast, and rises only to be dropped again by a brutal Rodilla Knee by Ryu!! The impact forces Ki out to the outside, and you know what that means... Ryu hits the ropes and glides through the ropes with a rapid Suicide Dive!! Sniper Eagle smirks and joins his opponents on the outside, hitting both guys with a Tope Con Hilo! All three competitors are on the outside, and fans appreciate this high-octane opener!

"This is a debut for all three men, and yet it feels like they've done it before! Reminds me of that great triangle match between Drago, Fenix and Pentagon in 2014!" - marks down Excalibur.

No count outs here, and Low-Ki chops Eagle on the outside, later throwing him in the ring. Snug kicks rain down on Sniper, as Low-Ki almost executes the australian with Black Magic! The combo is interrupted by Ryu who grabbed the rope and busted out a Springboard Sunset Flip... reversed into a Double Foot Stomp by "The Professional''!! Another cover, but Sniper breaks it up with a 4.5 Warp Splash! Very interesting that Ryu and Sniper don't fight among themselves, and at times it feels like Low-Ki is fighting in a handicap match! Eagle avoids the chickenwing from Ki and catches him with a Pele Kick! Corner Meteora for good measure, and now it's the underdog who has all the momentum. Pulse Drop incoming, but Ki dumps him back first on the apron!!

Ryu is back in action, POISONRANA! He covers Low-Ki quickly, but the veteran puts his foot on the bottom rope to survive! Ryu takes a deep breath and slams Ki with a German Suplex, now psyching himself up for a finish, and exposing his knee! Rodilla Knee is denied by a swift Koppu Kick!! The move knocked Ryu out!! Ki goes on the top rope to finish this match, but here's Sniper again, getting in "The Warrior's" way. Pulse Drop from the top rope!?

Low-Ki blocks it and sends Eagle back to Earth with a Reverse Superplex!! He keeps hold of Sniper's head and submits him with a Dragon Sleeper right in front of dazed Ryu! What a showcase for all three men, and a very impressive showing by "The Professional"!

Low-Ki defeated Sniper Eagle and Ryu in 11:38 by submission with a Dragon Sleeper. (C)

Ki refuses to break up his submission hold, choking the life out of the aussie! Ref is powerless here, and so it is Ryu who stands up to the champion. This time his unprotected Rodilla Knee saves another man's life, and sends a grumpy winner away! Ki shakes off the cobwebs, two new fan favorites are already on their feet. Low-Ki promises to tap Ryu out if they ever meet again! Striker says that this was more than just a "warm up" for Low-Ki, who's scheduled to defend his title against Angelico next week! Speaking of Angelico, an exclusive interview with the South African sensation is coming your way later tonight!

Meanwhile Antonio Cueto wonders how long it would take for everyone to figure out that Agent Low Ki works for The Order. He can't think long enough about it, because he has another visitor tonight. It is Paul London!

"Buenas noches, El Jefe! Señor Cueto, I'm so sorry to disturb you at this time, you’re such a busy person, but I am asking you with all my heart to help me out! You see, The White Rabbit is expecting me to bring him some good news, and I think that you can help me with that!! Remember how I sacrificed Mala Suerte and Saltador to your son? Well, I would like to get something in return. After all these years, senor, I ask you for a title opportunity! And I’m not asking for myself! I just want you to help me make The White Rabbit happy!"

Antonio's ears perk up. He had the time to forget about The White Rabbit, but now that Paul has reminded him, perhaps he could arrange something special.

"How could I turn my blind eye to someone who asks like that? I will grant your wish, Paul. If this is what it takes to bring him here, I am willing to change my plans a little."

Paul is pleasantly surprised, and he bows down to El Jefe, saying that he is very kind. London prepares to leave, but Cueto stops him. Now that The White Rabbit has hopped over some challengers, Paul will have to deal with a hungry newcomer who will miss out on his big match… Antonio wishes confused Paul good luck in his upcoming match, because he's going to need it.

***

Pentagon Dark is sitting at the place where he used to train with his former master Vampiro. Now Pentagon is on his own once again, looking for revenge against the man who double crossed him, and a mystery man who's hellbent on making his life miserable. Pentagon has his eyes closed, summoning the traitor that has cost him his title, and now also his vision.

"Vampiro, tienes suerte de que no pueda ver una mierda ahora mismo. ¡Cuando mi visión vuelva, partiré a tu amo por la mitad y pondré un clavo en tu ataúd!"

Pentagon vows revenge without knowing that Hexagon Dark is already standing behind his back. His light step doesn't catch Pentagon's ear, but he's not attacking the fearless luchador, he just lowers a bit and slithers "swear blind?" in Pentagon's ear, mocking his condition.

Pentagon turns around and takes a fighting stance, but his new enemy is already gone... VEN AQUI!!

Back to the ringside, London is waiting for his mystery opponent.

"The following lucha is scheduled for one fall!! Already in the ring, coming all the way from the Rabbit's Hole... PAUL LONDON!!"

Paul is a weirdo, but kinda loveable. He's always wearing these weird dresses to the ring, first white, now black. He's throwing his hair away, ready to take on anyone. But who got his plate emptied in favour of The White Rabbit?

"And his opponent, making his Lucha Underground debut… He's from The Sin City... RYBACK!!"

Who!? Ryback!?? Yes! He is marching to the ring, looking as big as ever. "The Big Guy" has a red twitching eye, and it's looking at Paul. London looks like he wants to cry, and his face complexion is whiter than usual. Paul decides to flee, but this mountain of muscles grabs the runner by the ankle and drags him back into the ring!

"Good thing that Paul wears black tonight!" - jokes Excalibur.

Paul London vs. Ryback

Ryback drags Paul by the ankle, as if he was a silverback and his opponent was a child. London can not escape his fate, he is cornered. Here goes nothing - London tries to hit Ryback with a Dropkick. The big guy didn't budge, not even a bit. That's when Paul knew he was done so he decided to make the smart thing... lie down and invite Ryback to pin him.

"The Big Guy" has that goofy smirk on his face. BIG SPLASH! Ryback covers Paul, who expected a more gentle cover. One, two, Ryback picks up Paul's shoulder! He likes to play with his food before eating it. The horror on London's face is real, and his yelps are cut short with a Meathook Clothesline! Ryback turns London inside out, Paul makes a backflip upon contact. MORE! Spinebuster on the seal, Ryback can cover him, and does so, but lifts Paul's shoulder up again... and only now signals for the end. FINISH IT.

Shellshock Drop in the middle of the ring puts the end to this beatdown!

In an extremely short match, Ryback defeated Paul London by pinfall with a Shellshock Drop. (D)

Big man demands MOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE, but that's it for tonight. Utterly dominant performance! Matt feels bad for Paul, but adds that they don't have any time for pity. Please, roll the footage of the interview with "The Ultimate Airdevil"!

Long gone are the days of Vampiro instigating bad blood between luchadores and asking them tough questions. Matt is much more friendly and transparent in his agenda, as he shakes the hand of Angelico.

- It’s been a long time, Angelico, glad to see you! How does it feel to return to Lucha Underground after all this time?

- Thanks, Matt. I have to be honest, I didn’t plan to return at first. I have been attacked multiple times here, and the last ambush by Ricky Mundo was the worst one yet. But I survived. I think this is a sign that I still have something to do here.

- I applaud your bravery, Angelico. You have made a lot of believers your personal fans, and you were involved in some of the craziest moments that ever happened here. Even last week you took it to the air to wow all of us once again. You’re the human highlight reel!

- I appreciate that, but I don’t want to be just "that guy that jumped off the roof". That’s another reason why I’m back - I want to put my name in the main event, prove that I’m more than just a one-trick pony, and establish myself as a singles star.

- You had a very decorated career here, but there were also some rough patches and injuries. You look eager to leave all that in the past! Are you focused solely on the upcoming match with Low-Ki?

- Absolutely. The Worldwide Undergroundtook years off of my career, and I was essentially left behind by the rest of our talented roster due to my injuries. Worldwide Underground better stay away, or they might regret not killing me.

- In that case, what do you expect from the no-nonsense Gift of the Gods title holder, Low-Ki?

Before Angelico can even open his mouth, Sammy Guevara crashes the interview, recording himself for a vlog.

"Look what we have here! A fluke winner who had to be aided by his ugly mug biker friend to beat "The Best Ever". You know, Striker knows, and everyone else knows that I had that win in my pocket, and I got robbed! Striker, why are you even interviewing this loser? I’m a much bigger star, I look better, and I’m more talented. I am better than him in every single way!"

Angelico stands up and knocks the iPhone from Sammy’s hand. They get in each other’s faces with Matt playing the peacemaker. They agree to meet after Angelico's match next week. Maybe it will be a title match even!

***

Excalibur says that Sammy Guevara was always a handful, but now his ego is out of proportions! But enough about him, let's focus on what is coming our way next. A special main event kept in secret by our elderly promoter! As the announcers wonder who might be involved, El Dragon Azteca Junior comes out, getting a warm reaction from the fans! He wants to address the believers and lay down a warning to Antonio Cueto and his associates.

"One of my great mentors always said that people, the fans, are why we, the luchadores, can live our lives as if we are superheroes. With every day that passes, I understand his words and lessons more and more... and I want to say thank you to MY people, mi gente, for having my back all this time, and making this return possible!"

The believers clap to Azteca, they are also happy to see him back. Dragon continues his speech.

"But unlike Pentagon, I did not come back for revenge. I came back for GUERRA, the war against los dioses, The Gods! The prophecy says that the only way to win in this war is to unite the ancient Aztec Tribes, as we can only win together! I, on behalf of mi tribo, the Eagle Tribe, want everyone in the back to join forces with me and to stand up to our oppressors, and protect our temple from the invaders! Invaders like Jake Strong, who has embarrassed my good friends Drago and Aerostar, and later attacked me from behind, breaking my ankle! I call out the Lucha Underground champion to a match, right now!!"

Jake Strong is not the most popular figure among the believers, so the prospect of seeing Azteca take the title from him riles up the fans. They chant for Azteca, but are quickly shut down by Antonio Cueto.

"HA-HA-HA. You're a real comedian, Dragon Azteca. A delusional clown! Judging by the last week, you still don't know when to stop, and keep putting your nose in the business that does not concern you. Guess what, Dragon? You have no business challenging Jake Strong, the longest reigning Lucha Underground champion! You have lost every big singles match you had, and you have nobody to back you up right now. Aerostar? Drago? They have left you behind, ghosted you, and escaped the wrath of the Gods while they still could. But! One of your friends is not afraid to step back into this sacred place, and put you in your place. And unlike you, he has the killer instinct... because he is... KING CUERNOOOO!!"

Fans gasp and get up from their seats as the hunter comes out from the foggy corridor.

People clap to one of the longest-serving Lucha Underground fighters! Fans are surprised that King Cuerno is back, but it’s a pleasant shock.

"The Hunter" is wearing his signature headgear. Cuerno puts it on the turnbuckle, and people in attendance start talking and exchanging some looks... Are you seeing what I'm seeing? He does not look like real King Cuerno! He has some athletic tape around his chest, perhaps covering something. Cuerno has a staredown with El Dragon Azteca Jr, and he also can see that this is someone else, not the real King. The man points at Azteca and says he cost them a Gauntlet... fans chant "bullsh!t".

Matt Striker mentions the reaction from the crowd and says one thing the believers don't like, is when you insult their intelligence. Antonio Cueto has some explaining to do, that's for sure. Ring the bell!

King Cuerno vs. Dragon Azteca Jr.

While the man under the mask might not be King Cuerno, he is not far off the intensity of the original mask owner. Azteca looks him dead in the eyes, and shakes his head.

Cuerno ignores the talk and throws a first punch, but Azteca is quicker. He chops and kicks the new Cuerno, but misses with a Roundhouse Kick. Stiff elbow to the jaw from King, Azteca rebounds off the ropes and answers with a Headscissors Takedown. Cuerno rolls over and rebounds with a back elbow strike! King Cuerno soccer kicks Dragon's back and concentrates his angry stomps on Azteca's limbs, old school style. Puts an arm wringer on his opponent, which is reversed with a front flip. Dragon Azteca goes for the legs, but can't take Cuerno down, who jumps and almost kicks him in the face with a knee! Another lunge from Azteca is reversed by a hip toss right into the corner! Ugly yet effective.

King piles on with a Pendulum Corner Dropkick, and now shoves his foot into Azteca's face. Puts him into a Bow & Arrow submission hold to work over his back a little... roll over and a quick cover does not catch Cuerno off guard, but a one-legged dropkick to the face does! Azteca quickly recovers with an acrobatic Heelflip Leg Drop, but the hunter kicks out. Believers clap to their guy and he hits a huge springboard arm drag that sends Cuerno flying across the ring and to the outside! Cuerno hides behind the corner to avoid contact... this man clearly did not see Dragon Azteca Jr. in action before! The high flyer jumps over the corner with a Tope Con Hilo, landing right near the announce table!! Nicely done, Azteca high fives the fan and throws the rudo back into the ring. Springboard Crossbody is blocked by a very precise dropkick to the guts! That will take the wind out of your sails.

"King Cuerno working over Dragon Azteca's ribs now... timing is everything in the hunt, and this man clearly has it, whether he's a true King Cuerno or not." - comments Striker.

Cuerno takes the match under control and throws Dragon belly first on the ropes with a Gordbuster! Hits the ropes and swats Azteca with a dropkick to the back, this time kicking the man out of the ring. The imposter luchador signals for The Arrow from the Depths of Hell! The run up is different, and the impact of the move is not the same… fans boo this man, how dare he tarnish the legacy of real Cuerno by even attempting that move? New Cuerno suplexes Dragon on the outside and rolls back in to get a count out victory. Dragon Azteca stands up at six and avoids a Baseball Dropkick, kicking Cuerno with a Gamengiri! Slumped Cuerno is half-dazed and stumbles back to the centre... YOSHI TONIC in the middle of the ring! One, two... no!

"The Hunter" kicks out. Azteca wants people to get louder, he runs up for another aerial attack, only to be floored with a Quebradora con Giro, or simply a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker! Striker is admiring Excalibur's vocabulary and knowledge of lucha libre. Keylock suplex near the corner, rudo is signaling that the time for games is over. Goes up top, but Azteca jumps there too... CAZADORA DROP!! Dragon covers his rival immediately, but the supposed leader of the Deer Tribe puts his hand on the bottom rope! Smart. Dragon Azteca has all the momentum, and seeks to catch the hunter with a Satellite DDT with extra elevation... but that outstanding move gets reversed into a Gutbuster!! Tough landing right on the knees turns the match upside down.

Cuerno motions a cutthroat and drops groggy Azteca with a Thrill of the Hunt in the middle of the ring, but doesn't pin him - another sign that we're not seeing the original. The man climbs up and leaps off with a Swanton Bomb to beat Dragon Azteca Jr. The king is dead, long live the king!

In a bout that had good wrestling and good heat from the crowd, King Cuerno defeated Dragon Azteca Jr. in 12:10 by pinfall with a Swanton Bomb. (C)

The winner poses on the turnbuckle, breathing in the hatred coming from the crowd. Fans chant 'culero' at him and Cueto for fielding a fake luchador. Isn't that what sketchy promoters do?

Antonio will not admit any wrongdoing, acting like this is the same man. The show goes off air with King Cuerno wiping his feet near Azteca and leaving. Cueto says that this match has proved that Azteca is not a championship material kind of guy. And because he lost this match, he's unable to challenge for ANY title in the Lucha Underground!! Dragon Azteca got it even worse than Pentagon. Fans are not happy, chanting derogatory thins at the boss.

On this note, Matt and Excalibur urge the viewers to join them next week, for a Gift of the Gods championship match between Low-Ki and Angelico. Good night, everybody!

: 50/100 (C-)

This show has increased our popularity in 11 regions.

falling_star · January 24, 2021

Another really good show, aside from Ryback

Antonio is really into screwing over the fan favorites this season, and I love it.

Blodyxe · January 24, 2021

Another really good show, aside from Ryback
Antonio is really into screwing over the fan favorites this season, and I love it.

Thanks, glad you liked it! Ryback still has some name value, plus LU booked big guys well in the past. I personally digged Big Ryck in season 1.

Hated Antonio when I first saw him, but turned around on him when he started to growl "SACRIFICE TO THE GODS" haha. Now I write too many vignettes with him in the office, perhaps need to scale back a bit. And yeah, he will make life miserable for those who are not down with The Order.

Texasrangers13 · January 28, 2021

This is SO great man; I just listened to, and I loved the preview; really impressive (thank you for the callout; you've always been a fan of my work, and I am a big fan of this!). It has my DOTM vote for January once we get there!

What a fun main event, loved it. Love how you incorporate move gifs, I've thought about doing that more myself.

Really excellent!

tobin834 · January 28, 2021

I think you did an excellent job on the preview. If they are fun for you, do them! Great work!

Blodyxe · January 28, 2021

This is SO great man; I just listened to, and I loved the preview; really impressive (thank you for the callout; you've always been a fan of my work, and I am a big fan of this!). It has my DOTM vote for January once we get there!

What a fun main event, loved it. Love how you incorporate move gifs, I've thought about doing that more myself.

Really excellent!

Thank you, this means a lot! Trying not to overdo it with GIFs, I usually put them in so people can visualize some obscure wrestling moves, or showcase some of my favorite ones. By the way, there's another video hidden in the show rating of episode #2, a bit longer, but gets more into behind-the-scenes stuff.

I think you did an excellent job on the preview. If they are fun for you, do them! Great work!

Thanks tobin! While I'm not at good at them as you, they can really help deliver some points quickly. Perhaps I will do more previews to somewhat keep the momentum going between Sundays. Here's one more for episode number 3.

P.S. Page 4, here we go!

Blodyxe · January 31, 2021

S05E03 - Sending Out The Disciples

Lucha Underground

Season 5, Episode 3

"Sending Out The Disciples"

"WELCOME BACK... You're supposed to be dead... Angelico is the number one contender now... Low-Ki is a renowned warrior that takes no prisoners in that ring... I don’t want to be just 'that guy that jumped off the roof'... BREAK HIS ARM! BREAK HIS ARM... I wonder who the Trios champions are...

"

Jeremiah Snake is pacing back and forth in Antonio Cueto's office a few hours before the show. He's pissed that he has been stripped off the Trios titles and can't get his rightful rematch.

- You have missed two weeks and now you want me to change my card to go along with your whims? I don't change my plans last minute, so my answer is no, Mr. Snake!

- First of all, I am done with The Reptile Tribe, and my last name is 'Crane'! Secondly, this guy doesn't even want to face Taya! He's scared sh!tless of her!!

- It doesn't take much to scare this geek... For the love of Gods, put that bandana down, we're in The Temple!

Ricky Mundo sheepishly looks at Antonio and Crane, like a little child that stepped into the middle of the argument.

- I can't! This is my tribute to the late great Johnny Mundo!

- He is not dead, he just moved on to... greener pastures.

- If he's alive and well, why doesn't he answer my letters?

- No idea. But you can turn on the TV on Monday and check him out there.

- Oh, I can't. The doctor said I can't watch any TV. It triggers my brain and I become aggressive. I don't want to come back to my past self! I have done some heinous things in the past, but I’m a different man now! I have even changed my name back to Ricky Mandel! See?

Ricky shows Antonio the new ID card, he did change it back. But he's still the man who killed a bunch of people, and he needs to answer for that. Ricky is scared, while Jeremiah asks if this kindergarten bullsh!t is over!?? He needs an answer! How can someone like Son of Havoc win the Trios title by just entering the ring, and he must ask for a rematch for the title he never lost in the first place?

"For one, you don't have your partners back with you. And I know what you have done to them... but this is business as usual in The Temple. Death is always in the air here! People come and they go, forever. Whether it is Kobra Moon, Daga, or Catrina..."

Jeremiah's face impression changes. Catrina is... dead? This comes as a shock to Crane, who has been poisoned by Kobra's venom at the time of Catrina's tragic demise. He does not remember anything, but he shakes in anger and asks who was her killer?

"The Man of 1000 Deaths himself, Mil Muertes. Dropped her down from the roof, despicable. She was so beautiful… may she rest in peace. Here's the only thing that remained from her."

Antonio grabs a mysterious rock from his pocket and gives it to overwhelmed Jeremiah. Ricky says that he definitely saw her last week, but nobody listens to him.

Suddenly, the third psycho barges into the room. Marty 'The Moth' Martinez has his arm in the sling. He demands that Pentagon is punished for breaking his arm once again!!

"Let's just say that we have a conflict of interest, Marty. You are not medically cleared to wrestle, and neither is Pentagon. Don't get me wrong, I don't care about your well-being in the slightest, but I would like my fighters to be at their 100%, so we could all witness extreme levels of violence! Actually... I think you can still be helpful tonight. You can be a special enforcer of violence in tonight's big main event, where Jeremiah Crane will face the returning Mil Muertes. It is going to be a DEATH match! Help this young man defeat Muertes, and you will get your match with Pentagon, maybe even a title rematch when you're all healed up!"

Marty looks at Jeremiah, then at Antonio, and starts laughing hysterically. He stops abruptly and says that it would be a pleasure and an honor. El Jefe and The Moth shake hands, as Crane promises to kill Mil. Ricky is spooked in the background...

Matt Striker and Excalibur welcome us to the show! They thank Los Lobos who play "

"! After a minute of pure magic on guitars the announcers hype tonight's show.

- Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, we have a big night of lucha just for you!

- That is right, Matt! Angelico is challenging Low-Ki for the Gift of the Gods title! It promises to be a dynamic title match, and I am really excited to call it with you!

- Pleasure is mine, Ex! Tonight we will also witness a return of Mil Muertes and Jeremiah Crane, and guess what!? They will take on each other in a Death Match!

- Absolutely insane main event! If I checked the history books correctly, they are 1-1 in singles competition. Perhaps this is a rubber match of sorts?

- Rubber or not, it will be unsafe, and we want you to call your friends and jump in! And now, LET'S LUCHA!!

"The following LUCHA is a TRIOS match. Already in the ring are Ricky Mandel, Argenis and El Mariachi Loco!"

Woo, Mariachi can re-join us once again, as the restaurant where he plays is just a few blocks away from the Temple! He dedicates the next match to his heroes - Los Lobos! There’s also Argenis, who’s back after about four years of absence. Ricky refuses to believe those are his partners, but the worse is still to come, as we hear a BELLOW echoing from the tunnel.

A mysterious minotaur-like man runs out from the fog and SPEARS El Mariachi Loco out of his boots! Argenis is not standing aside, running up for the charge and bouncing off after a POUNCE! Ricky drops on his rear end and begs this monstrosity for mercy. The bull eyes down Mandel and spares his life... because it belongs to Taya, who attacks Ricky from the back! Hexagon Dark steps out last with hooded Vampiro behind him, who carries all three Lucha Underground Trios titles.

"I guess this means that Taya Valkyrie and these two mysterious fighters are the champions..." - wonders Matt Striker, when Antonio Cueto slowly comes out.

"Believers, bow down to the Gods and your Lucha Underground Trios champions! Valkyrie, Hexagon Dark, and my prized Spanish bull... BLACK TAURUS! By the way, this is not a regular match... this is a SACRIFICE TO THE GOOOODS!"

Sacrifice To The Gods

Hexagon Dark, Taya Valkyrie, Black Taurus vs. El Mariachi Loco, Ricky Mandel, Argenis

As soon as the bell rings, Taya hits Ricky with a Road to Valhalla. Black Taurus knocks Argenis and Mariachi out of the ring, and takes them out with a freakishly athletic Corkscrew Plancha!

We have a flying bull here! Hexagon Dark quickly jumps on the third turnbuckle and connects with a Corkscrew Shooting Star Press to the outside! Taya puts her boot on Mandel's back - he's not leaving so fast. Curb Stomp! Taya picks up his bandana and rips it in half, kicking Ricky in the ribs, and telling Taurus to throw her someone else! Argenis gets thrown back, and Taya smashes him in the corner with flying knees.

Finally, Hexagon throws El Mariachi Loco, who eats a Discuss Lariat from Taurus, a Leg Drop from Taya, and finally a Hexagon Splash. Easy victory for the champions!

In an extremely short match, Hexagon Dark, Taya Valkyrie and Black Taurus defeated Aregnis, El Mariachi Loco and Ricky Mandel, when Hexagon Dark pinned El Mariachi Loco with a Hexagon Press. (D-)

After the bell, Vampiro gives his master a huge railroad spike. Hexagon immediately drives it into Mariachi's skull, drawing blood! Taya laughs, holding the spooky doll close to her ear, and Taurus is watching on, just tilting his head to the side. The lightning strikes and we get a blackout! El Mariachi Loco has been sacrificed to the Gods. Mandel is stumbling while running for his life, and Argenis is slowly walking back with his eyes locked on Hexagon Dark. Taya picks up the mic...

"Los Lobos! Get the hell out of my Temple! GO AWAY, or I will unleash the real wolves on you! I am a Goddess, and my powers are infinite! I control one Mundo, and soon we will take over the whole world! We will put it to eternal darkness. The end is coming, hahaha!!"

The legendary group leaves the balcony, they don't want any trouble. Taya is booed heavily for bullying the band out of the building. And what is Taya Valkyrie talking about? Ending the world, unleashing the wolves? It is all very weird, but she's not the woman you don't take seriously. The Trios champions had no problem making an example out of their opponents tonight. Safe travels, Mariachi! He went out with Los Lobos cheering him on, at least.

***

Jimmy Yuta looks on in awe, he just witnessed something unthinkable! PJ Black just says "told you". Yuta's shock is interrupted by Dante Fox who calls Yuta "Jimmy Bolo".

"Hey rainbow, Son of Havoc won't cover for your a*s forever."

Yuta thinks that the best way to handle this situation is to push Dante back. This starts a locker room spat between the two and PJ tries to stop it. Only Son of Havoc can stop it, and he pushes Fox to the wall.

- Calm down!

- I'm getting sick of your stupid masked face already! Always putting your nose in other people's business. You stole my title, and now this ~hit. Man, **** you!

- Woah-woah, I didn't steal anything, tough guy. If you have a problem with me, let's meet in the ring and put an end to it there.

Dante decides to walk off, giving all three guys a dirty eye. Yuta thanks Havoc for stepping in, he appreciates that. The friendly exchange is interrupted by the sounds of a fight in the corridor. Three men run out of the locker room to see Angelico laid out on the floor! An attack by Dante Fox? No way to tell for now, but the challenger for Low-Ki's championship is not looking good now.

***

We are back at ringside again, where Matt and Excalibur discuss the disappearance of poor El Mariachi Loco and an upcoming title match. Striker says that the winner of the Seven to Survive match, Angelico, will challenge Low-Ki for the title RIGHT NOW!

"The following lucha is for the Lucha Underground Gift of the Gods championship!! Introducing first, the champion, from Brooklyn, New York... LOW-KI!!"

Strangely, the champion comes out first. Perhaps it was a mistake on Shaul's part? She is not very experienced yet. Low-Ki doesn’t care who comes out first or second, he's eager to fight! The ref looks for weapons on Low-Ki, but doesn't find any. He takes the title from him though, and adjusts his earpiece.

"...and the CHALLENGER, from Johannesburg, South Africa, he's the former two-time Trios champion... ANGELICOOOOOO!!!"

People chant for their favorite, but he is not seen for a long time. Believers start looking around, wondering if he found a new place to jump from, but no, he's simply not here. Low-Ki motions that his time costs money! Chavo Guerrero Jr comes out and whispers something to Shaul.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger has suffered an unfortunate injury, and will not be able to compete for the title tonight!"

The crowd boos, they are calling for Jefe to fix this mess immediately. Cueto comes out and tells everyone to shut up, he has a headache! If Angelico can not compete tonight, he will give Low-Ki another opponent. The young man who was a runner up in the Seven to Survive match, Sammy Guevara! The cocky kid comes out with a smug look on his face! He poses on top of the staircase and mocks the crowd...

But hold on, Angelico is limping behind, and he Roundhouse Kicks Sammy to send him rolling down the stairs! He won't steal his spot, not today. Beaten and bruised, Angelico rolls into the ring.

Cueto looks frustrated, but orders to RING THE BELL!!!

Gift of the Gods Championship Match

The light step of Angelico is nowhere to be seen, he's heavily favoring the left leg. Low-Ki smells blood and strikes his opponent where it hurts most with low kicks, no pun intended. He's fresher, faster, more focused. Low dropkick to the knee, the champion isolates the body part and attacks it relentlessly.

"Angelico of course has a much longer reach than Low-Ki, but his long limbs won't help him much tonight, it seems like..." - somberly says Striker.

Angelico tries to stand up, but his leg gets kicked out from under him. People boo Low-Ki, this is not a crazy flying kick fight everyone expected. Chop block and a leg lock, Ki wants to finish this fast. Angelico tries to reach the ropes at first, but then manages to use his free leg to kick the champion in the mush! That only angered an already tense "World Warrior"! Soccer kick to the chest, that's a goal ten times out of ten! Low-Ki goes to the top, looking for a finish, but Angelico rolls out of the harm's way and catches the rival with a Capoeira Kick, which sends Ki into the corner. Running elbow smash! Angelico has a bit of momentum, he puts Low-Ki on the turnbuckle, looking for a Superplex, but gets denied with a kick to the face.

"LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! COVER!" - Excalibur is in the zone.

Kickout! Low-Ki with a move we have seen Killshot use before, but slightly modified. Low-Ki kicks Angelico in the head repeatedly, busting his lip in the process. The hearthrob spits the blood down and answers with a Jawbreaker! Backslide, Ki shakes it off and BLASTS Angelico with a Switchblade Kick to the back of the head!! Another cover, but long limbs of Angelico come to use, as he puts one leg on the rope. Guevara is watching the match on the stairs, holding on to his head. He's looking for his chance to strike. But for now, it's the champion who does all the striking... misses with a Shining Wizard, huge Leg Lariat from Angelico!! The fans are coming together, pulling for their guy. He nods and goes for a high elevation Springboard Crossbody... KOPPU KICK!! Low-Ki caught him right on the button! Cover, one... two...

SAMMY PULLS LOW-KI OFF!! WHAT?

Low-Ki bashes Sammy in the skull with a Step Up Kick! CROSSBODY FROM ANGELICO!! Wipes them both down, throws the champ back, and catches him with a Shuri Knee! Angelico holds on to his injured leg, bracing himself for La Lanza. The climb is slow, but Sammy won't be sticking his nose up now... Tidal Wave from Low-Ki! Champ signals for the end, and floors the valiant challenger with a Dragonrana! All set up for the final move... Warrior's Way connects!! Low-Ki covers Angelico, and this almost-canceled match is over!

In a bout that had great action and good heat from the crowd, Low-Ki defeated Angelico in 08:25 by pinfall with a Warrior's Way. Low-Ki makes defense number 1 of his Gift of the Gods championship. (C-)

Low-Ki poses with the title. Angelico is out, and he deserves a lot of credit for his heart! It was puzzling to see Guevara trying to stop Low-Ki from winning sooner, but perhaps there's some interior motive to it. And look who's coming out... the Lucha Underground champion himself, Jake Strong!

Strong is suited up and with his title, clapping to Low-Ki. Jake approaches Sammy Guevara and straight up tells him to leave, but before he will do that, he will get his heat back. Sammy with a Curb Stomp on Angelico! Strong will allow it. The champion climbs the ring to raise the arm of the winner, which does not fly very well with the believers. Son of Havoc, PJ Black and Jimmy Yuta come out to pick up Angelico and make sure he's not attacked post match by the men in suits. Angelico then pushes PJ away, but accepts help from Yuta and Havoc, hobbling backstage on one leg.

Jake Strong and Low-Ki have a little stare down in the ring, but then shake hands and go their separate ways. This would certainly be an interesting fight. Still to come tonight - Death Match between Mil Muertes and Jeremiah Crane! Don't you dare go away!

***

Mil Muertes is kneeling on the dirty floor, with thousands of candles lit around him. He opens his eyes and looks at the mirror - he has changed. But some things unfortunately stay the same. The fantasma of Catrina keeps following him and he can not get that woman out of his head, she keeps antagonizing him. There she is again, stepping up to Muertes.

"Pasqual Mendoza, tonight is your doomsday. Jeremiah Crane is itching to get his hands on you... and he will not stop until you are sent back to the ninth level of Mictlan. Nobody will be there to bring you back... and I will enjoy every single second of it."

Mil turns around and throws a punch at her, but he catches nothing but air. The single swing of his arm puts all candles out, and the Man of 1000 Deaths grunts in anger.

***

"The following lucha is your main event, and it is a DEATH MATCH! Introducing first, from The Last House On The Left... JEREMIAH... CRANE!"

Jeremiah walks out from the fog, putting down his face mask. He yanks the mic from Shaul, he has something to share with the believers.

"Nobody can control Jeremiah Crane! No woman or man can put me down, because I'm the Lucha Death Machine! Long gone are the days of me being someone’s soldier. I march to the beat of my own drum now. And what I want to do the most right now is send Mil Muertes to the Underworld once and for all! THUMBS UP, THUMBS DOOOOOWN!"

The fans are now waiting for Crane’s opponent. Here he is! Mil Muertes comes out and stops on top of the staircase, alone. Let's see if Jeremiah is stronger than ”The Man of 1000 Deaths”!

Death Match

Jeremiah Crane vs. Mil Muertes

Jeremiah wastes no time and runs up the stairs to brawl with Mil Muertes, who didn't even get an introduction! Crane throws some shots, but they have no effect on Mil. He grabs Crane's head and throws it through the glass panel at the top of The Temple! Instantly, Crane bleeds from his forehead! He's met with a stiff straight right into the jaw, and now Jeremiah is slumped over the rails. Lariat sends him to the bleachers!

Muertes shoves the camera out of his face and stomps Crane in the ribs, punches him in the face, until finally they are near the ring. Mil tackles Crane into the barricade a few times, he's not messing around! Mil parts the sea of people with a simple gesture that basically means get out of my way if you want to live. Crane gets a spare second, and he uses it well. He bashes Muertes in the back of the head with a steel chair that he found underneath the ring! Muertes' bell is rung, so he takes a seat, and Jeremiah makes a run up about the ring... CANNONBALL!!! Wipes out the entire deck, and punishes himself in the process too! This is wild. Crane wipes his face, seeing how much blood he's losing right now. He spits at his hand and gives Muertes a nasty chop! Bicycle Kick right in between the red eyes of Muertes! Crane has the momentum, and quickly gets out two tables from underneath the ring, setting one up against the apron. The second one flies into Mil's head, but he's not going down yet. Mil blocks the irish whip and drives Crane through the table with a Powerslam!! Jeremiah will feel that in the morning.

Muertes then breaks a wooden chair across Crane's back and sends him to the announcer table with authority!! A sturdy table moves from its position, that's how strong that throw was! Jeremiah clutches everything that can help him stand up, even using Excalibur as a prop. Throws himself at Mil one more time, but gets caught in a Chokeslam position! BAM!! Puts him right on the floor! Jeremiah takes some punishment, he really pissed off Mil Muertes with his words. Mil comes up to Crane and spots a stone that dropped out of his pocket. He squeezes it inside his fist, and drops it on the floor, even angrier than before. Matt Striker can see the discarded item, and says that it looks familiar!

"Mil Muertes goes into a frenzy, the item once belonged to Catrina, she used to carry that stone around!" - shares Striker.

As soon as Matt says 'Catrina', Mil turns to the announcer and roars! Matt says he is sorry, and Crane uses this distraction to jump out of the ring with a Snap Suicide Dive! The unlikely savior of Striker picks up the stone and bashes Mil in the head with it, multiple times! Jeremiah decides to make a bold move - go for the mask of Mil Muertes!! Muertes fights off before his face can be exposed, and they just won’t stop brawling. Fists are flying back and forth, and in a sign of retaliation, Crane spits in the face of death itself!! Uh oh.

"SPEAR THROUGH THE DOOR!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!" - screams Excalibur.

People liked that, those two are literally tearing the building down!! How can one get up from that? Both men are spent, and there's no reason to continue this match... except reason, logic, or common sense are not attributed to a Death Match! Meanwhile Marty 'The Moth Martinez' steps out of the corridor with the same woman who was attacked by Pentagon two weeks ago. Marty has a barbed wire baseball bat, while the woman is dragging a gasoline canister! Mil smells danger, so he takes the cameraman's instrument. Bicycle Kick from Marty!! The camera is broken, and Muertes is on his back. Jeremiah and Moth pick up Mil and throw him back in the ring... to give Muertes company, Crane and his new 'friends' throw about a dozen chairs into the ring. Punt Kick straight to the head! Another one! Crane has a sick smile on his face, he's in control and has everything to beat Mil Muertes now. He has a crimson mask, but that couldn't stop him, ever. Crane tries to pick Mil up for a DDT... BAM! This might be it. First cover of the match, one, two, NO! Mil kicks out. He's bleeding profusely too! Crane puts a chair on top of Mil... PENDULUM SPLASH. Nobody sane would do that to themselves, but Jeremiah is everything but sane. He prepares for a Headlock Driver while clutching to his guts, but Mil grabs him by the neck and PLANTS him into the pile of chairs with a Twisting Chokeslam!! Cover, but Crane is saved by Marty!

Muertes is pissed! He goes after Marty and clubs him in the back, also stomping on his broken arm! Marty's number one tells Crane to stop faffing around, and slides him the bat! Jeremiah drives it into Mil's back, and then pushes it against his exposed forehead!! Crane's friends quickly put the spare table up in the ring, well, as quickly as Moth can do that with one hand. Crane wants to light the table up! The gasoline is poured on it, and the follower of Martinez throws a cigarette to light this night of violence up. THUMBS UP, THUMS DO-- MIL HITS CRANE LOW AND DELIVERS A FLATLINER THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!

The officials rush to the ring with fire extinguishers, and put down Crane's vest! Marty and his friend cough and roll out of the squared circle, while Muertes throws his arm over Crane and gets the three count! Mil Muertes beats Jeremiah Crane in a match that will go down in the Lucha Underground history books!

In a match that had good wrestling and good heat, Mil Muertes defeated Jeremiah Crane in 14:38 by pinfall with a Flatliner through a flaming table. (C-)

Mil Muertes is breathing heavily, but finds the powers to make a sit up, and stare down Martinez! Understandably, Moth is not too thrilled.

"I'm scared of this man even more now, ladies and gentlemen. Mil Muertes looks as strong as ever! This was an insane match, and although it was incredible, I hope to never see it again. Good night, everybody!"

Muertes puts his fist down on the Aztec seal, as if to proclaim that he's still one of the strongest Aztec descendents and the force to be reckoned with. Who will step up to this man? Only time will tell.

***

But the night doesn't end there... Paul London has finally made his way into The Rabbit Hole. He came back as quickly as he could, given that he was smashed by Ryback a week before. The White Rabbit is irate, and he asks Paul what took him so long?

"Oh Great White Rabbit, I have fought with my life on the line, and in your honor, and I’ve been successful in getting our tribe a long-awaited Lucha Underground title match! Antonio Cueto has put your highness on the top of the food chain, and everyone is looking forward to your next fight. May I say, the mortals are on your side in the upcoming war with Jake Strong!"

The White Rabbit says "Very well then, let’s not waste our time, gentlemen! We're going to The Temple!" and kicks the cage where El Bunny sleeps. The Rabbit Tribe's time is now… TICK TOCK!

Show Rating: 50/100 (C-)

This show has increased our popularity in 11 regions.

Blodyxe · February 7, 2021

Preview for "One Step Ahead" <div style="text-align:center;">S05E04 - One Step Ahead <iframe width="560" height="315" src="<a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jDBOi8GmMnk" rel="external nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/embed/jDBOi8GmMnk"</a> frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> Atomicos Match Jimmy Yuta, Ryu, Son of Havoc and Chavo Guerrero Jr vs. TJ Perkins, Dante Fox, King Cuerno II, and Sammy Guevara The White Rabbit vs. ??? Parejas Increibles Marty 'The Moth' Martinez and Jeremiah Crane vs. El Dragon Azteca and ???</div> Bonus Questions Who scores a pinfall in the Atomicos match? Who is pinned in the Atomicos match? Who's Rabbit's mystery opponent? Who's Azteca's mystery partner? Who would you like to be featured more? <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52466" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Interested to know if you would like to see a prediction contest take place in this diary, so this is a 'test run' of sorts. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote>

Blodyxe · February 7, 2021

Lucha Underground

Season 5, Episode 4

"One Step Ahead"

"SHURI KNEE STRAIGHT to Sammy Guevara’s moneymaker... Big victory for TJ Perkins here, and it looks like he has a huge chip on his shoulder... I'm not done with you, Son of Havoc... This is bigger than you, Pentagon... Eleven years in prison could break anyone, but not you... I just want you to help me make The White Rabbit happy... SPEAR THROUGH THE DOOR... We're going to The Temple!"

Mass interrogation took place a few hours before the show. It was held to figure out who ambushed Angelico last week, as the sneak attack directly influenced the outcome of the Gift of the Gods title. People want to get some answers and make sure this won't happen to them. Son of Havoc took it upon himself to act as a judge, and called out most of the locker room.

Dante Fox is the number one suspect. He said that if he wanted to take out Angelico, he would easily do so face to face. The mere fact that he's suspected is disrespectful, and frankly, it's all too obvious to him that Son of Havoc wants to wrongfully accuse someone he fears. Fox also points out that there's prejudice against people like him, and that he won't let some bum from the open road abuse or oppress him. Ricky Mandel was questioned next, as he had a history of violent assaults on Angelico before. Ricky swears that this time he wasn't involved, and he is deeply sorry for what he did earlier. He seems genuine and even starts crying when Havoc pressures him. Next is Sammy Guevara, the cocky prick who has a bone to pick with the victim. Sammy was too busy with his phone to answer the question, and of course he flipped off the judge, adding that 'yeah, it could have been me', but! As proven by his interference in the match later, he wanted Angelico to win the title, just so he could take it away from him.

PJ Black got to sit in the chair next, but he just had this confused look on his face. "Bro, I was in the room with you and Jimmy Rookie when the attack happened!" True, Havoc admits his fault here... Chavo Guerrero is also suspected, as he whispered the news to Shaul just a few short minutes after the attack. Guerrero shrugged and said that the last man he attacked backstage was Dragon Azteca Junior, and it was four years ago. King Cuerno did not show up at all. Notably, TJ Perkins was offended that he was overlooked, since Havoc dismissed the idea of TJP being able to beat up anyone.

The first meeting ended loudly, but the investigation is not finished.

***

Matt Striker and Excalibur welcome us to the show, thanking

for rocking the house here tonight! They are not the only ones who will do that, as we start off hot with an atomicos match with plenty of exciting, hungry and motivated fighters.

- TJ Perkins has put The Temple on notice by beating Chavo Guerrero Jr on his debut, but his words after the match have rubbed most of us the wrong way!

- I agree, Matt. I have known TJP for decades, but never was he so overconfident and confrontational! I don't think he will fix his behavior tonight, as he shares the same corner with Sammy Guevara!

- Oh, he's a handful! And he will do his best to bounce back from his controversial elimination in the Seven to Survive match!

- I'm sure he will blame Son of Havoc for his loss, but today he has a great chance to get his revenge on the man from the open round.

- There's also Dante Fox, who did not give Jimmy Yuta a warm welcome, a man who has been accused of stealing the identity of King Cuerno, and one of the most talented luchadores of the - Ryu! It will be an explosive atomicos match! But let me ask you this, Ex... who do you suspect of attacking Angelico last week?

- Well, I wouldn't accuse anyone in particular, but if you really want an answer from me - I think it was Low-Ki himself.

- That makes sense. Me personally? I think Marty 'The Moth' Martinez could be involved. He is a few french fries short of a Happy Meal, and he somehow got the nod to run a riot in the main event from last week. I got the word we will see some footage from his house. I'm already creeped out!

- Actually, he will compete tonight! I just received this letter from El Jefe, informing that Marty 'The Moth' Martinez and Jeremiah Crane will take on El Dragon Azteca Junior and his mystery opponent in tonight's main event!

- Could Mil Muertes be that mysterious tag team partner? I guess time will tell. Let's not waste any time, we have so much talent in that ring already. Shaul Guerrero, please, let's LUCHA!

"The FOLLOWING ATOMICOS LUCHA is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, the team of Son of Havoc, Jimmy Yuta, Ryu, and CHAVO GUERRERO!!"

The tecnico team comes out, Chavo undoubtedly gets his name yelled out louder than everyone else. He probably requested it before the match... People don’t mind that much and give Chavito a lukewarm reaction out of respect. He 'leads' his partners to the ring and loudly instructs Ryu and Yuta about their strategy for tonight.

"And their opponents... the team of TJ Perkins, Sammy Guevara, Dante Fox, and Kiiiiiing Cuernooooooo….”

The rudo team steps out of the foggy corridor. TJP sarcastically applauds Shaul, she didn't forget to do her job this time! Sammy Guevara poses on the turnbuckle, filming himself on his iPhone. He's mocking Son of Havoc and promises to beat him tonight. He needs it, cause 'Angelico couldn't do his part and lost...again'. Dante talks trash to both Havoc and Yuta, while Cuerno stays quiet. He has no personal conflicts in this match, leaving all the drama to others.

Atomicos Match

Son of Havoc, Jimmy Yuta, Ryu, and Chavo Guerrero vs. Dante Dox, King Cuerno, Sammy Guevara, and TJ Perkins

Chavo Guerrero insists on going first, he’s the oldest man in the ring and a true veteran. Son of Havoc does not argue with that, just raising his hands and stepping out on the apron. Guerrero points at TJP and tells 'the young man' to step up to the legend!

Perkins smugly enters the ring and the two tangle around each other, with TJ getting the upper hand in the mat wrestling exchange once again. A disrespectful cuff, and Guerrero explodes with some punches and kicks. Irish whip - TJP grabs on to the ropes, holding himself between them to show off his agility. He avoids contact and dabs, but Chavo catches him with a simple chop! Nothing beats all school.

Chavo tags Son of Havoc in… Delayed Suplex and a Crossbody, TJP kicks out, and Guevara kicks Son of Havoc in the back of the head before getting his own tag. Sammy shoves Son of Havoc in the face, taunting "the original gangster" about being the biggest loser in the history of this company. Havoc soon answers with a handspring back elbow, catching the pretty boy right into his moneymaker. Sammy avoids a Standing Moonsault, and tries to throw the biker out. Havoc rebounds off the top rope with his neck, but finds himself in the Argentine Backbreaker position! Brutal knee to the face!! What do you call that? A Burning Hammer GTS? Guevara mockingly makes a CM Punk taunt and stomps on his opponent.

Tag to Cuerno, who continues the beating, who disrespectfully shoves his foot in the biker's face! The New King is rather arrogant, but his Corner Dropkick still hurts. Once 'The Hunter' loses his focus, Son of Havoc rolls on to dramatically tag Ryu. Springboard Corkscrew Splash wows the fans and catches Cuerno by surprise. The energy of "The Dragon'' is infectious, and his combination of swift strikes makes Cuerno way more serious. Ryu has the momentum, but it is cut short by a sneaky kick from Dante Fox, who slaps Cuerno on the back and enters with a perfectly executed Springboard Cutter! Wolf against a dragon? Only in Lucha Underground! Dante is fast and furious, sometimes gracious in his offence, although there's nothing pretty about Dante putting his army boots to use. Fox schools Ryu, but then decides to fly away, hitting Son of Havoc with a picture perfect summersault splash to the outside!!

This jump allows Jimmy Yuta to enter the frame. Yuta has a bit of an edge to him, as he clears the rudo side by a Yakuza Kick! Fox comes back and catches Yuta with a kick to the back of the head, and now the more experienced guys tag in and out to punish Jimmy for being such a hotshot. Successive tags bring us a rather unique Sliced Bread to 450 from TJP and Guevara! Dante requests some more time in the ring to school the rookie, planting him with a Twisting Brainbuster!! Cover, Yuta shows he has the heart and willpower to continue! He gets some burning chops and kicks, and he is clearly identified as the weak link here. Jimmy fights off as hard as he can, knowing that he needs to get someone fresh in.

Chavo is the loudest, requesting a tag, but TJ Perkins denies him, pulling his leg from the apron! Dante also slides out and pulls off Son of Havoc! Guevara chooses to fly over the top rope with a flawless Spaceman Splash! Ryu follows and goes through the ropes like the original King Cuerno!! The believers let the imposter know about it, but he just hits Ryu with a baseball slide. Meanwhile Yuta is crawling to the corner, trying to let Son of Havoc in, but Fox stands in his way... Jimmy blocks the Foxcatcher and floors Dante with a Wheeler Kick! Tag to Havoc!

Son of Havoc jumps in, bits a cartwheel… DENIED BY A SUPERKICK FROM SAMMY!! On the outside, Cuerno drops Ryu on the apron with a Powerbomb and simply walks off, not interested in the match anymore. Chavo throws TJP into Shaul's barstool, while Sammy Guevara picks up dazed Son of Havoc by his beard, shoves a middle finger into his face, and delivers a match-winning Curb Stomp!

Sammy Guevara, TJ Perkins, Dante Fox and King Cuerno defeated Chavo Guerrero, Ryu, Jimmy Yuta and Son of Havoc in 10:38 when Sammy Guevara defeated Son of Havoc by pinfall after a Curb Stomp. (C-)

Guevara films his arm being lifted in the air and says that he is THE BEST EVER! It's not cocky if you back it up, and Guevara certainly did this tonight.

Sammy has a change of heart when he spots the man who made him bleed from his mouth... The White Rabbit is here! Nobody takes the steps, nobody wants to bump into this psycho! The scary man is followed by the anxious Paul London and a maniacally laughing El Bunny. Guevara decides to jump off the ring and save his face. Coward! The White Rabbit steps in and looks over Son of Havoc. Wild lariat knocks him out of the ring. The leader demands a mic!

"Tick Tock... Tick Tock... the time is up. Jake Strong!! The White Rabbit came back to collect!"

Believers are cheering for The White Rabbit! Paul is happy to see that mortals are really on their side! The smile on the heavyweight's face is quite deranged, eyes wide open. He then looks at his watch and at London. Paul assures his boss that the title match is on, just a matter of minutes before Jake Strong shows up! The White Rabbit is quickly losing his patience. Finally, Antonio Cueto comes out to smooth some things over...

"What a guest! White Rabbit, you're so late I thought you would never return! I haven't called Jake Strong for tonight, and the main event spot is already taken. What a shame! You must have had a long road all the way up from the rabbit hole?? Well, just because I don't want your arrival to be a total waste of time, I'll give you some twig to feast on. Luckily, the twig is standing right next to you! And to make it even funnier, I am making El Bunny a special guest referee for this sparring contest!"

Paul London is frozen, as The White Rabbit slowly gets closer to his face. "WE'RE LATE!??" El Bunny puts his head in the arms, as Antonio throws him the tiniest referee shirt ever made. Tollman says it must be some sick joke! Paul pleads for mercy, he was lied to by Cueto, they had a deal! The time might have run out on Paul's clock.

El Bunny is a Special Guest Referee

Paul London vs. The White Rabbit

Rabbit grabs his lackey from behind, quickly dropping him with a high angle Backdrop Suplex! London lands right on top of his head, and El Bunny plays it up with his wincing reaction.

The White Rabbit almost slaps the eyeballs out of Paul's head! Neck crank, it might not take a lot to break London's neck. Straightjacket Suplex, London bounces off the mats like a ping pong ball. Believers chant "otra" asking for more brutality. The customer is always right, another slam! Full nelson is applied, Paul dangles his feet, unable to do anything! El Bunny looks like he will signal for the match to end... Rabbit starts laughing maniacally then snaps out of it, telling only he decides when the time is right! Clearly his followers can't manage time! He yells at El Bunny to get him his gloves!!

"That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!" - dramatically exclaims Excalibur.

White Rabbit puts on a surgical glove and applies the Mandible Claw on the already beaten guy. London shakes in convulsions until the blood comes out of his mouth! El Bunny stops the bout. Mandible Claw or the suplexes before that, The White Rabbit is a very bad man that takes an enjoyment from this type of domination.

In an extremely short match, The White Rabbit defeated Paul London by submission with a Mandible Claw. (D)

He lets his servant go, but before that he tears a good chunk of Paul's hair in his hand!

"That's what dominant rabbits do - they tear the fur from their beta friends to show they are in charge. I also think that Paul needs to worry about his health more, as those suplexes take a toll on your neck!" - shares Striker.

The White Rabbit turns on El Bunny and beats him with his massive feet! Now people are booing the guy, he stepped over the line now. Who will stop this carnage? Tommy Dreamer!

"The Hardcore Icon" rolls into the ring to check on El Bunny, and then gets in the face of the bully. They have a tense staredown, but the winner raises his watch higher and says he's running late. Tommy helps London up and keeps his eyes close on the maniac... Striker and Excalibur acknowledge that The White Rabbit will be a credible challenger for Jake's title, and applaud Tommy Dreamer for stepping up to the big man. Striker then looks at his watch and says that they're also running late, so let's catch the interview with Marty right now!

***

We transition to an MTV-like produced footage. The cameraman knocks on the door and Marty 'The Moth' Martinez immediately answers it!

"Heeey, I'm MARTY "THE MOTH" MARTINEZ, and this... is my CRIB, hahaha! Let me show you around!"

Moth is in high spirits, which is strange, given that his arm is broken. But then again, he's all about being strange. Martinez stops near a giant clock, saying that it is a couple of hundred years old, and it has a bird that comes out at midnight. COOKOO!! He values it very much because he used to stare at it for hours when he was a kid, waiting for his favorite cartoons to air! Marty shows off some tapes with twisted imagery and asks if anybody remembers Happy Tree Friends? GOOD TIMES.

Next Marty shows off his dead insect collection. He has gathered so many bugs that he doesn't know what to do with them now! He used to shake the trees, grab the bugs, inject them with acetone and then set them on fire! 'DIY fireflies are the best!!' The camera shows a couple of butterflies, but Martinez puts the camera back on his face. Those butterflies remind him of a certain someone and nobody is allowed to touch them! Anyway, let's go to the kitchen! Marty turns the lights on, exposing a butt of a blonde woman raiding the empty fridge. It is so empty that a mouse could hang itself there. Not literally, but that wouldn't be surprising. Marty lights up when he sees the woman.

"For those of you who don't know, this is my new girlfriend! We have so much in common, her name is almost like mine - Martina! And her friends called her a 'Session Moth', so she's perfect for me!"

Martina cracks some beers before dropping on a big dusty sofa. She's wearing some mink fur coat, and it doesn't match her leopard pants at all, but it's expensive, so fashion it is then. Marty almost forgot one thing. He has a special photo album, where he puts all his memories! This is him with Brenda at the prom. Here he's waiting for Dario Cueto outside The Temple. Here’s him jumping the rails to streak in front of the believers! Here’s his first meeting with Sexy Star... a whole paragraph dedicated to Melissa Santos. The album gradually gets graphic with images of his battles with Killshot, Fenix, and of course, Pentagon Dark.

"You know, a couple of years ago I had a dream... of making a necklace out of Pentagon's teeth! It would look way cooler than some lame dog tags. But Mariposa... She told me to go for the title instead. Well, sooner or later, I will fulfill my dream and get his teeth!"

Marty's deranged talk about Pentagon Dark is interrupted by the arrival of Mariposa!

She asks who the hell are all these people, and what are they doing in HER house? Mariposa looks at Martina and starts yelling.

"SHE'S HERE AGAIN!?? Marty, how many times should I tell you to keep this broad away from MY house?? I am not kidding, I will kick you out! I will! Actually... why don't we start now?"

Mariposa starts throwing away Marty's things left and right. Some things fly into the window, some into the walls, some are thrown at the door. The cameraman decided to leave before this family feud caught him in the crossfire. Martinez has to be bleeped out, as he is humiliated by Mariposa once again.

***

Backstage Son of Havoc says that tonight's loss is his fault. Chavo Guerrero says of course it was his fault, he never tagged Chavo in! Yuta says they all bear the responsibility, it's how the groups work. He offers Son of Havoc an ice pack after the beating he took, but Dante walked up and knocked it off his hand.

"Rainbow, are you really gonna offer him some ice?? What are you, a nurse? Are you really going to disrespect ME like that? I went through a Hell of War match and didn't ask for no damn ice!"

Dante wants a singles match with any of them! Yuta steps up, he will fight Fox! He wants to earn his place in this locker room - if not, he will change somewhere else. Son of Havoc then says that he will challenge The White Rabbit, since he's not a coward like Sammy Guevara! Bold strategy, let's see if it works out for him. The scene ends with El Dragon Azteca Junior leaving the locker room for his big main event. As he passes by El Jefe's office, King Cuerno steps out. Two men share a tense moment, and you can cut the tension with a knife there. "The Hunter" motions a cutthroat to Azteca, but no fight happens between them.

Marty "The Moth" Martinez comes out first to a

! Some people rock their heads back and forth, that's a killer jam! Marty can’t spread his wings in a sling, but he looks better than Jeremiah Crane. Death Match is not a joke, it really took years out of Jeremiah's career. He gets in Marty's face and says they can't afford to lose tonight! Yes, sir. Marty has destroyed Azteca's plan to cash in the Gift of the Gods title at Ultima Lucha, so he would probably be keen to avenge that loss right now. But to do that, he needs to have a partner with a killer instinct. Mil Muertes, probably?

"...and from Xalapa Veracruz, Mexico... he's a former Lucha Underground champion... PENTAGOOOON DAAARK!!!"

People rise to their feet, and greet the man with no fear! Marty has a sick smile too! Announcer wonder if he's ready to fight, given that he was blinded just three weeks ago. Pentagon strolls out and plays to the crowd. He takes quite a bit of time, as it looks like he has trouble seeing the ringside area. Rudos are talking among themselves about that, while Pentagon ignores Dragon Azteca and his questions. Ring the bell!

Parejas Increíbles

Dragon Azteca Jr. and Pentagon Dark vs. Marty "The Moth" Martinez and Jeremiah Crane

Pentagon insists that he goes first, even though he can barely see his opponents. How did he get cleared? He probably didn't, maybe he was forced back by Antonio Cueto himself. On the other side of the ring, Marty steps up, with his broken arm, what a sight. As they circle around each other, Striker talks about the bloodbath they had back at Ultima Lucha Cuatro. Who knew a moth could have so much blood!

Pentagon moves carefully around the ring, using the ropes and fans to guide him. Will that work though? Marty doesn't think so. Nevertheless, Penta mockingly throws a Cero Miedo gesture, and Marty bites his hand like a rabid dog and hits the ninja-like luchador in the gut. Pentagon avoids the knee lift and arm drags Moth by his good hand across the ring. Woo! Facewash in the corner, Moth doesn't like it, but he can't cover up. You don't have to see well to stomp a mudhole in some sorry son of a b!tch. The glove flies to the fans, shh... SLAP!! Can't miss a wide target like Marty with a good old chop. Pentagon drives Marty’s head into the turnbuckle, and Moth continues to headbutt it himself. He also uses his position to tamper with a corner pad, and while the distracted referee tries to fix it, Moth hits Penta low, and drags him by the jaw to the corner where Jeremiah is waiting! Moth wants Jeremiah to kick Pentagon’s teeth out!

"A regular tag team match certainly favors the American style fighter like Marty and Jeremiah more, you agree, Excalibur?"

He does and adds that if there anyone who can compete with Marty in nastiness, it's Jeremiah! He knows all about that angry young man. Jeremiah takes full advantage of Penta's condition, stomping the snot out of him. He also gets a near fall after a Saito Suplex, and another one after an Elbow to Remember Pentagon had no chance of seeing. Dragon Azteca has seen enough, so he tags himself in, leaping off with a high fly arm drag that sends Crane out of the ring! Azteca dropkicks Marty in the mug too and flies out of the ring with a great looking dive to take them both down! Penta can only swear Azteca off for stepping in... and soccer kick Crane in the chin. He then pushes Azteca around, almost coming to blows with his own tag team partner.

"Jeremiah's spit goes flying! A sloppy start from the former Trios champion. Hey, wait, Martina is out again!" - mentions Matt.

The camera catches drunk Martina. She’s planning to enjoy this match, and shoves some poor guy out of his front row seat. No manners at all! She starts heckling Pentagon and cheering for Marty. Meanwhile, Azteca throws Marty in, and Penta slowly climbs the turnbuckle. He doesn't see a pissed off Crane, who stalls Penta's attack. Marty leaps up and headbutts his rival a couple of times, then puts his head under the fearless luchador, and dumps him on the mats with no hands! The ref pulls Moth away and tells Azteca and Crane to come back - they are the legal men.

Bicycle Kick to Azteca! Crane gets in only to fire himself with a Cannonball over the top rope! Jeremiah can dish out and take a lot of damage, so high-risk maneuvers are nothing new to him. Dragon is thrown back and covered in the ring for two. Close, but no cigar! Azteca gets out of the headlock by driving Crane's back into the corner, hits an Enzughiri and adds a Tornado DDT to spike Crane's head... Triangle Dropkick wipes out Marty again to make sure he doesn't interfere! Azteca tries to pay homage to Rey Mysterio with a Spaceman Splash, but Crane puts up his knees to block it. OOF! Death Valley Driver into the corner!! Jeremiah boots Azteca, almost knocking him out in the corner. Cover, but Penta punt kicks the snake, drags Azteca to the corner and tags himself in! Smart! Pentagon screams "CERO MIEDO!", and fighters exchange forearm strikes like there's no tomorrow. Superkick makes Crane dizzy, but he rebounds off the second rope with a Pendulum Lariat! Martina loves it.

Now Crane rakes the eyes of Pentagon, getting lots of boos. "THUMBS UP, THUMBS DOWN!" he screams and lands a Pendulum Splash. Dragon Azteca wants to jump in to save his stubborn partner, so Crane mocks him and puts Penta in a headlock... Headlock Driver avoided, LUNGBLOWER! Marty and Azteca badly want their tags, and they both get it after a dramatic crawl from both fighters. Huge Bicycle Kick stops the flying Dragon Azteca! Cover, one, two, thr... kick out!

Marty and his superfan can't believe it. Moth throws his one good hand at Azteca's face repeatedly. He's warned about it, and seems to listen... only to boot Dragon in the face, kick Pentagon off his corner and fly away with a Superman Plancha!! While one of his wings might be shot up, his mind and body are free and unrestrained. Jeremiah decides to follow suit and he also propels himself with a rapid Suicide Dive! All four men are on the floor, people love it!

That's when Hexagon Dark decides to appear in the smoky corridor, looking on at Pentagon. Pentagon 'bites the bait' and chases the elusive figure, leaving Azteca all alone.

Marty picks him up for a TKO, but because he couldn't hold the tecnico tight, he slipped out and hit a massive Satellite DDT! Cover, Jeremiah punts El Dragon Azteca Jr HARD! He then picks Azteca for a Cranium Contusion and waits for Marty to leaps from the second rope with an assist!! Azteca lands right on his head and Martinez pins him. Martina starts chugging the beer.

In a match that had good wrestling and good heat from the crowd, Jeremiah Crane and Marty "The Moth" Martinez defeated El Dragon Azteca Jr. and Pentagon Dark in 13:47, when Marty pinned El Dragon Azteca Jr. after an assisted Cranium Contusion. (C)

Even though Marty got the win, he does not look too happy. He wanted to beat up Pentagon, not Dragon Azteca Jr! Martinez grabs a microphone and says that Pentagon ran away because he's scared of the BIG BAD MOTH, but sooner or later, they will meet again, and Pentagon won't be able to escape! El Dragon Azteca Junior couldn't get his revenge on the man that took his ticket to the main event of Ultima Lucha Cuatro, but the night is not over for him. Antonio Cueto steps out from his cabinet...

"I'm very disappointed. I was promised a protege of the great Rey Mysterio, but all I see is a little green train that couldn’t! Your teachers would be so disappointed in you. El Dragon Azteca probably looks at you from above, shaking his head right now. What a weakling! I banned your from challenging for the titles of my Temple, but you clearly don't even deserve to be here, just like Pentagon... so let's make the next week special and intriguing! Let's make you two fight each other once again for a unique opportunity, something that will give you true Aztec power! El Dragon Azteca, it will be a 'Win or Go Home' contest, and more importantly it will be... A LADDDDDEEEEERRRRR MAAAAAAATCH!!"

Hell yeah! People love ladders, but they are not ready to lose one of their favorites so early. El Dragon Azteca is anxious, but he won’t beg Antonio to change anything. Matt points out that karma may catch up with Pentagon for sending Prince Puma out of the Temple, or perhaps Dragon Azteca would be banished from The Temple just like his good friend Drago was, more than five years ago. A real Lucha Underground historian he is! On that note, Excalibur and Striker wish us a good night, but we're not leaving yet because Pentagon is looking for Hexagon backstage. VEN AQUI! He doesn't leave any stone unturned and loudly cusses in frustration.

Eventually he walks into a dead end, and the man he was looking for appears behind his back, and not alone. Penta realizes that he's cornered and slowly turns his back... only to get tackled by Black Taurus!

The fearless luchador is gasping for air when Vampiro's voice echoes in the distance.

"Pentagon... your power is nothing more than an illusion. Your path of destruction would not be possible without the blessing of the Gods. They took a liking to you because of your sacrifices, but when you overstepped your boundaries, one of them broke your back. Without Gods, you're just a weak man destined to lose for the end of days. Remember who you were before you met ME, and remember that WE are always one step ahead... Think about what you should do to regain your powers. You have a week to decide your fate. Don't disappoint me again!"

Taya Valkyrie hits Pentagon with a heel to the face, knocking him out. The Trios champions walk off, as Black Lotus is silently watching them from the distance.

Final Rating: 57/100 (C-)

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