The Nickman Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 I’m really looking forward to seeing where you go with this one… great build-up so far. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crunch Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Just wanted to say that I know basically nothing about the WWF and this has been fascinating reading. I normally skip RW diaries because I lack the context, but this one may hook me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonny912 Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 1 hour ago, Doctor Crunch said: Just wanted to say that I know basically nothing about the WWF and this has been fascinating reading. I normally skip RW diaries because I lack the context, but this one may hook me. How are you a wrestling fan and not know about the wwf? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crunch Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 (edited) 1 hour ago, sonny912 said: How are you a wrestling fan and not know about the wwf? I'm not actually a wrestling fan strangely enough. I came to TEW through a love of narrative simulations and someone suggested it as being similar to The Movies in terms of narrative feedback loops. The wrestling is sort of secondary for me? I'm the right age to have had the Sgt. Slaughter GI Joe and have watched Suburban Commando, but that's about the sum of my pre-TEW wrestling engagement. Oh edit to add: I did grow up across the river from the Sportatorium and see the Van Erichs a couple of times, but I was really young. Edited August 25 by Doctor Crunch 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaustein Posted August 25 Author Share Posted August 25 11 hours ago, Doctor Crunch said: Just wanted to say that I know basically nothing about the WWF and this has been fascinating reading. I normally skip RW diaries because I lack the context, but this one may hook me. Thank you! That’s definitely the intent of the Diary Bible, I don’t want there to be any barrier to entry if someone isn’t familiar with the period or even with wrestling itself. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran_Lives Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 10 hours ago, Doctor Crunch said: I'm not actually a wrestling fan strangely enough. I came to TEW through a love of narrative simulations and someone suggested it as being similar to The Movies in terms of narrative feedback loops. The wrestling is sort of secondary for me? I'm the right age to have had the Sgt. Slaughter GI Joe and have watched Suburban Commando, but that's about the sum of my pre-TEW wrestling engagement. Oh edit to add: I did grow up across the river from the Sportatorium and see the Van Erichs a couple of times, but I was really young. I love this. I'd be keen to read your stuff to see how you apply that outsider view to a pro wrestling context. I'm a lifelong fan, but I've actually found myself more inspired by movies and TV shows while coming up with ideas for my diary, albeit ones that are currently in the pipeline. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenixnitro Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 Love how many underutilized diamonds in the rough there are for this time period. Rooting for Flash Funk hard! I think one of my favorite things with the Diary Bible is that now I’m so invested with all this context and even more excited for the pick-‘ems to start with the rewards you have set in place. Can’t stop saying enough nice things about your work thus far! Can’t wait for Raw! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaustein Posted August 25 Author Share Posted August 25 No WWF superstar is an island unto himself, and this entry covers the men and women who accompany their charges to the ring, sharing in their success and defeats alike. (Hello to anyone else watching All In right now!) IX: Managers & Personalities of the WWF THE GOLDEN-HAIRED FOX Sunny 24yrs old, 5ft 4in, 118lbs - Asbury Park, NJ “I know you want me,” goes Sunny’s peppy theme song - and it’s that confidence, sharp wit and willingness to flaunt her assets that have made the Golden-Haired Fox a fixture on WWF programming since 1995. No braindead beauty by any means, this this self-assured diva has racked up plenty of accolades despite not being a trained wrestler - in 1996, the so-called “Manager of Champions” she led three separate tag teams to WWF World Tag Team Championship success, her bikini issue of RAW magazine broke sales records, and she was even recognised by AOL as the “Most Downloaded Woman of 1996”. The devious and flirtatious Sunny may not have any studs in her stable at present, but as one of the hosts of new live and uncensored telecast Shotgun Saturday Night, she promises to be the center of attention in 1997 just like always. GOOD OL’ COUNTRY BOY Hillbilly Jim 44yrs old, 6ft 7in, 320lbs - Mud Lick, KY What is it that always has this jovial giant from Mud Lick, Kentucky in such a good mood? Maybe it’s his lucky horseshoe chain necklace, or his assured legacy as a featured performer during the WWF’s 80s boom period, tagging alongside the likes of Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant. Or perhaps it’s just the smiles and clapping from arenas across America whenever the first strains of Jim’s catchy barn-dance “Don’t Go Messin’ With A Country Boy” start playing. This hayseed’s in-ring career may have wound down, but he now passes his wisdom and experience on to his cousins the Godwinns, who he led to a WWF World Tag Team title reign in 1996. THE DIRECTOR Marlena 30yrs old, 5ft 0in, 100lbs - Hollywood, CA Move over, Hitchcock, Scorsese and Spielberg - the brains behind Shattered Dreams Productions is in the director’s chair. This glamorous starlet is the very picture of calm composure as she nonchalantly lounges at ringside during Goldust’s matches, directing his next outrageous move or waiting for the perfect moment to make a cameo by distracting the Bizarre One’s opponents with her alluring figure, a puff of cigar smoke or a literal shower of glittering gold-dust from her purse. While sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Marlena’s sexually-charged antics have now attracted the unwanted attentions of Intercontinental Champion HHH, casting Goldust in the role of furious lover fighting for his woman. THE COACH Jose Lothario 63yrs old, 5ft 10in, 227lbs - San Antonio, TX A well-traveled veteran of the territory days, the legendary Jose Lothario would ply his trade across America in gritty brawls and brass-knuckle contests, the trained boxer gaining the nickname “Super Sock” thanks to his walloping punches. In the twilight of his career in the mid 80s, Lothario took a chance on an upstart cocky teenager from San Antonio, Texas - now known worldwide as the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. The Showstopper renewed his relationship with his mentor in 1996, as Lothario’s coaching and guidance helped Michaels finally achieve his boyhood dream of winning the WWF World Heavyweight Championship. He also held his own in a return to the ring against Jim Cornette at In Your House: Mind Games. Yet some have called Jose a liability - it was a savage assault from Sycho Sid that distracted HBK long enough to lose his title. Can Lothario and Michaels prove the doubters wrong by winning the World title once more in front of a hometown audience at Royal Rumble 1997? THE WILDCAT Sable 29yrs old, 5ft 8in, 121lbs - Jacksonville, FL A bonafide sex symbol, Sable rose to prominence as a model for brands including Coca Cola, Guess? and L’Oreal. As she started to mix in high society, the blonde bombshell soon met the well-heeled Hunter Hearst Helmsley and accompanied the Greenwich Blueblood to the ring as his escort at Wrestlemania XII. After HHH was squashed by a returning Ultimate Warrior, the fiery Sable would prove herself no mere arm candy when she refused to take abuse from sore loser Helmsley. As things got physical, the debuting “Wildman” Marc Mero would come to her aid, and the pair would form a highly-successful Intercontinental title-winning combination. As 1997 dawns, Sable’s unique combination of striking beauty and quiet confidence is forging a clear connection with the fans - one even greater perhaps than her beau Mero. THE MORTICIAN Paul Bearer 42yrs old, 5ft 4in, 280lbs - Mobile, AL “Oh yeeeees!” The eerie and enigmatic long-time manager of the Undertaker first haunted WWF rings in 1996. With a ghastly-pale complexion, wailing high-pitched voice and ever-present urn, Paul Bearer is every bit as unforgettable as the Phenom himself. The portly mortician served as spokesman, counsel and perhaps even friend to the Undertaker for almost six years, until a shocking betrayal at Summerslam 1996, when he assaulted the Dead Man with his urn and aligned with the twisted Mankind. His mask has now slipped and the once-beloved Bearer has been revealed as a malevolent manipulator obsessed with owning the WWF World Heavyweight Championship with all the power and influence it brings. Hitching his wagon to Mankind, the masked menace almost defeated Shawn Michaels at his first attempt at In Your House: Mind Games, but a returning Undertaker had other plans, popping out of a casket to cost Mankind the match. Bearer’s feud with the Undertaker continued throughout 1996 as he brought in hired gun Executioner, and it’s clear their blood-feud is far from finished. THE LOUISVILLE LIP Jim Cornette 34yrs old, 6ft 0in, 231lbs - Louisville, KY James E. Cornette is never at a loss for words. Whether barking advice at his clients from ringside, running down his foes with a sharp tongue and screeching voice, or adding color commentary to WWF programming, Cornette can always be counted on to cause a racket - be that verbal or his trademark tennis racket. Perhaps it was a desire for fame and attention that brought the Louisville Lip into the wrestling business, but it was his nefarious mind and eye for talent that kept him there - Cornette managed his men to title glory on countless occasions before joining the WWF in 1993 as personal advisor to WWF World Heavyweight Champion Yokozuna. In the intervening years, Cornette has become a true kingmaker and powerbroker through the formation of Camp Cornette, guiding his men Yokozuna, Owen Hart, the British Bulldog and Mantaur to gold (3 out of 4 ain’t bad). With the arrival of Vader in 1996, Camp Cornette seemed to be on track to finally regain the WWF World Heavyweight Championship - but instead egos clashed, leading to Vader putting Yokozuna out of action and WWF World Tag Team Champions Owen and Bulldog being lured over to Clarence Mason’s side. With only Vader in his camp entering 1997, Cornette is looking to prove his best days as a manager aren’t behind him. THE SULTAN’S HANDLERS Mr. Bob Backlund & The Iron Sheik Backlund: 47yrs old, 6ft 1in, 240lbs - Princeton, MN Sheik: 53yrs old, 6ft 0in, 258lbs - Tehran, Iran On December 26th 1983, the almost six year long reign of Bob Backlund was ended by the Iron Sheik, causing outrage from the fans in attendance. In a simpler era of wrestling, it was hard to imagine two characters more unlike than all-American good guy Backlund and scheming mustachioed menace Sheik. Yet thirteen years later, these diametrically-opposed forces are now aligned by disdain and a common belief that wrestling’s traditional values have been eroded by modern sensibilities - sex, violence and loose moral values. Both men believe the answer to this modern moral malady is the Sultan - a vicious throwback from another era, focused only on inflicting pain and winning matches. They have each taken a personal hand in the masked man’s training, with the volatile and eccentric Backlund focusing on controlling the Sultan’s more aggressive instincts and Sheik handing down his signature Camel Clutch, teaching the Sultan how to apply the technique to maximum effect. Will the efforts of both legends be vindicated with championship gold in 1997? THE ATTORNEY Clarence Mason 31yrs old, 5ft 7in, 161lbs - Sioux City, IA Ladies and gentleman of the jury, let’s suppose that the courtroom and the wrestling ring aren’t so different after all. Exhibit A: meticulous strategy, a compelling personality and a flair for the dramatic are needed for success in both. Exhibit B: 1995’s O.J. Simpson trial generated so much media controversy that there were serious talks at bringing O.J. in to face Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania XII. Exhibit C? Clarence Mason. No matter how tough the case, this smarmy legal virtuoso will represent anyone if the money is right, using his cunning and knowledge to read the small-print, exploit loopholes and achieve victory in the ring or through appeal to WWF President Gorilla Monsoon. From Sioux City to Sue City, Mason first served as Jim Cornette’s legal counsel before swindling WWF World Tag Team Champions Owen Hart & British Bulldog away from him. Mason’s client list grew after helping secure parole for the imprisoned Crush, and he now serves as the legal lynchpin for the Nation of Domination. The prosecution rests its case. THE KING OF ROCK & WRESTLING Honky Tonk Man 43yrs old, 6ft 1in, 247lbs - Memphis, TN He’s got long sideburns and his hair slicked back, and he’s coming to your town in a pink cadillac - the cool, cocky and bad Honky Tonk Man has had WWF fans “All Shook Up” since 1986. Immaculately coiffed and festooned with sequined jumpsuits and “Blue Suede Shoes”, Honky may be conceited but fans “Can’t Help Falling in Love” with his antics. For those in the mood for “A Little Less Conversation” and a little more action, Honky has a record-breaking 454 day Intercontinental title reign to his credit. Re-emerging in the WWF two weeks ago in an ongoing quest to find a protégé, “Suspicious Minds” might view Honky’s motives more about securing his legacy than helping a young prospect out. As 1997 dawns, it’s “Now or Never” for Honky - will it be “Love Me Tender” or “Are You Lonesome Tonight?” 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaustein Posted August 26 Author Share Posted August 26 (edited) The final entry of the Diary Bible covers the WWF’s key personnel, from its President and on-air Broadcast team to the unsung heroes of the backstage area. X: Broadcast Team & Personnel of the WWF WWF PRESIDENT Gorilla Monsoon 59yrs old, 6ft 7in, 401lbs - Willingboro, NJ “The irresistible force meeting the immovable object!” A proud member of WWF’s Hall of Fame, Gorilla Monsoon has done it all. During a storied in-ring career, the vicious “Manchurian Giant” tangled with everyone from Bruno Sammartino to Muhammad Ali himself. After hanging up his boots, Gorilla became just as well known for the WWF’s top play-by-play man during the 80s Golden Era, with a never-ending list of Gorilla-isms and untouchable chemistry with Jesse Ventura Bobby Heenan. The respected Monsoon received a promotion to the position of WWF President in the Summer of 1995, succeeding long-running authority figure Jack Tunney. As the final arbitrator of disputes and match outcomes, Gorilla has been tough but fair - but WWF superstars haven’t always agreed. In January 1996, Vader savagely attacked Gorilla with a crushing Vader Bomb, taking him out of commission for over three months - and of late, Gorilla has butted heads with the disrespectful rebel Stone Cold Steve Austin. In an increasingly volatile WWF locker room, can Gorilla maintain a sense of order in 1997? THE VOICE OF THE WWF Vince McMahon 51yrs old, 6ft 2in, 248lbs - Greenwich, CT “What a maneuver!” Vince McMahon’s commentary can best be described as an acquired taste - full of corny and over-the-top turns of phrases and utterly ignorant of modern trends, yet full of infectious amazement and with an unparalleled ability to promote the WWF’s superstars. For good or bad, his voice has become synonymous with the WWF, from his iconic “Welcome to Wrestlemania” call to his ever-premature “1, 2… he got him! No, he didn’t!” The most hardcore fans know that Vince is more than a mere commentator however - a fact that a spiteful Jim Ross exposed on Raw in September 1996 when he outed the mild-mannered broadcaster as Chairman of the WWF, a position that technically outranks that of WWF President Gorilla Monsoon. Will this revelation have any consequences in 1997? Jerry THE KING Lawler 47yrs old, 6ft 0in, 243lbs - Memphis, TN It’s good to be the King - just ask Jerry Lawler. A legend of the 70s and 80s, the King ruled over not just his hometown of Memphis with a diving fist drop and crushing piledriver, winning countless championships in the process. In 1982, he tangled with comedian Andy Kaufman in a groundbreaking multimedia feud that predated the controversial antics of ECW and Brian Pillman by over ten years. Lawler expanded his kingdom when he came to the WWF in 1992, trading in his reputation as a proud fan favorite for that of a caustic critic - the King would leave no envelope unpushed as he ran down his opponents from the commentary booth before stepping into the ring and pulling out a win from his proverbial bag of tricks. As 1997 dawns, Lawler has recently drawn the ire of Goldust after expressing unprintable remarks when commenting on the Bizarre One’s feud with Intercontinental Champion Hunter Hearst Helmsley. GOOD OL’ J.R. Jim Ross 44yrs old, 5ft 9in, 258lbs - Norman, OK With a distinguished career spanning three decades, Jim Ross has been everything from referee and broadcaster to backstage fixer. The black-hatted Oklahoman’s signature drawl and ability to heighten the drama and excitement of any main event match-up means that he rivals only Vince McMahon as the one fans see as “Voice of the WWF”. It was perhaps this resentment that caused Ross to begin lashing out in Summer 1996, upset at being sidelined from the Raw broadcast team and taking bitter potshots at Vince. This culminated with J.R. supposedly bringing Diesel and Razor Ramon back to WWF rings, though with his inclusion in a three-man Raw booth alongside McMahon and Lawler, Ross’ grievances seem to have finally been answered. HANDSOME Dok Hendrix 37yrs old, 6ft 1in, 255lbs - Atlanta, GA This flamboyant broadcaster has been everywhere since joining the WWF in 1995 - providing color commentary on various WWF telecasts, interviewing top stars including holding the mic for the iconic Austin 3:16 promo at King of the Ring 1996, and shilling merchandise and upcoming live events on interstitial segments. His vibrant outfits and exuberant delivery seem to be on par with much of the WWF roster - and indeed on a controversial October 1996 edition of call-in show Livewire, WWF Magazine editor Vic Venom claimed that Hendrix was actually legendary ring great Michael “P.S.” Hayes, a fact that the suddenly-furious Dok stringently denied. Expect to see this eccentric utility player all over WWF programming going into 1997. THE TODDSTER Todd Pettengill 28yrs old, 6ft 0in, 174lbs - Hagaman, NY Whether you can him the Toddster, the Toddfather or Todd the Bod - this ever-upbeat host and hype-man of various WWF shows is also one of its most divisive on-air figures. Some fans find the lighthearted patter and youthful charm of Pettengill to be a breath of fresh air, making the likes of call-in show Livewire and Free For All PPV pre-shows worth tuning into. Others find his corny comedy to be cringe-inducing and an active impediment to watching these programs. If the WWF is embarking on a more adult and gritty direction, there may not be a place for the ebullient Toddster. THE FINK Howard Finkel 46yrs old, 5ft 8in, 167lbs - New York City, NY One of the most recognised and beloved voices in WWF history, Howard Finkel became Titan Sports’ first ever employee in 1977 and has served as its premier ring announcer in the two decades since. The Fink’s booming voice and meticulous diction always give main event matches a layer of added gravitas, making him just as crucial a part of the WWF’s presentation as any other member of the broadcast team. In 1997, wrestling fans can expect to have at least one collective out of body experience when they hear the Fink hit the high notes with his iconic call of: “And NEWWWW World Wrestling Federation Champion!" WWF REFEREES Earl Hebner, Dave Hebner, Tim White, Billy Silverman, Jimmy Korderas, Mike Chioda, Jack Doan & Shane Stevens Earl: 47yrs old, 5ft 7in, 161lbs - Richmond, VA Dave: 47yrs old, 5ft 7in, 187lbs - Richmond, VA White: 42yrs old, 6ft 0in, 241lbs - Cumberland, RI Silverman: 34yrs old, 6ft 0in, 180lbs - Auburne, ME Korderas: 34yrs old, 5ft 11in, 209lbs - East York, ON Chioda: 32yrs old, 6ft 0in, 175lbs - Willingboro, NJ Doan: 24yrs old, 5ft 7in, 165lbs - Richmond, VA Stevens: 26yrs old, 6ft 2in, 230lbs - Greenwich, CT The often-overlooked third man in every match is a WWF official - after all, without a referee, a match could never even begin, much less end. Referees count pinfalls, check for submissions and call for disqualifications when things get out of hand, but truly great referees have a sixth-sense for noticing meddling managers and finding stowed foreign objects before they have the scope to interfere with the match. The WWF’s head referee is Earl Hebner, who came to prominence in 1988 when he was involved in a controversial double-cross involving the WWF World Heavyweight Championship, but has since gained the locker room’s trust and respect, meaning the chances of similar shenanigans occurring in future are almost impossible. WWF ROAD AGENTS Pat Patterson, Gerald Brisco, Dr. Tom Prichard, Tony Garea & Brother Love Patterson: 55yrs old, 6ft 1in, 237lbs - Montreal, QC Brisco: 46yrs old, 6ft 2in, 209lbs - Blackwell, OK Prichard: 37yrs old, 5ft 10in, 230lbs - Houston, TX Garea: 50yrs old, 6ft 1in, 245lbs - Auckland, New Zealand Love: 35yrs old, 6ft 0in, 249lbs - El Paso, TX This troupe of trusted hands help keep the show on the road - whether it’s smoothing backstage tensions in a volatile locker room or facilitating the running order of each telecast, the WWF road agents serve an underappreciated but utterly vital role. Heading the team is senior road agent Pat Patterson, the first ever WWF Intercontinental Champion and a respected backstage presence. Gerald Brisco heads the WWF’s scouting efforts, semi-retired Dr. Tom Prichard trains young stars, Tony Garea manages travel and logistics, and the most sunburnt man alive Brother Love fills a versatile range of roles including backstage liaison with the front office. A successful road agent never seeks out the limelight, but these veterans may still end up on WWF programming if there’s a crisis to manage or fight to break up. WWF PERSONNEL Linda McMahon & Vic Venom Linda: 48yrs old, 5ft 7in, 145lbs - Greenwich, CT Venom: 35yrs old, 6ft 2in, 220lbs - Long Island, NY The WWF maintains an extensive front office operation in their international headquarters of Titan Towers in Hartford, Connecticut. These staff manage the business end of the WWF’s operations, handling finance, merchandise, marketing, production and talent relations, and though their jobs are important, it’s unlikely even a hardcore fan could name any of them. Two notable exceptions to the rule are Linda McMahon, the CEO of the WWF and wife of Vince McMahon, and Vic Venom, the firebrand editor of the WWF’s magazine division and controversial contributor to call-in show Livewire. It’s said that Venom, a disciple of the Crash TV sensation sweeping America, has even started to have an input on the on-screen product including the debuting Shotgun Saturday Night telecast. Ten entries and 16,000 words later, you now know absolutely everything about the state of the WWF as of January 1st 1997! Pick 'Ems for the first week of shows will begin tomorrow! Edited August 26 by blaustein 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonny912 Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 So is that it? You ready to start booking actual shows? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlovski Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 I think that Shane Stevens fella could make some waves! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaustein Posted August 26 Author Share Posted August 26 7 minutes ago, sonny912 said: So is that it? You ready to start booking actual shows? Indeed! Pick ‘ems are tomorrow, the first edition of Shotgun Saturday Night and Sunday Morning Superstars will be Saturday, then the first edition of Monday Night Raw will be Monday. And so on, every week until the heat death of the universe or I lose interest, whichever happens first. 1 minute ago, arlovski said: I think that Shane Stevens fella could make some waves! “Here arrives the currency, it’s Shane O-Steve!” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha2117 Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 2 hours ago, blaustein said: Indeed! Pick ‘ems are tomorrow, the first edition of Shotgun Saturday Night and Sunday Morning Superstars will be Saturday, then the first edition of Monday Night Raw will be Monday. And so on, every week until the heat death of the universe or I lose interest, whichever happens first. “Here arrives the currency, it’s Shane O-Steve!” That Venom guy is full of ideas ... one or two of them are even good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha2117 Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 17 hours ago, blaustein said: No WWF superstar is an island unto himself, and this entry covers the men and women who accompany their charges to the ring, sharing in their success and defeats alike. (Hello to anyone else watching All In right now!) IX: Managers & Personalities of the WWF THE GOLDEN-HAIRED FOX Sunny 24yrs old, 5ft 4in, 118lbs - Asbury Park, NJ “I know you want me,” goes Sunny’s peppy theme song - and it’s that confidence, sharp wit and willingness to flaunt her assets that have made the Golden-Haired Fox a fixture on WWF programming since 1995. No braindead beauty by any means, this this self-assured diva has racked up plenty of accolades despite not being a trained wrestler - in 1996, the so-called “Manager of Champions” she led three separate tag teams to WWF World Tag Team Championship success, her bikini issue of RAW magazine broke sales records, and she was even recognised by AOL as the “Most Downloaded Woman of 1996”. The devious and flirtatious Sunny may not have any studs in her stable at present, but as one of the hosts of new live and uncensored telecast Shotgun Saturday Night, she promises to be the center of attention in 1997 just like always. GOOD OL’ COUNTRY BOY Hillbilly Jim 44yrs old, 6ft 7in, 320lbs - Mud Lick, KY What is it that always has this jovial giant from Mud Lick, Kentucky in such a good mood? Maybe it’s his lucky horseshoe chain necklace, or his assured legacy as a featured performer during the WWF’s 80s boom period, tagging alongside the likes of Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant. Or perhaps it’s just the smiles and clapping from arenas across America whenever the first strains of Jim’s catchy barn-dance “Don’t Go Messin’ With A Country Boy” start playing. This hayseed’s in-ring career may have wound down, but he now passes his wisdom and experience on to his cousins the Godwinns, who he led to a WWF World Tag Team title reign in 1996. THE DIRECTOR Marlena 30yrs old, 5ft 0in, 100lbs - Hollywood, CA Move over, Hitchcock, Scorsese and Spielberg - the brains behind Shattered Dreams Productions is in the director’s chair. This glamorous starlet is the very picture of calm composure as she nonchalantly lounges at ringside during Goldust’s matches, directing his next outrageous move or waiting for the perfect moment to make a cameo by distracting the Bizarre One’s opponents with her alluring figure, a puff of cigar smoke or a literal shower of glittering gold-dust from her purse. While sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Marlena’s sexually-charged antics have now attracted the unwanted attentions of Intercontinental Champion HHH, casting Goldust in the role of furious lover fighting for his woman. THE COACH Jose Lothario 63yrs old, 5ft 10in, 227lbs - San Antonio, TX A well-traveled veteran of the territory days, the legendary Jose Lothario would ply his trade across America in gritty brawls and brass-knuckle contests, the trained boxer gaining the nickname “Super Sock” thanks to his walloping punches. In the twilight of his career in the mid 80s, Lothario took a chance on an upstart cocky teenager from San Antonio, Texas - now known worldwide as the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. The Showstopper renewed his relationship with his mentor in 1996, as Lothario’s coaching and guidance helped Michaels finally achieve his boyhood dream of winning the WWF World Heavyweight Championship. He also held his own in a return to the ring against Jim Cornette at In Your House: Mind Games. Yet some have called Jose a liability - it was a savage assault from Sycho Sid that distracted HBK long enough to lose his title. Can Lothario and Michaels prove the doubters wrong by winning the World title once more in front of a hometown audience at Royal Rumble 1997? THE WILDCAT Sable 29yrs old, 5ft 8in, 121lbs - Jacksonville, FL A bonafide sex symbol, Sable rose to prominence as a model for brands including Coca Cola, Guess? and L’Oreal. As she started to mix in high society, the blonde bombshell soon met the well-heeled Hunter Hearst Helmsley and accompanied the Greenwich Blueblood to the ring as his escort at Wrestlemania XII. After HHH was squashed by a returning Ultimate Warrior, the fiery Sable would prove herself no mere arm candy when she refused to take abuse from sore loser Helmsley. As things got physical, the debuting “Wildman” Marc Mero would come to her aid, and the pair would form a highly-successful Intercontinental title-winning combination. As 1997 dawns, Sable’s unique combination of striking beauty and quiet confidence is forging a clear connection with the fans - one even greater perhaps than her beau Mero. THE MORTICIAN Paul Bearer 42yrs old, 5ft 4in, 280lbs - Mobile, AL “Oh yeeeees!” The eerie and enigmatic long-time manager of the Undertaker first haunted WWF rings in 1996. With a ghastly-pale complexion, wailing high-pitched voice and ever-present urn, Paul Bearer is every bit as unforgettable as the Phenom himself. The portly mortician served as spokesman, counsel and perhaps even friend to the Undertaker for almost six years, until a shocking betrayal at Summerslam 1996, when he assaulted the Dead Man with his urn and aligned with the twisted Mankind. His mask has now slipped and the once-beloved Bearer has been revealed as a malevolent manipulator obsessed with owning the WWF World Heavyweight Championship with all the power and influence it brings. Hitching his wagon to Mankind, the masked menace almost defeated Shawn Michaels at his first attempt at In Your House: Mind Games, but a returning Undertaker had other plans, popping out of a casket to cost Mankind the match. Bearer’s feud with the Undertaker continued throughout 1996 as he brought in hired gun Executioner, and it’s clear their blood-feud is far from finished. THE LOUISVILLE LIP Jim Cornette 34yrs old, 6ft 0in, 231lbs - Louisville, KY James E. Cornette is never at a loss for words. Whether barking advice at his clients from ringside, running down his foes with a sharp tongue and screeching voice, or adding color commentary to WWF programming, Cornette can always be counted on to cause a racket - be that verbal or his trademark tennis racket. Perhaps it was a desire for fame and attention that brought the Louisville Lip into the wrestling business, but it was his nefarious mind and eye for talent that kept him there - Cornette managed his men to title glory on countless occasions before joining the WWF in 1993 as personal advisor to WWF World Heavyweight Champion Yokozuna. In the intervening years, Cornette has become a true kingmaker and powerbroker through the formation of Camp Cornette, guiding his men Yokozuna, Owen Hart, the British Bulldog and Mantaur to gold (3 out of 4 ain’t bad). With the arrival of Vader in 1996, Camp Cornette seemed to be on track to finally regain the WWF World Heavyweight Championship - but instead egos clashed, leading to Vader putting Yokozuna out of action and WWF World Tag Team Champions Owen and Bulldog being lured over to Clarence Mason’s side. With only Vader in his camp entering 1997, Cornette is looking to prove his best days as a manager aren’t behind him. THE SULTAN’S HANDLERS Mr. Bob Backlund & The Iron Sheik Backlund: 47yrs old, 6ft 1in, 240lbs - Princeton, MN Sheik: 53yrs old, 6ft 0in, 258lbs - Tehran, Iran On December 26th 1983, the almost six year long reign of Bob Backlund was ended by the Iron Sheik, causing outrage from the fans in attendance. In a simpler era of wrestling, it was hard to imagine two characters more unlike than all-American good guy Backlund and scheming mustachioed menace Sheik. Yet thirteen years later, these diametrically-opposed forces are now aligned by disdain and a common belief that wrestling’s traditional values have been eroded by modern sensibilities - sex, violence and loose moral values. Both men believe the answer to this modern moral malady is the Sultan - a vicious throwback from another era, focused only on inflicting pain and winning matches. They have each taken a personal hand in the masked man’s training, with the volatile and eccentric Backlund focusing on controlling the Sultan’s more aggressive instincts and Sheik handing down his signature Camel Clutch, teaching the Sultan how to apply the technique to maximum effect. Will the efforts of both legends be vindicated with championship gold in 1997? THE ATTORNEY Clarence Mason 31yrs old, 5ft 7in, 161lbs - Sioux City, IA Ladies and gentleman of the jury, let’s suppose that the courtroom and the wrestling ring aren’t so different after all. Exhibit A: meticulous strategy, a compelling personality and a flair for the dramatic are needed for success in both. Exhibit B: 1995’s O.J. Simpson trial generated so much media controversy that there were serious talks at bringing O.J. in to face Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania XII. Exhibit C? Clarence Mason. No matter how tough the case, this smarmy legal virtuoso will represent anyone if the money is right, using his cunning and knowledge to read the small-print, exploit loopholes and achieve victory in the ring or through appeal to WWF President Gorilla Monsoon. From Sioux City to Sue City, Mason first served as Jim Cornette’s legal counsel before swindling WWF World Tag Team Champions Owen Hart & British Bulldog away from him. Mason’s client list grew after helping secure parole for the imprisoned Crush, and he now serves as the legal lynchpin for the Nation of Domination. The prosecution rests its case. THE KING OF ROCK & WRESTLING Honky Tonk Man 43yrs old, 6ft 1in, 247lbs - Memphis, TN He’s got long sideburns and his hair slicked back, and he’s coming to your town in a pink cadillac - the cool, cocky and bad Honky Tonk Man has had WWF fans “All Shook Up” since 1986. Immaculately coiffed and festooned with sequined jumpsuits and “Blue Suede Shoes”, Honky may be conceited but fans “Can’t Help Falling in Love” with his antics. For those in the mood for “A Little Less Conversation” and a little more action, Honky has a record-breaking 454 day Intercontinental title reign to his credit. Re-emerging in the WWF two weeks ago in an ongoing quest to find a protégé, “Suspicious Minds” might view Honky’s motives more about securing his legacy than helping a young prospect out. As 1997 dawns, it’s “Now or Never” for Honky - will it be “Love Me Tender” or “Are You Lonesome Tonight?” hmmm Do you think Vince has a type? ... Blonde ... Blonde ... very Blonde 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaustein Posted August 26 Author Share Posted August 26 9 minutes ago, alpha2117 said: That Venom guy is full of ideas ... one or two of them are even good. "We are Venom, bro." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 2 hours ago, blaustein said: "We are Venom, bro." We are going to heal the wrestling world...with MORE object on a pole matches. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaustein Posted August 27 Author Share Posted August 27 (edited) The first week of 1997 features the much-anticipated debut of the live, uncut and uncensored Shotgun Saturday Night, a Sunday Morning Superstars clash between the legendary cornerstone of the WWF... and the Undertaker, and a first time ever mega main event of Bret Hart vs Vader on Monday Night Raw! There are 12 points at stake this week - 11 for correctly predicting match results and 1 for the comment that makes me laugh the most. You have until Saturday to predict all three shows, but can still predict Raw up until Monday. The person with the most points at the end of January gets to choose a new signing to join the WWF roster! NB: While the first two weeks of Raw will be quite similar to the real-life editions due to both being taped before the diary start date, I've decided to keep things interesting and so the match outcomes may differ from the real-life results. WEEK 1 January 1st to 6th 1997 Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys Ahmed Johnson vs Crush The Godwinns vs The Headbangers Goldust vs The Sultan Comments: Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera Marc Mero vs The Stalker The Goon vs The Undertaker Comments: Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Bret Hart vs Vader Comments: Edited August 27 by blaustein 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAwesomeZero101 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 (edited) 10 minutes ago, blaustein said: The first week of 1997 features the much-anticipated debut of the live, uncut and uncensored Shotgun Saturday Night, a Sunday Morning Superstars clash between the legendary cornerstone of the WWF... and the Undertaker, and a first time ever mega main event of Bret Hart vs Vader on Monday Night Raw! There are 12 points at stake this week - 11 for correctly predicting match results and 1 for the comment that makes me laugh the most. You have until Saturday to predict all three shows, but can still predict Raw up until Monday. The person with the most points at the end of January gets to choose a new signing to join the WWF roster! NB: While the first two weeks of Raw will be quite similar to the real-life editions due to both being taped before the diary start date, I've decided to keep things interesting and so the match outcomes may differ from the real-life results. WEEK 1 January 1st to 6th 1997 Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys NOD is definitely better than Hardys at this point Ahmed Johnson vs Crush I can't remember if Ahmed Johnson's push had slowed down at this point but he was a future champ at some point. The Godwinns vs The Headbangers I think Headbangers are new at this point. Goldust vs The Sultan Comments: One is in an IC program the other is managed by Backlund and Sheik. Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Boo Rocky! Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera That doesn't work for Mil, hombre. Marc Mero vs The Stalker Mr. Guaranteed Money takes the win. The Goon vs The Undertaker Comments: #goonsquad Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Weird match to be honest, Heel vs. Heel in 97. Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Those WCW knockoffs can't win! Bret Hart vs Vader Comments: I think Vader is still a big deal and I'm assuming interference by Austin to give Vader the win. Edited August 27 by TheAwesomeZero101 Removing text from quote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys Ahmed Johnson vs Crush The Godwinns vs The Headbangers Goldust vs The Sultan Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera Marc Mero vs The Stalker The Goon vs The Undertaker Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Bret Hart vs Vader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Phoenix Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 1 hour ago, blaustein said: The first week of 1997 features the much-anticipated debut of the live, uncut and uncensored Shotgun Saturday Night, a Sunday Morning Superstars clash between the legendary cornerstone of the WWF... and the Undertaker, and a first time ever mega main event of Bret Hart vs Vader on Monday Night Raw! There are 12 points at stake this week - 11 for correctly predicting match results and 1 for the comment that makes me laugh the most. You have until Saturday to predict all three shows, but can still predict Raw up until Monday. The person with the most points at the end of January gets to choose a new signing to join the WWF roster! NB: While the first two weeks of Raw will be quite similar to the real-life editions due to both being taped before the diary start date, I've decided to keep things interesting and so the match outcomes may differ from the real-life results. WEEK 1 January 1st to 6th 1997 Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys Ahmed Johnson vs Crush The Godwinns vs The Headbangers Goldust vs The Sultan Comments: Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera Marc Mero vs The Stalker The Goon vs The Undertaker Comments: Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Bret Hart vs Vader Comments: Faarooq & PG-13 Crush The Headbangers via some sort shenanigans involving Brother Love Double Countout Justin Hawk Bradshaw squashes Rocky Team Cibernetico (I can imagine that mask being a hit in the merchandise department) The Stalker by Countout after Marc Mero runs away carrying Sable over his shoulder The Undertaker by DQ after someone else also calling themselves The Goon attacks The Undertaker Double DQ Can-Am Express Vader 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha2117 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 (edited) WEEK 1 January 1st to 6th 1997 Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys Ahmed Johnson vs Crush The Godwinns vs The Headbangers Goldust vs The Sultan Comments: Saturday Night looks perfect for going out to dinner with friends ... I could put the VCR on I guess. It actually hurt my heart to choose PG 13 & Ahmed Johnson to get wins here. Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera Marc Mero vs The Stalker The Goon vs The Undertaker Comments: I can see Tony Garea now using a Translator - "Then Cibernetico will cheat and pin Mil, understood guys" Mil "Eso no funciona para mí, hermano!" Garea to Translator "What did he just say?" Translator "Ummmm ... That doesn't work for me, brother!" Garea: "Sigh ... okay we'll have Cibernetico get caught and disqualified" Mil "Eso no funciona para mí, hermano!!!" Garea :"Sigh ... Mil pins Cibernetico clean then" Mil "Excelente!!!" Translator "He's very happy now" Garea "Sigh ... Glad one of us is" Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Bret Hart vs Vader Comments: Oh bless the Booking Teams hearts they are actually going to try with Jacobs & Bognar ... do they actually think the fans are blind? Edited August 27 by alpha2117 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran_Lives Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Shotgun Saturday Night Farooq/PG-13 Ahmed Johnson The Godwinns Goldust Saturday Morning Superstars Rocky Mil Mascaras/Perro/Octagon Mero The Undertaker Raw Owen Hart Can-Am Express Vader Comments: Bobby Duncum Jr. costs Bret on Raw and gets thrust into a main event feud. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blodyxe Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 (edited) Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys Ahmed Johnson vs Crush The Godwinns vs The Headbangers Goldust vs The Sultan Comments: All those names sound so gimmicky, only Ahmed sticks out like a sore thumb. I'll call him Flash Hunk Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera Marc Mero vs The Stalker The Goon vs The Undertaker Comments: Jericho said he was pencilied to be the 'Goon'. Probably wanted to copyright the gimmick Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Bret Hart vs Vader Comments: Vince didn't like tag matches cause he had to pay 4 dudes, not 2. I'd like to see any other combo of match 1 and 3 instead of match 2 PS: TL Hopper stand-in theme should either open and close a show at one point Edited August 27 by Blodyxe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlovski Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 (edited) Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys Team Funk Ahmed Johnson vs Crush Crush The Godwinns vs The Headbangers Headbangers Goldust vs The Sultan Goldust Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Rocky Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera Team Mascaras Marc Mero vs The Stalker Mero The Goon vs The Undertaker The Undertaker Comments: Let's say I'm wrong with my guess for the main event and instead of The Undertaker this is seeing The Goon as the winner, this is what Jim Ross would say on commentary during the final moments of the match: "BAH GAWD, what are we witnessing here?! The Goon, the absolute underdog, is doing the unthinkable! He's turning the tables on The Undertaker! Folks, this is beyond belief, The Goon has The Undertaker up... and, OH MY GOD, he just hit The Undertaker with his own devastating move, the Tombstone Piledriver! This is surreal, ladies and gentlemen! The crowd is on its feet, and I can hardly believe my eyes! One, two, three – IT'S OVER! It's over! Against all odds, The Goon has just defeated The Undertaker with his very own weapon of destruction! This has to be one of the most shocking moments in the history of sports entertainment! What a seismic upset! The arena is electric!" Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Hart Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Diesel Ramon Bret Hart vs Vader Vader Edited August 27 by arlovski 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonny912 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 6 hours ago, blaustein said: The first week of 1997 features the much-anticipated debut of the live, uncut and uncensored Shotgun Saturday Night, a Sunday Morning Superstars clash between the legendary cornerstone of the WWF... and the Undertaker, and a first time ever mega main event of Bret Hart vs Vader on Monday Night Raw! There are 12 points at stake this week - 11 for correctly predicting match results and 1 for the comment that makes me laugh the most. You have until Saturday to predict all three shows, but can still predict Raw up until Monday. The person with the most points at the end of January gets to choose a new signing to join the WWF roster! NB: While the first two weeks of Raw will be quite similar to the real-life editions due to both being taped before the diary start date, I've decided to keep things interesting and so the match outcomes may differ from the real-life results. WEEK 1 January 1st to 6th 1997 Shotgun Saturday Night #1 Faarooq/PG-13 vs Flash Funk/Hardy Boys Ahmed Johnson vs Crush The Godwinns vs The Headbangers Goldust vs The Sultan Comments: Sunday Morning Superstars #534 Justin Hawk Bradshaw vs Rocky Maivia Mil Mascaras/Perro Aguayo/Octagon vs Pierroth Jr./Cibernetico/Fuerza Guerrera Marc Mero vs The Stalker The Goon vs The Undertaker Comments: Monday Night Raw #192 Mankind vs Owen Hart Can-Am Express vs Diesel/Razor Ramon Bret Hart vs Vader Comments: Farooq/pg-13 Ahmed Johnson Godwinns Goldust Rocky maivia Mil mascaras/perro aguayo/Octagon Marc Mero Undertaker Owen Hart Diesel/razor Ramon Bret hart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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