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SWF SUPREME TV LIVE FROM ISAAK ROAD ARENA BROADCASTED ON C.A.N.N AND UK BROADCASTING SECONDARY COMMENTARY TEAM: Peter Michaels, Duane Fry & Ana Garcia PM: Once again, mind games by... someone. AG: Eric Eisen has a lot of enemies. Any one of them could be behind these. What is the message they are sending to Eisen? DF: We could spend forever debating and discussing this. But we what should do is... Continue on with this barnstormer of a show we have tonight. PM: Right Duane, tonight we have a monster of a main event as Christian Faith goes one on one with "The Prize Fighter" Remo. Lobster Warrior versus Masked Avatar The opening match of the evening sees the fun loving man from the sea, Lobster Warrior take on a local wrestler going under the name Masked Avatar. The fun loving Warrior is juxtaposed by the super serious Avatar who quickly goes after Lobby as soon as the bell rings. They quickly go down as Avatar tries to outwrestle Lobby. Unfortunately for him Lobby is able to outmaneuver him and breaks out of Avatar's holds and then plays to the crowd. Avatar tries to take advantage but is repeatedly outwrestled by his opponent. Lobby puts an end to the match after locking in the "Lobster Trap" (Rings of Saturn) for the decisive victory. Lobster Warrior defeats Masked Avatar via Submission with the Lobster Trap in 5:47 DF: A complete barnstormer by Lobster Warrior. AG: Lobster may wear a goofy costume and play to the crowd, but he is a very clinical wrestler. PM: In the ring Lobster can go with anyone. He may be a walking, talking cartoon but he is still very clinical. DF: What disrespect by the World Champion. The champion is supposed to be proud of his company and TV show. AG: While I don't agree with them leaving, it is their prerogative whether they want to stay. And they made a decision that Jerry Eisen can't control. PM: Speaking of Jerry Eisen, what could his announcement be? How will it affect the landscape of the SWF? Find out later tonight ladies and gentlemen. The Anglo-American Express with Dawn and Hannah Death Row The Tag Team Champions are fired up for this match as they take on Death Row. The champions control the match from the beginning and never make a wrong move. Knuckles and K try to use dirty tactics but are cut off by double team moves by their opponents. Giedroyc is able to finish the match off with a "Crashing On" (Stunner) on Knuckles for the win. The Anglo-American Express defeats Death Row by pinfall when Jack Giedroyc pinned Knuckles following a Crashing On in 6:22 DF: A dirty beatdown by Scott and Kurt tonight. PM: The Pain Alliance's MO, beatdown and retreat. Taking the Tag Team Championships is a new addition by them tonight. They obviously see themselves as the "real" Champions. AG: Another dirty move by these two garbage human beings. If you can describe Big Smack Scott as a human. PM: Well your problems with Scott aside, Valiant and Jack will want to get those titles back as soon as possible. Captain Atomic versus Akima Brave with Toma Atomic and Brave begin the match with a test of strength as The Captain has control over Brave. Toma jumps on the apron and distracts Atomic and allows Brave to control the match in the early going. The match becomes a hard hitting brawl as Brave and Toma cheat to get ahead. Atomic counters a crossbody by Toma from the top rope into a fallaway slam. Atomic goes on a rampage as he hits multiple clotheslines on Brave, followed by a bodyslam. He sets him up and hits him with a "Mushroom Cloud" (Sit-Out Spinebuster) for the victory. Captain Atomic defeats Akima Brave via pinfall with a Mushroom Cloud in 6:54 PM: An amazing victory by Captain Atomic in what was essentially a handicap match tonight. DF: A true heroes victory here tonight by The Captain. An impressive performance tonight. AG: Another loss for The Wildboyz tonight. A recent string of failures for them. Where do they go from here. DF: They need a refresher for these young men to get back into the groove. AG: Remo is all confidence tonight. And who can blame him, he already has an advantage when fighting Faith on a normal occasion... Tonight is basically a guarantee for him. DF: I wouldn't say that. Remo is a phenomenal athlete. But Christian Faith is another breed of wrestler. He's "The Iron Man" for a reason and I don't believe for a second he will just let Remo walk all over him tonight. PM: I concur that tonight's main event will be an absolute show stealer. Ladies and Gentlemen you do not want to miss it. SUBMISSION MATCH Gregory Black versus Marc DuBois Gregory Black and Marc DuBois are in action in a match that sees two of the SWF's young stars go at it in a submission match. The two begin with an exciting exchange on the mat as both go hold for hold with each other. They begin quickening up the pace as the counters become more flashy in each sequence. DuBois begins to get outclassed however and goes for an eye rake to get himself in control. DuBois starts working the back in order to softer Black up for the "Model Solution" (Boston Crab). DuBois scales the top and tries to hit a moonsault on Greg who moves out of the way. As Marc lands on his feet, Black hits a sweeping kick to DuBois knee. He starts softening up the knee and locks in a Figure-Four Leglock. DuBois is able to power out and reach the rops as Black immediately breaks it up. DuBois is able to lock in an Ankle Lock and drags Black to the middle of the ring. While Black does eventually reach the ropes DuBois uses the nearly the full. 5 count before breaking the submission. Both men try multiple submission attempts before DuBois slams Black into the ring posts and locks in the "Model Solution". Black eventually breaks free however and is able to lock in an Ankle Lock. DuBois nearly reaches the ropes before Black pulls him into the center of the ring and wraps his legs around Marc's leg. DuBois eventually succumbs to the pain and taps out. Gregory Black defeats Marc DuBois in a Submission Match via Submission with an Ankle Lock in 13:22 PM: A fantastic match between two future stars of the Supreme Wrestling Federation. DF: An impressive win for Gregory Black tonight but you can't take anything away from Marc DuBois tonight. He has to have earned everyone's attention tonight. AG: The future is bright in the SWF, for sure. PM: What an announcement by Commissioner Eisen here tonight. DF: A massive announcement by Eisen. A brand new exciting division being started tonight. AG: What teams will we be seeing joining this tournament? As I said before... The future is bright for the SWF. The Amazing Bumfholes versus The Biggz Boyz In a rematch from last Saturday The Bumfholes are facing off with The Biggz Boyz. The two teams have a very similar high flying match however this time the Biggz Boyz cheat every chance they can to control the match. Bart and Brett target Randy's leg and begin working it down. Randy is kept in the corner as they start double teaming him. Randy breaks free from an attempted Double Wheelbarrow and makes the tag to Zimmy who goes in like a house of fire. The Bumfholes are able to take control. Zimmy attempts to hit a suicide dive, but when he flies through the ropes he collapses. Brett is seen hiding something under the ring as Bart rolls Zimmy back into the ring. Bart pins Zimmy in the ring for the win. The Biggz Boyz defeat The Amazing Bumfholes after Bart Biggz pins Zimmy Bumfhole following a weapon shot in 9:33 PM: A big win here tonight for the Biggz Boyz but they have a massive target on their back and Gilmore is a dangerous man. DF: They've made this personal with Gilmore... and you don't want to get personal with a man of the calibre of Angry Gilmore. AG: The Biggz Boyz need to be ready because they have started a war with a man with nothing to lose. And that is the most dangerous type of man. AG: Oh.... God DF: What have we just witnessed. PM: Apologies to everyone at home for what we have just seen tonight. We... well we're not entirely sure what just happened. But up next is our main event of the evening. Remo, "The Prize Fighter" takes on "The Iron Man" Christian Faith... UP NEXT. Christian Faith versus "The Prize Fighter" Remo Remo starts the match rushing at Faith as he starts laying shots into Faith's ribs. Remo lifts Faith up for a powerbomb, however Faith however is quickly able to counter in a rollup for the shock finish. Christian Faith defeats Remo via pinfall after 1:22 with a shock cradle. PM: Twice now Christian Faith has made Marat Khoklov retreat. I think Faith may have Marat's number. DF: The Iron Man continues to be impressive. Marat better watch out as Faith may make his time in the SWF, very uncomfortable. AG: I don't disagree. But Marat isn't all muscle, there is brains in that monster. And this may not be all that is in store for Faith. PM: Well whatever is in store for Faith, we'll have to find out next week. From everyone here at the SWF, goodnight folks and we'll see you all next week on the most action packed two hours of television. On next week's Supreme TV! Show Grade:

Main Event: Tag Team Match: Nicky Champion & Chris Caulfield vs. T-Rex & Bruce The Giant Giant Redwood promised to come see Justice this week to get an answer about having a match at Freedom Flight (Taking advantage of a man while he's down) Female Tag Team Match: Cherry Bomb & Nadia Snow vs. Alicia Strong & Wanda Fish Captain USA Demanded Devine put respond on his name... will he finally do it this week? Singles Match: (If Java wins, Tribal Fury get a Tag Team Title Shot at Freedom Flight!) Java W/ Tribal Warrior vs. American Machine W/ Des Davids Singles Match: Freddie Datsun vs. Jim Force Dark Matches: Erik Strong & American Demolition vs. The Awesomeness & Tigre Salvaje Jr Mikey James vs. Happy Elwood Stephanie Wade vs. Jaime Quine

MPM HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Big Smack Scott / Dustin Deuce vs. Remmy Skye / Zippy Deverell vs. James Diaz / Molokai Milk vs. Papa Swoll / Hammer Hadley Scott's gonna do the big babyface chase brutha! Black Diamond vs. Coco Malloy vs. Izzy Quick The Hot Taggs vs. Young & Wasted MPM HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER: Big Smack Scott vs. Dustin Deuce MPM HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER: Remmy Skye vs. Zippy Deverell MPM HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER: James Diaz vs. Molokai Milk MPM HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIER: Papa Swoll vs. Hammer Hadley As a card carrying Smack Addict, I am very much on board with this.

Grand Championship Title Ladder Match: Bali Daljit© vs Kashmir Singh Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Tables Match:Old Guard vs Tokyo Mountains vs The Originals Open Challenge Title Chairs Match:Bollywood Baljit Avatar© vs Dangermouth Tejas Zutshi vs Jay Silver Murugan vs Rahul Venkatesh

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MID ATLANTIC WRESTLING: RIP CHORD INVITATIONAL III MATCH CARD: [Main Event] [Triple Threat] [Mid Atlantic Championship] [30 Minute Time Limit] "The Shooting Star" Erik Strong © vs Citizen X vs "Machine" Jean Cattley [six Man Tag Team Match] [if The Firm win, C-V-2 get a tag team championship match next month] [15 Minute Time Limit] The Canadian Blondes (Flash Savage, Oscar Golden and Huey Cannonball) vs The Firm (Cameron Vessey, Casey Valentine and Ricky Douglas) PLUS THE RIP CHORD INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT [bLOCK A] [A1] Antonio vs. Riley McManus [A2] Jack Jericho vs. Curtis Jenkins [A1 Winner] vs. [A2 Winner] [bLOCK B] [b1] Nirvana Prins vs. Jefferson Stardust [b2] The Masked Patriot vs. Findlay O'Farraday [b1 Winner] vs. [b2 Winner] FINALS [block A Winner] vs. [block B Winner] RCI RULES First round matches have a 15 minute time limit. Second round matches have a 20 minute time limit. The Final round will have a 30 minute time limit. The referee will be more lenient with minor infractions of the rules. Disqualifications and Count Outs will result in a bye for the wrestler following. Unless overturned by MAW Owner Rip Chord, the officials word is final.

Mid Atlantic Wrestling Roster Review CHAMPIONS MID ATLANTIC CHAMPION "The Shooting Star" Erik Strong MID ATLANTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS The Canadian Blondes (Flash Savage and Oscar Golden) THE BIG HEELS ("Machine" Jean Cattley, Cameron Vessey, Casey Valentine and "Straight A" Ricky Douglas) THE BABYFACES Ace Youngblood Cal Sanders "The All-American" Jack Jericho "Mr. Australia" Kerry Wayne The French-Canadian HellDogs (Marc "Hell" Raisin and "The Canadian Pit Bull" Dermott Ayres) The Masked Patriot Max Mayhem "The Submission Magician" Nirvana Prins Riley McManus THE HEELS Antonio Citizen X Curtis Jenkins Findlay O'Farraday "Amazing" Huey Cannonball "The Idol" Jefferson Stardust "The Polish Hammer" Petr Novak MANAGERS Ernest Forthdyk-Hume Kristen Pearce Zoe Ammis

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>30th December 2007</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="MAW-Nirvana.png" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/2kyGgMX/MAW-Nirvana.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="MAW-Rip-Chord.png" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/V31K68C/MAW-Rip-Chord.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="MAW-Marvin-Earnest.png" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/pW4T15Z/MAW-Marvin-Earnest.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="MAW-Jay-Fair.png" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/N3d99DW/MAW-Jay-Fair.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="MAW-Mean-Jean.png" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/FD5kmf7/MAW-Mean-Jean.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> After spending a day talking to Rip about the company, the roster, the stories and MAW's future, today was the big day. Today I meet the booking committee and officially become head of creative for Mid Atlantic Wrestling. The meeting with the team went a lot smoother than I expected. The only pushback came from Cattley and that was quickly smoothed over. The dynamic of the team was obvious. Rip is very old school and wants slow burn stories with southern wrestling. Cattley has the classic, heel on top with a babyface chase mentality, how much of that was him just wanting to put the belt on himself I won't know. Jay has some very creative ideas, he definitely needs a filter, but he has some great ideas. A lot of awful ideas, but some great ideas sprinkled in there. Marvin, well Marv is an asskisser. There's no other way to describe it, he adds very little to the meeting, he just strokes Rip's ego and I bet he loves that. </p><p> </p><p> The meeting was generally uneventful, we discussed the next 12 months, the roster and where they stand, the company finances, the company future and everyone's place in the committee. With most thing wrapped up, Rip made the approach on our new talent being brought in.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:left;"><p><strong>RC:</strong> So kid, that all?</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Rip smirked at me and opened up the floor. I was hoping he'd bring up the new additions, but it seems he's dumping this on me. I understand why he's doing it, I'm the head of creative. I should be comfortable talking to my team. Didn't make it less of a dick move though.</p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>NT:</strong> No, there is one more thing. The roster, while good at the moment, is a little barebones and I think we need more guys.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>JC:</strong> Hold on. What do you mean bare? The point of MAW is to develop talent, get them ready for the future. More guys just means more people will be left off of shows. Not to mention the guys at the boot camp.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>NT:</strong> I completely understand that. And I can promise no one will lose their spot.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>ME:</strong> In all honesty this doesn't seem right. We got a roster here and a lot of talent why bring in more.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>NT:</strong> Well...</p><p> </p><p> <strong>JF:</strong> There's definitely guys here who can be repurposed if it was more characters that you wanted, like you said earlier.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>NT:</strong> Okay, but...</p><p> </p><p> <strong>MC:</strong> I don't see the need for...</p><p> </p><p> <strong>NT:</strong> WILL EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>The room fell silent as I let my temper get the better of me. Sure it was probably unprofessional, but I was getting pissed off. Everyone looked shocked, minus Rip who was laughing his ass off. He knew what the team was like, and this was probably a test. To see how long I could hold before blowing my stack.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>RC:</strong> Kid, you done? He talked to me about it beforehand and I agree. MAW need new faces and what better way to have talent improve than by having more guys for them to wrestle with?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>ME:</strong> That makes a lot of sense. Come to think of it, the guys have been rotating the same matches over and over again. Maybe some fresh faces can give them more opportunities? Y'know weed out the weak?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>NT:</strong> Thank you for that Marvin. This is the list.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p>I handed them each a copy of a portfolio with each wrestlers name, picture, character and position in MAW. We had a brief discussion on each wrestler and their future roles. Some went a lot smoother than the rest. Jack Avatar, Kerry Wayne and Zoe Ammis I had worked alongside on the indies and had a lot of upside. They were going to be useful members of our roster and it was easy enough to convince the team of their worth. Cal Sanders was more difficult though. Everyone had the idea of him being a spot monkey, but I had worked with him in Canada and he could keep up with me in a technical match, he definitely has worth here. The Montreal Mafia (Marc Raisin and Dermot Ayres) are young and very green. But there is potential in them, at least for what I have planned. Ace Youngblood is a good hand who can slot into the roster with ease. The Big Problem however, well he was a challenge. He's not particularly good in the ring or on the microphone, but he's big. And in an old school setting like MAW, big guys are easy to get over. Just need to hide his flaws, actuate his talents and book him well. He was the only guy I had to use my booking power to overrule the team and that definitely left a sour taste in Jean's mouth. However in a few months when The Problem is MAW's biggest heel he will be eating crow. I hope.</p></div><p></p><p></p>

Alan Scott vs Red Hulk Guardian vs Darth Maul Heihachi vs Mr. Karate Reinhardt vs Astaroth

The DC universe is infinite, with multiple realities that house multiple galaxies and multiple planets. This is reality number 53, more commonly known as Earth-53. Earth-53 is home to heroes that you love, villains that you hate and stories that will capture the imagination. The home of multiple characters; these are their stories. THE STORIES OF EARTH-53 DC's Gotham will follow the tales of the corrupt and insidious city known as Gotham. Home of the Dark Knight and the rest of his family, it is known for its crime, poverty and mob control. But what Gotham truly is, is a breeding ground for the mentally unstable and its famous Arkham Asylum holds these people. What truly is Gotham City? Well stick around and find out. DC's Metropolis is home of "The Man Of Steel" Superman and is the antithesis of Gotham City. But not unlike Gotham there is mischief afoot. With attacks on a planetary scale being surprisingly frequent as well as hidden corruption and influence. What will happen in Metropolis? Acropolis follows the tales of two rulers: Princess Diana of Themyscira and King Arthur of Atlantis. Both lands of myth with rulers of overwhelming power, they suffer many threats. With their shared connection to the Gods of Greece these two are deeply intertwined. However Arthur leeds his people with no mask and does it proudly as the Atlanteans are open about their existence to the world. Whereas Diana and Themyscira hide in the shadows and protect themselves from outside scrutiny. Will the Acropolis survive, or will it fall? Lightning Bolt follows the tales of two heroes and the goings on in Starling City and Central City and their heroes, "The Emerald Archer" Green Arrow and "The Scarlet Speedster" The Flash. Both men have enemies and cities to protect, but what happens in their tale is yet to be found out. Watchmen is the only tale not taking place on Earth-53, rather an alternate universe where Superheroes as we know them never came into existence and instead took a life of their own. While only being outlawed and forming normal lives, some haven't been able to put down their mask. Specifically the one known as Rorschach. The detective never could put the life behind him and how will this impact the cynical man? What about the rest of the heroes of this world? Find out on DC's Watchmen. The Justice Society of America is the precursor to the well known Justice League. Their tales take place years before the heroes of today. With the "Silver Age" of Superheroes well in effect find out how the inspirations for today's heroes faired in their time. The Teen Titans are a group of young heroes set to live together to gain experience before being put in the crosshairs of the true villains of the world and enemies of the Justice League. Taking place in Jump City the team have many hurdles to jump through, including criminals, villains and conflicting personalities. With minimal mentorship and a desire to impress, there is a lot of interesting developments set to take place in Jump City. DC's Lanterns is the story of the Lantern rings. With four rings in circulation, Green, Yellow, Red and Sapphire. With rings representing Fear, Will, Rage and Love these stories chronical a battle of galactic proportions. Lanterns hold the fate of the universe in their hands and how will they affect it? Find out in Lanterns.

<p><strong>Rudy Velasquez w/Hector Galindo</strong> vs Sione Tokeoka w/Sean Noggin (20-minute time limit)</p><p> Comments:<em>The Latino Kings are gonna be built up.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Heartbreak Express w/Lisa Bowen</strong> vs The Greatness (20-minute time limit)</p><p> Comments:<em>I'm just a mark for the HBE</em></p><p> </p><p> Joey Fili vs <strong>Ade Nelson</strong> (20-minute time limit)</p><p> Comments:<em>Joey is awesomely bad at this point.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>DaMarcus & Gray</strong> vs The Scheme (Mid Atlantic Tag Team Championship match - 30-minute time limit)</p><p> Comments:<em>They retain, LK take the belts.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack America</strong> vs Cheetah Boy (20-minute time limit)</p><p> Comments:<em>Cheetah Boy is old and needs to put over the future stars.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Bradley Blaze, Jaylon Martins & Miller Fforde</strong> vs Copperhead, Davis Wayne Newton & Josh Jacobs (20-minute time limit)</p><p> Comments:<em>Champions go over.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ernest Youngman</strong> vs Tennessee William (Winner challenges for COTT World Title at MAW Americana - 30-minute time limit)</p><p> Comments:<em>Ernest takes the COTT belt eventually, he's to good.</em></p>

I have 2 diaries running already, and got an idea for a third. Essentially running the "DC Universe" with 6 to 8, 30 minute, TV shows. At the moment it's Gotham, Metropolis, Teen Titans, Acropolis (Wonder Woman and Aquaman), Lightning Bolt (Green Arrow and The Flash) and the JSA. Watchmen is a possibility. With big crossover events happening every once in a while as Justice League events. How would be the best way to go about this? Posting all the shows as a block? One show a day? And full write ups for shows and stuff? Or more about the thought process?

Great to have you back. Enjoyed the show, and don't be so hard on Filli. He's gonna be a star one day. I bet on it.

MATCH CARD Christian Faith vs. "The Prize Fighter" Remo The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Biggz Boyz [Submission Match] "The Best Pure Athlete In The SWF" Gregory Black vs. "The French Canadian Phenom" Marc DuBois Captain Atomic vs. Akima Brave [Non-Title Match] The Anglo-American Express w/ Dawn and Hannah vs. Death Row Lobster Warrior vs. Masked Avatar What is Jerry Eisen's announcement? diary comments and feedback:

Just caught up with this really enjoying it so far.

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF-When-Hell.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/PhsFj56/SWF-When-Hell.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> <strong><span style="font-size:18px;">SWF PRESENTS: WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:18px;"> LIVE FROM: ALDERBROOK GROUNDS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:18px;"> SHOWN ON: NORTH AMERICA PRIME SELECT AND RIVERA PAY TELEVISION</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>COMMENTARY TEAM:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="Peter-Michaels.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/JKQRBzs/Peter-Michaels.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Duane-Fry-alt1.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/pL8dJdD/Duane-Fry-alt1.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Ana-Garcia.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/w7rDyXf/Ana-Garcia.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Ana Garcia</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[The show opens with a video package relaying all the major events heading into this Pay-Per-View. We are shown Vengeance being confront by Steve Frehley and the weeks of mind games. The Bumfholes and Biggz Boyz staring down. Pain Alliance and their issues with the Tag Team Champions, The Anglo-American Express. Brandon James' run of destroying everyone in his path and his attack on Joe Sexy. Christian Faith and Khoklov's incident from the go home show. Finally we see Eric Eisen and Jack Bruce going nose to nose on TV and Bruce standing tall on TV. We then transition to a pyrotechnics display and a shot of the 50 000 SWF fans going wild in the arena. We then hard cut to the announcers, as Peter Michaels gives the show the hard sell hyping the main event as a match for the ages.]</em></span></div></blockquote></div><p></p><p></p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the first SWF PPV of the decade! Welcome to When Hell Freezes Over! We have an exciting line up tonight as all the championships will be defended tonight! Marat Khoklov and Christian Faith will square off and Steve Frehley will run into the roadblock known as Vengeance!</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> That's right Peter, tonight is a stacked show and the main event is a match that the entire world will be talking about. Jack Bruce finally gets his hands on the man who made his life hell for nearly a year. Eric Eisen will defend his title and it will be an absolute barnstormer.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> Not to mention the tag team matches tonight. The Anglo-American Express will defend against The Pain Alliance. And in a battle of eras, the fan favorite tag team of the 2000's The Biggz Boyz take on the tag team that will lead SWF into the next decade The Amazing Bumfholes, in what is sure to be a high-octane, high energy affair.</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> That's right Ana and let's not keep the fans waiting any longer, as up first is the SWF North American Championship match, between champion Brandon James and Joe Sexy.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>SWF NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP</strong></span></p><p> <img alt="SWF-NA2.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/BfLgdKP/SWF-NA2.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <img alt="Brandon-James-Big-Money.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/18Cvfqr/Brandon-James-Big-Money.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="With.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/cN9Xtd6/With.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Emma-Chase.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/pjqztpv/Emma-Chase.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="VS.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/gjBcFV1/VS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Joe-Sexy.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/2kXX8w1/Joe-Sexy.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>"Big Money" Brandon James © with Emma Chase versus "Every Woman's Dream" Joe Sexy</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><ul><li><br /></li></ul><div style="text-align:left;"><p></p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Explosive Start By James:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">As soon as the match begins James strikes. He rushes Sexy in the corner and starts laying in powerful strikes and gets Sexy down. James is ferocious and stomps Joe's face repeatedly into the corner. The referee has to push him away and check on Joe.</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Joe Bleeds; Match Is Stopped:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">The referee helps Joe up as he is bleeding from his left ear. The medical team comes out and towel Joe down as the match is called off. Emma grabs the North American championship and tries to hand the belt to James. Joe grabs a mic and demands the match not be stopped. Emma obliges.</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">James Is Overconfident; Sexy Takes Advantage:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">James is severely overconfident at this point and plays with Joe. Like a cat playing with a mouse Brandon messes with Sexy. He slaps him, pushes him around and circles him like a lion preparing to strike. Joe takes advantage of this and sidesteps him and drives his face into the corner repeatedly.</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Sexy Takes Control:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Joe is able to get control as he lays strikes into Big Money. Joe uses this time to hit big moves on Brandon: DDT's, Suplexes and a big leg drop from the top rope for a 2 count.</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Chase Turns The Tide:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Joe is distracted by Emma Chase who gets on the apron and jawjacks Joe. Joe swings at Emma who quickly hops off the apron. Joe turns around and is hit with a massive lariat by James.</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">"Big Money Move" Gets The Win:</span></strong><span style="font-size:12px;"> James takes advantage and goes after Joe's ear to keep him down. Joe can't get up stand straight as he's lost his balance. James sees this and runs the ropes to gain momentum as he hits the "Big Money Move" (Pounce) for the win.</span><br /></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Match Length: 8:34</strong></p><p><strong> Match Rating:</strong></p><p><strong> </strong><img alt="grade-b.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/X78x4TS/grade-b.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><strong> </strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> A complete domination by Brandon tonight.</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> James retains his championship, but with a major assist notched to Emma Chase here.</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> Joe deserves a lot of credit here tonight. He may have lost but he put up a fight. A fight that the old Joe Sexy never would have, that deserves credit.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> As much as I'd hate to admit it, it truly does deserve credit. Up next, The Biggz Boyz will take one The Amazing Bumfholes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="Bart-Biggins.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/8DJmhHb/Bart-Biggins.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Brett-Biggins.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/VqcSRvp/Brett-Biggins.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Jessie.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/ZYQfnmN/Jessie.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[bart and Brett are seen getting ready for their match by warming up. Brett is doing jumping squats and Bart is doing push ups. Jessie walks into the locker room to tell the boys that their match is up. They stop her.]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><div style="text-align:left;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>[bart]:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Okay, so you understand the plan tonight?</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>[brett]:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Yeah. We'll win tonight, just follow the plan. You got that Jes?</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>[Jessie]:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> I... I don't...</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>[bart]:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Just follow the plan.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[Jessie nods meekly as Bart and Brett fist bump her and they walk off as we transition to The Bumfholes' entrance.]</em></span></p></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <img alt="Randy-Bumfhole.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/3zdwtMj/Randy-Bumfhole.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Zimmy-Bumfhole.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/yknGj9B/Zimmy-Bumfhole.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="VS.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/gjBcFV1/VS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Bart-Biggins.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/8DJmhHb/Bart-Biggins.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Brett-Biggins.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/VqcSRvp/Brett-Biggins.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="With.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/cN9Xtd6/With.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Jessie.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/ZYQfnmN/Jessie.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes versus The Biggz Boyz with Jessie</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><ul><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Fast Paced Start; Planchas By The Bumfholes:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">The match starts in fourth gear as both teams fly around the ring with quick tags and flashy moves. The Bumfholes take advantage of this and take control and lay out both Biggz' with stereo plancha dives to the outside.</span><br /> <br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Bunfholes In Control:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Randy and Zimmy take control and work down Bart. Bart does eventually get a hot tag to Brett (with a mild reaction) but he is quickly cut off. The Bumfholes are firmly in control and take time to pose in the ring.</span><br /> <br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Biggz Boyz Cheat And Are In Control:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Bart and Brett rush the ring and push the official down. Bart starts working down Zimmy's leg and hangs him in the rops. The double team Randy and beat him down before hitting a double suplex.</span><br /> <br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Jessie Won't Hand The Chair; Bumfholes Are Back:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">The Official is beginning to get up and Brett dives onto him, pretending to have tripped to keep him down. Bart goes over to Jessie who has a chair in hand. Jessie refuses to hand him the chair and tries to grab it out of her hand. Zimmy gets back into the ring and attacks Bart while kicking Brett and helps Randy up. </span><br /> <br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">"Bumfhole In One" For The Win:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Randy takes out Brett with a flurry of kicks and a tornado DDT. Bart attempts to fight back but is hit with a Superkick/Chop Block combo that takes him down. Zimmy climbs the turnbuckle and hits a "Bumfhole In One" (450 Splash) as Randy helps the official up and he counts the three.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Match Length: 16:23</strong></p><p><strong> Match Rating:</strong></p><p><strong> </strong><img alt="grade-b.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/X78x4TS/grade-b.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> What a win for the Bumfhole here.</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> Seems Jessie wasn't following the plan here tonight, and with good reason too. Unsporting behavior by the Biggz's here tonight.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> Jessie has let her clients down tonight.</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> What are you talking about?</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> As a manager it is your job to ensure the best for your clients and tonight she hasn't done that. They should kick her to the curb.</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> Now that's just... Wait what's going on.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><img alt="Bart-Biggins.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/8DJmhHb/Bart-Biggins.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Brett-Biggins.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/VqcSRvp/Brett-Biggins.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Jessie.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/ZYQfnmN/Jessie.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[bart and Brett are sitting in the corner as Jessie stands outside the ring. She still has the chair in her hand and she gets into the ring. Jessie drops the chair in the opposite corner and slowly makes her way to the corner. She tries to help them up and the slap her hands away. Bart and Brett get up and seem to be leaving the ring. Bart however slowly moves over to the corner and stares at the steel chair. Brett and Jessie walk up to him as he picks up the chair and stares at Brett. They stare down before Brett grabs Jessie. The crowd turn on them as Bart looks set to swing before...]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><img alt="Angry-Gilmore.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/D9GCmC5/Angry-Gilmore.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[</em></span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em><strong>ANGRY GILMORE</strong></em></span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> rushes to the ring. He hits Bart with a flying forearm before raining fists down on Brett. He throws Brett around the ring making easy work of him. Bart attempts to swing at Gilmore, but he grabs the chair and instead hits him square on the head. He then hits Brett with numerous chairshots across the back and The Biggz Boyz slowly slither out of the ring. Gilmore checks on Jessie as the crowd go ballistic. Jessie jumps into his arms as Gilmore stares daggers at Bart and Brett.]</em></span> </p><p></p></div><div style="text-align:center;"></div><div></div></blockquote></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> What an amazing moment here tonight.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> Gilmore finally came through to save his wife from an apparent attack by Bart and Brett. I know I said they should cut her loose, but this was not what I meant.</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> Gilmore is a dangerous man. And when you hurt something he loves, well lets just say I don't envy the Biggz Boyz one bit. There will definately be hell to pay for them.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><img alt="Eric-Eisen.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/7xD6Lmh/Eric-Eisen.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[Eric Eisen is backstage pacing back and forth nervously. We can see him on the phone but can't pick up what he's saying. He does however look anxious and doesn't want anyone to see him. He notices the camera man and quickly enters him locker room, slamming the door behind him.]</em></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p></div><div style="text-align:center;"></div><div></div></blockquote></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> Eric seems nervous, that phone call may very well impact the main event tonight.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> For all we know Eric was making dinner reservations, stop being so pessimistic Peter.</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> Well before this turns into an argument on Eric Eisen's dinner, the Tag Team championships are on the line up next folks. This will be a barnstormer.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:14px;">SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP</span></strong></p><p> <img alt="SWF-Tag.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/0DpzCjw/SWF-Tag.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="SWF-Tag.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/0DpzCjw/SWF-Tag.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <img alt="Rogue.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/N6rCrNp/Rogue.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Valiant.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/Y7J3zGP/Valiant.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="With.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/cN9Xtd6/With.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Hannah-Potter.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/8KRCTwQ/Hannah-Potter.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Dawn-Gemmell.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/fQrfzjs/Dawn-Gemmell.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:14px;">The Anglo-American Express © with Dawn and Hannah</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></strong><img alt="VS.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/gjBcFV1/VS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> versus</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span></strong><img alt="Big-Smack-Scott.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/kmXMjx6/Big-Smack-Scott.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Kurt-Laramee.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/jh4q2J1/Kurt-Laramee.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> The Pain Alliance</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><ul><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Giedroyc And Kurt Start With A Brawl:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Kurt and Giedroyc start with a wild brawl that harkens back to their DAVE days. They quickly spill to the outside and Valiant and Scott keep them apart and we get some trash talk by Scott.</span><br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Valiant And Scott Trade Holds; Scott Trash Talks:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Valiant and Scott get into the ring and Scott challenges Valiant to get into a wrestling match. Valiant easily controls him, but Scott rakes the eyes to get some sloppy rest holds in. Scott starts taunting Valiant, calling him "All-American Bland" and "White Toast Wrestler" while laughing at his own awful jokes. He keeps flexing his biceps and blowing kisses to Dawn and Hannah.</span><br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Valiant In Control:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Valiant counters this and starts hitting a variety of moves on Scott and he handily controls Scott who runs out. Laramee enters the ring and is controlled by Valiant.</span><br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Low-Blow By Scott; Challengers In Control:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Valiant continues to control the match and gets Laramee up to the top rope for a superplex. Scott lands a low-blow and the Pain Alliance are in control. </span><br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Hot Tag To Giedroyc:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">The match pace is slowed down and Kurt and Scott control Valiant and cut the ring in half. Every time Valiant is close to making the tag he is cut off. The crowd go crazy as he counters an assisted leg drop and makes the hot tag to Giedroyc. Giedroyc goes wild on the Alliance and cleans house.</span><br /></li><li><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Brass Knuckles Are Brought In; Double DQ:</span></strong> <span style="font-size:12px;">Giedroyc controls the match but Scott is able to even it up. Laramee attempts to throw in Brass Knuckles but it is caught by Giedroyc who lays Kurt out with them. Scott grabs a pair from the corner and attempts to hit Jack. Jack ducks and Scott lays out Valiant with them instead. The official sees this and calls the match as a Double DQ.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Match Length: 15:33</strong></p><p><strong> Match Rating:</strong></p><p><strong> </strong><img alt="grade-bminus.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/LJXgdNF/grade-bminus.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><img alt="Rogue.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/N6rCrNp/Rogue.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Valiant.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/Y7J3zGP/Valiant.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Big-Smack-Scott.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/kmXMjx6/Big-Smack-Scott.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Kurt-Laramee.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/jh4q2J1/Kurt-Laramee.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[The ref calls the match and Dawn and Hannah grab the belts. Scott and Kurt turn around and attack Valiant and Giedroyc. Both teams start brawling and it spills out into the audience. The brawl goes crazy as chairs, kendo sticks and knuckles are brought in. Lower card members of the roster come out and pull apart the brawl.]</em></span></p><p></p></div><div style="text-align:center;"></div><div></div></blockquote></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> An amazing match tonight here and the AAE retain the titles. But I don't think this is over just yet.</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> No doubt 'bout it. Tonight seems like it was a teaser for more to come from these teams.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> Ugh, more Big Smack Scott?</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> Yes Ana, all the Big Smack Scott.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> Kill me now.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div style="text-align:center;"><div><iframe width="300" height="200" src="<a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vTkyyMLDbOY" rel="external nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/embed/vTkyyMLDbOY"</a> frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe><p> </p><p> <img alt="Steve-Frehley.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/0QNJRnN/Steve-Frehley.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[The arena lights go dim. Saliva's "I Walk Alone" blares onto the arena as Steve Frehley makes his way out to a massive ovation. Frehley is all business tonight as he has a massive scowl across his face. He however does make time to play to the crowd. And does his signature "Falling Comet" pyro display and the crowd cheer. Frehley makes his way down the ramp slowly before the music stops and the lights go out...]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> </em></span><img alt="Skull-De-Bones-alt.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/gP9FVPy/Skull-De-Bones-alt.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> [The lights go back on as Vengeance appears in front of Frehley. Steve wastes no time and throws punches at Vengeance. He's able to get three hits in before Vengeance wraps his hand around his throat. He raises him up into the air but, in a moment of amazing athleticism, Steve escapes and grabs a chair from under the ring. He runs up to Vengeance and swings. The lights go out and Vengeance is gone...]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> [steve looks around throws the chair up the ramp. He makes his way up the ramp... The lights come back on and Vengeance is behind him with his chain. In an instant the chain is around Steve's throat and he is being choked out. Steve fights out of it and starts laying into Vengeance. They make it to the side of the ring and Frehley is in control. He has Vengeance against the steel steps and goes for a Spear, but Vengeance evades. Vengeance uses this opportunity to wrap the chain around Frehley's neck again, but this time uses the turnbuckle post as leverage. He mercilessly chokes out Frehley as he eventually passes out. Vengeance removes the chain from turnbuckle post and ties it around Frehley's neck. He grabs the side of the chain and drags Frehley up the ramp. The crowd are silent as Vengeance has taken Frehley backstage and the match never gets to start.</em></span>]</p><p></p></div></div><div></div></blockquote></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> Oh... my...</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> God! Vengeance is a vile, vile man.</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> I don't even think that's a man. Vengeance is a monster. And tonight, not only has he robbed the Supreme Fans of a match. But he may have robbed Frehley of a career.</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> He may have indeed. Speaking of monsters. Up next Christian Faith goes one on one with the man who broke his ribs just 4 nights ago, "The Russian Nightmare" Marat Khoklov.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> No way is Faith 100% tonight. And he should have done the smart thing and backed out.</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> You and I both know he would never do such a thing. And up next, is a chance to see just how ready he is.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <img alt="Christian-Faith.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/7JP3j27/Christian-Faith.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="VS.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/gjBcFV1/VS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Marat-Khoklov.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/x3qk2C2/Marat-Khoklov.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Christian Faith versus "The Russian Nightmare" Marat Khoklov</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><ul><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Faith Starts With Fire; Khoklov Goes For The Ribs:</strong></span><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;">Christian Faith wastes no time and as soon as the bell rings immediately goes after Marat. Chops, Punches, Kicks, whatever he can do he tries. He starts going after the leg and ground Marat. However Khoklov lays a few heavy hits to Faith's ribs and that is enough to immediately drop him.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Khoklov Taunts; Faith Revival Fails:</strong></span> <span style="font-size:12px;">Khoklov continues striking Faith's ribs as Faith's screams can be heard throughout the arena. Khoklov smiles as more pain is being inflicted and takes the time to soak in the boos from the audience. Christian tries to use this to his advantage and gets some hits in, but is immediately cut off by a knee from Khoklov.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Christian Get's Marat Down; Marat Cuts Him Off:</strong></span> <span style="font-size:12px;">Marat sets up Faith for his massive "Russian Legend Powerbomb" (Jackknife Powerbomb), but Faith is able to attack Marat's leg. This gets Marat down as Faith starts laying into Khoklov. He goes up top for a diving elbow but Khoklov once again cuts him off.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Faith Is In The Corner; Ref Is Shoved:</strong></span> <span style="font-size:12px;">Khoklov throws Christian into the corner and starts hitting him with body shots. The referee tries to pull Khoklov off and gets shoved across the ring. Marat continues working on him and the official calls the match.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Match Length: 8:23</strong></p><p><strong> Match Rating:</strong></p><p><strong> </strong><img alt="grade-b.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/X78x4TS/grade-b.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><img alt="Christian-Faith.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/7JP3j27/Christian-Faith.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Marat-Khoklov.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/x3qk2C2/Marat-Khoklov.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[Khoklov is pissed and hits the official with a massive big boot. He turns around and Faith rushes him and hits him with multiple forearms. Faith runs the ropes and hits three lariats and Marat goes down. He stalks Khoklov and traps him in the "Test Of Faith" (Sleeper Hold). Khoklov slowly breaks free and drops Faith onto his back. Khoklov goes out of the ring and grabs a table, this allows Faith to hit a low blow on Marat. He removes his elbow pad to reveal his surgical repaired elbow and hits Marat in the face. Marat is positioned in the corner as Faith goes for the Leap Of Faith (Jumping Elbow To The Forehead) but is caught in a bearhug. Faith is able to hit his elbow on Khoklov and breaks free, before Khoklov decides to walk off.]</em></span></p></div><p></p></div><div style="text-align:center;"></div><div></div></blockquote></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> Did... did Marat Khoklov just retreat?</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> I have never seen Marat Khoklov retreat before.</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> There is a lot of fight in Christian Faith, tonight has proved that. But just how much is left in "The Iron Man".</p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> Well I'm not sure, but what I am sure off, is that Faith is not done with Khoklov yet.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><img alt="Eric-Eisen.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/7xD6Lmh/Eric-Eisen.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Jack-Bruce.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/PN47CXk/Jack-Bruce.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[We get a hype video before the match showing the 9 months Jack Bruce was put under pressure by Eric Eisen. The attacks, the bounty, Bruce confronting Money and finally Eric beating him at Christmas Clash. The video is intercut with Eric Eisen's promo after the match and his promo on Supreme TV! two weeks later. It cuts on footage of Eric holding the World Title over Bruce's body.]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> [We then get the entrances for both men as both are arrogant and cocky ahead of this match. Bruces confidence however shares a sinister feel on his face, as you can tell he is ready to get his hands on Eisen. Eisen on the other hand, has lost his anxious expression from earlier and is calm. He seems to believe the match is in his hands.]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> </em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em> [Main Event commentator Roland DeFoe enters the ring with his microphone in hand.]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><div style="text-align:left;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>[DeFoe:]</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Ladies and Gentleman... IT'S TIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEE FOR YOUR MAAAAAAAIN EVEEEEEEENT!</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[The crowd pops hard for Defoe signature catchphrase which gives this event a big fight feel.]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><div style="text-align:left;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>[DeFoe:]</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Standing in the corner to my left... Weighing in at 252lbs... He is the NUUUUUUUUMMMMMBEEEEEER ONE CONTENDER.... From Long Island, New York. "New York's Finest" JAAAAAAAAAAACK BRUUUUUUUUCCCCCEEE.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[bruce sits atop the rope and does his signature tongue out, devil's horns pose and soaks in the cheers of the crowd.]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><div style="text-align:left;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>[DeFoe:]</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> And standing in the corner to my right... Weighing in at 241lbs... From Greenwich, Conneticut... HE IS YOUR SUPREME WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD... "THE SUPREMECIST"... ERIIIIIIIIIIIC EISSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEN.</span></p></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[Eisen raises his World Champion and goes nose to nose with Bruce before posing with the belt in each corner to the dismay of the audience.]</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p></div><div style="text-align:center;"></div><div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP</strong></span></p><p> <img alt="SWF-World.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/3pjvnTz/SWF-World.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <img alt="Eric-Eisen.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/7xD6Lmh/Eric-Eisen.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="VS.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/gjBcFV1/VS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Jack-Bruce.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/PN47CXk/Jack-Bruce.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:14px;">"The Supremacist" Eric Eisen © versus "New York's Finest" Jack Bruce</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><ul><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Bruce Goes In Hot; Eisen Runs Off:</strong></span> <span style="font-size:12px;">As soon as the bell rings Bruce rushes Eisen. Eric powders out of the ring and stares down Bruce. Bruce plays along and starts posing. The two then jaw jack for a bit before Bruce welcomes Eisen back into the ring.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Bruce Chases Eisen Back In; Eric Takes Advantage:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Eric declines the offer and Bruce chases him around the ring. Eric gets into the ring and Bruce follows him in and Eisen takes advantage. Eisen stomps on Bruce and keeps him grounded.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Eisen Makes A Mistake; Bruce Takes Advantage:</strong></span> <span style="font-size:12px;">Eisen begins to get overconfident and starts slapping at Bruce's head. He kicks him around for a bit and hits a killer DDT. He runs around the outside giving himself a pat on the back. He climbs the ropes and goes to the top for a diving splash, but Bruce dodges. Bruce goes in hard with strikes, slams and a suplex.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Superplex Countered:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Bruce has control and throws Eric around. Bruce hits a corner 10 Punch combo. He sets Eric up on the top rope and sets up for a Superplex. Jack gets himself up, however Eric hits an eye poke and slips through Bruce's legs, hitting a Sitout Powerbomb for a 2 count.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Silver Spoon Shock; 1...2... Kick Out!:</strong></span> <span style="font-size:12px;">Eric is shocked and begins hitting a multitude of big leg drops from the top rope. Eric stalks Bruce and goes for a "Silver Spoon Shock" (Zig Zag), Bruce counters and goes for a "New York Minute" (Fameouser). Eisen dodges and does hit the "Silver Spoon Shock" and goes for the cover, but only gets a two.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Eisen Gets Frustrated And Bruce Takes Advantage:</strong></span> <span style="font-size:12px;">Eisen is in shock and starts getting into the officials face. He goes for a cover again; 2 count. Again; 2 count. Again; 2 count. Eisen gets up and starts raining fists on Bruce. He waits for him to get up and sets up a German Suplex which Bruce counters by rolling through. Eisen runs into Bruce wildly and gets hit with a "New York Minute".</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>New York Minute! 1... 2.... Interference:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Bruce hits the New York minute and goes for the cover 1...2... The official is pulled out of the ring by...</span><br /><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><br /><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="Enforcer-Roberts.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/tHv5dD9/Enforcer-Roberts.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><br /><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Enforcer Roberts</strong></span></div><p></p><p><br /><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:12px;"> Roberts and Bruce start arguing and Bruce gets attacked from behind by...</span><br /><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span><br /></p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="Brandon-James-Big-Money.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/18Cvfqr/Brandon-James-Big-Money.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div><p></p><p><br /><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Brandon James.</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p><br /><span style="font-size:12px;"> The official calls the match as a disqualification win for Jack Bruce.</span></p></li></ul><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Match Length: 21:12</strong></p><p><strong> </strong><strong><strong>Match Rating:</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong> </strong></strong><img alt="grade-bplus.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/w6W6n95/grade-bplus.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47539" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><img alt="Eric-Eisen.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/7xD6Lmh/Eric-Eisen.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Emma-Chase.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/pjqztpv/Emma-Chase.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Brandon-James-Big-Money.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/18Cvfqr/Brandon-James-Big-Money.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Enforcer-Roberts.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/tHv5dD9/Enforcer-Roberts.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Jack-Bruce.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/PN47CXk/Jack-Bruce.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><em>[Emma Chase enters the ring and hands Eisen the SWF World Championship. She gives the cue to Roberts and James who hoist Bruce up on their shoulders. She gives the signal and they hit a massive double powerbomb on him. The announcers go ballistic as it is now obvious that Emma Chase was on the other end of the phone call from earlier. Roberts lifts up Bruce as Brandon begins hitting him with stiff strikes to the face as Eric begins to hotdog and grandstand to the crowd. Eric tells them to put Bruce in position as the get him on his knees and pull back his arms leaving him defenseless. Emma takes the World Championship and Eric goes to the opposite corner. He runs up at full speed and Punts Bruce on the side of his head. Emma hands him the World Championship and hands James the North American championship. All four raise their arms in the center of the ring as they are pelted with garbage.]</em></span></p><p></p></div><div style="text-align:center;"></div><div></div></blockquote><p> </p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>DF:</strong> Despicable, absolutely despicable by Eisen and Chase here tonight.</p><p> <strong>AG:</strong> Well I was most definitely wrong tonight. That phone call was important. And we may have just seen the landscape of the entire SWF change tonight.</p><p> <strong>PM:</strong> No doubt about it. The brains of Emma Chase, the cunning of Eric Eisen, the experience of Enforcer Roberts and the animalistic brutality of Brandon James, this is a unit that is very, very dangerous. How will this affect the future of the SWF? Find out in 3 days only on Supreme TV!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="SWF.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/P4YFdPp/SWF.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <strong>Show Grade:</strong></p><p> <img alt="grade-bplus.jpg" data-src="https://i.ibb.co/w6W6n95/grade-bplus.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div><p></p><p></p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="probei" data-cite="probei" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49926" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>well the issue is, he would end up responding to the same thing over and over again as most people dont use the search feature to see if something has been discussed previously.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I mean have you tried to use the GDS search feature? <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> But why not just pin an FAQ then? Every time something is asked that can't be fixed answer it there and let a mod or Adam himself make a post in it?</p>

To grow a customer base obviously.

I feel like you're missing the point of this post wildly. They're asking for some transparency on why some things aren't being able to be changed (such as letter grades not being considered). Your post misses the mark entirely here. And I agree, players have been called entitled and told to stop bringing up the same points by mods. If we got a concrete answer this would probably stop situations like this.

I'd wager a guess that it has something to do with it saving in Access databases. So it is edited as you move along so the longer the game has been the more data has to be edited the longer the game takes to load. FM for example creates it's own databases and save files, so runs pretty fast on my PC, while long TEW games take ages. Again this is just a guess. It's definitely a coding issue tho.

It's strange that it doesn't tho. Like IRL Braun Strowman got monster over entirely on Menace angles. He destroyed stuff, looked scary and the crowd got behind them. SQ and Overness getting dinged I get. But Menace and SA getting dinged doesn't make sense to me. Sable was one of the most over people in the WWF in 98, entirely on Sex Appeal.

<p>I feel like a lot of the "cloud shouting" as it's called would be stopped if we had a little transparency. Not even a full detailed explanation, but just some small peaks behind the curtain, or just an answer or a few polite posts. A list of what can or can not be tweaked could do wonders. And for the stuff that can't, a reasoning as to why.</p><p> "I know everyone are not a fan of this, but early on in development, I made this and that decisions and therefore..."</p><p> "I hope as many people as possible enjoy TEW 2020, but I understand that some can't, and your feedback is taken into consideration in the future."</p>

Has any other screen been changed or is it just the office screen.

The Japanese tour system as a whole is horribly implemented in TEW and is in no way realistic. It's nigh-impossible to simulate it correctly.

I hope this can be brought back. A lot of features were removed for no reason.