The Masked Orange Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Joel Bryant's just been involved in a cooking accident. He's got a distended anus. What the hell was he cooking? Some Hot Dogs [U]ARE[/U] too big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINisher Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Maybe he was just doing a salad.. You know, carrots, cucumbers, eggplants, watermelons.. The list goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Orange Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 poor chaos demon #2, just got long-term amnesia after an incident with a cuttlefish, probably still thinks he works for PHGW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Orange Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Playing a game as SOTBPW, I have pillaged the in debt TCW and OLLIE, and now have the formerly broke MPWF as my developmental promotion. Would be great, but Sam Keith, the only over TCW guy in Mexico just got semi-severed spinal column. Also a shock, BHOTWG released The Awesome Kiyaru, so he is now with me, re-packeaged as the Awesome Mephisto. So Keith won't be missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphadraighon Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Just for a goof, I decided to play a game and do my best to get fired, because I've never actually managed to get fired before. I break every one of my owner goals as often as possible, signing people against his wishes until he starts vetoing me. We develop a Hatred relationship, and now I have two new goals: "Magnus Ivansson is feeling vindictive; Johnathan "Mercury" Lockheart (my user character) must gain any more momentum." and "Magnus Ivansson is feeling vindictive; Johnathan "Mercury" Lockheart must not gain any more popularity in America." Funny thing is, my user character is also the world champ of the promotion right now. I'm basically being forced to drop the belt...assuming I actually listen to the boss. Who thinks I should book myself in a 10-match winning streak, just to see what he does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINisher Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Wow. That's amazing! :D Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Aussie Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I say book it dude. Sure, He'll fire you within seconds if you screw around with him but it would be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Aussie Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well, Fearless Blue got jailed for a year for Tax Evasion. Hilariously enough, he hasn't even made his in-ring debut so it obviously wasn't related to wrestling in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Orange Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [QUOTE=The Aussie;571952]Well, Fearless Blue got jailed for a year for Tax Evasion. Hilariously enough, he hasn't even made his in-ring debut so it obviously wasn't related to wrestling in any way.[/QUOTE] Hey, Mcdonalds needs employees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackman Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [QUOTE=doctorjones;568060]Not so much strange as awesome. In my data where I cleared everybody's contract, as well as added a few promotions, Quebec Pro Wrestling signed these guys off the bat: Jeremy Stone became owner/head booker Steve Flash Enforcer Roberts Joel Bryant Robert Oxford Owen Love Human Aresenal Brent Hill In a performance based promotion. So far, their shows have been rated C, C+, C+. Not bad for a local fed.[/QUOTE] With that talent, I'm amazed it rates that low. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINisher Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [quote=Blackman;572139]With that talent, I'm amazed it rates that low. :eek:[/quote] It's because the promotion in itself isn't that popular to begin with. You can only achieve such and such good grades than what your popularity is in the region you're holding the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazorbeak Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I was looking at building a women's division for an SWF game that I've played two years into, when I discovered Charlize Angelle was one of the most over women in the US and a main eventer in AAA. The reason? In November of 2009, she posed nude in a men's magazine, elevating her status in AAA and making her the top star of BSC. Then, in the first week of December 2009, she posed nude AGAIN, and is now C overness everywhere except the Southwest, where she's at B- popularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Orange Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 [QUOTE=lazorbeak;573111]I was looking at building a women's division for an SWF game that I've played two years into, when I discovered Charlize Angelle was one of the most over women in the US and a main eventer in AAA. The reason? In November of 2009, she posed nude in a men's magazine, elevating her status in AAA and making her the top star of BSC. Then, in the first week of December 2009, she posed nude AGAIN, and is now C overness everywhere except the Southwest, where she's at B- popularity.[/QUOTE] If you got it, you flaunt it. And she's got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca316 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 In my 2002 ROH game Chris Hammerick got busted for a year for Breaking and Entering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio3060 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 In one of my games, Sean McFly decided to sign with TCW instead of staying with a National NOTBPW. When I looked to see why I noticed is momentum was an F+ with a W/L record of 1/15 in 2009. He has spent the whole year being jobbed out to Bloodstone & Bruce the Giant. I cause he did something really bad to upset Victoria at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameSnoopy Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Well, Magnifico has picked up an injury in a freak accident at a car wash. He is working through Extreme Bed Head. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFC-KING Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Not really strange but Ironic Me and my friend were playing a game of TEW Multiplayer, and we just started, and he stole Samoan Machine from me (I'm INSPIRE, and still don't know how to book ) Anyways, he decided to be BHOTWG, and he decided to steal him from me, what happened though was that he got injured in a fight at GCG, and was injured for 11 months with a bad herniated disk, and I decided to give him surgery for it. Now he's out for 120 Months XD Take That BHOTWG !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 [QUOTE=UFC-KING;580429]Not really strange but Ironic Me and my friend were playing a game of TEW Multiplayer, and we just started, and he stole Samoan Machine from me (I'm INSPIRE, and still don't know how to book ) Anyways, he decided to be BHOTWG, and he decided to steal him from me, what happened though was that he got injured in a fight at GCG, and was injured for 11 months with a bad herniated disk, and I decided to give him surgery for it. Now he's out for 120 Months XD Take That BHOTWG !!![/QUOTE] Not really ironic either. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bak42 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 [QUOTE=G-Prime;580529]Not really ironic either. :P[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's more an example of schadenfreude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlingfan1 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Day 2 of a new game 2008 Nemesis died of drug abuse. Shame in my last game on my old pc i made it half way through 2009 and he was still on hiatus as was phil. Phil returned beginning of 09 this game and refused negotiations with me even though he's either loyal or strong friends with the owner don't remember which atm but I would assume that would have an impact on whether or not someone would negotiate. Strong friendship maybe but loyalty should be a deffinate, even if their demands are still outrageous. One would think that at least you could earn yourself a sit down. A japanese wrestler Inoue something or another was sentenced to 2 years for purgery!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca316 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Not really a strange event but just a testament to how bad ass Super Dragon is in my 02 ROH game he is currently on PPA contracts to myself (ROH), APW and JAPW in each of the companys he is a current Champion in JAPW he is their reigning Heavyweight Champion with 3 defenses to his name in APW he is their Reigning internet Champion and has made a modest 12 defenses of the belt and to cap off his current Indy Triple Crown he is the reigning ROH World Champion where he has defended it 4 times. Should be interesting to see which he looses first and when his run of dominance will come to an end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worldchamp1987 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 This might not be so much strange as just destiny but Kurt Angle died almost as soon as my game had begun from drug use. So i thought i'll bring him back to life and stick him in development as a teacher. A year later he dies again. I rear something about a destiny stat, maybe thats his destiny. No luck eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Dee Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Vince is dead!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator980 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 [QUOTE=Ellis Dee;588161]Vince is dead!!!![/QUOTE] Now come on, we've heard this once already. Remember what happened? We don't want another wrestler going crazy if you catch my drift....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoganRodzen Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 [quote=The Aussie;571952]Well, Fearless Blue got jailed for a year for Tax Evasion. Hilariously enough, he hasn't even made his in-ring debut so it obviously wasn't related to wrestling in any way.[/quote] That's horrible! Blue is one of my favorite workers in the CornellVerse. Nothing like taking a backyard wrestler and fulfilling his dream to become a superstar. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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