MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/meeting.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/EmmaEvans.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Evans:[/B] Name please? [I]Jesus, Emma Evans actually doubled as McPeterson's secretary? I knew they were on a tight budget but, man...[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Err... call me Pag. [B]Evans:[/B] Oh, are you the journalist that wrote that article? [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, [I]that[/I] article. [I]She was stunning. I wasn't in a position to judge her aptitude as a secretary but she certainly had two assets in her favour. No wonder they called her "Double E with the Double D's"! They were staring me straight in the face.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Err... Hi, my face is up here. [I]I realised from her tone that it was, in fact, me who was guilty of staring.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, sorry... I just noticed your lovely necklace. [B]Evans:[/B] I'm not wearing one, arse hole. [I]Sh*t![/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Look, just take a seat over there and warrior will be with you shortly. [B]Pag:[/B] Sorry, where? [B]Evans:[/B] Over there... on the chair, perhaps. [I]That's a chair?! The jagged metal frame looked about as inviting as a chat-up line from Jeremy "Fat Bastard" Allen.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] I think I'm fine standing. [B]Evans:[/B] Whatever... can I get you a coffee or anything? [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, ta. [B]Evans:[/B] How do you take it? [B]Pag:[/B] Rack... I MEAN BLACK! [I]Oh god. Someone shoot me.[/I]

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[SIZE="3"][CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] "Come in, Pag." said the booming, Sottish voice. "Oh crap" I thought "I've got real problems!" Nevertheless, I obliged and made my way into the most ugly office I had ever seen. Seriously, if Vanessa Feltz was an office, you'd still be looking for something more hideous. About two weeks prior to my encounter with Greg "Highland Warrior" McPeterson, I had written an article for the small, London-based wrestling fanzine I worked for, which was rather tackily named "Wresolution". Anyway, long-story-short, this article didn't exactly praise Men of Steel Combat - let's just say I showed them in a "less than favourable fashion". Don't get me wrong, I was (hell, I still am) a huge MoSC fan but their product had gotten, well... stale. This whole escapade led to two things:[/SIZE] [LIST=1] [*][SIZE="3"]My having to go up to Scotland to issue an apology on behalf of the whole company... all five of us,[/SIZE] [*][SIZE="3"]The moment of my life which can only be described as "F**k me, I'm about to get my arse kicked by an aging Braveheart!"[/SIZE] [/LIST] [SIZE="3"]Oddly, quite the opposite occurred (if there is an actual opposite to getting your arse kicked... ).[/SIZE]

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[B]McPeterson:[/B] I read your artcile. [B]Pag:[/B] Yes, I wanted to say that I'm terribly sor... [B]McPeterson:[/B] You made some fair points. [I]Come again?[/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] Have you ever heard of the saying "Where the craw flies her tail will aye follow"? [B]Pag:[/B] I beg your pardon? [B]McPeterson:[/B] Where the craw... [B]Pag:[/B] No, no... I heard. I just thought that, maybe, you were speaking in tongues. A sneeze, maybe? [B]McPeterson:[/B] Are you poking stick at my accent? [I]What the hell is poking stick?[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Wouldn't dream of it. [B]McPeterson:[/B] Do you have a problem with Scots? [B]Pag:[/B] Well, you know what they say. The best thing to come out of Scotland is the London Road. [I]I laughed; he didn't.[/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] Okay, ya wee smart arse. Have you ever heard "Put yer money where yer mouth is?" [B]Pag:[/B] Yes and it's "your". English speaking nations generally pride themselves on the ability to pronounce vowels. [B]McPeterson:[/B] Well, smart arse, I am giving you the opportunity to do just that. [I]He thrust a contract in my face.[/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] Here. Perhaps, yer wee way with words extends to reading. [I]Damn, probably a lawsuit. That'll really cap off an already spectacular day![/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Let me see... "This contract certifies that"... boring. Err... legal bollocks, legal bollocks, legal bollocks... headbooker. More legal bol... [I]I paused.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Head Booker?! [B]McPeterson:[/B] Aye... put yer money where yer mouth is. Any questions? [B]Pag:[/B] Err... [B]McPeterson:[/B] Good. [I]Good? What did he mean good? He didn't give me time to think which one of the million possible questions I wanted to ask first! Somewhat shaken, I made to leave but, as I opened the office door, Braveheart's grating Scottish drawl piped up again.[/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] Oh and, if you fail to deliver there will be... [I]It was his turn to pause.[/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] ...consequences. [I]Great! Consequences... and it's not like it's some lame-arse American wrasslin' promoter saying this. This is a bloke who has made a career out of taking chair shots to the cranium... in fact, that might explain the accent.[/I]

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[B]Evans:[/B] All done? [B]Pag:[/B] Semenly. [I]She frowned.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Err... Seemingly so. [B]Evans:[/B] I'm surprised your head is still on your shoulders. [I]Frankly, so was I.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, he's actually just made me head booker. [B]Evans:[/B] What?! [B]Pag:[/B] Looks like I''m your boss. [I]Maybe this day wasn't so bad, after all.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Oh, well... good luck, sir. All the best with it. [B]Pag:[/B] Same to you; all the breast. [I]God damn it![/I]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/FI.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]I was invited back the next day for a meeting with the "booking team" AKA The McPeterson Clan.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] So... [B]Jeff:[/B] Hi, I'm Jeff McPeterson. [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, I'm a big fan of your work. [B]Jeff:[/B] Thanks. [B]Warrior:[/B] Okay, less of the love-in. We have work to do. Pag, firstly, I want you to be aware of yer responsibilities. [I]He somehow managed to pronounce "repsonsibilities" without a T.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] We're starting you off on a two-year trial. In that time, I expect Men Of Steel Combat to retain it's current world promotion ranking. I also want Jeff to be topping the cards in that time. [B]Pag:[/B] That it? [B]Warrior:[/B] No, we've also decided that you canae sign or re-sign anyone who lacks stamina or a knowledge of wrestling basics. [B]Pag:[/B] So, I assume you would be included in the list of guys with poor stamina. [I]Jeff laughed; Braveheart didn't. Did this guy have no sense of humour?[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] So, smart arse, what are yer plans? [B]Pag:[/B] Well, first off, I want to rejuvinate the product. [B]Warrior:[/B] Hang on, now... [B]Pag:[/B] Well, it's gotten pretty stale. [B]Warrior:[/B] It's gotten us this far. [B]Pag:[/B] Exactly. You're still putting on sh*tty little shows in the North. If we seriously want to compete with Jeff Nova, we need to expand our horizons and make some changes. Think like a British ECW. [B]Warrior:[/B] What the f**k is ECW? [I]I suddenly realised I was in the C-Verse.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Sh*t! That means I can't push Raven. [I]The McPetersons looked at each other bemused, as if I was a madman. If only they knew...[/I] [B]Jeff:[/B] Actually, Dad, whatever ECW is aside, I think I agree. [B]Warrior:[/B] Oh, fine. I'll let you shake things up but, if the fans don't like it, we're going straight back to a tried and tested formula. [B]Pag:[/B] They will like it. [B]Jeff:[/B] Any other, ideas? [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, as well as bringing in some new talent, I've got an angle in mind. [B]Warrior:[/B] Being? [B]Pag:[/B] Well, it fits in with the product change. You see, I want Men Of Steel Combat to be as anti-21st Century Wrestling as it can be! We'll be more hardcore, more edgy and a lot more dangerous but I want to make it a storyline. [B]Warrior:[/B] Howso? [B]Pag:[/B] Well, we make a stable called the 21st Century Alliance, hinting that they're under contract with the competition. It gives the heels a source of legitimate heat while giving every face something to rebel against, all whilst blurring the line between work and shoot. [I]Braveheart's face lit up.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Perhaps, I misunderestimated you. [I]That is so not a word. F**king Scots.[/I]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Newlook.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"]MosC was set to establish a revolution, a revolution that would challenge Jeff Nova's New World Order. What if we didn't want sports-entertainment in Britain? It was our job to knock 21CW off their perch. Our first step towards doing so was masterminding a new product, which Jeff and I took the responsibility of. [B]Traditional:[/B] Heavy [B]Mainstream:[/B] Very Low [B]Comedy:[/B] Heavy [B]Cult:[/B] Heavy [B]Risque:[/B] Heavy [B]Modern:[/B] Very Low [B]Realism:[/B] Very Low [B]Hyper Realism:[/B] None [B]Hardcore:[/B] Key Feature [B]Lucha Libre:[/B] None [B]Pure:[/B] None [B]Daredevil:[/B] Medium Became... [B]Traditional:[/B] Heavy [B]Mainstream:[/B] Very Low [B]Comedy:[/B] Low [B]Cult:[/B] Heavy [B]Risque:[/B] Heavy [B]Modern:[/B] Very Low [B]Realism:[/B] Very Low [B]Hyper Realism:[/B] None [B]Hardcore:[/B] Key Feature [B]Lucha Libre:[/B] None [B]Pure:[/B] None [B]Daredevil:[/B] Heavy We also made a point of knocking up the level of danger and intensity in MoSC matches. Ultra-Violence was sure to be stoked. [/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BD.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"]Firstly, I took it upon myself to fire colour commentator Lawrence Young. He wasn't bad at his job or anything; I just wanted to save money by covering those duties myself. The other casualty of my first day in charge was road agent, Tyrone Hughes. Braveheart was respected enough to fill that role and I had someone else in mind as well.[/SIZE]

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[SIZE="3"]My other concern was the hiring of new talent and the following were up for consideration:[/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] [B]Larry Wood[/B] Larry was a notable talent in Japan, lending an air of legitimacy to WEEXV. Despite needing to hand out £1500 per appearance, we signed him with relative ease. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Byron.jpg[/IMG] [B]Byron[/B] An Englishman now working in Europe, Byron was a very hot prospect. Both his in-ring and on-mic abilities meant I was willing to pay him £1000 an appearance and pay for his travel. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JDMorgan_alt.jpg[/IMG] [B]JD Morgan[/B] JD was not so easy. A Brit who had been living in America for years, the chances of him moving back home were slim. So, I was forced into paying his travel. He also got a £2000 appearance fee and £700 downside out of the contract. It was worth it, though. He is a great wrestler and was the guy I was hoping to fill roadie duties. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/RandyGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [B]Randy Garcia[/B] The first of two managers I was after, the lawyer-portraying youngster was a great signing at just £200 per show. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/SimonaCox.jpg[/IMG] [B]Simona Cox[/B] Fit as hell, Simona took a bit more convincing but, after I offered to pay her travel costs, she was delighted to sign. I figured I'd pair her up with U-V.[/CENTER]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/COTT.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Danny Patterson vs. Jimmy Morris[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/DannyPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/GeordieJimmyMorris.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Danny Patterson and his partner, Harley Neill, have been dominating in MoSC in recent months. Can Danny continue his winning streak or will "Geordie" Jimmy prove why he is one of the most respected men in the locker-room?[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Ultra-Violence vs. Larry Wood[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]The Mountain Man makes his MoSC debut against Ultra-Violence. Will he be as dominant as he has been in Japan and what part will U-V's new valet, "The Blue Bombshell" Simona, play?[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeffery McPeterson vs. JD Morgan[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JDMorgan.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]The debuting JD Morgan has been a star, stateside, with DAVE and, now, PSW. However, even those promotions look like family-friendly nonsense compared with the combat zone. Therefore, one wonders if he is hard enough to beat one of MoSC's best.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Highland Warrior will be in action![/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Fans Bring Weapons Match for the MoSC UK Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Harley Neill vs. Kevin Jones(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/HarleyNeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Harley Neill lost the UK Championship to Kevin Jones four months ago. Here is his chance to reclaim it and, in the process, cement The C0ckney Rebels' place as THE dominant force in MoSC. Will Jones have what it takes to stop him?[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed. In fact, those who score the most will have their created fans' featured more heavily. There might even be a guest commentary spot going to one of them in the coming shows...[/CENTER]

[GDE71]

Danny f'n Patterson Larry Wood if a person can be DQ'd otherwise UV wins JD Morgan as Jeff does the good job The Highland Warrior Kevin Jones

[Midnightnick]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Jimmy Morris - [I]I'd love for Jimmy to win... but he has no chance.[/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] - [I]Wood will make an impressive debut[/I]. [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. JD Morgan - [I]Biggest toss-up. Only gets the nod due to being the owner's son.[/I] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? - [I]In Action always is a squash.[/I] Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B] - [I]Jones will smash Neill with a Rugby Ball most definately.[/I]

[Wallbanger]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B]

[i effin rule]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B]

[smurphy1014]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. JD Morgan [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B]

[Actarus]

You know, this may very well be the MOSC dynasty I've dreamed of! Someone with intimate knowledge of UK / Scottish slang, mannerisms, etc. Just a few FYI's you my already be aware of. 1.) Up until TEW2008, MOSC was based in Scotland. Don't know why the change to the North (might be the slightly greater size, influence, & affluence), but that could be talked about backstage (i.e. Jeff Nova and those 21st Century bastards drives us from our home...) 2.) There are four guys you should be wary of: Axl Grease, Carl Edwards, Jeremy Allen, & Ultra Violence. FYI. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? [B]Harley Neill[/B] vs. Kevin Jones(c)

[Olback]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior [/B]vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B]

[Irish Wolf]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Patterson is your strong man while Jimmy is your aging veteran Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Ultra-Violence sucks but Larry Wood this is a real home for him. [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. JD Morgan I really want Morgan to win but I don't think McPeterson wwill let him go over. [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Unless you are brining in some one with more overness than Warrior he'll block a loss with his creative control. Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B] I've had a soft spot for Jones since Marcel's RoF diary. This weeks chant Ultra-Vomit ::stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp:: Ultra Vomit.

[1PWfan]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris [I]This depends on who's joining the 21CW Alliance thingy you've got going on-I could see Danny turning face as he's so hardcore. But if not, he takes the win here[/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Larry could potentially be great for you, as he's one hell of a hardcore worker. Plus, Ultra-Violence isn't much good[/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. JD Morgan [I]I'm gonna go for a draw, as both of these guys are great[/I] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? [I]Dude, he's The Highland Warrior[/I] Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B] [I]He's Welsh. What more reason do I need?[/I] And I second Apupunchau's Ultra-Vomit chant

[Trell]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior [/B]vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c) [/B]glad to see you doing another diary. hope this doesnt mean that your ECW one is over. but if it is maybe you can make this one just as good or even better than that one :)

[maskedpropaganda]

Danny Patterson vs. [B]Geordie Jimmy Morris[/B] [B]Ultra-Violence[/B] vs. Larry Wood [I] GO U-V!!!!! [/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B]

[Guest The Aussie]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris [I]I have a soft spot for Patterson. He makes a decent monster heel[/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] [I]Larry Wood is awesome and doesn't suck which is the complete opposite to U-V[/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]Give it to the better and more expensive worker[/I] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? [I]Warrior won't lost to anyone[/I] Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B] The man formerly known as the Juicer will not win here.

[Guerrerofan777]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs.[B] Larry Wood[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? [B]Harley Neill[/B] vs. Kevin Jones(c)

[TrekkieMonsta]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris - [I]Need I say why? And woo, go fan push lol.[/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood [/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B]

[Richyg]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris [B]Ultra-Violence[/B] vs. Larry Wood [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. JD Morgan [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B] - While I don't expect Jones on the title for long, he'll defend here at least

[trypio]

[B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry Wood[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. ??? Harley Neill vs. [B]Kevin Jones(c)[/B]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Friday, week 2, January[/B] Live in front of 241 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BernieEvans.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Evans:[/B] Good evening ladies and gentleman, my name is Bernie Evans and I am very proud to once again welcome you to the Combat Zone! Unfortunately, my regular broadcast colleague, Lawrence Young, has taken a leave of absence. So, tonight, alongside me is a columnist for the London based Wresolution Fanzine, Charlie Pag. [B]Pag:[/B] Thank you, Bernie, but, let's face it, Lawrence Young was deadweight. It's about time Men of Steel Combat got an announcer with some real skill. [B]Evans:[/B] Excuse me? [B]Pag:[/B] Bernie, believe me, if I had the power to excuse you, I would. [B]Evans:[/B] My partner is just finding his feet. I apologise, ladies and gentlemen. [B]Pag:[/B] [I]interrupting[/I] So do I, on behalf of my colleague's obvious ineptitude. [I]Bernie Evans glares at Pag.[/I] [I]As the announcers introduce the show, the grainy camera feed slowly passes over the audience. In attendance are such MoSC die-hards as Faith No More Guy, tucking into his bag of sugared doughnuts in the front row, and Poncho guy, in his trademark sombrero and Mexican blanket.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/DannyPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/GeordieJimmyMorris.jpg[/IMG] The match starts with Morris ducking a Big Boot and sweeping Patterson's standing leg from under him. 1...2... Patterson powers out. [B]Pag:[/B] It ain't gonna be that easy againts "The Tower Of London". [B]Evans:[/B] You may not like the guy but Danny Patterson is one hell of a specimen. [B]Pag:[/B] I do like him. He's one of the few blokes around here who isn't Northern. [B]Evans:[/B] I'd be careful. This Manc crowd may not take kindly to that. [B]Pag:[/B] F**k 'em. Thery're probably just bitter because their breeding habits have short-changed them of a full family-tree. [B]Evans:[/B] I apologise for my partner's comments viewers. However, Danny Patterson makes no apologies in the ring. He makes Morris pay for showing him up with a series of harsh power moves. Powerbomb. Piledriver. He whips the Geordie to the ropes... this time the Big Boot connects! He drags Morris to his feet and grabs him by the throat. [B]Evans:[/B] This could be it! CHOKESLAM! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, goodnight Irene! He hits the Chokeslam better than anyone in the industry! [B]Evans:[/B] Well, he's so tall that he's got some momentum to work with. [CENTER][I]Enter Shikari's Mothership blares through the arena.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]Evans:[/B] ...and here comes Ultra-Violence, a very controversial figure in MoSC. [B]Pag:[/B] I don't see why, Bernie. He might not be the greatest athlete in the World but at least he's not a god damn Welshman like our UK Champion! [B]Evans:[/B] You do know Kevin Jones was born in England, right? [B]Pag:[/B] I couldn't care less, Bernie. With a name like that, he might as well have married a ewe and I hate sheep shaggers! [B]Evans:[/B] I apologise for my partner's... [B]Pag:[/B] Stop bloody apologising, you kiss arse and, for crying out loud, stop calling me your partner. [B]Evans:[/B] Believe me, I wish I could sasy that you weren't! [I]Ultra-Violence makes his way to the ring with his trusty cane and can of Heineken. His valet, Simona Luv-Cox, debuts in an obvious pornstar gimmick, wearing what is perhaps the most skimpy bikini ever tailored. Meanwhile, the first chant of the evening begins as Colourful Jesus, about three rows back, shouts out "Ultra-Vomit". The rest of the crowd responds in lightning time. *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap* "ULTRA-VOMIT" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] The fans are certainly letting us know what they think of Ultra-Violence. [B]Pag:[/B] No sh*t, Sherlock. I'll tell you what, how about you keep quiet for the next hour and just let me do my job? [I]As the camera pans out slowly, Munoz's t-shirt is seen to read "Who hasn't?". The point becomes apparent when his manfriend, Dark Jesus, comes into view, wearing an "I F**ked Emma Evans!" wifebeater.[/I] [B]Simona:[/B] Hello boys! [I]*Wolf whistles*[/I] [B]Simona:[/B] I came here to the Combat Zone to be in the corner of my new man, The New Hardcore Icon, Ultra-Violence. You see, Men of Steel Combat needs a real Man of Steel and there is no one more suited to that... [I]Simona is cut off by a series of animal noises on the PA system.[/I] [CENTER][I]This foreshadows' Larry Woods entrance.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]"The Mountain Man" is wheeled to the ring on gurney by two staff members. As soon as he emerges from the curtain, the big burly biker dude in the second row springs to his feet, screaming "Got Wood?", clearly recognising Larry from his time in WEEXV.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG] The chains on Larry Woods gurney are undone and his Hannibal Lector mask is removed. As soon as he steps into the ring, it is obvious why he was restrained in such a manner. He beats his chest, snarls spits and shakes hard on the ring ropes. [B]Evans:[/B] ...and here we go. As the bell rings, U-V strides into the centre of the ring, clocking Wood around the head with his cane. The Mountain Man just seems to absorb it though. Another cane shot. Again, no reaction. Another... No! Wood rips the cane from his opponents hand, snaps it over his knee and throws the two fragments into the crowd. They are caught by some weird midget in a clown mask who appears pretty stoked to have a piece of Ultra-Violence memorabilia. However, U-V himself does not seem so pleased as he is picked up in a Military Press and thrown over the top rope onto his pornstar valet. [B]Evans:[/B] Wow, Larry Wood looks damn impressive. [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, not bad for a Canadian at least. [B]Evans:[/B] You have a problem with Canadians as well? [B]Pag:[/B] Well, half of them are French aren't they? As Ultra-Violence pulls himself together and slides back into the ring, Larry Wood leans back and rebounds off the ropes. U-V almost walks into a Running Clothesline but is able to duck. However, Wood rebounds off the opposite ropes and, on the return, catches U-V with the running Big Foot. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] E- [I]After the match, Wood reaches through the ropes and grabs Simona by her hair. He drags her into the ring as she screams. However, before anything unsaavoury can occur he is restrained by the bacskstage officials and strapped back to his gurney.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] God damn it! F**king Canadians! [CENTER][I]JD Morgan makes his way to the ring with Randy Garcia.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JDMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/RandyGarcia.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Garcia:[/B] You may have noticed that my client doesn't have any entrance music. Well, that's because he doesn't need any. He isn't a circus freakshow like most of the talentless hacks in this promotion; he is a wrestler and a technical genius. [I]Chants of "Boring" reverberate around the crowd.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] What's more, unlike most of the retards here, my client and I are here with a purpose. You see, I have recently undertaken legal work for a certain VIP of wrestling; someone who has recently taken a great interest in Men of Steel Combat. This certain someone has given Mr Morgan and myself a fat paycheck in return for establishing an air of respectability here in MoSC in place of all this hardcore nonsense and we intend to do just that tonight by subjecting Jeffery McPeterson to a wrestling clinic! [I]McPeterson makes his way to then ring as the nutjob fans go wild.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JDMorgan.jpg[/IMG] This match is far more even. McPeterson starts by whipping Morgan to the ropes. As the DAVE alumnum rebounds, McPeterson leapfrogs him again. Morgan rebounds again and is tossed over in a Back Body Drop. 1...2... As both men rise, JD executes a shooter's takedown and locks in a Front Facelock. [I]The fans boo Morgan for his immediate stifling of the action.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Well, the Front facelock is hardly the most exciting tactic from JD Morgan. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, shut up, Bernie. Just 'cos you couldn't tell the difference between a Front Facelock and a Side Headlock. Morgan is a technical magician! McPeterson battles his way up to his feet. He elbows Morgan in the gut and shoots him off to the ropes. As the stateside star rebounds back he is caught with a Mafia Kick. The Streetfighter follows up by throwing his opponent to the concrete floor. As JD stands McPeterson charges and hits a top-rope-clearing Sommersault Plancha. [I]"Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!"[/I] However, Randy Garcia takes a chair from ringside and blasts McPeterson in the back as he returns to his feet. The streetfighter is then rolled back into the ring by Garcia's client. However, rather than Morgan going on the attack, he merely locks in the Rear Chinlock. [I]"Boring Morgan!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap* "Boring Morgan!"[/I] The match continues in a similar vein, Jeff doing the best to wow the crowds and JD keeping him grounded in any and every boring way imaginable. In the eighth minute Morgan locks up McPeterson in a Body Scissors. McPeterson manages to fight his way out of the hold using a series of grounded strikes. As both men rise, McPeterson leaps onto Morgan's shoulders... Huricanrana. He follows up by springing up to the top rope. Moonsault! But Morgan rolls through. 1... He gets his feet on the middle rope. 2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Pag:[/B] That, Bernie, is how to use your brain... something you're probably not used to. [B]Evans:[/B] It's also the quick way to turn this rabid crowd against you! [I]Indeed, the crowd lay into Morgan and his manager as they head to the back.[/I] [CENTER][I]However, the chants are interrupted by the cheesy tones of The Darkness.[/I] [/CENTER] [I]"The Heartbreaker" struts his way to the ring, with the occasional thrust of the hips, in the most unnecessarily sequined ring jacket you've ever seen.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] It's Byron! [B]Pag:[/B] You don't say... Wow, nice threads. [B]Evans:[/B] Err... he looks like a damn disco ball! [I]Upon entering the ring, he takes off his jacket and throws it into the crowd... it's thrown right back at him.[/I] [B]Byron:[/B] I am here in MoSC for a very simple reason. I've been wrestling exclusively in Europe for a few years now and it has become pretty apparent that, in the time I've been away, that British wrestling has lost all direction. [I]BOO! Hiss![/I] [B]Byron:[/B] Think what you want, arseholes. The fact is that I'm more talented than anyone in that locker room, I'm more well-known than anyone back there and I'm sure as hell better looking. [I]The fat dude in the Green Lantern shirt yells out... "Hey, Powderpuff, you ain't talented. Step out that ring and I'll kick you arse!" "Oooooo!" "Fight Fight! Fight! Fight!"[/I] [B]Byron:[/B] That so, Fatboy? I'd say I was gonna come down there and mess you up good and proper but I don't think I could make your looks any worse! [I]"Oooooo!"[/I] [B]Byron:[/B] So, it's hardly worth my effort but, seeing as I could kick the arse of anyone in the back, I may as well extend the offer to you too. [I]Byron makes to exit the ring.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Jesus, it looks like Byron is actually gonna start on Green Lantern Fan. Is that legal? [B]Pag:[/B] Who cares, Evans? We get to see that fat f**k get bitch slapped! [I]Byron's antics are interrupted. by a booming voice over the PA.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Hey, Sassy, you want a wee bit o' argie-bargie, eh? Well look no further! [CENTER][/CENTER] [I]The fans go nuts![/I] [B]Evans:[/B] It's Warrior! It's Warrior! [B]Pag:[/B] [I]feins a retarded voice[/I] "It's Warrior! It's Warrior!"... ya f**king kiss arse! [I]As The Highland Warrior stops for a kodak moment with the old Scottish guy in the aisle-way seat, the old woman, frontrow at ringside, looks up from her knitting, peers through her glasses and shouts so loud that her dentures end up on the wrong side of the guard rail.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Well, Elsie's excited! [B]Pag:[/B] Jesus, get those dentures out of it! I might catch something! [B]Evans:[/B] Old age isn't contageous, you know? [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, and clearly neither is good taste otherwise I might have had a small impact on this crowd tonight! [I]Before entering the ring, the old Scottish guy offers Warrior his bottle of Single Malt Glenfiddich No. 21. Warrior promptly downs the half of the bottle that is still left and rolls into the ring in a drunken stoupour.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Eh, Sassy, ya f**king... [I]The fans pop![/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Why I oughtta aye birk ye... [I]"Warrior! Warrior! Warrior! Warrior!"[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] The Combat fans love to hear the Highland Warrior speak! [B]Pag:[/B] Speak? Speak?! Are those even words?! [I]Warrior strides up to Byron who looks ready to pass out from the old man's booze breath.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Eh, why was I out here agin? Aye... ya wee cou... ye come out 'ere with yer cleck and yer confab athout a lane daicent word for anyone! [I]He pauses.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Eh, where'd ma f**king whisky go? [I]Byron, unable to stand it any longer, lands a right hand on Warrior and a match is underway.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Byron.jpg[/IMG] Byron lands another punch. And another as Warrior struggles to realise where he is. Finally, a kick to the head of the bent-double Scot is enough to send him out to ringside. Byron follows him out and a wild brawl kicks off. Fists fly everywhere until the Highland Warrior starts to get the upperhand. He backs Byron up against the apron and lands a stiff chop. ...and another. Byron, desperate, bitch slaps his way out of trouble, hitting several open hands to the Warrior's face as though he's swimming dog-paddle. He then lands the lowblow, which grounds the big Scot, and follows up with the Mounted Punches. He then picks up a chair. However, before he can use it, he finds that he is being handbagged by an angry Granny McPeterson. [I]"F**k off, you crazy old bint" "Leave him alone you nasty little sod!"[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Elsie's taking offence to Byron's underhanded tactics. [B]Pag:[/B] Who the hell is she anyway? ...and what's she doing in a working man's club? [I]The handbagging continues as The Warrior returns to his feet. "F**k him up, Elsie! F**k him up!"[/I] The Warrior strides over and grabs Byron by his flowing locks. [I]"I'll take it from here, ta Granny."[/I] Stiff right hand. [I]"Oooo"[/I] Another. [I]"Oooo"[/I] ...and another. [I]"Oooo"[/I] Warrior winds up... [I]"Wooooooah..."[/I] ...and pokes Byron in the eye. [I]"Hahahahahahahaha!"[/I] The big Scot then drags the brash debutaunte into the ring. He backs him into the corner and locks in the waist lock ready for the Belly-To-Belly Suplex. [B]Evans:[/B] Here we go... Highland Fling! [B]Evans:[/B] Highland Fling! Highland Fling! [B]Pag:[/B] Morons... I'm surrounded by f**king morons. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Evans:[/B] That was academic from the Highland Warrior! [B]Pag:[/B] I'm sorry, if there is one thing he is not it's academic! Look at him he's a face-painted drunk slob. [B]Evans:[/B] Well, here in the Combat Zone that makes you a hero. [B]Pag:[/B] ...and to think where I come from it would probably get you on the sex-offenders list. [B]Evans:[/B] What a true great that man is. Wouldn't it make you proud to be Scottish. [B]Pag:[/B] Actually, I'm not sure I've ever been prouder to be English. [COLOR="Red"][B]Fans Bring Weapons Match[/B][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/HarleyNeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG] Both men come out swinging, determined to take home the gold. The fight soon spills to the outside as the brawl continues. Kevin Jones reaches into the crowd and retrieves a police baton. He proceeds to twat Harley Neill around the head with it. [B]Evans:[/B] Ooh, ouch! [B]Pag:[/B] Come on, Harley. Where's your c0ckney fighting spirit, man? As if on cue, Neill thumbs Jones in the eye. [B]Pag:[/B] There it is! Neill now reaches into the crowd and a small nerdy guy volunteers his laptop computer. Slightly bemused, Neill just shrugs his shoulders and clocks Jones in the face with it. Electrical sparks fly out as Neill now takes a sack from a young Irish football fan. He looks inside and sprinkles some glass over the floor with a wry smile. He smacks Jones in the back with the sack and cuts begin to appear. Again and again as the wounds start to gush. [B]Evans:[/B] Ooh, that ain't pretty. [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, so's your face. [B]Evans:[/B] What are you, twelve? Jones salvation comes in the form of the big biker who throws him a set of knuckle dusters which he uses to knock Neill flat. A young guy then offers Jones a practice guitar amp but the champion refuses, instead taking the fans' bottle of Jack Daniels'. As Neill comes back to standing he's sent right back down as the bottle is broken over his head. [B]Evans:[/B] ...and now Neiil is bleeding. [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, but at least he's got some alcohol to anaesthetise it! As Neill staggers to his feet again, Faith No More Guy chucks Jones a cricket bat and the champion smiles. Neill is dragged back into the ring and positioned in the corner. Then, Jones, forces his legs onto either middle rope so that he is, effectively, doing the splits in the corner. The champion then shouts to the crowd. [I]"Let's see if I can do a little better than Ian Bell yesterday!"[/I] He backs off to the middle of the ring and takes up a batsman's stance. He then advances down the wicket... SIX! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! [B]Pag:[/B] Jesus Christ! [B]Evans:[/B] I think that eliminates the chance of any little Harley Neill's running around in the future! Jones covers 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Evans:[/B] Jones is still the champ! [B]Pag:[/B] Great... if you want me I'll be in my trailer. [I]Pag gets up and walks out.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] You have a trailer?! Why don't I get a trailer? [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"][B]Show Rating:[/B][/COLOR] D+[/SIZE]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BD.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="3"]Well, it was a great first show. I think that qualifies as the fans appreciating the new product. Braveheart should be stoked. Now to see if I can pull Simona before the night is through. Wait, what the...[/SIZE]

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[CENTER][CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JDMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BernieEvans.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/CENTER] [I]I walked back into the dressing room to discover JD Morgan grabbing Bernie Evans by his shirt lappels.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Woah... boys, what's going on? [B]Ultra-Violence:[/B] It's a fight! [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah, cheers for that, U-V. Haven't you got an arm to inject or something? [I]Besides the obviousness of his comment, I knew who my money was on![/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Oi... JD, explain! [B]Morgan:[/B] This twats been saying that the only reason I came over here is because Ash Campbell kicked my arse backstage at a PSW event. [B]Pag:[/B] Is it true? [B]Morgan:[/B] THAT'S NOT THE POINT! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, yeah, right... sorry. [I]I thought.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Is this true? Did Bernie start spreading sh*t? [I]I looked around a sea of nodding faces.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Right, Bernie, this stuff isn't gonna be tolerated in this locker room. Understand? [B]Evans:[/B] Whatever. [B]Pag:[/B] No whatever, man. JD's one hell of a wrestler and a real asset to this company. So, not only should you not be pissing him off, you should be considering the fact that there are plenty of available announcers on the UK scene. [B]Evans:[/B] So? [B]Pag:[/B] So, you better be f**king careful. [B]Evans:[/B] What are you gonna do? Fire me? You wouldn't have the balls. [B]Pag:[/B] Okay, first off, I would and, second, that'd be the least of your worries. See, if this happens again, I won't just fire you; I'll also tell Warrior and he'll kick your arse nine ways to Sunday! Now get out of my sight! [I]Evans left with his tail between his legs. He even whispered sorry to JD as he left. Man, this booking thing might be an easier gig than I thought...[/I]

[Astil]

[QUOTE]Pag: Well, half of them are French aren't they?[/QUOTE] I ... am so happy.

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This is golden. Can't wait to read more.

[Trell]

Awesome work Nevermore, Loved the show :)