MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[G-Prime]

^ What he said.

[Olback]

Woot.. 4/5 last time. DJ Reason vs. [B]DJ Treason[/B] Ehh.. don't know why i picked this The Ivanoff Brothers vs. [B]The UK Wrecking Crew[/B] Gives a strong #1 contender for tag team champs Greg Gauge vs. [B]Daniel Black Francis[/B] The new guy on debut in an upset [B]Jeff McPeterson[/B] vs. Larry "Got" Wood I would love to see Larry Wood win here but realistically you need to keep McPeterson strong and a win here would be huge for his career. McPEterson to win via interference from the Alliance. Hell Monkey vs. [B]Adam Matravers(c)[/B] Gotta pick the champ here as Hell Monkey is only here on a talent trade.

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BD.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/HellMonkey_alt.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Hell Monkey:[/B] You wanted to see me? [B]Pag:[/B] I want you to wear the mask during your matches. [B]Hell Monkey:[/B] How the hell am I supposed to do that? [B]Pag:[/B] You're a great wrestler, right? [B]Hell Monkey:[/B] Well, I won't be if I'm wearing the mask. [B]Pag:[/B] Look, these are Northern English fans. They appreciate wrestling but they appreciate novelty more. Trust me, a worse match with the mask will be better than a better match without. [I]Hell Monkey looked blank.[/I] [B]Hell Monkey:[/B] WHAT?! [B]Pag:[/B] Just wear the mask... we're paying you twenty grand per appearance! [B]Hell Monkey:[/B] Whatever... you English are insane. [B]Pag:[/B] You don't know the half of it.

[Eisen-verse]

Hey Nevvy, Just wanted to swing in and say that I love your backstage segments. This last one with Hell Monkey was hilarious. :D Great writing style. Cheers.

[Nevermore]

Cheers for all the feedback, guys. Very much appreciated :). I'm very glad if it's funny in places. It's a nice comic relief for me compared to most of the stories in 'Worldwide. Oh, and Prophet... you've mixed up the Gauge twins :D. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Prophet]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;689384]Cheers for all the feedback, guys. Very much appreciated :). I'm very glad if it's funny in places. It's a nice comic relief for me compared to most of the stories in 'Worldwide. Oh, and Prophet... you've mixed up the Gauge twins :D. Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] D'oh!! Then DBF mops the floor with him. Blasted Gauge's looking alike. lol

[Remianen]

Dude, I never thought I'd see the day where a C+ MOSC show is considered 'okay'. Keep it up! This is one fun diary! And I never thought I'd see the day when I'd say this but.... .....more Highland Warrior, please!!!

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Remianen;689913]Dude, I never thought I'd see the day where a C+ MOSC show is considered 'okay'. Keep it up! This is one fun diary! And I never thought I'd see the day when I'd say this but.... .....more Highland Warrior, please!!![/QUOTE] Cheers man! It's the most fun I've had booking MoSC 'cos, for once, a few things have gone my way. The great chemistry between Jones and Patterson was a godsend in the early stages. Being able to hold on to the Gauge brothers for a half decent length of time has not only improved match ratings but also allowed me to bring in some useful Japanese talent trades. But, most of all, Adam Matravers is basically becoming a god (by UK standards at least). Check out his stats: [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Matraversstats.jpg[/IMG] Okay, he's no Tommy Cornell but look at those performance skills. Look at them! I can put him in the ring with anyone andhe'll pull off a good match. Get this... he is in with a shot of making the TEW 100 and his performances in Japan are actually bringing his average match grade down! That's how well he's performing in MoSC right now. If he sticks around, he's easily the biggest thing in the UK since Jack Giedroyc and maybe even Cliff Wilson. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[critical-23]

Wow, Nevermore. Finally read this thing all the way through and I am jsut blown away. TWO friggin outstanding diaries is just crazy. Your diaries are so good that you have a BIG following on board the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower. I have heard people saying that they can't wait to change shifts just so they can read either your ECW diary or MOSC. Please, for the goodness of US Navy--KUTGW!:D

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Sunday , week 2, March, 2010[/B] Live in front of 300 fans at the SOLD OUT "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club

[IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCManny.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. It is, once more, my pleasure to welcome you to the sold out combat zone, home of needlessly violent men and gratuitously hairy wrestling. [B]Pag:[/B] Someone needs to teach you how to do a proper show intro. [B]Manny:[/B] Someone needs to teach you how to call a match. [B]Pag:[/B] You're just bitter because Adam Matravers is going to lose to Hell Monkey for the third time tonight and, this time, suffer the humiliation of losing the UK Title in front of his home fans. [B]Manny:[/B] You're being a tad presumptious. [B]Pag:[/B] You're being a twat. [B]Manny:[/B] Is it impossible for us to call one of these shows without descending into needless bickering. [B]Pag:[/B] Actually, Manny, now you mention it... yes, yes it is. You're that much of a pillock! [B][COLOR="Red"]DJ Mix Battle[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAReason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG] Everyone's least favourite ringside fan hands Treason another mixtape upon his entrance. To the crowd's horror, "Chain Hang Low" by Jibbs blares out. However, order seems to be restored when DJ Reason walks out with his own deck, playibng NWA's "Express Yourself". Nevertheless, most of the fans still look like they'd rather be listening to Def Leppard... or Tongues -N- Pansies, obviously. As the two DJ's reach the ring a sort of retarded sword fight breaks out using the tape decks. Eventually, Treason gains the upper-hand, DDT'ing Reason onto his boom box. The fans seem rather confused and concern themselves with proving that there are no favourites in this match. [I]"YOU'RE BOTH SH*T! YOU'RE BOTH SH*T!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] ...and the delightful witicisms of the Northern crowds return. [B]Manny:[/B] They're better than your delightful witicisms at any rate. After an even contest, it is DJ Treason who delivers the Edge of Treason for the win. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER][I]Melanie Florence is backstage with Adam Matravers and Phoebe Plumbridge.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MelanieFlorence.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Instead of the usual stand-up interview, all three are sit against the corridoor wall looking hazey.[/I] [B]Flroence:[/B] Err... hi... I'm Melanie Florence and you may remember me from those things. Y'know... [B]Phoebe:[/B] Backstage segments? [B]Florence:[/B] Yeah, them... like the night when that guy... [B]Matravers:[/B] Which guy? [I]The UK Champ takes a drag of his conical cigarette.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] Y'know... hairy. [B]Matravers:[/B] Johnathan Faust? [B]Florence:[/B] Nah... fatter. [B]Phoebe:[/B] Oh, Warrior? [B]Florence:[/B] Yeah... the night he did something vaguely amusing involving Emma Evans' lingerie... err... a bowl of porridge... and a dachsund with a digestive problem. [B]Matravers:[/B] Man, that was awesome! [B]Florence:[/B] Yes it was. Now, what was this interview about? [B]Matravers:[/B] What interview? [B]Florence:[/B] Good question. [I]All three sit there spaced out for a few moments.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] Back to you, Manny. [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Well, that's Northern professionalism for you. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIgor.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIvan.jpg[/IMG]vs.[IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCUKWC.jpg[/IMG] Both teams come out looking like the double hard bastards they are. However, Thug and Bruiser look the more refined bastards. [I]"THE CREW ARE GONNA KILL YOU! THE CREW ARE GONNA KILL YOU!"[/I] Sure enough, in the fifth minute, Thug hits Igor with the Clothesline From Hull as Bruiser delivers the Durham Dominator to Ivan. They pick up simultaneous falls. [B]Match Rating:[/B] E+ [I]After the match, Thug picks up a microphone.[/I] [B]Thug:[/B] Takeover... you have something that belongs to us. You see, the five time UK tag champs don't ttake kindly to having their crown usurped and I'm buggered if you two Southern pansies can beat us twice. So, I think Bruiser has six simple words on his mind. [I]The crowd chants along with Bruiser.[/I] [B]Bruiser:[/B] THE CREW... IS COMING FOR YOU! [CENTER][I]Backstage, The Steamroller approaches Eddie Cornell.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CASteamroller.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCCornell.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Cornell:[/B] What the f**k do you want? [B]Steamroller:[/B] Nice to see you too. [B]Cornell:[/B] Don't get sharp with me, sunshine. Do you know who I am? The name's Cornell... [I]Two backstage attendants walk passed.[/I] [B]Attendants:[/B] Yeah! [I]The Steamroller suddenly looks rather intimidated.[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] Eddie Cornell! [I]Steamroller goes from looking intimidated to bemused. The backstage attendants look at each other and shrug their shoulders. A cricket can be heard chirping in the background as some tumbleweed rolls down the corridoor.[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] But the name's still Cornell! [B]Attendants:[/B] Yeah! [CENTER][I]Suddenly, Cornell is jumped from behind.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Steamroller:[/B] It doesn't matter what your name is, you snivelling little prick! We are taking this place over but, since Double E has sold the rights to this sh*t hole, we need to find the new owner. [I]Cornell splutters up a response from the floor.[/I] [B]Cornell:[/B] ...and? [B]Steamroller:[/B] ...and you used to own this place. We want to know if its your name on the contracts. [B]Cornell:[/B] You're kidding, right? If I had any power, I'd have sent you bastards packing already. [I]Steamroller realises Cornell is telling the truth.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] Sh*t! Danny... [I]Patterson lays the boots into Cornell as The Steamroller walks off.[/I] [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAGregGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCDBF.jpg[/IMG] Once again, Gauge's performance seems shakey. He does not seem to have adapted to the combat zone's unique environment at all. Daniel Black Francis capitalises, taking control of the match. In the seventh minute, he applies his patented Dread Lock (a modified Scorpion Deathlock) for the win. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [CENTER][I]As soon as the bell rings, Matt gauge slides into the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] That'd be right... all this alliance "safety in numbers" toss. [I]Gauge boots Francis in the gut and throws him over the ropes. He then turns... DDT on Greg![/I] [B]Manny:[/B] What the hell?! Matt Gauge just decked his own brother! [I]Matt locks in the Proton Lock on Greg as the fans seem extremely confused. Matt releases the hold after about thirty seconds of his brother screaming in agony. He picks up a microphone.[/I] [B]Gauge:[/B] No' long ago, the Alliance was on top and just inches away from puddin' this disgraceful place outta business. We held the Blood & Beer Tidle, the Tag Tidles and the UK Tidle. Now, we've lost the biggest belt in this gosh darn promotion... if you can actually call it big... and we've starded looking like no good whipping boys. [I]The fans start taking the piss out of Gauge's over-emphasised American drawl. "IF YOU CAN'T TALK PROPA SHUT YER MOWF! IF YOU CAN'T TALK PROPA SHUT YER MOWF! IF YOU CAN'T TALK PROPA, CAN'T TALK PROPA CAN'T TALK PROPA SHUT YER MOWF!"[/I] [B]Gauge:[/B] Oh, you "smart marks" think you're so widdy. [I]The crow3d start chanting the letter "T" at Gauge, mocking his pronounciation.[/I] [B]Gauge:[/B] You think just 'cos I come from the Deep South, I don't know sh*t, huh? Well, lemme tell you somethin' you no good sons-a-bitches... not only is the South in America the rightful capital of the entire West, the South in the UK sure kicks the crap outta these Northern slums! [I]"BOOOOOOOOOO!"[/I] [B]Gauge:[/B] Bus as I was sayin'... the failures of the Alliance come down to a lack o'desire on the pard o' every member and my own brother is the worst offender. You see, we ain't got no room for haks an', likewise, we need a man to lead us forward into victory. It's all well 'n good bringin' in these one-time, two-time or what-have-you guest wrasslers to do our biddin' but we need a constant, a talisman and that man is me. So, I say it's time we took out the trash from our own ranks before we take out the worst trash of all... this lousy, no good hardcore wraslin'. [I]Gauge picks up his brother before heading to the back.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] You tell 'em, kid. [B]Manny:[/B] You're not worried about losing Greg Gauge then? [B]Pag:[/B] I Gauge Matt to be better than Greg. [B]Manny:[/B] Don't try and be clever. It doesn't suit you. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWoodandSimona.jpg[/IMG] The fans go crazy for the combat zone's departing wild man even before he makes it to the ring. [I]"WE WANT WOOD! WE WANT WOOD!"[/I] The reception for McPeterson is not so appreciative. [I]"F**K YOU JEFF! F**K YOU JEFF!"[/I] Indeed, Wood gives him a similarly hostile welcome. As soon as the young Scot hits the ring, he is floored by a shot from Larry's 2x4. He collapses in a heap and Wood picks him up effortlessly. Low blow from McPeterson! But Wood is completely unaffected; he just laughs. [B]Manny:[/B] Larry's got Wood! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, for crying out loud. [I]"HE'S GOT WOOD! HE'S GOT WOOD!"[/I] The wild man proceeds to throw the young Scot around the ring like a rag doll. Scoop Slam! Powerbomb! Military Press Slam! The domination continues for what must seem like an age to McPeterson. Indeed, by the eighth minute, the dastardly heir to the Scottish thrown looks in real trouble. Wood picks him up again... and starts biting his forehead. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, that's plain out of order! He could give him a disease! [B]Manny:[/B] He's not actually wild, you know. [B]Pag:[/B] No... but he is Canadian! Wood whips McPeterson to the ropes... [B]Manny:[/B] Here it comes the Running Big Foot! [B]Pag:[/B] Yay! You mean we all get to shout those three words repeatedly like trained monkeys?! Awesome... [B]Manny:[/B] Did you have any friends as a child? [B]Pag:[/B] That's a painful subject and you know it. [CENTER][I]However, before Wood can hit his finisher, the towering figure of Danny Patterson steps over the ropes.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Big Boot to Wood! The wildman stubmles backwards... ...CHOKESLAM! McPeterson flops onto Wood's body. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Manny:[/B] God damn it! [B]Pag:[/B] Ding dong the twat is gone! [B]Manny:[/B] Really? I thought he was sitting next to me. [B]Pag:[/B] You people at home may not be able to see it but I am rolling my eyes. Hear that, Manny. I am rolling my eyes! Lame! Your comeback was lame! [I]In the ring, Patterson helps McPeterson to his feet and then to the back. Meanwhile, the fans show their trademark wit. "OLE OLE OLE DANNY PATTERSON IS GAY!"[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMonkey.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatravers.jpg[/IMG] While champion and challenger square each other up, it is obvious that the fans are going to be on Hell Monkey's back for the whole match. [I]"WHO THE F**K'S THIS FOREIGN GUY? DOO-DAH DOO-DAH WHO THE F**K'S THIS FOREIGN GUY? ALL THE DOO-DAH DAY WHO THE F**K IS HE? WHO THE F**K IS HE? WHO THE F**K'S THIS FOREIGN GUY? ALL THE DOO-DAH DAY."[/I] As the challenger charges in at a rather spaced looking champion, the Mile High Club start cheering in full-effect and the champ suddenly snaps into action. The two men put on a great display, mixing the sort-of modern wrestling that the combat fans have only recently become accustomed to with the more traditional mat wrestling they've always known. However, true to MoSC's heritage, it is the hardcore mentality that wins out as chairs, ladders and various other weapons are employed. In the twelfth minute, Matravers floors Hell Monkey and climbs to the top of the ladder. [I]"MILE HIGH! MILE HIGH!"[/I] Matravers flies off the ladder in a Mile High Moonsault. [B]Manny:[/B] Wow! But Hell Monkey moves and Matravers eats canvas. [B]Pag:[/B] Haha, take that! Hell Monkey picks up the champion and floors him again with his patented Hell Fire Kick. Rather than cover, Hell Monkey climbs the turnbuckle to everyonw's intrigue. He beats his chest whilst making monkey noises... he'll never live this down. Monkey Tumble! Thr challenger's own brand of the Corkscrew Body Press wow's the fans as he collides with the champion. But Matravers rolls through... 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C+ [B]Pag:[/B] What?! No! How?! [I]Both champion and challenger stand up. Hell Monkey shakes his head in disbelief. Matravers shrugs his shoulders and smiles. Hell Monkey offers a handshake.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] What are you doing?! Don't shake his hand! This guy's an even worse investment than Khoklov! [CENTER][I]Matt Gauge and Danny Patterson hit the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, what now?! [I]Gauge DDTs Hell Monkey as Patterson hits the Chokeslam on Matravers.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] It's about time someone restored order! [B]Gauge:[/B] I said it was time to take out the trash and, Mister Monkey, I can't help but think we ain't payin' ya to make friends around here. [B]Patterson:[/B] ...and, as for you, Adam, me ol' china, I got you in a cabbage patch next month and then we'll see who the rightful oily is, eh? [I]The internet feed cuts out to the sounds of Hey-Ho Silver Lining. "F**K OFF WHERE YOU CAME FROM 'COS WE HATE THE SOUTH!"[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] C-[/SIZE]

[Nevermore]

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[Nevermore]

[CENTER]...and we're back in business... [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/FICB3.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeff McPeterson vs. Nathaniel Hawk[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCHawk.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Two months ago, "The Dread Pirate" Nathaniel Hawk picked up his first win in the combat zone against Nova's former right-hand-man, Pitbull Brown. Trouble is, upon his returning to the ring, he is scheduled to face the dastardly heir to the Scottish throne. Jeff McPeterson has been on a roll since turning his back on Men Of Steel Combat and seriously injuring his father, The Highland Warrior. Will he extend his unbeaten streak at Fyfe In Cold Blood?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Tag Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UKTag.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]The UK Wrecking Crew vs. The Takeover(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCUKWC.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATakeover.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Takeover... The Crew is coming for you! Last time these teams met, they put on one of the best tag matches we have seen in years. Sadly, it was rather spoiled by the interference of the Ivanoff brothers. After defeating the perenial Eastern European pain in the arses, Thug and Bruiser have this shot to reclaim the gold that most consider to be rightfully theirs.[/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]MoSC Blood & Beer Championship Match[/SIZE][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Kevin Jones vs. Stevie Stoat(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAStoat.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Since losing the UK Championship to Danny Patterson, Kevin Jones has only competed once - in a rematch against his arch nemesis, a match which he ultimately lost. Nevertheless, such is the faith that the Men Of Steel and the combat fans place in "The Welsh Special", he has been chosen as the man most capable of bringing the Blood & Beer Title back to the North. However, Stevie Stoat is far from a push-over, being one of Nova's top stars and most trusted allies. This one is anyone's guess.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Matt Gauge vs. Hell Monkey[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMonkey.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Clearly, Mister Nova does not have the best eye for international talent. First, Champagne Lover had a notable "disagreement" with Adam Matravers that sent the arrogant Mexican back to Central America. Then, Giant Khoklov dominated the combat zone for two months but, ultimately, failed to retain the UK Championship against Adam Matravers and has not been seen since. Most recently, Hell Monkey was, apparently, paid a handsome sum to remove "The Mile High Superstar" from his position atop the UK Wrestling scene. However, not only did the pissed-off primate fail to do so... he even rubbed salt into Nova's emotional wounds, shaking hands with the very man he was supposed to defeat. Now, Matt Gauge, the self-appointed talisman of the 21st Century Alliance, has said he will "take out the trash". He started with his brother last month, sending him back to whatever yawnfest of a "puro" promotion he's now working for. Next, his sights are set on Hell Monkey and it happens at Fyfe in Cold Blood.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Danny Patterson vs. Adam Matravers(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Strength meets quickness and intimidation meets intellect as "The Tower of London" takes on "The Mile High Superstar". However, it's unknown whether the fans are more interested in this match-up or the inevitable catfight between Phobe Plumbridge and Randy Garcia. If Gauge is now the talisman of the Alliance, Patterson is certainly the enforcer of the operation and it seems he will be looking to enforce a bootprint onto the forehead of the UK Champion. Two of the most remarkable UK Champions of recent years meet in what is sure to be a classic.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]Meanwhile, we have word from an anonymous source that the new owner of MoSC will be appearing at the combat zone this month![/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Saturday, week 1, April, 2010[/B] Live in front of 300 fans at the SOLD OUT "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCManny.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. I'm Manny Morhan and it is, once again, my pleasure to welcome you to the sold out combat zone, home of, well... chaos. [B]Pag:[/B] Maybe, Manny, maybe but there's only one promotion emerging victorious from the chaos and that's the 21st Century Alliance! [B]Manny:[/B] Well, true enough Mister Nova has sent some of his finest recruits here to the North but, if I'm not mistaken, your boys only one won inter-promotional match at the last show. [B]Pag:[/B] Beside the point. [B]Manny:[/B] How do you figure? [B]Pag:[/B] Because the men of steel suck balls. [B]Manny:[/B] ...a highly intelligent argument. [B]Pag:[/B] Well, you gotta adjust the argument for the audience and let's not forget who I'm talking to, moron. [B]Manny:[/B] MORHAN! DAMN YOU! IT'S MORHAN! [B]Pag:[/B] Raw nerve? [CENTER][I]The bickering is interrupted by the entrance of the "Streetfighting Man".[/I]

[/CENTER] [I]The jeers are deafening. The young Scot arrogantly walks down to ringside, grabs a microphone and steps through the ropes.[/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] Y'know, Men of Steel Combat has existed for three decades and the only reason it's never progressed is because you scummy, working class pricks can't be arsed to get off your backsides and take some action! [I]BOO! HISS![/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] If you'd have petitioned a tv network, it could have got a broadcasting deal; if you'd have just handed out some flyers or promoted this company in any way, it could have booked it's shows in a bigger and better arena than this reeking, skanky sespit! That's why I made my decision... the intelligent decision... the correct decision to join the 21st Century Alliance. [I]"F**K YOU JEFF! F**K YOU JEFF!"[/I] [B]McPeterson:[/B] There's only one promotion which is gonna emerge victorious from this war and, rest assured, it is the Alliance... [B]Pag:[/B] Told ya. [B]Manny:[/B] So you did. It's still a croc of sh*t, mind. [B]McPeterson:[/B] ...and I'm gonna be the man who leads the charge. You see, Danny and Matt made an admirable stand last month as the Alliance's new enforcers but I am the best poun-for-pound fighter in the UK. Hell, I'm the best in this country full-stop and there ain't a single person with the talent or the balls to prove me wrong! [CENTER][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] ...and, as if on cue, "The Dread Pirate" Nathaniel Hawk is here to shut him up. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCHawk.jpg[/IMG] Hawk makes a strong showing in the early minutes. However, McPeterson goes on to take complete control. The young Scot dictates the pace of the match and finishes Hawk off with a Scottish pancake after eight minutes. [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [CENTER][I]Melanie Florence is backstage with Adam Matravers and Phoebe Plumbridge.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MelanieFlorence.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]For once, Matravers looks stone-cold sober and serious.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] What gives? [B]Plumbridge:[/B] Sorry? [B]Florence:[/B] Where's the blow? [B]Matravers:[/B] I ain't smoking tonight. [B]Florence:[/B] What? I don't get paid for this, y'know? [B]Plumbridge:[/B] Really? What is it then, love of the business? [B]Florence:[/B] Yeah, right... Warrior says I owe him 'cos he got me my first break in the adult movie... nevermind. [I]Matravers and Plumbridge shoot each other a confused glance.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] So, why the serious face? [B]Plumbridge:[/B] Adam's pissed off. [B]Florence:[/B] Because? [B]Matravers:[/B] Because of that damn Scottish shortbread! He takes out his old man... [B]Plumbridge:[/B] ...which was disgusting, by the way... [B]Matravers:[/B] ...and, now, he reckons he's the best in the UK. [B]Plumbridge:[/B] Yeah right... a main event including him is about as an attractive a proposition as a porn film starring Melanie Fl... never mind. [B]Florence:[/B] I can probably get you a discount price on One Night In Florence. [B]Plumbridge:[/B] I'll be fine, thank you. [B]Matravers:[/B] Point is, Jeff, you think you're the best. Well, you gotta hang with the best, mate, and I'm challenging you to a match... title on the line. [B]Plumbridge:[/B] Oh, Adam, you're so sexy when you get courageous... let's go. [I]Plumbridge scampers off mischieviously. The UK champion whispers to Melanoe Florence.[/I] [B]Matravers:[/B] I'll give you a fiver for that movie. [B]Florence:[/B] Make it a tenner. [B]Matravers:[/B] A fiver... and an eighth. [B]Florence:[/B] Err... [B]Matravers:[/B] It's good sh*t. [B]Florence:[/B] Deal. [I]Plumbridge calls down the corridoor.[/I] [B]Plumbridge:[/B] Adam? [B]Matravers:[/B] Coming, sweet cheeks. [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UKTag.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCUKWC.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATakeover.jpg[/IMG] The UK Wrecking come out swinging. The bikers lay in an all-out beatdown as the crowd transforms into bloodthirsty mob. [I]"CREW! CREW! CREW! CREW!"[/I] Soon, the weapons are involved and the UK Tag Champs are little more than bloody pulps. [CENTER][I]A familiar Russian foe emerges from the back.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIgor.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIvan.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] However, as Igor and Ivan hit the ring they are greeted by a traditional Crew welcome. [I]"The Crew are gonna kill you! The Crew are gonna kill you!"[/I] Durham Dominator Igor! Ivan is whipped to the ropes by Thug... CLOTHESLINE FROM HULL! [B]Manny:[/B] ...and that's what happens when you mess with the crew! [B]Pag:[/B] Don't be too hasty, Manny. Joss Thompson rolls up Bruiser from behind . 1...2...Kickout! [B]Pag:[/B] Damn it! [B]Manny:[/B] ...and that just pissed Bruiser off! Durham Dominator to Thompson! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Manny:[/B] We've got new UK Tag Team Champions and it was an open and shut case! [B]Pag:[/B] Damn it... you gits will pay dearly for that in the main event! [B]Manny:[/B] We'll see. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAStoat.jpg[/IMG] "The Welsh Special" looks like he means business. He takes the fight right to Stoat and matches him in technical ability. However, his brawling is far superior, and before long, his fists have gained him the momentum. Jones ducks out to ringside and grabs a cricket bat. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, come on! [B]Manny:[/B] I swear, if you start on the whole Welsh can't play cricket schtick, I'll cut your f**king balls off! [B]Pag:[/B] But they can'! [B]Manny:[/B] Geraint Jones? [B]Pag:[/B] My point exactly! He slides back in and looks set to hit Stoat for six. [CENTER][I]However, Johnathan Faust slides in shortly after him.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAFaust.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Faust taps Jones on the shoulder. "The Welsh Special" turns around and Faust kicks him in the knackers. The beardy southerner grabs the bat and nearly knocks Jones' head off. Stoat collapses on the challenger for the win. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Pag:[/B] That's 2-1 to the Alliance I think. [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! I can't believe Stoat is the Blood & Beer Champion! It's supposed to be a hardcore-oriented title. [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah but true, technical wrestling is actually more "hardcore" than this weapons-based nonsense. [B]Manny:[/B] I'd like to see you say to the Crew. [CENTER][I]The Steamroller walks to the ring with some muscle.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAReason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CASteamroller.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Interestingly, though, his apparent bodyguards spend most of their time glaring at one another.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] Okay... [I]"HE'S A TRAITOR!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] F**k off! You have no right to speak to a three time UK Champion like that! Fact is, I used to be proud of that achievement... before this promotion went so far down the sh*tter that the belt I proudly defended now means f**k all. Anyway... onto business since there's no other reason I'd waste my time here. [B]Manny:[/B] What a twat. [B]Pag:[/B] Don't put yourself down. [B]Manny:[/B] Seriously? Do you actually think you're funny. [B]Steamroller:[/B] We hear through the grape vine that the new owner of the combat zone is here tonight. Well, sunshine, whoever you are, march on down to this ring and sign the rights over 'cos, if you don't, you're gonna get the beating of your life. [B]Manny:[/B] Who is it? [B]Pag:[/B] Shut up and we may find out. [I]No one emerges.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] Well, come on. Let's be having you! [CENTER][I]Suddenly, a familiar face steps through the curtain.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Nemisis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The pop is enormous.[/I] [B]Nemesis:[/B] Say that again... I dare ya. [B]Pag:[/B] NO F**KING WAY! [B]Manny:[/B] OH MY... WOW! [B]Nemesis:[/B] Now, unless you want to be sh*tting out your own teeth come tomorrow morning, I suggest you get the f**k out of my ring! [I]The Steamroller, dumbfounded, actually obliges.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Look at them run with their tales between their legs. [B]Pag:[/B] I... I... [B]Manny:[/B] My god, even mister opinionated is lost for words. [I]Nemesis takes his time walking to the ring. He grabs a microphone and steps in, savouring the reaction.[/I] [B]Nemesis:[/B] Let's get something straight. I don't work for Nova... [I]WAHEY![/I] [B]Nemesis:[/B] ...and I don't work for Warrior! [I]BOO![/I] [B]Nemesis:[/B] I ain't here to make myself money... [I]WAHEY![/I] [B]Nemesis:[/B] ...and I ain't here to make myself friends. [I]BOO![/I] [B]Nemesis:[/B] I ain't here for your cheers... [I]BOO![/I] [B]Nemesis:[/B] ...and I ain't here for your jeers. [I]WAHEY![/I] [B]Pag:[/B] This is completely surreal! [B]Manny:[/B] This is completely awesome. [B]Nemesis:[/B] I am here because I returned to the industry ten months ago and those ten months went by without a single phone call from a promoter. So, I figured what better way to get back in the game than to buy a place at the table. Then, I was surfing the web one day and I stumbled upon this little webpage for a company called Men of Steel Combat and BANG! It hit me. This was the place for me... hardcore... no limits. Then, I realised this whole war was going on and I thought it was nothing short of first class entertainment. So, I am here for one reason only to oversee this war and make sure we have decided the title of premier promotion in the UK by the end of the year. [I]With that, Nemesis slams down the mic and heads to the back.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMonkey.jpg[/IMG] The two men put on an excellent match. It is evenly contested and both men demonstrate their supreme talent. However, in the twelfth minute, Hell Monkey heads up top. MONKEY TUMBLE... ....but Gauge rolls through... ...and gets his feet on the middle rope. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C [B]Pag:[/B] Good boy Matty! [B]Manny:[/B] Hang on... let's just clarify... you're paying this guy twenty grand per appearance to represent the alliance and you job him out to Matt Gauge. [B]Pag:[/B] I don't pretend to be an economist. [B]Manny:[/B] No, you pretend to be an announcer. [B]Pag:[/B] Oooh... cold. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG] The UK Champiomn starts well, dazzling the challenger with a quick flurry of strikes. However, after Randy Garcia distracts Matravers, the giant takes the upper hand. ...and, then, it appears there is no looking back as the champion is thrown about like a rag doll. Garcia jumps onto the apron to bark instructions at his client. Phoebe Plumbridge jumps after him and drives his throat onto the top ring rope. The two valets start rolling around on the floor fighting. [B]Manny:[/B] Catfight! [B]Pag:[/B] Lucky bastard! Matravers continues to be beaten and battered fior the best part of ten minutes. Then, "The Tower of London" picks up the champion for a Powerbomb. But, once raised in the air, Matravers starts pummeling Patterson's forehead. He reverses it into a Hurricanrana. [B]Manny:[/B] The giant is down! The giant is down! [B]Pag:[/B] Come on, Danny! Patterson scrambles up to his knees. SHINING WIZARD! Matravers hops up top. MILE HIGH MOONSAULT! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C+ [B]Pag:[/B] NO! NO! NO! That stoner little prick... [B]Manny:[/B] He did it! Matravers is still the best in the UK! [I]However, the champion's elation is short-lived as Patterson sits up. The giant back Matravers into the corner.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh no... [B]Pag:[/B] Too right! [CENTER][I]Suddenly, a masked figure emerges from the crowd with a chair.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCExile.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]He slides into the ring.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] It's Burning Exile! He's back! [B]Pag:[/B] What the hell is that yip doing here?! [I]Patterson turns around, shocked to see the Japanese high-flyer. However, he merely laughs at his diminuitive opponent. The giant steps aside. ...and Exile drives the full-force of the steel chair into Matraver's skull.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] WHAT?! WHY? [B]Pag:[/B] Ahahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! [I]The internet feed cuts out as the Northern fans jeer the return of the once-loved Burning Exile.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] C[/SIZE]

[Astil]

Nemesis? NEMESIS!?!?! Hells to the yeah!

[Remianen]

Nevvy, You go a month between posts one more time, and I will come to your house, drink all your beverages, eat all your food, and run your cable bill into the quintuple digits ordering overpriced Danish porn. I'll do it! There's a chap in Kent who's still paying off his bill. :p Great show! I figured it would be Nemesis (or Vibert, if he was available).

[UkWrestleFan]

Nemesis!? Wow! Still loving this diary, Nevermore. It's inspirational to the DaVE '08 game I've got in the works.

[Nedew]

It's back! My life is once again filled with a bright and joyous light.

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Remianen;705644]...and run your cable bill into the quintuple digits ordering overpriced Danish porn.[/QUOTE] I can get you a discount price on One Night in Florence ;). Aawww... cheers guys. Very much appreciated. Next card's matches up within the hour. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER]...and we're back in business... [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/W2SMAF3.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"]Thanks to the influence of new comissioner, Nemesis, Men of Steel Combat heads to the Cobra Den for the first time in over ten years! The action will last a half-hour longer and seven hundred extra tickets will be on offer... so get booking.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Joss Thompson vs. Eddie Cornell[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAThompson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCCornell.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]One half of the former UK Tag Champions, Joss Thompson, gets set to take on Eddie "There's Only One" Cornell. Get ready for British Brains to combat American... well... crap.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]DJ Reason vs. Buff Martinez[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAReason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMartinez.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]As two of the most tanned man you will ever see step into a Scottish ring get ready to do battle, the question is which is tougher... a DJ or a Barcelona Bull? A no-brainer, surely.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Mister Nova's newest signing will be in action[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Oleg Doroslokov[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAOleg.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Usually, anyone with the name of Oleg would be the subject of much ridicule but this guy seems a fully-fledged sh*tkicker. That's right, the 21st Century Alliance have just come to terms on an exclusive contract with Judo Gold Mdedalist Oleg Dorosklov and he will be representing Mister Nova at When Two Scones Make A Fight against mystery opposition.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Iron Man Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Matt Gauge vs. Hell Monkey[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMonkey.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]The bad blood between Gauge and the Monkey Man started two months ago when the latter had the decency to shake the hand of the UK champion. Since "decency" seems a word outside of the general American vocabularly, Matt took umbrage, whatever that means. The young yank was dastardly enough to pick up a questionable victory against Hell Monkey last month and, now, new commissioner Nemesis has ordered this: a 30 Minute Iron Man Match![/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Burning Exile vs. Adam Matravers(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAExile.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]These two men have long been rivals but, previously, there was a great mutual respect between them. Now, any respect or sympathy is long dead and that can be owed to Burning Exile's unprovoked assault on Matravers last month. As we prepare for what should be a breathtaking match, we can only hope that damn slant-eye gets what's coming to him! Get off our land![/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Jingo]

Joss Thompson vs. [B]Eddie Cornell[/B] [B]DJ Reason [/B]vs Buff Martinez [B]Oleg Doroslokov vs [/B]??? Matt Gauge vs [B]Hell Monkey[/B] Burning EXILE vs[B] Adam[/B] [B]Matravers[/B]

[Prophet]

One of my biggest withdrawls when I was internetless ... no MoSC! Of course, I come back to ... no MoSC. Darn your social life, Nevvy! :p [QUOTE=Nevermore;705859]I can get you a discount price on One Night in Florence ;). Aawww... cheers guys. Very much appreciated. Next card's matches up within the hour. Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] A whole night? I just need 20 minutes, and someone to valet my parking. lol