MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Wallbanger;667619][B]BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/B] Nevvy, you do know that a steer is castrated, right? EDIT: Since I don't know the song, I'm presuming they're not trying to be ironic, but the line is hilarious if it's not, and that might be why you like it...[/QUOTE] Haha, I know man :D. No... no... they're kinda being ironic; kinda being tongue-in-cheek. They're a piss-take glam rock band. So, I'm sure the line is deliberate... but I do find it hilarious :p. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/COTT3.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]It's back... the grandaddy of them all... Clash Of The Tartans! We'd say it's the superbowl of UK wrestling but, let's face it, it's bigger than the superbowl![/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Matt Gauge vs. Buff Martinez[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMartinez.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]As two of the brightest young stars of the combat zone face off once more, Matt Gauge is coming fresh off a win against "The Dread Pirate" Nathaniel Hawk. Will former Blood & Beer Champion, Buff Martinez, be the one to smack the smirk from his face?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Tag Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UKTag.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Töngues -N- Pansiës vs. The Takeover(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCTNP.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATakeover.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]New UK Tag Champions, The Takeover, have made no secret around the Phoenix Nights Club of their opinion that they are the greatest tag team in the country. Well, now, there's a whole new foe to be reckoned with. Said to be taking a break from recording their debut studio album, [I]66G: The Number of The Breast[/I], Rollin' Johnny Stones and Rockin' J Heartbreak, collectively known as [I]Töngues -N- Pansiës[/I], are challenging for the titles. With Roxxxy Von Tingle in their corner and such devestating sounding tag team finishers in there arsenal as [I]Fallen Stars On Shattered Dreams... In The Rain[/I] and [I]The Double Penetration[/I], Joss Thompson's and Leo Price's arses may be in trouble... literally.[/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Clash of The Tartans Match[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeffery McPeterson vs. The Highland Warrior[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWarrior2.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]As title tracks are to albums, this match is to Clash of the Tartans... as two tartans clash. See what we did there? No, really, we're quite proud of that. Last month, when the Men Of Steel should have been celebrating Christmas with a shot of absinthe and a Highland Warrior title victory, Jeffery McPeterson spoiled the party. In fact, he assaulted his own father and aligned with the 21st Cerntury Alliance... and, now, it's time for him to be spanked and sent to bed without any porridge.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Danny Patterson vs. Kevin Jones[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]What better way to celebrate our biggest show of the year than by giving you a match you've seen at least ten times before? That's right, "The Tower of London" and "The Welsh Special" square off again in another installment of their tartanic rivalry. Hey, it'll be bloody and hardcore so don't you dare complain![/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Barbed Wire Cage Match for the MoSC UK Championship[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Adam Matravers vs. Giant Khoklov(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAKhoklov.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Since appearing in the combat zone two months ago, Giant Khoklov has dominated and proved himself to be, by far, Mister Nova's most useful acquisition. After putting away Larry Wood and Mister Scotland himself, The Highland Warrior, the big Russian bear looks unstoppable. However, Emma Evans has proposed a worthy challenger... Adam "Mile High" Matravers. Matravers has been on a major roll and recently angered both Mister Nova and The Steamroller by jumping ship to the North. This is his opportunity to prove he made the right decision and demonstrate himself as one of the best talents in the UK... ...but he still has to go through a giant in a barbed wire cage![/SIZE] [SIZE="3"][I]Clash of the Tartans is brought to you in association with TONGUES -N- PANSIES and VINYL COUNTDOWN RECORDS.[/I][/SIZE] [I]66G: The Number of the Breast[/I], scheduled for 2011 release. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TnP-2.gif[/IMG] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Prophet]

Aww, I gotta wait until 2011 for the debut album? But I want it nooooow! (Logo kicks almost as much tookus as Slash Johnny. :D) Matt Gauge vs. [B]Buff Martinez[/B] [I]Buff is gonna use MG as a rebound for his loss to Stoat. His first step towards regaining the title. And no offense to everyone's favorite pirate, but Hawk is no Buff.[/I] [B]Töngues -N- Pansiës[/B] vs. The Takeover(c) [I]Like I'd pick any other team? T'n'P are the greatest tag team to ever step foot in a wrestling ring. The Demons of Rage? Children. The Warlords? Daffoldils! Heck, even the Machines or Young Guns wilt when compared to T'n'P. And the Takeover? Nothing but dudes in chicks knickers. :D Tongues -N- Pansies win! \m/[/I] [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. The Highland Warrior [I]This one was difficult. Highland Warrior doesn't lose. Ever. Jeff McPeterson doesn't lose. Ever. My first thought was the entire arena was going to be blown to smithereens, resulting in the first draw in MoSC history. And a gigantic mess. However, I think the younger McPeterson will use the sway of a father's love, or overdose on scotch, to his advantage and pull this one out.[/I] Danny Patterson vs. [B]Kevin Jones[/B] [I]This one isn't so much thought, or a well planned out guess. I think it's just Jones' turn. Aftermath sees the judge being crowd surfed.[/I] Adam Matravers vs. [B]Giant Khoklov(c)[/B] [I]Poor Mile High. He's been nothing but money for the past few months. Since linking with the Men of Steel, he's shined like a diamond in the rough. And now ... now he's gonna die. Unless you can win by escape, and Khoklov lawn darts him over the top, Mile High falls to the Soviet Silo (building momentun for the return of Wood.)[/I]

[Nevermore]

As a side note, I hope the band logo above is not too obvious an innuendo :p. I know my sense of humour can be a tad risque at times but the whole Dudley segment in ECW Worldwide seemed kocher so I thought I'd run with this. Just give a heads up if you think otherwise ;). Quote The Raven Nevermore

[MikeSensation]

Matt Gauge vs. [B]Buff Martinez[/B] Töngues -N- Pansiës vs. [B]The Takeover(c)[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] Danny Patterson vs. [B]Kevin Jones[/B] Adam Matravers vs. [B]Giant Khoklov(c)[/B]

[mistaken]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;667799]As a side note, I hope the band logo above is not too obvious an innuendo :p. I know my sense of humour can be a tad risque at times but the whole Dudley segment in ECW Worldwide seemed kocher so I thought I'd run with this. Just give a heads up if you think otherwise ;). Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] I must say between this an Getner's Intro some times I have to wonder what runs through your mind, if this is what you choose to share with the rest of the world. :p turly in awe of your ever inspirint work. :cool:

[Olback]

Matt Gauge vs. [B][I]Buff Martinez[/I][/B] Töngues -N- Pansiës vs. [B][I]The Takeover(c)[/I][/B] Champs retain with help from the Alliance Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B][I]The Highland Warrior[/I][/B] He has creative control (well he does when he starts the game) and so i cannot see him lose even to his own son. Danny Patterson vs. [B][I]Kevin Jones[/I][/B] Guess he wins. Adam Matravers vs. [B][I]Giant Khoklov(c)[/I][/B] I like Adam but i cannot see him winning it, this early in the feud, although maybe Larry Wood comes out and helps him...

[Wallbanger]

Matt Gauge vs. [B]Buff Martinez[/B] Töngues -N- Pansiës vs. [B]The Takeover(c)[/B] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] [B]Danny Patterson[/B] vs. Kevin Jones Adam Matravers vs. [B]Giant Khoklov(c)[/B]

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Friday, week 1, December[/B] Live in front of 300 fans at the SOLD OUT "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCManny.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello wrestling fans. It is, once more, my esteemed pleasure to welcome you to the combat zone. [B]Pag:[/B] But it's a greater pleasure for me, Manny. All three titles belong to the Alliance and we now have a McPeterson on board! [B]Manny:[/B] ...and I thought you considered Jeff McPeterson to be a no good punk kid. [B]Pag:[/B] He's turned himself around. [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, he's a turncoat alright. [B]Pag:[/B] Now, that's not what I said. [B]Manny:[/B] But it's what I said... and I meant it. [B]Pag:[/B] Bitter much? [B]Manny:[/B] Oh let's just get on with it. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMartinez.jpg[/IMG] Once again, the two youngsters combine for a great match. Both competitors look strong. However, it is Matt Gauge who picks up the win with his Proton Lock in the eighth minute. [B]Match Rating:[/B] C [CENTER][I]Melanie Florence is backstage with Adam Matravers and Phoebe Plumbridge.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MelanieFlorence.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Florence:[/B] Adam, tonight you are set to face the seemingly unstoppable Giant Khoklov. Do you have any thoughts? [I]Matravers just stands there breathing heavily. He is completely focused on the prospect of his match. Phoebe Plumbridge interjects.[/I] [B]Phoebe:[/B] Look, we're not doubting that Khoklov is impressive... [B]Florence:[/B] On that note, who would you consider more of a Khoklover... the giant or you. [I]Plumbridge just frowns.[/I] [B]Phoebe:[/B] However, Adam's been on a roll as of late. In fact, he's been damn near unstoppable himself. If any man on the roster is capable of taking out Khoklov, it's "The Mile High Superstar". [B]Florence:[/B] But do you really believe that. [B]Phoebe:[/B] Does the pope sh*t in the woods? [B]Florence:[/B] I don't know. [I]Florence turns around and shouts to someone off camera.[/I] [B]Florence:[/B] Hey, Darren... does the pope sh*t in the woods? [B]Voice:[/B] Err... don't think so. I'm sure the vatican has a crapper. [B]Phoebe:[/B] Oh for crying out loud... point is, yes, we both really believe it. [B]Florence:[/B] There you have it... Adam Matravers and Phoebe Plumbridge are delusional optimists. Back to you, Manny. [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Matravers is so dead! [I]The Tag Team Champions, The Takeover, wal down to the ring and await the arrival of the challengers.[/I] [CENTER][I]Suddenly, the distinct sounds of hair metal blare around the arena.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, dear Jesus... [B]Manny:[/B] It's tongues and pansies. [B]Pag:[/B] I don't know about the tongues bit but they certainly are pansies. [I]The glam rockers slide into the ring and Roxxxy grabs a microphone.[/I] [B]Roxxxy:[/B] Phoenix Nights... are you ready... to ROCK?! [I]"YEAH!"[/I] [I]She hands the mic to Rockin' J Heartbreak.[/I] [B]Rockin' J:[/B] No, I don't think you understood 'cos I couldn't hear you. Roxxxy said... ARE YOU READY TO... ROOOOOOOOOOOCK?! [I]"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!"[/I] [I]The mic is passed to Rollin' Johnny Stones.[/I] [B]Rollin' Johnny:[/B] No... no... no... we still can't hear you, dudes. What he asked was... ARE YOU RE... [I]The tag champs grow impatient and jump the challengers from behind.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UKTag.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATakeover.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCTNP.jpg[/IMG] The tag champs start by dominating after the initial assalt from behind. However, Tongues -N- Pansies quickly start to come back and evenly matched tag brawl ensues. By the sixth minute, though, Leo Price has been stranded without a tag for (relatively) considerable time. Every time he tries to tag in Joss Thompson he is cut off to huge applause. Rockin' J Heartbreak tags in Rollin' Johnny Stones. They proceed to bend over Leo Price. Heartbreak positions his crotch in front of his opponent's face. Stones positions his stones behind Price's backside. Both men start thrusting towards the extremities of Price's upper-body. [B]Manny:[/B] It's the double penetration! [B]Pag:[/B] It's damn poofery! That's what it is! The thrusts stop as Tongues -N- Pansies play to the crowd. Price staggers towards Heartbreak. "The Artist Formerly Known As Byron" hits his finisher, The C*ck Rocker (Inverted Atomic Drop). [B]Manny:[/B] ...and the C*ck Rocker! [B]Pag:[/B] Could this get any more gay? Clutching his groin, Price staggers round towards Stones who hits The Nutbuster (a lowblow followed by a Brainbuster). [B]Manny:[/B] ...and the Nut Buster. [B]Pag:[/B] Wow... I guess it could. Both men climb opposite turnbuckles. [B]Manny:[/B] They're looking for Fallen Stars On Shattered Dreams... In The Rain. [B]Pag:[/B] Well, at least there a shoo-in for "Worst Finisher Name" at this years Wrestlecrap awards. [B]Manny:[/B] They have those? [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, yeah... and you're billed as lead announcer. [B]Manny:[/B] Ha... clever. However, Joss Thompson runs down the apron and pushes Heartbreak off the turnbuckle. Stones climbs down off his to attack Thompson. [CENTER][I]However, Stevie Stoat and Johnathan Faust run in.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAStoat.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAFaust.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] Right on cue... Stoat takes out Stones from behind with his title belt as Faust lays in the boots to Heartbreak. Stones is raised to his feet. Thompson hits the Clean Cutter for the fall. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER][I]In a darkened room, Emma Evans and The Steamroller sit on opposite sides of a dimly lit desk.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/EmmaEvans.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CASteamroller.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Steamroller:[/B] So... long story short, we're buying you out. [B]Evans:[/B] One hundred quid?! You plan to give me a Cenny for this entire promotion?! [B]Steamroller:[/B] If anything, I think we're being too generous. What do you reckon boys? [CENTER][I]The camera pans out to reveal the dimly lit figures of the Ivanoff Brothers.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIvan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAIgor.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The intimidating-looking Russians nod in agreement while polishing what look like wooden clubs.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] Look... even if I was going to accept, there's a slight problem. [B]Steamroller:[/B] You hear that, boys? Apparently, there's a problem... I wonder what that might be. [I]The Ivanoffs laugh.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] I've already sold it. [B]Steamroller:[/B] Bullsh*t! [B]Evans:[/B] It isn't bullsh*t. [I]The Steamroller looks confused.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] Show me some proof. [I]Evans produces a document from the desk drawer. The Steamroller looks it over and his face begins to fall.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] You no good f**king tart! Who have you sold it to? [B]Evans:[/B] I'm sworn to secrecy. [B]Steamroller:[/B] TELL ME! [B]Evans:[/B] He'll kill me. [I]The Steamroller grabs her by the shirt collar.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] I'LL KILL YOU! [B]Evans:[/B] F**k you! [I]Evans spits in her captor's face. The Steamroller shakes with rage as he wipes the saliva from his brow.[/I] [B]Steamroller:[/B] Boys... you know what to do. [I]The Steamroller gets up and walks into the shadows as a gloved, Russian hand grabs Evans by the throat.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] No... please... [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Jesus... What the... That's horrible! [B]Pag:[/B] Every war has casulaties, Manny. [B]manny:[/B] But... Not... [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, stop blubbering! Jeff McPeterson is about to kick two shades of sh*t out of his daddy and I don't want you ruining it! [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCWarrior2.jpg[/IMG] Here it is; father versus son. Tartan versus Tartan. McPeterson versus McPeterson. The two men pace around the ring. The Highland Warrior looks unwilling to fight his son at first but Jeff McPeterson strikes first. [I]"WARRIOR! WARRIOR! WARRIOR!"[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] This crowd is rabid. [B]Pag:[/B] Literally. The younger Scot takes a healthy advantage as his father still looks unwilling to fight back despite the cheers. By the sixth minute, Jeff is in complete control. He lands a right hand... ...another... ...and another. ...and... No! It's blocked. He tries another strike. Again his father blocks it. The Highland Warrior shakes his finger and starts to gesticulate wildly. The veteran calls for a bottle of scotch. As always, the ring is bombarded by glass bottles. Warrior catches two of them and downs them both simultaneously, spilling half down his chest. He flexes his muscles. [B]Manny:[/B] He's scotching up! [B]Pag:[/B] Not this sh*t again. McPeterson tries to land another strike but, again, it is blocked. The Warrior finally lands a right hand of his own. "The Streetfighter" is sent staggering backwards. Another right hand... and Jeff McPeterson is nearly floored. Warrior picks him up for a big Scoop Slam. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, for f**ks sake! Warrior rebounds off the ropes... ...BIG Legdrop! He pulls his son to his feet and locks his arms around the youngster's waist. The crowd goes wild. [B]Manny:[/B] HIGHLAND FLING! HIGHLAND FLING! But Warrior stops and releases the hold. [B]Pag:[/B] Why is he stopping? The Warrior shakes his head and turns around. [B]Manny:[/B] He can't bring himslelf to do it. He can't fling his own son! McPeterson shakes off the cobwebs, looking slightly stunned. Warrior turns back around... Lowblow! [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, come on! Scottish Pancake! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D+ [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! That's not right! [B]Pag:[/B] All's fair in love and war, Manny, and both instances are true in this case. [I]As deafening jeers engulf the arena, McPeterson slides out to ringside. He grabs a chair.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Oh no... now what?! [I]McPeterson wraps the chair around his grounded father's neck.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] No! [B]Pag:[/B] Brilliant! Kill the bastard! [I]McPeterson climbs to the top rope... ...and jumps, driving his two feet down onto the chair with a sickening thud.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] My god! His neck! [I]McPeterson makes a hasty exit from the ring as the crowd starts to riot. Medical staff flood the ring. Eventually, The Highland Warrior is stretchered out. "F**K YOU JEFF! F**K YOU JEFF!" The rabid fans are only appeased once the next match is ready to begin.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCJones.jpg[/IMG] The two old foes combine for another great match. Jones comes out looking like he means business but, since his second UK Championship reign, Patterson seems to have discovered a new fire. That, plus Randy Garcia makes himself a royal pain in the arse for "The Welsh Special". In the end, Patterson's brute force and Garcia's interference proves too much. Jones is put away by a Chokeslam in the seventh minute. [B]Match rating:[/B] C+ [CENTER][I]A black and blue Emma Evans is seen backstage on her mobile phone.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/EmmaEvans.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]She struggles to speak as it apears her ribs might be cracked.[/I] [B]Evans:[/B] They know you've bought this place out... No, they don't know it's you but they know I've sold... Not too great... I'll survive. Just tell me, are you in th arena next month... Well, if you are, be careful. Whoever they think the new owner is, they'll want his head! [I]The camera cuts back to ringside.[/I] [I]As Adam Matravers enters the barbed wire cage and Phoebe Plumbridge gives him a kiss for good luck, he awaits his opponent.[/I] [CENTER][/CENTER] [B][COLOR="Red"]Barbed Wire Cage Match[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAKhoklov.jpg[/IMG] From the very bell, Khoklov flat out dominates. Within the first few minutes, Matravers is physically destroyed. In only the fifth minute, Khoklov looks to put his opponent away with a Choke Bomb. However, Matravers slides through his legs and rebounds off the ropes. As Matravers runs, Khoklov turns to face him. The Giant suffers a Basement Dropkick to the knees. Khoklov falls down onto his knees. [B]Pag:[/B] Get up you fool! Matravers rebounds again and, now that the height advantage is nullified, he hits a Spinning Headscissors on the kneeling giant. [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, what the hell are we paying you for? Matravers covers. 1... Khoklov powers out. However, the match continues as a more even affair as the crowd seem more into this than any main event in recent memory. Even, that is, until Khoklov's power once again gets the better of Matravers. The giant steps up a few rungs of the cage and pulls down part of the barbed wire reel. He rakes the challenger's face across the jagged metal. [B]Manny:[/B] My god! Matravers is bleeding! [B]Pag:[/B] Ha... he looks like he's wearing crimson face-paint! The giant throws Matravers into the cage wall. He then drags him into the centre of the ring. BIG SPLASH... No! Matravers rolls out of the way. The youngster staggers to his feet. Khoklov goes for a clubbing blow but Matravers ducks underneath. "The Mile High Superstar" kicks Khoklov in the knee. Again, the giant falls to his knees. Matravers now kicks him in the gut. The giant bents double. Face Jam! [B]Manny:[/B] The giant is down! The giant is down! [B]Pag:[/B] But Matravers is dead! Matravers rolls Khoklov onto his back... ...and lands some stiff mounted punches. He stands up, realising that the giant isn't moving. The fans go crazy. Matravers hops up top. MILE HIGH MOONSAULT! Matravers rolls backwards, clutching his stomach, clearly winded. He staggers to his feet. [B]Manny:[/B] Cover him! Matravers looks at the unconscious giant. He then looks up to the cage wall where the barbed wire has been removed. Even the guy who's been throwing paper balls looked entranced. Matravers starts to ascend the cage wall. [B]Pag:[/B] What the hell is he doing. [B]Manny:[/B] You can't win by escape. Matravers reaches the top... ...Khoklov is still down. Matravers points down at the giant. The cheers are deafening. [B]Manny:[/B] Oh my god! Matravers turns around so that his back is facing the giant. [B]Pag:[/B] No way! MILE HIGH MOONSAULT OFF THE CAGE WALL... [B]Manny:[/B] Aaaah.... ...IT CONNECTS! [I]"MEN OF STEEL! MEN OF STEEL! MEN OF STEEL!"[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Yes! Cover him! Cover him! Matravers, again, rolls backwards, even more winded than before. Once more, he staggers to his feet. He flops down on top of Giant Khoklov. 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] B [B](Oh hell yes!)[/B] [B]Pag:[/B] No! Damn it, no! What the f**k did we pay you for?! [B]Manny:[/B] It may not have quite been a "mile high" moonsault but it was at least fifteen feet and... dare I say it... WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! [B]Pag:[/B] You worthless sack of sh*t, Khoklov! [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] C+[/SIZE]

[Astil]

[b]Hells Yeah![/b]

[Wallbanger]

Ho-ly ****! [b]ho-ly ****!![/b] [b][i]ho-ly ****!!![/i][/b]

[Prophet]

I want so badly to keep peppering Mile High with balls of paper for once again throwing off my picks ... but how can I? That ... was ... AWESOME!

[Nevermore]

One question... hopefully not fishing too desperately :p. How do you think the Tongues -N- Pansies debut went? Likeable? Funny? Or plain ridiculous? Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Astil]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;668366]One question... hopefully not fishing too desperately :p. How do you think the Tongues -N- Pansies debut went? Likeable? Funny? Or plain ridiculous? Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] Midcard likeable

[Prophet]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;668366]One question... hopefully not fishing too desperately :p. How do you think the Tongues -N- Pansies debut went? Likeable? Funny? Or plain ridiculous? Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] I personally giggled like a school girl meeting Zac Efron, but I was bias from the onset. I think the exchange between Pag and Manny is what made it work. And they have so much room to expand. If the nutbuster keeps failing, Johnny can switch up to the Double Nut Rock-spresso! Or ... y'know ... something funny. lol

[Wallbanger]

[quote=Nevermore;668366]One question... hopefully not fishing too desperately :p. How do you think the Tongues -N- Pansies debut went? Likeable? Funny? Or plain ridiculous? Quote The Raven Nevermore[/quote] Truthfully, was a little let down. Felt very Rock & Rave Infection-esque, and I was hoping for something a bit more...distinctive? Just my opinion.

[Olback]

[QUOTE=Olback;667824]Matt Gauge vs. [B][I]Buff Martinez[/I][/B] Töngues -N- Pansiës vs. [B][I]The Takeover(c)[/I][/B] Champs retain with help from the Alliance Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B][I]The Highland Warrior[/I][/B] He has creative control (well he does when he starts the game) and so i cannot see him lose even to his own son. Danny Patterson vs. [B][I]Kevin Jones[/I][/B] Guess he wins. Adam Matravers vs. [B][I]Giant Khoklov(c)[/I][/B] I like Adam but i cannot see him winning it, this early in the feud, although maybe Larry Wood comes out and helps him...[/QUOTE] Woot 1/5. :p Nevermore, Does this Warrior does not have creative control anymore?

[Remianen]

[QUOTE=Olback;668452] Nevermore, Does this Warrior does not have creative control anymore?[/QUOTE] He might've built Jeff up sufficiently where Warrior wouldn't block losing to him. Great show Nevermore.

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Wallbanger;668432]Truthfully, was a little let down. Felt very Rock & Rave Infection-esque, and I was hoping for something a bit more...distinctive? Just my opinion.[/QUOTE] Balls. Actually just had to google that as I'd never heard of them... my TNA watching stopped in about 2006. Fair eonugh, though, I will youtube some of their stuff and avoid ripping it off. Cheers for the heads up ;). [QUOTE=Olback;668452]Woot 1/5. :p Nevermore, Does this Warrior does not have creative control anymore?[/QUOTE] He does still have creative control... you need to build up guys to have more overness than him in order for him to accept losing. Khoklov was more over, so, he accepted it. As for McPeterson, he wasn't quite actually (Jeff was D while Warrior was still a D+) but I guess it's a combination of Jeff being close to his overness level and being his son. Plus, that he'd already lost once. In previous incarnations of TEW (don't know if it's true in this one), it seemed easier to get the owner to job after he'd already taken one loss... like he was knocked off his perch or something :p. At least, that's what I found with Warrior and Ryu Kajuhara in TEW 07. [QUOTE=Remianen;668692]He might've built Jeff up sufficiently where Warrior wouldn't block losing to him. Great show Nevermore.[/QUOTE] Thank you very much, mate. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/GAL3.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Pit Bull Brown vs. Nathaniel Hawk[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CABrown.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCHawk.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]"The Dread Pirate" Nathaniel Hawk made his debut for the Men Of Steel in November at St. Andrew's Day Massacre. So far, he has suffered a loss to each of the Gauge twins and things don't look to be getting any easier. At Grapples and Lochs, he is set to face one of the most experienced men on the UK Circuit and one of Nova's right hand men: none other than Harry "Pit Bull" Brown.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeffery McPeterson vs. Thug[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCThug.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]It is our deepest regret to confirm that The Highland Warrior was badly injured last month at the hands of his own son, Jeffery McPeterson. However, the young Scot has shown no remorse, apparently going so far as to claim that his dad "deserved it". Well, it appears that Thug, one half of the UK Wrecking Crew, has heard enough. He claims that if Jeff's dad isn't around to beat some respect into him, then he'll gladly step in. As McPeterson goes one-on-one with one of the toughest bastards in the industry, he may well come to regret his actions.[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Gauge Brothers vs. Töngues -N- Pansiës[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAGregGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMattGauge.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCTNP.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Despite showing early signs of being a great team, Töngues -N- Pansiës were unsuccessful in their efforts to claim the UK Tag Titles last month thanks to 21st Century Alliance interference. As a result, they laid down an open challenge to any team within the Alliance willing to accept... enter the Gauge Brothers. The dynamics of this one are interesting as Matt Gauge is on a recent roll whereas his brother has only one victory in the Combat Zone to his name. Meanwhile, of course, Töngues -N- Pansiës are yet to establish themselves as a tag team force. So, will two of the best young wrestlers on the planet emerge with a desperately wanted victory or will the underdogs cause an upset with the C*ck Rocker and The Nutbuster?[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]DJ Treason vs. Eddie Cornell[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CATreason.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCCornell.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]These two men have met on two previous occasions and produced impressive matches. At Grapples and Lochs we expect no different as Eddie "There's Only One Cornell" looks to silence the "sh*t-hop" loving DJ Treason.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]Johnathan Faust vs. Adam Matravers(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAFaust.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCMatraversandPhoebe.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Last month at MoSC's biggest show of the year, "Mile High" Adam Matravers achieved the seemingly impossible: he defeated the 7'4" 450lb behemoth that is Giant Khoklov. Apparently sent back to Japan by a displeased Mr. Nova, the Khokloving giant will apparently pose no further threat to the new champion. However, his problems do not cease there as, at Grapples and Lochs, he throws down with Johnathan Faust. We are yet to see Faust in action in the combat zone but there can be no doubt surrounding the major impact he has had already, assaulting former UK Champion, Larry Wood, and costing Töngues -N- Pansiës the UK Tag Titles. Could the former 21st Century World Champion have a similar impact on The Mile High Superstar's reign?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]Meanwhile, we have to be asking... who is the new owner?[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Prophet]

Pit Bull Brown vs. [B]Nathaniel Hawk[/B] [I]Yarr, avast ye scurvy dog! After two bad results in two months, Hawk finally breaks through by putting that scurvy flea bitten mongrel to sleep. Yo ho ho![/I] [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Thug [I]Good on Thug to step up to the plate, after Warrior fell, but the young McPeterson is as dominant a force in MoSC as his old man. Thug puts up a valiant fight, but Jeffrey inevitably pulls it off.[/I] The Gauge Brothers vs. [B]Töngues -N- Pansiës[/B] [I]T'n'P get a second chance to make a first impression, and although one Gauge has looked stellar the past few months, they can't compare to the awesome force of Rockin' J and Rollin' Johnny. The brothers Gauge suffer a licking not seen since Eddie Van Halen played "Jump"![/I] [B]DJ Treason[/B] vs. Eddie Cornell [I]This is a bit of a toss up, but I think the DJ can pull it out. Jamming out to "Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark, the groove will flow, and the one true Cornell tumbles off the Edge of Treason.[/I] Johnathan Faust vs. [B]Adam Matravers[/B] [I]Ha ha, Faust, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Mantravers when gold is on the line!Hahahahahaha ... *falls over*[/I]

[Remianen]

I hope you have a decent tape this time, Prophet. :(

[Prophet]

[QUOTE=Remianen;669738]I hope you have a decent tape this time, Prophet. :([/QUOTE] Anything's gotta be better than the Village People remix, right? One thing for sure, I'm gonna be suited up in some sort of protective armor before I hand it off, so you guys don't kill me again. :p

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Prophet;669732][I]Ha ha, Faust, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Mantravers when gold is on the line!Hahahahahaha ... *falls over*[/I][/QUOTE] "And to think... all this time it was your cup that was poisoned..." "They were both poisoned. I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder". Prophet, I love you :p. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Nevermore]

In fact, come to think of it... damn that film. I went through the first fourteen years of my life thinking there was an odourless, poisonous plant extract from Australia called iocaine. Bloody Rob Reiner... Quote The Raven Nevermore