MoSC: The Worst Of British Wrestling

[Richyg]

[B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [B]Larry Wood[/B] vs. Thug Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Danny Patterson

[Guest Bolton]

Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] [I]That Gnarly Neill's one ****y ****ney, eh?[/I] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]Because Violence is Vomit.[/I] [B]Larry Wood[/B] vs. Thug [I]Wood's got lots of wood, and will finally get a well-deserved belt.[/I] Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]Boring Morgan! Boring Morgan! Still an awesome competitor though.[/I] Kevin Jones vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]Unfortuntly for Sheepherder Kev Jones, Danny can't hot-shot the belt. And the Welsh can't play cricket.[/I]

[1PWfan]

Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] [I]If Harley's part of your 21CW alliance thingy then he should probably get a win here.[/I] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]The Warrior is your biggest name, whereas Ultra-Vonmit is your biggest lame.[/I] [B]Larry Wood[/B] vs. Thug [I]Larry's just awesome, Thug really isn't[/I] Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]Morgan's obviously gearing up for a run at the top title, or a feud with the Warrior (which is probably big enough to not really need the title)[/I] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Danny Patterson [I]Like I'm gonna bet against KEVIN JONES!!!!!![/I]

[Astil]

[QUOTE]Pag: Dude, it's part of English Heritage... pick a weakened opponent and kick the crap out of them with superior numbers! [/QUOTE] Win.

[Irish Wolf]

Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Harley Neill[/B] Neil's boys come to back him up and McPeterson is put out. Maybe a save by his dad. [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence Um really flinging Vomit that's gross. [B]Larry Wood[/B] vs. Thug Wood gets the title and moves on to a feud with some one actually worth his time. Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] This Tutrle gets shelled. [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Danny Patterson Jones is the man, botched interference maybe from his tag partner and friends.

[Regis]

[B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill [I]Because Warrior will kill you if you make his son lose too much.[/I] [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [I]UV is far too young for this thing.[/I] [I]Past your bedtime![/I] Clap clap clapclapclap. [I]Past your bedtime![/I] Clap clap clapclapclap. [B]Larry Wood[/B] vs. Thug [I]Thug hasn't even wrestled yet.[/I] Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]No more headlocks![/I] Clap clap clapclapclap. [I]No more headlocks![/I] Clap clap clapclapclap. Kevin Jones vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]Kevin will get another go, just not so quickly.[/I]

[Irish Wolf]

[QUOTE=Regis;452797]Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [I]No more headlocks![/I] Clap clap clapclapclap. [I]No more headlocks![/I] Clap clap clapclapclap.[/QUOTE] Like watching Nigel McGuiness at a live RoH show. After about the fifth European Uppercut the crowd stars chanting [I]Get A New Move[/I]

[Oregano Jensen]

[B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill It's a weird opening match -- a main eventer vs. an upper-midcarder who has momentum. I'm going on the "McPetersons don't lose to lower-ranked opponents" theory, but really, neither one of these guys should be losing that early on the card.. [b]The Highland Warrior[/b] vs. Ultra Violence I don't think Warrior would [I]let[/I] you job him to that guy. Larry Wood vs. [B]Thug[/B] As much as I like Wood, he's just not over in the UK. He may be someday, but he's not ready for a title. As for Thug, he's not good, but he's not going to lose a title just one show after Jones did. Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] I like Turtle, but he doesn't need to beat Morgan now. Kevin Jones vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] Yeah, Patterson won the championship via cheating. We all know this. But he's definitely a legitimate champion, perhaps more so than Jones. If he beats Jones now, this storyline continues. Otherwise, the whole thing seems like a waste. And note that Morgan and Neill are both in the arena, in case you want to preserve the possibility that Jones could beat Patterson in a fair fight.

[nimo34]

[B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Harley Neill [B]Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Ultra-Violence [B]Larry Wood[/B] vs. Thug Arthur T. Turtle vs. [B]JD Morgan[/B] [B]Kevin Jones[/B] vs. Danny Patterson

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSCint.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Friday, week 2, April[/B] Live in front of 221 fans at the "Phoneix Nights" Men's Working Club [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MannyMorhan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/CharliePag.jpg[/IMG] [B]Manny:[/B] Hello, wrestling fans and welcome to the Combat Zone! [B]Pag:[/B] You don't say that with enough feeling Manny. [B]Manny:[/B] I'm sorry? [B]Pag:[/B] As you should be. Check this... Hello combat fans and welcome to another edition of blood, beer and brawling here at Fyffe In Cold Blood! [B]Manny:[/B] Well, anyway, we've got a packed card tonight and, as well as all the top-notch matches, we expect to find out the nature of the recent alliance formed between JD Morgan, Randy Garcia and the C0ckney Rebels. [B]Pag:[/B] I'll tell you the nature of it, Manny. They're sick of the f**king Welsh... and the f**king Scottish... and all the f**king, greasy foreigners, for that matter, stealing the spotlight. [B]Manny:[/B] Well, that's one particularly blinkered theory but what about the "Wrestling VIP" that Morgan and Garcia are supposedly representing. [B]Pag:[/B] Probably Her Majesty. [B]Manny:[/B] Oh, the queen's a wrestling fan now is she? [B]Pag:[/B] Only since she found out I did colour comm work. [B]Manny:[/B] Yeah... right. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/HarleyNeill.jpg[/IMG] The Gnarly Heel is accompanied to the ring by his apparent new manager, Randy Garcia. Indeed, the barrister's presence seems highly useful. The match is a pretty even contest for several minutes and a stellar opening bout. In the ninth minute, Garcia sets up a table at ringside as Neill picks up McPeterson in a Powerbomb. [B]Manny:[/B] My god, he's gonna Powerbomb him over the ropes to the table below! [B]Pag:[/B] Sweet! However, The Streetfighter reverses it into a Huricanrana. He lands deftly on the apron as Neill plumets through the table to the concrete. [B]Manny:[/B] He killed Neill! He killed Neill! As Garcia checks on his client he is caught with an Asai Moonsault by McPeterson! [B]Pag:[/B] Get up, you cretins! The Scot can't win! McPeterson rolls his opponent back into the ring and plays to the crowd. [CENTER][I]However, the new UK Champion slides into the ring...[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/DannyPatterson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] ...and as the young Scot turns round he is caught with the gold to his forehead! Neill covers for the three count. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D [B]Manny:[/B] The UK Champion just saved his partner but we still don't know what business they have with Garcia and Morgan. [B]Pag:[/B] Who cares? We know they kick arse! [CENTER][I]The familiar bagpipes blare over the PA system.[/I] [/CENTER] [B]Manny:[/B] He's here! The Highland Warrior is here! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, here we f**king go... [I]The big, slobbish Scot stops off to sign a few autographs and, of course, for the traditional peck on the cheek from ol' Granny Elsie.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] What a bowster for brulyie, eh? [I]"WARRIOR! WARRIOR!"[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Someone gi'me some f**king Scotch! [I]Suddenly, tens, if not hundreds, of bottles are thrown at the ring. The slovenly Scotsman is able to catch two and just ducks the rest. Glass shatters across the arena and pissed off arena janitors curse the big mouth on the big Scot.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] That's more f**king bonnie! [I]He takes the caps out of both bottles he has caught and simultaneously pours them down his gullet.[/I] [B]Warrior:[/B] Ultra-Vomit, I be ready for ye. Just make it quick 'cos I think I need an Ultra-Vomit! [I]"WARRIOR! WARRIOR!"[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG] This match was, effectively, over before it ever began. In no time at all, Warrior has nicked U-V's cane and begins to beat him senseless with it to the crowd's delight. Innevitably, the fight spills to the outside before long. As the beating continues, a can of Heineken falls out of Ultra-Violence's pocket. Warrior picks it up, cracks it open and downs it. He then spits right back into the youngster's face. [I]"UGH... What's this sh*t?!" Some wise-ass in the crowd chirps up... "His drink's even less stiff than his cane-shots!" "WAHEEEEY!" "ULTRA VOMIT!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*[/I] Warrior then grabs another bottle of whiskey from a ringside fan and downs it. He then grabs Simona Luv Cox and pulls her towards him. Groping her arse, he plants a wet one on her! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh my god. That is so wrong... on so many levels! Simona desperately tries to pull away. Eventually, Warrior does so as well, although it becomes apparent that the only reason for this is so he can throw up in the timekeepers lap. [B]Pag:[/B] How the f**k do these people cheer this guy? Warrior then grabs U-V by his head and thrusts him head first into the timekeepers puke-stained trousers. [B]Manny:[/B] He is getting his face shoved into another man's groin and a further man's sick in the same motion! Could anything be more embarrasing? [B]Pag:[/B] This is supposed to be a bloody wrestling match not a circus sideshow! Ultra-Violence's final humiliation comes as he and his valet are then forced to kiss, amidst the digested porridge lumps, by the Scottish Heavyweight. He is then rolled back in. HIGHLAND FLING! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [I]After the match, as The Highland Warrior celebrates, Simona slides into the ring and lowblows him from behind. As U-V awakens, he joins his missus in beating the holy sh*t out of the Scottish hero as the fans show their disdain.[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Yeah! Kick his arse! [I]Suddenly, though, the fans mood changes, as U-V undoes Simona's bikini top from behind. The innevitible wolf whistles follow. In a final piece of retribution, as she covers her breasts with her free arm, Simona wipes the porridgey mess from her and her boyfriend with her top and stuffs it in the mouth of The Highland Warrior![/I] [B]Pag:[/B] How the hell did I get a job in this place? Everyone's a f**king mentalist! [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Thug.jpg[/IMG] This match answered an age-old question: is it acceptable to book a championship match as a squash. Yes... yes it is. Amidst cheers from his big biker fan in the crowd, Larry Wood makes Thug look like an amateur. After a five-minute beating, he hits the Running Big Foot! 1...2...3! [B]Match RatinG:[/B] E+ [B]Manny:[/B] Larry "Got" Wood has got some gold! [B]Pag:[/B] Dude, is that the best you can come up with? [B]Manny:[/B] Well, slogans aside, Larry Wood is undefeated in four matches and the new Blood & Beer Champion! [CENTER][I]Before the next match, the new stable in MoSC make their way to the ring.[/I] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPatterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeill.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorgan.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAGarcia.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Garcia:[/B] Yes, it is I, "The Sexy Solicitor" Randy "Dandy" Garcia! [B]Manny:[/B] Is he serious? [B]Pag:[/B] Dunno, Manny. He's kinda hot, y'know, in a kinky lawyer type way. [B]Manny:[/B] ...and you say I should be called Moron?! [B]Garcia:[/B] A few months ago, I told you that Mister Morgan and myself were working for a wrestling VIP. Well, now, Mister Patterson and Mister Neill work for him also. [B]Manny:[/B] Who is it? [B]Pag:[/B] Well, if it's a he, we know it's not the queen. [B]Manny:[/B] As if we were in any doubt... [I]The Northern crowd starts to react to Garcia's strongly Southern accent. "IF YOU CAN'T TALK PROPA SHUT YER MOWF! IF YOU CAN'T TALK PROPA SHUT YER MOWF! IF YOU CAN'T TALK PROPA, CAN'T TALK PROPA, CAN'T TALK PROPA SHUT YER MOWF!"[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] The individual in question has made a considerable investment into Men Of Steel Combat with a view to... oh, how shall we say... revitalising the company... bringing it into the 21st Century. But, as for right now, you lucky people get to see JD Morgan put on a wrestling clinic, the likes of which you've never seen. [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/ArthurTTurtle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorganandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] As the C0ckney Rebels stay at ringside to cheer on their new colleagues, Arthur T Turtle is slowly picked apart. Morgan, of course, makes time for his patented Rear Chinlock, prompting a chant from Green Lanter Fan. [I]"If you hate rest holds stand up!" The whole crowd promptly rises to their feet.[/I] By the sixth minute, The Turtle Package is forced to tap to the Cross-Atlantic Stretch. [B]Match Rating:[/B] D- [B]Pag:[/B] Well, regardless of their agenda, you have to say JD Morgan looked damn impressive. [B]Manny:[/B] You find rest holds impressive do you? [B]Pag:[/B] You've been spending too much time with these Northern inbreds. That was a wrestling clinic! Pure and simple. [I]However, the stable's celebrations are interrupted by the former UK Champion who strides to the ring with a cricket bat. Referee, Scotty Gregory, hangs the bat on the pole and the main event is underway.[/I] [B][COLOR="Red"]Cricket Bat on a Pole Match[/COLOR][/B] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/KevinJones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] Sadly, whether the Welsh can play cricket or not remains a moot point (they're rubbish at everything else as well :D). This is because Jones is physically overpowered by three men for most of the match. However, in the sixth minute, he manages to duck a Clothesline from Patterson, bound up the turnbuckle and grab the bat. [B]Manny:[/B] Now it's fair! [B]Pag:[/B] He's got a f**king bat, man! [B]Manny:[/B] There's three of them! [B]Pag:[/B] The Welsh can't play cricket! However, Jones lays out the champion with a pull shot to the face. Cover drive to Morgan's family jewells. ...and a final hook shot to Neill's chest. [B]Manny:[/B] They're down! They'e all down! [B]Pag:[/B] Oh, god. All but one, in fact, as Garcia lands a gavel shot to the back of Jones' skull. However, Jones, unphased turns and blasts the lawyer across the face to the fans' delight. [I]"KEVIN JOOONES!!!"[/I] [B]Pag:[/B] Damn it, kid, shut up! You give me earache every bloody show! However, the solicitor proved enough of a distraction for the tough-as-nails Tower Of London to stand behind the challenger. Jones turns. CHOKESLAM! 1...2...3! [B]Match Rating:[/B] C- [B]Manny:[/B] Damn it! [B]Pag:[/B] Hell yes! [I]Garcia is revived after the match by his associates. He groggily gets on the microphone.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] Good work lads, our VIP would be proud! [I]The four men exit the ring and make to leave amidst chants of "What's his name?" "WHAT'S HIS NAME? WHAT'S HIS NAME?" Garcia smiles, ignoring the chants and leads his troops out of the arena. However, a kilt-clad scotsman with thick, bottle glasses takes offence, striking Garcia with his led pipe.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Haha, Gary just lamped Garcia! [B]Pag:[/B] How do you know these peoples' names? [I]Garcia, clearly taking offence, gets back on the microphone.[/I] [B]Garcia:[/B] Fine, arse hole, fine! You want to know his name? NOVA! His name is NOVA! [I]There is a stunned silence throughout the arena as the feed cuts out.[/I] [SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="red"]Show Rating:[/COLOR][/B] D[/SIZE]

[Regis]

NOVA? HOLY ****! (Bah. Let me mark out in peace!)

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BadForNova.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER]

[Astil]

I dunno, but I really want U-V to whip the Scotsman's arse now.

[Nevermore]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/logoletters.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="7"][B]Presents...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/2SMAF.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][B]"Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/GeordieJimmyMorris.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CANeillandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Ever since suffering his last defeat to Kevin Jones, Harley Neill has been racking up a better record. This is, in part, due to his new association with Patterson, Morgan and Garcia. However, there is no doubting Neill was a dominant competitor before; now he seems almost unstoppable. Can "Geordie" Jimmy find a way to score an upset?[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]"Lord" Byron vs. JD "Boring" Morgan[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/Byron.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAMorganandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Since arriving in MoSC, the ever-arrogant "Lord" Byron has talked a big game but has not exactly delivered. In this match, the fans get to choose between a narcissitic "powderpuff" or, arguably, the most boring wrestler alive who just happens to be representing the promotion's mortal enemy. It's most likely to be a case of "We don't care who wins, as long as they get the sh*t kicked out of them!"[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC Blood & Beer Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Ultra-Violence vs. Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_BloodAndBeer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/UVandSimona.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/LarryWood_alt.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]After his not-so-shocking heel turn last month, Ultra-Violence gets his second shot at Larry Wood this year... only, this time, it's for the Blood & Beer Championship! U-V might have a new attitude but a recent fan survey says... "You still suck!"[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]The Highland Warrior vs. Hot Stuff[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/TheHighlandWarrior2.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/BuffMartinez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JayB.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Although The Highland Warrior wanted another opportunity to beat some respect into Ultra-Violence, he now has other kippers to broil. Individually, the Tag Team Champions, Hot Stuff, have tried and failed to topple the Scottish legend. This time, they've got him in a handicap match and Warrior's 1,782-0 streak may just come to an end!!!! No, but seriously, he might find it a tad difficult.[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]MoSC UK Championship Match[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B]Jeffery McPeterson vs. Danny Patterson(c)[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/MOSC_UK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/JefferyMcPeterson.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q51/menofsteelcombat/21CAPattersonandGarcia.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="3"]Jeff McPeterson claims that he would have had Harley Neill's number last month had Danny Patterson not interfered. Here is his chance to put his pennies where his pipes are as he tackles the 7'0" behemoth that is the Tower Of London. What role will Patterson's associates play and will a certain Mr Nova be watching?[/SIZE] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All predictions welcomed.[/CENTER]

[Actarus]

"Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs.[B] Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B] [B]"Lord" Byron[/B] vs. JD "Boring" Morgan Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Hot Stuff Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson(c)[/B]

[Midnightnick]

"Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs.[B] Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B] [I]Poor Jimmy. Can't you throw him a bone?[/I] [B]"Lord" Byron [/B]vs. JD "Boring" Morgan [I]All Hail Lord Byron![/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B] [I]Ugh, UV? Winning? Never.[/I] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Hot Stuff [I]Warrior is unbeatable.[/I] Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson(c)[/B] [I]One McPeterson wins. The other loses.[/I]

[D-Lyrium]

... Dear God man... The event name has just guaranteed your first A* card. Grats on that :p "Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. [B]Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B] [B]"Lord" Byron[/B] vs. JD "Boring" Morgan Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry "Got" Wood[/B](c) [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Hot Stuff Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B](c) - via Shenanigans (TM)

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=D-Lyrium;454561]... Dear God man... The event name has just guaranteed your first A* card. Grats on that :p[/QUOTE] Yeah, I thought you'd like that one :D. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[Regis]

"Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. [B]Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B] [I]That silly Ring Of Fire man isn't going to win![/I] "Lord" Byron vs. [B]JD "Boring" Morgan[/B] [I]The 21CW Alliance smacks him down.[/I] Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B] [I]Larry squashes a bitch![/I] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Hot Stuff [I]Ooh, that nice mister Warrior won't be put off by some Spanish poufter![/I] [B]Jeffery McPeterson[/B] vs. Danny Patterson(c) [I]Jeff's got to build some momentum! G'wan, break down the tower![/I]

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Regis;454696]Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B] [I]Larry squashes a bitch![/I][/QUOTE] The picture of a little old lady saying this just made my day :p. Quote The Raven Nevermore

[nimo34]

"Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. [B]Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B] [B]"Lord" Byron[/B] vs. JD "Boring" Morgan Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B] [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Hot Stuff Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson(c)[/B]

[Regis]

[QUOTE=Nevermore;454791]The picture of a little old lady saying this just made my day :p. Quote The Raven Nevermore[/QUOTE] What? Elsie's cool, she's street! She's down with the gnomies! *Makes gang sign.*

[GDE71]

[I]Garcia smiles, ignoring the chants and leads his troops out of the arena. However, a kilt-clad scotsman with thick, bottle glasses takes offence, striking Garcia with his led pipe.[/I] [B]Manny:[/B] Haha, Gary just lamped Garcia! [B]Pag:[/B] How do you know these peoples' names? So I gave up on fish&chips for a couple o days and could afford to attend!!!

[Irish Wolf]

"Geordie" Jimmy Morris vs. [B]Harley Neill the Gnarly Heel[/B] "Lord" Byron vs. [B]JD "Boring" Morgan[/B] Morgan's on much more of a roll and I see Byron's character being better utilized by losing and then whining about it. Ultra-Violence vs. [B]Larry "Got" Wood(c)[/B] What does everybody want "Wood" what does everybody need "Wood" [B]The Highland Warrior[/B] vs. Hot Stuff The monster scot just won't die. We're gonna see some Hot Stuff get Flung, ewwwww. Jeffery McPeterson vs. [B]Danny Patterson(c)[/B] You aren't going to take the title from Patterson so quickly and having McPeterson lose is just to show his dad you aren't afraid of him. Danny Patterson D.P. I see some creative (and vulgar) insults coming soon.

[Nevermore]

[QUOTE=Apupunchau@optonline;455209]Danny Patterson D.P. I see some creative (and vulgar) insults coming soon.[/QUOTE] Oh dear me, I hadn't even thought of that :p. Quote The Raven Nevermore