Jim Force Returns

[juggaloninjalee]

Quick Prediction Thingie Davis Wayne Newton vs. [B]Jacob Jett[/B] Rating: C- [I]I like Jett more.[/I] [B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Cowboy Ben Rating: D+ [I]X is a good heel for the promotion.[/I] [B]Fox Mask [/B]vs. James Hernandez Rating: D+ [I]Fox Mask is awesome! I mark out bad for him.[/I] Ernie Turner vs. [B]Whippy The Clown[/B] Rating: D [I]Whippy is awesome!!!!![/I] Super Smash Brothers (Remmy Skye & Mario Heroic) vs. [B]Army Of Two (Matt Sparrow & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating: D [I]Gotta choose the bird and Perez here.[/I] [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Melody Cuthill Rating: D+ [I]I think they will get decent results.[/I] [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Black Eagle for the UFW World Championship Rating: C- [I]Jim Force will win cuz he owns... I mean cuz he has more Force than anyone![/I]

[CubsFan915]

Davis Wayne Newton vs. [B]Jacob Jett[/B] Rating: D+ [B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Cowboy Ben Rating:D- [B]Fox Mask[/B] vs. James Hernandez Rating: C- Ernie Turner vs. [B]Whippy The Clown[/B] Rating: D+ S[B]uper Smash Brothers (Remmy Skye & Mario Heroic)[/B] vs. Army Of Two (Matt Sparrow & Frankie Perez) Rating: D+ [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Melody Cuthill Rating: D [B]Jim Force[/B] (C) vs. Black Eagle for the UFW World Championship Rating: D

[maskedpropaganda]

Quick Prediction Thingie Davis Wayne Newton vs. [B]Jacob Jett[/B] Rating: D [B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Cowboy Ben Rating: E+ [B]Fox Mask[/B] vs. James Hernandez Rating: C- Ernie Turner vs. [B]Whippy The Clown[/B] Rating: D Super Smash Brothers (Remmy Skye & Mario Heroic) vs. [B]Army Of Two (Matt Sparrow & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating: D+ [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Melody Cuthill Rating: D [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Black Eagle for the UFW World Championship Rating: C-

[Wallbanger]

Quick Prediction Thingie Davis Wayne Newton vs. [B]Jacob Jett[/B] Rating: D+ [B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Cowboy Ben Rating: D- [B]Fox Mask[/B] vs. James Hernandez Rating: D+ Ernie Turner vs. [B]Whippy The Clown[/B] Rating: D Super Smash Brothers (Remmy Skye & Mario Heroic) vs. [B]Army Of Two (Matt Sparrow & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating: D+ Suzanne Brazzle vs. [B]Melody Cuthill[/B] Rating: D [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Black Eagle for the UFW World Championship Rating: C-

[Actarus]

[B][CENTER][SIZE="4"]UFW Ultimate Force The Weston Gymnasium Thursday, Week 4, January 2008[/SIZE][/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/UFWLogo-Clarity.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Pre Show - Super Secret Dark Match #1; it was actually decent (Rating: D) - Sara Silver hosts a Bikini Contest where Katie Cameron beats Jaime Quine, Raven Nightfall, and Melody Cuthill. Yay. (Rating: C-) Main Show - Davis Wayne Newton comes out with a mic to address our not-so-sellout crowd of 18 fans. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/DavisWayneNewton.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Davis Wayne Newton:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“For the last couple of weeks, I, the greatest natural athlete the wrestling world has ever seen, has been disrespected, and pushed aside in favor of a raving musclebound lunatic! There is a reason I am called the triple threat: because I have it all! I am better looking than all of you! I am more charismatic than all of you! And I am certainly more talented than any other wrestler in UFW, which is why I am issuing a 5-minute challenge to anyone in the back with the guts to face me! Come on! Who wants a piece of Davis Wayne Newton?!” [/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] D- - For a moment, there is silence, than the amazing music of the amazing Jacob Jett booms through the gym. Davis doesn’t look too happy having to face the guy that beat him at the last UFW event. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/DavisWayneNewton.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JacobJett.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Davis Wayne Newton vs. Jacob Jett[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Newton was right about one thing: this match was under 5:00 minutes. Unfortunately for him, he came up on the losing side, as Jett defeated Davis Wayne Newton by pinfall with an Emergency Landing (after a charging knee in the corner, he leaps to the top rope and hits a flying Fame Dropper.) [B]Winner in 4:50:[/B] Jacob Jett [B]Rating: [/B]C- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/CitizenX.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BenWilliams_alt3.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Citizen X vs. Cowboy Ben[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Poor Cowboy Ben; he just can’t catch a break. If only the Force hasn’t forsaken him…or has it? X more or less toyed with Ben throughout the match. Not surprisingly, Ben was off his game tonight, as X early on sold an enziguri that failed to make any contact. X ended the match fairly early with a Flaming Anarchy (a Flying Butt Drop, formerly known as the Flaming Moe!) [B]Winner in 3:29:[/B] Citizen X [B]Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BrainsMcGhee.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] - UFW President Brains McGhee comes out, drinking the newly released Jim Force Mead! No, I won’t go into the ingredients involved, as it’s a carefully guarded secret. Like KFC’s secret to their fried chicken! [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="DarkRed"]“Ladies and gentlemen…where am I? Who are you? Wait, hold on [/COLOR][I](takes a swig of mead)[/I][COLOR="DarkRed"]…aaahhh, that’s better! So…last time we crowned the first ever U…F…W..Worl’ Champ! Ladies and gentlemen,…I give you…I give you Jim Borse!”[/COLOR] - Jim Force’s music plays, and out sprints the champion, shaking the ropes, pumping his arms towards the sky, etc. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Jim Force: [/B][COLOR="Purple"]“FOOORCELIIINGS! FOOORCE FOLLOWEEERS! FORCENIIITES! THAAANKS TO YOU, FORCEMANIA RAN WIIILD ON THE EVIL BIRD MAN MATT SPARROW! FOOORCEMANIA RAN WIIILD ON SURFER DUUUDE REEMEE SKYYYEE! FORCEMANIA IS FOREVER STRONGER THAN STRONGMANIA EVER WAAAS! BUY MY MERCHANDISE! BEFOOORE LONG THE WORLD OF WRESTLING WILL FEEEEEL THEEE FOOOORCE, AND THE CRUSTY, SMELLY CLOTHES OF THE ATILLA WILL…”[/COLOR] - The lights suddenly go out! When the lights turn on, a lone figure stands perched atop a turnbuckle behind Force's back! [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BlackEagle.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] - Black Eagle is standing on the top turnbuckle! Force turns around to a missile dropkick! Eagle unloads punches on a stunned Force, before Brains tries to separate the two. [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="DarkRed"]“Stooop iiit! You..and you…you’re ruining everything…”[/COLOR] - You KNOW Brains has to be intoxicated to try that, as he gets tossed around like a rag doll. [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="DarkRed"]“Weeeeeeeeee!!!”[/COLOR] - Brains feeble attempt at stopping this sneak attack does give Force time to recover, and Force charges at Black Eagle! BOOM! FOOORCE SHOULDER BLOCK! Force throws wild punches. Eagle retaliates with skillful punches! Finally, the locker room comes out to separate the two! [B]Rating:[/B] D+ [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FoxMask.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MainstreamHernandez.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Fox Mask vs. James Hernandez[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Blast! I KNEW I should have made this the main event! Okay, not really, but still. Hernandez’s ability to have strong matches with his peers is impressive to say the least, as he has been involved in the two highest rated matches in UFW history. Still, it wasn’t his night, as Fox Mask picked up the win with a Fox Hunter (stunning face crusher; think Stone Cold Stunner.) [B]Winner in 15:08:[/B] Fox Mask [B]Rating: [/B]C [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/ErnieTurner.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/WhippyTheClown.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Ernie Turner vs. Whippy The Clown[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Hmmm…strange, I must have messed up when I ran the show, because the person who won surprised even me! D’OH! Ernie Turner gets the 3-count after hitting the Slick Pimp Spike (a piledriver). Well, at least this match didn’t bring the crowd’s mood down. [B]Winner in 2:39:[/B] Ernie Turner [B]Rating:[/B] D - Jim Force is walking around his locker room backstage, roaring like a caged beast, tossing furniture all over the place. Remmy Skye enters, shopping bag in hand. [B]Remmy Skye: [/B][COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Dude, Jim calm down!" [/COLOR] [B]Jim Force: [/B][COLOR="Purple"]“WHY HAVE YOU COME, PADAWAAAN?! BUY MY MERCHANDISE! THE FOOORCE HAS NOT SUMMONED THEEE!” [/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Dude, I just wanted to congratulate you on winning the UFW World title! I mean, you beat me fair and square! I was like, going to congratulate you out in the ring, before Black Beagle ruined the party for everyone!”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“THE FOOORCE DOES NOT CONSIDER THE HAPPENINGS OF THE PAST TO BE RELEVANT NOOOW! FOR THE EVIL BLACK EAGLE ATTEMPST TO SPREAD A PLAGUE THROUGHOUT THE FOOORCE! ARGH! HE! AAARRGGHH! WILL! AAARRGGGHHH! FEEEEL! AARRGGHH! THHEEE! ARGH! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!!!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Dude, Jim you need to like calm down. Here, I bought you these for you at Trader Jim’s. Look: Jim Force bananas!”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“…”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Organically grown, three times the potassium of regular bananas, treated with original Force nutrients from Jim Force himself.” [/COLOR] - Jim swipes the banana, peels it, and eats it, still looking peeved and constipated. [B]Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MattSparrow.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FrankiePerez.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Super Smash Brothers (Remmy Skye & Mario Heroic) vs. Army Of Two (Matt Sparrow & Frankie Perez)[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] A strong tag match, as I continue my search for great tag team chemistry. Incidentally, I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Army Of Two have exactly that! Despite this chemistry, Remmy’s jelly-filled donuts powered him to the win, as he hits the Skye Diver (flying clothesline off the top rope) on Perez for the pinfall victory! [B]Winner in 15:02:[/B] Remmy Skye & Mario Heroic; Super Smash Brothers [B]Rating:[/B] D+ [CENTER] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/SuzanneBrazzle_alt1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MelodyCuthill.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Suzanne Brazzle vs. Melody Cuthill[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] A good number of strong matches on this show, and the ladies here only added to that total, putting some of the men to shame. The finish comes when Suzanne hits the Miracle Connection on Melody for the pinfall! Can Suzanne build up enough momentum to challenge for Raven Nightfall’s UFW Women’s Championship? [B]Winner in 7:26:[/B] Suzanne Brazzle [B]Rating:[/B] C- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BlackEagle.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/originalbelt05.jpg[/IMG] [FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"][I]Jim Force vs. Black Eagle for the UFW World Championship[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] The standard Jim Force opening begins this match-up, where Force shows off his power, weight, and size advantage over his opponent. That, and his impressive ability to no-sell anything and everything is on display, as Eagle just takes it to Force with everything he has. Force proves to be his own worst enemy however, as after a body slam, he bounces off all four ring ropes, and leaps into the air for a splash, crashing onto Eagle’s raised knees. From this point on, it’s all Black Eagle offense! Force tried to show the world his innate athleticism when he ducked a clothesline attempt and hit a running neckbreaker! Actually, it looked…bad, but passable. Both men get to their feet by a count of nine. Force and Eagle are trading punches! FOOORCE PUNCH! It looks like Force is getting the upper hand! Then in typical Force fashion, he collapses from sheer exhaustion! You’d think someone with Force’s physique could go the distance in a wrestling match. Eagle takes advantage, and rolls Force closer to the ring’s side! Perfectly set up, Eagle goes to the outside, and hits the New Jersey Turnpike (slingshot corkscrew leg drop!) He goes for the cover! One…Two… Yeah, Force got a shoulder up! Eagle looks like he’s going to tear his hair out! Until Force reached the ropes, and began shaking them! How rope shaking makes someone impervious to pain is beyond me! But I digress! FOOORCE PUNCH! Eagle falls! FOOORCE PUNCH! Eagle falls again! FOOORCE PUNCH! Eagle falls again! Force climbs to the top rope, waiting for Eagle to get up! Force goes for his trademark flying double axe handle, and nails it! Sensing the end is near, Force gives THE SIGNAL (Beeker ©), goes for the Full Force (suplex powerslam; think Goldberg's Jackhammer) and nails it! Force makes the cover, and gets the 3-count! [B]Winner in 9:33 and STILL UFW World Champion:[/B] Jim Force [B]Rating:[/B] C- [SIZE="5"]Final Rating: D+[/SIZE] (D’OH! I guess all the D- segments weighed down all my C- matches…) [QUOTE][B][CENTER]Prediction Outcome[/CENTER][/B] FORCEchlorians Points earned tonight: [LIST] [*]Bolton: 6 [*]ColtCabana: 9 [*]CubsFan915: 10 [*]d_w_w: 10 [*]Hyde Hill: 5 [*]juggaloninjalee: 11 [*]maskedpropaganda: 11 [*]Nightshadeex: 9 [*]Tigerkinney: 4 [*]Wallbanger: 12 [/LIST] Total FORCEchlorian Points Earned: [LIST] [*]Bolton: 31 [*]ColtCobana: 14 [*]CubsFan915: 26 [*]d_w_w: 25 [*]Hyde Hill: 22 [*]infinitywpi: 5 [*]Jaded: 1 [*]juggaloninjalee: 25 [*]mad5226: 14 [*]maskedpropaganda: 32 [*]Nightshadeex: 30 [*]nZane: 10 [*]Tigerkinney: 34 [*]Wallbanger: 43 [/LIST][/QUOTE] [I] (OOC: Coming up next: A monthly report to let you know what's going on with all the other C-Verse promotions! Because deep down, I know you care...right? Guys? You there? Anyone?)[/I]

[infinitywpi]

[QUOTE=Actarus;463254][I] (OOC: Coming up next: A monthly report to let you know what's going on with all the other C-Verse promotions! Because deep down, I know you care...right? Guys? You there? Anyone?)[/I][/QUOTE] Huh? Oh, sorry. Was too busy reading the advance copy of "Read My Book: The Jim Force Story As Told By Jim Force". What were you saying?

[Hyde Hill]

[QUOTE](OOC: Coming up next: A monthly report to let you know what's going on with all the other C-Verse promotions! Because deep down, I know you care...right? Guys? You there? Anyone?)[/QUOTE] Do they have Jim Force merchandise these so called ´other´ promotions??? If not who cares and how stupid are they? Buy them!!!!!!

[Actarus]

[QUOTE=infinitywpi;463531]Huh? Oh, sorry. Was too busy reading the advance copy of "Read My Book: The Jim Force Story As Told By Jim Force". What were you saying?[/QUOTE] Well, if you were curious about what's going on with the other C-Verse promotions in my game, you could read this monthly report, that for whatever reason, takes me forever to put together. But I think it's time well spent, don't you? Infinitywpi? Uh...hellooo? Are you even listening to me? [QUOTE=Hyde Hill;463731]Do they have Jim Force merchandise these so called ´other´ promotions??? If not who cares and how stupid are they? Buy them!!!!!![/QUOTE] Well, I can think of one promotion that's buying Jim Force merchandise... [QUOTE]- from [url]www.UFW.com[/url] [CENTER][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Industry News January 2008[/SIZE][/FONT] [B]Promotion Wars (Rated By Importance)[/B] 1.) SWF (USA; International Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/SWF.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]SWF Signs PPV Deal with Premier Pay UK-TV, a big-sized PPV carrier that permits PPV coverage throughout the UK [*]SWF have signed the following to written deals: Chris Caulfield (stealing him from USPW), Darryl Devine (stealing him from 4C and USPW), Eric Tyler (stealing him from CGC), and Steven Parker (stealing him from PSW). [/LIST] [CENTER]2.) TCW (USA; National Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/TCW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]Eddie Peak & Joey Minnesota (calling themselves: ‘Hell Bound’) defeated The Machines (John Anderson & Brent Hill) for the TCW World Tag Team titles on TCW Presents Total Wrestling (Tuesday, Week 4, January 2008). The Machines only managed a single title defence [/LIST] [CENTER]3.) BHOTWG (Japan; National Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/BHOTWG.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]BHOTWG sign the following: Samoan Machine to a written deal (stealing him from GCG), Eisaku Hoshino to a short term deal and Hell Monkey to a PPA deal [*]BHOTWG Friendly Comments – Kanishoki appeared on a local TV show yesterday, and really put over Hyoskue Kokan as a great person (i.e. strong friendship) [/LIST] [CENTER]4.) PGHW (Japan: National Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/PGHW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]PGHW – Totoya Munakata has been recalled from development in SAISHO [/LIST] [CENTER]5.) INSPIRE (Japan; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/INSPIRE.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]6.) GCG (Japan; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/GCG.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]GCG Rise To Cult Size [*]GCG have signed the following to PPA deals: Chuichi Sanda, Mokuami Maita, SUKI, Tsugiharu Odaka, VENOM [*]Kiminobu Kuroki defeated Harumi Okazawaya for the GCG Openweight Championship on GCG Supremacy Tour (Thursday, Week 1, January 2008). Okazawaya managed an embarrassing ZERO title defences [/LIST] [CENTER]7.) WLW (Japan; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/WLW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]WLW Rise To Cult Size [*]WLW have signed Sadanobu Koruba to a PPA deal [*]WLW – Bairei Yasujiro sustained a Cracked Tail Bone, and will be out for 28 days. [*]The Incredible KOYAMA defeated Silver Shark for the World Level Show Stealer title on WLW Wasteland Tour (Monday, Week 3, January 2008). Silver Shark managed three title defences [*]Koji Kojima defeated Magnum KOBE for the World Level Streetfighting title on WLW Wasteland Tour (Monday, Week 3, January 2008). KOBE managed two title defences. [/LIST] [CENTER]8.) USPW (USA; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/USPW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]USPW Signs PPV Deal with U-Demand, a medium-sized PPV carrier that permits PPV coverage throughout the USA [*]USPW have signed Puerto Rican Power, Mainstream Hernandez, and Roger Dodger to PPA deals [*]Giant Redwood defeated Nicky Champion for the USPW Television title on USPW American Wrestling (Wednesday, Week 4, January 2008). Champion only managed a single title defence. WTF?!?!?! [/LIST] [CENTER]9.) NOTBPW (Canada; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/NOTBPW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]10.) CGC (Canada; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/CGC.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]CGC sign Jacob Jett to a PPA deal [/LIST] [CENTER]11.) SOTBPW (Mexico; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/SOTBPW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]Tijuana Vampire, Mario Heroic, and Enrique Merino defeated Vincente Romero, Junior Youth, and Hysteria for the Campeones de Trios SOTBPW on SOTBPW Batalla de las Mascaras (Friday, Week 2, January 2008). The former champions only managed a single title defence. [/LIST] [CENTER]12.) 21CW (UK; Cult Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/21CW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]21CW sign Joey Beauchamp and UK Dragon to PPA deals [*]Nightmare defeated Daniel Black Francis for the 21st Century United Kingdom on 21CW Best Of British Wrestling (Wednesday, Week 2, January 2008). Francis only managed a single title defence. [/LIST] [CENTER]13.) 5SSW (Japan; Regional Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/5SSW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]5SSW sign Akahito Miwa and Munenori Umari to PPA deals [*]Kiko Sakakibara defeated Raku Makuda for the 5 Star All-Asian title on 5SSW Hard Times Tour (Monday, Week 3, January 2008). Makuda managed an impressive seven title defences before the loss. [*]Megumi Nakajima & Saori Nakadan (calling themselves ‘Modern Ninja Killers’) defeated Seek & Destroy (Huntress Makiko & Ikuko Temko) for the 5 Star Tag Team titles on 5SSW Hard Times Tour (Monday, Week 2, January 2008). The former champions managed three title defences before the loss. [/LIST] [CENTER]14.) WEXXV (Japan; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/WEXXV.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]WEXXV have signed Taka Kajiwara, Ryuzaburo Sugiyama, and Katsuhiko Shunsen to PPA deals [*]WEXXV Backstage Trouble – Hiroshi Morisue appeared on a radio show and mentioned that he and Tehaiji Konoe have had problems behind the scenes (i.e. strong dislike) [/LIST] [CENTER]15.) OLLIE (Mexico; Regional Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/OLLIE.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]16.) MPWF (Mexico; Regional Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/MPWF.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]17.) AAA (USA; Regional Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/AAA.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]18.) UEW (Europe; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/UEW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]UEW have signed Lawrence Young and Vita to PPA deals [*]Michael Moodie defeated Geoff Borne for the UEW Nations title on UEW Liberation (Friday, Week 1, January 2008). Borne managed an embarrassing ZERO title defences. [/LIST] [CENTER]19.) CZCW (USA: Regional Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/CZCW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]CZCW sign Davis Wayne Newton to a PPA deal [*]CZCW Friendly Comments - Jakki White Trash gave an online interview, and put over James Prudence as a great friend (i.e. strong friendship) [/LIST] [CENTER]20.) 4C (Canada; Regional Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/4C.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]4C sign Whippy The Clown to a PPA deal [/LIST] [CENTER]21.) PSW (USA; Regional Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/PSW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]PSW have signed Carl Batch to a PPA deal [*]Tank Bradley (WTF!) won the previously vacant PSW National title on PSW Territories, defeating Frankie Future (Friday, Week 3, January 2008). The title became vacant upon Steven Parker’s departure to the SWF. [/LIST] [CENTER]22.) MOSC (UK; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/MOSC.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]Harley Neill defeated Kevin Jones for the MOSC UK Championship on MOSC Clash Of The Tartans (Wednesday, Week 2, January 2008). Sadly, Kevin Jones managed ZERO title defences. [/LIST] [CENTER]23.) NYCW (USA; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/NYCW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]24.) APW (Australia; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/APW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]25.) ROF (UK; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/ROF.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]MOSC’s Kevin Jones Becomes Head Booker of ROF, freeing owner British Samurai from booking duties [*]ROF Friendly Comments – UK Dragon appeared on a radio show, and had a lot of good things to say about Johnni Lowlife (i.e. strong friendship) [/LIST] [CENTER]26.) UFW (USA; Local Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/UFW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]You already know everything that’s going on in this fed…right? [/LIST] [CENTER]27.) BSC (USA; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/BSC.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]28.) FCW (USA; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/FCW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]29.) EWA (Europe; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/EWA.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]30.) RIPW (USA; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/RIPW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]31.) Hinote Dojo (Japan; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/HINOTE.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER]32.) MAW (USA; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/MAW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]Erik Strong won The Rip Chord Invitational Challenge title (Friday, Week 4, January 2008), defeating Flash Savage, Casey Valentine, and Mean Jean Cattley in a single night. [/LIST] [CENTER]33.) SAISHO (Japan; Small Size) [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/TEW%20Logos/SAISHO.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*]No news to report [/LIST] [CENTER][B]Regional Battle Results[/B] Mid Atlantic (USA) #1 NYCW #2 PSW #3 MAW Mid South (USA) #1 AAA #2 CZCW #3 BSC New England (USA) #1 NYCW #2 PSW #3 RIPW North West (USA) #1 AAA #2 CZCW #3 BSC South West (USA) #1 AAA #2 CZCW #3 BSC Tri State (USA) #1 NYCW #2 FCW #3 PSW Hawaii (USA) #1 AAA #2 CZCW #3 BSC [B]January 2008 Pay-Per-View Buy Rate Summary[/B] [LIST] [*]SWF When Hell Freezes Over – Buy Rate: 7.70 [*]TCW Malice In Wonderland 2008 – Buy rate: 1.55 [*]USPW Stars, Stripes And Slams – Buy Rate: 0.49 [*]NOTBPW Big City Brawl – Buy Rate: 0.37 [*]CGC Elimination – Buy Rate: 0.24 [/LIST][/CENTER] [B]Rumor of the Month:[/B] There is a strange rumor spreading that Jim Force bananas are sold out in the Tri State area! Demand has suddenly skyrocketed to exceed supply. The greatest source of the demand seems to be centered in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. No definitive reason can be found for the phenomenon, and there appears to be no end in sight for the unfortunate shortage. Regrettably, the special nutrient mixture used to harvest Jim Force bananas is “a secret recipe, produced by Jim Force himself.” Any further developments to this strange tale will be reported here.[/QUOTE]

[Hyde Hill]

Lol hmmm bananas or na nuns I wonder? Still nice too see ya posting and fun as always. PS started my own diary TCW to the brink and beyond any help/comments or jsut a visit always welcome (yes I am shameless about plugging!)

[Actarus]

[QUOTE=Hyde Hill;465496]Lol hmmm bananas or na nuns I wonder? Still nice too see ya posting and fun as always. PS started my own diary TCW to the brink and beyond any help/comments or jsut a visit always welcome (yes I am shameless about plugging!)[/QUOTE] Yeah, the banana reference was my subtle way of acknowledging McShamrock's PSW stuff. Regarding your TCW dynasty (diary is too lacking in testosterone, according to J. Silver; hence dynasty), I'm reading it. I'm going to hold off on comments / suggestions until you get your first show up; basically I want to see where you go with this before passing any judgments of any sort. And whatever suggestions I do have, it'll probably come in the form of a PM. Latah. - From [url]www.ufw.com[/url] Incredible tag team action invades Ultimate Force Wrestling for their first February event, UFW A New Force Of Hope! Davis Wayne Newton and Whippy The Clown, better known as The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ will step into the ring to face Frankie Perez and Matt Sparrow, Army Of Two! Not to be outdone, Jacob Jett and Mario Heroic have joined forces to become the Amazing Mario Brothers, who look to take down the duo of Citizen X and James Hernandez, calling themselves X-Force! Also scheduled to take place is a match-up between Black Eagle and Remmy Skye! The winner of this match will face the UFW World Champion, whoever he may be, at our next UFW event. With the stake so high, who will emerge victorious? In women’s action, Suzanne Brazzle will face Grace Harper. After losing the opportunity to win the UFW Women’s Championship from Raven Nightfall, Suzanne has been working hard, sharpening her skills against a variety of opponents, and hoping to earn another title shot! However, Nightfall appears disinterested in facing Brazzle again. Will this match change Nightfall’s mind? Finally, two heroes step foot in the squared circle when Jim Force puts his UFW World Championship on the line against UFW’s resident superhero, Fox Mask! How will the speed and ferocity of Fox Mask match up against the strength and Forceocity of Jim Force? All this and so much more (well, not really) on UFW A New Force Of Hope! [QUOTE]Quick Prediction Thingie: The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) [B]Rating:[/B] Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) vs. X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez) [B]Rating:[/B] Black Eagle vs. Remmy Skye [B]Rating: [/B] Suzanne Brazzle vs. Grace Harper [B]Rating: [/B] Jim Force (C) vs. Fox Mask [B]Rating:[/B] [/QUOTE]

[Hyde Hill]

The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. [B]Army Of Two [/B](Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) Rating: d+ [B]Amazing Mario Brothers [/B](Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez) Rating: d [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: d+ [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: d [B]Jim Force [/B](C) vs. Fox Mask Rating: c- Thanks for the comments should have the first show up in my DYNASTY in a couple of days as I have chosen an expansive backstory route

[Nightshadeex]

The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. [B]Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow)[/B] Rating: D+ (I know what these guys can do. They should surprise you.) [B]Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic)[/B] / X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez) Rating: D [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: D Suzanne Brazzle vs. [B]Grace Harper[/B] Rating: C- [B] Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C-

[kowalewski]

Quick Prediction Thingie: [B]The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’[/B] (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) Rating: D+ [B]Amazing Mario Brothers[/B] (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez) Rating: C- [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: C- [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D [B]Jim Force[/B] (C) vs. Fox Mask Rating: D+

[d_w_w]

[B]The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’[/B] (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) Rating: D+ [B]Amazing Mario Brothers[/B] (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez) Rating: D[B] Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: C- [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D+ [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C-

[juggaloninjalee]

The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. [B]Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow)[/B] Rating: D Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / [B]X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez)[/B] Rating: D+ Black Eagle vs. [B]Remmy Skye[/B] Rating: C [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D+ [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: D+

[Guest Bolton]

The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. [B]Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow)[/B] Rating: D [I]Them Princes of Rasslin' aren't as over as that evil bird man and his teammate with the fists of stone.[/I] Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) vs. [B]X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez)[/B] Rating: D- [I]Citizen X tells very unfunny jokes. But he's also an anarchist, and those are against everything, even the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE.[/I] [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: C- [I]Black Eagle may try to poke the eyes out of our favorite Force fan, but no amount of Jelly Donuts can save Skye.[/I] [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D+ [I]Grace may be "fabulous" but she doesn't have the amount of FOOOORCE Brazzle does.[/I] [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C [I]FOX MASK MAY HAVE THE FOOOOOORCE, AND A FOX HEAD, BUT HE IS NO MATCH FOR THE MASTER OF THE FOOOOORCE HIMSELF, JIM FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!!! FEEL THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!!!!![/I]

[Tigerkinney]

[I]I really need to boost my Forcechlorians after last months weak effort[/I] The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) [B]Rating: D+[/B] [I]Army of Two seem to be getting a push and are arguably the top heels in UFW. Match should at least get a respectable rating, given the talent involved[/I] Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez) [B]Rating: D[/B] [I]Looks like you're really trying to get a tag division up and running, hopefully you'll feel confident enough soon to actually crown some tag champs. Coin toss, and this will be a notch below the first match as Citizen X is involved[/I] Black Eagle vs. Remmy Skye [B]Rating: C-[/B] [I]Should be a good match, Skye may be Force's number one fan, but Eagle has to be kept strong as a heel threat, plus the fact he's also better.[/I] Suzanne Brazzle vs. Grace Harper [B]Rating: D[/B] Token womens match of the month, not much to separate these two either. Most people seem to be going for Brazzle, but I'll go for Harper. Jim Force (C) vs. Fox Mask [B]Rating: D+[/B] [I]If Jim Force is ever going to lose the UFW Title, it wont be to Fox Mask.[/I]

[mad5226]

Why would Jim Force ever lose the title??? =(

[CubsFan915]

Quick Prediction Thingie: [B]The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown[/B] vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) Rating:D+ Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / [B]X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez)[/B] Rating:D+ [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating:C- [B]Suzanne Brazzle [/B]vs. Grace Harper Rating:D+ [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: D

[Wallbanger]

Quick Prediction Thingie: [B]The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown[/B] vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) Rating: C- Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / [B]X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez)[/B]Rating: D+ [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: C [B]Suzanne Brazzle[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: D+

[maskedpropaganda]

[B]The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown)[/B] vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow) Rating: C- [I]one of the best teams ever![/I] Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) / [B]X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez)[/B] Rating: D [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: D+ [B]Suzanne Brazzle [/B]vs. Grace Harper Rating: D [B]Jim Force (C) [/B]vs. Fox Mask Rating: D+

[Actarus]

[QUOTE=mad5226;467487]Why would Jim Force ever lose the title??? =([/QUOTE] Well, I think everyone that reads this knows that Jim Force is getting the Triple H / Hulk Hogan push. The thing is, even those guys lose, so the question is who will be the first to to beat Jim Force for the world title? I should make that a prediction contest, where it's open to any male wrestler in the C-Verse, and the person who gets it right will get 50 Forcechlorian points...what do you guys think? [B][CENTER][SIZE="4"]UFW Ultimate Force The Weston Gymnasium Monday, Week 2, February 2008[/SIZE][/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/UFWLogo-Clarity.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Pre Show - Super Secret Dark Match #1. It sucked horribly, so be thankful you were sparred this embarrassment of a match. [B](Rating: E-)[/B] - Super Secret Dark Match #2: 4 women put the men in the previous match to shame. [B](Rating: D+)[/B] - Sara Silver hosts a bikini contest, where Jaime Quine defeats Katie Cameron, Raven Nightfall, and Gracy Harper. [B](Rating: D+) [/B] Main Show [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BrainsMcGhee.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] - Brains McGhee is seen entering his office. He sits down, cracks open a Jim Force beer, and begins to drink. Suddenly, a lone figure emerges from the shadows. [B]???:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“McGhee!”[/COLOR] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“AAAHHH!” [/COLOR] - Brains spits up and chokes on his beer in shock and surprise. Coughing violently, he spins his chair to face… [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FoxMask.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“YOU!”[/COLOR] [B]Fox Mask:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“I hear you wanted to see me?”[/COLOR] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Yeah…[/COLOR][I](Brains pulls out another beer in his pockets, and cracks it open.)[/I] [COLOR="Red"] I jus’ wanted to let you know…tonight, you’ll be facin’…”[/COLOR] - The door opens suddenly, startling Brains once more to spit up and choke on even more beer. Jim Force enters. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“I HAVE HEARD FROM TIME BEYOND TIME, IN AN AGE BEFORE ADAMZON, THAT YOU WiSH TO BE GRACED BY THE PRESENCE OF THE FOOORCE!”[/COLOR] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Doesn’t anyone KNOCK anymore? Where was I…oh yeah…tonight, Fox Mask, you’re going to f***…I mean, fight Jim Force in the main event for the Worl’ title!”[/COLOR] [B]Fox Mask:[/B] [COLOR="Navy"]“I’m honored to be facing such an intense warrior!”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“MAAAY THE FOOORCE BE WITH YOU, FOX OF NINE TAILS! BUY MY MERCHANDISE!”[/COLOR] - Fox Mask disappears into the shadows. Jim Force turns to Brains McGhee and pats him strongly on the back, causing him to spit up and choke on his beer once more. [B]Brain McGhee[/B]: [COLOR="Red"]“What the hell do you want now?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“THE FOX MASK IS NOW GOOONE! I SPEAK WITH THE VOICE OF THE FOUNDER OF THE FOOORCE NOW, FREELY LIKE THE TIDES OF THE FORMER PLANET KNOWN AS PLUTOOO! WHY HAVE YOU PITTED TWO SUPERHEROES AGAINST ONE ANOTHEER?! BUY MY MERCHANDISE! TELL ME OR YOU WILL FEEEEEEEEL THE FOOOORCE!”[/COLOR] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Are you blind?! I’m drinkin’ your merchandise right now! As for your match tonight, I put you in the ring with Fox Mask because I’ll enjoy it when he kicks your Force-filled arse!”[/COLOR] - enraged, Force picks up Brains and sends him flying. [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”[/COLOR] [B]Holder of the NEW UFW record in the midget toss:[/B] Jim Force (formerly held by Black Eagle) [B]Rating:[/B] D [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/DavisWayneNewton.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/WhippyTheClown.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FrankiePerez.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MattSparrow.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]The Clown Prince’s Of Rasslin’ (Davis Wayne Newton & Whippy The Clown vs. Army Of Two (Frankie Perez & Matt Sparrow)[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] So I’ve discovered two teams with excellent chemistry when teaming together. So I was hoping that when throwing these guys in the same ring, magic would ensue. Well, magic definitely did not ensue, though I can happily say that it was a very strong match. Frankie Perez got the win for Army Of Two when he made Davis Wayne Newton submit to the P-Clutch (camel clutch with knee driven into opponent’s lower back). [B]Winner in 10:13:[/B] Frankie Perez [B]Rating: [/B]D+ - Jim Force can be seen lumbering down the hallway when Sara Marie York runs into him. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/SaraMarieYork.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Hi Jim! I never got a chance to congratulate you on winning the UFW World title.”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“YOUR THANKS ARE NOT NECESSARY TO THE CONTINUATION OF THE FORCE! ONLY YOUR SERVICE, GRATITUDE, WORSHIP, AND ALL THINGS THAT MAKE JIM FORCE HAPPY BEYOND WORDS OR DEEDS! I CAN SMELL THAT YOU HAVE BOUGHT NEW MERCHANDISE!”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Yeah, I bought new Jim Force thongs today. Hey, remember what we talked about last time…”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“SPEAK NO MORE, FOR THE FOORCE SENSES AND RELAYS TO ME ALL THAT IS NEEDED TO BE KNOWN IN ALL THE COSMOS! I GO TO SAVE ALL FEMALES IN THE LAND!”[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JacobJett.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/CitizenX.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MainstreamHernandez.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Amazing Mario Brothers (Jacob Jett & Mario Heroic) vs. X-Force (Citizen X & James Hernandez)[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] An even stronger tag match than the previous one, all four participants pulled out all the stops towards putting on the match of the evening. Jacob Jett got the win for his team by pinning Citizen X after an Emergency Landing (flying fame dropper off tope rope). [B]Winner in 24:36: Jacob Jett and Mario Heroic:[/B] Amazing Mario Brothers [B]Rating:[/B] C- - Jim Force exits the bathroom with a Jim Force wrench, when Remmy runs into him. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Dude, Jim, you’re like never going to believe what Brains told me!”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“THE WISDOM OF THE ALCOHOLIC MIDGET SAGE HAS INFORMED YOU THAT YOU MUST BEAT THE PLAGUE TO FACE THE MASTER OF THE FOOORCE!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“If I win my match tonight, I become the #1 contender for the UFW World title! Oh…you knew that already…dude, how did you know?”[/COLOR] - Sara Marie York exits the bathroom and walks away. [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Duuuude…not…again…that’s like soooo…not cool…”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“AAAHHH CAN YOU NOT SENSE THE CURRENTS OF THE FORCE FLOWING THROUGH OUR ARTERIES?! WE ARE DESTINED TO DO BATTLE! THE STUDENT FACES THE MASTER, BUT THE STUDENT IS NOT YET READY! BUY MY MERCHANDISE! YOU FEEEEL THE FOOORCE, BUT YOU DO NOT FEEEL THE FOOORCE LIKE MEEEE!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Dude, I don’t care what that Sara Marie York comes equipped with! I’m like going to prove I’m your #1 Force follower by beating Black Eagle tonight!”[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BlackEagle.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Black Eagle vs. Remmy Skye[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] D’OH! Black Eagle and Remmy Skye don’t click at all. Despite this handicap, they managed to put on a tremendous match overall, proving that having bad chemistry is not the end of everything. The finish came when Remmy Skye hit the Skye Diver (flying clothesline off top rope) for the pinfall victory. On the next show, the master will face the student! [B]Winner in 9:36:[/B] Remmy Skye [B]Rating:[/B] C- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/RavenNightfall_alt1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] - UFW Women’s Champion Raven Nightfall comes out to a chorus of boos. A chorus of 49 members, but still it was booing, in A minor. She takes a seat next to announcer Rock Downpour, apparently scouting the upcoming match. [B]Rating: [/B]D- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/SuzanneBrazzle_alt1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/GraceHarper_alt1.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Suzanne Brazzle vs. Grace Harper[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Hmmm…tonight’s a night for bad chemistry notes; first Black Eagle and Remmy Skye, and now Suzanne Brazzle and Grace Harper don’t click either, making the bout awkward. D’OH! Suzanne went for a more technical approach against Grace, showing her a thing or two before hitting the Miracle Connection for the three count! [B]Winner in 9:33:[/B] Suzanne Brazzle [B]Rating:[/B] D+ - While Suzanne celebrates her win, Raven sneaks into the ring. Just as Suzanne turns around, she’s clobbered by Raven, who drives the UFW Women’s Championship into her face. Suzanne looks to be knocked out completely. Meanwhile, Raven screams [COLOR="DarkRed"]“You think you can beat me now?” [/COLOR]repeatedly, at the prone Brazzle, then holds up the title for all to see. With no remorse, Raven then returns to the back [B]Rating:[/B] D [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FoxMask.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/originalbelt05.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Jim Force vs. Fox Mask for the UFW World Championship[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Before the match, Force and Fox shake hands. The bell rings, and the first few minutes are the usual Jim Force type match, where he shows off how much stronger he is by tossing Fox around like a rag doll, flexing is muscles, shaking the ropes, pounding his chest like a gorilla, etc. In uncharacteristic fashion, Fox resorts to heel tactics (thumbs to the eye, low blows, and other such tomfoolery; hey, someone’s gotta heel in a match) his speed, and athleticism to gain the advantage. In other words, things that Jim Force doesn’t excel in all that much. Force takes a pounding, for several more minutes, before being hit by Fox Mask’s finisher, the Fox Hunter (stunning face crusher, think Stone Cold stunner). But Jim Force is beyond a finishing maneuver, and he kicks out of the pin attempt, then proceeds to ‘Force up’. Shaking the ropes like an animal and no-selling everything Fox Mask throws at him…I mean, becoming impervious to pain, Force goes on a rampage! FOOORCE PUNCH! FOOOORCE KICK! FOOORCE CLOTHESLINE! FOOORCE SHOULDER BLOCK! Fox Mask is down! Force ascends to the top turnbuckle, and hits his patented flying double axe handle! With all momentum on his side, Force senses the end is near, and gives the signal (trademarked by Beeker) to the 49 rabid fans watching. Force nails the Full Force (suplex powerslam; think Goldberg’s Jackhammer) and gets the pinfall win! [B]Winner in 10:28 and STILL UFW World Champion:[/B] Jim Force [B]Rating:[/B] D+ [SIZE="5"]Final Show Rating: D+[/SIZE] [I](OOC: Hey guys. I’ve been following a format of reporting match finishes, but writing out the main event. I’m going to switch to a shorter main event, probably just reporting the finish from now on, primarily to keep things moving and also, because a Jim Force match is somewhat formulaic. Besides, I have no talent for writing matches. Read Tigerkinney’s stuff for well-written, detailed matches. Hope this news doesn’t disappoint. Latah.)[/I] [QUOTE][CENTER][B]Prediction Outcome[/B][/CENTER] FORCEchlorians Points earned tonight: [LIST] [*]Bolton: 7 [*]CubsFan915: 8 [*]d_w_w: 9 [*]Hyde Hill: 6 [*]juggaloninjalee: 8 [*]kowalewski: 11 [*]maskedpropaganda: 4 [*]Nightshadeex: 5 [*]Tigerkinney: 8 [*]Wallbanger: 4 [/LIST] Total FORCEchlorian Points Earned: [LIST] [*]Bolton: 38 [*]ColtCobana: 14 [*]CubsFan915: 34 [*]d_w_w: 34 [*]Hyde Hill: 28 [*]infinitywpi: 5 [*]Jaded: 1 [*]juggaloninjalee: 33 [*]kowalewski: 11 [*]mad5226: 14 [*]maskedpropaganda: 36 [*]Nightshadeex: 35 [*]nZane: 10 [*]Tigerkinney: 42 [*]Wallbanger: 47 [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

[Hyde Hill]

Nooooooooo after a good start the foooooorce is leaving me guess its time for a certain Tommy to do a face turn in my company and style himself after his favorite wrestler! By the way thats also my guess who wil take the belt of of Jim after you have driven TCW out of busniss and snapped up Tommy Cornell ehh I mean Tommy Force! In the short term aka within dynasty writing reach I guess Skye as the student turns on the master Anakin style.

[CubsFan915]

[quote]CubsFan915: 4 (NOTE: Cubsfan915, what letter grade are the smiley faces supposed to represent, because I have no clue what to give you here. Just let me know, as I’ll go with the honors system in this case.)[/quote] Those were supposed to be D+ ratings. I forgot to put a space between the : and the D.

[mad5226]

NO...I refuse to believe that the great Jim Force will Ever EEEVVVerrr lose, especially in a title match. It just won't happen, Ii predict he will keep his title...FOREVER