EWA: Why No One Cares About Wrestling In Europe

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[B]Boris Kiriyakin[/B] vs. Doctor Insane [I]Boris is bigger, and in the EWA, SIZE MATTERS[/I] White Knight vs. [B]Bam Bam Johansson[/B] [I]How best to put this...ALPHA BABY! YEAH![/I] [B]Burning Punishment (Burning EXILE & Poppa Punisher)[/B] vs. Double Dutch [I]No real reason for this, outside of DD not getting much of a push at all[/I] Marat Khoklov vs. [B]Danny Patterson[/B] [I]Building the Tower of Power would make sense-he's not a bad wrestler by EWA standards, he's a big guy, and Khoklov's really boring[/I] [B]Haiti Voodude[/B] vs. Greg Keith [I]It's the second most awesome hat in wrestling, how can it lose?[/I] [B]Spiros The Mighty[/B] vs. Toby Juan Kanobi [I]I just can't see Kenobi winning this one, really[/I] Jed High vs. [B]Louis Figo Manico[/B]: EWA Universal title [I]The Fig never loses[/I]

[Regis]

Quick Picks: [B]Boris Kiriyakin[/B] vs. Doctor Insane [I]Because Boris is awesome![/I] White Knight vs. [B]Bam Bam Johansson[/B] [I]ALPHA, BABY! HE'S GENETICALLY DIFFERENT![/I] Burning Punishment (Burning EXILE & Poppa Punisher) vs. [B]Double Dutch[/B] [I]Because Burning EXILE is talented, and can never be allowed to win in case he leaves.[/I] [B]Marat Khoklov[/B] vs. Danny Patterson [I]Da, Comrade! The great Soviet revolution continues![/I] [B]Haiti Voodude[/B] vs. Greg Keith [I]Same about Greg as about Burning EXILE.[/I] [B]Spiros The Mighty[/B] vs. Toby Juan Kanobi [I]Generally better.[/I] Jed High vs. [B]Louis Figo Manico[/B]: EWA Universal title [I]The Fig can never be beaten.[/I]

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[B]Boris Kiriyakin[/B] vs. Doctor Insane White Knight vs. [B]Bam Bam Johansson[/B] Burning Punishment (Burning EXILE & Poppa Punisher) vs. [B]Double Dutch[/B] [B]Marat Khoklov[/B] vs. Danny Patterson Haiti Voodude vs. [B]Greg Keith[/B] [B]Spiros The Mighty[/B] vs. Toby Juan Kanobi Jed High vs. [B]Louis Figo Manico[/B]: EWA Universal title

[Hyde Hill]

[B]Boris Kiriyakin[/B] vs. Doctor Insane White Knight vs. [B]Bam Bam Johansson[/B] Burning Punishment (Burning EXILE & Poppa Punisher) vs. [B]Double Dutch[/B] [B]Marat Khoklov[/B] vs. Danny Patterson [B]Haiti Voodude[/B] vs. Greg Keith [B]Spiros The Mighty[/B] vs. Toby Juan Kanobi Jed High vs. [B]Louis Figo Manico[/B]

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[I]Previously, on EWA…[/I] [B]Byron:[/B] I’ve got an assignment for you… [B][COLOR="Red"]Louis Figo Manico:[/COLOR][/B] Hey, it’s my last day! What could possibly go wrong? [B]Vita:[/B] I can’t talk to you on this line, they might be listening! [B][COLOR="Navy"]Ruud Van Anger:[/COLOR][/B] Everything is going to plan… [B][COLOR="Green"]Bam Bam Johansson:[/COLOR][/B] I’ve traced the call and… oh my god, it came from three feet behind me! NOOOOOOOO!!! [B][COLOR="Lime"]Spiros[/COLOR][/B] (slapping Mark Stanford): Berlin? BERLIN?! In twenty minutes there won’t BE a Berlin! [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"][B]Boris[/B][/COLOR] (standing over a bloody Big Bad): WHO DID THIS TO YOU!???!?!? [B][COLOR="Red"]Marat Khoklov:[/COLOR][/B] Let this be our final battle, yes?! [B][COLOR="red"]Louis Figo Manico:[/COLOR][/B] Damnit, I’m infected! [B][COLOR="Navy"]Ruud Van Anger:[/COLOR][/B] Puffy… I… am your father. [B][COLOR="Olive"]Puffy The Sand Iron Player:[/COLOR][/B] Noooo!!! That’s IMPOSSIBLE!!! [B]Byron:[/B] Spiros, tell The Big Bad if he can’t learn to play to the crowd he’s fired! [I]And now the conclusion….[/I] [CENTER][I][U][SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkRed"]WARNING! Backstage Politics Ahead![/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I] [IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/SpirostheMighty.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="4"][B][I]Starring: Spiros "The Mighty" Landrakis, Jr[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][CENTER][B]In...[/B][/CENTER][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE="4"]The Case of the Charismaless Russian Part 2: Showdown At Perdition's Crossing[/CENTER][/SIZE][/B][/I] At his “desk” (actually a rusting, Soviet era card table centered in a poorly lit, unpainted grey room), Spiros “The Mighty” Landrakis, Jr. sits at attention, his mind focused solely on the task that is about to be at hand. Except one of his hands is supporting a head containing two glassy, unfocused eyes and the other is systematically tapping four finger in quick succession against the card table-desk (and likely risking its catastrophic destruction in the process). This droning of fingers serves as the beat to a cacophony of construction work taking place either in or around the building housing Spiros and his “office”. After several uneventful minutes of this, the droning of Spiros’s fingers is interrupted by a heavy, dull knocking at his door, causing him to awkwardly spring into a more upright position in his chair. “Come in.” With heavy feet and a sullen look, a Russian mountain of a man enters the “office”, quietly closing the door behind him. [CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/TheBigBad.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] “Listen, Mister ,” Spiros looked down at his left hand, seeing now a large black smudge where once something was written down, “Mister… hey, is there a large black smudge on the left side of my face?” “Excuse me?” “Never mind. Please, take a seat.” The Big Bad stepped forward, looking to comply with the request but only discovering a starting dilemma to the situation. He then proceeded to voice his awareness of this problem in his now slightly less monotone, Russian accented voice. “Mr. Landrakis, there is no other seat. Shall I share your chair with you then?” “Dear god, no. Just stand around there…” The Big Bad took a step back and positioned himself in the imaginary perfect location upon which to stand that Spiros had requested. “Yeah, that’ll… that’ll do. Listen, guy, as you know today was the last day for you to either prove your intangible entertainment level to Byron or face being released from the company. It’s my duty to inform you-“ Naturally, Spiros is interrupted before he can finish this sentence. Where’d be the fun in letting him do that? “Please, so no more Mr. Landrakis. I,” The Big Bad’s lips continue move as he states his name only to be sonically overwhelmed by the construction crew outside, “knows when he is no longer welcomed somewhere. Good-bye, Mr. Landrakis.” The Big Bad turns around with a completely non-surprising lack of agility, indeed sluggishness, towards the door. “Guy, stop!” Taking the phrase a bit too literally, The Big Bad freezes in place mid-step with his hand reaching out for the door. “You can turn around if you’d like…” With the same sluggishness as before, The Big Bad flops around until he’s once again facing Spiros Landrakis, Jr. Grabbing a remote control off of his “desk”, Spiros turns in his chair and flips on a previously unmentioned television set in the upper corner of the room. “I want you to have a look at this, uh… guy.” In typical sitcom fashion, the television was already showing footage of The Big Bad’s last match against Louis Figo Manico. “There, right there!” Spiros clicked the button to pause… or thought he did, seeing as how the TV did no such thing. “Bah, just a sec…” Click. “Right…” Click. Click. Rewind sound. Click. “Right…” Click. “There! Do you see it?” On the TV, the footage clearly shows The Big Bad clotheslining Louis Figo Manico to the ground, followed by… “You’re raising your arms in a victorious pose after slamming the face to the mat! Do you have any idea what this means?” “That… I was already fired last week?” After a few silent seconds with Spiros giving The Big Bad a quizzical look, “No… it means you’ve shown you’re capable of actually working to and possibly with the crowd while wrestling! THIS is what Byron wanted out of you! THIS is the whole reason your job was on the line! We’re not firing you, we’re asking you to stay for another nine months at the least!” “I’m… not fired?” “Not only are you not fired, but you’re getting also getting a very marginal pay raise. Congrats, guy, you’re considered as minimally entertaining as possible to work in the EWA!” Triumphantly, The Big Bad once again raises a hand in victory before literally bursts through the door (something wrong with the hinges, no doubt) and monotonously screaming in what one assumes to be excitement down the hallways. Ladies and gentlemen, The Big Bad has reached D- Charisma! And yes, I did outright steal that first part from Family Guy.

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[CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/EWA.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="4"][U][SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Navy"][CENTER]EWA European Wrestling![/CENTER][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/U][/SIZE][I][CENTER]June 2009 Week 3 From Bayern Stadion in front of 1635 fans![/I][/CENTER] [SIZE="5"]Dark Show:[/SIZE] [B]Boris Kiriyakin vs. Doctor Insane[/B] [I]These two clicked pretty well with each other and, despite their utter lack of talent, managed to turn what should’ve been a truly awful match into something simply below average. Boris finished off Doctor Insane with the Soviet Slam to end it.[/I] [B]Boris Kiriyakin defeated Doctor Insane in 5:55 by pinfall with a Soviet Slam. [COLOR="Red"]E+[/B][/COLOR] [B]White Knight vs. Bam Bam Johansson[/B] [I]One of those “whoops” moments when a dark match ends up being one of the best of the night, the two heavy hitters slugged it out all over the ring, much to the delight of the EWA crowd. “The Alpha Norwegian” was simply too much for White Knight, and eventually Bull Shark Bustered brutally for the pin.[/I] [B] Bam Bam Johansson defeated White Knight in 5:38 by pinfall with a Spinebuster. [COLOR="red"]C-[/B][/COLOR] [SIZE="5"]Main Show:[/SIZE] [B][CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/BurningExile.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/AbrahamSlam.jpg[/IMG]VS[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/FrankDePain.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/RuudVanAnger.jpg[/IMG] Burning Punishment vs. Double Dutch[/CENTER][/B] [I]A rare display of impressive athleticism in this match from all competitors involved (well, except Poppa Punisher). Double Dutch worked together far too well, leading them to divide and conquer Burning Punishment and Ruud Van Anger hitting Poppa Punisher with the Dutch Courage.[/I] [B]Double Dutch defeated Burning Punishment in 5:53 when Ruud Van Anger defeated Poppa Punisher by pinfall with a Dutch Courage. [COLOR="red"]D[/B][/COLOR] [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/MaratKhoklov.jpg[/IMG]VS[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/DannyPatterson.jpg[/IMG] Marat Khoklov vs. Danny Patterson[/B][/CENTER] [I]Ah, what will go down in history as one of the forgotten EWA classics as two of the largest workers in the world lumber around the ring. The match wasn’t much more than the two giants hitting and pushing each other around, but that was more than enough to get this crowd on their feet! Khoklov finally showed the closest thing to technical ability in the ring and locked Danny Patterson in the Russian Giant Bear Hug, forcing The Tower Of London to pass out.[/I] [B]Marat Khoklov defeated Danny Patterson in 5:55 by submission with a Russian Giant Bear Hug. [COLOR="red"]D+[/B][/COLOR] [CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/MaratKhoklov.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/BamBamJohansson_alt2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Marat Khoklov has his hand raised in victory… when his music is interrupted by the sound of a motorcycle engine! A shocked Khoklov watches as a rather furious looking Bam Bam Johansson rides down to the ring with a thrashing bullshark tucked under his arm! “The Alpha Norwegian” leaps off the bike and lands in the ring in one smooth motion. Nodding in agreement with the crowd, Bam Bam gorilla presses the bullshark over his head and pitches it straight into the unwilling arms of Marat Khoklov. With a look of disgust, Khoklov drops the flailing fish back to the mat… but oh, it was just a distraction! He looks up just in time to see Johansson come crashing into him with a Shoulder Block the likes of which the world has never seen, sending Khoklov down to the mat! And another! Not quite satisfied, Bam Bam lays the boots to a stumbling Marat Khoklov before clotheslining him out of the ring. Marat lands on his feet and walks away backwards, pointing and screaming at Bam Bam Johansson who is flexing one arm while the other triumphantly hoists the frisky bullshark into the air.[/I] [B][COLOR="red"]B+[/COLOR][/B] [B][CENTER] [IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/HaitiVoodude.jpg[/IMG]VS[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/HaitiVoodude.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/GregGauge_alt1.jpg[/IMG] Haiti Voodude vs. Greg Keith[/CENTER][/B] [I]They awkwardly groped each other until (on his fourth attempt after repeating botching) Haiti Voodude hit Keith with a Voodoo Spiral. The fans used this match as the perfect time to buy Bratwurst dogs and Bam Bam Johansson action figures.[/I] [B]Haiti Voodude defeated Greg Keith in 5:50 by pinfall with a Voodoo Spiral. [COLOR="red"]E+[/B][/COLOR] (Oh, awful chemistry… It can make Greg Keith appear human.) [CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/HaitiVoodude.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/EdwardCornell.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Haiti Voodude is adjusting his awesome looking hat after his match when “Rugged Due Process” Eddie Cornell appears at the entrance with the EWA European title slung over his shoulder. In a voice that I imagine to be that of Jason Statham’s, Eddie Cornell addresses Voodude.[/I] [B][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Eddie Cornell:[/COLOR][/B] I must say, I was most impressed with your match out there today, brotha… (Making Eddie Cornell the only person in the arena with this opinion.) But we have a little matter that requires resolution… [COLOR="SeaGreen"][B]Haiti Voodude:[/B][/COLOR] Jah? [B][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Eddie Cornell:[/COLOR][/B] If you recall, Voodude… a month ago you attacked me, and I attacked you, and we had all sorts of various unpleasantness to say about one another. Unfortunately, between all the bullsharks, Jedi, and Greek mythology it appears we’ve both been distracted from the fact that we hate each other, brotha. [B][COLOR="SeaGreen"]Haiti Voodude:[/COLOR][/B] Jah… [B][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Eddie Cornell:[/COLOR][/B] So I say its time you and me finally settle this long forgotten grudge at European Union of Doom for this shiny little belt of mine. What do you say, brotha? [B][COLOR="SeaGreen"]Haiti Voodude:[/COLOR][/B] Jah! [B][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Eddie Cornell:[/COLOR][/B] Glad to see you’re willing to face Rugged Due Process, Voodude! [B][COLOR="Red"]D+[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/SpirostheMighty.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Music that is not “O Fortuna” in the same way “Ice, Ice, Baby” isn’t “Under Pressure” plays through the crackling speakers that are EWA’s PA system. Hero of the Greek Gods, Spiros The Mighty (II) makes his way down to the ring a few minutes early for his scheduled match tonight.[/I] [B][COLOR="Lime"]Spiros:[/COLOR][/B] HARK, and give heed most wicked man of the westlands! I, the mighty Spiros The Mighty, have just received word from the Gods themselves! Their messenger has informed me that I have am mistaken about a certain fact… It is not your wickedness, your vileness, or your villainous ways. It is that, despite having acquired the EWA Universal title, that my trials are not yet complete. For me to restore the glory of the Universal title I must complete one final task. By the power of Zeus, at European Union of Doom I must race you, vile one, up a ladder to the top of Mount Olympus itself! There waiting will be the prize, the EWA Universal title. What do you say, wicked man? Shall you show a glimmer of honor and face the champion of the Gods himself once more, or shall you stick to your cowardly ways? [B][COLOR="Red"]C-[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/SpirostheMighty.jpg[/IMG]VS[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/TobyJuanKanobi.jpg[/IMG] Spiros The Mighty vs. Toby Juan Kanobi[/B][/CENTER] [I]As most anticipated, Toby had a hard time trying to get Spiros to sell any of his “flashy” offense. In the end, the Force wasn’t with Toby Juan Kanobi today as Spiros set him up for, and nearly broke his back with, a massive Spartanplex which lead to the pinfall.[/I] [B]Spiros the Mighty defeated Toby Juan Kanobi in 9:46 by pinfall with a Spartanplex. [COLOR="red"]D[/B][/COLOR] [CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/LouisFigoManico.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]And, also a few minutes early for his match tonight, Louis Figo Manico’s Spanish guitar music (we could no longer afford to keep paying for “Conquistador” by Theatre of Hate… back to obscurity that band goes!) plays as he saunters down to the ring.[/I] [B][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Louis Figo Manico:[/COLOR][/B] Spiros, my main man, somewhere in your rambling and only semi-coherent speech I believe you challenged me to a ladder match in order to prove that I am worthy of my very own Universal title which you stole. Perhaps somewhere in the depths of your bizarre and twisted mind you have stumbled across an emotion similar to that of guilt, and now you realize how truly dishonorable of a man you must be to steal a belt rather than win it like a real man, like Louis Figo Manico! But the idea of a ladder match, my main man, this intrigues me. In such an unorthodox contest all is as fair for one man as it is for the other and only one can emerge victorious. Yes… yes, Spiros, I will play along with your madness. At European Union of Doom we will face each other as men, and I will put an end to your delusions and false accusations once and for all! [B][COLOR="Red"]B[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/LouisFigoManico.jpg[/IMG]VS[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/JedHigh_alt3.jpg[/IMG] Jed High vs. Louis Figo Manico: [U]EWA Universal title match[/B][/CENTER][/U] [I]Despite not physically having the Universal title, Manico still defended the… idea… of the title against Jed High. And, really, did anyone expect Manico to lose the Universal title after he just accepted a challenge to defend it at the upcoming European Union of Doom event? The speedy Jed High was slowed down by the technical precision of The Fig, who finally took to suplexing him around the ring before finishing him off with the Madrid Maul.[/I] [B]Louis Figo Manico defeated Jed High in 12:19 by pinfall with a Madrid Maul. Louis Figo Manico makes defense number 17 of his EWA Universal title. [COLOR="red"]C+[/B][/COLOR] [CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/LouisFigoManico.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/BamBamJohansson_alt2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]To the cheers of the crowd, Louis Figo Manico celebrates his small victory and starts to get out of the ring. Around him, the audience is starting to file up the stairs and out of the frigid arena when…[/I] [SIZE="4"][B]80s hair metal electric guitar Plus Motorcycle Engine Equals[/B][/SIZE] [I]This show isn’t quite done yet! For the second time tonight, Bam Bam Johansson rides his Harley (or some European knockoff thereof) down to the ring at blazing speed (grabbing a microphone out of a roadie’s hands in the process). “The Alpha Norwegian” plays to the crowd, flexing quite impressively for a couple of minutes before… he raises the microphone to his lips.[/I] [B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Bam Bam Johansson:[/COLOR][/B] YOU, BRO, YOU! Louis looks puzzled at the sight of Bam Bam pointing at him. [COLOR="DarkOrange"][B]Louis Figo Manico:[/B][/COLOR] Are you talking to me? [B][COLOR="darkgreen"]Bam Bam Johansson:[/COLOR][/B] HELL YEAH, BRO! YOU… HAVE PLAYER STYLE! YOU HAVE GIVEN ME AND IDEA SO ALPHA THAT IT’S ALMOST AS JACKED AS I AM, BABY! YEAH! BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT NOTHING IS THAT JACKED! [B][COLOR="darkorange"]Louis Figo Manico [/COLOR][/B]([I]slowly making his way out of the ring[/I]): Um… you’re welcome, my man? [B][COLOR="darkgreen"]Bam Bam Johansson:[/COLOR][/B] I’D LIKE TO ASK A CERTAIN GAMMA OR THETA MALE, OR WHATEVER HE IS, TO COMMIT HARA KIRI AT EUROPEAN UNION OF DOOM! THAT SPANISH GUY TOTALLY BLEW MY MIND AND I WAS LIKE, “A GIMMICK MATCH, WHAT’S MORE ALPHA THAN THAT?” ONLY ME, BROS, ONLY ME. BUT THINK ABOUT IT… BAM BAM JOHANSSON… MARAT KHOKLOV… CAGE MATCH! IT’D BE LIKE A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OF FREAKIN’ TESTOSTERONE! B+ [I]Before the most Alpha promo of all time can continue, the ground itself starts to shake. Those unfortunate enough to still be on the stairs grasp for their lives before the quake sends them tumbling down towards serious injury and them figuring out who to sue. Marat Khoklov apparently has heard Bam Bam’s mentioning of a Cage match, and one rippling muscle at a time he walks through the entry way.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/MaratKhoklov.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][COLOR="Red"]Marat Khoklov:[/COLOR][/B] Silly Norwegian capitalist… You think Khoklov suicidal if he step into ring with you, little man? Khoklov laugh at such slander! HAHA, see? Khoklov shall enter your cage and CRUSH YOU like Russian bear crush mouse, yes!? [B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Bam Bam Johansson:[/COLOR][/B] LISTEN, BRO, FEEL FREE TO BRING ALL THE RED ARMY SKILLS, AK-47S, AND MIG FIGHTER JETS YOU WANT, IT WON’T BE ENOUGH! I’M JUST TOO GENETICALLY DIFFERENT BABY, YEAH! [COLOR="Red"][B]Marat Khoklov:[/B][/COLOR] BAH! Ignorant words from ignorant man! If it is in a Cage match that you wish for Khoklov to break you, then in a Cage match it will be where Khoklov breaks you, and your little shark too! There is a Red Dawn coming, puny Norwegian, and it shall be painted with your blood in that ring… [I]Khoklov drops his microphone at the two muscle bound wrestlers stare each other down, finally allowing the fans to get the hell out of here.[/I] [B][COLOR="Red"]C+[/COLOR][/B] [SIZE="5"][B]Overall Rating: [COLOR="red"]C[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

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[center][IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/JodoKastTRL/EWA/EWAshow6.png[/IMG][/center] [quote] [U]Quick Picks:[/U] Geena The Warrior Princess vs. Jeri Behr Doctor Insane vs. Frank De Pain Puffy The Sand Iron Player vs. Greg Keith Jed High vs. Inky The Squid Boy Haiti Voodude vs. Eddie Cornell: EWA European title Byron & ??? Vs. Joey Beauchamp & Adam Matravers Marat Khoklov vs. Bam Bam Johansson: Cage Match Spiros The Mighty vs. Louis Figo Manico: Ladder Match for the EWA Universal title![/quote]

[Hyde Hill]

[B]Geena The Warrior Princess[/B] vs. Jeri Behr Doctor Insane vs. [B]Frank De Pain[/B] [B]Puffy The Sand Iron Player[/B] vs. Greg Keith [B]Jed High[/B] vs. Inky The Squid Boy [B]Haiti Voodude[/B] vs. Eddie Cornell: EWA European title Byron & ??? Vs. [B]Joey Beauchamp & Adam Matravers[/B] Marat Khoklov vs. [B]Bam Bam Johansson[/B]: Cage Match Spiros The Mighty vs. [B]Louis Figo Manico[/B]:

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[B]Geena The Warrior Princess[/B] vs. Jeri Behr Doctor Insane vs. [B]Frank De Pain [/B] Puffy The Sand Iron Player vs. [B]Greg Keith [/B] [B]Jed High[/B] vs. Inky The Squid Boy Haiti Voodude vs. [B]Eddie Cornell[/B]: EWA European title [B]Byron & ???[/B] Vs. Joey Beauchamp & Adam Matravers [B] Marat Khoklov[/B] vs. Bam Bam Johansson: Cage Match Spiros The Mighty vs. [B]Louis Figo Manico[/B]: Ladder Match for the EWA Universal title!