Destined to Fail 2008

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=1PWfan;529655] [I]I honestly don't know who's going to win this one, so I'll go with a draw thanks to some form of reality-warping mass run-in[/I] [/QUOTE] I... bwuh... gwuh... huh... buh...

[ShadowedFlames]

[QUOTE=Regis;529638][B]The Prime Time Players (Prime, 'Must Be' Mistaken, 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler, & Herrin Domina)[/B] vs. Lad's Night Out (Tom Lynch, Earl Breese & DJ Storm) & Don Phoenix [I]Oh, come on. The guy who lost control of the BWA does not even things up against the boss! Don, buddy, face it: you're just not ready...[/I] [I]FOR THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME![/I] [/QUOTE] Is that your final answer, Regis? Trust me, there's a lot more to me than you think. I'm not your generic 365-pounder; you'll find that out first-hand when your Prime Time Programming gets cancelled. That is, if LNO doesn't rehash an old rivalry and take me out before the match.... :eek:

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=ShadowedFlames;529969] That is, if LNO doesn't rehash an old rivalry and take me out before the match.... :eek:[/QUOTE] Here's hoping. Not that we'll need it.

[Phantom Stranger]

Will be aiming to get the show up in the next couple days. Still time to do predictions!

[Tyler Gadzinski]

George McAllister & Lu Lu vs. [B]Y.I.M. & The Music Man[/B] [B]The Prime Time Players (Prime, 'Must Be' Mistaken, 'Pretty Amazing' Thomas Tyler, & Herrin Domina)[/B] vs. Lad's Night Out (Tom Lynch, Earl Breese & DJ Storm) & Don Phoenix NO ROPES BARBED WIRE DEATHMATCH, DAWN STORM TO BE CAGED FOR THE DURATION Panix Storm vs. [B]Odin[/B] BWA UK Championship [B]Dr. James Casey (c)[/B] vs. Jaffa

[Phantom Stranger]

[CENTER][B]BWA: My Tank Is Fight July 2009 Held at St Luke's Church, Torquay [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG][/B][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to what promises to be an intense, highly-packed evening's entertainment – something that's kind of already started, and we were lucky enough to have Jimmy's camera on hand. We'll have that footage for you in a moment, but for now let's just say that the unlikely team of Matt Classic and Abismo Negro, backed up by Yellow Ranger HUSTLE, and their tag championship win on their debut last month has had consequences for three long-term stars of the BWA! [B]Emma Whatever: [/B]And that's not all that's happening tonight. One of the nastiest matches in BWA history looks likely as the man the fans are calling Pirate Panix takes on the nigh-unstoppable Odin in a ring surrounded by barbed wire! [B]YE: [/B]Very true. There's been a struggle between these two for many months, over the BWA itself – and over the very heart and soul of Dawn Storm, Panix's wife. Tonight, that ends. [B]EW: [/B]Wait, we're actually wrapping up plotlines now? [B]YE: [/B]Goddammit... Yes, we should be. Dawn will be handcuffed and caged at ringside to prevent interference in this final act- [B]EW: [/B]Proving two things; our booker's been watching pre-WCW NWA shows again, and we were sponsored by a fetish store this month. [B]YE:[/B] One day, I swear, one day we'll get through the pre-show without you crapping on the build. [B]EW: [/B]INISIDER TERMS! INSIDER TERMS! [B]YE:[/B] Oh, for... let's just go to the footage. What you're about to see happened not an hour ago. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [i]The One Percenters pull to a halt outside St Luke's on their bikes, which are suspiciously pristine and emblazoned with stickers advertising a local bike dealership. After a moment, someone emerges from the church to meet them...[/i] [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]McMenamin:[/B] Ah... no, can't call you gentlemen... dash it, there has to be a word for this... [B]Wallbanger:[/B] You did get my warning last month, right? You're lucky your boys lost their belts, 'cause you ain't priority number one any more... [B]McMenamin:[/B] Lackwits! That's the word! Ah, lackwits... I must confess I was very interested in your performance last month. Now, as you know, you are all still on probation and- [B]Antithesis:[/B] We didn't wrestle last month. [B]McMenamin:[/B] -and if you were to participate in a match in which cheating took place, you would be barred from wrestling within the Devonshire Athletic Commission's aegis. So as your challenge saw a number of illegal combatants- [B]Trell:[/B] What, are you stupid as well as deaf? We didn't wrestle last month. [B]McMenamin:[/B] - I have spoken to the Commission and secured such a prohibition. And as the BWA has yet to express any interest in expansion beyond the Commission jurisdiction – oh, I say, a rhyme – your claim to the BWA Tag Team Championship is a trifle dubious. Might I trouble you cartoonish buffoons for the belts? There'll have to be measures taken to return them to active competition. [B]Wallbanger: [/B]Look, we still didn't ****ing wrestle, did we? [B]McMenamin:[/B] I assure you, you're fooling- [B]Trell:[/B] Shut up. We gave the Commission a call after last month's crap just in case you pulled this. That match didn't involve us, so you try any prohibition-breaking, it's not going to go well. [B]McMenamin:[/B] But- [B]Antithesis:[/B] The man said shut up. Your problem's with Los Muertos Rudos. Which, much as it makes me wanna puke, gives us something in common. [B]Wallbanger:[/B] They've got the belts that are ours by right. Move over, sonny; we're here to scout. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/GeorgeMcAlister.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/LuLu.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/YancyIsaacMartin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/musicmanjw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YIM:[/B] Come on, people, it's a classic! The Masked Rider? Mr R? Stagger Lee? The Conquistadors? Mr America – OK, bad example. And how about that cage? Word to the wise, bookerman – old school doesn't mean – oof! [B]YE:[/B] Strong words from the BWA's resident IWC expert. And it seems George McAllister isn't interested in words. [B]EW:[/B] Well, that's been a constant so far. He's taken the view that actions – and being pretty – speak louder. [B]YE: [/B]True enough. Whip to the ropes by McAllister, clothesline ducked, YIM to the ropes again, ducks another clothesline and tags out to the Master of the Rickroll! [B]EW: [/B]Wow, did YIM just basically do nothing? [B]YE: [/B]The Music Man seems to be stalling himself. It seems like this team has headgames in mind for the McAllisters – and it might be working; George looks irate as all JW does is duck and dodge his offence... [B]EW:[/B] Lu Lu wants in! [B]YE:[/B] And the tag is made – JW switches to the offensive almost instantly. Forearms to the back... Lu Lu's taking punishment here – no! She cuts him off with a stomp! [B]EW: [/B]Man – and she's wearing spike heeled boots, too! [B]YE:[/B] No wonder he's slowed down. DDT by Lu Lu and she goes up to the top. Looks like a moonsault- [B]EW:[/B] YIM's got some speed on 'im! [B]YE:[/B] Straight across the ring and a high dropkick sends Lu Lu into the front row of the crowd. What an impact! That has to change the tone of this match – and as you might expect, in comes George. YIM cut off with a massive clothesline and tossed out of the ring. JW's halfway up, punch cuts him off halfway, DDT from kneeling on JW by McAllister and this match just shifted gear! [B]EW:[/B] I didn't expect this. Lu Lu, love, you all right? [B]YE:[/B] The perils of being so close to the action. Is she OK? [B]EW:[/B] Well, she's moving. Hell of a landing, though. [B]YE:[/B] YIM interrupts McAllister's beatdown on the Music Man. Double-team suplex in the ring now, YIM picks up McAllister, he's holding him, JW off the ropes - [B]EW: [/B]This time he's safe! [B]YE:[/B] Yes, indeed, after those sledgehammer shots in his First Blood match with Pretty Amazing George McAllister's clearly made it a priority to learn how to duck free. YIM is down, McAllister off the ropes with a roaring elbow to drop JW and he's out of the ring... [B]EW: [/B]Aww, that's sweet. [B]YE: [/B]He helps up Lu Lu and the pair get back in the ring. Which is good, 'cause I think Lu Lu's technically the legal partner. [B]EW:[/B] In more ways than one! [B]YE:[/B] Well, ah, yes. Two on two now and Lu Lu giving as good as she gets against the Music Man. Of course, in a brawl he's typically lost without his tuba. YIM gets the advantage on George, hits the ropes - [B]EW:[/B] BACKDROP ALL THE WAY OUT THE RING! [B]YE:[/B] Good work by YIM but it only takes a moment to turn it all around. The McAllisters have the advantage for the first time this match. JW's doing his best, but it's hard to fight off two people at once. Lu Lu's back up to the top, this time keeping an eye on the ring, and George is turning JW for the Unprettier... yes! [B]EW: [/B]And Lu Lu's for the frog splash! [B]YE:[/B] One – two – three! Lovely work by the McAllisters despite all the mind games! [B]EW:[/B] Hey, your TV just turned on again... [B]YE:[/B] Live feed from Jimmy! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/pantsboy.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/ChrisFunk.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Well, there's the Heroes backstage, and Chris Funk just signed for some kinda package. I wish someone could control what Jimmy decides is worth showing the- [B]EW:[/B] The package just exploded! [B]YE: [/B]'Exploded' is a bit strong... [B]EW:[/B] Yeah, but look how they're reacting. [B]YE: [/B]Stink bomb? [B]EW:[/B] Seems likely. [B]Funk:[/B] DAAAAMN YOOOOOOOUUU FUNKENSTEIN! [B]YE:[/B] Well, the Heroes have their prime suspect, at least. [B]EW: [/B]Helen Mirren did this? [B]YE: [/B]...no. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/daweasel.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/herrindomina.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/mustbemistaken.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Well, it looks like this rivalry's coming to a head. The Prime Time Players have that old HBK/HHH pose-off thing down, don't they? [B]EW:[/B] Took them long enough. [B]YE:[/B] They've had a lot on their minds. You've got to bear in mind that we're actually dealing with pretty good wrestlers here, considering – and the championship Prime held for so long has been kind of a focus. Seems now they're cleaning up leftover business from his reign. [B]EW:[/B] Makes you wonder what's coming next, doesn't it? [B]YE: [/B]It does indeed. I can see why Don Phoenix aligned with the LNO here, though – Prime and Astil together having been responsible for the death of the Firm and the Don being driven away. And it looks like Breese and Domina to start this one off, with both sides bringing their power game. [B]EW:[/B] I think Domina still wants to pay Lynch back for that snog. [B]YE: [/B]I'm worried by just how much you're dwelling on that snog. [B]EW:[/B] Shut up. [B]YE:[/B] Not what they pay me for. Breese and Domina seem about evenly matched... [B]EW:[/B] You know what that means. You want anything from the drinks tent? [B]YE:[/B] Pork scratchings, ta... and yes, my colleague's right. Everyone's in the ring now. The ref's letting it go, I think for the sake of actually getting a winner rather than having to do this all again. Big Easy Shuffle on Mistaken there, staggers the big man but doesn't drop him. Tyler looks to be going for his sledgehammer, I'd guess in order to neutralise Big Dave. Domina and Phoenix are going at it toe to toe, which leaves Big Dave, DJ Storm, and Lynch all three trying to handle Prime. It says something for Prime that the three of 'em are having trouble with it. Sledgehammer from Tyler to DJ Storm! I don't think the ref had a chance to see that. Big Dave and Lynch respond with a DDDDT, and Prime takes them both out with a split-legged dropkick. Domina slams Phoenix - [B]EW: [/B]Back. [B]YE: [/B]Thanks. Mistaken and Tyler now double-teaming Breese and Prime goes to the top. He's selected a victim, I think... Breese is down and Prime is pointing at Storm. Domina and Mistaken pick up Storm, Tyler's knocking heads to keep everyone else down... Storm Irish whipped into a Primacanrana! One, two, three! [B]EW:[/B] Whew! Well, I think next – oh, no, wait, your telly's just come on again. [B]YE:[/B] Good grief, Jimmy's busy tonight. More live feed, ladies and gentlemen... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/edisrawpseudorudo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]El Comedor:[/B] What do you want? [B]Casey:[/B] Everyone lives their life by ten simple rules. The rules vary from person to person, the premise remains. [B]El Comedor: [/B]And? [B]Casey: [/B]One of my rules concerns the pursuit of knowledge of the body. I test to destruction. [B]El Comedor:[/B] I've seen. You have a point, right? [B]Casey:[/B] I do indeed. You spoke, last month, of your diet. [B]El Comedor:[/B] Babies. [B]Casey:[/B] Babies. Their brains, to be specific. [B]El Comedor:[/B] Yup. [B]Casey:[/B] I was interested in the notion that your recipe might work on adults. With memories proved to be coded into DNA, my god has set me to investigate much to do with Thought and Memory. Ravens are important to him. [B]El Comedor:[/B] Never tried. [B]Casey:[/B] This much is evident. And yet I believe that your methodology would be better suited to the brains of adults. [B]El Comedor: [/B]Babies taste better. I checked. [B]Casey: [/B]As a health professional, I have nutritional motivations. [B]El Comedor:[/B] That's your thing. [B]Casey:[/B] By next show, I'll be able to tell you if you should adopt a more matured diet. [B]YE:[/B] Well, that's messed up. [B]EW:[/B] Not half. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Looks like it's time for the caging. [B]Odin:[/B] The Vanir are all but slain; the Aesir are ready to take their places as lords of this realm. Already we possess it's greatest prize; it remains only to cast down those who occupy the positions of power and attain our goals. For that, we need more than merely those I brought with me. I bid the Queen of Helaheim step forth. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DawnStorm.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]He's still off on this crazy trip, then. [B]Odin:[/B] Win or lose, whether you flock to me or take your place beside the vagabond of the sea, I name you Dawn Helstorm, successor to Hela and ruler of her world. Yours is the care of the sick. Will you accept my charge, win or lose? [B]Dawn: [/B]The charge has ever been mine. [B]EW: [/B]You know, this wouldn't be half as freaky if they just talked like normal people. [B]YE:[/B] You can say that about Andrew McMenamin. [B]EW:[/B] You can also see the stick shoved up McMenamin's arse, so it makes sense. This is like some kind of ritual out of a Christopher Lee flick. [B]YE:[/B] The Man With The Golden Gun? [B]EW:[/B] Dork. [B]Panix:[/B] ARRRR! [B]YE:[/B] Here comes Captain Panix again, swinging in from the skies... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/captainpanix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] Well, from the gallery. [B]YE:[/B] Sense of the dramatic, Emma, sense of the dramatic... Panix here, it seems, to give Dawn a kiss before she's handcuffed and caged. [B]EW:[/B] She looks happier with him, don't you think? [B]YE:[/B] Well, that goes without saying. But she's smiling. [B]Panix:[/B] Fret ye not, wench! Yer freedom is at hand! [B]EW: [/B]OK, if she doesn't slap him it's working. [B]YE: [/B]She didn't slap him. [B]Dawn: [/B]Don't worry, babe. I know you can do it. [B]EW:[/B] She's not speaking funny anymore! [CENTER]NO ROPES BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/captainpanix.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] You know, I think Odin's actually worried about this. [B]EW:[/B] What makes you say that? [B]YE:[/B] Two things. First, that whole 'win or lose' promise is not something I'd expect from him, and second, he hasn't done his usual statue thing to start. Panix has a fight on his hands right from the start. [B]EW:[/B] Yeah, what was with that promise anyway? [B]YE:[/B] I have no clue. Bullfinch's mostly deals with Greek myth. [B]EW:[/B] Oh, fair enough. [B]YE:[/B] So far it's been a classic speed against power game. Panix is striking and moving away immediately. It's probably his best bet, but there's a worrying side to that argument. [B]EW: [/B]Yeah. Sooner or later Odin's going to catch him. [B]YE: [/B]Panix would not be well advised to use the ropes here, except as a weapon. Odin... wait... [B]EW: [/B]Odin just hit the barbed wire for momentum. [B]YE: [/B]He didn't even flinch. [B]EW: [/B]This is going to get messy. [B]YE:[/B] Panix ducks the clothesline, drop toe hold on Odin's return and an elbow to the small of the back. Up again and Odin rolls to his feet. [B]EW:[/B] He's charging! [B]YE:[/B] Odin's fast! He catches Panix, slams him forward into the turnbuckles and that barbed wire is all around the corners too. Both men are losing blood – look at their backs! [B]EW:[/B] This looks horrific. Panix is still in the corner... [B]YE:[/B] Odin backs off, takes a runner – Stinger Splash and Panix moves clear! Odin just perforated his chest! [B]EW: [/B]He doesn't look like he's in pain yet! [B]YE: [/B]Kawada kick from Panix to the back of Odin's head, drives him into the turnbuckle. Odin's bleeding from the forehead now. Shot to the nuts from Panix to double the leader of the Asatru over, goes to whip him into the barbed wire- [B]EW: [/B]Countered! [B]YE:[/B] Panix hits the ropes back-first at speed, flips over, blood's flying and he drops to the floor. [B]EW:[/B] And he can't run with Dawn at stake! [B]YE: [/B]Odin over to pull him back in, Panix fights clear with forearms to that cut on Odin's head – guillotine on the barbed wire by Panix! [B]EW:[/B] Is Odin seriously bleeding from the neck? [B]YE:[/B] Might be, at that. Panix ducks backstage... [B]EW:[/B] Watch the gallery! [B]YE: [/B]That's my guess... There he is! [B]EW:[/B] He's got the rope... [B]YE:[/B] Swinging kick from the gallery to the ring sends Odin into the barbed wire and Odin drops! [B]Panix:[/B] THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, ME HEARTIES! [B]YE: [/B]Panix is still on the rope... swinging back in, releases- [B]EW:[/B] SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE ROPES! [B]YE:[/B] Odin's down! Panix covers – one, two, three! [B]EW: [/B]HE DID IT! [B]YE: [/B]I don't like this. [B]EW:[/B] What? Why the hell not? [B]YE:[/B] Odin is smiling. [B]EW:[/B] Aw, man.... [B]YE:[/B] Cap'n Panix is unlocking the cage... Dawn's cuffs are unlocked... [B]EW:[/B] Look at those smiles. [B]YE:[/B] You can't fake that kind of happiness. But something's wrong here... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/trellclassic.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/bangernegro.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/antithesisranger.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Well, while the ring crew busy themselves making the ring ready for the main event, it looks like we're being graced by Los Muertos Rudos, our tag team champions. [B]EW:[/B] And not the One Percenters at all. [B]YE:[/B] I'm not going to comment on this whole stupid mess. [B]Matt Classic:[/B] Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. We aim to be fighting champions. [B]Abismo Negro:[/B] Unlike the last lot. [B]Yellow Ranger HUSTLE:[/B] So we're issuing a challenge. [B]Abismo Negro:[/B] Because we know we can turn any team on the roster into crème brule. [B]Matt Classic:[/B] What, the burned custard thing? [B]Abismo Negro:[/B] So help me God, do NOT start that again. [B]Yellow Ranger HUSTLE:[/B] Don't sweat it. [B]Matt Classic:[/B] So here it is. World Tour, you and your hitman buddy seem pretty tough. You want a shot at this, show up next month and we'll get in the ring with you. [B]Abismo Negro: [/B]And you know what happens then. [CENTER][B]BWA UK Championship [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jaffa.jpg[/IMG][/B][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]This is certainly going to be a very personal match. After the electrocution, Jaffa's been after Dr Casey since before Casey even got the championship shot. [B]EW: [/B]And some would say Casey's been ducking him. Who knew a guy with an undefeated streak would want to duck people? [B]YE:[/B] Goldberg ducked Jericho. [B]EW: [/B]Hee hee... Midgetberg! [B]YE: [/B]Yeah, that was pretty awesome. I miss Ralphus. Jaffa starts out angry, and Casey seems to have a plan based around dodging him... no! Clothesline caught into an armdrag, Casey hits the ropes, baseball slide into Jaffa's shoulder! [B]EW: [/B]Take out the arm, take out the Jaffarack... [B]YE:[/B] That's the theory. Think it'll work? [B]EW:[/B] No clue. [B]YE:[/B] Casey clamps on an armbar as Jaffa gets to his knees, Jaffa reaches up, snapmares Casey over, kick to the back of the champion's head. Fluid work here, but Casey's back up. [B]EW:[/B] Flip, flop and fly from the challenger! [B]YE:[/B] Yep, but Casey dodges the last punch, palm strike into Jaffa's shoulder again. The orange-obsessed Exonian elbows clear with the other arm, enzugiri attempted and Casey ducks it. [B]EW:[/B] It's like he's reading Jaffa's mind! [B]YE: [/B]Well, bear in mind what he said earlier to El Comedor. Headbutt by Casey staggers Jaffa, Casey charges, cut off with a boot to the gut, DDT from Jaffa. Jaffa with the MMA knees to Casey's back – the champion elbows out – standoff! [B]EW:[/B] Jaffa still wants the Jaffarack! [B]YE:[/B] Yeah. Might not be so smart, that. Jaffa goes with a punch, ducked, full nelson slam from Casey, down into an armbar, round into a grounded hammerlock. [B]EW:[/B] This is as focused as it gets! [B]YE:[/B] You said it. Casey picks him up, still in the hammerlock, backdrop suplex onto the arm! Jaffa's in pain! [B]EW:[/B] He's getting back up... [B]YE:[/B] Indeed he is, and a mule kick puts the champion down! Gutwrench powerbomb from Jaffa! The challenger shaking the arm out after that. He doesn't look happy. Tries for an Irish whip on Casey and Casey turns it into an armdrag again. Punches by the champion into the shoulder... [B]EW:[/B] Jaffa's taking a lot of punishment. [B]YE:[/B] He's giving some out, too. Headbutts clear by Jaffa, in close, Jaffarack! [B]EW:[/B] He can't hold it! [B]YE:[/B] Casey drops clear behind him, hammerlock into a piledriver! One, two, three! [B]EW:[/B] The streak continues. [B]YE:[/B] Jaffa looks out of it... Casey reaching into his boot... [B]EW:[/B] **** me, he's got a knife! [B]YE:[/B] Oh my God, he's trying to cut Jaffa's brainpan open! Someone stop this! [CENTER] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astilbwa.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/ChrisFunk.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW: [/B]Here comes the cavalry! [B]YE: [/B]And not a moment too soon! The champion escapes into the crowd... What a sick turn of events! [B]EW:[/B] I guess we know why he was talking to the baby-eater. [B]YE:[/B] We do. But my God, this is horrific. Something has to be done! [B]EW:[/B] Hopefully it'll have happened by next month. Stick with us, folks – I promise things have to get better soon!

[djthefunkchris]

FUNKENSTEIN!!! There are seven acknowledged wonders of the world, you are about to witness the eighth! MMMMMMMMmmm MMMMmm HmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm Daaaaaiiiiaaaaaaaaa- aaAAHHHAAAAAh Hiii hiii HuH! Hiiiii!!!!! Hyeien!! Hyuiieh hi HIGH! OOH! Ooo uh OW! TOO FUNKY IN HE'E!!! ow! GIMME SOME AIR! too-wooooooo funky in he'e! gimme some AAAAAAAAIR!! open up the WINDOW, MAN! TOO FUN-KAY! I don't know karate, but I know KA-RAZY!!!! Hey! Gotta gotta pay back!! Revenge!! I'm mad!! Got to get back! Need some get back!! Pay Back! That's it!! Payback!!! Revenge!!! I'm mad!! HIT ME! Papa's Got a Brand New Bag! Uhgh! He's doing the Jerk... He's doing the Fly Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy He's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, Jump back Jack, See you later ....alligator.

[G-Prime]

Good show. Looks like the LNO weren't ready... FOR THE PRIME TIME!!!

[Antithesis]

I really liked this show. Not so much because the One Percenters were in nearly every segment :) so much as some things were settled (and not all the heels won... HURRAY) but more so I am intrigued to see where you will go from here.

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Antithesis;535702]I really liked this show. Not so much because the One Percenters were in nearly every segment :) [/QUOTE] Eh? They were only in two! Are you getting confused with the Tag Champions?

[panix04]

I can't believe I won me heartys, really enjoyed the match up, how my lardy ass managed a shooting star press is beyond me, guess the love of a beatiful wench can do that to a fella - AARRRRRRRR!!!!

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=panix04;535786]I can't believe I won me heartys, really enjoyed the match up, how my lardy ass managed a shooting star press is beyond me, guess the love of a beatiful wench can do that to a fella - AARRRRRRRR!!!![/QUOTE] Also, the momentum off that rope likely helped. For those who don't know, I've been failing to insert the awesome Pirate Panix pic since it was supplied around Talk Like A Pirate Day. It seems to've done well since appearing, and I love it.

[Phantom Stranger]

Ladies and gentlemen, Dave 'The Snake' is now earning more than the BWA UK Champion after both men renegotiated contracts.

[Phantom Stranger]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DTFPosters/BWADM1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Prediction Key: Four Corners of Funk Match The Heroes vs. Doktor Funkenstein & Soviet Dancebot 5000 BWA Tag Team Championship Los Muertos Rudos (c) vs. 'World Tour' Tyler Idol & Hyde Hill The Holland Hitman BWA Canadian Championship The Wrestlemaniac (c) w/ Andrew McMenamin vs. Dave 'The Snake' PRIME TIME CHALLENGE - MATCH MADE AT THE REQUEST OF PRIME: Prime & Mr Canada vs. Astil & Pirate Panix w/ Dawn Storm BWA UK Championship Dr James Casey (c) vs. Jaffa Lumberjacks: Odin, Pirate Panix, Gringo

[G-Prime]

Four Corners of Funk Match The Heroes vs. [B]Doktor Funkenstein & Soviet Dancebot 5000[/B] [I]In Soviet Russia, pants wear YOU![/I] BWA Tag Team Championship [B]Los Muertos Rudos (c)[/B] vs. 'World Tour' Tyler Idol & Hyde Hill The Holland Hitman [I]Because they're the One Per- I mean, Los Muertos Rudos.[/I] BWA Canadian Championship [B]The Wrestlemaniac (c) w/ Andrew McMenamin [/B]vs. Dave 'The Snake' [I]That little 'w/' will help score the W.[/I] PRIME TIME CHALLENGE - MATCH MADE AT THE REQUEST OF PRIME: [B]Prime & Mr Canada[/B] vs. Astil & Pirate Panix w/ Dawn Storm [I]On one hand, you have me. On the other, you have a pirate. Then you remember he's teaming up with Astil, and it's an easy decision. Also, I have a whole stable on hand, and I'm teaming with Mr Canada?[/I] BWA UK Championship [B]Dr James Casey (c)[/B] vs. Jaffa Lumberjacks: Odin, Pirate Panix, Gringo [I]Pirate Panix is pulling double duty tonight.[/I]

[Astil]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;537049] PRIME TIME CHALLENGE - MATCH MADE AT THE REQUEST OF PRIME: [B]Prime & Mr Canada[/B] vs. Astil & Pirate Panix w/ Dawn Storm [I]On one hand, you have me. On the other, you have a pirate. Then you remember he's teaming up with Astil, and it's an easy decision. Also, I have a whole stable on hand, and I'm teaming with Mr Canada?[/I] [/I][/QUOTE] Hurricane says "Whatupwidat?" I want to beat on two PTP's, not Prime and Canada.

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Astil;537142] I want to beat on two PTP's, not Prime and Canada.[/QUOTE] As the note says, the match is arranged by Prime's request. (As opposed to G-Prime's.) I guess there's some kind of plan...

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=Astil;537142] I want to beat on two PTP's, not Prime and Canada.[/QUOTE] You'd have your hands full with one of us ;) [QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;537143]As the note says, the match is arranged by Prime's request. (As opposed to G-Prime's.) I guess there's some kind of plan...[/QUOTE] Of course there's a plan. Would we go in without a plan?

[Astil]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;537143]As the note says, the match is arranged by Prime's request. (As opposed to G-Prime's.) I guess there's some kind of plan...[/QUOTE] This plan wouldn't include a run in would it?

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Astil;537369]This plan wouldn't include a run in would it?[/QUOTE] I can honestly say that the match itself features no run in.

[Astil]

[QUOTE=Phantom Stranger;537375]I can honestly say that the match itself features no run in.[/QUOTE] Post match then. I see.

[Tyler Gadzinski]

Four Corners of Funk Match The Heroes vs. [B]Doktor Funkenstein & Soviet Dancebot 5000[/B] BWA Tag Team Championship Los Muertos Rudos (c) vs. [B]'World Tour' Tyler Idol & Hyde Hill The Holland Hitman[/B] BWA Canadian Championship [B]The Wrestlemaniac (c)[/B] w/ Andrew McMenamin vs. Dave 'The Snake' PRIME TIME CHALLENGE - MATCH MADE AT THE REQUEST OF PRIME: Prime & Mr Canada vs. [B]Astil & Pirate Panix w/ Dawn Storm[/B] BWA UK Championship [B]Dr James Casey (c)[/B] vs. Jaffa Lumberjacks: Odin, Pirate Panix, Gringo

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=Astil;537376]Post match then. I see.[/QUOTE] Or pre-match. We're sneaky like that.

[ShadowedFlames]

Four Corners of Funk Match [b]The Heroes[/b] vs. Doktor Funkenstein & Soviet Dancebot 5000 BWA Tag Team Championship [b]Los Muertos Rudos (c)[/b] vs. 'World Tour' Tyler Idol & Hyde Hill The Holland Hitman BWA Canadian Championship [B]The Wrestlemaniac (c)[/B] w/ Andrew McMenamin vs. Dave 'The Snake' PRIME TIME CHALLENGE - MATCH MADE AT THE REQUEST OF PRIME: Prime & Mr Canada vs. [B]Astil & Pirate Panix w/ Dawn Storm[/B] BWA UK Championship [B]Dr James Casey (c)[/B] vs. Jaffa Lumberjacks: Odin, Pirate Panix, Gringo

[Funkomatic]

Four Corners of Funk Match The Heroes vs. [B]Doktor Funkenstein & Soviet Dancebot 5000 [/B] [I]Funk quotient say overwhelming victory to the forces of the Soviet Hero Groove Doktor.[/I] BWA Tag Team Championship Los Muertos Rudos (c) vs. [B]'World Tour' Tyler Idol & Hyde Hill The Holland Hitman[/B] [I]The Contenders have the moves to rule this discotheque.[/I] BWA Canadian Championship The Wrestlemaniac (c) w/ Andrew McMenamin vs. [B]Dave 'The Snake'[/B] [I]Puny capitalists cannot defeat snake![/I] PRIME TIME CHALLENGE - MATCH MADE AT THE REQUEST OF PRIME: [B]Prime & Mr Canada[/B] vs. Astil & Pirate Panix w/ Dawn Storm [I]Little Girly Man and Pirate not ready for [B]PRIME TIME[/B]![/I] BWA UK Championship Dr James Casey (c) vs. [B]Jaffa[/B] Lumberjacks: Odin, Pirate Panix, Gringo [I]Jaffa is people's biscuit. Therefore odds of victory = 1.[/I]