Cverse Draft 2009: Frontier Combat Kingdom

[Astil]

Awww, c'mon Edd!

 

At least we get to see the pure awesome that is

 

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs Edd Stone vs Troy Tornado

 

that match.

 

 

Going To War Singles Match : Maverick vs Steve Gumble

Going To War Singles Match : 4th Member of Team Strong vs Raul Hughes

Going To War Singles Match : Christian Faith vs Steve DeColt

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs Edd Stone vs Troy Tornado

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : Team Strong vs Team Garcia vs Team Eisen

 

So it'll be 2 to 2 to Strong's 1.

 

Leaving Night 2 the Team Strong comes back no sells the hell out of everyone and wins Night

 

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs The Dirty White Boys

[Phantom Stranger]

Going To War Singles Match : Maverick vs Steve Gumble

Going To War Singles Match : 4th Member of Team Strong vs Raul Hughes

Going To War Singles Match : Christian Faith vs Steve DeColt

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs Edd Stone vs Troy Tornado

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : Team Strong vs Team Garcia vs Team Eisen

 

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs The Dirty White Boys

[AzzMartin]

<p>Going To War Singles Match : <strong>Maverick</strong> vs Steve Gumble</p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : 4th Member of Team Strong vs <strong>Raul Hughes</strong></p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : <strong>Christian Faith</strong> vs Steve DeColt</p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs <strong>Edd Stone </strong>vs Troy Tornado</p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : Team Strong vs <strong>Team Garcia </strong>vs Team Eisen</p><p> </p><p>

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs <strong>The Dirty White Boys </strong></p>

[Regis]

<p>Going To War Singles Match : Maverick vs <strong>Steve Gumble</strong></p><p>

<em>Steve needs a win to make him in any way credible and to add something to his decision to join Team Eisen.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : 4th Member of Team Strong vs Raul Hughes</p><p>

<em>I call a draw as the match breaks down.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : Christian Faith vs <strong>Steve DeColt</strong></p><p>

<em>Steve takes this one, Christian can take one back later.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs <strong>Edd Stone</strong> vs Troy Tornado</p><p>

<em>Because he's Edd Freakin' Stone!</em></p><p> </p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : <strong>Team Strong</strong> vs Team Garcia vs Team Eisen</p><p>

<em>JEZZA!</em></p><p> </p><p>

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs <strong>The Dirty White Boys</strong></p><p>

<em>Because they've won at every step of the way so far.</em></p>

[Bigpapa42]

<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">FCK GOING TO WAR NIGHT 1</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : <strong>Maverick </strong>vs Steve Gumble</p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : <strong>4th Member of Team Strong</strong> vs Raul Hughes</p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : Christian Faith vs <strong>Steve DeColt</strong></p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs<strong> Edd Stone </strong>vs Troy Tornado</p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : Team Strong vs Team Garcia vs <strong>Team Eisen</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs <strong>The Dirty White Boys </strong></p>

[Self]

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That’s right! The Marksman is back. Technically my girlfriend still has me banned from the internet (she doesn’t like the competition LOL) but that’s not going to stop me from bringing you all what you want; the inside scoop on ‘FCK Going To War’ courtesy of me, your hero; The Marksman, Marky Mark!

 

The old lady didn’t want me going to any more FCK shows (too much attention I get from the FCK Bunnies LOL) but of course, I had a cunning plan. I told her I was going to a National Grammar Rodeo in Montreal, and she bought it hook, line and some other third thing.

 

So here I am, crashing on the couch of my cousin’s place, just around the corner from the Molson Palais des Sport, getting ready to head to the show. Second Row FTW! Not only that, but my cousin also scored us tickets to yesterday’s FCK Meet & Greet events, allowing me to get up close and personal with all the stars of the Frontier Combat Kingdom, several of whom admitted that they’re big fans of my column, obviously.

 

It’s a mad house over here, so I’ll post up the reports from the three press conferences as soon as I can.

 

 

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Tuesday Week 4 April 2009

 

The Team Garcia press conference kicked things off, and we made sure to get there early to scope out the best seats. As soon as we stepped through the door we were greeted by an assortment of FCK Bunnies, all wearing orange archer outfits, to represent Team Garcia. They were giving everyone fake smiles , but I know for a fact that when they saw me, they were legit. I’m such a stud!

 

Steve DeColt was the first to arrive, a full 20 minutes early. The guy looked in great shape, he looks like he’s hit the gym hard since the arm injury, he must have gained at least 10 pounds of pure muscle. Since he arrived so early, there were only a few of us there, so he hung out, posed for some pictures, and was generally the coolest dude on the planet. He even compared workout routines with my cousin.

 

As the room filled up, Adrian Garcia arrived with his boys DaLay and Maverick, and the Press Conferance began in earnest. Adrian Garcia answered most of the questions with sickening platitudes and so much Agent-y jargon that it was hard to make out what he was saying, if anything at all. Beyond improving backstage catering and wanting to put a belt on Maverick, I have no idea what his plans are for the Frontier Combat Kingdom.

 

Edd Stone arrived 15 minutes late, barely able to stand upright, grinning like a moron and rambling on some excuse about the “totally awesome night” he just had. Most of his story sounded like gibberish, but I caught the words “backflip” “Veronica Mars” and “maracas”. Make of that what you will. He was instantly inundated with questions about why he turned on Jeremy on Monday, but Garcia deflected them with talk of merchandising percentages, and Edd drifted off to sleep soon after.

 

Everyone was tight-lipped about their tactics for the event, which is probably a good thing. Vaguely interesting point are that not only is this the biggest team competing in the event, but they're also the only pure- Canadian team. Food for thought. The rest of the conference basically revolved around DaLay glaring, Maverick blankly staring and a snoozing Stone muttering things like “Screw you Jeremy, if I want ice cream, I’m getting ice cream” in his sleep. DeColt was the Highlight, constantly interupting Garcia’s ramblings with a yell of “WHO RULES?” whenever the crowd seemed bored.

 

Simply put, DeColt Rules.

 

‘The Marksman’ Marky Mark

[d_w_w]

So yeah, I'm not caught up enough to make predictions (only through the first three cards).

 

But I did want to say that this was excellent writing and a fun read. Great characterization.

 

And now, I shall spend the remaining 3 hours and 40 minutes of "work" catching up on this diary.

[d_w_w]

<p>All caught up - enjoyed the read. </p><p> </p><p>

FCK GOING TO WAR NIGHT 1</p><p> </p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : Maverick vs <strong>Steve Gumble</strong> - let's face it, Maverick is fairly bland and a Gumble / Allen mini-feud would be fun.</p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : 4th Member of Team Strong vs <strong>Raul Hughes</strong> - it's hard to pick against mystery men, but anything else diminish the value of Raul's defection</p><p>

Going To War Singles Match : Christian Faith vs <strong>Steve DeColt</strong> - location <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs <strong>Edd Stone</strong> vs Troy Tornado</p><p>

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : <strong>Team Strong</strong> vs Team Garcia vs Team Eisen - I kind of actually think it'll be team Eisen, but I'm a Strong mark.</p><p> </p><p>

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs <strong>The Dirty White Boys</strong></p>

[Self]

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<strong>Tuesday, Week 4, April 2009</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Team Strong press conference was up next, and unlike the previous one, the entire team arrived together. Sadly, despite the overwhelmingly positive reception from the gathered crowd (glad we got there early, it was packed) Team Strong weren’t the most happy bunch. Practically all of them had been betrayed over the past few weeks, and it was clearly weithing on them.</p><p> </p><p>

In particular, Sam Strong was uncharacteristically irritable, fuming over Raul Hughes’ last minute defection on Monday. He answered most questions with short, one-word answers, and was actually starting to become a bit of a jerk, until Christian Faith stepped in and basically took over the entire conference. Not as loud or boisterus as Steve DeColt, Faith proved equally entertaining, showing amazing skill at being able to segue every question into a hilarious story about his early days on the road with SWF. If you ever meet him, be sure to ask him the story about Rip Chord and the Koala Bear. It’ll blow your mind.</p><p> </p><p>

Jeremy Stone was his usual stoic self. Amiable enough, but clearly distracted by the situation with his brother. When asked about Edd, he merely said “I’m not angry, just disappointed.” It doesn’t seem like he has any plans to fight his brother at ‘Going To War‘, even after hearing about Edd’s performance in the Team Garcia conference.</p><p> </p><p>

On the subject of family, I was sitting next to a gangly teen who claiming to be Faith's son. He said his name was Mike, or Matt, or something like that. I didn't believe him.</p><p> </p><p>

On the other side of the coin, Harry Allen seemed very eager to get in the ring with his (former?) partner, Steve Gumble. Not in a ‘revenge’ way, he was quick to point out, but he seemed genuinely curious as to which of the Young Guns is better. Although it has to be said, he was the only one in the room who thinks Steve stands a chance. In what became a bizarre running joke, Chitose Kumasaka kept interrupting him mid-sentence, usually to present him with some wacky gift. My personal favourite was the origami cowboy hat she somehow made out of a discarded newspaper. Harry was baffled, but oddly touched.</p><p> </p><p>

There were few tidbits revealed throughout the Conference,. As members of successful tag teams, Harry Allen & Jeremy Stone will team up in the Three Way Tag Team Match on Wednesday. Both Faith and Allen have been helping out at the House of Stone, working on their ground games (a weakness for both) and after 20 years, Jeremy Stone has still never weighed it at anything other than 235lbs. Either he's got the best diet in the world, or Steve DeColt's right, he is a robot. </p><p> </p><p>

Which just left the rather big question of “Who is the fourth member of the team going to be?” after being quiet for much of the event, Sam Strong launched into a scathing verbal tirade on Raul Hughes that I can’t repeat here due to swearing, and basically told us all that HE would be fighting himself. That’s right. The 4th member of Team Strong will be Sam Strong. He seemed pretty aware that at 62 he wouldn’t stand much of a chance, but hoped to get some payback on Raul Hughes, and at this point didn’t think he could find anyone else to fill the gap. I would have gone for one of the DWB, or maybe Melody, but clearly Strong had revenge on his mind.</p><p> </p><p>

I'll get my report on the Team Eisen Press Conferance soon, until then, Keep on Shootin'</p><p> </p><p>

'The Marksman' Marky Mark</p><p> </p><p>

O<em>OC- In case anyone's worried about the actual schedule. The next Conference will be up Sunday (very fun to write, these) and the first night of the PPV will be up Monday.</em></p>

[Nedew]

<p>I had a feeling Strong would be a part of things!</p><p> </p><p>

A quick comment on Harry Allen: At first i thought "hold on, what's this guy doing mixing it up with DaLay et al?", but since this diary began he's completely grown on me. You've made him from eternal high-flying midcarder in my eyes to world champion material. Personally, I hope he does get his mitts on that belt someday. Brilliant stuff.</p><p> </p><p>

I cannot wait Self. Cannot wait!</p>

[Astyn]

Going To War Singles Match : Maverick vs Steve Gumble

Going To War Singles Match : 4th Member of Team Strong vs Raul Hughes

Going To War Singles Match : Christian Faith vs Steve DeColt

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs Edd Stone vs Troy Tornado

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : Team Strong vs Team Garcia vs Team Eisen

 

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs The Dirty White Boys

[Self]

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Wednesday AM, Week 4, April

 

Another day. Another Press Conference. The last one before ‘FCK Going To War’ kicks off, and it was Team Eisen’s turn to say their piece.

 

Steve Gumble was the only one who arrived on time. It was a little sad to begin with. Very few people had questions for him. Luckily, The Marksman was on hand to get the scoops. Unlike his partner, Steve didn’t seem to be looking forward to getting in the ring with his fellow Young Gun. He explained that he joined Team Eisen solely because he wants to keep the team together. Eisen was the only one who declared an interest in putting together a real tag team division, so he felt he had no choice but to join up.

 

The rest of the team arrived late, but made it very clear that they didn’t intend to stay long, and that this whole event was an inconvenience to them. Charming.

 

Richard Eisen answered “No Comment” to 95% of the questions. Raul Hughes glared so much that no one dared to ask about, or criticize his decision to defect from Team Strong. Troy Tornado turned every question into an opportunity to plug his new album. Johnny Blood was perhaps the most talkative, but his answers came in the form of violently angry rants, so eventually people just stopped asking him questions. Which naturally angered him more.

 

Only Gumble had kept up to date with the other Press Conferences, so when he mentioned offhand that Sam Strong was going to be the fourth member of Team Strong, the others were understandably surprised. Surprised and amused. Raul is particular was looking forward to getting in the ring with the wrestling legend.

 

.. and just like that it was over. With the exception of Gumble, the whole thing lasted less than 10 minutes before the team departed. Disappointing, considering how much it cost to get in.

 

Up next, ‘FCK Going To War’ I hope you’re all excitied. I know I am.

 

‘The Marksman’ Marky Mark

[ChicaGalesa]

Just thought I'd drop by and say I'm enjoying this dynasty. And the pictures are cool. Also, well done for making Haru Kurofuji somewhat useful

 

Going To War Singles Match : Maverick vs Steve Gumble

Going To War Singles Match : 4th Member of Team Strong vs Raul Hughes

Going To War Singles Match : Christian Faith vs Steve DeColt

Going To War 3-Way Ladder Match : Harry Allen vs Edd Stone vs Troy Tornado

Going To War 3-Way Tag Team Match : Team Strong vs Team Garcia vs Team Eisen

 

Hardcore Tag Team Match : Shady K & Knuckles vs The Dirty White Boys

[Self]

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Jerry Eisen “FCK me sideways, it’s here! The PPV spectacular we’ve been anticipating for 6 long weeks. 12 soldiers. 3 armies. 1 prize. Ladies & Gentleman, the Frontier Combat Kingdom is at War! In just a few moments the competition will begin, and we’ll be that much closer to finding out who will gain complete and total control of FCK; Sam Strong, Richard Eisen, or Adrian Garcia. I’m Jerry Eisen, and with me tonight are perhaps the two most talented women in wrestling today. First, to my right, the “Excellence of Sexecution” Melody Cuthill…”

Melody Cuthill “Hi Jerry. Great to be here!”

Jerry Eisen “And to my left, ‘The Cat’ Catherine Quine.”

Catherine Quine “Ugh. If I’d have known you invited us both, I wouldn’t have come.”

Jerry Eisen “Five huge ‘Going To War’ matches tonight, each one promising to be more thrilling than the last, culminating in our huge main event. For the first time ever, Steve DeColt takes on Christian Faith.

Melody Cuthill “I can’t wait for that. It’s one of those dream matches wrestling fans have been wondering about for years. It’s like Wolverine vs Batman. We never thought we’d know who was best, but we’re going to find out tonight.”

Jerry Eisen “Couldn’t have said it better myself.”

Catherine Quine “You’re married, Jerry. Keep it in your pants.”

 

The Following contest is Round 1 of the Going To War tournament, and is a Three Way Ladder Match, where the winner is the first man to climb the ladder and ring the Bell suspended above the ring.

 

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HARRY ALLEN VS EDD STONE VS TROY TORNADO

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Jerry Eisen “What a way to kick things off. A three way ladder match between some of the best high flyers in the Frontier Combat Kingdom. Ladies, make your predictions.”

Melody Cuthill “I‘d say it‘s a toss up between Edd & Harry. The Vigilante’s on a roll, he’s been practically unstoppable recently, but Edd is a physical freak. A match like this might be right up his wack-tastic alley.”

Catherine Quine “Jumping around like a moron may do damage, but the key to these matches is to be the last man standing, and that requires brains. I don‘t think Harry is smart enough. I know Edd isn‘t smart enough. I‘m putting my money on Tornado. Not only does he know when to live to fight another day… ”

Melody Cuthill “Translation; coward.”

Catherine Quine “… but he’s also a good 30lbs heavier than his opponents, and bigger is usually better.”

Melody Cuthill “You have no idea how happy you just made me by saying that.”

Catherine Quine “What...? Ugh. Get your mind out of the gutter.”

 

Tornado immediately bails, leaving Edd and Harry to go at it. Harry scores an armdrag, Edd scores an armdrag. Harry hits a hiptoss, Edd hits a hiptoss. Edd turns his opponent inside out with a Rana, but Harry is right back to his feet, nailing a Rana of his own. They go toe-to-toe, move-for-move, running the ropes, ducking, dodging, springboarding... Too fast to call. Edd vaults up top, going for a moonsault, but Harry dropkicks him, sending Edd flying off of the turnbuckle and crashing into the barricade outside.

 

Tornado hits the ring an assaults Harry with the ladder. He wears The Vigilante down with high impact moves onto the ladder, taking his sweet time over each one, making sure to set Harry up just right. After taking far too long climbing to the top rope, Harry dodges a Senton and Tornado’s lands hard onto the steel. Harry explodes with a flurry of straight-forward, no nonsense, high flying attacks, but Tornado cuts him off by desperately hurling the ladder into his face.

 

Tornado hurriedly starts climbing the ladder, but Edd springboards onto the other side, before flipping over him and nailing a Sunset Flip Powerbomb. Edd is up to his feet first, and begins taking it to his opponents with wacky kicks and nonsensical Ranas, stopping occasionally to bust a move.

 

Edd climbs the ladder, but it’s out of position. He reaches for the bell, his fingertips just inches away... Then he notices the prone Harry & Tornado below him, in perfect position for some ridiculous high flying move. Edd can’t resist, and leaps off the ladder with a gigantic Shooting Star Legdrop... which misses. Harry & Tornado roll aside, and Edd lies broken on the mat.

 

The Vigilante and The Starmaker do everything in their power to put the other away. Tornado goes for the Cyclogenesis (Reverse Underhook Driver)[/i] but gets shoved face first into the ladder. Harry goes for the Gunslinger’s Revenge (Cutter) but gets dropped onto the ladder. Exhausted, they fight over the ladder, each grabbing an end in a metallic tug o’ war. Out of nowhere, Edd springboards in, lands on the horizontal ladder held by his opponents, and leaps directly up, grabbing the bell and ringing it, as Tornado and Harry look on, helpless.

 

YOUR WINNER... REPRESENTING TEAM GARCIA... EDD STONE (14:50)

 

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The following contest is a Hardcore Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall

 

Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 595lbs…

KNUCKLES and SHADY K

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…and their opponents, accompanied to the ring The Blonde Bombshell, hailing from Fontana, California,

weighing in tonight at a total combined weight of 645lbs, Lead Belly, Grease Hogg…

THE DIRTY WHITE BOYS

 

Jerry Eisen “This past Monday, after losing a 6-man tag match, Shady K & Knuckles attacked The Dirty White Boys with chairs. The DWB wanted revenge, and tonight‘s as good a night as any.”

Catherine Quine “There isn’t a single solitary thing that doesn’t sicken me about The Dirty White Boys. They’re not sportsmen, they’re thugs, and that “Blonde Bombshell... dancing around, dry humping everyone in the crowd... disgusting”

Melody Cuthill “Okay, it’s not exactly “good clean family fun” but the 10,000 in attendance tonight seem to enjoy it. Learn to live a little.”

 

Both teams immediately slam together in a wild brawl, throwing hands like nobody’s business. They pair off, taking the carnage out of the ring and through the crowd. Grease Hogg hurls beer cans at Shady K‘s head. Lead Belly practically drags Knuckles around, slamming him onto every hard surface he can find. In the confusion, Lead Belly somehow gets handcuffed to the entrance ramp, allowing Knuckles to rejoin his partner in the ring and double team Grease Hogg. Chairs. Stop Signs. The Cookie Sheet Of Death. The Bodyguards use every weapon they can find to sadistically brutalize Hogg and bust him wide, wide open. The Dirty White Boy bleeds like a stuck pig, helpless but refusing to stay down.

 

Unable to take any more, Lead Belly summons up tremendous strength, snaps the cuffs, charges down to the ring, and starts cleaning house with clubbing bows, charges into the corner, and violent chair shots. He hoists Knuckles up for The RPM Bomb (Spinning Crucifix Toss). Shady K tries to help, but Grease Hogg intercepts, covered in blood. Knuckles goes for a ride and Lead Belly gets the pin.

 

YOUR WINNERS... THE DIRTY WHITE BOYS (8:22)

 

TEAM GARCIA LOCKER ROOM

 

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ADRIAN GARCIA gives MAVERICK a few last minute words of advice, as DAN DALAY lounges on a couch, stuffing his face. Pumping iron, STEVE DECOLT watches them with an amused disgust.

 

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EDD STONE swaggers in, posing dramatically to celebrate his victory, grinning from ear to ear. DaLay grunts at him. Maverick gives his the briefest of glances. Adrian Garcia bounds to his feet, jumping with joy.

 

ADRIAN GARCIA

Edd, Edd, Edd, Edd, Edd! Wonderful! Outstanding! There are

no words! Truly-

 

Steve DeColt shoves Adrian Garcia aside and gets face-to-face with Edd Stone.

 

STEVE DECOLT

Nice going out there. I guess you’re not the total screw up I thought you were.

 

EDD STONE

Thanks. Nice speedos. They come in hetero?

 

STEVE DECOLT

Lindsay Lohan called, she wants her gimmick back.

 

EDD STONE

You know steroids, right? What’s the shrinkage issue like?

 

STEVE DECOLT

You’ve been checking out my speedos, what do you think?

 

EDD STONE

I think Christian Faith’s gonna kick your ass tonight.

 

STEVE DECOLT

Great team spriit, Edd. Then again, what did I expect from a guy who

turned on his own family last week.

 

EDD STONE

HEY! It’s not turning if I wasn’t on his side in the first place. Jez was just

in the wrong place, wrong time, yo.

 

Edd and Decolt stare each other down. Frankly, they’re not sure what to make of each other. They’re trying to hate, but something just isn’t clicking... Weird... Maverick shoves past them, on his way to the ring.

 

The following contest is Round 2 of the Going To War Tournament and is a Singles Match between Team Garcia and Team Eisen!

 

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Introducing first... representing Team Garcia. Hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia

and weighing in at 263lbs. He is a former CGC Triple Crown Winner...“The Silent Threat”

MAVERICK

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…and his opponent, representing Team Eisen. He hails from Union Valley, Texas,

and weighs in tonight at 219llbs. A former 4 time Tag Team Champion…

STEVE GUMBLE

 

Jerry Eisen "There's history here, folks. If you remember a couple of months back, it was Maverick who hit Gumble with a car, putting him out of action with broken ribs."

Melody Cuthill "If my name was Steve Gumble, I'd be thinking about revenge."

Catherine Quine "If my name was Steve Gumble, I'd be thinking about suicide. Deed Poll. Look it up."

 

Maverick out-wrestles the Gumble early, until the Young Gun picks up the pace, running the ropes and hitting a series of running knees, including a devastating driving double knee strike into the corner. Gumble takes just a little too much time celebrating, and his attempt to follow up is cut off by a vicious Gutbuster. Right to the previously injured ribs.

 

An emotionless Maverick goes to work clinically dissecting the ribs with precise knees and pinpoint stomps. He repeatedly locks in an Abdominal Stretch, grabbing the top rope for leverage, forcing Referee Watanabe to break the hold, but doggedly returning to the hold, letting history repeat yourself, wearing the Young Gun. Locked into the fourth Abdominal Stretch, Gumble struggles free, kicking off the turnbuckle to flip out of the move and planting Maverick with a Reverse DDT.

 

Gumbles fires up with a series of hard knees, working a Muay Thai clinch and sending Maverick reeling. He winds up for the Quick Draw Kick (Savate Kick) but Maverick catches the foot, spins him around, and cradles him, wrenching in a three-quarter nelson, putting pressure on the injured ribs, to just barely keep him down for the three count.

 

YOUR WINNER... REPRESENTING TEAM GARCIA... MAVERICK (7:42)

 

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TEAM EISEN LOCKER ROOM

 

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JOHNNY BLOOD paces, glaring at the unsuccessful STEVE GUMBLE and TROY TORNADO. Gumble looks disappointed in himself, but Tornado doesn’t seem to care; talking on the phone, getting a massage from one of his burly bodyguards.

 

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Meanwhile, DHARMA GREGG is with RAUL HUGHES and RICHARD EISEN.

 

DHARMA GREGG

Mr. Eisen. Monday night you shocked the entire Frontier Combat Kingdom

by revealing Raul Hughes as the 4th member of your team. How long

has this been going on? How long have you and Raul been plotting-

 

RICHARD EISEN

Plotting? There were no nefarious plot here, little girl. When this all

started, Raul genuinely thought Sam Strong was the right man for the

job... but the favoritism Strong showed to Christian Faith, Jeremy Stone,

and even that runt Harry Allen... Raul changed his mind. He came to

understand that Sam Strong shouldn’t be the one to get the keys to the

Kingdom, that he’d always play favorites with those who bowed down

and worshipped his “legend’. So Raul switched sides. No plot. No

scheme. He just realized that Strong couldn’t be impartial, not like I can.

 

RAUL HUGHES

Growing up like I did... On the streets... You learn to fend for yourself...

I didn’t have a famous Father paving the way for me, like Jeremy Stone...

I didn’t have World Champions taking me under their wing, like Christian

Faith... but punch by punch... knockout by knockout... I dragged myself

up from the bottom... By myself... Sam Strong... You wanted me to play

happy families... You wanted me to be a ‘team player’... That’s not

who I am... On the streets, there’s no time for handshakes... there’s no

time for hugs... It’s kill or be killed... Just you, and your enemy... Tonight...

Sam Strong... You’re my enemy…

 

The following contest is Round 3 of the Going To War tournament, and is a Singles Match between Team Eisen and Team Strong

 

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Introducing first, the Challenger... Hailing from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at

275lbs. He is a former GAMMA Heavyweight Champion and BHOTWG Burning World

Champion, “The Demolition Expert”

RAUL HUGHES

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Hailing from New York, New York, weighing in at 302lbs, a former 8 time World Champion.

The Real American Hero…

SAM STRONG

 

Jerry Eisen “Raul says he left Team Strong because Sam played favorites, but my Father’s hardly the epitome of Impartiality himself.”

Catherine Quine “Can’t be worse than Strong. Look at Melody. She’s been getting all sorts of opportunities just because she’s had her lips permanently wrapped around Sam Strong’s d-”

Jerry Eisen “PREDICITIONS! Come on ladies, how do you think Sam Strong’s going to do?

Catherine Quine “He‘s going to get killed, pure and simple. He‘s 62 years old, out-of-shape, and Raul Hughes is a killer. A born and bred fighting machine in the prime of his career. Last time Strong got in the ring in the Frontier Combat Kingdom, Johnny Blood beat him so bad he had to spend a month at home. History‘s going to repeat itself here tonight.”

Melody Cuthill “I hate to agree, but Catherine‘s right. Hopefully Mr. Strong will surprise us. He‘s a former 8 time Champion, and he‘s certainly fired up for this… but I don‘t like his chances.”

 

Raul glares at his opponent, unimpressed, and throws a massive Right Cross at Strong’s jaw, before walking away, raising his arms in victory. Sam Strong wobbles, but he doesn’t fall down, much to Raul’s surprise.

 

Raul and Strong rock each other with a series of powerful punches, back and forth, punch for punch, devastating strikes, but none able to take their opponent down. Raul goes for the Left Hook, but Strong ducks and fires up, sending Raul reeling.

 

Raul kicks Strong right in the knee, giving him the opening. He charges Strong into the corner, laying in some vicious gut-punches, before switching gears, trying to take him to the ground. Strong resists, and suddenly sends Raul flying with a massive clothesline. Sam! Gets! Strong! He pumps himself up, becoming impervious to harm. He beats a stunned Hughes from pillar to post, before pumping hitting the ropes for the Strong Arm Tac-LEFT HOOK! Sam Strong is out cold! Referee Sparrow checks for signs of life, but Raul shoves the official aside, gets full mount on Strong, and starts laying in some devastating ground and pound. Strong is unable to defend himself from the vicious punches to the head.

 

Sam Sparrow calls for the bell, and tries to pry the Demolition Expert off his beaten foe. This one is over.

 

YOUR WINNER… REPRESENTING TEAM EISEN... RAUL HUGHES (7:51)

 

Security floods the ring, trying to keep Raul away from the unconscious Strong. Finally Raul relents, and celebrates his dominant victory, as Security call for EMTs to check on Sam Strong.

 

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PARKING LOT

 

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SAM STRONG is loaded onto the back of an ambulance, which quickly speeds away. CHRISTIAN FAITH utters a short prayer. JEREMY STONE looks concerned. HARRY ALLEN is furious!

 

HARRY ALLEN

Aw heck no. This ain’t gonna stand! It’s time Raul Hughes

felt a little Vigilante Justice!

 

Harry picks up a steel pipe, but Jeremy takes it off him, shaking his head.

 

HARRY ALLEN

No??? Then what do you think we should do???

 

CHRISTIAN FAITH

We carry on. Sam’s tough. Even after a beating like that, he’ll be up

and around in no time. While he’s gone we’ve gotta finish what he

started. We’re behind on points, but we’ve still got 2 more chances to

catch up. We have to win this for Sam. He’s counting on us.

 

The following contest is Round 4 of the Going to War tournament, and is a Three Way Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first, representing Team Strong, at a total combined weight of

450lbs. The Canadian Wrestling Machine… The Vigilante…

JEREMY STONE & HARRY ALLEN

 

…and their opponents, representing Team Garcia, at a total combined

weight of 607lbs, they are former CGC Tag Team Champions…

DAN DALAY & MAVERICK

 

…and finally, representing Team Eisen, at a total combined weight of 520lbs…

The Demolition Expert… The Submission Demon…

RAUL HUGHES & JOHNNY BLOOD

 

 

JEREMY STONE & HARRY ALLEN VS DALAY & MAVERICK VS RAUL HUGHES & JOHNNY BLOOD

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Jerry Eisen “We’ve got a very interesting situation here. All 3 men who will fight for the FCK Title on Saturday Night are apparently competing in this match. Jeremy Stone. Johnny Blood. Dan DaLay. Will this be a sneak peek at who will walk out of ‘Going To War’ with the gold? Ladies, predictions.”

Melody Cuthill “I’m leaning towards Team Strong. Jeremy and Harry have been parts of very successful tag teams, so they have a lot of understanding of the concepts and strategies behind a match like this… ”

Catherine Quine “… but they have practically zero experience teaming with each other, unlike Dan DaLay and Maverick, who regularly train together and have been an on-again-off-again tag team for years. Seriously, Melody. Maybe you should shut up and leave the analysis to someone who knows what she‘s talking about.”

 

Lots of fast tags early. Jeremy outwrestles Raul and takes him down to the mat. Blood and Maverick go hold for hold in a technical master class. DaLay catches the high-flying Harry and squashes him like a bug. Jeremy and Maverick trade submission attempts. Blood suplexes Harry halfway across the ring. DaLay absorbs Raul’s superior striking ability. Eventually, Johnny Blood finds himself in the ring with Dan DaLay, and tries to take the Frontier Combat King down, but the giant is too big, too strong. Jeremy Stone tags himself in, and tries the same thing, only he actually succeeds in getting DaLay off his feet and down to the mat. Blood is furious at being shown up by his former mentor, and hits the ring to attack.

 

So much for the tag rules, it’s ClusterFCK time! All Hell breaks loose, with bodies flying everywhere and signiture moves coming from all sides. Stone’s Throw! Gunslinger’s Revenge! DaLay Down! Big Boot! Rolling Wheel Kick! Raging Elbow! Canadian Shoulder Breaker! Blood-Stone’s Throw! Right Cross! 4 x Gutbusters!

 

With impressive teamwork, Harry and Jeremy get the upper hand, throwing Raul, Blood and Maverick out of the ring. Jeremy launches Harry after them in an assisted somersault plancha, wiping out all but Blood, who dodges at the last moment. In the ring, Jeremy stalks DaLay, signaling for the Stone Hold, but Blood Raging Elbow’s him out of the ring, and Blood-Stone Throws DaLay for the pin.

 

YOUR WINNERS... REPRESENTING TEAM EISEN... RAUL HUGHES & JOHNNY BLOOD (10:40)

 

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Jerry Eisen “It’s tied 2 for 2 at the top, with Team Strong trailing behind. Things are looking bad for ‘The Real American Hero’ Sam Strong.”

Catherine Quine “Losing and hospitalised. I wouldn’t be surprised at this rate if Strong just packs it in and goes on up to the big wrestling ring in the sky. Quick! Melody! Go ressusitate him. Just remember, it’s mouth to mouth not mouth to-”

Melody Cuthill “That’s it, I’ve had it! All night you’ve been taking shots at me. Shut it before I reach over there and beat your face in.“

Catherine Quine “Pft. Please. I’m not afraid of you. I’ve beaten you more times than I can remember.

Melody Cuthill “Then one more match wouldn’t hurt, right? You and me. Saturday Night. FCK Going To War Night 2.

Catherine Quine “I… um… I… Fine! You’re on!

Jerry Eisen “Just when I thought Saturday Night couldn’t get more exciting. Melody Cuthill vs. Catherine Quine!”

 

The following contest in Round 5 in the Going To War tournament. It is a Singles match between Team Strong and Team Garcia, and is tonight’s Main Event!

 

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Introducing first, hailing from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 293lbs,

he is a former 4 time SWF World Heavyweight Champion, “The Iron Man”

CHRISTIAN FAITH

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… and his opponent, weighing in at 275lbs and hailing from DeColt Country,

Calgary, Alberta. A former 3-time CGC Champion. The Raging Bull…

STEVE DECOLT

 

Jerry Eisen “Here we go! Christian Faith versus Steve Decolt. America versus Canada. Batman vs Wolverine...”

Catherine Quine “... and Team Strong versus Team Garcia in case you’ve forgotten.”

Jerry Eisen “True enough. Team Strong as well behind on points. If they don’t get a win here tonight, it could ruin any chance they have of winning control of the Frontier Combat Kingdom.

Melody Cuthill “I don‘t expect DeColt to go easy on him. This is about more than the Frontier Combat Kingdom, it‘s about wrestling itself.”

 

The two legends feel each other out in the early goings. Faith’s bigger, with a longer reach and superior punching power. DeColt’s stronger, faster and better on the ground. He’s also more reckless, charging in to attack whereas Faith is cautious, watching and waiting for an opening.

 

DeColt’s bullrush pays off and he launches into an unstoppable series of hard-hitting manoeuvres . Powerslam. Spinebuster. Big Vertical Suplex. His goal seeming to be to lift the big man off his feet and into unfamiliar territory.

 

Christian Faith figures it out, and starts countering. He waits to see what DeColt’s going to try, and reverses accordingly. Small packaging off a Powerslam. Clamping on a facelock against a Spinebuster. Grapevinig the leg to block the suplex. Sensing an opening, Faith goes full-throttle. Backbreaker. Stalling Atomic Drop. Masses of Faith Hammers (Bionic Elbows)

 

Not to be outdone, DeColt battles back. Toe to toe. Punch for punch. DeColt Thrust for Faith Hammer

 

Having battled back and forth to the point of exhaustion, Steve goes for the DeColt Stampede (Running Bulldog) but is rammed into the turnbuckle. Christian goes for the Leap of Faith (Big Corner Splash) but DeColt ducks, letting Faith’s face crash into the steel ring post, before lifting the big man up in a fireman’s carry. Faith struggles, landing a few stiff elbows, before slipping out of the hold and locking in the Test of Faith (Main Event Sleeper).

 

Jerry Eisen “It’s locked in! DeColt’s in trouble!”

 

Fading fast, DeColt summons up the last of his remaining strength and piggy-backs his opponent, before charging backwards and ramming him into the turnbuckles. Faith eventually lets go, allowing DeColt to hit a Tornado DeColt Stampede (Tornado Bulldog) for the 1...2...3!

 

YOUR WINNER… REPRESENTING TEAM GARCIA... STEVE DECOLT (32:35)

 

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[Self]

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Well, I don’t know about you, but I think Sam Strong’s pretty screwed.

 

A fun show, although it was clearly just the first part of something. None of the matches felt particularly important, in particular no one in the crowd seemed to care about the Gumble/Maverick fight. The Dark Matches were pretty fun. First, Melody Cuthill won a 10-Woman Lingerie Pillow Fight. I’m not going to mention all of the girls involved, because some haven’t debuted on television yet, but all in all it was pretty fun, and totally unsuitable for children. Especially Blonde Bombshell, making her in-ring debut, basically ignoring the match and dancing.

 

Then, a pretty major, shock appearance. Current CWA Champion R.K Hayes showed up to fight Danger Kumasaka. To everyone’s surprise, Danger destroyed him. Straight up annihilated the CWA Champion. I get the feeling any plans they had to use RK just went out the window. As for the main card…

 

ROUND 1: HARRY ALLEN VS EDD STONE VS TROY TORNADO... B

KNUCKLES & SHADY K VS DIRTY WHITE BOYS... D+

Team Garcia; Edd & DeColt face off... B

ROUND 2: MAVERICK VS STEVE GUMBLE... D-

Team Eisen; Raul explains himself... B

ROUND 3: SAM STRONG VS RAUL HUGHES... B

Team Strong: Casualties of War... B-

ROUND 4: THREE WAY TAG MATCH... B+

ROUND 5: CHRISTIAN FAITH VS STEVE DECOLT... B

 

“The Marksman” gives this show a B-

Early reports puts the buyrate at a 0.20

 

I had to take a grade off because of the Main Event. Don’t get me wrong, it was a hellacious battle, but it was a fight between two good guys, and sometimes the crowd didn’t know how to react. I was in a very pro-DeColt section, and even there, while they wanted DeColt to win, no one particularly wanted Faith to get beaten. Compared to the Semi-Main, an all-out balls-to-the-wall, edge-of-your-seat, slugfest, it didn’t quite connect with the crowd. Both awesome fights though.

 

Injury talk. Sam Strong is still in hospital, and no one knows whether he’ll be cleared to compete on Saturday. Sources are leaning towards ‘No’. He’s 62, and to be honest probably shouldn’t have been in the ring with Raul Hughes. Grease Hogg also took a trip to hosptial, after losing a frightening amount of blood in the Hardcore Tag Match.

 

BIGGEST POPS - Steve DeColt, Jeremy Stone, Sam Strong

BIGGEST HEAT - Dan DaLay, Raul Hughes, Johnny Blood

 

Here’s the card for ‘FCK Going To War’ Night 2, reported by FCKwrestling.ca

 

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes.

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood

 

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill

[ChicaGalesa]

Aw maaan. When I saw Sam 2-2-0 down I was sure Faith would win the main event. To give Strong a chance. Now Strong winning would just be lame.

 

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick - Sam needs a good start to keep some interest.

 

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes - As much as I love Edd, Hughes is on a roll. Hell, he's on a bakery after last night!

 

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble - Gumble hasn't won yet, why start now? Besides, Sam needs another point.

 

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes. - Because I... Have... FAITH! (sorry, wrong thread ). Also because then it becomes 3-3-3

 

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood - Because Sam winning would suck, and DaLay retaining the title would be dull. Eisen taking control seems the only way out.

 

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill

[Shmoe]

Damn this diary is good. Been following it since it started, not sure if I've commented yet () but at least I am now. The first night of Going To War was sweet, and I hope Sam Strong getting that hook straight in the face means some epic signing coming through on night 2 to at least put him back in contention.

 

The back and forth between Steve DeColt and Edd Stone was truly epic. No other word. I'm thinking about adopting the teachings of Edd-Fu. Again, the back and forth between Cuthill and Quine on commentary was often priceless, Quine comes across as the uber bitch you seem to want her to be.

 

The matches were very well written, especially the three way tag match. Easy to read, entertaining.

 

Finally, I love all the ways to manage to put FCK into your shows in a way you know would NEVER get away with if it was a real wrestling show. (ClusterFCK being the most recent, which I love btw.)

 

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick - has to be a Stone win to get Team Strong back on track.

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes - his defection has Raul some real heat and gives a new, interesting spin to the main event scene.

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble - Harry is better, more entertaining and more valuable to you. Of course, these could all be reasons that Gumble scores the upset.

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes. - Garcia seems like the least interesting option to win this war but he does have Steve DeColt, and after all, DeColt rules.

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood - DaLay is boring, Blood is too hilariously angry to allow a title win to cheer him up and in that last interview segment, Jeremy did say a little something about wanting to be the champion again ...

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill - Melody isn't a super bitch, and therefore to win.

[AzzMartin]

Man that was a good show. I'm in love with pretty much everything going on in FCK.

 

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick

Jeremy's just better, plus Team Stone needs a few wins.

 

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes

Would love it if Edd wins this (bitch). But Hughes is higher up on the card.

 

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble

The battle of the Young Guns. We all know who has the most potential in the team.

 

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes.

Faith needs a win to make up for his loss to DeColt. Agian, would love to see Edd to win, but just because I have a huge man-crush on him

 

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood

At 3-3-3, This match decides who comes out on top. I Think Blood will take it, since DaLay kinda sucks and it would be a bit of a sham if Team Strong wins this without winning on night 1.

 

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill

Melody gets a win on Cat for once.

[Phantom Stranger]

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick

No real question. Yet.

 

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes

If Raul goes even three out of four, he's going to end up waay too strong for someone who's been shooting for gold and likely won't for a while.

 

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble

Sorry, Steve-O.

 

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes

Either Faith or DeColt. I lean toward Faith as he lost the one-on-one.

 

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood

Based solely on the fact that Mr Gumble's activity means nothing without getting a tag division.

 

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill

[Regis]

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick

JEZZA!

 

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes

Edd Stone rules!

 

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble

Which one's better? Of course it's the one who's actually been getting training in the ring!

 

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes.

WHO RULES?

 

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood

JEZZA!

 

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill

Finally, Melody takes one home.

[d_w_w]

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick - Team Strong needs some wins

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes - Not sure Edd is ready to go that far up the card

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble - See match 1. Plus, this will allow Grumble to grumble.

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes.

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood

 

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill - For the record, I'm enjoying the women's division. The sex appeal vs. competition aspects are fun, for me, at least.

[Bigpapa42]

Jeremy Stone vs. Maverick

Edd Stone vs. Raul Hughes

Harry Allen vs. Steve Gumble

8-man ClusterFCK involving Christian Faith, Harry Allen, Edd Stone, Steve DeColt, Maverick, Troy Tornado, Steve Gumble & Raul Hughes.

FCK Title Match: Jeremy Stone vs. Dan DaLay vs. Johnny Blood

 

Catherine Quine vs. Melody Cuthill

[Self]

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Jerry Eisen “It’s Saturday Night at the Quevec Stade Uniprix, and this FCKing War comes to an end tonight. Team Garcia are ahead with 3 points. Team Eisen hot on their heels with 2 points, and Team Strong, trailing behind with 0 points. I’m Jerry Eisen and I’m joined at the Announce Desk tonight by two of the Team Leaders; Richard Eisen and Adrian Garcia. Gentlemen, your thoughts.

Adrian Garcia “Thrilled, thrilled, thrilled. Naturally I knew Team Garcia would dominate, but watching Edd Stone, Maverick and Steve DeColt picking up points so decisively… Thrilled, Jerry. Tonight we‘re going to repeat that dominance and just to show there‘s no hard feelings, when I win, I‘ll be more than happy to offer you a job as my advisor, Mr. Eisen”

Richard Eisen “… and when I win I‘ll instantly fire you. This war is far from over, it‘s just heating up, and when things get bad, your men will lack the conviction to get the job done. ”

Jerry Eisen “Things have gone from bad to worse for Team Strong. Not only are they behind on points but on Wednesday night Sam Strong suffered a Grade 2 concussion at the hands of Raul Hughes, and will not be in attendance tonight. With 0 points on the board and being without their Captain, what do you think of Team Strong’s chances at this point?

Richard Eisen “Negligible.”

Adrian Garcia “No Chance.”

Jerry Eisen “Just 5 more ’Going To War’ matches left, including tonight’s Main Event; a Three Way Match for the FCK Title that could well decide the fate of the entire Frontier Combat Kingdom. The Canadian Wrestling Machine; Jeremy Stone, takes on his out-of-control former student; Johnny Blood, and the man who beat him to become the first ever Frontier Combat King; The Giant Amongst Giants, Dan DaLay.”

 

 

PARKING LOT

 

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HARRY ALLEN heads through the parking lot. CHITOSE KUMASAKA follows dutifully, head down, several steps behind The Vigilante.

 

HARRY ALLEN

I told you, you ain’t gotta walk behind me like that.

 

Chitose shyly catches up. Harry puts his arm around her. Chitose is ecstatic.

 

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The couple head over to where JEREMY STONE, CHRISTIAN FAITH and MATTY FAITH are waiting. Harry gives Christian a questioning glance at the presence of the scrawny 13-year old.

 

CHRISTIAN FAITH

I got my kid this weekend.

 

Fair enough. The trio stand in silence for a few moments, contemplating the monumental task in front of them.

 

CHRISTIAN FAITH

Corinthians. 16:13. Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of

courage; be strong.

 

HARRY ALLEN

As good a plan as any, I guess.

 

Team Strong head into the arena.

 

The Following Contest is Round 6 in the Going To War tournament, and is a Singles Match between Team Strong and Team Garcia

 

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JEREMY STONE VS MAVERICK

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Jerry Eisen “Is this is a questionable decision on the part of Team Strong? On the one hand, they need points, so they’re right to bring out a big gun to take on Maverick. The Silent Threat has a very dangerous ground game, and Stone is one of the few who can handle it… BUT… Jeremy has a FCK Title match tonight. Is it a wise decision to for him to have this match, when he has such an important fight later on?”

Richard Eisen “No. It’s incredibly foolish. If I were Jeremy, I’d forget about getting a win for Team Strong, and just concentrate on the belt. Team Strong are a lost cause, but the belt is still within his grasp.”

Adrian Garcia “Jeremy Stone isn‘t going to make it to the Main Event! The Silent Threat has an opportunity to take Stone out of action, and he‘s more than prepared to take it.”

 

Stone and Maverick go hold-for-hold in a technical master class, expertly countering each other‘s submission attempts. Jeremy eventually manages to calmly out-manoeuvre his foe and target his left arm with a series of painful holds, forcing Maverick to crawl to the ropes to safety. Expression unchanged, no fear, no anger, Maverick tries again, but makes all the same mistakes as before, allowing Jeremy to target the arm again, this time with even more painful submissions.

 

In the ropes again, Jeremy is pulled away by Referee Sparrow. The Silent Threat takes advantage of the distraction and viciously dropkicks his knee, before instantly commencing an emotionless assault, clinically dissecting the joint with precision stomps and pinpoint knee-strikes. Jeremy tries to fight back, but Maverick is relentless, zeroing in on the weakened knee. Knee Breaker. Dragon Screw. Knee Breaker. Dragon Screw. Knee Breaker. Dragon- Enziguri! Jeremy telegraphed it!

 

Jeremy makes his move, limping, but compensating for the injury and mounting an explosive comeback. T-Bone Suplex! Rolling Wheel Kick! Shoulder Breaker! German Suplex! And another! And another! And another! Maverick breaks The Canadian Wrestling Machine’s grasp around his waist and delivers a calculated kick to the knee, stopping Jeremy just long enough to be taken him down and put in a Figure Four Leglock.

 

Adrian Garcia “That’s it, Maverick! Rip his leg off!”

 

With great effort, Jeremy flips over the hold, reversing the pressure, putting Maverick in excruciating pain. Maverick breaks the hold by repeatedly punching Stone’s knee, but before The Silent Threat can get to his feet, Jeremy is already upon him, locking in the Stone Hold (Crossface)! Maverick can’t get to the ropes! He taps!

 

YOUR WINNER… REPRESENTING TEAM STRONG… JEREMY STONE (17:45)

 

Jeremy struggles to his feet, victorious, but clearly some damage has been done to his knee.

 

Adrian Garcia “I… I… No fair! Maverick wasn’t tapping, he was swatting a fly!

Jerry Eisen “Team Strong get their first point, but at what cost?”

Richard Eisen “Jeremy‘s going to have a big target on that knee in the Main Event.”

 

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CORRIDOR

 

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A furious STEVE DECOLT storms out of the Team Garcia Locker Room, towel around his waist, dripping wet, ripped to shreds. He’s clearly looking for someone in particular, but the closest he can find is…

 

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EDD STONE naps on a table.

 

STEVE DECOLT

Edd! You seen Garcia?

 

EDD STONE

On Commentary, I think. ‘sup?

 

DeColt shows him a pair of his trunks. Classic DeColt yellow, this particular pair now have “Team Garcia” on the back, and a large image of Adrian Garcia’s face sewn onto the crotch. Edd laughs, but DeColt points to the gear he has on. That same picture is on the front of Edd’s shorts.

 

EDD STONE

What the Hell? Could have sworn that wasn’t there earlier…

although I did black out around noon.

 

STEVE DECOLT

Garcia knows this isn’t permanent, right? Even if he wins this thing, I’m

done with his weaselly ass after tonight, and if you’ve got any sense,

you will be too.

 

EDD STONE

I dunno, A-to-the-G says he’s got plans for me. Gonna get me my own

cereal “Edd-O’s - A 24 Hour Party in your mouth, and Riboflavin’s invited…“

 

STEVE DECOLT

Adrian Garcia is a bloodsucker. A leech. Sure, he’ll get you some

money from a few endorsements and sponsors, but he’ll take more than

that from you with his “9.8%”. Do yourself a favour, Edd. Fulfill your

obligation tonight, win your matches, do what you said you’d do, then

cut all ties to the greedy little weasel, because if you don’t he’ll suck

you dry. That’s a DeColt guarantee… What?

 

DeColt follows Edd’s gaze to a group of FCK Bunnies that have gathered nearby to watch the dripping wet, towel wearing, ripped-to-shreds Steve DeColt. Some of them take pictures on their cellphones. One of them yells “Take it off!”. DeColt gives them a smile as he returns to the locker room. Edd is impressed.

 

EDD STONE

Wow… I gotta hit the gym once in a while

 

The Following Contest is Round 7 in the Going To War tournament, and is a Singles Match between Team Strong and Team Eisen

 

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STEVE GUMBLE VS HARRY ALLEN

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Jerry Eisen “If there’s a better example of how this war has divided the Frontier Combat Kingdom, I’d like to hear it. The Young Guns have been a tag team for over a decade, they trained together, they rose up the ranks together, they’ve won countless tag team titles together. Tonight, they find themselves on opposite sides of the ring. Tonight, for the first time ever, Harry Allen will fight Steve Gumble. Dad, I can‘t help but think you‘re partly to blame.”

Richard Eisen “There’s no blame here, boy. I merely gave Steve Gumble something to fight for. He’s been ignored and forgotten by everybody in the Frontier Combat Kingdom and it’s time he stood up for himself. Winning here will do just that. Physically they’re evenly matched, so this should come down to heart and brains. Who wants it more? Who knows his opponent inside and out? The answer to both is Steve Gumble.”

Adrian Garcia “For the record, I hate them both.”

 

The Young Guns feel each other out early. Gumble is a little stronger, but Harry’s faster, more agile, more athletic and has a much better ground game. He also has the crowd solidly on his side as he repeatedly bests his tag team partner. Gumble gets visibly frustrated, which only hurts his efforts, allowing Harry to out-manoeuvre and out-wrestle him with ease. Harry seems surprised he’s winning so easily.

 

Gumble catches him by surprise with a sucker punches, before laying in some vicious knee-strikes. He works a Muay Thai clinch, driving knees into Harry’s face with just the hint of remorse. Gumble hurls him into the corner, and hesitates for a moment, before launching himself at his partner with a Driving Double Knee Strike. Harry Allen dodges and Steve crashes into the turnbuckle.

 

Harry fights back, any reservations he had about hurting his friend gone in the heat of battle. Dropkick. Rana. Springboard Back Elbow. Tornado DDT. Harry springs up top for the Fistful of Dynamite (Flying Fist Drop) but Gumble gets foot up into his face.

 

Richard Eisen “He telegraphed it! He knows what Harry’s going to do before Harry does!”

 

Gumble lifts him up for a Burning Hammer, but The Vigilante struggles free and goes for the Gunslinger’s Revenge (Cutter) but gets shoved into the turnbuckles. Gumble throws the Quick Draw Kick (Savate Kick) but Harry catches it, spins him around and hits the Gunslinger’s Revenge for the 1... 2... 3!

 

YOUR WINNER… REPRESENTING TEAM STRONG… HARRY ALLEN (8:53)

 

An ecstatic Chitose Kumasaka hits the ring, jumping for joy, leaping into the arms of Harry Allen. Harry tries to find Steve, but Gumble is already walking up the ramp, crestfallen, dejected and alone.

 

Jerry Eisen “That’s 2 for 2 for Team Strong, and just like that they’re back in the fight.”

Adrian Garcia “Haha. I guess you backed the wrong cowboy, Eisen.”

Richard Eisen “Ugh.”

 

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The Following Contest is Round 8 in the Going To War tournament, and is a Singles Match between Team Garcia and Team Eisen

 

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EDD STONE VS RAUL HUGHES

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Jerry Eisen “Two highly controversial members of the Frontier Combat Kingdom about to do battle here. Vastly different styles, vastly different attitudes, but both men shocked the Kingdom when they joined your teams on Monday.”

Richard Eisen “I don’t think anyone can argue that Raul Hughes is one of the most dangerous fighters in the world right now. Last Wednesday he fought twice, won twice. Sam Strong is going to live to regret letting him slip through his fingers.

Adrian Garcia “Edd has the potential to be a cultural phenomenon. He’s got all the lineage and skills of the Stones, but he isn’t tied down by all that “honour” and “respect” stuff that’s prevented the others from going from Wrestling Family, to Wrestling Franchise. Action Figures! Calendars! Lunchboxes! iPhone covers! Edd speaks to today’s youth, sells merchandise AND wins matches. A trifecta of awesome.”

Richard Eisen “We’ll see how ‘awesome’ he is when Raul knocks him unconscious.”

Jerry Eisen “Raul certainly has reason to want to hurt Edd. In the special ‘Going To War’ preview match on Monday, Edd super kicked Raul to save, or at least we thought it was to save, his brother Jeremy.”

Adrian Garcia “That’s the Edd-Reneline Shot, Jerry! A shout of to all of the Edd-reneline Junkies across the world!”

 

Raul swings for the fences with unstoppable punches, forcing the 24 Hour Party Animal to duck, dip, dive, dodge, and use hit & run tactics, striking out with a flurry of wacky kicks. Roundhouse Kicks. Side Kicks. Spin Kicks. Edd stops a bust-a-move, and gets uppercutted out of his boots. Raul Hughes methodically beats him down with powerful punches, bullying Stone around the ring, wearing him down with strikes. Edd shows remarkable resilience, not staying down despite the brutal punishment.

 

Edd explodes with typically nonsensical offense. Cartwheel Elbow Drop. Moonwalk Pele Kick. Super-Twisty-Rana-Thing. Reeling, Raul throws a desperate Left Hook, but Edd ducks and scores with the Edd-Reneline Shot (Super Kick) 1... 2... Ooh! Edd springs up top, but gets caught and hurled halfway across the ring. Raul gets side control, pinning Edd’s arms above his head, and aiming heavy jabs at his jaw, out-muscling his foe like a schoolyard bully. Suddenly, Edd instinctually twists & spins, and somehow ends up having locked Raul in the-

 

Jerry Eisen “Stone Hold! Stone Hold! Of all things, Edd Stone has the Stone Hold locked in!”

 

Raul struggles towards the ropes, forcing Referee Watanabe to break the hold. Edd gets up, playing to the crowd, signalling for the Party’s Ov-LEFT HOOK! Out of nowhere. Edd Stone is out cold!

 

YOUR WINNER… REPRESENTING TEAM EISEN RAUL HUGHES (13:02)

 

Hughes glares at his opponent, surprised he put up so much of a fight, a fact that angers him.

 

Richard Eisen “3 fights. 3 points. Raul Hughes is a wrecking machine!”

Jerry Eisen “Edd took his eye off the ball for just a second, and that’s all it takes against Raul Hughes.”

 

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TEAM STRONG LOCKER ROOM

 

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The war is taking it’s toll. HARRY ALLEN has a nasty bruise on his shoulder. JEREMY STONE has a gigantic bag of ice on his knee. Nearby, CHRISTIAN FAITH holds a punching bag. MELODY CUTHILL wails on it with a devastating array of kicks and punches, until Faith motions her to stop. Beaming, she sits down next to MATTY FAITH, who stares at her. 13 years old and only one thing on his mind.

 

MELODY CUTHILL

Thanks for letting me hang out with you guys. Man, if someone had told me

ten years ago I’d be warming up with Jeremy Stone and Christian Faith I’d

have thought they were ribbing me. I know it’s not a big deal for you, Matty,

you get to hang out with your Dad all the time, but I worshipped these guys

growing up. I can’t tell you how many times I stayed up at night to watch

SWF or begged my cousin to send me tapes of NOTBPW, or fell asleep

laying on top of one of their posters...

 

Jeremy exchanges a glance with Faith, who raises an eyebrow. Melody looks a little embarrassed, before a FCK Bunny pokes her head through the door, motioning to Melody that it’s time.

 

MELODY CUTHILL

‘Kay guys. Wish me luck!

 

Melody bounds out of the door. Matty stares after her.

 

HARRY ALLEN

So Matty, plannin' on followin in your Pa's footsteps?

 

Matty nods, in awe.

 

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CATHERINE QUINE VS MELODY CUTHILL

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Jerry Eisen “This match came together on Wednesday night. I had both Melody and Catherine join me for commentary, and let’s just say old habits die hard. These girls truly don’t like each other, and decided to settle it in the ring... Although Melody seemed more eager than The Cat.”

Richard Eisen “Last time they fought, Quine came out of top. Some called it a ‘questionable’ win, seeing as she held the ropes to make the pin, but I call it smart.”

Adrian Garcia “I find the lack of Pudding disturbing.”

 

Melody is eager to fight, but The Cat repeatedly begs off, citing such excuses as “I‘m not ready” “there’s something in my eye” or “Melody isn’t wearing enough clothes”. Quine eventually retreats outside to yell at a fan of wolf-whistling. Melody wipes her out with a plancha, rolls her into the ring, and the match begins!

 

Melody uses her superior speed and agility to her advantage with a series of lightning fast arm drags, headlock takeovers and Ranas, but her exuberance gets the better of her as she goes for a running-handspring-rolling-spear into the corner. Quine dodges at the last moment, and Melody spears the post, shoulder colliding hard with solid steel.

 

The Cat attacks her shoulder, mouthing off constantly, adding plenty of insult to the injury. Palm strikes. Armbars. Hammerlocks. References to her sexual history. She goes for the Flying Elbow Drop, but Melody rolls out of the way, and mounts a comeback. Melody & The Cat go back and forth, each trying to find one big move to put the other way. Quine goes for the Cat’s Cradle but Melody whips her over with a fireman‘s carry. Melody goes for the Melody Maker (Rocker Dropper) but The Cat counters into a power bomb. Catherine goes for the spear, but Melody leapfrogs. The Cat slams into the turnbuckle, and Melody rolls her up for a flash pin.

 

YOUR WINNER… MELODY CUTHILL (17:47)

 

The Following Match is Round 9 of the Going To War tournament, and is a ClusterFCK Match! Eliminations occur only when you are thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor.

 

Loud 80’s Rock Music kicks off and the lights go nuclear as... 


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The Dirty White Boys; LEAD BELLY and GREASE HOGG makes their drunken rowdy way through the crowd, sharing their booze with an willing fan, while BLONDE BOMBSHELL follows, gyrating in the skimpiest version of a military uniform ever made, giving lap dances to all-comers.

 

Adrian Garcia “What the-? The Dirty White Boys aren’t supposed to be in this match!”

Richard Eisen “Ugh. Hate these guys…”

Jerry Eisen “I think the referee is going to let them fight. They crowd certainly seem okay with it.”

 

MAVERICK VS EDD STONE VS STEVE DECOLT

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CHRISTIAN FAITH VS HARRY ALLEN VS LEAD BELLY VS GREASE HOGG

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RAUL HUGHES VS STEVE GUMBLE VS TROY TORNADO

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Jerry Eisen “If you want my opinion, and lets face it, that’s my job, this is going to come down to a numbers game. Sure, neither Team Garcia nor Team Garcia have shown much in the way of teamwork, but they’re each got 3 men in there. Team Strong only have 2, which puts them at a severe disadvantage.

Richard Eisen “Are you serious? Do you not see the Dirty White Boys in there? Who do you think they’re going to fight for? Not me! Not this schmuck sitting next to me! Team Strong have blatantly brought in reinforcements!”

Jerry Eisen “Can’t say I agree, Dad. If I know the D.W.B they’ll kick any ass, any time. They won’t play favorites.”

 

The bell rings and the battle begins with an ugly brawl. Maverick stomps Harry Allen in the corner. Troy Tornado tries to stay as far away from the D.W.B. as possible. Raul Hughes peppers Christian Faith with powerful punches. Edd Stone & Steve DeColt team up to try to eliminate Lead Belly. Grease Hogg tries to lever Steve Gumble over the top.

 

Troy Tornado picks his moment, sneaks up behind Grease Hogg, and messily bundles him over the ropes (Elimination 1- Grease Hogg) Tornado celebrates, air-guitar style, but walks straight into the massive form of Lead Belly, who presses the Rock Star over his head and tosses him out to the floor (Elimination 2- Troy Tornado) Harry fires back on Maverick, but The Silent Threat cuts him off with a kick, hits the ropes, and gets levelled out of nowhere with the Edd-Reneline Shot (Super Kick) which sends him over the top and out to the floor (Elimination 3 - Maverick).

 

Adrian Garcia “What the Hell? HE WAS ON OUR TEAM!”

 

Edd realises his mistake about 5 seconds after the crowd does, and glances about sheepishly, unsure of what to do… So he starts to dance, grinning like a-LEFT HOOK! Raul Hughes knocks Edd out cold, before picking him up by the shorts and callously dumping him over the top (Elimination 4- Edd Stone) Steve DeColt tries to help, but can’t get through the sea of bodies.

 

Recognising Lead Belly as the largest man left in the ring, the remaining participants combine their efforts to try to eliminating the giant. Try as they might, the 350lber won’t go over the top. Lead Belly explodes, destroying his enemies with clubbing blows and charges into the turnbuckles, until only 2 other men are left on their feet; Harry Allen and Steve Gumble.

 

The Young Guns share the briefest of glances before unleashing a flurry of classic double team moves. Double Thrust kick. Double Enziguri. Drop Toe Hold Bulldog. Lead Belly fights back and charges, but Harry leapfrogs, Gumble yanks down the ropes, and Lead Belly goes tumbling over the top and out to the floor. (Elimination 5- Lead Belly) Beaming, Gumble gets up to sees Raul Hughes stalking Harry. LEFT- Gumble pushes his partner out of the way- HOOK! Gumble takes the knockout blow on the chin and flies over the rope (Elimination 6- Steve Gumble).

 

Richard Eisen “For the love of…”

 

Raul glares at his eliminated team mate with a mixture of shock and disgust, before Christian Faith clotheslines him out (Elimination 7- Raul Hughes) Meanwhile, Steve DeColt does the same to Harry Allen (Elimination 8- Harry Allen) The two final participants; Steve DeColt and Christian Faith, stare each other down. It’s go time. Punch for punch. DeColt Thrust for Faith Hammer. The two exhausted warriors duke it out. Faith goes for the Leap of Faith (Big Corner Avalanche) but DeColt ducks, letting Faith’s face slam into the posts, before going for the Tornado DeColt Stampede (Tornado Bulldog) Faith blocks it and powers him over the top rope and onto the floor (Elimination 9- Steve DeColt).

 

YOUR WINNER… REPRESENTING TEAM STRONG… CHRISTIAN FAITH (19:21)

 

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The Following Contest is the Final Round in the Going To War Tournament and is a Three Way Match for the FCK Title!

 

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JEREMY STONE VS DAN DALAY VS JOHNNY BLOOD

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Jerry Eisen “It all comes down to this. Whoever wins will win the FCK Title and control of the Frontier Combat Kingdom for his team. Team Strong have made an amazing comeback, but with Jeremy Stone having already fought once tonight, and taking significant damage to his knee, does he have what it takes to come out with the title and the win for his team?”

Richard Eisen “For too long Johnny Blood has been ignored and disrespected. This is his night! He wants this more than anything he‘s ever wanted before! I have never trusted anyone as much as I trust Johnny Blood to get the job done, get the belt, and put the Frontier Combat Kingdom in my deserving hands.”

Adrian Garcia “It’s just a shame that to do that, he’ll have to go through the Giant Amongst Giants; Dan DaLay. The current, reigning, record-setting, first-ever Frontier Combat King. He’s not ready to give up that crown yet. Stone and Blood are going to have to rip it out of his cold, dead hands.”

 

The 3 fighters face off. Jeremy is perfectly calm, although slightly favouring his leg. DaLay seems slightly amused at his gigantic size advantage over the two technicians. Johnny Blood gets angrier by the second. The bell rings, and Blood explodes out of the blocks, charging at Jeremy, who calmly sidesteps and throws Blood over the top and out to the floor.

 

Jeremy tries to take DaLay to ground, but the Giant is too big and strong. DaLay roars with laughter, but Jeremy merely adapts, widens his base, changes his centre of gravity and takes him down with a series of extraordinary suplexes. Jeremy works over a helpless DaLay on the mat with a series of intricate and expert submission attempts. DaLay summons up all of his mighty strength to buck Jeremy off, but as he staggers to his feet he takes a Rolling Wheel Kick to the face and stumbles out of the ring.

 

Blood takes out Jeremy’s left knee with a killer chop blocks, following up with enraged stomps before going for te submission. Jeremy and Blood go hold-for-hold , counter-for-counter, but Jeremy is at a severe disadvantage with his injured knee, allowing Blood to eventually dominant the exchange, angrily wrenching on a series of painful and exotic leg submissions. Blood gets frustrated that Stone won’t tap, so goes back to the angry stomps.

 

DaLay boots Blood in the face, and proceeds to squash him against the turnbuckles, battering him with clubbing blows. DaLay seems to take sick pleasure in the punishment he’s dealing to his former stablemate. Jeremy hits the ring and runs wild. Despite the limp, he takes his opponents out with a series of Rolling Wheel Kicks and picture perfect suplexes. Nailing a textbook German Suplex on Blood, he locks his hands and hits another, and another, and another.

 

DaLay clotheslines Jeremy out of his boots, before slamming him near the corner, climbing to the second turnbuckle and preparing for a Big Splash. Blood cuts him off and tries to suplex the Giant off the turnbuckles, but DaLay fights him off with a few headbutts. No sooner in Blood down than Jeremy is up, hurling DaLay off of the turnbuckle with a Super Stone’s Throw (Super Exploder Suplex) Jeremy tries to make the cover, but Blood hits the BloodStone’s Throw (Angry Exploder Suplex) sending the Canadian Wrestling Machine outside. Blood makes the cover on DaLay. 1.. 2.. 3!

 

YOUR WINNER… REPRESENTING TEAM EISEN… AND THE NEW FRONTIER COMBAT KING… JOHNNY BLOOD (15:13)

 

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[Self]

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Ugh... I’m too hung over to give a detail analysis... The Frontier Combat Kingdom is in the hands of Richard Eisen, and that bums me out. Just when we thought the draft had destroyed his monopoly on the wrestling industry, he claws his way back...

 

Dark Matches were similar to Wednesday’s. There was a fun 4v4 Lingerie match featuring some of the girls. I forget who won, but I did regret wearing jeans to the arena, that’s for sure. Elsewhere, Melbourne Blondes beat some masked team. Few people cared, but it was a fairly decisive showing from the Aussies.

 

Team Strong Scene… B-

ROUND 6: JEREMY STONE VS MAVERICK… B-

Team Garcia Scene… B-

ROUND 7: HARRY ALLEN VS STEVE GUMBLE… D+

ROUND 8: EDD STONE VS RAUL HUGHES… C+

Melody Skit… C+

CATHERINE QUINE VS MELODY CUTHIL… B-

Dirty White Entrance… C+

ROUND 9: CLUSTERFCK… B

ROUND 10: JEREMY STONE VS DAN DALAY VS JOHNNY BLOOD… B

 

“The Marksman” gives this show a B

 

 

So what does this mean for the Frontier Combat Kingdom? How will Richard Eisen fare with his hand on the tiller? Will Johnny Blood calm down now that the FCK Title is in his possession? What will happen to Sam Strong, Adrian Garcia, and indeed all who opposed Mr. Eisen in the War? How will his soldiers be rewarded? Will Jeremy ever make things right with Edd? Will Catherine Quine stop her crusade against the ‘FCK Women’ division now that she’s been beaten by Melody? Has the War shattered The Young Guns forever?

 

So many questions... I guess we’ll have to tune in to the next of episode of “FCK Mondays!” to find out the answers.

 

Until next time...

 

“The Marksman” Marky Mark

[Self]

END OF CHAPTER THREE

 

OOC: After a pretty lengthy run of shows there, I’m pretty burned out and bored by the whole diary thing. I’m going to take a month off to rejuvenate the passion, and work on some other projects. Some TEW related. Some not. I’ll still write for this during that time, but in a no-pressure, no-deadline, no-hassle fashion.

 

I 99.99% guarantee that I’ll continue this diary, just like last time I took a few weeks off. I’m hugely excited about where the story goes from here. Maybe it’s better for me to let you stew on this cliffhanger for a bit though.