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Monday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

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Key Roster Members:

 

Owner:

Vince McMahon

 

RAW:

Alicia Fox

Big Show

Brie Bella

Chavo Guerrero

Chris Masters

Cody Rhodes

Evan Bourne

Festus

Mark Henry

Melina

Montel Vontavious Porter

Santino Marella

 

SmackDown!:

Charlie Hass

Chris Jericho

Dolph Ziggler

Kung Fu Naki

Layla

Maria

Matt Hardy

Michael Hayes

Mike Knox

Slam Master J

Theodore Long

Tyson Kidd

 

ECW:

Abraham Washington

Ezekiel Jackson

God

Josh Mathews

Matt Striker

Rosa Mendes

Sheamus

The Hurricane

Tiffany

Vladimir Kozlov

William Regal

Zack Ryder

 

Referees:

Charles Robinson

Goose Mahoney

 

Road Agents:

Harvey Wippleman

Mike Rotunda

Pat Patterson

 

FCW:

Courtney Taylor

John Laurinaitis

Noah Wilson

The Great Khali

Tony Garea

 

Programming:

 

Monday Night RAW

Announcers:

Michael Cole

Jerry Lawler

Arn Anderson

 

ECW on SyFy

Announcers:

Josh Mathews

Matt Striker

 

Friday Night SmackDown!

Announcers:

Jim Ross

Todd Grisham

Michael Hayes

 

WWE Superstars (B Show)

Announcers:

Michael Cole

Jim Ross

Matt Striker

 

This Sunday's Hell In A Cell Pay-Per-View will see the following match take place:

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

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Monday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

Monday Night RAW

 

Wisconsin Gardens

 

 

Brie Bella versus Stephanie McMahon

Brie Bella is visibly tiring towards the end of this match that Stephanie wins after putting her feet on the ropes.

Stephanie McMahon beat Brie Bella in 18:25 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D-

 

The Divas Champion Melina comes to the ring but is soon interrupted by Alicia Fox. Alicia Fox says that Melina shouldn't have come to RAW and taken a title she doesn't deserve. Alicia Fox announces that she will challenge for the Divas title at Hell in a Cell.

Rating: C

 

Big Show versus Hornswoggle

Hornswoggle is visibly tiring towards the end of this match which leads to one half of the Tag Team Champions getting the victory here.

Big Show beat Hornswoggle in 7:19 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C+

 

The Bella Twins both come to the ring and Brie takes a microphone. She says it was unfair that she had to compete against Stephanie McMahon earlier, who is not a wrestler. She says they deserve more.

Rating: D+

 

Chavo Guerrero versus John Cena

Jerry Lawler announces during this match that John Cena will get his rematch with Randy Orton for the WWE title inside Hell in a Cell at the Hell In A Cell Pay-Per-View this Sunday. Cena wins this match comfortably.

John Cena defeated Chavo Guerrero in 6:35 by pinfall.

Match Rating: B-

 

Kofi Kingston is seen running down the ramp and it is soon apparent that he is being chased by Chris Masters. Kingston quickly runs under the ring and Masters doesn't know where he's gone, and soon gives up on the chase.

Rating: D-

 

Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase come to the ring and Cody Rhodes takes a microphone and says that their man, Randy Orton, will be victorious at Hell in a Cell and retain his WWE Championship.

Rating: B-

 

Evan Bourne comes to the ring to talk about the War Games match at Hell in a Cell but is soon attacked by one of his opponents at Hell in a Cell, Jack Swagger. Swagger hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb on Bourne and leaves him down and out.

Rating: C

 

Festus versus Jamie Noble

Jerry Lawler notes that these men will be on opposing teams in the War Games match at Hell in a Cell. Noble gets the quick win here after using underhanded tactics.

Jamie Noble beat Festus in 3:22 by pinfall by using underhanded tactics

Match Rating: D+

 

Mark Henry and Montel Vontavious Porter come to the ring together. MVP says it has been an honour teaming with the World's Strongest Man recently, and the pair hug in the ring, a tight embrace that shows the friendship they have obtained over the last few months.

Rating: B-

 

Santino Marella versus Carlito

Santino and Carlito just don't click at all, and it shows in their performances here. Santino gets the relatively quick victory.

Santino Marella defeated Carlito in 3:22 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D+

 

The Miz comes to the ring and says that it's a joke that he has to defend the US title against Primo at Hell in a Cell. Miz asks what Primo has ever done, and says that he is below him.

Rating: C+

 

Eve versus Jillian

Michael Cole notes that the winner of this match could easily challenge the winner of the Divas title match at Hell in a Cell. Jillian gets the cheap victory here.

Jillian defeated Eve in 4:03 by pinfall by using underhanded tactics.

Match Rating: E+

 

Gail Kim comes to the ring and says that she has just found out who will be facing WWE Champion Randy Orton in the Main Event, and that she is shocked about it.

Rating: D+

 

Alicia Fox versus Kelly Kelly

Alicia Fox seems off her game tonight which allows Kelly Kelly to get the surprise victory.

Kelly Kelly defeated Alicia Fox in 6:56 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D-

 

Degeneration X come to the ring and perform their signature introductions. Shawn Michaels says that they won't be wrestling at the Hell in a Cell Pay-Per-View this Sunday, and that it's a travesty.

Rating: A

 

Non-Title: Randy Orton versus Steve Lombardi

Steve Lombardi is barely able to complete this match due to sheer exhaustion, and Orton eventually puts him out of his misery.

Randy Orton beat Steve Lombardi in 17:47 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C+

 

Final Rating: C-

 

Not great for my first show. I have big plans for ECW though, and hopefully tomorrow night's show will be better.

 

Current WWE Hell In A Cell Card:

 

WWE Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

Randy Orton © versus John Cena

 

WWE United States Championship Match:

The Miz © versus Primo

 

WWE Divas Championship Match:

Melina © versus Alicia Fox

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

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Tuesday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

ECW on SyFy

 

Wisconsin Gardens

 

God versus Vladimir Kozlov

This is a great match that really lifts the crowd. Kozlov gets the victory with a handful of tights.

Vladimir Kozlov defeated God in 18:20 by pinfall with a handful of tights

Match Rating: B+

 

ECW Champion Christian comes to the ring with Steve Lombardi. Christian says that he was so impressed with Lombardi on RAW last night he's given him a title shot at Hell in a Cell. William Regal and Zack Ryder soon come down to the ramp. Regal says he's spoken to Tiffany and it will now be a four-way match for the ECW title at Hell in a Cell with Christian defending against Steve Lombardi, William Regal and Zack Ryder.

Rating: C+

 

Ezekiel Jackson versus Goldust

Matt Striker notes during this contest that Ezekiel Jackson is getting better with every match. He beats Goldust here after using an exposed turnbuckle to his advantage.

Ezekiel Jackson beat Goldust in 7:12 by pinfall

Match Rating: C-

 

The mysterious God returns to the ring, complete with the mask he always wears. Paul Burchill comes to the ring and notes that they are opponents in the War Games match at Hell in a Cell. Burchill then suddenly tries to pull God's mask off and find out his true identity, but God quickly runs out of the ring and heads up the ramp, as Burchill looks furious.

Rating: C+

 

Rosa Mendes comes to the ring and says that she's pleased to be on ECW. Before she can say anything else Katie Lea Burchill comes to the ring to boos from the fans in attendance. She slaps Mendes before quickly leaving the ring. Mendes looks hurt as the fans show her sympathy.

Rating: E+

 

Sheamus versus The Hurricane

Josh Mathews notes that Hurricane has been dominant since returning to ECW and it may be just a matter of time before he receives an ECW title match. Hurricane gets the comfortable victory here.

The Hurricane defeated Sheamus in 6:35 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C-

 

Vladimir Kozlov returns to the ring and Shelton Benjamin soon joins him. Benjamin says he wants a place on the Ruthless Roundtable, and will beat Christian in tonight's main event to prove that he deserves a place with the trio.

Rating: C+

 

Tommy Dreamer versus Paul Burchill

Dreamer and Burchill don't seem to click, and it makes for an awkward bout. Burchill gets the victory here after using the ropes for leverage.

Paul Burchill beat Tommy Dreamer in 7:12 by pinfall

Match Rating: D+

 

Tyler Reks comes to the ring but is soon attacked by William Regal, Ezekiel Jackson, Vladimir Kozlov and Zack Ryder. Reks doesn't look good as he is kicked from all angles. Christian, Steve Lombardi and Yoshi Tatsu soon make the save though, and the Ruthless Roundtable and Ryder all quickly leave the ring.

Rating: C-

 

Non-Title: Christian versus Shelton Benjamin

Shelton Benjamin is really off his game tonight which allows the ECW Champion to pick up the quick victory.

Christian defeated Shelton Benjamin in 2:33 by pinfall.

Match Rating: B-

 

 

Final Rating: C-

 

The same rating as I received for RAW, which is good considering the weaker roster. The fans didn't take well to Ezekiel Jackson beating the veteran Goldust but I'm pushing him towards an eventual ECW title shot so he needs some dominant wins.

 

 

Current WWE Hell In A Cell Card:

 

WWE Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

Randy Orton © versus John Cena

 

ECW Championship Match:

Christian © versus Steve Lombardi versus William Regal versus Zack Ryder

 

WWE United States Championship Match:

The Miz © versus Primo

 

WWE Divas Championship Match:

Melina © versus Alicia Fox

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

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God on the roster?

 

Sure, I'll buy it. Why not?

 

But God putting over Vladamir Kozlov in a near twenty minute match? On TV?

 

Blasphemy.

 

;)

 

It's not really God. We're unsure of who is under the mask at this point. God has great talent and is more than willing to put others over.

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Ok just a few things that i thought were weird, why was Stephanie McMahon competing? that just seemed to pop up from nowhere, she hasnt competed in along time...why is Steve Lombardi back and already getting an ECW world title shot?...who is God? we really need more of a backstory...and where are all the roster like John Morrison, CM Punk, The Undertaker etc.
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Do not bother commenting, guys. He's just doing the same "joke" thing as he did in TNA "diary"... Just let it die of natural reasons.

 

Much like the TNA diary, I not sure if this is a joke or not but I love any diary that Destiny puts out. Because even if it is not meant to be a joke, they always make me laugh. Destiny, please bring Jennifer Aniston over here and have her win the Diva's title!:D

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Thursday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

WWE Superstars

 

Lubuskie Arena (1,000 Sell-Out In Attendance)

 

Shawn Michaels versus Drew McIntyre

Michael Cole notes that this is a special RAW versus SmackDown! match with the winner receiving a future title shot on their respective show. Michaels gets the quick victory here.

Shawn Michaels defeated Drew McIntyre in 1:27 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C+

 

Mark Henry versus Jack Swagger

Michael Cole mentions that both of these men will be watching the US title match at Hell in a Cell closely. Swagger gets the quick victory here after using a foreign object.

Jack Swagger beat Mark Henry in 0:56 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C

 

Kofi Kingston versus Cody Rhodes

Michael Cole notes that Legacy will be hoping Cody wins this match as they look set to get a title match for the Tag team titles. Cody does get the quick win here after a handful of tights.

Cody Rhodes beat Kofi Kingston in 0:34 by pinfall

Match Rating: D+

 

Charlie Hass versus Kung Fu Naki

Jim Ross notes that Hass will wrestle the biggest match of his life tomorrow night as he challenges The Undertaker for the World title.

Charlie Haas beat Kung Fu Naki in 8:35 by pinfall while using the ropes.

Match Rating: D+

 

Melina & The Bella Twins versus Alicia Fox, Jillian & Stephanie McMahon

Stephanie McMahon is exhausted by the end of this match, but is still able to pin Nikki Bella to give her team the victory.

Alicia Fox, Jillian & Stephanie McMahon beat Melina & The Bella Twins.

Match Rating: E+

 

Batista comes to the ring for his scheduled match but is soon attacked by one of his opponents in the War Games match at Hell in a Cell, Jack Swagger. Swagger hits a Gut-Wrench Powerbomb on Batista.

Rating: C+

 

Non-Title: Chris Jericho and The Big Show versus Finlay and Batista

Jim Ross notes that the Unified Tag Team Champions will defend the belts at Hell In A Cell against Hornswoggle and Jim Duggan. Big Show and Jericho get the victory here after Chris Jericho pins Finlay.

Big Show and Jericho beat Finlay and Batista in 6:56.

Match Rating: C+

 

ECW Champion Christian comes to the ring but is soon ambushed by one of his three challengers at Hell in a Cell, William Regal. Regal tries to run at Christian but the Champion moves out of the way and heads to the back.

Rating: C+

 

Intercontinental Champion John Morrison comes to the ring and says he wants to be the greatest Champion ever. He is soon interrupted by CM Punk. Punk says he will be World Champion again but first he will beat Morrison for the Intercontinental title on SmackDown! tomorrow night.

Rating: B+

 

World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker slowly walks to the ring. Before he can say anything he is interrupted by Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler says that he will soon be the World Champion.

Rating: C+

 

David Hart Smith comes to the ring and says that he will do this every night until the Hart Dynasty get the Tag Team title shot that they deserve. He says they are the greatest tag team of all time.

Rating: D+

 

John Morrison returns to the ring and the Intercontinental Champion says that he will retain against CM Punk tomorrow night on SmackDown! He is soon interrupted by Eric Escobar who says that it's only a matter of time before he is Champion.

Rating: F-

 

Evan Bourne comes to the ring but is soon interrupted by one of his opponents at Hell in a Cell in the War Games match, Jamie Noble. Noble slaps Bourne before kicking him in the gut.

Rating: E+

 

Christian, Lombardi & Hurricane vs William Regal, Jackson & Kozlov

Steve Lombardi is exhausted by the end of this match but is still on the winning team as Christian pins Regal to win the match.

Lombardi, Hurricane & Christian beat Jackson, Kozlov and William Regal.

Match Rating: C-

 

Festus and Matt Hardy come onto the entrance-way brawling before they are separated by their respective team mates in the War Games match at Hell in a Cell. God, Batista, Finlay, Bourne, Mike Knox and Paul Burchill manage to stop the fight.

Rating: C-

 

Hornswoggle and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan come to the ring and say that they will prove everybody wrong when they beat Jericho and The Big Show at Hell In A Cell and become Tag Team Champions.

Rating: D-

 

John Cena and Primo come to the ring and say that they will defeat Orton and Miz in their respective singles matches at Hell in a Cell and both win gold. Cena says that he will destroy Randy Orton and win the WWE Championship on Sunday.

Rating: B-

 

Cryme Tyme come to the ring and JTG says that they deserve a Tag Team title shot a hell of alot more than the Hart Dynasty do, and announces that Shad Gaspard will take on Tyson Kidd tomorrow night on SmackDown!

Rating: D+

 

Kelly Kelly comes to the ring and says that she'll be watching the Divas title match at Hell in a Cell as she wants to face the winner. She is soon attacked by Jillian, who kicks her in the gut and throws her from the ring. The fans boo Jillian as she bows before leaving the ring.

Rating: E

 

Womens Champion Michelle McCool comes to the ring and says that it's a travesty that she has to defend the title against Mickie James at Hell in a Cell this Sunday.

Rating: D

 

Eve comes to the ring before she is attacked from behind by the Number One Contender to the Divas title, Alicia Fox. Alicia Fox hits Eve with a big DDT before leaving her alone in the ring.

Rating: E-

 

Mickie James comes to the ring and says it's a great thing that she has a Womens Championship shot against Michelle McCool at Hell in a Cell this Sunday.

Rating: C

 

Zack Ryder comes to the ring and says that he will win the ECW Championship in the four-way match this Sunday at Hell In a Cell with William Regal, Steve Lombardi and Champion Christian.

Rating: D+

 

Degeneration X come to the ring and Triple H says that he is taking the rest of October off, but that Shawn Michaels will still be around to make RAW the best show in the WWE.

Rating: B+

 

Maria comes to the ring before she is quickly attacked by SmackDown! divas Beth Phoenix, Layla and Natalya. The trio kick Maria whilst she is down before shaking hands.

Rating: D

 

Kofi Kingston comes to the ring and says that he was unfortunate to lose to Cody Rhodes earlier. He is soon interrupted by Carlito, who tries to cheapshot Kofi, who moves out of the way and leaves the ring.

Rating: C-

 

We cut backstage where we see Drew McIntyre packing his bag ready to leave the arena. Suddenly the lights go out and the World Champion The Undertaker stares McIntyre down. McIntyre is clearly scared and runs out of the room.

Rating: E+

 

 

Final Rating: D+

 

The storyline with Drew McIntyre should evolve nicely, as he will eventually receive a title match with The Undertaker.

 

 

Current WWE Hell In A Cell Card:

 

WWE Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

Randy Orton © versus John Cena

 

ECW Championship Match:

Christian © versus Steve Lombardi versus William Regal versus Zack Ryder

 

WWE Unified Tag Team Championship Match:

Chris Jericho and The Big Show © versus Hornswoggle and Jim Duggan

 

WWE United States Championship Match:

The Miz © versus Primo

 

WWE Womens Championship Match:

Michelle McCool © versus Mickie James

 

WWE Divas Championship Match:

Melina © versus Alicia Fox

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

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Friday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

Friday Night SmackDown!

 

Batista versus Chris Jericho

Batista is visibly tiring towards the end of this match which leads to Jericho taking the advantage and getting the victory with a handful of tights.

Chris Jericho beat Batista in 18:09 by pinfall with a handful of tights

Match Rating: B

 

Following the conclusion of the match one of Batista's opponents in the War Games match at Hell in a Cell, Matt Hardy, attacks Batista. He hits a Twist of Fate, leaving the Animal down and out.

Rating: C+

 

Finlay versus Mike Knox

Jim Ross notes that these two men will be opponents in the War Games match at Hell in a Cell. Finlay gets a convincing victory here.

Finlay defeated Mike Knox in 7:30 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C-

 

Jimmy Wang Yang comes to the ring but is soon chased off by Chris Jericho. Jericho is disgusted as he has just found out that he and Big Show have to defend the Tag Team titles at Hell in a Cell against the team of Hornswoggle and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.

Rating: C

 

Non-Title: John Morrison versus CM Punk

There were times when a lack of psychology is on display in this match, but after a long-hard battle, and a handful of tights, CM Punk defeats the Intercontinental Champion.

CM Punk beat John Morrison in 16:37 by pinfall with a handful of tights

Match Rating: B-

 

Michelle McCool comes to the ring, and the Womens Champion is clearly distressed. McCool says that she is annoyed as she just found out she has to defend the Womens title at Hell In A Cell against Mickie James.

Rating: D

 

Maria comes to the ring, but the fans soon boo as Beth Phoenix, Layla and Natalya all rush to the ring and attack Maria. Once Maria is down the trio of Divas kick the Bubbly Beauty until she can hardly see.

Rating: D-

 

JTG comes to the ring but is soon chased out of it by Charlie Hass. Hass announces that in tonight's main event he will challenge The Undertaker for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Rating: D+

 

David Hart Smith comes to the ring and says that the Hart Dynasy are more superior than every other stable to ever enter the World of professional wrestling put together.

Rating: D+

 

Dolph Ziggler versus Kung Fu Naki

Jim Ross announces that the winner of this contest will challenge the winner of tonight's main event for the World Heavyweight Championship at Hell in a Cell, and will therefore face either The Undertaker or Charlie Hass. Ziggler gets the quick win here after using a foreign object.

Dolph Ziggler beat Kung Fu Naki in 3:49 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C-

 

Rey Mysterio comes to the ring to a huge ovation from the fans in attendance. He is soon interrupted by Drew McIntyre, who comes to the ring and calls Mysterio a fraud, and a waste of space.

Rating: D+

 

R-Truth versus Eric Escobar

Vickie Guerrero does some good work at ringside with Eric Escobar, but it's still R-Truth who gets the comfortable victory here.

R-Truth defeated Eric Escobar in 3:26 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D-

 

Mickie James comes to the ring and says that she can't wait until Hell In A Cell this Sunday when she reclaims her Womens title after she defeats Michelle McCool.

Rating: C

 

Shad Gaspard versus Tyson Kidd

Jim Ross notes that the winner of this match could easily win a future Tag Team title shot for their team. Kidd gets the win here after using a foreign object.

Tyson Kidd beat Shad Gaspard in 7:01 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D+

 

Slam Master J comes to the ring and calls out Mickie James for a dance. The pair dance in the ring until The Undertaker makes his way to the ring, and the dancers quickly head to the back for safety.

Rating: B-

 

World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker versus Charlie Hass

The match is too long given who is involved, but The Undertaker manages to hold on to get the hard-fought victory and momentum before another title defence against Dolph Ziggler at Hell in a Cell.

The Undertaker beat Charlie Haas in 17:46 by pinfall.

Match Rating: B-

 

Final Rating: C-

 

The same rating as RAW and ECW, so at least I'm consistent. I'm going to start adding more storylines soon.

 

Current WWE Hell In A Cell Card:

 

WWE Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

Randy Orton © versus John Cena

 

World Heavyweight Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

The Undertaker © versus Dolph Ziggler

 

ECW Championship Match:

Christian © versus Steve Lombardi versus William Regal versus Zack Ryder

 

WWE Unified Tag Team Championship Match:

Chris Jericho and The Big Show © versus Hornswoggle and Jim Duggan

 

WWE United States Championship Match:

The Miz © versus Primo

 

WWE Womens Championship Match:

Michelle McCool © versus Mickie James

 

WWE Divas Championship Match:

Melina © versus Alicia Fox

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

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Intercontinental Champion John Morrison comes to the ring and says he wants to be the greatest Champion ever. He is soon interrupted by CM Punk. Punk says he will be World Champion again but first he will beat Morrison for the Intercontinental title on SmackDown! tomorrow night.

 

John Morrison returns to the ring and the Intercontinental Champion says that he will retain against CM Punk tomorrow night on SmackDown!

 

Non-Title: John Morrison versus CM Punk

 

This is really a shock, because most of the time your booking is pretty much perfect as can be, but I've found an inconsistancy. This is truly unprecendented, coming from someone such as yourself..either way, still looking forward to what you do with Hell In A Cell.

 

 

WWE Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

Randy Orton © versus John Cena

It's Cody Rhodes' man! It'd make him look bad if he lost here!

 

World Heavyweight Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

The Undertaker © versus Dolph Ziggler

Well, he IS perfection, after all..

 

ECW Championship Match:

Christian © versus Steve Lombardi versus William Regal versus Zack Ryder

Nobody else winning it makes any sense!

 

WWE Unified Tag Team Championship Match:

Chris Jericho and The Big Show © versus Hornswoggle and Jim Duggan

Via DQ, as this should be drawn out longer before a title changes hands. You wouldn't a hotshot the ending of a feud of this magnitude, would you..?

 

WWE United States Championship Match:

The Miz © versus Primo

He's been built heavily for MONTHS now, this has to be his night, it just has to be!

 

WWE Womens Championship Match:

Michelle McCool © versus Mickie James

Draw, via 60-minute time limit.

 

WWE Divas Championship Match:

Melina © versus Alicia Fox

Draw, via 60-minute time limit.

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

Because not even God can stop Mike Knox!

 

 

I expect a few bonus matches to be added pre-PPV, though, that doesn't look like near enough matches!

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WWE Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

Randy Orton © versus John Cena

 

World Heavyweight Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

The Undertaker © versus Dolph Ziggler

 

ECW Championship Match:

Christian © versus Steve Lombardi versus William Regal versus Zack Ryder

 

People may laugh but Steve Lombardi would make the perfect real life ECW Champion.

 

WWE Unified Tag Team Championship Match:

Chris Jericho and The Big Show © versus Hornswoggle and Jim Duggan

 

Duggan and Hornswoggle equals gold! Destiny that is a great tag team!

 

WWE United States Championship Match:

The Miz © versus Primo

 

WWE Womens Championship Match:

Michelle McCool © versus Mickie James

 

WWE Divas Championship Match:

Melina © versus Alicia Fox

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

 

What if god was one of us? Well he is not but he sure is going to kick some ass!

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I really don't want to be malicious, because I have nothing against Destiny... But when you guys are posting in this topic you are encouraging him... And it makes this "diary" take attention off, and pop up higher than some truly awesome, deserving diaries, like the FINisher's Tutorial one... And that's... well, absurd, just as Destiny's diaries.
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Saturday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

 

 

Last night's edition of Friday Night SmackDown! drew the following television ratings:

 

2.18 on MyNetworkTV

0.28 on The Score

0.04 on Sky Sports 3

0.00 on are

0.01 on FOX8

0.02 on J Sports

 

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The first viewing of "ECW on SyFy" on Global TV last night drew a respectable 0.08 rating.

 

 

The first viewing of Monday Night RAW last night on DSF drew an unfortunate 0.02 rating.

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I hope you're planning on signing up off-the-wall characters like you did in your TNA diary, because that was my favorite part. There's just something about Charlie Sheen as an active wrestler that makes me smile.

 

At the moment I'm trying to be a little more serious in this diary. Anything can happen in the future though.

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I hope you're planning on signing up off-the-wall characters like you did in your TNA diary, because that was my favorite part. There's just something about Charlie Sheen as an active wrestler that makes me smile.

 

I agree Destiny, as a fan of your last diary, I would also love to see some of the off-the-wall characters.

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Sunday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

The following is the final card for tonight's WWE Hell in a Cell Pay-Per-View, from the Isaak Road Arena:

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Final WWE Hell In A Cell Card:

 

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WWE Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

Randy Orton © versus John Cena

 

World Heavyweight Championship Hell In A Cell Match:

The Undertaker © versus Dolph Ziggler

 

ECW Championship Match:

Christian © versus Steve Lombardi versus William Regal versus Zack Ryder

 

WWE Unified Tag Team Championship Match:

Chris Jericho and The Big Show © versus Hornswoggle and Jim Duggan

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match:

John Morrison © versus CM Punk

 

WWE United States Championship Match:

The Miz © versus Primo

 

WWE Womens Championship Match:

Michelle McCool © versus Mickie James

 

WWE Divas Championship Match:

Melina © versus Alicia Fox

 

Hell In A Cell War Games Match:

Batista/Bourne/Festus/Finlay/God vs Swagger/Noble/Matt Hardy/Knox/Burchill

 

Ezekiel Jackson versus The Hurricane

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Sunday, Week 1, October, 2009

 

WWE Hell In A Cell

 

Isaak Road Arena (15,000 Sell-Out In Attendance)

 

Ezekiel Jackson versus The Hurricane

Ezekiel Jackson is visibly tiring towards the end of this match which allows the quicker and smaller Hurricane to pick up the win here.

The Hurricane defeated Ezekiel Jackson in 17:39 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C-

 

WWE Divas Championship: Melina © versus Alicia Fox

Alicia Fox and Melina don’t seem to click, and it makes for an awkward bout here. Melina soon gets the win to retain her title.

Melina beat Alicia Fox in 8:12 by pinfall. Melina makes defence number 1 of her WWE Diva's title.

Match Rating: D

 

War Games: Batista, Bourne, Festus, Finlay & God vs Swagger, Noble, Hardy, Knox & Burchill

Festus is visibly tiring towards the end of this match but his team are still able to get the victory after God makes Paul Burchill tap out.

Batista, Bourne, Festus, Finlay & God beat Swagger, Noble, Matt Hardy, Mike Knox & Paul Burchill.

Match Rating: C-

 

WWE Unified Tag Team Championships: Chris Jericho & Big Show © vs Jim Duggan and Hornswoggle

Jerry Lawler notes that this is hardly competition for the Champions, who soon win the match after Jericho pins Duggan.

Big Show and Jericho beat Duggan & Hornswoggle in 7:46 when Chris Jericho defeated Jim Duggan.

Match Rating: C

 

John Morrison comes to the ring with his Intercontinental title belt but is soon interrupted by Charlie Hass. Hass says that he may have failed to win the World title on Friday but it’s only a matter of time before he is the Intercontinental Champion. Hass then announces that Morrison will have to defend the title tonight against the man who beat him on SmackDown!, CM Punk.

Rating: C+

 

The ECW Champion Christian heads to the ring to a tremendous ovation from the fans in attendance. He says that later on tonight he will retain his ECW title. Before long William Regal comes to the ring and tries to sneak attack Christian, who skilfully dodges the proverbial bullet and heads to the back with his title belt.

Rating: B-

 

CM Punk comes to the ring and says that tonight he will win the Intercontinental Championship once again when he defeats John Morrison. Punk is soon interrupted by newcomer Eric Escobar. Escobar says that Charlie Hass isn’t the only one to have his eye on tonight’s match between Morrison and Punk.

Rating: E

 

 

WWE United States Championship: The Miz © versus Primo

The Miz and Primo have pretty good chemistry, and it lifts this match. Miz is soon able to get the victory, however, after using underhanded tactics.

The Miz beat Primo in 5:28 by pinfall by using underhanded tactics.

Match Rating: C

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: John Morrison © versus CM Punk

This is a great match that shows why both of these men could easily be challenging for the World title. Punk ends the great match by grabbing Morrison’s tights to steal the title.

CM Punk beat John Morrison in 8:15 by pinfall with a handful of tights.

Match Rating: B

 

Legacy, consisting of Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase, come to the ring and announce that they will be challenging The Big Show and Chris Jericho for the Unified Tag Team Championships at the next Pay-Per-View, Bragging Rights. DiBiase also says that Orton will win tonight's Main Event.

Rating: B-

 

WWE Womens Championship: Michelle McCool © versus Mickie James

Todd Grisham notes that McCool has held the title for several months now, as she grabs a handful of Mickie’s tights to retain once again.

Michelle McCool beat Mickie James in 7:13 by pinfall with a handful of tights.

Match Rating: C-

 

ECW Championship: Christian © versus Steve Lombardi versus William Regal versus Zack Ryder

Steve Lombardi is exhausted by the end of this match, which Christian wins after pinning William Regal to retain his title.

Christian beat Steve Lombardi, William Regal and Zack Ryder in 6:55.

Match Rating: C

 

David Hart Smith of the Hart Dynasty comes to the ring and says that as RAW received a Tag Team title shot tonight, Legacy shouldn’t be the only teams to challenge for the Tag Team titles at Bragging Rights. Smith says that the Hart Dynasty have been added into the match, which will now consist of Jericho and Big Show defending against Legacy and the Hart Dynasty in a three-way tag team match.

Rating: C-

 

Hell In A Cell: World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker © versus Dolph Ziggler

Ziggler is impressive in his first World title match, but the Champion is able to prevail, hitting the Tombstone Piledriver to retain his title.

The Undertaker beat Dolph Ziggler in a Hell in a Cell match in 9:42 by pinfall.

Match Rating: B-

 

Hell In A Cell: WWE Championship: Randy Orton © versus John Cena

Randy Orton and John Cena have pretty good chemistry, and it lifts this match. Orton gets the victory after hitting a Low Blow followed by an RKO to retain his title.

Randy Orton beat John Cena in a Hell in a Cell match in 10:11 by pinfall after an RKO.

Match Rating: B

 

Final Rating: B-

 

I’m very happy with that rating considering it is my first Pay-Per-View. I think Jamie Noble needs to become more popular before I put him in a high profile match again though.

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Monday, Week 2, October, 2009

 

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Cody Rhodes versus Hornswoggle

Hornswoggle is exhausted by the end of this match as Cody teases the Irish Prankster, eventually putting his feet on the ropes to get the victory.

Cody Rhodes defeated Hornswoggle in 18:02 by pinfall, illegally using the ropes for leverage.

Match Rating: C+

 

Alicia Fox comes to the ring and says that last night at Hell in a Cell when Melina beat her she was feeling poorly, and she wasn’t completely fit. Alicia says she wants another title shot, which draws Melina to the ring. Melina says other Divas deserve a title shot.

Rating: C-

 

Big Show versus Evan Bourne

Big Show and Evan Bourne have pretty good chemistry, and it lifts this match. Big Show gets the win with a handful of tights for good measure.

Big Show defeated Evan Bourne in 7:20 by pinfall with a handful of tights following a Suplex.

Match Rating: B

 

Legacy come to the ring and say that they will beat the Hart Dynasty and Jericho & Big Show on the way to becoming the Unified Tag Team Champions at Bragging Rights. Cody says what he did to Hornswoggle earlier will be nothing compared to what they do to Big Show at Bragging Rights.

Rating: B-

 

Festus versus Jack Swagger

This match suffers from a lack of psychology and it could really use somebody with the knowledge of how to construct a proper flow. Swagger gets the victory after using underhanded tactics.

Jack Swagger defeated Festus in 7:14 by pinfall by using underhanded tactics.

Match Rating: C

 

Noble and Carlito come to the ring and announce that one of them has been chosen to represent RAW in a Triple Threat match at Bragging Rights, since RAW has no General Manager to select a participant, they will flip a coin. Noble flips the coin and apparently he wins the toss. Carlito says that it’s got to be better than Hornswoggle or Jim Duggan.

Rating: C-

 

Alicia Fox and Jillian come to the ring and announce that the Divas title will be up for grabs at Bragging Rights in a four-way match with the Champion Melina defending against Alicia Fox, Jillian and Kelly Kelly.

Rating: D+

 

John Cena and Primo come to the ring. Primo first says that he will have another title match with The Miz for the US Championship at Bragging Rights. John Cena then takes the microphone and says that in tonight’s main event he will defeat Randy Orton and become the new WWE Champion. The fans are really into John Cena and seem really eager in anticipation for tonight’s Championship match.

Rating: B

 

Shawn Michaels then comes to the ring, and Primo quickly leaves. Michaels says that Triple H is away on personal matters for the next few weeks, but whoever wins tonight’s main event will defend the WWE title against HBK himself, the Showstopper Shawn Michaels, at Bragging Rights.

Rating: B+

 

Alicia Fox versus Brie Bella

Jerry Lawler notes that Alicia Fox has a one in four chance of winning the Divas title at Bragging Rights, as she picks up the win here following Nikki Bella accidently distracting her twin sister. Michael Cole notes that the Bellas do not seem to be getting on well following the accident.

Alicia Fox defeated Brie Bella in 4:15 by pinfall following botched interference by Nikki Bella.

Match Rating: D-

 

Eve comes to the ring to try and restrain the Bella Twins before a fight breaks out between the two sisters. The fans soon boo, however, as Alicia Fox returns to the ring and hits Eve with a dropkick, knocking the unsuspecting victim out of the ring.

Rating: D-

 

Gail Kim versus Jillian

Michael Cole notes during this match that Jillian has briefly been Divas Champion before and she has another chance at Bragging Rights. She makes short work of Gail Kim after using a foreign object.

Jillian defeated Gail Kim in 4:42 by pinfall after using a foreign object.

Match Rating: D+

 

Kofi Kingston comes to the ring for a scheduled appearance but is soon attacked from behind by the Viper, Randy Orton. The WWE Champion soon hits Kingston with a vicious RKO before smiling and leaving the ring, his destruction well and truly dealt on the unfortunate Kofi Kingston.

Rating: B

 

Mark Henry versus Carlito

Jerry Lawler notes that Mark Henry continues to be dominant and it may not be long before he challenges for the United States Championship. He gets the quick win here.

Mark Henry defeated Carlito in 3:18 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C

 

Following the conclusion of the match Montel Vontavious Porter comes out to celebrate with his partner. They are soon interrupted by the WWE Champion Randy Orton, who hits an RKO on MVP and kicks Mark Henry in the skull. Santino Marella tries to come out to stop the assault but he too receives an RKO from the WWE Champion for his troubles.

Rating: C+

 

WWE Championship: Randy Orton © versus John Cena

Randy Orton and John Cena have pretty good chemistry, and it lifts the match. Orton retains his title here after striking Cena with the Championship belt behind the referee’s back.

Randy Orton beat John Cena in 18:08 by pinfall after using a foreign object.

Match Rating: B

 

Final Rating: C

 

A better rating than my first week, and hopefully the WWE Title feud with Orton and HBK will begin to heat up next week as we head towards Bragging Rights.

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Tuesday, Week 2, October, 2009

 

The following is the final card for tonight's ECW on SyFy, live from the Virginia Park Fields:

 

 

Goldust versus Sheamus

 

Paul Burchill versus God

 

Katie Lea Burchill versus Rosa Mendes

 

Shelton Benjamin versus Steve Lombardi

 

Yoshi Tatsu versus Zack Ryder

 

Non-Title: Christian versus Ezekiel Jackson

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Goldust versus Sheamus

 

I have always hated the Goldust character so I will go with Sheamus.

 

Paul Burchill versus God

 

No matter how good Paul is he can't beat God! The dude created the earth in six days!:)

 

Katie Lea Burchill versus Rosa Mendes

 

Katie Lea is one of the best looking women in wrestling, not that Rosa is ugly I just like Katie better!

 

Shelton Benjamin versus Steve Lombardi

 

Come on Destiny you know you want to push Steve!

 

Yoshi Tatsu versus Zack Ryder

 

Non-Title: Christian versus Ezekiel Jackson

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