QFresh Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 This Dynasty is awesome mate ha, that Panda video was so good! Really try not to burn yourself out with this one bud, as it is golden so far! Everybody loves Panda! And not burning myself out is definitely the way to go. I'm really juiced up on this dynasty, and the ideas keep rolling in. Only problem is is that I'm so far ahead in the game, I hope I don't forget what it is I was doing at the time. Thanks for the comment, and the predictions. I skim the recaps. I hate the Clowns. ICP is the worst thing that ever happened to wrestling and the world would be much better off if those two no-talents never sold an album. It does let me get through your shows very quickly. I like the backstage Grand Avatar stuff. And the Giangantor Polynesians. I'm also not a fan of ICP, but when I really think about it, and try to write for them, that's who I think of. Looks like I'm gonna have to dig deep, and orginate those two in the future. I shall do my best! 5 stars. Awesome stuff. Thanks, been reading your Babes of Sin City Dynasty, just haven't gotten around to doing any sort of predicting cause I'm trying to get my ground with what your doing, will definitely be doing some predicting soon, and a whole lot more reading. ---------------------------------------- So remember when I said that the last show was the most predictors I've ever had... Scratch that, because this is the most I've ever had, and it really is fueling me to make this as good as I can. Can't thank you peeps enough, and now the results. Of the 15 people who predicted for Still Have Money!, two people fly in with a perfect score... 20LEgend, and for the second straight show, MJStark. So a big congrats goes out to both of them, and I hope that you all continue to do your thing, and predict my wacky shows. "Why ZEN When You KANZEN" Predictions Contest - 2010 Edition MJStark 11/11 - 2 Shows 20LEgend 9/11 - 2 Shows Beeker 8/11 - 2 Shows Waghlon 8/11 - 2 Shows Apupunchau@optonline 8/11 - 2 Shows Midnightnick 7/11 - 2 Shows ChrisKid 7/11 - 2 Shows Jingo 7/11 - 2 Shows Boltinho 6/11 - 2 Shows Huntman 6/11 - 2 Shows Jaded 5/11 - 1 Show funkyzafara 5/11 - 2 Shows PeterHilton 5/11 - 1 Show Powerful_Fox 5/11 - 1 Show Eidenhoek 4/11 - 2 Shows Wrestling Century 4/11 - 1 Show ------------------------------ Again, a big thank you to everyone who has read, and continues to read this one, as I really appreciate it. And for the next show, the card should be up either sometime tomorrow, or Saturday at the latest, with the next show being up by Wednesday. Thanks again. QFresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikbot Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 and the reason stated above is why i love those freaking clowns..they were total accidental ripoff's of ICP and Opie and Anthony.. any way,love the dynasty man keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Annnnnnd wow. 4 correct in two shows. Tied for last. .____. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waghlon Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 And thus it is time to celebrate KP! still having money by posting an absolutely classic picture: http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/38180/1211250662/wwf.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 and the reason stated above is why i love those freaking clowns..they were total accidental ripoff's of ICP and Opie and Anthony.. any way,love the dynasty man keep it up! Well then, I guess some people love them, and some people hate them. I've channeled the essence of the heel commentator! Annnnnnd wow. 4 correct in two shows. Tied for last. .____. Hang in there hombre. A couple solid shows, and your right back in this thing. And thus it is time to celebrate KP! still having money by posting an absolutely classic picture: That... Was... Awesome! Panda is a beast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 > > > March, 2010 6:34PM Jerry's Basement Honolulu, Hawaii http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SteveFlashBlurry.jpg The dark, and dingy basement that the people of KP call an arena the setting, the smoke from both the over the top flame border surrounding the room, as well as from that cigar spewing out of the mouth of "he who can not be seen"... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TheMysteryOwner.jpg Beside him as always the giant Hawaiian monsters that surprisingly are quite graceful ballet performers in their spare time. And in front of them tied to one of the captains chairs that surround the room a figure of a man who can be seen from all of the smoke. Quite detrimental to your health really. The cigar smoking mystery man takes a seat in front of the figure who can't be seen... A whole lot of those going around in this story... And begins to speak to him. "I would like to apologize for my assoseeates. They ten to be a little rough wen I ask dem to fetch me things. Now... Befoe you become agitated, I won to tell you why I have you come here. Some very impotent peopoe tell me you are a top line wresala. And foe that reason, I wan you to worka foe me." "Number one, untie me from this chair, number two, I'm going to call the police, number three, who the hell are you?" "Dose are all questions that will be ansered very soon. And you will not call the police, because if you do, your motha weill die." "...My mother has already passed on..." "...Oh... Weill... Dis don'ta matta anyway... You have alreedy sign the contrac." "I did no such thing, now untie me god damnit!" "Oh but you did... And you will worka foe me now. And you weill like it... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SteveFlash.jpg MISTA STEVE FLASH!!! And then in a puff of white smoke, the fire is gone, "he who can not be seen" has disappeared along with his enormous disciples. Flash also notices he's been untied, and is staring at... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OneMeanPanda.jpg ONE MEAN PANDA!!! Who just stands there, and stares at him before knocking over a shopping cart full of groceries that has come from out of nowhere. "Ah come on... Who's gonna clean that up now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPYellowPunchBuggy.png http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SteveFlash.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpg Steve Flash vs. Kashmir Smooth As Well As... El Hijo Del Zonk & One Mean Panda vs. Hot Pockets The Cannonball Kid vs. Hugh de Aske Sara Marie York vs. Ashley Grover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Steve Flash vs. Kashmir Smooth As Well As... El Hijo Del Zonk & One Mean Panda vs. Hot Pockets The Cannonball Kid vs. Hugh de Aske Sara Marie York vs. Ashley Grover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingo Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Steve Flash vs. Kashmir Smooth As Well As... El Hijo Del Zonk & One Mean Panda vs. Hot Pockets The Cannonball Kid vs. Hugh de Aske Sara Marie York vs. Ashley Grover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Steve Flash vs. Kashmir Smooth Is that Kashmir Singh, btw? I really like the guy. Flash is also one of my faves. El Hijo Del Zonk & One Mean Panda vs. Hot Pockets I hate Zonk. The Cannonball Kid vs. Hugh de Aske PLUNDER THE BOOTY Sara Marie York vs. Ashley Grover I hate the way York looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Steve Flash vs. Kashmir Smooth As Well As... El Hijo Del Zonk & One Mean Panda vs. Hot Pockets The Cannonball Kid vs. Hugh de Aske Sara Marie York vs. Ashley Grover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshida Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Interesting show - been away so I just noticed this. Nice layout - hate the title personally, for whatever reasons. Like it though and will read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 So yeah... Kind of fell off on this, what with the Christmas season, and my ridiculous work schedule, zero time. Hopefully I'll be able to get back on track. Thanks for reading again, and hopefully you'll continue to read once it gets rolling again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPYellowPunchBuggy.png The DVD feature portion of Yellow Punch Buggy opens with a shot of the ring inside of Jerry’s Basement. The 182 fans in attendance are all standing as the show’s theme song "We No Speak Americano" plays over the boom box next to a microphone at ringside. From behind the curtain leading to the Wash-A-Locker room, two giant Hawaiian men emerge carrying light streamers, and hand held smoke machines. And although you may not be able to see them at ringside, from the comfort of the dub studio, we hear the KP Broadcast Team of Davis Ditterich, Hustler D Monic, and Joker the Pimptronic Clown chime in. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/DavisDitterich.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HustlerD.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/JokerThePimp.jpg "MY GOD!!! We are back again, hello fans, this is Davis Ditterich, the voice of KP, along with everyone's favorite pair of alcoholic, dwarf clowns, Hustler D Monic, and Joker the Pimptronic Clown." - Ditts "HEY! We're not dwarfs..." - Joker "Steve Flash is here in KP, and he's in action tonight taking on one half of the new KP Super Duo Champions, Kashmir Smooth." - Ditts "And Kashmir is going to do what he does, and give Flash a very warm welcome to KP... By smashing his face, and tossing his geezer a$$ back to the retirement village." - Hustler "I'm just happy we're still relevant. I thought for sure we'd be dead by now." - Joker http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TheCannonballKid.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HughdeAske.jpg The Cannonball Kid vs. Hugh de Aske "You better believe that the tensions are going to be high in this one. After The Cannonball Kid was part of the first team to become KP Super Trio champions after beating a team with Hugh de Aske on it." - Ditts "You sure you don't have some kind of pirate reference you want to make here?" - Hustler "ARRGH!" - Ditts "And there it is." - Hustler "God damnit Ditts..." - Joker "de Aske attacking right away, running at The Kid, and stuffing his knee right into the sternum." - Ditts "That's the way to do it... Stuff it to him, pirate." - Joker 16 1/2 Johnny Depp Pirate References... "The Kid is in complete control here, and de Aske is in trouble." - Ditts "You might say he's walking the plank..." - Joker "And you were worried about my pirate references." - Ditts "Yeah, but the difference is he's stoned right now." - Hustler "No excuse, but look at this now... de Aske is back up, and he ducks under a clothesline from The Kid..." - Ditts DUCK UNDER QUICK SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP!!! 1... 2... 3... "de Aske picks up the win off of a costly Cannonball mistake." - Ditts "And de Aske picks up the W! Just like I said." - Hustler Winner: Hugh de Aske - D/43 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg Following the match, a clearly disgruntled Cannonball Kid is seen walking towards the back while Hugh de Aske stays in the ring, and asks for a microphone. He gets one that's covered in duct tape, and has sparks shooting from an opening out the bottom. He brings the mic to his mouth, risking electrocution, and begins to speak. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HughdeAske.jpg "Aaaarrrrgggghhhh... Blow the man down... Son of a Biscuit Eater... Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen... Landlubber... Hang 'im from the yardarm... Davy Jones' Locker... Cat O'Nine Tails... Scallywag... Steve Flash..." - de Aske de Aske then drops the mic, which looks like it has blown up on impact. He steps out of the ring, leaving the crowd confused as the giant, Hawaiian stage hands battle the fire in the ring left from the mic. - D-/41 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ElHijoDelZonk.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OneMeanPanda.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/RoderickRemus.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TooHot.jpg El Hijo Del Zonk & One Mean Panda vs. Hot Pockets "It's PANDA time here in KP!!!" - Ditts "Quit getting so excited Ditts. He's not a real Panda." - Hustler "...get out." - Ditts "Was that sarcasm Ditts?" - Joker "Zonk starts this one with Too Hot, who takes the opportunity to smack talk some members of the crowd, and they are letting him have it." - Ditts "Like these people matter, or something..." - Hustler "Go Too Hot!!!" - Joker "Calm down Jokes." - Hustler "And Zonk with a flying shoulder block, taking out Too Hot, and Hot is livid. Hot is back up, and looking to attack, but Zonk channels the spirit of the bullfighter, ole'ing his way to an advantage." - Ditts One Bag Of Delicious BBQ Ruffles Later... "Panda has Remus right where he wants him, and its not looking good." - Ditts "Just give him a second, I'm sure he'll find a come back." - Hustler PANDAMONIUM!!! 1... 2... 3... "One Mean Panda, and Zonk pick up the win!" - Ditts "Looks like I'm wrong." - Hustler "What did I miss, I was taking a nap." - Joker Winner(s): El Hijo Del Zonk & One Mean Panda - E+/33 Zonk, and Panda are celebrating in the ring with the fans, when from "out of nowhere", Hot Pockets attack them, beating them down to the mat, and then standing over top of them. Standard attack angle used as a big ole' waste of time for the guys coming up next... - F+/12 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg Right after the match we cut to a terrifically hung turquoise bed sheet with extra large “K” and “P” plastered onto it. In front of this bed sheet, Bradford Peverell, and Kashmir Smooth stand staring into a camera. Bradford looks ahead as MENACING!!! as he can be, which is a little bit, but not very much, while Kashmir starts to speak to the camera. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg The last time that we were here, I said that we would make history by becoming the very first KP Super Duo champions, and I made true on my promise. Tonight... I step in the ring with a supposed legend in this sport, although anybody who knows anything knows that he's nothing more than a guy who couldn't make it in the big leagues. Which is where I'm different, see... I'm destined for the big leagues... I'm destined for greatness, and tonight, just like when we won the titles, I continue on that path out of this hell hole, and on to bigger, and better things... Smooth then walks out of frame followed by Peverell who continues to look MENACING!!! - D/42 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SaraMarieYork.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/AshleyGrover.jpg Sara Marie York vs. Ashley Grover "Tig bitties!!!" - Joker "...can't we just enjoy a match between some fine female athletes?" - Ditts "Can't you just remove your tampon, and put away your Young and the Restless box-set." - Hustler "And the cowgirl, Ashley Grover with a thumb to the eyes there after a quick lock up between the two women." - Ditts "Shut it Ditts, you talking is ruining this possible slumber party pillow fight." - Joker "That's ridiculous... Just call the damn match." - Ditts One Possible Slumber Party Pillow Fight Later... "Ashley Grover is dazed, and confused here, no idea where she is after that super kick from York." - Ditts "Ha, Dazed And Confused... Heavy flick!" - Joker "Kinda like what you've been for the past hour, or so, huh Joker..." - Ditts "What do you mean, I've had a nap, I'm good to go..." - Joker ENERGY BURST!!! 1... 2... 3... "And Sara Marie York picks up the W! Big win for York!" - Ditts "And without a single nip slip... Just terrific." - Hustler Winner: Sara Marie York - D/46 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SteveFlash.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpg Steve Flash vs. Kashmir Smooth "Are you ready for a clinic? Cause Steve Flash is here!" - Ditts "...who the f#@k is Steve Flash?" - Joker "Seriously!?! Your a wrestling fan, and you don't know who Steve Flash is?" - Ditts "Is he like our favorite wrestler, Big Smack Scott?" - Joker "...is he anything like Big Smack Scott!?! Um... No! Jesus Christ, who am I working with here!?!" - Ditts "Well... Who is he?" - Joker "I can't take this anymore!!!" - Ditts One 16 Minute Ditts Rant On How Awesome Steve Flash Is Later... "Gotta be honest, not all that impressed with this Flash character." - Joker "He's definitely no Scott." - Hustler "Flash, and Smooth have been in a war here. what a match this has been, nothing like any sort of terrible Scott Sinclair match!" - Ditts "Blasphemy." - Hustler "Hey wait, Peverell is up on the apron here, and oh yeah! Flash knocks him off, and down to the floor. He turns into Smooth, and wait..." - Ditts FLASH BANG!!! "Steve Flash with the Flash Bang, he's gonna beat Kashmir Smooth here! Hey wait!" - Ditts http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HughdeAske.jpg "It's that crazy pirate again!" - Joker "Arrrrrgggghhhh Matey!" - Hustler "Damnit, he's on Flash now, and Smooth has just been..." - Ditts D... Q... E... D... Winner: Steve Flash - D+/53 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg The night isn't over for Flash yet, as now Hugh de Aske, and Straight Edge Smooth have join forces, and are beating down on a fallen Flash, with de Aske seemingly leading the charge. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HughdeAske.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg de Aske then picks flash up, and motions to the crowd for what looks like a Cut-Throat Driver. de Aske sets him up, but before he can land the move... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpg The F.F.C.P hit the ring!!! de Aske drops Flash, and hits the floor, getting away from The F.F.C.P, but Smooth isn't as lucky. Peverell tries to save his partner, and gets tossed out, and over the top rope. Smooth turns around, and gets meet with... FUR IS MURDER!!! Smooth is left dead center in the ring, as The F.F.C.P, and Steve Flash celebrate with each other, and the fans as the show comes to a close. - E+/32 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPYellowPunchBuggy.png D/46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Big titties... Big Smack Scott... THEY'RE FANS OF MY WORK! *squee* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 > > > April, 2010 10:08AM Undisclosed Location Honolulu, Hawaii http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TheMysteryOwner.jpg He who can not be seen is sitting in an undisclosed location which is clearly his living room puffing away on what's left of his cigar. Sitting in his exact replica of the thrown used by the Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete (if he doesn't use a thrown... Then he damn well should...), he just sits. The room itself is illuminated by the beaming Hawaiian sun, although he still seems to keep himself in darkness. It's like magic. From the left side of the room, a maid escorts two men into the room, and they sit down in the adjacent chairs. These two men... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/DavisDitterich.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FabulousFrank.jpg ...Davis Ditterich, and Fabulous Frank. Ditterich in amazement of his surooundings, and Frank clearly pissed off, they sit, and wait for the figure in front of them to begin to speak. They stay quiet for the next 37 minutes... Finally, Frank peps up. "What the hell are we doing here? And why do you keep having me kidnapped?" - Frank "How else are we suppose to meet?" - HE "Call a brother, set up a meeting, like normal people." - Frank "I don't mind being kidnapped sir, but the whole poking my bum thing... Not cool dude." - Ditts "I am so sowy, I didin meen to offen. Nex time, I weill "cawl a brotha". Why I brought you here? Gentoemen, I wish to pway a music song fo you." - HE "Music... Really... That's why you brought me here, for some f#@king music." - Frank "I have no problem listening to some music." - Ditts "Your such a f#@king kiss a$$ Ditterich, god I hate you..." - Frank "Well that's not a very nice thing to say at all, now is it..." - Ditts "Gentoemen, pwease. I've decided that this weill be the new theme music song fo Kanzen. I doen wan to pay money to deese peopoe any lownga. I pway it fo you now... It is by very famous man, Treyoryo Parkersawa" - HE SUPER AWESOME NEW KANZEN PRO THEME SONG FOR EVERY SHOW THANKS TO CHEAP OWNER!!! "...you gotta be f#@king kidding me..." - Frank MEANWHILE... IN THE NEAR, YET DISTANT FUTURE... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/Ant-Man.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/AmazingFireFly.jpg "Hey man... What do you think about R.A.I.D? For, or against?" - Ant-Man "Qué..." - Fire Fly "You know... Bug killer, razzia." - Ant-Man "¡Oh, Raid. No como, muy mal." - Fire Fly "What?" - Ant-Man "Qué..." - Fire Fly "You know, I think we'd make a great tag team... You know, pandilla. Lets do that." - Ant-Man "Ah, sí, el equipo, estoy de acuerdo." - Fire Fly "...this is gonna be just terrific." - Ant-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPSupernova.png http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SteveFlash.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HughdeAske.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Hugh de Aske & Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... The Cannonball Kid vs. Roderick Remus The Warriors Against RAID vs. Sky King & Mario da Silva The Tic vs. Oscar Ozymandias Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious vs. J-Ro & Ashley Grover - NUMBA ONE CONTENDA MATCH for the KP BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Hugh de Aske & Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... The Cannonball Kid vs. Roderick Remus The Warriors Against RAID vs. Sky King & Mario da Silva The Tic vs. Oscar Ozymandias Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious vs. J-Ro & Ashley Grover - NUMBA ONE CONTENDA MATCH for the KP BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurphy1014 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Hugh de Aske & Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... The Cannonball Kid vs. Roderick Remus The Warriors Against RAID vs. Sky King & Mario da Silva The Tic vs. Oscar Ozymandias Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious vs. J-Ro & Ashley Grover - NUMBA ONE CONTENDA MATCH for the KP BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingo Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Hugh de Aske & Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... The Cannonball Kid vs. Roderick Remus The Warriors Against RAID vs. Sky King & Mario da Silva The Tic vs. Oscar Ozymandias Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious vs. J-Ro & Ashley Grover - NUMBA ONE CONTENDA MATCH for the KP BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Hugh de Aske & Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... The Cannonball Kid vs. Roderick Remus The Warriors Against RAID vs. Sky King & Mario da Silva The Tic vs. Oscar Ozymandias Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious vs. J-Ro & Ashley Grover - NUMBA ONE CONTENDA MATCH for the KP BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Hugh de Aske & Straight Edge Smooth As Well As... The Cannonball Kid vs. Roderick Remus The Warriors Against RAID vs. Sky King & Mario da Silva The Tic vs. Oscar Ozymandias Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious vs. J-Ro & Ashley Grover - NUMBA ONE CONTENDA MATCH for the KP BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP!!! best championship evers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 So yeah, big comeback for me following a hectic Christmas break. Managed to pop the show out in less then 2 hours, and I'm quite happy with it. I'm starting to get my groove. And I have no idea why I didn't think of using that song in the previous background story post sooner... It encompasses everything about this version of Kanzen. (I say this version, because I'm not all that sure if there have been others since I've been inactive.) I do think I'll be more active now however, as I've found a good balance between all the things going on for me at the moment. If I could only get myself a lap top, this thing would have run with zero problems whatsoever, and we'd probably be into 2011 by now. Here's hoping. Predictions contest time... So... Big drop in predictors for this show, but I think I'll blame that on the holiday for which this show was originally posted. 4 people predicted, and 3 of the 4 were able to pick 3/4 respectively. And with that, 20LEgend has taken the lead!!! Congrats! And to those who've predicted for the upcoming Supernova show, thanks for your participation, and this is a notice letting people know that they can still predict, but I'm hoping to have the show up by some time maybe even tommorow to make up for all my slacking time during the holidays. Two Kanzen shows in a week... Don't get used to it. Until then... QFresh "Why ZEN When You KANZEN" Predictions Contest - 2010 Edition 20LEgend 12/15 - 3 Shows MJStark 11/15 - 2 Shows Midnightnick 10/15 - 3 Shows Beeker 8/15 - 2 Shows Waghlon 8/15 - 2 Shows Apupunchau@optonline 8/15 - 2 Shows Jingo 8/15 - 3 Shows Eidenhoek 7/15 - 3 Shows ChrisKid 7/15 - 2 Shows Boltinho 6/15 - 2 Shows Huntman 6/15 - 2 Shows Jaded 5/15 - 1 Show funkyzafara 5/15 - 2 Shows PeterHilton 5/15- 1 Show Powerful_Fox 5/15 - 1 Show Wrestling Century 4/15 - 1 Show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFresh Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPSupernova.png The DVD feature portion of Supernova opens with a shot of the ring inside of Jerry’s Basement. The 216 fans in attendance are all standing as the new super awesome KANZEN Pro theme song plays over the boom box next to a microphone at ringside. From behind the curtain leading to the Wash-A-Locker room, two giant Hawaiian men emerge carrying light streamers, and hand held smoke machines. And although you may not be able to see them at ringside, from the comfort of the dub studio, we hear the KP Broadcast Team of Davis Ditterich, Hustler D Monic, and Joker the Pimptronic Clown chime in. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/DavisDitterich.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HustlerD.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/JokerThePimp.jpg "Two shows in a week, god damn these people better appreciate this." - Hustler "What!?! It hasn't been a week... It's been a month!" - Ditts "Feels like it's only been like three days..." - Joker "NO... It hasn't... It's been a month." - Ditts "Huh... Oh, right. In character, gotcha... I mean yeah, it's been such a long time since we've seen each other that I was starting to miss you Ditts." - Hustler "...that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me Hustler." - Ditts "Don't get excited Ditts, in character, remember." - Hustler "I still don't get it. Has it been a month, or three days like it feels like." - Joker "What do you guys think of the rocking new theme song for KP! I think it's pretty catchy." - Ditts "Gay." - Joker "Definitely gay." - Hustler "What? You guys are crazy. Terrific song." - Ditts "How's about we get on with this." - Hustler http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TheCannonballKid.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/RoderickRemus.jpg The Cannonball Kid vs. Roderick Remus "The Cannonball Kid, and Roderick Remus start us off here tonight, and you can bet that The Kid is looking to get back to his winning ways." - Ditts "Why is he The Cannonball Kid when he's clearly in his thirties?" - Hustler "And The Kid starts off all over Remus here, stiff right hands, followed up by some vicious leg kicks. Listen to the snap of those kicks, good lord." - Ditts "Speaking of vicious leg kicks... Anybody got any reefer?" - Joker "And The Kid up on the top now... Flies off, and big flying cross body, he's threatening to end this one early here." - Ditts 1... 2... ...Kickout "Close, but no cigar, Remus able to just get the shoulder up."- Ditts "Ditts, wouldn't be over, Lucha rules... Two out of three falls... You know this already." - Hustler "I think I liked it better when you were just cracking wise about some other ridiculousness." - Ditts "Cracking wise Ditts... Really?" - Hustler Ten Minutes Of Cracking Wise Later... "What great action here between these two men, Remus started to make a comeback, but now it looks to be all Kid here." - Ditts "Seriously, reefer?" - Joker "Stop with that... Call the match." - Ditts "I'm trying to get into the zone." - Joker CANNONBALL DROP!!! "Remus walked right into that, and this one is over for sure." - Ditts 1... 2... 3... Winner: The Cannonball Kid - D/43 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg Following the match, The Cannonball Kid is in the ring playing to the crowd about his victory, holding his title in the air when from the entrance... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TooHot.jpg ...Too Hot come racing down to the ring. He slides in, and nails The Kid in the back, causing him to fall to the canvas. Roderick Remus, who was recovering in the ring from the Cannonball Drop, is back up, and in on the attack as well. Both men lay the boots to The Kid when also from the entrance... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ElHijoDelZonk.jpg ...like a wild man, ZONK hits the ring. Hot Pockets see him coming, and are able to duck out through the ropes. The fans in Jerry's basement cheer on ZONK as he yells jibberish to Hot Pockets whom have now made their way back towards the entrance curtain. ZONK saves The Kid from a possible beating. - E-/23 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/Ant-Man.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/AmazingFireFly.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MarioDaSilva.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SkyKing.jpg The Warriors Against RAID vs. Mario da Silva & Sky King "So not only are we getting to see the newest member of the KP roster in Amazing Fire Fly, were also getting our first look at the team of Ant-Man, and Fire Fly, The Warriors Against RAID." - Ditts "What's so wrong with Raid... Throw it on a snack cracker, delicious." - Joker "One of you reefer moments I assume..." - Ditts "Reefer moments? I had that for lunch earlier today. Protein son, PROTEIN!!!" - Joker "Fire Fly starts this one off with da Silva, and he'd better watch himself this young Fire Fly, cause if da Silva gets a hold of you, he's like a pitbull with his tenacious holds, and submission attempts." - Ditts "That's what she said." - Hustler "...you didn't." - Ditts "Oh yeah! Totally did!" - Hustler "And Fire Fly fires off a beautiful spinning heel kick that lands flush, and da Silva is dazed. Wow, what a kick." - Ditts "I actually gotta be honest, that was pretty sweet." - Hustler "Sweet... LIKE A FOX!!!" - Joker "Jokes... Nah man... Just nah." - Hustler "Nah? Really, nah?" - Joker "Nah!" - Hustler One Bowl Of Cinnamon Toast Crunch And A Turkey Sandwich Later... "Ant-Man is on fire here! Fire Fly was in a world of trouble, but since tagging in the Ant, it's been hectic in this ring." - Ditts "Look at that little rascal go." - Hustler "Sky King is back in the ring, making him the legal man, and boom!!!" - Ditts THE ANTIDOTE!!! 1... 2... 3... Winner(s): The Warriors Against RAID - E+/31 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg Right after the match we cut to a terrifically hung turquoise bed sheet with extra large “K” and “P” plastered onto it. In front of this bed sheet, Oscar Ozymandias stands staring into a camera. http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OscarOzymandias.jpg "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings... Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay... Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare... The lone and level sands stretch far away. And One Mean Panda... Do you know what these words mean? If not... Which I'm sure you don't... Look it up, cause it will save me the trouble of having to explain it to you..." Ozymandias then walks out of frame with the fans chanting "DON'T KNOW S#!T... DON'T KNOW S#!T..." - E+/33 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/TheTic.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/OscarOzymandias.jpg The Tic vs. Oscar Ozymandias "Something tells me that Mr. Ozymandias didn't have a clue what he was talking about there." - Ditts "Did you Ditts? Mr. Smart Guy? Hmm..." - Hustler "Nope, no idea. Did you?" - Ditts "Of course I did, but why waste my time trying to explain it to you. Look it up." - Hustler "And here we go again, it seems Ozymandias is more interested in posing for the crowd then he is in wrestling The Tic." - Ditts "Don't lie to yourself Ditts, you dig it." - Joker "I most certainly do not. Lets get to the match here... You want to pose, body build... You come here to wrestle." - Ditts "I'm come here cause it's the only place that would hire me." - Hustler 6 Minutes Of Posing Later... "This is so incredibly boring... Why would anyone want to subject themselves to something this ludicrous?" - Ditts "Oiled up men standing in one spot posing, and flexing their muscles... Who do you think Ditts?" - Hustler "And it looks like The Tic has seen enough, and he comes in. He turns Ozymandias around. Hey wait... Oh!" - Ditts OZ BREAKER!!! "From out of nowhere, Ozymandias hits the Oz Breaker, and The Tic is out cold." - Ditts "He was luring him in Ditts, don't you realize the intelligence that this man possesses?" - Hustler 1... 2... 3... Winner: Oscar Ozymandias - E/29 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SaraMarieYork.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/GoldenDelicious.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/JoanneRodreguez.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/AshleyGrover.jpg NUMBA ONE CONTENDA MATCH FOR KP BOOB-PUNCH DUO CHAMPIONSHIP Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious vs. J-Ro & Ashley Grover "It's KP Ladies time! The winner's of this tag match will become the number one contenders at the Boob-Punch Duo championship, and will face off against The Anti-Pats at our next show, Super Sized KANZEN in May. So this is a very important match for all involved." - Ditts "I'm just happy that we don't always have to look at dudes wearing banana hammocks. Great change of scenery if you ask me." - Hustler "These women are athletes, not eye candy, we are in for a real quality match here guys." - Ditts "TIG BITTIES!!!" - Joker "York, and J-Ro are in, and these two ladies are looking to tear each other apart." - Ditts "Tear each others clothes off no doubt." - Hustler "It's hard to get laid when your a clown, isn't it?" - Ditts Absolutely Zero Nip Slips And A Terrific Tag Match Later... Grover is in the ring after J-Ro went over the top rope, and she runs at York who's more then ready for her..." - Ditts ENERGY BURST!!! 1... 2... 3... "York with the energy burst, and she with Golden Delicious are now the number one contenders!" - Ditts "I've always wondered which part is golden, and which part is delicious." - Hustler Winner(s): Sara Marie York & Golden Delicious - D+/49 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg Instantly following the match, with York, and Delicious in the ring congratulating each other on their accomplishment, sliding into the ring... http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/EveGrunge.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/ZoeAmmis.jpg ...the champions are on the attack their new challengers, beating them both down to the mat. Both ladies grab steal chairs from ringside, and bring them into the ring, and in unison, nail each York, and Delicious before standing over top of them with the crowd boo-ing everything. - E-/17 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KanzenBanner.jpg http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/SteveFlash.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/FoxMask.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/MaskedCougar.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/vspic.pnghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/HughdeAske.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KashmirSmooth.jpghttp://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/BradfordPeverell.jpg Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan vs. Hugh de Aske & Straight Edge Smooth "Main event time here in KP, and this one is going to be insane. The emotions that are fueling the battles between all six of these men are electric, and it looks like it's going to culminate here right before our very eyes." - Ditts "Now why can't you do it like that every time... That was like verbal artistry. I'm almost proud of you." - Hustler "I can hear the sarcasm in you voice, and I don't like it..." - Ditts "Hey Ditts, isn't this the guy you have serious man love for?" - Joker "You mean the single greatest wrestler of all time, Steve Flash." - Ditts "What now? How can single greatest wrestler of all time, and Big Smack Scott not be in the same sentence... I've never even heard of this Flash character until three days... I mean until last month when he showed up." - Hustler "Which goes to show what kind of wrestling fan you two are. Just saying." - Ditts One Solid Main Event But Zero Actual Commentary Of The Match Later... "Oh oh, we've missed the whole match cause you two idiots keep talking about Scott Sinclair... Kashmir Smooth is in trouble, dazed in the ring after a..." - Ditts FLASH BANG!!! "...and now, Cougar is measuring him up, as is Fox Mask, and here it comes..." - Ditts FUR IS MURDER!!! 1... 2... 3... "And they've done it! Flash, and The F.F.C.P have won this match!" - Ditts Winner(s): Steve Flash & The Fantastic Fur Contingency Plan - D/46 http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/QFresh2/Kanzen%20Pro%20Dynasty%20Photos/KPSupernova.png D/42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Being the lowest-ranked 3-show predictor: Bewbz: Absolutely Zero Nip Slips And A Terrific Tag Match Later... ^THAT SENTENCE IS LIES THE TAG MATCH CANNOT HAVE BEEN TERRIFIC. Uh...something else. Oh, duh. Yes, I know the peom Ozymandias was referencing. Why he's referencing the dilapidated statue of King Ozymandias, I don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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