The Next Generation of Awesome: SAW!

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Simply Awesome Wrestling.

Season 2: Episode 4, Everyone has an agenda!

Saturday, week 1, October 2010.

The Piper Casino. Las Vegas, Nevada.

Att, 33 (+9).

 

 

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The show opens just like every Simply Awesome Wrestling event with Buttercup in the ring,

 

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Buttercup "Welcome to Pipers Casino, Nevada and this is Simply Awesome Wrestling. Tonight everyone has an agenda .. Some want title shots, some want Ruby Red Shoes and yet others just want a fight!"

 

"... Previously on Simply Awesome Wrestling ...

 

... The Rock City stars fell foul to the underhand tactics of 'Wicked Queen' Sprite ...

 

... Amoungst others Dermot O'Logical and Nathaniel Ca$ino arrived in SAW in search of a Title shot ...

 

... DeCipher and Geena beat Donna Puro and SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Champ El Hijo Del Zonk ..."

 

D (47)

 

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Out to the ring strolled Geena the Warrior Princess and she looks serious "I am not disrespectful or dis-honest .. I've also been called a bully .. Did i make a mistake siding with DeCipher? Maybe. Do i regret what that i injured Donn Puro? No. You see the Puro family are showing me and my family no respect, i am the current 'Amazon Warrior Princess Prime' .. The top Warrior of all the Amazon sisters ..."

 

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She is then interrupted by Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro "So we've shown you no respect? Everyone here in Simply Awesome Wrestling is top of what they do Mario da Silva one of the top Submission specialists in Brazil, The Rock City stars, top rockers. So what exactly do you want Geena? The SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title belt handed to you? Perhaps on a silver plate!?"

 

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Nathaniel Ca$ino "Whooooaaa there nelly ... Please when you mention the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title can you mention that i am odds on to win that belt .. And you know what else you can stick your money on!? These two girls are not fighting over respect or honor no, no, no SAW fans they are figting over .. Me. The biggest pull in Nevada .. Well ladies why not pay for your chips or roll your die take a chance at the biggest Gamble in this great city ..."

 

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Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro stands up on the announce desk and he has an house mic "Nathaniel Ca$ino you do not talk to my daughter like that .. Kanojo wa watashi no chīsana ōjo .. el fruto de mi lomo .. Erm ... What the hell is he doing!?"

 

For a second you couldn't tell what Kayin was referring to until the camera pointed at and a light illuminated Dermot O'Logical wearing overalls and a paper mask covering his mouth and nose and he is disinfecting a pathway to the ring he finally looks satisfied and notices that everyone is staring at him he shrugs at them and sort of signals that they are all walking in filth ...

 

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Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro "Ooooaaakayy! Well, i guess this wackjob is finished .. Erm .. Watashi-tachi wa shiai no hon o suru koto ga dekimasu .. i Infact puede ver dos partidos aquí .. My daughter Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro will face in just a few moments ... Geena Warrior Princess and tonight in the main event Nathaniel Ca$ino you can .. (he smiles at his self has it seems he just had a idea) .. You can have that filthy mouth of yours cleaned out against .. Dermot O'Logical!"

 

E+ (30)

 

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Match 1.

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

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An open match with Donna gaining a measure of revenge and hitting the Tornado DDT before rolling up Geena quickly and getting the 3 count.

 

Winner: Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro.

 

E- (21)

 

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Match 2.

The Wizard of Ottowa, 'Wicked Queen' Sprite + Carnival Queen Kendra vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna, Rockin' Ryan Turner + 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan).

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The Wizard and Sprite looked shocked and annoyed to see Carnival Queen Kendra come out has their tag team partner and they was even more annoyed when Sprite looked to have the match won rolling up Stan Manna and holding his tights with one hand and the Wizards hand through the ropes with the other all for leverage and Kendra just wouldn't let her partners cheat for the win and she kicked the Wizards hand away which allowed Stan to reverse the pin and roll up Sprite for the 3 count.

 

Winners: The Rock City Stars.

 

F+ (12)

 

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Carnival Queen Kendra "I am here foooorr Fuuuuuuuuun!!!! But lets be serious for one moment (she does her serious face impression) .. Newsflash the Wicked Queen tries to cheat yet again .. But Kendra saves the day .. And Sprite!? Why dont we stop these little games and you face me inside the Simply Awesome Wrestling battlefield .. And why dont you put those Ruby Red Wrestling slippers on the line?"

 

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Sprite just shakes her head and her and The Wizard of Ottowa leave the ring shaking there heads and refusing to answer Kendras challenge,

 

Carnival Queen Kendra "Well Sprite i will follow you around i will stop you stealing from stores i will check your tax returns for 'creative errors' i will stop you hanging onto the tights .. Until you face me form those Ruby Red Slippers .. Aaaand remember folks have some fuuuuuuuuuunn!!!"

 

D (42)

 

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Match 3.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino

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Dermot came out in his normal ring attire and thankfully not his cleaning overalls he did bring a cloth with him to wipe the ropes before he would fight .. He also made the ref wipe his hands before allowing him to check for concealed weapons and also wanted Nathaniel Ca$ino to wash his hands but he refused even going has far as to rub his hat over Dermots face causing him to have some sort of panic attack giving Ca$ino an early advantage in the match. It was Nathaniel Ca$ino who picked up the win in this open contest after hitting the Snake Eyes he hit the Double or Nothing (Stun Gun into an immediate DDT).

 

Winner: Nathaniel Ca$ino.

 

E (26)

 

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DeCipher stops any celebration from being watched by arriving behind the announce desk and he sent Remmington and Buttercup flying (oooops!) and he proceeded to destroy Kayin Puro putting him through the announce table with the Code Breaker (Falcon Arrow) before dragging his prone body into the ring ..

 

D- (36)

 

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Main Event.

DeCipher vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

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It is unclear wether this will be classed as an official match or not as there was no agreeing to the match from Puro and he was out before the match started, DeCipher even had to force the ring announcer to announce them, the time keeper to ring the bell and the ref to make the count after DeCipher once again hit the Code Breaker but he pulled Puros shoulders up at 2 first before again hitting the Code Braker (3rd time tonight) and then the ref counted the 3.

 

Winner: DeCipher.

 

E (25)

 

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Overall Show Rating;

 

E (26)

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Inside the notebook of Donna Puro: 'The strange ramblings of an unusual mind'

 

The match of Nathaniel Ca$ino against Dermot O'Logical made for a better grade than Kayin Puro's latest installment against DeCipher. So maybe we have a replacement for dad afterall!?

 

I was off my game tonight, nothing i did seemed to look good when i watched back not too sure why really i just need to get in the zone better before each event. This will all come with time juggling coming up with ideas with Wrestling training, actually wrestling matches and everything else i end up doing .. So dad says!

 

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SAW.com Prediction contest;

 

Season 2, Round Four results;

 

Yuu Onuki, - 4/4

BHK1978, - 3/4 +1 Bonus!

Zergon, - 2/4

Boltinho, - 2/4 +1 Bonus!

michgcs, - 2/4

 

Total Scores;

 

Yuu Onuki, - 14/15

BHK1978, - 13/15

Zergon, - 11/15

michgcs, - 10/15

Boltinho, - 10/15

20LEgend, - 6/11

Rathen4, - 3/3

 

Who wore the mask and overall!? It was soo obviously Dermot O'Logical to clean the aisle he didn't want to get dirty coming out to the ring obviously! Well done BHK and Boltinho for guessing this have a bonus point, and well done Yuu yet another 100% you really are somehow looking into Donna Puro's mind you must also live your 'Life in Fiction'

 

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SAW: Season 2 presents Episode 5, Where in the World is Kayin Puro ...

 

Please help us, he really is M.I.A!

 

The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Ben Scarecrow + 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Geena the Warrior Princess vs 'Tin Man' Jebediah

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

Carnival Queen Kendra vs El Hijo Del Zonk

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red

[BHK1978]

The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Ben Scarecrow + 'Lioness' Roz Larren

 

Geena the Warrior Princess vs 'Tin Man' Jebediah

 

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

Carnival Queen Kendra vs El Hijo Del Zonk

 

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red

[Zergon]

The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Ben Scarecrow + 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Sprite is the top guy...err girl in this one.

 

Geena the Warrior Princess vs 'Tin Man' Jebediah

Little bit of a coin flip so I go with 'Tin Man'

 

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

Carnival Queen Kendra vs El Hijo Del Zonk

No way Kendra gets the title here, not after than horrible main event match with New York Red.

 

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red

Both guys won their last matces but I value Ca$ino´s win over O´Logical lot higher than Red´s win over Kendra in that mighty F rated match.

[michgcs]

The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Ben Scarecrow + 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Geena the Warrior Princess vs 'Tin Man' Jebediah

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

Carnival Queen Kendra vs El Hijo Del Zonk

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red

[Yuu Onuki]

The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Ben Scarecrow + 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Season 1 returns! But this is season 2.

Geena the Warrior Princess vs 'Tin Man' Jebediah

Relevance always wins, unless it doesn't.

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

Carnival Queen Kendra vs El Hijo Del Zonk

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red

Fancy name squigglys equal victory.

[Boltinho]

The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Ben Scarecrow + 'Lioness' Roz Larren

 

Geena the Warrior Princess vs 'Tin Man' Jebediah

She's got to win soon!

 

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

Carnival Queen Kendra vs El Hijo Del Zonk

Zonk tends to do well

 

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red

Id put money on it

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Simply Awesome Wrestling.

Season 2: Episode 5, Where in the World is Kayin Puro ...

Saturday, week 3, October 2010.

The Piper Casino. Las Vegas, Nevada.

Att, 24 (-9).

 

 

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The show opens with Buttercup in the ring as always but before she can welcome anyone to the show or let us know what happened previously on SAW ..

 

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.. Donna Puro comes out to the ring "Previously .. Yadda yadda yadda ..

 

Last week my father was assaulted by DeCipher and we do not know where he is .. He was sent to the hospital i couldn't go with him because i had to tie up some loose ends here and ..... Hes gone, he never made it to the local hospital .. Where in the World is Kayin Puro!? ... Well if my father isn't here then DeCipher will not wrestle .. Nor me i'm off to continue looking!"

 

E+ (35)

 

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Match 1.

Ben Scarecrow + 'Lioness' Roz Larren vs The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Wicked Queen' Sprite

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Ben and Roz put up a good fight but the usual OTT underhand tactics of Sprite and The Wizard prove too much and Sprite pins Roz Larren.

 

Winners: The Wizard of Ottowa + Sprite.

 

F+ (17)

 

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The few members of the audience gather around a screen to watch 'Live grainy video Footage' of Carnival Queen Kendra seemingly breaking in to an office and stealing a match contract ... I wonder what she will use that for!?

 

D (42)

 

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Match 2.

Geena the Warrior Princess vs 'Tin Man' Jebediah

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Jebediah proves just too strong for Geena she gets in some good offence but the Tin Man picks up the win.

 

Winner: Jebediah.

 

E- (19)

 

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Donna Puro comes charging back out to the ring once again and she is looking angry!

 

Donna Puro "Geena where is my father? Did you have something to do with this?"

 

She grabs Geena but Jebediah steps back in the ring and seperates the two women telling Geena to go whilst he calms his friend Donna down.

 

E+ (33)

 

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Respect, handshakes and a double dose of honour sees Carnival Queen Kendra comes out to the ring and she is joined seconds later by El Hijo Del Zonk,

 

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El Hijo Del Zonk "Miss Kendra .. I thought like me you wanted honour here in Simply Awesome Wrestling .. to rid this company of the cheating ways that go where the likes of the Wicked Queen Sprite go .. But i saw that video footage Miss Kendra and you stole something!"

 

Carnival Queen Kendra "That wasn't me .. I was set up i'm sure it was Sprite or the Wizard they must of hired a lookalike .. Look El Hijo i have a great deal of respect for you inside and outside this ring .. I believe in you, you are a Lucha Libre Warrior and i want to shake your hand .."

 

El Hijo Del Zonk appears to think things over then shakes her hand ..

 

El Hijo Del Zonk "Miss Kendra why dont we give these wonderful Simply Awesome Wrestling fans the dream match that they deserve a battle of two honour .. Me versus you for this .. The SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Championship!?"

 

Carnival Queen Kendra "Wow El Hijo ... Yeah lets do this!"

 

E (26)

 

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Match 3.

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

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Carnival Queen Kendra vs El Hijo Del Zonk

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Both competitors show each other respect and the match could go either way but it was Zonk that got the win hitting the Zonk Bomb.

 

Winner and Still SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Champion: El Hijo Del Zonk.

 

E (24)

 

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Main Event.

Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red

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An open match that sees New York Red surprise the gambling man going against the odds if you like and hitting the Brooklyn Bridge (German Suplex) for the 3 count.

 

Winner: New York Red.

 

E- (20)

 

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The SAW-Tron comes back on and we see shaky footage of Kayin Puro on a stretcher being loaded not into an Ambulance but into a waiting red van ...

 

D- (40)

 

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Overall Show Rating;

 

E- (21)

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SAW.com Prediction contest;

 

Season 2, Round 5;

 

BHK1978, - 3/4

Zergon, - 3/4

Boltinho, - 2/4

michgcs, - 2/4

Yuu Onuki, - 2/4

 

Total Scores;

 

Yuu Onuki, - 16/19

BHK1978, - 16/19

Zergon, - 14/19

michgcs, - 12/19

Boltinho, - 12/19

20LEgend, - 6/11

Rathen4, - 3/3

 

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SAW: Season 2 presents Episode 6, Red Van Man!

Who is the driver!?

Capitao Brasil Jr vs Ben Scarecrow

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

Dernot O'Logical vs New York Red

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

 

After no bonus questions last .. This week two come along. Who was driving the Red Van? and who owns the Red Van?

 

(Has always it is someone on the roster).

[Yuu Onuki]

Capitao Brasil Jr vs Ben Scarecrow

Capitao is not now nor has he ever been a crow.

 

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

I feel better about this one. Donna needs information, there is only one way to get it: Underdog Victory of Unkept Secrets!

 

Dernot O'Logical vs New York Red

So he beats cool guys in hats? Cucumbers should not be a problem.

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

Wha? What?? But... wh..? Silly wizards always forget their place sooner or later. Wizards work for Queens. Except in Wisconsin.

 

I am not driving the van so that only means one person is left: Decipher is driving us all to .... New York ... Red.

[Zergon]

Capitao Brasil Jr vs Ben Scarecrow

Ben doesn´t win.

 

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

Geena needs to pick a win for a change.

 

Dernot O'Logical vs New York Red

Red got a surprise win in last show, but I still go against him here.

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

Wizard lost any faith I had on him when he lost to Ben in last tour so no way I go with him here.

 

After no bonus questions last .. This week two come along. Who was driving the Red Van? and who owns the Red Van?

 

(Has always it is someone on the roster).

Red van? Well there is red there so I just have to go with New York Red, right? DeCipher can be the other answer simply because he feuds with Puro. No idea which one is the owner but lets say that DeCipher drived it (simply because I like the idea of him driving a car with his mask still on) so Red is the owner.

[michgcs]

Capitao Brasil Jr vs Ben Scarecrow

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

Dernot O'Logical vs New York Red

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

 

After no bonus questions last .. This week two come along. Who was driving the Red Van? and who owns the Red Van?

 

I'm guessing Jebediah and the Wicked Queen... just because I want it to be

[20LEgend]

Capitao Brasil Jr vs Ben Scarecrow

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

Dernot O'Logical vs New York Red

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

 

Bonus: DeCipher used NY Red's van

[Boltinho]

Capitao Brasil Jr vs Ben Scarecrow

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

Please can Geen a have win?

 

Dernot O'Logical vs New York Red

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

 

After no bonus questions last .. This week two come along. Who was driving the Red Van? and who owns the Red Van?

 

hmmm I think Im trying to outthink this. Its got to be New York Red

[BHK1978]

Capitao Brasil Jr vs Ben Scarecrow

 

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

 

Dernot O'Logical vs New York Red'

 

Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

 

After no bonus questions last .. This week two come along. Who was driving the Red Van? and who owns the Red Van?

 

New York red is the owner, the driver is Ben Scarecrow

[Jingo]

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Simply Awesome Wrestling.

Season 2: Episode 6: Red Van Man!

Saturday, week 2, November 2010.

The Piper Casino. Las Vegas, Nevada.

Att, 25 (+1).

 

 

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Buttercup opened up the show as usual, "Welcome one and all to The Piper Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada and this is Simply Awesome Wrestling .. Previously on this show .."

 

".. Kayin Puro is missing, last seen being loaded into a red van ..

.. New York Red beat Nathaniel Ca$ino ..

 

.. El Hijo Del Zonk reatained the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Championship ..

 

.. DeCipher was suspended from SAW!"

 

D (43)

 

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Match 1.

Capitao Brasil vs Ben Scarecrow

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Capitao Brasil came out as always dressed heat to toe in the colours of Brazil and he put on a good show hitting some high risk offence but Ben Scarecrow got the win.

 

Winner: Ben Scarecrow.

 

F+ (15)

 

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Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro comes out to the ring and she does not look happy once again .. And she has a mic "Geena Warrior Princess .. Last show my good friend Jebediah saved you from suffering at my hands he managed to calm me down .. But my father is still missing in action and i believe you know something .."

 

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Out comes Geena the Warrior Princess "Donna, Donna what makes you think i would do such a thing!? .. You really have got me all wrong haven't you? I am a Warrior of the Amazons a Princess i comes from honor and respect .. It's you who have disrespected me from day one of me arriving here .. Well no more i'll bite .. Eventually if you call someone trash enough they will become what you call them and well .. I will fight you in this SAW ring right now!!!"

 

E (29)

 

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Match 2.

Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

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An open and even match and the fourth time that these two have been in the ring together and Donna takes a 3-1 lead in victories after rolling up Geena following a Tornado DDT with her showing more aggression than she normaly does.

 

Winner: Donna Puro.

 

E- (21)

 

 

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Match 3.

Dermot O'Logical vs New York Red

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Dermot O'Logical as always arrives armed with wet wipes and cleans the ropes, his hands and tries to clean the New Yorkers hands but NYR is not ammused but it is Dermot who picks up the win after hitting the Deep Clean.

 

Winner: Dermot O'Logical.

 

F+ (17)

 

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Main Event.

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs The Wizard of Ottowa

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The two fighters seemed reluctant and took ages before locking up, the Wizard bettered Sprite in a test of strength and looked set to win before his looong two count was reversed and Sprite had an handfull of the Wizards tights and held the bottom rope for leverage.

 

Winner: Sprite.

 

F+ (16)

 

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The Wicked Queen Sprite collects a mic from the announce desk "Mirror, mirror on the wall its funny how i win when Kendras not here .. Where oh where is Kayin Puro!? The strangest of the Strange, the oddest of the odd .."

 

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The Wizard of Ottowa gets right in Sprites face .. "Again you use leverage, again you 'cheat' .. What have you got to say!?"

 

Sprite ".. Well hands up .. To beat you i had to cheat, your clearly stronger than me, your more skilled at matt wrestling than me and any move i hit your damn sure to kick out .."

 

With that the Wizard nods and Sprite holds out her hand ..

 

The Wizard of Ottowa "What the hell do you think your doing!? Theres no way i'm shaking your hand .. After everything me and you have been through Sprite you offer your hand .. Me and you dont shake hands ... We hug! (At that the two hug to boos from the SAW fans. Wizrad then turns his attention towards the stage).. You know something Donna? If i were you rather than blaming Geena Warrior Princess for all your problems i'd be finding out who here in SAW drives a red van .."

 

Sprite "Wait!? Wizard dont you drive a van?"

 

The Wizard of Ottowa "Yeah but mines a red one!"

 

Sprite "... But wasn't it a red one that kidnapped Kayin Puro?"

 

The Wizard of Ottowa "Was it!? Well it could of been me then... No wait i borrowed mine someone last month .."

 

Some all to familliar music hits and out comes ...

 

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Eagle eyed SAW fans may have spotted the Scarecrow mask in this guys hand.

 

??? "Well i wonder who you lent out your van too!? Maybe it was someone who needed it to hold all their crap in like a idiotic mask like ... Like this one!? (He holds up the Ben Scarecrow mask) my name is Ben and i am not a Scarecrow i am a fitness instructor .. And Donna consider yourself turned on i need not and will not give a reason!!"

 

E (24)

 

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At that 'Fitness' Ben turns to leave but suddenly out runs Donna Puro and she gets right in the face of Ben shouts along the lines of you are supposed to be my friend etc. are shouted by Donna but Ben just smirks and The Wizard of Ottowa and Sprite along with the arrivals of Dale Kenney, Bobbie Dylan and Stan 'The Man' Manna prevent Donna from fighting with Ben ..

 

E (27)

 

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Overall Show Rating;

 

F+ (15)

[20LEgend]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Ben Williams is being used in a great way, brilliant show and Dermott O'Logical is great! I laughed at "but mines a red one" and then Ben Williams was just great... I said it again he was that good!

[Yuu Onuki]

SAW does very funny things to my brain, repeatedly and in one episode.

[Jingo]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Ben Williams is being used in a great way, brilliant show and Dermott O'Logical is great! I laughed at "but mines a red one" and then Ben Williams was just great... I said it again he was that good!

 

SAW does very funny things to my brain, repeatedly and in one episode.

 

Thanks guys, glad your liking things done the SAW way ..

 

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Inside the notebook of Donna Puro: 'The strange ramblings of an unusual mind'

 

Yet another poor main event sees us without growth, i'm doing a good job just lately of picking the weakest match for the main event/co-main ... Not good, and with this season fast running out it looks like we wont be finding a replacement for father amoungst this lot.

 

Dermot O'Logical and New York Red don't seem to click, and it made for an awkward bout. <That doesn't help.

 

Geena is developing better performance skills and The Wizard of Ottowa is improving his Charisma, i should really give Wizard the mic more often he does good things with it.

 

SAW.com Prediction contest;

 

Season 2, Round 6;

michgcs, - 4/4

20LEgend, - 3/4

BHK1978, - 2/4 +1 Bonus point!

Zergon, - 2/4

Yuu Onuki, - 2/4

Boltinho, - 1/4

 

Total Scores;

 

BHK1978, - 19/23

Yuu Onuki, - 18/23

Zergon, - 16/23

michgcs, - 16/23

Boltinho, - 13/23

20LEgend, - 9/15

Rathen4, - 3/3

 

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SAW: Season 2 presents Episode 7: Beware the Puro's!

 

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

The return of .. DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan + Stan 'The Man' Manna

'Fitness' Ben + Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

[BHK1978]

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

 

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

The return of .. DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan + Stan 'The Man' Manna

 

The Queen and Ottawa are clearly the top heels in this company.

 

'Fitness' Ben + Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

 

Ben and Geena might win this because of the changes that have happened to them. However, it is Kayin we are talking about.

[20LEgend]

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

The return of .. DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan + Stan 'The Man' Manna

'Fitness' Ben + Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

[Zergon]

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

Kendra has a storyline going, da Silva doesn´t.

 

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

The return of .. DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

Zonk will retain this time though DeCipher could well get the Shiny title at some point.

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan + Stan 'The Man' Manna

Little bit of a coin flip, I go with Sprite and Wizard simply because they have more going on right now.

 

'Fitness' Ben + Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

Little hard to see either Ben or Geena to go over Kayin here though I admit that it´s possible considering the storyline.

[michgcs]

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

The return of .. DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan + Stan 'The Man' Manna

'Fitness' Ben + Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

 

Almost didn't realize I hadn't picked yet

[Boltinho]

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

 

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

The return of .. DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

 

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan + Stan 'The Man' Manna

 

 

'Fitness' Ben + Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

I pick Geena every week and she never wins but Fitness Ben needs the love

[Yuu Onuki]

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

I assume the Queen rule is still in effect.

 

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

The return of .. DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

With so much evil running about. It's time for some goodness.

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan + Stan 'The Man' Manna

Sprite and Ottowa has this whole Muskrat Love thing happening. I can feel it, and love conquers all.

 

'Fitness' Ben + Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

It's just an evil kind of day.