The Next Generation of Awesome: SAW!

[Jingo]

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Simply Awesome Wrestling.

Season 2: Episode 7: Beware Puro's!

Saturday, week 3, November 2010.

The Piper Casino. Las Vegas, Nevada.

Att, 20 (-5).

 

 

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Buttercup kicks off the latest SAW show with her previously on Simply Awesome Wrestling reminder ..

 

.. "Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro was kidnapped ..

 

.. Carnival Queen Kendra challenged Sprite to a match for the Ruby Red shoes ..

 

.. Stan 'The Man' Manna and 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan amoungst others seperated Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro and 'Fitness' Ben ..

 

.. Dermot O'Logical, New York Red and Nathanial Ca$ino can not get ahead of each other and hold a win each in their round robin series ..

 

D (42)

 

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Match 1.

Mario da Silva vs Carnival Queen Kendra

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An even match that Kendra managed to pick up the win hitting the Spin the Bottle (headscissors).

 

Winner: Carnival Queen Kendra.

 

E- (20)

 

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Carnival Queen Kendra collects a mic from ringside "So your busy again tonight are you Sprite!? Once again you've dodged me anyone would think your scared to step in the SAW battlefield with the best Queen in SAW ... I'll tell you what as well has you putting your Ruby Reds on the line i'll put something on the line .. How about if you win i'll hand over my tiara and you can be the one true Queen of the ring!!!"

 

D (45)

 

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'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan and Stan 'The Man' Manna walk out on to the stage, they both high five Carnival Queen Kendra on their way past her.

 

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Stan 'The Man' Manna "'Wicked Queen' Sprite .. The Wizard of Ottowa you guys have overstepped your mark and we two rockers (they both do abit of air guitar at this and we even get waynes world style sound effects for good measure) .. Will show you what its like to not be weak cheaty no good schemers ... We will fight you .. And we will beat you .. And dont think you've gotten off lightly for what you've done 'Fitness' Ben oh no we'll leave you to Kayin .."

 

Bobbie Dylan ".. And Ben!? Beware the Puros!!"

 

D- (38)

 

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Match 2.

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

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DeCipher vs El Hijo Del Zonk

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DeCipher uses a power game and outstrengths El Hijo at every opportunity but in this open match Zonks heart trumps DeCiphers strength and Zonk hits a El HIjo-Sault (Springboard Moonsault) and 3 seconds later he is the winner.

 

Winner: El Hijo Del Zonk.

 

E- (20)

 

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Match 3.

'Wicked Queen' Sprite + The Wizard of Ottowa vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + 'The Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan)

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The cheap tainted tactics of Sprite and the Wizard come good this show with Sprite rolling up Bobbie Dylan with an handfull of tights and getting the 3 count.

 

Winners: Sprite and Wizard of Ottowa.

 

F+ (13)

 

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The SAW-Tron lights up and an hype video plays, at the season ender Episode 8 there will be a 4 way Ladder Match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title featuring Dermot O'Logical, New York Red, Nathanial Ca$ino and El Hijo Del Zonk!!!!

 

D- (38)

 

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Main Event.

'Fitness' Ben and Geena the Warrior Princess vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro + Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

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The Puros should have won this and they will be very unhappy that Donnas Tornado DDT didn't finish off Geena, (with Ben looking out cold outside the ring after Kayin sent him crashing into the ring steps) and when Sprite and The Wizard of Ottowa came out things turned into Geenas favour and even when Carnival Queen Kendra came out to brawl with Sprite it was Geena that hit the Amazon Plunge on Donna.

 

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Winners: 'Fitness' Ben and Geena the Warrior Princess.

 

E- (20)

 

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Overall show rating;

E- (20)

[Jingo]

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Inside the notebook of Donna Puro: 'The strange ramblings of an unusual mind'

 

DeCipher and El Hijo Del Zonk just don't click at all, and it showed in their performances. Another bad Chemistry note thats all we've had so far ...

 

The main event was much improved from our last few shows and i'd love to be egotistical and say it was me but ... Well it was clearly dad again! Do i just give up on this search for a new main eventer to replace him or can i persuade him to go forever!?

 

The final show of the season is almost upon us and the fourway we've built towards all season is shaping up well Nathaniel Ca$ino vs Dermot O'Logical vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk and it will be our first gimmick match, we're letting the guys go crazy with a Ladder.

 

Now 'Fitness' Ben, Ben actually came to us with the idea for a new Fitness Instructer character and i have to say after talking to Ben for awhile he seemingly has almost as many crazy character ideas has me ... Will we see more of them!? Wait and see ..

 

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SAW.com Prediction contest;

 

Season 2, Round 7;

Boltinho, - 4/4

Yuu Onuki, - 4/4

michgcs, - 3/4

20LEgend, - 3/4

Zergon, - 3/4

BHK1978, - 2/4

 

Total Scores;

 

Yuu Onuki, - 22/27

BHK1978, - 21/27

Zergon, - 19/27

michgcs, - 19/27

Boltinho, - 17/27

20LEgend, - 12/19

Rathen4, - 3/3

 

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SAW: Season 2 presents Episode 8: Ladder to Success!

Ladder match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

4 Way Ladder match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk

??? vs Winner of SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title Ladder match.

 

And of course the final bonus question of the season just has to be Who is the Mystery person who has got themselves an immediate shot at the Ladder match winner?

(There must be a clue around somewhere right!?)

[Boltinho]

Ladder match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

Kendra is ace

 

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

there is a reason...

 

4 Way Ladder match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk

Zonk keeps it tight here...

 

Fitness Ben vs Winner of SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title Ladder match

...but loses to Fitness Ben straight away

[Zergon]

Ladder match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

Could go either way but I give this one to Sprite

 

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

I just can´t take Ben seriously no matter what gimmick he uses.

 

4 Way Ladder match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk

There could well be a title change here but next match is more likely place to see a new champion so Zonk retains here.

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Winner of SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title Ladder match.

Yes I said that this is more likely for a change to happen but I don´t see Sprite (assuming that I´m actually right about the opponent) getting the title over Zonk. Why Sprite? Well only hint that I could think was that Kendra look-a-like (or Kendra herself) stealing a contract which means that it´s likely either Sprite or Kendra and with Zonk here Sprite makes more sense.

[BHK1978]

Ladder match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

 

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

 

4 Way Ladder match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs El Hijo Del Zonk

[20LEgend]

Ladder match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

4 Way Ladder match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk

??? vs Winner of SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title Ladder match.

Fitness Ben

And of course the final bonus question of the season just has to be Who is the Mystery person who has got themselves an immediate shot at the Ladder match winner?

(There must be a clue around somewhere right!?)

[Yuu Onuki]

Ladder match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

I love a Carnival. I really do. But I love being wicked so much more.

 

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

Revenge is dishy.

 

4 Way Ladder match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Winner of SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title Ladder match.

 

I am not sure how she did it, but a Queen is always smarter than me.

1. She put the Ruby Reds up above the ladder in exchange for the contract that Kendra actually did steal. Of the lies! She is so wickedly though awesome that she keeps the Ruby Reds and wins the Bling thus tying her whole outfit together.

2. Roz was the imposter and doing the bidding of the Wicked. Poor Dorthy, life is cheap and so are her friends.

[michgcs]

Ladder match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

4 Way Ladder match for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title.

Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs New York Red vs El Hijo Del Zonk

 

??? vs Winner of SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title Ladder match.

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs El Hijo Del Zonk

 

 

And of course the final bonus question of the season just has to be Who is the Mystery person who has got themselves an immediate shot at the Ladder match winner?

(There must be a clue around somewhere right!?)

[Jingo]

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Simply Awesome Wrestling.

Season 2: Episode 8: Ladder to Success!

Saturday, week 4, November 2010.

The Piper Casino. Las Vegas, Nevada.

Att, 27 (+7).

 

 

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The show opens as always with Buttercup in the ring "Hello and welcome to the Piper Casino Las Vegas, Nevada and this is Simply Awesome Wrestling .."

 

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Wicked Queen Sprite spoils Buttercups segment and out she comes,

Sprite "Previously, yadda, yadda, yadda ... Buttercup your like a broken record .. Please its the last show of the season why don't you give it a rest .. We've all been watching, we know whats been happening .."

 

Coloured paper drops from the ceiling and out comes .. Carnival Queen Kendra,

 

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Carnival Queen Kendra "So Sprite you've had enough of Buttercups fun little reminders hey!? Well how about i remind you of something .. You still haven't faced me i a match and it seems we have Ladders all around ready for tonights main event why don't me and you make use of em? Your Ruby Reds versus my Tiara?"

 

Sprite "Look Kendra i dont want it to be said i'm ducking you its just ... Your not even worth me bovering .."

 

Carnival Queen Kendra "Not worth you bovering hey!? How about everytime your in that ring i'll come out and prove i'm worth bovering about!?" With that she slowly makes her way towards the ring,

 

Sprite "Whooo, wait Kendra .. Just hold it a sec .. Let me think .. Ok i've got one for you Ladder match hey .. How about i'll give you your match but you can stop stalking me and never interfear in my matches again?"

 

Carnival Queen Kendra "For Ruby Reds vs My Tiara .. You've got a deal"

 

Sprite takes off her Ruby Reds and hands them to the ref (so he can get them hoisted up) and dives off the ring apron and onto Kendra taking the Carnival Queen by surprise ..

 

E (28)

 

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Match 1.

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Carnival Queen Kendra

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Sprite is all up for the fight throwing everything at Kendra, until she is hit by the Ladder that is. She is whipped into the Ladder in the corner of the ring before rolling out and shaking it off she gets back on her feet stares at Kendra who is setting the Ladder up in the center of the ring before shaking her head and heading to the back not wanting any more of the Ladder match, leaving Carnival Queen Kendra with the easy task of climbing the Ladder.

 

Winner: Carnival Queen Kendra.

 

F+ (17)

 

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Match 2.

'Fitness' Ben vs Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro

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A couple of minutes of Ben doing star jumps and refusing to enter the ring because 'hes warming up' until he is introduced into the ring the hard way with Kayin slingshotting him over the rops has he jawjacked with the fans on the apron. Kayin Puro then spent a few minutes beating the snot out of Ben who got in only a small amount of offence.

 

Winner: Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro.

 

E (24)

 

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Out to the ring bursts the monster of code, DeCipher and he attacks and beats down Kayin Puro much to the amusement of Fitness Ben. Kayin Puro leaves SAWs Season 2 on a stretcher thanks to DeCipher.

 

D- (38)

 

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Match 3.

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title Ladder match.

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New York Red vs Dermot O'Logical vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs El Hijo Del Zonk

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Of course we all know Ladders can get pretty dirty so we do understand why Dermot O'Logical spent the few minutes of Ca$ino and Zonk coming to the ring cleaning the Ladders, he offered wet wipes all round but the other three turned down his offers. All four men got in an even amount of offence in this open match with them all hitting their Finishers in a row but El Hijo Del Zonk rose first and climbed the ladder to retain his Championship.

 

Winner and still SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Champion: El Hijo Del Zonk.

 

E (26)

 

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Out comes the 'Wicked Queen' Sprite and she is armed with a document of some kind which she hands to the referee and he looks it over whilst the competitors are leaving one by one and Sprite picks up a mic,

 

Sprite "Well previously on Simply Awesome Wrestling someone dressed up as Carnival Queen Kendra stole a contract for a match .. That match is a SAW Big Bling and Shiny Title match .. And that contract is right there in referee Dale Kenneys hand .. Guess i'll spell it out for those of you that are a little slow .. Your New SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Champion is about to be ... 'Wicked Queen' Sprite!!!"

 

E+ (32)

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Main Event.

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match.

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'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs El Hijo Del Zonk

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The match is a short one with Zonk having to find a second wind after the gruelling Ladder match hes just come through. Zonk fights back almost getting Sprite in the Zonk Bomb but he is just too fatigued and she counters into a facebuster and using the ropes for leverage she pins Zonk to win the Title.

 

Winner and New Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Champion: Sprite!

 

E (24)

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Overall show rating;

 

E (25)

[Jingo]

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Another season is over and this time we leave with more questions than answers ...

 

Who exactly was dressed as Carnival Queen Kendra and stole the contract for Sprite?

 

Why did Sprite give up the Ruby Reds for the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title?

 

What will become of Kayin 'Sranger than Fiction' Puro?

 

And if Kendra cant step in the ring wive Sprite does this mean Sprite will never get the Ruby Reds back?

 

Find out all this or possibly none of this next Season on Simply Awesome Wrestling!

 

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SAW.com Prediction contest;

 

Season 2, Final Round;

 

Yuu Onuki, - 3/4 +1 Bonus!

michgcs, - 2/4 +1 Bonus!

Zergon, - 2/4 +1 Bonus!

BHK1978, - 2/4 +1 Bonus!

Boltinho, - 2/4

20LEgend, - 1/4

 

Total Scores;

 

Yuu Onuki, - 26/31

BHK1978, - 24/31

Zergon, - 22/31

michgcs, - 22/31

Boltinho, - 19/31

20LEgend, - 13/23

Rathen4, - 3/3

 

And the winner is ... Yuu Onuki!

Congratulasions you have succesfully gotten inside the Strange mind of the Puro family!

 

The Prize;

 

Who shall i sign for season 3?

 

You can throw out a few names (gives Donna some options and she loves her options ...Especially Cracking Hazelnut).

[Yuu Onuki]

And the winner is ... Yuu Onuki!

 

Congratulasions you have succesfully gotten inside the Strange mind of the Puro family!

 

The Prize;

 

Who shall i sign for season 3?

 

You can throw out a few names (gives Donna some options and she loves her options ...Especially Cracking Hazelnut).

 

Thank you,

being in the mind of the Puro family is much like being in the mind of Yuu ... or my sock drawer. Yes? I think so too.

 

I have sent Donna some nuts in the private messages. Enjoy season 3!

[Jingo]

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Inside the notebook of Donna Puro: 'The strange ramblings of an unusual mind'/TEW2010 Edition.

 

How are we doing Popularity-wise?

Season 2 Growth in ().

 

South west: 7.4% (+3.0)

A .37 average gain this season, down .18 from Season 1.

 

Prestige: 3.2%

Momentum: 16.1%

 

Cash: $6,679

 

With an higher Sponsorship coming in now we can hopefully extend Season 3 to 10 Episodes.

 

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"Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the greatest of them all?"

 

"You are the SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and shiny Champion, you did outsmart Carnival Queen Kendra, El Hijo Del Zonk, The Puro's and the SAW watching galaxy of fans ... But you are not the greatest .. You do lack the Ruby Reds of your dreams ..."

 

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".. and will not be fulfilled without them!"

 

SAW Season 3 - Where dreams become reality!

 

*Coming Soon*

 

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[Jingo]

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... In hospital again ...

 

... Why haven't i had any visitors!? ...

 

... Infact i've only seen a Nurse and that strange Nun since i got here ...

 

... Something isn't right ...

 

... More drugs!? So sleepy ...

 

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After the assault bu DeCipher at the end of Season 2, Kayin 'Stranger than Fiction' Puro is in hospital ...

 

..SAW Season 3 - Where Nightmares come alive!

*Coming Soon*

 

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[Jingo]

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www.simplyawesomewrestling.com

 

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"Atención cabaña .. Usted vomita, que los gusanos, me han servido en el ejército mexicano .. Vengo a SAW para mostrar a los estadounidenses débil que Mex es el mejor!"

 

SAW Season 3 - Where the worlds best are coming to compete!

*Coming Soon*

 

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[Jingo]

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SAW: Season 3 presents Episode 1: Dreams become Reality!

Sometime dreams are nightmares but nightmares can never be dreams ..

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Monster of Code' DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo DEl Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

 

Bonus Question, in the crazy world of SAW who weirdly describes themselves has a 'Serious Wrestler?'

[michgcs]

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Monster of Code' DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo DEl Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

 

Bonus Question, in the crazy world of SAW who weirdly describes themselves has a 'Serious Wrestler?' I'm gonna go ahead and say the 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

[Zergon]

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Ben has more going on right now.

 

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

Debut win

 

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

Named team over random pairing

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Monster of Code' DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo DEl Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

Wizard is the weak link here but I have a feeling that Kayin post little while ago might signal a heel turn (basic I´m brainwashed so I´m evil now kind of story) on him and in that case he might well cost Donna and the others this one.

 

Bonus Question, in the crazy world of SAW who weirdly describes themselves has a 'Serious Wrestler?'

Fitness Ben

[Yuu Onuki]

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Too many gimmicks to lose.

 

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

Amber could pretty much defeat SAW. By herself. In technicolor.

 

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

Rock never dies.

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Monster of Code' DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo DEl Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

Victory by Turkish Delights.

 

Bonus Question, in the crazy world of SAW who weirdly describes themselves has a 'Serious Wrestler?'

Carnival Queen Kendra just before she has some fuuuuuuuuun.... losing.

[BHK1978]

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

 

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

 

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Monster of Code' DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo DEl Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

 

Bonus Question, in the crazy world of SAW who weirdly describes themselves has a 'Serious Wrestler?' I would say Amber Allen after all she is Straight Edge.

[Boltinho]

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

She sounds awesome

 

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

 

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

 

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Monster of Code' DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo DEl Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

Donna is the queen

 

Bonus Question, in the crazy world of SAW who weirdly describes themselves has a 'Serious Wrestler?'

Im going to go for Zonk

[Big Roguey]

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars (Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + 'Monster of Code' DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo DEl Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

 

Bonus Question, in the crazy world of SAW who weirdly describes themselves has a 'Serious Wrestler?' Amber Allen. Cause she's straight edge. And a buzzkill too.

[Jingo]

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Simply Awesome Wrestling.

Season 3: Episode 1: Dreams become Reality!!

Saturday, week 1, February 2011.

The Piper Casino. Las Vegas, Nevada.

Att, 42 (+15).

 

 

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The show and Season 3 kicks off with The Wizard of Ottowa making his way to the ring,

 

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The Wizard of Ottowa "Hello worms and welcome to Simply Awesome Wrestling or .. The Sprite show! ... So without further ado it is my pleasure and honour to introduce the greatest of them all, my friend and favorite wrestler in the world today ... The SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Champion .. the 'Wicked Queen' Sprite!!!"

 

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Sprite "thankyou Wizard for the great introduction and now that we have a proper Champion this company can move onwards and upwards .. But something is missing .. My Ruby Reds .. Which brings me to Carnival Queen Kendra we signed an agreement last Season to not step in the ring together .. So here i am stepping out the ring (she erm .. steps out) .."

 

The Wizard of Ottowa "So Carnival Queen Kendra why dont you step out here and me and you can discuss you handing back the Ruby Red Wrestling boots!?"

 

And alittle gingerly at first out comes Carnival Queen Kendra ..

 

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Carnival Queen Kendra "So here i am .."

 

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But Kendra is cut short with the arrival of Fitness Ben and DeCipher on the scene and at the behest of 'Wicked Queen' Sprite they beat on Kendra and add in The Wizard of Ottowa preventing agents and referees from getting into the ring and this was a sad start to Season 3 for the Carnival Queen.

 

E+ (32)

 

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Match 1.

Fitness Ben vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

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Fitness Ben had stayed in the ring doing star jumps and other such warm ups whilst the ring emptied of his friends and Kendra. Roz Larren ran in has his opponant and the fight is on. Larren put up a good fight but a quick roll-up from Ben got him the victory.

 

Winner: Fitness Ben.

 

F+ (15)

 

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Backstage Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro has a mic "'Wicked Queen' Sprite, Wizard of Ottowa and DeCipher you along with Fitness Ben mistakenly think your running this promotion .. Well you aint and tonight im gonna grab myself a couple of likeminded partners and we will kick your .. Butts!"

 

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Into camera view steps El Hijo Del Zonk "I'll join the fun .. Wouldn't mind a shot at Sprite whilst i'm 100%, no games this time Spritey!"

 

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.. And finally into view hobbles Canival Queen Kendra "Need a third!? ... Let me get myself strapped up and im in!"

 

D (42)

 

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Match 2.

'Straight Edge' Amber Allen vs 'Woodstock Warrior' Bobbie Dylan

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Amber Allen didn't smile, didn't acknowledge the fans being there or even speak a word, she wrestled a Technical style and picked up the win after hitting the Cross Arm Breaker.

 

Winner: Amber Allen.

 

F+ (16)

 

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After having her arm raised she collected the mic from ringside "My name is Amber Allen, i am here in SAW to Wrestle .. I am a serious wrestler. Sometimes i wonder if i am the last .. Oh and i do not drink, i do not take drugs, i do not smoke .. I am Straight Edge and that means i am better than all of you!"

 

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Backstage The Rock City Stars (the entire band) say it is time they completed their lineup, they have a drummer Stan 'The Man' Manna, Guitarest Bobbie Dylan and Base Guitarest Rockin' Ryan Turner and its time they picked up a singer a frontperson .. Auditions begin on Episode 3.

 

E (27)

 

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Match 3.

New York Red + Dermot O'Logical vs The Rock City Stars Stan 'The Man' Manna + Rockin' Ryan Turner)

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Dermot of course cleaned the ring ropes before the match (why wouldnt he) he offered his somewhat reluctent tag team partner a wet wipe who refused and just as it looked like they would fight the Rock City Stars made there attack and the match was on. Rockin Ryan Turner was the one who picked up the win pinning New York Red after miscomunication between he and tag partner Dermot O'Logical.

 

Winners: Rock City Stars.

 

E (24)

 

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Main Event.

'Wicked Queen' Sprite, The Wizard of Ottowa + DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo Del Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra

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Kendra was strapped almost head to toe (well ok her ribs, thigh and a plaster on her cheek) DeCipher as usual used his power to throw opponants around until an headscissors sending him sprawling out the ring from Zonk. Kendra pins Sprite to earn her team the victory.

 

 

Winners: Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro, El Hijo Del Zonk + Carnival Queen Kendra.

 

E- (21)

 

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Sprite is back up on her feet and she does not look happy at the loss screaming and shouting ..

 

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Carnival Queen Kendra "I think Sprite you'll find thats two falls i have over you .. How about you cut the rubbish and give me a title shot!"

 

Sprite "I think you'll find that match was illigal and will not count as a victory for you .. You broke your agreement to step in the ring with me .. And i think you should hand my Ruby Reds back since you broke your promise .."

 

The two go nose to nose and everyone else at ringside have to step in to seperate the two as the show comes to an end!

 

D (42)

 

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Overall Show Rating;

E- (20)

[20LEgend]

I can't believe I've missed this, great show and those advertisements for season 3 were awesome!

[Jingo]

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Inside the notebook of Donna Puro: 'The strange ramblings of an unusual mind'

 

42 paying fans thats practically a crowd!!!

 

A much better main event, multi person matches seem to get us better ratings .. Maybe its harder to spot the mistakes when theres a ringfull!?

 

Just the one debut for this show (dont worry more will be coming, we always like to bring in a few newbies each season - keeps things fresh) 'Straight Edge' Amber Allen - The idea behind the gimmick is straight forward we all know how Straight Edge means your better than everyone else right!?

 

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SAW.com Prediction contest;

 

Season 3, Round 1.

 

BHK1978, - 4/4 +1 Bonus!

Yuu Onuki, - 3/4

Zergon, - 3/4

MichiganHero, - 3/4 +1 Bonus!

Boltinho, - 2/4

michgcs, - 2/4

 

Total Scores;

 

BHK1978, - 5/4

MichiganHero, - 4/4

Yuu Onuki, - 3/4

Zergon, - 3/4

Boltinho, - 2/4

michgcs, - 2/4

 

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SAW: Season 3 presents Episode 2: Nightmares come Alive!

 

Can Nightmares come alive!? ... Lets hope not!

 

El Jefe Militar vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Sister Beth Mercy + Nurse Darla Knight vs Nathaniel Ca$ino + El Hijo Del Zonk

DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Dermot O'Logical

[20LEgend]

El Jefe Militar vs 'Lioness' Roz Larren

Sister Beth Mercy + Nurse Darla Knight vs Nathaniel Ca$ino + El Hijo Del Zonk

DeCipher vs Donna 'Life in Fiction' Puro

SAW Intergalactic Big Bling and Shiny Title match,

'Wicked Queen' Sprite vs Dermot O'Logical