Once you go Black, you never go back

[mistaken]

Once you go Black, you never go back:

The Charles Avatar Story

 

I’ve got to admit I was down on my luck. Fired from a writing job on a third rate cable program. I let a group of my friends convince me a weekend in Vegas would cure what ails me.

“It will be just like ‘the Hangover’, except when we’re done you don’t have to get married, and no one is going to get punched by Mike Tyson, well unless they want to I guess.”

 

 

Reality, well reality’s a bitch. We all got plastered, and my friend Gus got us kicked out of the casino bar, when he kept trying to lift the c*cktail waitress’s skirt, ‘to prove’ she was a tranny. Things then went from bad to worse, when Gus decided a Cop car parked on the strip, would make a great urinal. Needless to say the cop who stepped out and got his boots bathed was not happy.

 

 

We all spent the night sleeping it off in the Vegas drunk tank. Not the most fun I’ve ever had, but at least it took my mind off getting fired.

 

 

The five of us piled out of the station the next morning, Marv’s wife having wired in payment for the drunk and disorderly fines. We got lucky and the Judge let us off with nothing more serous than a stern warning and the fines. Behind us another merry band caught my eye, a group of several women, including a Nun, a fairy and the stripper version of Uncle Sam, were hustling to a Hot Blonde in business suit, who seemed none to happy to be making this Pokie pick up run, and trying to get all 7 of them loaded into her two door Japanese death trap of a car.

 

 

I rubbed at my eye to make sure, before tapping James on the shoulder.

 

“I know her”

 

“who the Britney Spears look alike?”

, James asked.

 

“No, the woman picking them all up. That’s Theodora Golite, we took econ 101 together.”

 

 

I raised an arm, and waived, calling out,

“Hey Theodora”

 

 

Her head whipped around, her eyes narrowed as they fell upon me. There was no look of recognition, but I swear a glint of hatred lingered for a split second. She managed to shoe horn the fairy into the lap of the nun, who was sitting in the lap of a third woman, all in the front seat with no less than 4 more girls crammed in the back. She ran around the car, perfectly balanced in her high heels, jammed the two door sub compact into drive, and tore out of the parking lot as fast as her four cylinder over loaded car would go.

 

 

I scratched my head, funny I could have swore she liked me back in college. I noticed a flyer skittering across the parking lot. These are a dime a dozen in Vegas, but I was certain the fairy had dropped this getting into the car, and I was curious.

 

 

One Night Only

 

January 1st, 2010

See the Babes Of Sin City Light up the Strip

The Piper Casino Presents

 

Sins of the New Year

 

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Jen Neptun

vs

Tamara McFly

©

 

Girl Power Pillow Fight:

Bad to the Bone

vs

Sweet as Candy

©

 

Bra and Panties showdown:

Dharma Greg

vs

Candy Floss

 

#1 Contenders Jello Match

Kathy Neptune

vs

Nurse Hope Day

 

Foam Party Featring:

Alexis Little Feather

vs.

Sister Beth Mercy

 

Sprite

vs

Roxy Kitten

vs

Miss American pie

 

key:

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Jen Neptun vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Girl Power Pillow Fight:

Bad to the Bone vs Sweet as Candy ©

 

Bra and Panties showdown:

Dharma Greg vs Candy Floss

 

#1 Contenders Jello Match

Kathy Neptune vs Nurse Hope Day

 

Foam Party Featring:

Alexis Little Feather vs. Sister Beth Mercy

 

Sprite vs Roxy Kitten vs Miss America

[Midnightnick]

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Jen Neptun vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Girl Power Pillow Fight:

Bad to the Bone vs Sweet as Candy ©

 

Bra and Panties showdown:

Dharma Greg vs Candy Floss

 

#1 Contenders Jello Match

Kathy Neptune vs Nurse Hope Day

 

Foam Party Featring:

Alexis Little Feather vs. Sister Beth Mercy

 

Sprite vs Roxy Kitten vs Miss America

[TheOmniWarrior]

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Jen Neptun vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Girl Power Pillow Fight:

Bad to the Bone vs Sweet as Candy ©

 

Bra and Panties showdown:

Dharma Greg vs Candy Floss

 

#1 Contenders Jello Match

Kathy Neptune vs Nurse Hope Day

 

Foam Party Featring:

Alexis Little Feather vs. Sister Beth Mercy

 

Sprite vs Roxy Kitten vs Miss America

[Self]

Jen Neptun vs Tamara McFly © - Christ on a bike, you're putting them on a ladder?

Bad to the Bone vs Sweet as Candy ©

Dharma Greg vs Candy Floss - Dharma IS BSC

Kathy Neptune vs Nurse Hope Day - There's always room for jello

Alexis Little Feather vs. Sister Beth Mercy

Sprite vs Roxy Kitten vs Miss America

[Jingo]

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Jen Neptune vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Girl Power Pillow Fight:

Bad to the Bone vs Sweet as Candy ©

 

Bra and Panties showdown:

Dharma Greg vs Candy Floss

 

#1 Contenders Jello Match

Kathy Neptune vs Nurse Hope Day

 

Foam Party Featring:

Alexis Little Feather vs. Sister Beth Mercy

Sprite vs Roxy Kitten vs Miss America<!-- / message -->

[mistaken]

OOC: OMG this is so much fun to write, but hell to get it all posted. bear with me, please!

 

Well we didn’t have any thing else to do, and I had a sneaky suspicion, Theodora, or her look alike would be at this show. We weren’t driving back until tomorrow morning any way, so we bought 5 tickets, got blitzed and sat in the first row. Oh, and here’s a picture of the poster out front I posted to face book from my phone. Crappy phone, I need to get a better one.

 

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When I arrived the audience was tittering, there were rumors that Alison Capone, had gotten so mad she had rammed her car into Annie Hitchc*ck’s, this would not have been such a bad thing, except Annie had not taken out the insurance on the rental, and Alison was refusing to pay. But you know rumors, this one had probably been blown way out of proportion.

 

 

I and all of my drunk buddies settled into our seats and waited for the show to start.

 

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I knew we were in the right place when the fairy from jail was the first one down the ramp. She was literally handing out lap dances on her way to the ‘ring’ it was more of a padded stripper platform, complete with runway lights around it, and 4” stripper poles for corner ring posts. Unique did not quite do this place justice.

 

 

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The fairy was quickly joined by the stripper version of Uncle Sam, I was certainly willing to take a slice of Miss American Pie. She was followed out by a catty woman named Roxy Kitten who to a swipe at every fan that cat called her.

 

 

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The action was fairly low key, and I swear it was over before anything had really happened. Roxy got a quick roll up on Miss American Pie, pulling her britches down revealing a fair portion of her American Heartland. The fans let out a cheer, and I could tell this was exactly the level of action they were expecting.

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The Blonde Business woman stepped out from behind a two way mirror with a microphone in hand. It was defiantly Theodora, but clearly not the version of her I had known. She wore a well cut suit, by which I mean it had been cut down to nothing.

 

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The fans reacted to her presence, a chant of

“Honey, Honey”

broke out. And my buddies and I cast glances back and forth, we had clearly stumbled into more than we had bargained for but what exactly we were about to find out.

 

 

Honey:

Evening all. I know they say looks will only get you so far, but lets see how far it can take these three ladies!

 

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the crowd let out a roar of approval, as Roxy kitten stepped up and started a strip tease. The cat calls from the crowd distract her though, and she ended up sliding out of the ring to argue with the rabid fans, drawing a mixed reaction. Sprite pulls her wand out and starts working it like a pole and this send the crowd into over drive. Miss American Pie hikes her spanks back up and tries to compete, but the crowd roars there approval for sprite all the more loudly.

 

 

Honey:

Well, sugar it seems like we have our selves a full tart here

 

 

Honey douses Sprite with a spray of honey, and the men go wild. Miss American Pie leans over and licks off a glob of honey rolling down Sprites shoulder, and the crowd loses it.

 

 

‘what have we gotten ourselves into?’

 

 

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The nun from jail comes down to the ring, a full habit on, but slits in all the right places to show this Sister is not in the service of celibacy.

 

Mercy:

“Sexual inhibition is a disease that must be stomped out. Women must know how to handle their urges and desire.”

 

The men explode in applause

 

“And Women must not do any of this for the vile lusts and urges of the base male population, but for their own sexual salvation”

 

at this the sister covers up many of her more exposed bits, and draws loud boos from the crowd.

 

“Alexis Little Feather, I demand by lord above that you present yourself for education, and eventual redemption”

 

 

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A woman in buck skin leather chaps runs down to the ring, her outfit encouraging her bounty to spring forth with ever stride she takes. The squaw slide into the ring, and comes out throwing punches, but the sister laughs, reaches up and pulls a heavy cord. The ring is doused in soap bubbles and the two women commence to sliding around the ring. Sister Beth Mercy is clearly not looking to fight fair, and puts her hands in some rather awkward places, drawing cries of foul and cheers from the same fans. Sister Beth quickly bundles Little Feather up and holds her for three.

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A Lexan window lights up along the far wall, it is clear that a two way window has been used to replace a back stage wall. The whole place creaks as the audience readjust their seats.

 

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Annie Hitch**** yells ‘ACTION!’.

 

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Britney Hollywood turns in surprise at the very end of the hall. Annie holding up a web cam, as Alison Capone and Vampella rush down the hall. For the first time tonight, I realize there is running commentary coming from speakers over head.

 

 

Honey:

OMG not again!

Sara Silver:

Get used to it honey, it’s the price of doing business.

 

 

Alison and Vampella strip Britney down to some very skimpy under garments, as she does her best to fight back but fails miserably.

 

 

Annie:

“that’s good girls, the clients are happy. My highest bids yet for that one.”

 

 

Honey:

She’s despicable, selling that trash on the internet.

Sara Silver:

Not that I approve, but to each their own right, love?

 

 

‘I think yet again to myself, what is this place’

 

 

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Nurse Hope Daye comes down to the ring, her uniform authentic, but the shortest skirt I’ve ever seen on a nurse. She bubbled personality, and even sat in my lap for a split second.

 

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Kathy Neptune came out oozing attitude, slapping groping hands and telling the fans to grow up. Though she made a point of flashing the whole crowd her posterior as she climbed onto the stage.

 

Honey:

please rotate the stage, I think we need to cool things off around here.

 

The main stage spun away and the girls hopped down, it was replaced with a pool of cherry jello. Kathy and Nurse Hope Daye frolicked around the ring, for the enjoyment of all watching, Kat screamed, "you like to eat cherry?" And shoved Jello into Hope’s mouth using her thighs, as Kat held Hope down. Hope could not breathe and tapped out. The referee forced Kathy to break ‘the hold’, and Nurse Hope Daye sat up spitting out jello.

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[mistaken]

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Dharma Greg comes down to the ring in her short shorts, blowing kisses and sending t-shirts into the audience with a T-Shirt cannon shaped like a phallus. (quite a creepy site) Gus managed to take a t-shirt right to the chest, and when he opened it up, it said:

“Sin in the New Year”

on the front

‘It’s an easy resolution’

on the back

 

 

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A rather rude pink haired hotty came out next, if a guy got rude with her, she would shoot pink silly string at him, the stuff stank to high heaven, and the crowd boo’d her stedily.

 

 

Candy Floss and Dharma gave it a go at real wrestling for a minute or so, before they began tearing at each others clothes. Dharma literally suplexing Candy out of her shirt.

 

Candy fought back and manged to tear Dharma’s short shorts off, to reveal a high cut g-string. Dharma simply stopped and posed for the crowd. Candy got frustrated at this and started throwing rights and lefts, Dharma dropped her with a toe hold, locked in a figure four and ripped off candy's, short skirt. The view was impressive, but the ref immediately hustled over with a towel, and covered Candy up.

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The two way mirror lights up, this time clearly into a dressing room scene:

 

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Tamara McFly is getting ready, her wrestling gear already on. Jen and Kat Neptune step into the scene. Tamara orders them out, but they mince about pretending to giver her advice on how to be ‘more feminine’. Tamara goes to clean Jen’s clock, but Kat catches Tamara by her shirt and rips it off. Jen grabs Tamara’s boxing shorts and pulls them down. The sisters laugh, as Tamara scurries to cover her naughty bits and get out the dressing room with her things.

 

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Sara Silver:

I like Sweet as Candy, but these girls are out of their dept, Alison and Vampella will use these pillows to beat these poor girls unconscious

 

Honey:

This match is for the Girl Power tag team titles, and Sweet as Candy wouldn’t be the champs if they couldn’t handle themselves in tussle.

Sara Silver: *snorts* I notice you won’t even lower yourself to call this a fight

 

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VS.

 

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And a fight it was not, Bad to the Bone brought extra stiff pillows and nearly turned Lindsay & Coco inside out. Both the champions were looking for a way out, when Britney Hollywood, still stripped down to almost nothing slid in behind Alison and Vampella, neither noticing. Britney lined up Vampella *Poof* and she’s down like a bag of potatos. Alison turns around *Poof*, Alison goes down a pillow shot to the face. Lindsay jumps on Alison, and Coco jumps on Lindsay. The ref shrugs, drops and counts the three.

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Tamara comes down to the ring, a mixed reaction.

 

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Tamara:

I am a wrestler, and this T&A crap you have around here just doesn’t cut it. So one way or another I am going to teach these girls about wrestling and self respect. That being said tonight, I’m going to skip the self respect and go straight to shoving a ladder straight up Jen neptunes ass.

If any one else had said this last line tonight, I would have been afraid of the out come, but I am 90% certain Tamara was only being metaphorical, about that ladder.

 

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Jen Neptune rushes down and tries to shut the champ up quickly, this plan back fires, as Tamara is an actual wrestler.

 

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As close to a wrestling clinic as has ever been seen in BSC ensues, and ends with Tamara hitting the McFly roll off the second step of a 4 foot ladder. With one jump Tamara gets to the top of the ladder, reaches up and retrieves her title with little fan fare.

 

The fans give a half hearted cheer, and begin gathering their things to leave

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On the way out a cute valet handed me a card to fill in, asking for my honest opinion of the evenings matches. I filled it in with one of those three inch pencils that never has a point worth a damn, and handed it back to her. I read somewhere latter around 75 people had witnessed the spectacle of “Sins of the New Year” along side me and my drunk friends.

 

January 1st, 2010

Sins of the New Year

 

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Jen Neptun vs Tamara McFly © – D-

 

Girl Power Pillow Fight:

Bad to the Bone vs Sweet as Candy © – E+

 

Bra and Panties showdown:

Dharma Greg vs Candy Floss - D

 

#1 Contenders Jello Match

Kathy Neptune vs Nurse Hope Day – E+

 

Foam Party Featring:

Alexis Little Feather vs. Sister Beth Mercy – D-

 

Sprite vs Roxy Kitten vs Miss America - E

 

Over all opinion – D-

[mistaken]

As we exited the Piper Casino, I was beginning to wonder if it was all in my head. The Babes of Sin City, were an interesting diversion, but clearly this wasn’t the place my College study buddy would be caught dead in. then I saw the back of her head down a side hall, and made the worst decision of the night.

 

 

I made straight for her,

"Theodora"

I called out, ignoring the large red and white signs that said

“CASINO & ENTERTAINMENT STAFF ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT”.

I will tell you now, if you ever attend a BSC event you will not see a single body guard. Let me let you in on a little secret, that is to keep the illusion that these girls can handle themselves. If you set one toe out of line, there are some rather beefy gentlemen just looking to introduce your face to their meaty fists.

 

 

Those same gentlemen, keep the ‘talent’ and ‘fans’ from coming in contact after the matches as well. And when a half drunk guy walks with purpose toward the owner, well that’s when those big guys kick it into high gear.

 

“Sir your not allowed here”

*Thump*, I hit the floor hard, I didn’t even see the man who felled me.

 

 

“I suggest you resist the urge to resist, and let these men do their jobs, and please come see our next show.”

A honey sweet voice said above me.

 

 

I heard the clack of heels on tile, and I managed to mutter

“Theodora”

agian, the heels stopped.

 

 

“No one here answers to that name.”

 

 

**********************

 

 

Several hours latter I awoke in my hotel room, a pounding head ache, and a black eye coming in nicely. It was her, I know it was her, but why had she said no one answers to that name? not, I don’t know who that is, or there are no Theodora’s here. No she had distinctly said that no one here answers to that name.

 

 

Something to ponder on the long ride back to Los Angels. It’s time to hit the pavement and try to find a job.

[mistaken]

Back in Los Angles I started looking for that elusive job, but like so often happens when you set out to do something productive on the internet, I ended up surfing before I even got started.

 

 

1000 clicks into my night I happened upon BSC’s web site, and decided to take a look around. It turns out BSC runs a contest to see which lucky fan, gets a free lap dance, a chance to sit in the box seats at the next match, and even to appear on a future show. & pick a match stipulation.

 

 

This month their was a tie between a guy in blue uni-tard called midnight nick & a greasy biker looking fellow named Jingo. They would be in a run off over the February card, the top 4 predictors were:

 

 

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Midnight Nick

</td><td> 5 / 6</td><td> 83.3%</td></tr><tr><td>

Jingo

</td><td> 5 / 6</td><td> 83.3%</td></tr><tr><td>

The Omniwarrior

</td><td> 4 / 6</td><td> 66.7%</td></tr><tr><td>

Self

</td><td> 4 / 6</td><td> 66.7%</td></tr></table>

 

 

I also found the names of BSC’s next two shows:

 

 

In February BSC would present:

A shot of class I : Champagne Dreams

 

In March BSC would present:

March of Shame

 

 

I cracked my knuckles, gave up on the job search and headed to bed.

[mistaken]

I couldn’t stop thinking about our weekend in Vegas, I talked to the guys, but after they had gotten home, their wives had laid into them, and all of them were now on lock down. I called up my younger brother, who said he had followed the whole thing on my face book page. A weekend of fun and girls sounded like just the thing, be he needed me to back him when he told his girl that we were going to Vegas for a business conference.

 

I logged back on to BSC’s web site to look up what was on Tap for the February show:

 

 

February 1st, 2010

 

See the Babes Of Sin City Light up the Strip

 

The Piper Casino Presents

 

A Shot of Class I

Champagne Dreams

 

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Kat Neptune

vs T

amara McFly

©

 

Paddle on a Pole Match:

Bad to the Bone

vs

Hollywood Magic

 

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:

Nurse Hope Daye

vs

???

 

Bra & Panties match:

Dharma Greg

vs

(Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indian Feather tickle fight:

Alexis Little Feather

vs.

(Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indecent Exposure match:

Sister Beth Mercy

vs

Miss America

 

 

Key:

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Kat Neptune vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Paddle on a Pole Match:

Bad to the Bone vs Hollywood Magic

 

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:

Nurse Hope Daye vs ???

 

Bra & Panties match:

Dharma Greg vs (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indian Feather tickle fight:

Alexis Little Feather vs. (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indecent Exposure match:

Sister Beth Mercy vs Miss America

[Midnightnick]

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Kat Neptune vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Paddle on a Pole Match:

Bad to the Bone vs Hollywood Magic

 

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:

Nurse Hope Daye vs ???

 

Bra & Panties match:

Dharma Greg vs (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indian Feather tickle fight:

Alexis Little Feather vs. (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indecent Exposure match:

Sister Beth Mercy vs Miss America

[TheOmniWarrior]

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Kat Neptune vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Paddle on a Pole Match:

Bad to the Bone vs Hollywood Magic

 

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:

Nurse Hope Daye vs ???

 

Bra & Panties match:

Dharma Greg vs (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indian Feather tickle fight:

Alexis Little Feather vs. (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indecent Exposure match:

Sister Beth Mercy vs Miss America

[Guest codey]

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Kat Neptune vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Paddle on a Pole Match:

Bad to the Bone vs Hollywood Magic

 

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:

Nurse Hope Daye vs ???

 

Bra & Panties match:

Dharma Greg vs (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indian Feather tickle fight:

Alexis Little Feather vs. (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indecent Exposure match:

Sister Beth Mercy vs Miss America

[Jingo]

<!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Kat Neptune vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Paddle on a Pole Match:

Bad to the Bonevs Hollywood Magic

 

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:

Nurse Hope Daye vs ???

 

Bra & Panties match:

Dharma Greg vs (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indian Feather tickle fight:

Alexis Little Feather vs. (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indecent Exposure match:

Sister Beth Mercy vs Miss America

[James Casey]

I do love me some BSC.

 

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:

Kat Neptune vs Tamara McFly ©

 

Paddle on a Pole Match:

Bad to the Bone vs Hollywood Magic

 

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:

Nurse Hope Daye vs ???

 

Bra & Panties match:

Dharma Greg vs (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indian Feather tickle fight:

Alexis Little Feather vs. (Roxy Kitten or ???)

 

Indecent Exposure match:

Sister Beth Mercy vs Miss America

[mistaken]

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My brother and I pulled into Vegas and I knew that things were going off track. A horde of furries where in line in front of us to check in to the hotel. It turns out there was a national fetish convention being held this weekend at the piper casino as well. There were every kind of sexual stereo type I could imagine, and several I can’t even explain wandering around the hotel.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

You have got to love Vegas, what happens here stays here, only because out side of Vegas no one would ever believe what you tell them anyway.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

I grabbed our room key, and we hustled upstairs to get ready for A shot of Class.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

We choose seats a little farther from the ring for this show, my brother was not really into interacting with the wrestlers, and said ‘he was just here for the show’. The crowd around us was tittering with rumors again. Evidently a zen garden and cello had been spotted back stage, and rumors were several of the wrestlers were showing off their hobbies and bonding over them. </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Honey’s Music hit and the crowd quitted down. Honey sauntered to the ring in her 6 inch black stiletto pumps. She pulls her self into the ring, to loud cheers. </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">Evening all. Lets start things off right tonight. A little strip off to give you gentleman what you came for.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dharma Greg and Roxy Kitten come prancing down to the ring at the same time and start working the polls. Roxy again got distracted by the cat calls from the crowd, and when Honey prompts the audience Dharma is the clear winner.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">Lets give it up for Dharma Greg, All. She just showed how flexible a wrestler really has to be!</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Alexis littlefeather and a cheer leader make their way to the ring next. </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Honey announces that this is Cheer Leader Amber Allen. The native American does her best as she quickly descends to bra & panties, but the crowd is clearly enthralled by the disrobing cheerleader. It may have something to do with a smattering of the Fetish convention crowd in the audience but Amber Allen steals the strip show.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">Well I guess that settles it, Amber Allen is moving onto the finals, those perky breasts will take her along way here in Vegas.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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</div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">The Naughty Nun makes her way down to the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Mercy: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#4B0082;">The Sexual revolution has come to Las Vegas this weekend. The inhibition is gone. Yet here in BSC one hold out remains. A staunch supporter of this countries puritanical past. Miss American Pie, I demand you come out her and present your self for sexual re-education and redemption.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Miss American Pie comes down to the ring wearing little more than a flag cape and hat.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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MAP: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;">I am the best thing this country has to offer, and that means good</span></div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#708090;"> looks, innovation, and a real good time. Mercy I am</span></div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;"> going to be the one schooling you here tonight, in good ol American know how!</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

The two tear into each other, as Honey informs the crowd this is an indecent exposure match, the first woman to reveal what’s under either their opponents bra or panties will pick up the win. </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Sister Beth Mercy gropes every where, and while American Pie tires to rip clothing free, Mercy’s habit prevents direct access to anything, While MAP’s ring attire is almost showing everything to begin with. Beth comes up and plants a huge drop kick that surprises every one in the crowd. Pie drops like a sack of potatoes and Beth rips Pie’s top off. The crowd goes wild, despite Pie laying on her front where nothing can actually be seen</div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">.</td></tr></table></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">Well gentleman, its time for the strip off finals, Dharma showed you her goodies in the first match up, Amber got the crowd cheered up in the second, which woman will walk out of her the Shot of Class stripper of the year?</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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The women come down one at a time this round working the crowd up, when Honey starts the official strip off, both women put all they have into it. Dharma who is literally undefeated here in BSC pulls to an early lead, but Amber does a hand stand on one hand and splits her legs wide open revealing the thong under her cheer skirt and the fans are enthralled.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dharma tries to pull the crowd back by doing the splits slowly while pulling her top off, but Amber pulls hers off while doing a round off, and crowd is showing there approval.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Honey steps between the two half naked contestant, and raises Amber Allen hand as the winner.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">“Honey I think even I’m a little wet after that.”</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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</div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">Dharma starts stomping around the ring, clearly upset at the loss, Alexis littlefeather hustles down to the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Alexis: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;">Dharma don’t worry we will take our competitors out in the ring tonight. Lets draw feathers to see who each of us will face.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dharma: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#2F4F4F;">but I want that cheer tramp Amber Allen.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Alexis:</div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;"> I know, but this will let you calm down, and maybe get your head back in the game.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dharma nods, and draws a feather, Alexis does the same, Dharma gets the short feather and thus must face Roxy kitten instead of Cheerleader Amber Allen.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Alexis kept her large feather in her hand telling Amber this would be an Indian Tickle Feather match. The two women circled each other, and when they locked up it looked more like girls at a slumber party than a wrestling match. Feathers began flying every where, and Amber sat mounted on Alexis, but try as she might, Alexis just would not laugh. Finally Alexis reversed the hold, coming up with Amber trapped between her legs on the mat. Alexis put her feather to work, and Amber immediately let out peels of laughter and cried for mercy, giving Alexis the win.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

The crowd roared with laughter as Alexis kept up the assault until the referee pulled Amber free. Alexis toured the ring doing an Indian war chant.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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<p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">Tamara makes her way with purpose into the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Tamara: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;">Last week I was sexually harassed and embarrassed by the Neptune twins. Last week, I put jen in her place, this week its your turn to try and climb the ladder Kat. Mark my words if you don’t come to wrestle, your going to polish these ring poles with your face before I climb the ladder to recover my belt! </span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Roxy comes out pawing and clawing at the crowd, the cat calls clearly driving her crazy.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Honey:</div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;"> It looks like this cat’s claws have been sharpened.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Sara Silver:</div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#2F4F4F;"> it sure does, every time she takes a swipe at Darma, a bit of her ring attire is falling free.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

The two women roll around the ring, but Roxy is quickly shredding Dharma’s out fit, it is clear she has brought some kind of blade to the ring with her. Dharma tries to beg off, but literally as she is making her appeal to the ref, the rest of her ring attire falls free. Dharma usually embraces these kinds of moments, but instead she distractedly hurries away from the ring, as the referee declares Roxy the winner.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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The lights go off and dark lights come up, a woman in a nurses outfit comes out, and the crowd pops, they clearly think the good Nurse Hope Daye is coming to cure what ails them, but as the lights come up Nurse Darla Night is in the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Night: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>You degenerate fans don’t even understand what these women do out here for you. You don’t understand that ¼ of the time they bleed the whole match through just for you. </strong></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

At this Nurse Night flings used tampons into the crowd, who audibly shy away and boo her.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Night: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>They put their bodies on line for you men, who don’t have any appreciation for what it means to be a woman . . .</strong></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

She trails off as she gets pelted with her own hygene products. Nurse Hope day runs down to the ring and lays in a huge slap to Darla’s check.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Daye: I</div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#FF8C00;"> thought I already douched your stench out of this company. I it looks like your vile ass might need a shot of penicillin to stay gone! </span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Night takes offense, and takes Daye down into a front head lock. Both women are in naughty nurse uniforms and the crowd loves it when these two face off. Their long running feud immediately burns bright as both women spill from the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Night grabs a drink from one fan and douses Daye with it. Daye fires back by shoving cotton candy down Darla’s throat. Daye fights back and breaks a churros over Darla’s head. Darla backs up and draws out a Dr’s rubber reflex mallet and clocks Daye in the middle of the head with it. Hope drops like a rubber blow up doll, and Night covers for the win.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Sprite and Britney Hollywood come out to the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Hollywood: Bad to the Bone I’m not some bimbo to be taken advantage of. I charge top dollar to show off what god gave me. I demand you bring your film pimp Annie Hitch**** out here, and deal with me like real women, face to face!</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Vampella and Alison Capone, oblige Hollywood Magic, running down and slidding into the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">I knew these ladies would want to face off. So I added something a little extra to this match up, so that if she is able, Britney can get a little revenge on Bad to the Bone.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Sara Silver: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#2F4F4F;">Indeed you did, this is a paddle on a pole match, the first team to retrieve a paddle and deliver three swift swats to their opponents bottoms picks up the win.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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All four women immediately began jumping, climbing and grinding on a ring pole, what ever was necessary to retrieve the 4 paddles suspended just out of reach, from each of the ring poles. Nearly simultaneously all four women retrieved their paddles. They came rushing at each other, and in one fell circle paddle: Alison got Sprite, who got Vampella, who nailed Britney, who hit Alison so hard she knocked down sprite who knocked bowled over Vampella, who tripped up Britney. And all four went down in a huge heap.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

The ref held two fingers up on each hand.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">oh my, all. Either team can win with just one little spanking.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Sara Silver: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#2F4F4F;">Their all bad girls, that why we like them so much.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Alison was the first to her feet, and she caught Sprite with a huge paddling, as she was pushing her self to her feet rump first.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Your winners of the Naughty Girl’s Paddle on a pole match, is Bad to the Bone.</div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"></td></tr></table></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

A Spot light comes on just out side far side of the ring, and Annie Kubrick is seated, on the phone, a camera aimed right at the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Annie: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#006400;">yes, top dollar you say . . . For both, that can be arranged . . . right now, oh all right.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Vampella and Alison turn on Hollywood Magic striping them both down to nothing but their intimate apparel, and taking their time to make sure the camera catches the whole assault.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Annie: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#006400;">You liked that . . . more of the same . . . Alright doll, until next time.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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The back stage light box appears, Tamara is stretching out for the main event. </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Jen and Kat Neptun are around the corner, clearly sneaking up on Tamara. Kat signals for silence and hold up fingers. One . . . Two . . . Three.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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The twins leap around the corner, Jen jerks off Tamara’s Top. Kat tears her weight belt and boxing shorts off. Tamara roars in frustration as she covers up and runs off. The Twins laugh as they run off for the ring.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Honey: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#A0522D;">I am not sure it’s good to poke the tigeress right before you climb in the ring with her, all.</span></div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Sara Silver: </div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#2F4F4F;">And in a ladder match no less Honey. Kat’s going to gets what’s coming to her. But Tamara still won’t be able to recover the dignity she’s lost two weeks in a row now</span></div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">!</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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</div><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">Kat arrives at ring side with Jen, but the ref orders Jen to leave, saying this is going to be a fair contest of skill</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Tamara makes her way to the ring next, clearly upset at the recent attack. </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Kat tries to take advantage, by launching her self off a ladder over the top rope catching tamara with a huge plancha. The crowd goes nuts, never expecting to see anything like that here at the Piper Casino.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Unfortunately Tamara turns Kat’s momentum against her, and Kat takes the brunt of the fall. Tamara proceeds to live up to her promise, using Kat’s face to polish all four of the ring posts before laying Kat out on the mat and climbing the ladder, to deliver the McFly Roll to the prone Kat Neptune.</div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Tamara regains her feet, re-climbs the ladder and retrieves her title having regained an ounce of her self respect. Tamara holds the title high as the fans file out, never appreciating real wrestling from the Babes of Sin City.</div><span style="font-size:14px;"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"></td></tr></table></div><p> </p><p>

I was again handed a score card on the way out. I had to admit the story line this week was better, but the show had peaked early with Paddle on a pole match and the main event just did not come off quite as well, despite the superior wrestling performance of Tamara McFly, though you have to love her for trying.</p><p> </p><p>

February 1st, 2010</p><p>

A Shot of Class I:</p><p>

Champaign Dreams</p><p> </p><p>

Queen of the Ring Ladder Match:</p><p>

Kat Neptune vs Tamara McFly © - E+</p><p> </p><p>

Paddle on a Pole Match:</p><p>

Bad to the Bone vs Hollywood Magic - D-</p><p> </p><p>

Ladies Lingerie Street Fight:</p><p>

Nurse Hope Daye vs Nurse Darla Night - E</p><p> </p><p>

Bra & Panties match:</p><p>

Dharma Greg vs Roxy Kitten - E+</p><p> </p><p>

Indian Feather tickle fight:</p><p>

Alexis Little Feather vs. Amber Allen - D-</p><p> </p><p>

Indecent Exposure match:</p><p>

Sister Beth Mercy vs Miss America - F+</p><p> </p><p>

Over all opinion – E+</p>

[mistaken]

My brother got piss drunk during the two hour show, 4 beers, 6 shots and 24 ounce energy drink mixed with some Mexican tequila called ‘Orina de El bandito’. I was carrying him out as he made a pass at anything that looked remotely female.

 

The curtain to the back stage Area was cracked, but I learned my lesson last time I was here, and steered clear of it. My drunk brother how ever seemed to think that it was the curtain to the promised land. He stumbled out of my helping hands, and hung onto the curtain, trying with no success to pull it aside.

 

A mountain of a man pushed him back. Then in a looked up at me, and in a clearly female voice said.

“I need to have a word Mr. Avatar.”

I was surprise to notice that this ‘man’ was wearing a red sequined dress and high heels.

 

“UM.”

I gulped, and stared down.

 

“Hurry up, and stop staring at my feet. It’s hard to find size 14 ladies pumps, but that does not make them something to stare at.

” She started down the hall. Everything in my body told me it was a trap, but my legs carried me past the curtain before my mind could think better of it.

 

Two security guards stepped out, and I knew where this was going, but instead they collected my brother, and propped him up on a bench just behind the curtain, as I followed the Woman-mountain into a small private room.

 

She closed the door and rounded on me. I must confess for a split second I looked for her adams apple, and to my surprise found none.

“I’m Marilyn Stardust. Mr. Avatar, I’m not sure why you returned, But listen carefully you are not welcome here. Nothing that reminds her of her past is welcome here.”

 

My face screwed up in sincere confusion.

“Um . . . her past. So it is Thedora out there.”

“NO it is not!”

she scowled down at me, reminding me of my grand father the day I wrecked his classic car.

“There is no one by that name here. Honey Golightly did some awful things in her past, things that she would like to forget, and that I will do anything in my power to keep her from having to relive.”

 

My face twisted even farther.

“I, well, she was a college classmate, and Econ is hard but I wouldn’t call it aweful.”

 

“Mr. Avatar, the innocent act won’t work. We run one or two of your kind out of here every month. For the last time you are not welcome, security has your name and ID. They will escort you out, and have instructions not to let you through the doors for any future event. Take my advice, forget you ever saw Thedora Golite’s live act, that you ever found out she is now Honey Golightly and find some one else to stalk.”

 

With that she left the room, and two truly burly men stepped in. They were much more polite this month, but just as effective at dumping my brother and I on the curb outside the hotel.

 

I’ve got to admit that I have no idea what Ms. Stardust was talking about, but more than ever this is a puzzle I want to solve. And one way or another I will be right back here next month, for March of Shame!