Krazy Killian Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Rapid Pro Wrestling WILL change the face of wrestling…well…maybe like the nose…like…imagine a nose and then imagine a nose a mole on it. That mole is Rapid Pro Wrestling! Yeah we’re small but we will be noticed. Because lets face its when you see someone with a mole on their nose, you can’t help but stare at it, right? So this is a story all about how, my life got twist turned upside down. So I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and tell how you how I became the prince of a town called RAPID PRO WRESTLING, yeah! http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9096/possp.jpg My name is Caleb Banks. I’m nineteen years old and a professional wrestler. Not only that I’m a booker. How you might ask? I ask myself the same question every day. If you ever imagine a wrestling locker room it usually goes as follows. You have the veterans taping up their knees trying to pull themselves up so they can go and empty their colostomy bags. Then you have the middle age roid heads touching each other lats to try and prove who is the least gay. Then you have the young talented guys who are getting out their on the circuit – just loving life and loving wrestling. Then you have the guys like me. The newbies. The ones who sit in the corner, to busy trying to syke themselves up to go and do the duty of shaking all the guys hands, to even really notice that his wallets getting stolen by the inevitable thieving wrestler. So there I was sitting in the corner as per usual when a guy comes up to me. http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2446/daviswaynenewton.jpg DWN: Hey man, I’m Davis, nice to meet you. Banks: I’m Caleb. Same. DWN: Well Caleb Same I hear we’re wrestling tonight, so what you wanna do? Banks: Er, I dunno, like…maybe I could give you a head scissors and then try a tombstone… DWN: Whoa there, settle down newbie. We need to have a long talk about a little thing called psychology… And so me and Davis sat down and he talked. For an hour. And that’s not like “oh my god shut up” talking for an hour, that’s like he talked and I hung on every single word because this guy was talking verbal genius. We did our match and it was rocking. After the show we went out for some food and he talked some more. Finally I worked up the courage to talk… DWN: and he did a diving headbutt in the heat, and the guy was a heel…how does that make any sense? Banks: Hey, listen can I ask you a question? DWN: Shoot. Banks: Could I maybe…like…travel with you? I’d drive and pay for gas and I wouldn’t be any trouble. DWN: Hm. Ok. Sure, why not!? And so that’s how it happened. I became Davis’ unofficial stalker basically. I watched everything, what he ate, drank, did in the ring. He was a god! Then one day, I was chilling at home and I got a phone call from him. DWN: Hey Samey. That was my new nickname – I wasn’t a fan. Banks: Sup? DWN: How do you wanna be a booker. Me and a few friends are thinking of starting a promotion for the hell of it. We think we could get a really good underground following and make some good cash – only problem is were on the road most of the time so I was wondering if you’d be willing to do all the admin and booking and then we’d wrestle and get a cut. How’s that sound? Banks: Are you kidding?! Of course I will! That’s amazing! Yeah! DWN: Great, Stevey and Cal will be buzzed. Banks: Wait…Parker and Nelson. DWN: Hells yeah man! If you’re gonna do something…do it properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Killian Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4185/rpwf.jpg RAPID PRO WRESTLING This is my new baby! What we plan to do is take great wrestling action with an attitude that is trying to be edgy and cool, or trying to take itself seriously. We’re just there to have fun with the crowd, the people watching on DVD (and who knows someday maybe TV) and most importantly the guy opposite the ring to you. Yeah we can have intense feuds every now and again but we’re not going to force anything. We’re just gonna have fun and put on good shows. We’re trying to cater to an audience that wants something other than just soap operas and INTENSITY. Some may argue we’re mocking the business. That couldn’t be further from the truth. We are celebrating the business. All of it. The good, the bad and the unintentionally hilarious. Expect roster updates soon because our first show is happening very soon. We can tell you very little except the name of said show… RPW - Putting the Sex in Dyslexia Stay Tuned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisen-verse Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Killian Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4185/rpwf.jpg RAPID PRO WRESTLING ROSTER Antix http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/8472/antix.jpg Age: 27 From: The Canadian Ghetto Weight: 240 lbs What antic’s will Antix be getting up to (get it?). Chances are not much…at the moment we have so little money we’re trying to have very few people on the cards and he’s not as good as half the roster. But we get more funding if we show ethnic diversity so… Ant-Man http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4931/antman.jpg Age: 20 From: The Ant Hill, Tampa, FL Weight: 190 lbs Don’t be fooled by his size, he has a massive penis…ladies. Ant-Man may be small in stature but he is one of the strongest men on the wrestling circuit today! With his big heart and big bench press he is certainly not a force to be messed with. Cal Sanders http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/5927/calsanders.jpg Age: 29 From: British Colombia, Canada Weight: 200 lbs Do you like chequered flannel and shouting “TIMBER”? Then you’ll love Cal Sanders, the coolest lumberjack in all of forest. A solid talent. Caleb Banks http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9096/possp.jpg Age: 19 From: Detroit, Michigan Weight: 235 lbs Well who is this sexy beast?! Oh its only me, the baddest mother on the planet. I’m not the best wrestler in the world but I’m gonna get better with each match. All of Davis’ speeches on psychology have really given me a good platform but my skills are still quite limited. But I’m working for free so at the moment…I get priority over most of these guys on the card! Davis Wayne Newton http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2446/daviswaynenewton.jpg Age: 22 From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Weight: 245 lbs The Messiah himself. My mentor and arguably the best wrestler on the independent circuit. I can’t wait to wrestle him again and believe me when I say he will be a main player in our company to say the least! El Diablo http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8631/eldiablod.jpg Age: 21 From: Parts Unknown (on Google Maps) Weight: 180 lbs Translated mean “The Devil” this guy is certainly satanic in his…facial hair? Honestly? If I could I’d change his name but he seemed determined to keep it El Diablo as if its going to draw. What a douche. K-Squared http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/144/ksquared.jpg Age: 25 From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Weight: 188 lbs Nothing say’s bad ass like a mathematically based ring name. Kenny is a nice guy with an unfortunate surname but then I knew a guy who’s surname was Balzac and he did ok for himself…swings and roundabouts really. Mario da Silva http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8014/mariodasilva.jpg Age: 22 From: Rio Di Janeiro, Brazil Weight: 210 lbs Brazilian Jui-jitsu is one of the fortes of this man. Well done you can do a real fighting style in a worked sport. Well done. What a dick. If he didn’t have such lovely hair I’d be in my right mind to bury this guy. Nelson Callum http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/565/nelsoncallum.jpg Age: 21 From: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Weight: 230 lbs One of my buddies and mentors, as well as my boss. Nelson is a cool dude and is such a cool addition to the roster. Probably going to make him more of a main event gate keeper/jobber to the stars type of push once were up and running but who knows he might prove to me that is his pure money! But what kind of guy has a first name for a surname? Nigel Svensson http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8674/nigelsvensson.jpg Age: 21 From: Växjö, Sweden Weight: 245 lbs Hurdy Gurdy Gurdy. Do you want some sauce for those meatballs? This guy is bad ass and has a bad ass beard. Only problem is he has trouble pronouncing bad ass…kinda comes out like bade ashe… Raphael http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1306/raphaelc.jpg Age: 22 From: Pawtucket, Rhode Island Weight: 190 lbs When your this laid back, surnames are for losers. This guy is a good worker and will be in the main event scene for the foreseeable future. The only thing higher than is potential…is him. Steven Parker http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3374/stevenparker.jpg Age: 25 From: Winnepeg, You Idiot, Canada Weight: 250 lbs Wow. I am humbled. This guy is my boss. But this guy is also pro to the max. I love Steven Parker and I will make sure to keep him happy. This guy is a draw anywhere is a solid all rounder for us. A feud with him and DWN is definitely in the books but maybe I’ll stew it out for a bit… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest codey Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm definitely digging this. Fun read so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Yor sho sux u cant du uh RTG gam <_< >_> Incidentally, I have a mole on the left side of the base of my nostril. Er...well, between the nose and my face, not at the nostril. A bit above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Killian Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 Haha! Sorry dude. I garuntee I will say something that will insult you at least once but theres no harm meant in any of it. I'm dyslexic myself if that's another issue...which in turn makes my write up sometimes difficult to read because I hate seeing how wrong I am during proof reading! Heres my initial stats for the Road To Glory side... http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6168/rtga.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisen-verse Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm not all that versed on the RTG idea for TEW; so, this may be a question coming from that lack of knowledge. That said, did you plan on having your character start with a babyface and heel setting of 50? It may pose a really big challenge as, from an in-game perspective, that says that you can't really play face or heel all that well. In the end, it could make it REALLY hard for your RTG character to 'get over'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Killian Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 OOC: yeah I guess so. I just didnt want to be 100% on one! I guess time will tell what happens... NOT OOC Live from the Ohio Jewish Centre in Ohio… http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4185/rpwf.jpg RPW Presents PUTTING THE SEX IN DYSLEXIA With a totally stack card!! Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man Raphael vs K-Squared Main Event Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Quick Picks: Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man Raphael vs K-Squared Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest codey Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man Raphael vs K-Squared Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man Raphael vs K-Squared Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayelek Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man Raphael vs K-Squared Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEffect Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man Imma huge Ant-Man mark... Raphael vs K-Squared Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charasmatic Enigma Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man Raphael vs K-Squared Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Stats. I'd have to check mine out, but those stats seem a bit high. On first glance, it looks like you sacrificed physical skills for a more balanced top row than my guy. I love how I influenced people wasting points in Announcing and Refereeing, though. ~~~ Steven Parker vs Caleb Banks No one has done the smart thing in the RtG challenge and gamed the system (aside from me), so I'm assuming this trend will continue. Mario Da Silva vs Ant-Man HATE. Raphael vs K-Squared Not a fan of either of them. Draw. Davis Wayne Newton vs Nelson Callum Picked my preferred guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Killian Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 OOC: Can I just say I am absolutely humbled by the amount of predictions this has got. Really didn't see it getting much interest. Still not sure about show write ups and how you would like it done. So here's my first attempt... http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4185/rpwf.jpg Rapid Pro Wrestling Presents Putting the Sex in Dyslexia From the Ohio Jewish Centre Attendance: 9 Davis Ditterich get in to the ring microphone in hand. http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6948/davisditterich.jpg Ditterich: You 6 gentlemen over there, you two reluctant looking ladies, obviously not wanting to be here and you little fella, with irresponsible parent who took you to a wrestling event with sex in the title...Welcome to the first ever Rapid Pro Wrestling show – Putting the Sex in Dyslexia! Now I know we’re not packed to the rafters at all but that will not deter us from putting on a show that I think you are all going to enjoy – even you woman with black eye make up! We have 4 matches that look at least above average, lined up for you tonight, but what we didn’t tell you is that these four matches are the quarter finals of the compulsory wrestling company opening title tournament for the soon to be coveted – RPW Championship! Without further ado, get ready for your opening contest! Match 1 http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3374/stevenparker.jpg VS http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9096/possp.jpg A good hold for hold contest with Parker taking over in the early minutes starting to lay the beatings on Banks. Banks would try to fight back but the experience of Parker really helped him control this match. Finally, Banks got some momentum and managed to set up Parker for “Breaking the Bank” (a fireman’s carry back breaker) but Parker raked the eyes and hit his Hangman Bridging German Suplex for the 3. Winner: Steven Parker (Grade: 39) Post Match After the match Banks rolls out of the ring while Parker gets given the microphone. He rolls out of the ring heads towards the solitary child. http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3374/stevenparker.jpg Parker: Hey little fella. Do you know what you just saw there? You just saw a the greatest wrestling in the world! You saw what wrestling will become in years to come when the rest of the world finally catches up with me. You’re looking at the evolution of wrestling and future RPW champion! Now sit down you little turd! The child gets in Parkers face and puts his fists up. Parker: You want a fight little boy? I’ll hit into puberty little man. A voice comes from the back… Voice: Stop it! Out walks Davis Wayne Newton. http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2446/daviswaynenewton.jpg DWN: You know your problem Parker? You’re what we in the business call a douche and it’s a shame because you’ve got the skills to pay the bills but you carry on like that you’re gonna be faced with a proctologist bill you can’t pay, when he has to remove your boot from my ass. So why don’t you leave the kid alone and try facing someone who knows what a hymen is. Parker looks angrily at Newton. Parker: You know what you’re right, Davis. I think I will beat on someone a bit older. But not quite yet…you see, I’ll beat on someone next month when the other semi-finalists are decided. And to be honest…I don’t see you making that list. Parker walks past Newton and gives him a wink before walking to the back. Ditterich: Davis Wayne Newton is right – that guy is an absolute tool. Talented. But a tool none the less. (Grade: 23) Match 2 http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8014/mariodasilva.jpg VS http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4931/antman.jpg Mario played the Prima Donna character pretty well and got some heat (how could he not with hair like that). Ant-Man looked really good out there too! Mario used heel tactics to get the beatings on to Ant-Man which really made his Underdog character come out – which meant when he did get some offense back the crowd really dug it! Finished with an Antidote (Death Valley Driver) Winner: Ant-Man (Grade: 35) Match 3 http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1306/raphaelc.jpg VS http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/144/ksquared.jpg A really good back and forth match really looked as though either man could win! Finally it went to a battle of trying to get the finisher hit. K-Squared trying to get on the Square Root (Falcon Arrow) and Raphael attempting the High and Dry (Cobra Clutch Bulldog) after a failed Square Root where Raphael slipped out and laded behind K he synched in the clutch and powered him down for the 3 count! Winner: Raphael (Grade: 38) MAIN EVENT http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2446/daviswaynenewton.jpg VS http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/565/nelsoncallum.jpg DWN got a good response after being recognised from the earlier segment. Callum came out all cocky and was given a fitting reaction. This was the long match of the night with Callum powering out and taking his time to try and frustrate Newton who felt he had a duty to do - going through to the semi-finals. Newton got the advantage but during shine Parker cam out and sat with Davis who was announcing for the DVD viewers. He gave Newton and wave which took his attention away for a split second allowing Callum to get the advantage. The match went back and forth will Callum giving slightly more offence. Newton fought back and got some momentum, finally getting his trademark Cross face but as Callum looked like tapping Parker got up on the ring apron and taunted Newton. DWN stood up and went for Parker who jumped back on the floor. DWN turned round for Callum big Exploder Suplex into the turnbuckle causing the loss. Winner: Nelson Callum (Grade: 39) Prediction Results: Charasmatic Enigma – 3/4 Rayelek – 3/4 Codey – 3/4 TheEffect – 2/4 Eidenhoek – 1/4 Midnightnick - ¼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest codey Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Very good first show. Nice easy match write UPS and good dialogue. I know firsthand how tough it is to find a good layout, so my advise is to just experiment. I went through about 20 different ones in my last diary before I found what I liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I agree with codey. Play with different styles. I like to include names and info as much as possible. I know its obvious when you look at your own game but others might struggle to remember it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Putting the Sex in Suplex: All intergender matches. >___________________________> <_____________________< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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