Robyn of Snarewood

MJStark · January 30, 2012

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MJStark · January 30, 2012

ISSUE#1

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Robyn woke up. She could hear tweeting birds and the sound of a river in the distance. She opened her eyes. Green. As she tried to focus a black blob wandered into her field of vision. As things came more in focus she realised she was laying face down on grass and the blob was an ant. She tried to roll over but her body would not respond. Then she heard voices

Oi'm tellin yow, oi saw a bright light over 'ere...

Thomas, if you've been at Paddy's moonshine again... There's nothing out here!!!

A third voice piped up, somewhat closer

Hey Boss! I found somethin...

Robyn heard footsteps getting closer. She heard a sharp intake of breath.

Two ladies boss...

Corrrrrrr! Oi've never seen a lass wit so little on!!!

Look boss.... I found this on the floor, there's more all over the place. And they're armed too!

Devil worshipers!! No doubt trying to cast a spell on our lord. We shall take them to the castle and let justice be done. Silas, you grab that one, Thomas, collect those satanic pieces from the floor. I shall carry this one.

Robyn was turned over on to her back.

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Ahhhhhh, awake I see... we shall have to remedy that

Robyn saw the blur pull something from it's belt and bring it down hard on her head.

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Robyn opened her eyes. This time her body responded and she sat up. She looked around the tiny cell, she stopped when she realised that the huge cloak hunched in the corner was staring at her.

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Errrrrr, hi...

The occupant of the cloak stood up. It was easily 6'10", bare arms built of solid muscle. It stepped towards Robyn, she could still not see their face

They say you're one o those devil worshipers...

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WHAT!??? That's crazy! They grabbed me and my friend in the woods... I don't know where I am... I... I... He's gone...

Robyn looked into the hood of the cloak, then her head fell and tears began rolling down her face. The cloaked figure reached out towards her... and gave her a big hug.

There there... shhhhhhh....

The cloaked figure released Robyn and pulled back her hood.

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Dont cry chick, Aunty Joan'll look after you

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Wyllow opened her eyes and sat up suddenly

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WHAT THE HELL??!!!!

She looked around wildly. The tiny cell didn't need much looking at. A teenage girl looked around from where she had perched by the window to catch the last of the rays of the sun.

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Oh! You're awake! Finally, someone to talk to!

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Where the hell are we??

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Hehe! We're in the Sheriff's dungeon stupid! I'm Michelle.

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Te... Wyllow Scarlet.

Wyllow held out her hand, Michelle grabbed her wrist, placing her own wrist in Wyllow's hand. She clasped it firmly then let go.

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Well met Wyllow Scarlet. A shame we shall not know each other long, I am set for the gallows in the morning

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WHAT!!????? That's awful, what did you do?

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I made an attempt on the Sheriff's life.

(Wyllow looked shocked)

He ordered my father to be burnt alive in his mill for missing one day's taxes! I swore I would have my revenge. But now, it seems, I have missed my chance...

She stared whistfully at the sun as it set behind the trees

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Robyn had calmed down, she was sat on the floor talking with 'Aunty' Joan

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So how've you ended up in here Joan?

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Well, I used to be a slave, a pit-fighter. While everyone used swords an axes, I beat um all with my bare hands! I finally earnt me master enough to be free an two days of freedom later the Sheriff's men were bangin on me door, demandin two days taxes! I told um to push off, they didn't like that... It took all the Sheriff's Men an six of the Castle Guards to drag me in here...

Robyn could see a small look of pride in Joan's eyes.

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT*

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Robyn turned to their small window, the laughter had come from outside. She jumped up to the window. A man in red armour was stood over a man dressed mainly in dark leathers who was on the floor, shaking. The man in red was holding Wyllow's taser.

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Ahhhhhh, zis is some fiine magique! Iit is like zee lightning in zee box!

A balding man with long hair was stood to one side, examining Robyn's arrows.

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I've never seen anythin like it! Balfore, stand Thomas up.

The man in red armour grabbed the man in leathers and pulled him to is feet.

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Why am yow testin um on moy? Can't we git a guard or sumthin?

No Thomas, we need a stout fellow who can take some punishment!

The three men turned. A muscled man with long blone hair walked into the courtyard.

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Silas, continue

The balding man notched the arrow and aimed it at Thomas. He fired.

*fffffffffffffffPOC*

The arrow burst into netting and enveloped Thomas.

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Damn, my last Net Arrow...

Silas had drawn another arrow from Robyn's quiver.

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Look at this one boss, wierdest arrow 'ead I've ever seen!

He had in his hand Robyn's last remaining Sonic Arrow.

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Thomas has had enough

(he looked up)

That flock of geese. I desire a goose supper Silas

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Yes boss.

Silas fired

**!!BOOM!!**

All four men had dropped to the floor in shock. For the first time Robyn noticed a figure sat in the shadows on the other side of the yard.

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He had not even flinched at the sound of the sonic boom. He simply looked up as a cloud of feathers drifted slowly to earth. He looked back at the men as they got up off the ground and smirked.

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Any more of those Silas?

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No boss, the rest are regular arrows

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Good! Now, you and Balfore wake up Thomas. Saracen, with me, our lord Sheriff will want to know what the hell that noise was!

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Hyes Sir Guy

The two men walked off. Silas and Balfore grabbed Thomas and dragged him off

What a load of douchebags...

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Tegan???

Robbie!!!! You're here! Are you ok?

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Yeah. You?

Yeah, made a new friend.

Robyn looked at Joan.

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Me too. Look, I think we need to get out of here.

Ya think? So, what's the plan?

Robyn looked at Joan, Joan nodded.

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Well, I get the feeling they might not have tried the oldies here yet. Just wait for the signal...

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GUARDS!!! GUARDS!!!

A pair of faces appeared at their cell door.

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Whadayawant?

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She escaped!!

The guards looked through the tiny window, Joan was nowhere to be seen. They burst into the room.

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Joan jumped out from behind the door, grabbed their heads and smashed them together.

*CLANG*

The guards dropped to the floor.

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Good work!

Robyn grabbed the keys off the guard's belt and ran into the corridor. There was a guard there with his back turned. She noticed a chain hanging from the ceiling. She ran, jumped, grabbed the chian and delived a Swinging Kick to the guard. His head smashed into the wall and he was down for the count. Robyn rounded the corner and unlocked Tegan's cell

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Tegan!!!

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*COUGH* That's Wyllow, Robyn... come here you

They hugged

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Robyn Hood, Michelle. We've got to get her out of here Robbie.

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Come on then...

You ain't goin nowhere!

They turned, a guard was stood in the doorway.

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You're right, cos that's a double negitive moron

A massive fist smashed the guard in the head

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Joan stepped into the doorway.

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Wyllow Scarlet, meet Joan...

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Joan Little.

Robyn and Wyllow looked at each other and laughed.

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Robyn, Wyllow, Joan & Michelle snuck across the courtyard.

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Brrrrrr, I'm freezin Rob. I'm dressed for San Habbershon, not... where ever we are.

Joan looked in a cart.

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There's some clothes 'ere chick, I'll grab um.

She grabbed the bag of clothes and slung it over her shoulder.

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My bow...

Robyn crouched and ran across the courtyard. She grabbed her bow.

HALT! WHO GOES THERE?

Robyn turned.

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Ah, the devil worshiper. As Captain of the Guards I demand you return to your cell, in fact, I shall see to it personally!

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Robyn grabbed a Regular Arrow and fired. The Captain raised his shield and the arrow pin-wheeled away. He threw a Throwing Knife at Robyn but Robyn managed to dive out of the way in time. She hid behind a barrel.

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You can't hide forever witch! You...

*CLANG*

Robyn looked over the barrel. The Captain had a large dent in his helmet, a rock lay on the floor. She looked at the cart, Joan waved at her. The Captain staggered but did not go down. From out of the shadows Wyllow launched herself, delivering a Vaulting Dropkick with a halberd shaft that Joan had snapped the head from. The Captain stumbled backwards and landed on the floor, dropping his sword. Michelle rushed forward, picked up the sword and held it to The Captain's throat.

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NO!!! We do not stoop to their level!

Michelle shrugged.

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It seems that you've been lucky this night, Captain, my new friend has morals...

She pulled the helmet off his head and brought the pommel of the sword down hard

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The four heroines had been running, then walking for about an hour when Robyn decided they were probably safe to stop. Robyn and Wyllow got changed into some warmer clothes.

How do we look?

Joan and Michelle turned

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Ahhh, more like you belong, that's for sure!

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OK ladies, we'll rest here for a few hours till the sun comes up, then...

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Then what Robbie? What are we gonna do? I mean, where the hell are we??

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Why, Miss Scarlet, don't you know? You are in Snarewood in Knottinghamshire!

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Snarewood?! Joan, this is going to sound crazy, but what year is this?

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The year of our lord, 1212!

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WHAT!!!!!????!!!!!

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Awwwwwww, I was worried about this. Wyllow, that vortex didn't just suck us though space, but time as well... tell me Michelle, is my name familiar to you?

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No, should it be?

Robyn turned to Wyllow and the two walked off a little way.

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T, I've got a feeling we are about to become the stuff of legend!

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1PWfan · January 30, 2012

Robyn Hood? Wyll Scarlett? And now Joan Little

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! :D:D

Seriously, this should be ace. Slightly worried for Michelle, though: probability dictates that the character not named after an established Hood character is going to be the first one to die.

jhd1 · January 30, 2012

Robyn Hood? Wyll Scarlett? And now Joan Little

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! :D:D

Seriously, this should be ace. Slightly worried for Michelle, though: probability dictates that the character not named after an established Hood character is going to be the first one to die.

Agreed - this is going to be exceptionally fun. As for the bold - it's more referenced than outright pointed to, but I'm almost certain (possibly because I already knew) that Michelle is a female Much the Miller's Son.

MJStark · January 30, 2012

Cheers guys

I'm almost certain (possibly because I already knew) that Michelle is a female Much the Miller's Son.

Indeed she is.

Just like to publicly thank jhd1 for providing several renders for this, as well as J Silver for replying to my last min render request and to Google Images where I may or may not have grabbed some free to use renders to fill some gaps that I just didn't have time to render myself

CJAlex · January 30, 2012

Cool! Nice job

Just a question were are they in game is this your own mod or sommeting?

Later

CJAlex

:cool::cool::cool::cool:

MJStark · January 30, 2012

Cool! Nice job

Just a question were are they in game is this your own mod or sommeting?

Later
CJAlex
:cool::cool::cool::cool:

Good question.

I began by planning on having just this one area placed in the Elix Vitie dimension, then my mind started to bubble and it's ended up as three locations in the Middle Ages (in the past, rather than an alternate dimension)

I figured a world where superheroes are real would mean that all those myths, legends and folklore would have been real as well but, as in the present day Infinityverse, slightly different to our own. As the story goes along more will be uncovered (as an introduction and as a way for me to flesh it out ideas wise) until its ready to go into the I+mod. I'll probably release it as a stand-alone mod as well at some point.

MJStark · January 31, 2012

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MJStark · February 1, 2012

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The forest of Snarewood was quiet. Birds tweeted in the trees, squirrels went about their business, when suddenly

*BANG* *BANG *BANG*

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

The birds took flight, the squirrels ran up trees and into holes.

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Wyllow Scarlet was jumping up and down, holding her left thumb in her right hand!!

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@$#*@*~!!!!!! My thumb!!! Again!!! Robbie, why do I have to do this, you know I failed wood-shop!

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We've both gotta learn how to do this stuff Wyll, looks like we're gonna be stuck here for a while.

Joan and Michelle rushed into the camp.

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What's wrong? Are we under attack?

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No, Wyll just hit her thumb with the hammer again... wait... did you hear that?

The women listened.

Help!! I the name of all that is holy, wont someone help m...

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Someone's in trouble! Michelle, bandage Wyll's hand, Joan, you come with me!

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The cart trundled along the track, the windows barred and the door at the rear padlocked. Two Castle Guards were seated up front, with two more on the running boards on either side.

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Six guards...

They could hear voices from the back of the cart

Why are you doing this? It is ungodly!

Shaddappp!!

Yeah, shut ya face wench!

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So, two more in the back. Eight guards... reckon we can take them?

Joan simply smiled.

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As the cart continued on its journey through Snarewood a giant of a person in a brown hooded cloak stepped from behind a tree. The Guard stopped the cart.

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HO THERE! Move, or you shall be arrested for interfering in the Sheriff's business!

The figure stood there, tossing a small rock into the air and catching it.

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Joan pulled back her hood, smiled at the guard, and launched the rock at his head

*CLANG*

He fell off the cart, unconscious. A voice came from out of the trees.

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We have you out-flanked, mark my words,

Not a sound will we make, the only ones heard,

Will be the sounds of your screaming,

We shall stop the Sheriff's scheming,

We know we can, so we should,

Say Little Joan and Robyn Hood!

A Guard jumped off the running-board and started to run up the road. Robyn loosed her Regular Arrow from her hiding place high in the trees

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

It caught the Guard in the leg, he went down.

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Joan, get them!!!

The rest of the guards jumped down and swarmed at Joan.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is going to be fun!!!

She grabbed the first Guard, picked him up and Body Slammed him. A guard Smashed the Shaft of his Halberd across Joan's back, it shattered.

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RRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!

(she turned to him)

OK, now you've made Aunty VERY ANGRY!!!!!

She delivered a Massive Punch to him that meant he would never eat solid food again! But another Guard had snuck behind her and was ready to run her through.

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Nooooo!!!!

Robyn loosed a Regular Arrow...

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

...which went through the guard's hand. He screamed in pain, stared at the arrow in his hand and passed out. Joan grabbed another Guard and Slammed him into a tree.

All the guards were down. Joan walked to the back of the cart and ripped the door off its hinges. The two guards inside Charged at her with their Halberds, one of them badly cutting her side. She staggered back, the Guards jumped down out of the back of the cart.

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Cor, you're a biggun! How about you come quietl...

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

Robyn's Regular Arrow embedded in his thigh, he went down screaming. The last remaining guard looked around himself nervously, then ran down the road. Robyn fired an arrow & line and swung down, delivering a Swinging Kick to the retreating Guard, knocking him out.

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Joan and Robyn tied up the Guards.

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Now, let's see 'oo we've saved... come out lass, we wont 'urt ya...

A figure emerged from the shadows of the cart.

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Oh, saints be praised! You have done a wonderfull thing this day, I'm sure the Holy Father would thank you, bless you, bless you...

(She dropped to her knees)

Oh lord, thank you for saving me from danger and delivering me into the hands of these fair women. May your spirit guide me on to fulfill your wishes... Amen.

Robyn looked at Joan. Joan shugged.

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Look, if you need somewhere to hide from the Sheriff...?

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The Sheriff? Oh no, a lawless lawman indeed, but it was not he who wished for my presence at the castle. T'was his spiritual advisor who requested me be taken to there. A most unholy holy man, he seeks power and riches, pleasures of the body rather than the mind. And as for his vow of chastity.... well, let us say you have saved me from disgrace in front of God and my convent and be done with the matter...

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What, he was gonna...

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Please, I do not wish to speak of it!

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OK OK. Well, you should definately stay with us.

Joan clutched at her side, realising that she was still bleeding.

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Oh my! Please, let me tend your wounds, I may be young but I am one of the most gifted healers of my order.

(she turned to Robyn)

You offer is most gracious, I accept. It seems you are in need of someone with my skills, it is surely God's will that we have met this day!

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Errrrrr, yeah... So, what do they call you? I bet I can guess...

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Well, my name is Sister Tuctonia Mary Elizibeth, but you may call me by the name the Abbess calls me by, Sister Tuck!

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Ha!Figures!

(the other two looked at her)

Oh, sorry, just thinking out loud...

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MJStark · February 8, 2012

ISSUE#3

ONE WEEK LATER

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Robyn and Wyllow lay in wait alongside the road running through Snarewood. Robyn had decided it was probably time to start doing what the legend's dictated they would spend their time doing, They heard someone approaching.

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STOP! Do as I say,

Do it! You shall pay,

For safe passage through this wood,

So say Wyllow Scarlet and Robyn Hood!

They stepped out onto the dirt road. A teenage girl had stopped and sat on a tree-stump

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I'm sorry, I have no money, maybe a song would suffice?

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Oh. Apologies, do not fret,

You're not the right kind of target,

From you there is no financial gain,

Tell me girl, what's your name?

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I'm known as Ellen-a-Dale, bard of Knottingham. Surely you have heard of me?

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We're new around here

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Oh yes, I know of your names! You are all the talk of Knottingham. Here, the song I promised you

'Robyn Hood and Wyllow, fair,'

'Maidens with strange manner'

'Escaped the dungeon with a flair'

'Trouncing Captain Tanner!'

'Away they ran to the wood'

'To fight another day'

'Fighting the Sheriff as we all should'

'There is no other way'

'He rules us with a iron fist,'

'He really is no good'

'But there is hope in this trist,'

'Our hero, Robyn Hood!'

'Robyn's skill with a bow unparalleled'

'Wyllow's Staff is strong'

'Little Joan's strength and power upheld'

'Michelle's brave heart tags along'

'The rightious Sister makes them five'

'Evil should fear Snarewood'

'Evil should feel lucky to survive'

'A brush with Robyn Hood!'

Robyn and Wyllow clapped. Ellen smiled and bowed.

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Thank you, thank you. So you see, I am friend, not foe. And, indeed, I have come looking for you. This very day the Sheriff's Saracen travels to the village of Wykunm, intent on burning it to the ground. The people of Wykumn are poor, and their crops have failed. They have no money for taxes, and so...

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Yeah, we get the picture.

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How far is Wykumn my young bard?

For the Saracen, it will go hard!

A fight he wants, a fight he'll get,

His mission will fail, my mind is set!

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Ah, the stories of your bravery are not overblown I see! Wykumn is but two miles down this track

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Until we meet again dear bard

Robyn fired an arrow and line, grabbed the line as it flew and swung off down the dirt road.

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Man, I hate it when she does that! Catch ya later kid

Wyllow ran after Robyn

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Robyn was hidden by the side of the road. She beckoned the out of breath Wyllow over to her

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Jeeeez.... Robbie.... one.... minute....

Wyllow got her breath back

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Ok, so what's the plan?

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The pair sneeked into the village. Robyn climbed up onto the roof of a building for a better vantage point. Wyllow listened

PLEASE SIR! PLEASE! Please don't burn ower ome, we'll foind tha monaey, I swear it!

Hy am sorrie Eric. Hyou know eef eet waz mhy choise, bhut eet ees not. The Shereeff hwaz very clear, no money, no homz.

Wyllow looked around the corner. The Saracen had his back to her with a flaming torch in his hand. The man he had called Eric was stood cowering with his family in front of the Saracen. Wyllow began to creep forward

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Wyllow used her Quarter-Staff to Sweep the Saracen's legs from under him. He spun onto his stomach, drew his Scimitar and Slced at Wyllow's leg. She jumped back and threfore kept her legs, but the tip of the blade slashed across her thigh

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!!!! ROBBIE!!!!!

Robyn appeared on the roof above them and fired two Regular Arrows into the Saracen.

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk* *zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

He barely winced, looked up, saw Robyn and launched his Throwing Knife at her. The knife sliced past her leg, opening up an impressive wound on her calf. She slipped and fell off the roof, landing hard

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.....................

The Saracen jumped up and swung a Punch at Wyllow's head, she dodged the blow and stuck out with her Quarter-Staff, bringing a crushing Blow to the Saracen's sword arm amd forcing him to drop his scimitar, before jumping back

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RRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The Saracen charged at Wyllow.

...

Robyn saw the Saracen charge Wyllow. She pulled the arrow Sister Tuck had coated with something out of her quiver

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I hope this works...

She loosed the arrow.

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

It flew true and hit the Saracen. He turned to look at it, then simpley stood, motionless

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Sweeeeeeet!

Wyllow swung her Quarter-Staff low, Sweeping the Saracen's legs from under him, then brought it down, delivering a Quarter-Staff Blow to his head.

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They tied up the Saracen, slung him over his horse and slapped it's flank, the horse ran off down the road.

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Many thanks ta yow, he'd a burnt dowen ar ome fe shuwer.

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Our pleasure my new found friend,

But I have to ask, don't mean to offend,

Your accent, do you know Thomas of the Sheriff's Men?

It sure is an accent I'd remember again!

Eric hung his head.

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Yeah, Thomas is moy son. He want 'appy wit tha thought ov growin turnips all 'is bloomin liyfe, so 'e wen orf an joyned oop t tha guards. Then 'e got promaowtid. Never cumes t see 'is old dad, wont evun lend us monay t pay ar taxes! 'E coulda paid, 'e ratha see 'is familoy as outlaws!

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What a douche!! Look, we can't promise they wont come back, but we can try and find you some money, right Robbie?

Robyn had just been staring at Eric. She barely understood a word he was saying. She shook her head, snapping out of it, then nodded at Eric

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We shall do what we can for you,

Do not doubt, what I say is true,

I swear, Wykumn is inside Snarewood,

You have the protection of Robyn Hood!

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MJStark · February 9, 2012

**LIMITED EDITION INFINITYPLUSVERSE**

**ROBYN OF SNAREWOOD SERIES**

**TRADING CARD**

#5

**FREE WITH ISSUE#3**

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MJStark · February 13, 2012

ISSUE#4

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Robyn, Wyllow, Joan and Michelle were sitting around a fire, waiting for Sister Tuck to return from Knottingham with supplies. As she was mainly recognisable by her nun's clothing a simple costume change was enough to allow her to walk freely in public.

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How long is she gonna be? I'm starved here!

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Calm down Wyll, she'll be back when she's back

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Yeah, at least you had breakfast Miss Wyllow, what say you Aunty Joan?

Little Joan's stomach growled a reply

Sister Tuck finally returned and threw off the cloak she had used as a disguise. Wyllow grabbed her bag and looked inside. There was one small stale loaf of bread

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Is this all you could get!! You had two silver pieces, Joan reckoned we could get a banquet for that kinda money!

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Apologies dear Wyllow, I did not have time to purchase much. I bring grave news dear sisters, our former Lord, Robert of Loxley, has been captured by the sourceress Lilith!

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I was wondering when he'd turn up. Where is she holding him?

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She resides in Lord Loxley's former family home, Huntington Keep. Tis but five miles from here, if we hurry we could be there within the hour...

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OK, Joan, Michelle, Tuck, you girls stay here and eat. Wyllow, lets go save us a Lord!

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But I'm hungry!!!

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You've eaten today, they haven't. Stop whining and come on!

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Dearest Robyn, I wish to join you. Lilith is a force of evil, Lord Loxley is sure to have been hurt. I would join you so that I may tend his wounds.

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OK, Joan, Michelle, you guys hold the fort, we'll be back as soon as we can.

The three rushed off. Michelle turned to Joan

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But I thought they were going to the fort??

Joan rolled her eyes

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The three hurried along the track. Sister Tuck walked some way behind Robyn and Wyllow, deep in prayer to prepare herself for whatever lay in wait for them at the Keep. Wyllow looked back at Sister Tuck, she wasn't listening.

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So Robbie, who the hell is this guy?

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You don't know? Oh, of course! You took American History, I took European! This is the guy! You know, the one I based myself on?

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WHAT!!??!

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Shhhhh.... Yeah... The greatest bowman who ever lived, a masterfull swordsman... I'm pretty excited Wyll, I get to meet my life-long hero who died nearly 800 years before I was born!!!

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Well, I'm happy for ya Robbie, still don't see why I couldn't eat something first...

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The three hid behind a bush and looked at the keep.

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Two guards on the gate, two on the parapet. Reckon you can take um from here Robbie?

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No problem...

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Robyn notched a Regular Arrow and took aim at a guard on the parapet

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The guard went down, but the other had his back turned and didn't see. She notched one of Tuck's Paralising Arrows.

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The second guard stopped moving, he keeled over forwards and fell off the roof

*!!CLANG!!*

He landed in front of the guards at the gate, they rushed forwards to check on their comrade. Robyn took aim with another Regular Arrow

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The third guard went down. The fourth looked up and fired his crossbow in their general direction

*KA-DUNKzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The Crossbow Bolt stuck in a tree, it had missed Wyllow's head by barely an inch!

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......!!!!!!

Robyn notched a Regular Arrow

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The last guard went down.

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The three heroines snuck through the corridors of the keep.

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Looks like this Lilith reckoned she only needed guards on the gate, her mistake huh?

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Do not be complaicent dear Wyllow, Lilith is a mistress of the Dark Arts, she is more than capable of defending herself...

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Shhhhh... I can hear voices...

My dear Robert, why will you not marry me? We were betrothed once, why will you not join with me? Together our houses could be great! Kent and Loxley together, we could rule these lands together. Do you like living in the forest with a load of thugs?

Lilith, Lilith, Lilith. I have never loved you, our fathers arranged our marriage when we were but children. Can you not see? I could never love your wicked ways!

YOU DROVE ME TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED YOU, AND YOU SPURNED ME!!!! ME, DAUGHTER OF THE SECOND MOST POWERFULL MAN IN THE KINGDOM!!! IF I CAN NOT HAVE YOU, THEN NO-ONE WILL!!!

Robyn looked at the other two and opened the door

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A woman in a dark blue cloak stood in front of a man in green tied to a chair. Robyn could see a blue glow growing brighter in front of the woman.

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STOP, HARLOT!!!

The woman turned

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WHO DARES ENTER THE HOME OF LILITH UNANNOUNCED??!!!

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Robyn fired an arrow and line at a beam, jumped and delivered a Swinging Kick to Lilith that knocked her down. Her concentration broken, spell she was trying to cast fizzled away.

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Tis I Robyn Hood and my friends,

Your evil plan is at an end,

You think you're so clever and foxy?

You're not! Release Robert of Loxley!

Robyn saw Wyllow wince at the last rhyme, she shot her a look.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Robyn Hood? Ahhh, another band of outlaws! I shall dispatch you the same as I arranged the dispatch of my dear Robert's own band of thugs and hoodlums, then surely my love will realise he can not resist me!

Her hands began to glow. A Lightning Ball began to grow between her hands.

*WWWWHHHHHOOOSHHHHHHHHHH-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT*

Wylow dived out of the way just in time, Sister Tuck slammed the door in front of herself, the Lightning Ball hit the thick wooden door. Sister Tuck tried to open the door again to get back in the room again but it was stuck!

...

Lilith spun around to Robyn, but she was gone

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HAHA!!! You think we'll go down that easy?

Lilith drew her Knife of Sacrifice

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I shall enjoy this!!

She ran at Wyllow. From up on a beam Robyn sighted a Regular Arrow

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

It hit Lilith in the shoulder but she continued on, driven by rage. She Sliced at Wyllow with her Knife

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ARRGGHHHH!!! BITCH!!!!

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Sister Tuck was starting to get worried, she couldn't get the door open and now Wyllow was screaming in pain on the other side.

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Dear Lord, Please come to me in my hour of need. My friends are hurt, I must attend them. Please Lord, let me enter, AMEN

...

Wyllow drew back her Quarter-Staff, it knocked into the key in the door lock and turned it. Wyllow brought her Quarter-Staff around on struck a Blow on Lilith's chest, driving her back. Robyn notched two Regular Arrows to her bow

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Let's see if Cosner was right...

She drew back the bow and fired

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

Both Double Arrows both hit home, Lilith dropped to her knees

...

Sister Tuck heard the lock click. She crossed herself and looked up

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Thank you Lord.

She kicked the door open. Lilith was on her knees. Sister Tick walked towards her

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You vile woman! You use the ways of darkness to scheme and plot, hoping to corrupt those of us who are pure, you care not who you hurt, the lives you destroy. You are surely part of God's plan, his plan to empower those of us who are pure to fight the forces of darkness. SO FIGHT THEM I SHALL!!

Sister Tuck threw a Righteous Right Hook at Lilith's head. The sourceress looked shocked, then fell over on to her face

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Robyn swung down and untied the man in green

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Well met Robyn Hood! I have heard much about you, I am Lord Robert of Loxley

He held out his hand, Robyn grabbed his wrist and him hers as was the custom, then he pushed past her and walked towards Wyllow

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And who is this enchanting olive skinned beauty?

He took her hand and kissed it. Wyllow actually blushed.

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Errrr.... Wyllow Scarlet

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Charmed my dear.

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And this is Sister Tuck

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Ahh, dear Sister, that surely is a mean right hook you have there!

Sister Tuck nodded

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If I am to be an instument of God's justice so be it, my lord.

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Indeed, indeed.

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So, Lord Loxley...

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Call me Robert

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So, Robert, how did you end up captured?

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The Sheriff's Men and Captain Tanner found my camp in the night, we were unprepared. I shall be honest, with you're arrival in Snarewood the Sheriff has been less interested in us, more focused on chasing you and your friends. In fact, they thought it your camp, not mine. They slaughtered my men... Tiny Timothy, Johnny Lilac, Friar Sutch, even little Freddy the Fisherman's Son, all gone...

He turned his back to them a wiped a tear from his eye. Wyllow put her hand on his shoulder, he looked at her and smiled

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Ahhh, they fought bravely, good men to the last. Sir Guy used some magical box, a jolt like it I have never felt before! It knocked me out, but instead of taking me to the castle they brought me here, to my once betrothed Lilith. Her father is the Earl of Kent, new ruler of these lands. He and my father were once firm friends and our houses were to be united by myself and Lilith's marriage. On my father's death Kent insisted I marry Lilith immediately. I will admit, I had not seen her since we were children but had heard of her beauty. What I had not been told is that Sir Mordred, banished Knight of the Round Table and Master of the Dark Arts, had taken her as an appentice with her father's blessing. Pretty she may be, but with a heart so blackened I could never take her as my bride. She, it seems, has other plans.

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So... you need a place to stay then?

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Fair maiden, it would seem so. I must grab some some on my belongings whilst I am in my family home, but I fear the Sheriff will have collected all of value, and I can not stay here.

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Well, it'd be OK if he stayed with us, wouldn't it Robbie?

Out of Robert line of sight Wyllow was making pleading eyes at Robyn. Robyn rolled her eyes.

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Wyllow, Tuck, go raid the kitchen, we're gonna eat well tonight!

They ran off, Wyllow looked pleadingly at Robyn one last time. Robyn looked back at Robert

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So, Miss Hood, may I join your merry band? My swordsmanship is unparalelled, I would make a fine addition...

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Yeah, OK.... Of course. Go grab your stuff, you should definately come with us.

He bowed deeply to her and ran off up the stairs

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After all, you already did...

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MJStark · February 14, 2012

**LIMITED EDITION INFINITYPLUSVERSE**

**ROBYN OF SNAREWOOD SERIES**

**TRADING CARD**

#6

**FREE WITH ISSUE#4**

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MJStark · February 21, 2012

ISSUE#5

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Robyn and Robert were sat around the fire, Joan and Michelle were on 'collection duty', Wyllow and Sister Tuck had gone to check on the people of Wykumn Village and drop off some of the silver pieces that had been 'collected' from the various lesser noblemen and rich merchants that passed through Snarewood on a fairly regular basis. Finally Robyn had a chance to talk properly to Lord Robert of Loxley, who's family line had been an inspiration to her.

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So, Robert, I hear your skill with a bow is unsurpassed!

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Really? I admit, I have some skill with a bow, but my strength lies in my sword arm!

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What? Really? But I read... I mean I heard...

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Robyn, your skill with a bow leaves mine far behind. If you would, I would be your humble student...

Robyn blushed

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My lord, it would be an honour

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A little higher... allow for the crosswind...

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The arrow grazed the silver piece lodged in the tree trunk fifty metres away

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Very nice!

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My lady, no mortal reliably could make such a shot! I swear it was a fluke that I came so close.

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Robert, you must trust in yourself. Watch...

Robyn took carefull aim and fired

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The walked up to the tree, Robyn removed her arrow, the silver piece impaled on the shaft

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You see Robert, nothing is impossible if you believe you can achieve it. Someone told me that once...

Robyn tailed off. She had been trying to avoid thinking about home, about Jimmy. She knew she would never see him again, that they would never actually kiss. She knew her own story, she had studied it at school. When she read the recently discovered further history of Robyn Hood, the original young woman who rose from nowhere and inspired a legacy, that girl had come off as a brash hothead, not scared, never fearing defeat, even to her last breath. Robyn had never dreamed that that girl actually was her...

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Robyn?? Robyn?

She snapped out of it.

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Sorry, my mind wondered...

Sister Tuck and Wyllow had limped into the camp, Wyllow leaning heavily on Tuck

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OH MY GOD! Are you ok? What happened?!?

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Do not fret, tis but a minor wolf bite dear Robyn, once I am done it will be all but fixed

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We dropped that money off with Eric, stopped for some turnip tea, I don't recommend it, walked out his house and there was wolves everywhere! Eric got a Mob together and we beat them back into the forest. While Tuck was tending to the villagers that needed patching up Ellen-a-Dale came and told me that two of The Sheriff's Men are heading to Wykumn to finish what the Saracen started. We hurried back as soon as we could...

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Tuck, tend to Wyllow then let Joan know where we've gone, Robert, follow me!

Robyn & Robert ran towards Wykumn

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Robyn & Robert snuck into town, Robyn climbed on to the roof of a building to get a better view. Two men were stood in front of Eric

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Oi've given ya alll tha monay yow wunttid, why downt yow just piss off? An oi see moy boy aint ere ta face me niever! I'll box is ears when oi get old o im!

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We shall not, how you say, piss off, until jue haf told uz wherre jue got zis monay. Jue deed not get zis selling turneeps Erique...

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Look Eric, me an you go back a long way, we know ya got it off that Robyn Hood, we just wanna know where her an her little band are, an we'll not burn your home to the ground.

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Oi'd never tell yow nuttin Silas! You betrayed all ov uus when yow join oop wit tha Sheriff's Men

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Very well!

Robert stepped out of the shadows

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Unhand that good man Silas, or feel the cut of my blade!

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Jue handell zee pauper, I shall claim zee bounty on zis onez heed!

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The armoured European Slashed at Robert with his Sword, Robert sustained a flesh wound, he parried the next slash and Stabbed Balfore in the shoulder

...

Silas the Tracker shoved Eric up against a wall

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You'll pay for this Eric!

He raised his sword. Robyn took aim with a Regular Arrow and fired

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The arrow hit Silas in the shoulder. He dropped Eric, who ran off into his home and shut the door. Robyn swung around and saw Robert stab Balfore in the shoulder, she drew another arrow and fired

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The Regular Arrow narrowly missed Balfore's head. He looked at her, grabbed a Knife from his belt and Threw it. The knife slashed passed Robyn's ribs, her clothes began to blossom with blood.

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Oh shi...!!!

She hunkered down and tried to stop the bleeding

...

Silas and Balfore advanced on Robert, Swords drawn

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So, is it to be one at a time like men, or both at once like the cowards you are?

Balfore lunged at Robert, his Sword Thrust was parried by Robert and Robert's own Sword Slash hit home, only to be turned away by Balfore's Armour. Silas slid in and Stabbed his Sword into Robert's thigh

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ARRGGHHHHH!!!

Robyn looked over the lip of the roof, and saw Silas stab Robert. Despite the pain she drew back her bow

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The Poison Arrow hit home and Silas stood motionless. Robert took advantage and delivered a massive Punch to Silas. Unable to protect himself, Silas went out like a light

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Balfore stepped behind Robert and Smashed him in the head with the Pomel of his Sword. Robert went down on top of Silas

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http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/4170/men3p.jpg

Eet iz a goood ting for hyoo zee Earl wantz jue alave

Robyn fired an arrow and line into the distance and swung towards Balfore

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Balfore grabbed another Throwing Knife off his belt but misjudged the throw and missed. Robyn delivered a Swinging Kick that knocked Balfore onto his back. At the apex of the swing Robyn backflipped off the line, drew back her bow and fired a Regular Arrow into Balfore's chest. The mercenary stopped moving.

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Robyn landed perfectly, then grabbed her side in pain. She checked Balfore, had she truely just killed a man? No, the arrow had not gone in far, he had merely passed out in shock. Robyn checked Robert. He was alive, but seriously out for the count and probably concussed

*CLAP* ... *CLAP* ... *CLAP*

Robyn turned

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/144/sirguy.jpg

Very impressive Miss Hood! That is some fancy skills you have there, I like a woman with spirit as well as beauty! Come, leave these peasants behind, join me, I can sweet-talk the Sheriff. You would find me a most gracious employer, and, who knows, one day you may find me an attentive lover too...

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

Eeeerrrrrrrrkkkk, I would never,

Nor, could I ever!

I have a love so true,

Its light would blind such as you

http://i.imgur.com/N5eeq.jpg

So where is this love? Who is he, I shall slay him!!

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

Jimmy James, a man who's true,

A man with a sober view,

A man who shows his worth with pride,

My love for him I managed to hide,

I played games until it was too late,

For his 'I love you too' I'll have to wait,

But know this of all things above,

He will ALWAYS be my one true love!

http://i.imgur.com/N5eeq.jpg

Nothing I can say to persuade you now? So be it, goodnight Miss Hood, we shall speak further on this, mark my words!

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gIede.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/N5eeq.jpg

Sir Guy charged towards her. Despite the pain from her ribs Robyn drew back her bow and fired a Regular Arrow

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The arrow caught Sir Guy in the shoulder but he kept coming. Too late, Robyn saw Wyllow's Taser in his hand, he hit her with it.

**Z*Z*Z*Z*Z*Z*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*Z*Z*Z*Z*T*T*TTTT**

Robyn lost consciousness

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MJStark · March 6, 2012

ISSUE#6

http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/9349/darkforest.jpg

Robyn was running though a dark and spooky woodland, the sounds of wild beasts and the screaming of toutured souls filled the air. She ran and ran and ran. She looked up, Jimmy was in the distance beckoning her towards him!

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

JIMMY!!

She ran harder. As she grew closer Jimmy turned his back to her, his image began to distort and grow, his skin turned red. He turned back to her, flames erupted around them

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6196/reqdemon01.jpg

Stupid child! As if a man such as Jimmy James would care for you! Why, when he could so easily love another less complicated, less screwed up, a real woman, not some little girl...

Images flashed in front of her... Jimmy holding hands with White Archer, Jimmy cuddling Cosmic Girl, Jimmy play fighting in bed with Sergeant Sandy Hyatt, leaning in to kiss her...

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

***********************************

Robyn woke up with a start soaked in sweat. The same dream again, every night since they had locked her down here in the dark depths of the castle dungeons a week ago. She felt like she hadn't slept at all in that week, she could only tell morning from night based of the quality of the gruel she was fed, always thicker in the evening... or was it morning?

Keys rattled in the door. It opened and two guards walked in

http://i.imgur.com/GXOn1.jpg

Get up, the Sheriff wants to see you!

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As Robyn was taken up through the dungeons into the castle proper she realised that, although she had thought it the middle of the night it was, in fact, early afternoon. She blinked in the sunlight.

http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/56/greathall.jpg

The guards dragged her into a hall and stopped in front of a raise throne. The occupant got up and stepped down in front of Robyn

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/TheSheriff_alt.jpg

Ah, the notorious Robyn Hood, so good to finally meet you! HAHAHA!

He walked around her, looking her up and down. He raised her chin with his hand, she pulled her head away

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/TheSheriff_altSmall.jpg

Sir Guy was right, a fine filly if ever I saw one, and spirit too. Very well...

He walked back and sat on his throne-like chair

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/TheSheriff_altSmall.jpg

As I owe my second some back pay I give you this oppotunity, work for me, love him, and I shall spare you the gallows. If not, come the morrow you swing by your neck...

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

mhmhnhmm...

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/TheSheriff_altSmall.jpg

What? Speak up girl!

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

mhmhnhmm...

He stepped down so he could hear better.

Robyn spat in his face

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU,

FOR MY HEART IS TRUE,

EVIL WILL NEVER TRIUMPH OVER GOOD,

SO SAYS THE FIRST ROBYN HOOD!

If I die upon the morrow,

Another shall rise and bring you sorrow,

All your futures I have seen,

Of my own a little did I gleen,

Of your future I'll tell you some,

Know this, your day will come!

The Sheriff drew back his hand and slapped her across the face. In her weaked state she passed out.

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/TheSheriff_altSmall.jpg

Take her back to her cell, hang her in the morning. And wake me early, I want to watch.

As Robyn was dragged away two more guards came in carrying another prisoner

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/TheSheriff_altSmall.jpg

Ahhh, Lord Loxley...

***************************

Robyn woke up in her cell with a start, again soaked in sweat. Even in unconsciousness she couldn't escape the dream. Then the meeting with The Sheriff hit her...

Escape, she had to escape!

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http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

GUARDS!! GUARDS!! SHE'S ESCAPING!

The guards looked at each other.

http://i.imgur.com/GXOn1.jpg

Who is? She's the only one in there!

They looked into the cell, it was empty. They unlocked the door and rushed into the cell. Robyn nipped from behind the door and locked the guards in the cell.

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

So very dumb...

Robyn blew them a kiss and ran down the corridor, turned a corner, turned another corner and came to some stairs. But they lead downwards. She turned to walk away, then stopped. She had heard the guards say they only kept the bottom level for dangerous prisoners like her, but there was a level below... she went down the stairs.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6917/cavexq.jpg

The bottom of the stairs opened out into a cave, there were demonic symbols covering the walls. A figure stood in the center of the cave, it turned

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/FeloniusMonk_alt.jpg

Miss Hood! Why, I believe you shoudn't be here, GUARDS!!!!

Robyn turned and ran up the stairs as guards appeared from the shadows. She got to the top and kept running, as long as she could stay ahead of the guards chasing her the ones ahead wouldn't be prepared enough to stop her. Robyn's mind was racing too: How was Felonious Monk here, now? And why? The stories said nothing of him...

She rounded a corner and ran into what felt like a brick wall. She landed hard on her behind. She closed her eyes and stuck out her chest deffiantly

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

Fine, do it, kill me, I won't beg for mercy...

Nothing happened. She opened one eye, a massive hand was held out towards her. She looked up the arm into the face of the owner.

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

Come on love, Aunty hasn't got all day!

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

JOAN!!

Robyn jumped up and hugged her gigantic friend.

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

What are you doing here?

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

Rescuing you love, but ya seem to be doin an alright job o that yaself! Wyllow an Michelle are lookin for 'is lordship right now, Tuck is waitin with horses outside the castle gates. Ellen-a-Dale came an told us you were gonna be hanged in the mornin, can't be 'avin that now can we! Come on, lets get a move on, I can 'ear your friends catchin you up. Oh, and I found this when I went through the armoury...

She pulled out Robyn's bow and quiver

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

My bow! Thanks Aunty, you always give me the best presents...

They ran off up the last flight of stairs and into the cool night air

*******************************

Now outside the main keep, they still had to go through the town inside the city walls before they were truely free

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

So what's the plan?

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

We go to The Kings Arms. The landlord likes what we do and, well, I think 'e took a shine to Aunty...

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

Are.. are you blushing??

Joan looked away

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

Anyway, 'is tavern backs on t' the city walls an 'e's got a way through for if 'e actually wants any of 'is fancier drinks to make it past the guards on the gate.

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

OK, lead the way.

The snuck through the town, moving from shadow to shadow, avoiding people where they could, walking quickly past them with hoods pulled low where they couldn't. At least there didn't seem to be many guards about down here. Finally they reached the tavern and entered.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3091/tavernd.jpg

The tavern wasn't busy, an handfull of people nursed their drinks at the tables. They walked straight to the bar. The landlord walked over

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3752/mikeyn.jpg

Ahh, the beautifull Joan. And you have a tiny friend with you I see hahaha! So, am I to be paid now, or later? I'm sure we could come to... an arrangement...

He fluttered his eyelashes at Joan, she blushed bright red

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

Oh you...

She playfully punched him in the arm, he nearly fell over. He grinned and looked at Robyn

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9637/mikeyh.jpg

I do like um big an strong!

He winked at Robyn then looked over her shoulder, his face fell. Robyn turned to follow his gaze

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1706/men1n.jpg

Oi downt believe it! Robyn 'ood! Yow meant tow be in tha dunjins!!! Tow gold pieces tow any man who 'eld moy recapture Robyn 'ood!

Five rough looking men sat around a table looked at each other, shugged and stood up. The Mob picked up the tools of their trade, axes and pitchforks.

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One of the Mob threw his Hand-Axe at Joan, luckily it missed and stuck in the wall

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9637/mikeyh.jpg

'ere, you're payin for that Alfie!!

Mickey ducked behind the counter as the man called Alfie shot him an angry look. Alfie turned back to the job in hand and got hit in the face with a Massive Punch from Little Joan, knocking him out cold. The other four men hesitated

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6620/men1ou.jpg

Go on, or no monay for any ov yow!

The men charged. Robyn drew back her bow and fired twice in quick succession

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

Two of the four men went down with Regular Arrows in their shoulders. Joan grabbed one and threw him across the room into the wall, he didn't get up. Joan turned to the last man. His axe was raised above his head ready to strike, but he was sweating. His eyes looked from the axe, to Joan, and back to the axe. She smiled. He slowly lowered the axe.

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

Good boy, Aunty will make sure it doesn't hurt too much...

She grabbed his shirt and drove her forehead into his head, Headbutting him into unconsciousness

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Robyn and Little Joan turned to Thomas of Wykumn. He had his sword by Mickey's neck.

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6620/men1ou.jpg

Wun step clowser, oi'll slit 'is thoat.

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

NO!

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

OK Thomas, think on this.

You kill him, I wont miss!

Joan will rip you in two,

This does not have to happen to you.

Release that man, let him go,

We wont have to hurt you so

Robyn and Joan walked away from each other, circling around Thomas so he could not watch both of them. Robyn waited for Joan to act

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

You better not hurt Auntie's new friend Thomas, what would ya dad say if 'e saw ya now?

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6620/men1ou.jpg

LEAVE MOY FATHER OUWT OV THIS!!

Robyn took her shot

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*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

The Regular Arrow caught Thomas in the shoulder, making him drop his sword. Joan charge at him and hit him with a Running Tackle tat ended with them both on the floor. As Joan got to her knees Thomas swung his Shield at her, Striking her and knocking her back down. He got up and raised his shield above his head to hit Joan again

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

I wouldn't do that if I were you,

Or my arrow will run you through!

He slowly turned, dropping his shield. Joan got up and swung a Massive Punch at Thomas' head. He was knocked out cold

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Mickey picked up bits of broken furniture. He looked at a part of the wall

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9637/mikeyh.jpg

Well, ya sure do know how t' make an impression on a man Joan

Robyn looked over, you could clearly see the imprint of a face in the soft plaster of the wall where Little Joan had thrown someone minutes earlier.

Joan smiled and looked out of the window, the smile faded

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

Where are they? They should be 'ere by now...

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9637/mikeyh.jpg

Anyway, you two better get goin. I know Alfie, 'e'll 'ave gone straight to the guards, they'll be 'ere any minute. If ya friends make it 'ere I'll get um out somehow.

He took them into a back room and moved some barrels. He pulled back a section of wall to reveal a hole.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9637/mikeyh.jpg

Straight through, ya friend Sister Tuck is on the other side

He took Joan's massive hand in his and kissed it

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9637/mikeyh.jpg

Until we meet again my dear Little Joan

Joan blushed again and rushed through the hole. Robyn nodded thanks to Mickey and followed. Tuck was just outside.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6967/sistertuck.jpg

So good to see you dear Robyn! And not too badly beaten either...

(she looked towards the bush where the hole was hidden)

...where are the others?

Joan looked back at the castle

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

I'm sure they'll be here soon.

Joan didn't look as sure as she sounded

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6967/sistertuck.jpg

Oh, of course... I do hope they're OK...

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CJAlex · March 13, 2012

Images flashed in front of her... Jimmy holding hands with White Archer, Jimmy cuddling Cosmic Girl, Jimmy play fighting in bed with Sergeant Sandy Hyatt, leaning in to kiss her...

Robyn: I am back! You haven't dated anyone else while I was gone.

Jimmy: Er.. No

Robyn: Jimmy

Jimmy: Okay there was that one night with Officer Hyatt but we drunk.

Robyn: I am kick ass Jimmy

5 seconds of Pwnage later

Robyn : No one messes with me.

MJStark · March 13, 2012

Robyn: I am back! You haven't dated anyone else while I was gone.

Jimmy: Er.. No

Robyn: Jimmy

Jimmy: Okay there was that one night with Officer Hyatt but we drunk.

Robyn: I am kick ass Jimmy

5 seconds of Pwnage later
Robyn : No one messes with me.

LMFAO!!! :D:D

Apologies for the delay in 'publishing' issues folks, my boss is finally taking all his holiday so I'm in work a stupid amount at the moment. Should be one of each up later this week as I've got Thursday & Friday off

steesh07 · March 15, 2012

I have to say that I'm quite entertained by this, never played the game but I like this probably because of the obscure references to Robin Hood. I'll be reading.

MJStark · March 22, 2012

<div style="text-align:center;">ISSUE#7

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Robert was running though a dark and spooky woodland, the sounds of wild beasts and the screaming of toutured souls filled the air. He ran and ran and ran. He looked up, Wyllow was in the distance beckoning him towards her!

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

WYLLOW!!

He ran to her and she launched herself into his arms

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

Oh Robert, you came to save me!

(she gave him a big kiss)

I knew you loved me!

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

How could I not? Your beauty is unsurpassed, your wit a charm, I have loved you since the moment I saw you!

He pulled her close to kiss her again but her body began to expand in his arms. He stepped back as Wyllow transformed

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6196/reqdemon01.jpg

Stupid man! As if a woman such as Wyllow Scarlet could ever love you! Why, when she could so easily love another younger, more virile man, a man in the prime of his life, not a broken down old warrior...

Images flashed in front of his eyes... Wyllow whispering into Sir Guy's ear, Sir Guy holding hands with her in public, Sir Guy carrying her over the threshhold, Wyllow dressed in a wedding gown...

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

***********************************

Robert woke up with a start soaked in sweat. The same dream again, every night since they had locked him down here in the dark depths of the castle dungeons a week ago. Robert had lost track of time days ago and now just slept when he felt the need so who knows when it was!

Keys rattled in the door. It opened and two guards walked in

http://i.imgur.com/GXOn1.jpg

Good afternoon, yer lordship, the Sheriff requests tha pleasure of ya company! heh heh heh

**********************************

As Robert was dragged up through the maze of the castle he recognised many of the servants they passed, some of them even risked a small nod or curtsey to their former Lord. At least Robert knew one thing, if he did managed to escape he certainly had many friends within the castle walls who might help him.

They stopped at the doors to the Great Hall. Robert could hear voices inside.

...this oppotunity, work for me, love him, and I shall spare you the gallows. If not, come the morrow you swing by your neck...

All went quiet

What? Speak up girl!

Robert heard someone spit, he assumed it was Robyn

I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU,

FOR MY HEART IS TRUE,

EVIL WILL NEVER TRIUMPH OVER GOOD,

SO SAYS THE FIRST ROBYN HOOD!

If I die upon the morrow,

Another shall rise and bring you sorrow,

All your futures I have seen,

Of my own a little did I gleen,

Of your future I'll tell you some,

Know this, your day will come!

Robert smiled to himself. You had to give it to her, the girl had spirit! But what did she mean about knowing the future? He heard a sharp slap.

Take her back to her cell, hang her in the morning. And wake me early, I want to watch.

The doors opened and an unconscious Robyn was dragged out by two guards. Robert was taken into the Great Hall

http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/56/greathall.jpg

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Ahhh, Lord Loxley, so good of you to join me! I'm so sorry I kept you waiting. hahahahaa!

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

Laugh all you want, you'll get nothing from me you vile fiend!

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/jhdTEW/Comic%20Book%20Hero/TheSheriff_altSmall.jpg

My dear Loxley, I want nothing from you. My cohort, however, is a different story...

A man stepped from behind the Sheriff's 'throne'

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/919/eofkent.jpg

Ahh Robert, good to see you again dear boy! Such a shame you father couldn't be here with us, what!

Robert struggled against the guards holding him

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

KENT!! I should have known you would turn up now your dirty work has been done for you! Is it not enough that you have my lands? That you killed my father?

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/919/eofkent.jpg

My dear boy, all you need to do to end this is accept Prince Bohart as your regent & rightfull holder of the throne. And, of course, marry my daughter, what! If you do not, then you shall swing by your neck come morning!

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

Bohart? That simpering weasel of a man? NEVER!! And as for your witch of a daughter, I would rather hang!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/919/eofkent.jpg

So be it! Guards, return him to his cell, there will be two for the gallows in the morning... And Robert...

(Robert looked at the Earl of Kent)

...sweet dreams...

A guard hit Robert over the head and he lost consciousness

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Robert woke up in his cell with a start, again soaked in sweat. Even in unconsciousness he couldn't escape the dream. Then the meeting with the Earl of Kent hit hin...

Escape, he had to escape!

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Wyllow was beginning to worry. It had been over an hour now and she and Michelle still hadn't found Robert. They were currently hiding in an unused cell

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

Where the hell is he?

http://i.imgur.com/5rWXV.jpg

Don't worry Miss Wyllow, we'll find him!

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

I hope so...

http://i.imgur.com/5rWXV.jpg

Why are you so worried Miss Wyllow?

Wyllow took a deep breath and sighed

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

Look, you gotta promise not to tell anyone, not even Robbie, OK?

(Michelle nodded)

Robert, well... he really pushes my buttons...

(Michelle looked confused)

... you know, shakes my tail-feather?... Wets my whistle?.... Jeeez, do I have to spell it out? I like him!

http://i.imgur.com/5rWXV.jpg

What's not to like? Such a noble man...

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

No, I mean I like like him.

Sudden realisation crossed Michelle's face

http://i.imgur.com/5rWXV.jpg

Oh!

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

Yeah, so I really want to find him in one piece so I can tell him so. Robbie made the mistake of waiting and now she'll never know, I'm not going to make the same mistake! Come on, I can't hear the guards any more, lets get moving.

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Wyllow and Michelle snuck down a corridor.

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

You know, I'm sure we've been down here before... quick, there's people coming...

They ducked into an alcove and the guards walked past. As Wyllow lent on a section of wall it swung open, revealing stairs behind leading further down into the dungeons.

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

Finally!

They went down the stairs. At the bottom they followed the corridor around, and practically bumped into two guards!

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Robert heard the guards outside his door cry out. He had been just about to call them over and garrotte them both with a rope made from his last beloved heraldic tunic.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

Hello?

The keys rattled in the door. Robert readied himself for a fight, just in case. The door swung open.

And Wyllow Scarlet walked through it. She walked straight up to the astonished Robert and planted a big kiss on his lips.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4097/robertdz.jpg

Am I dreaming again?

Wyllow cocked her head to one side

http://i.imgur.com/7qmmI.jpg

Been dreaming about me have you? Interesting... hehe! Come on, we can talk about this later.

She grabbed his hand and they ran.

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It had been an hour since Robyn and Joan had gone through the wall.

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

Where the hell are they?

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6967/sistertuck.jpg

Dear Robyn, we should go, they are bound to be looking for you...

Sister Tuck looked around nervously. Robyn came to decision.

http://i.imgur.com/8rGRt.jpg

Joan, take Tuck back to the camp, I'm going back for them!

http://i.imgur.com/n3lMt.jpg

Ya can't go alone love, I'll come too...

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I need you to keep Tuck safe Aunty, if they are hurt they are going to need her! I'll be back before you know it!

Robyn ducked back through the hole, moved the false wall aside and snuck into the back-room of the tavern. She could hear Mickey talking

..en they ran off! What d'ya expect me to do? An don't think I won't be takin this up with Captain Tanner! Comin in here, smashin up my tavern! An you can tell that Thomas that if he comes in 'ere again I'll let Bruno of the chain!

A dog began growling and snapping

OK Mickey, you jus keep that mut away from me, right?

Silas, you were a good man once... we were friends. Is money all it takes to sway ya conscience?

We can't all make money bootleggin hooch Mickey, some of us have to work for a living...

Robyn heard footsteps walking away from the bar and out the door.

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Pssst!

Mickey looked around, saw Robyn and quickly came over to her.

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What are you doing here??! I thought you'd be long gone by now?

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I wish I were my bar-keep friend,

But I am worried, I can't pretend,

I must find Wyllow and Michelle,

And, I hope, Lord Robert as well.

Have you heard any news?

Know any info I could use?

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As it 'appens Silas did just tell me that they've got 'is Lordship surrounded in the West Tower. 'e's locked 'imself in, they're probably tryin to batter down the doors as we speak but ya carnt get a batterin ram up spiral stairs too easy so it'll be a tough job...

Robyn was already running out of the door. She stopped and turned to Mickey

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The far left tower. Good luck!

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Night was beginning to draw in. Robyn used this to her advantage and took to the Knottingham roof-tops to not draw too much attention. God, how she missed city roofs! These were a nightmare, she had to watch every step to avoid pummetting through into someone's home! And its not like she was in the best condition right now either! She came to the end of the rooftops, it was a good 20ft to the ground entrance of the tower and there were guards everywhere. Luckily for Robyn the were all trying to work out how to get a 7ft long battering ram up stairs with a curve that would only allow a 6ft battering ram and no one noticed Robyn perched on the roof. She looked up at the tower.

She realised Wyllow was leaning out of the window and waving at her. Wyllow was trying to signal something to her. From what Robyn could work out Wyllow was trying to tell her there was no way out of the tower... well, that or that she had run out of toilet paper... Robyn guessed it was the first one. She pulled out an Arrow and Line and knotched the arrow. She looked around herself to make sure no one was watching the tower and fired

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp......

The arrow flew through the window of the room Wyllow was in. The line hung down the side of the tower, reaching half way down. She notched another and fired

*zzzzzzzzzipppppppppp-poc*

The arrow lodged inbetween two of the stones in the wall next to the end of the first line. Some mortar from between the stones flew out and showered down on two of the guards. They looked up, then they looked over at Robyn

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OVER THERE, GET HER!!!!!

As several other guards turned and ran towards her she could see Wyllow, Michelle and, yes, Robert of Loxley too, begin to climb down the lines. Captain Tanner emerged from the tower's entrance

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Capture Robyn Hood and his Lordship, kill any others you find!

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Seven guards advanced on Robyn, but as long as she stayed on the roof and out of range of their halberds they could not reach her. She notched a Regular Arrow and fired

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

A guard went down

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

And another

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiipppppp-thunk*

And another

MEANWHILE...

Wyllow reached the bottom of the first line and reached for the second. A Crossbow Bolt rebounded of the wall next to her hand.

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AAAAAHGGGHHHHH!!!

Wyllow looked up, Michelle had a Crossbow Bolt sticking out of her leg.

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Hold on!

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I... can't....

Michelle let go of the rope

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NOOOOOOOOO!!

Wyllow watched Michelle fall as the Guards reloaded their crossbows. Michelle went through a cloth awning that was attached to the wall below and landed on a pile of sacks. She was still moving!

Wyllow jumped for the second line just as the guards fired their Crossbow Bolts, missing her. She slid down the line. She couldn't help but be glad she had put gloves on, the leather of the gloves beginning to smoke as she slid down. She hit the ground and rolled, pulling her Quarter-Staff from her back in one fluid motion and Sweeping the Legs from under a Guard before spinning around and Smashing the end of her Quarter-Staff into another guard's face.

...

Robert followed Wyllow's example and hit the ground fighting. Two Guards fell to the Slashing of his Sword before it came up against the shield of Captain Tanner.

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Finally, I get to cross swords with my old student again. I taught you everything you know boy! There's those that rate you the best in these lands, I aim to show them that you aint a patch on your teacher!

Tanner Swung his Sword at Robert, who parried the blow and delivered a Sword Thrust of his own. The two traded thrusts and blows, neither taking the advantage, the Captain's shield making up for Robert's obvious superior skills. Finally Robert Thrust his Sword, it sliced across the Captain's shield arm, he dropped the shield. Robert hit him in the face with the Pommel of his Sword, the Captain stumbled and fell back

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See Captain, you're getting to old for this. Everyone knows you colour your beard with boot-black these days! Give it up old man...

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NEVER!!

Tanner Kicked Robert's feet from under him, got to his own and put his sword-tip to Robert's bare chest.

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The old dog still has some fight left in him boy! I should kill you where you lie, you insolent pup!

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I don't think so!

The Captain turned. Wyllow held her Quarter-Staff like a baseball bat and Smashed Capatain Tanner around the head with it. He went down hard.

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Wyllow looked at her Quarter-Staff. It had snapped around the Captain's head, the other half of it had spun away and knocked out the last guard who was running away. Wyllow had taken out her fair share and Robyn had dispatched the rest from her rooftop perch while Captain Tanner and Robert had been duelling

Wyllow reached her hand down towards Robert

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Looks like I'm your hero!

He took her hand and got to his feet. He looked deep into her eyes

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And you always will be...

He lent forward to kiss her. Her eyes opened wide, Robert turned. A Guard had his knife raised about to stab Robert. The guard began to gurgle and his eyes rolled into the back of his head as a bloody swordtip emerged from his chest. It retracted and the guard dropped to the ground.

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Michelle was stood behind him, with her weight on one leg, clutching her ribs. She smiled, her teeth red with blood.

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I'd say that... makes us even... Miss Wyllow...

She dropped to the ground.

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Michelle! Robert, help me. Robyn! ROBYN! Michelle's hurt bad!

Wyllow turned to where Robyn had been, but Robyn was gone.

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Wyllow, we've got to go! Robyn can look after herself! Come on, we have to get Michelle to Tuck!

Wyllow was torn, but knew Robert was right. Michelle saved Robert's life, they had to try and save hers. They ran for Mickey's Tavern. Besides, Robyn had probably gone on ahead

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Having found the horses they raced to the camp. When they got there Joan was furious!

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What do ya mean ya left 'er there?!!!?

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Dearest Joan, they did the right thing... poor Michelle, I only hope the poultice and herbs can make her well again. Thank you, Aunty, for having the strength to relocate that which I could not. Her fate is in God's hands now, but at least she is not already by his side...

Joan still looked angry. Robert, now fully dressed again, put his hand on her shoulder.

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Aunty... if we go back now we would arrive at day-break, with no way into the castle and the guards at their most watchfull... we would be running to our deaths. We must trust that she will return to us. She is most probably on her way to us now...

Wyllow was stood apart from the others. She had been looking through the meagre medical supplies that remained from what she had arrived in Snarewood what felt like forever ago, hoping to find what she would consider some proper pain-killers for Michelle, not ground up willow bark. She had been sure she still had one ampule of morphine left and had reached the bottom of her bag when she found it. She also found a note. She read it.

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Have you found that magic pain reliever Miss Wyllow?

Wyllow turned to them, tears streaming down her face.

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From the way the grey fabric over her face had lightened Robyn guessed the sun had come up. She never saw the face of her attacker the previous night, he had grabbed her from behind and knocked her out before she had time to look. When she had awoken some time ago her hands were chained to her feet and she had a hood over her head. She had done a lot of soul searching in the last few hours and she knew that this was right. This was the way it had to go. She was so glad she had written that letter to Jimmy all those weeks ago. She knew that Wyllow would understand when she found it, that she would find a way of making sure he got it, somehow.

You can't change history. It was the one thing she remembered from that boring science program they made her watch on Temporal Science for extra credit... what happened, happened. In her note to Wyllow she had wished her and Robert a long and happy life together, and she truely meant it. She knew they would, she'd read the books...

She heard keys in a lock turn.

It's time for you to go meet your maker Miss 'ood! And when ya get there four o our mate 'll be there waitin to give you a good kickin for last night too!

Her ribs exploded with pain as the guard Punched her hard.

Ay, calm down! Ya want 'er t be able t walk t her own execution, right?

Yeah, I s'pose...

Robyn felt herself get picked up. She may have accepted her fate but she wasn't going to make it easy for them, she let herself go limp. They struggled for a second before getting a grip and carried her by the shoulders out of the cell.

One of the guards must have slipped, because they suddenly dropped her. She hit her head hard and blacked out. When she came around she could tell through the hood that she was just emerging into the light...

...

The Sheriff and The Earl of Kent sat on the balcony overlooking the gallows.

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A terrible shame that Loxley escaped, my Lord, but I have no doubt that we shall catch him. After all, with this fine filly gone no doubt her band of loutish women will lose their fighting spirit!

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You had best hope so Sheriff, you don't want me to have to make some changes around here, what!

The Sheriff losened his collar.

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Ah, here she is now...

...

Robyn was walked across the open space. Her feet hit some stairs. The hands holding her shoulders urged her up them. She walked up them, she was too tired to struggle. At the top someone turned her around and she felt tightness around her neck.

...

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What's with the hood?

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Oh, I always do that with the pretty ones... I find a pretty face with its eyes bulging can somewhat put a man off his breakfast!

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You are a twisted little man... no wonder I hired you, what!

...

Only one thing went through Robyn's head

I LOVE YOU JIMMY!!!!

A voice whispered close to her ear

I am sorry...

Her world went black

...

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Well, give her one thing, she died with dignity, what!

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Yes... No pleading, no screaming, a very brave girl.... Breakfast?

As they got up to leave the hangman checked for a pulse, then cut down the body of the first Robyn Hood...

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djthefunkchris · March 24, 2012

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crayon · March 31, 2012

Hey MJ, did you get my PM? (Sorry for the hijack, but I figure this is the most obvious place you'll see

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MJStark · March 31, 2012

Crayon, you have a PM

So folks, I know things have slowed right down on here in the last few weeks, this was due to working like a bitch while my boss got his holiday taken at work. I was due to say today that things will pick up again now...

But I'm afraid not. My wife has been offered a really good job in Brighton (she didn't even need to interview for it, simpley enquired about the job and got offered it on the spot!). Now, moving to Brighton has been our vague plan for a number of years so having this fall into our laps is kind of a dream come true

The job starts in less than a month and we've got to move home, get our son in a decent school there and generally get the stuff we've collected over 10 years in a 3 bedroom house with massive shed (my wife is a hoarder lol) down to the amount of stuff you can fit into a moderately sized 2 bedrom appartment while still working to pay the bills until we leave

So I'm afraid fans of Robyn and Jimmy will have to wait a while for the conclusion of their stories. I'm going to try and get both to the final issue of this volume (one away each) but after than it will be after we get ourselves sorted in a new place 270odd miles away that I will stike up the continuing story.

Many thanks for reading folks and, trust me, just like Arnie, I'll be back

MJStark · April 30, 2012

Kinda roundup of the final issue that never saw the light of day

Robyn awoke, but could not see. She put her hands to here face, the hood was still there. She ripped it off and was momentarily blinded by the light. Slowly her vision cleared.

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She was in the clearing she and Wyllow had arrived in. Across the clearing stood a figure with their back to her. The figure turned

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Ah, Miss Hood! Awake I see! Now tremble at the feet of Herne the Hunter!!

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Herne the Hunter?? Wait... I know you, you're The Detective! You're an alien, you travel all over the place ensuring the balance of good and evil!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

We've met before, only it was in the future

Ahhhhhhhhh!!! This explains so much! No, Miss Hood, I have never heard that name used for me before, but then, according to the instruments in my ship you from the future. Tell me Miss Hood, how did you know it was me?

Errrr, you really think a beard and horns are going to fool me?

Fair enough! Now, Miss Hood, why are you here?

Robyn told The Detective about the process that led up to her and Wyllow being sucked through time and space. The Detective looked thoughtfull throughout her explaination.

So, do you want to return to your own time Miss Hood, or would you prefer Miss Hitchins?

Yes, more than anything.

Then take this...

(he handed her a map)

...and this...

(it was a compass the like of which she had never seen)

..., these shall lead you to the one who can send you home. I shall check in on you from time to time, but you must leave now, before the time paradox of Robyn Hood not dying catches up with everything and the entire world is destroyed. I shall talk to your friend Wyllow for you.

Thank you. And give Robert of Loxley this...

(she handed The Detective her old hat)

... It will make things complete! Good bye Detective...

She left, following the direction of the compass...

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OBVIOUSLY THERE WAS DUE TO BE MORE THAN THIS, BUT MY HARD-DRIVE WENT CAPUTSKI AND LOST EVERYTHING.

If anyone is interested I could continue the story in a similar style to the 'wiki-entry' style used by others on the board for diaries, but I don't have any of the data left to continue the diary in full at this time.

Let me know folks. I should be able to continue it properly at some point, but I'll be honest and say that when I can I'll be starting from a point a volume ahead of where we are now (due to personal choise, nothing more. The Jimmy/Roberta saga gets more interesting and less angsty from that point)

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