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POW: God-Emperors of Dayton

 

Monday Week 3 February 2012

 

Ohio Jewish Center (Great Lakes)

 

Attendance: 200

 

Announcers:

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Buccaneer * “The Chef” Chet Rio

 

 

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Frat Pack

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Ryder's Team w/ Jenna

It's a hectic match, and while in many ways neither team is either very good or strongly supported, it could be a lot worse. The Pack have cohesion, at least somewhat, while Ryder and his associates are all individuals at this point – but powerful individuals. In the end King eats an End of the Dirt Road to put him down, Patel is launched in an incredibly stiff suplex, and Big Bo, as the man who attacked Darius King last month is referred to, nails the DDT on Scott Bingington to score the fall.

Ryder's Team defeated Frat Pack

Rating: E+

 

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The beatdown continues for a few moments. The young man named Little Willy in advance publicity shows up, too, and distracts the Pack while Ryder makes off with Darius King's football helmet before this group, sans Ryder, return to the ring. Their manageress takes the microphone.

 

“So, this is where the wrestlers live... And that's why we're here. We are naturals; wrestlers, natural grapplers. You already know Richard Ryder, the real man's man.

 

“But standing tall beside me is the real deal in wrestling. A proud and upstanding member of my team.This is John Thomas.

 

“Behind John Thomas, the big man – and a man we know will bolster this quartet. This, my friends, is Big Bo Lox.

 

“And Little Willy here makes four, the four Wrestlers and Natural Grapplers who've united here to show you all what wrestling should be. With me, Jenna Talia, we are Team WANG.”

 

She has an admirable straight face.

 

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El Hot Dog vs. Little Willy w/ Jenna Talia

A frantic back and forth ensues again, with the difference that this one is good. It's probably the best El Hot Dog has looked in the ring in months – but he's still outclassed. Little Willy is clearly one to watch, taking it to El Hot Dog and eventually laying him out with a move Jenna Talia insists goes by the name of the Big Bang.

Little Willy defeated El Hot Dog

Rating: D

 

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Shay Kinsella struts down to the ring, glad-handing the fans, then rolls into the ring again, accepting a microphone from Kay Fabe. “Well, that was a weird start to the show,” he says. “WANG,” and he can't quite contain a snicker, “I'll get to takin' your measure next month, at I, Wrestler.

 

“We'll see if you can stand up under pressure, won't we?

 

“Meantime, I'm busy. I've heard we've a bona fide war hero here. Flew some hundred and fifty missions. Bombed the crap outta some Germans. And he's here on some kinda foreign exchange; how exactly El Train is doing in the Royal Air Force I don't know, I don't even wanna know, but LEFTenant Geoff has been doing OK here.

 

“Geoff, come down here. Let's you and me fight, see how you do. See how I do, come to that.”

 

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Shay Kinsella vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II

An extremely good match, continuing the post-opener theme of POW wrestlers excelling themselves. Westminster does exceptionally well, nearly pinning Kinsella at one point, but in the end it's the Urbana Native that carries the day, as it has so many times in Kinsella's career.

Shay Kinsella defeated Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II

Rating: D+

 

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Once again, on DVD presentations, the music of Araby briefly plays, showing us Ebi Kadivar's information bazaar backstage. Again, the knock sounds, and with a blissful smile, Kadivar pronounces “Enter.”

 

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This time, the woman stepping through the bead curtain is a newcomer in a white cowboy hat. Kadivar's eyes widen. “Miss Van Sant,” he says. “To what do I owe this pleasure?”

 

“I think you know,” she says softly. “I need its location, Ebi – either the full thing, or whatever you have.”

 

“Nevada, the price for that information is too high for any one customer to afford.”

 

She tilts her head forward, looking sternly at him. “Ebi, you owe me, from-”

 

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The bead curtain flies wide with a clatter and Christian Prophet comes rushing in. Shoving Nevada Van Sant to one side, he barrels Kadivar into the wall, locking one meaty paw around his throat in a chokehold. “Where is it?” Prophet demands. ”WHERE IS IT?”

 

Van Sant comes to Kadivar's rescue, or tries. The fight turns into a brawl, and by the time Prophet flees, Kadivar is lying prone, clutching at his throat, trying to recover.

 

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Johnny G Wells vs. Fargo Korben

There's a good match in here, waiting to get out. And Wells and Korben just seem to gel in the ring – and Wells can take a hell of a beating, though it turns out he's not too bad at dishing one out. His high-flying has little style to it, but it looks effective, and he throws fists pretty well.

 

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Korben makes use of his famous invention, the open-handed slap, to bring the match to a brief halt. Wells attempts to recover, then gets distracted as Earl Ray Travis appears ringside – and Fargo Korben slams Wells before applying the Ramboisterous Racket to force the submission.

Fargo Korben defeated Johnny G. Wells

Rating: D

 

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On the DVD presentation, the next scene shows us two men in a ring, obviously pre-filmed. The ring's canvas has been replaced by a thin roll of LED-infused fabric which flashes grids of differently coloured lights, a la a traditional disco. The rest of the area has been darkened; Discotheque, the reigning tag team champions, are lit from beneath, a soft beat pumping through the scene in time with the flashes.

 

KC Summer looks up at the camera and smiles. “Nobody at the top of the Pecking Order,” he begins.

 

“Nope,” Donny Chic contributes. “Gettin' there, but they ain't there.”

 

“They'll make it,” KC returns.

 

“And when they do-”

 

“-Yours truly, Discotheque, the track of the year-”

 

“-will play them the track of their tears.”

 

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Ebi Kadivar & Richie Santana Jr vs. Dreamscape

A good match here; a really good match, for the grouping. Kadivar in particular shows stunning high-flying skills, though he comes to the ring nursing his throat. It's down to Santana to make most of the running, which he does – and, ultimately, he pins Scaremare off a Flying Body Press, scoring the upset win.

Ebi Kadivar & Richie Santana Jr defeated Dreamscape

Rating: D-

 

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Christian Prophet is in the ring as the match ends. He targets Kadivar, pinning him against the turnbuckle, pummeling his ribs, screaming “WHERE IS IT?” over and over. Santana Jr tries to come to his rescue, only to be grabbed by both members of Dreamscape...

 

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An unknown woman slides into the ring and starts attacking the trapped and restrained Santana Jr. All looks to be lost...

 

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HERE COME THE CHAMPS! Discotheque hit the ring, doling out punches for all, and with no chance to continue his interrogation successfully, Prophet and his disciples flee the ring.

 

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Best of 3 Falls

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Sky Panther © vs. WMD

Sometimes, two people just know how to get the most out of one another. Sky Panther dominates early on, even scoring with the Slo Mo Stunner to win the first fall.

 

WMD takes it back to him, hammering him hard and sending him crashing from the ring on a turnbuckle powerbomb that appears to have too much momentum. The second fall goes to the challenger – but Chet Rio asks if that kind of fall can count toward a title victory, which sets Buccaneer looking to torrent the POW rulebook on his smartphone.

 

In the final fall the match is even, and the Chef begins to talk about how this could be the first loss for the Woman of Mass Destruction, the first rival to survive and thrive. But in the end, a huge suplex sets up for the Tactical Air Strike. The victory belongs to the WMD – but as Kay Fabe makes clear to the fans in attendance, the second fall doesn't qualify for a title change.

WMD won but did not qualify to take the championship

Rating: D+

 

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Nonetheless, the funeral march begins to play, and again, the besuited youngsters scramble down with a coffin, looking to load Sky Panther in – but El Scorcho is there! He shoves them aside, picking Panther up in his arms, and, facing the camera, he throws his head back.

 

“NOOOOOOO!”

 

“Fourteen have tried, fourteen have died,” Chet Rio intones.

 

El Scorcho carries his fallen comrade from sight as the show ends.

 

Show Rating: D

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Oh my god.

 

I should not have laughed, but I totally did.

 

I can honestly say that WANG is likely to be the big issue for readers on this diary. If you can handle WANG then that's fine; if, on the other hand, Jenna Talia leaves you uneasy, then I'm afraid some of the humour is not going to go down well.

 

I personally think that WANG is a perfectly acceptable thing to present as a major feature of this diary, but there are those who might look at WANG and consider it immature, almost childish.

 

And that would be illegal.

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I can honestly say that WANG is likely to be the big issue for readers on this diary. If you can handle WANG then that's fine; if, on the other hand, Jenna Talia leaves you uneasy, then I'm afraid some of the humour is not going to go down well.

 

I personally think that WANG is a perfectly acceptable thing to present as a major feature of this diary, but there are those who might look at WANG and consider it immature, almost childish.

 

And that would be illegal.

 

Wow! Literally just picked that one up.....well not literally, but,.......forget it. :p

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Prediction Key:

Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

 

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

 

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

Shay needs elevating to the top, and WANG can't have it all their own way.

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

This sausage is getting beaten.

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

The crazy Evil stable takes an early setback. Plus, our hero gets going nice and quickly.

 

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

JOBBERS!

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

The Big Evil gets a big early win.

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

It'll be hard, but I think that WANG will pull it off.

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

Draw, because they're all awesome.

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

Kinsella seems to be top guy while Ryder probably isn´t, or that´s how I see them right now.

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

Scott Seal is pretty talented so he should go over comedy jobber with ease.

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

Coin flip but Eve seems to be part of the Prophet´s group and to me that gives her small advantage right now.

 

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

Santana Jr. has looked like the most important guy from these four so far.

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

I´m guessing this will be debut win for Prophet though I could also see a DQ loss happening here.

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

I usually would go with real team but with that ranking system in play you need to give some over champs to make sure that there will be enough title defenses and WANG seems to be rather big deal right now.

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

Tough one but I go with heels simply because I think that they would benefit more as it would shot Alexia back into title picture with WMD while you build your other top heels (likely Prophet and who ever of the WANG guys are going to be the top man) up.

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

 

Shay wins this one handily.

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

 

El Hot Dog may be fun, but he's still a jobber.

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

 

Mostly a guess.

 

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

 

Squash match.

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

 

With how Prophet's being built up I think he has to win here. Kadivar is talented, but there's a good chance he'll get signed to a written deal by UPJ at some point.

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

 

They're the tag team champions for a reason.

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

 

Tough one, but I'm not sure how well Dynamite and WMD will work together since both want the Grand title for themselves.

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I hope Talia is searching for other members so she can have even more stroke in POW.

 

Perhaps an oriental influence? A Chinese shuai jiao master would fit quite nicely in Wrestlers and Natural Grapplers.

 

Especially if his name was Chung.

 

I've got, like, six more names jotted down.

 

Hell, Jenna Talia was originally going to be a Welsh lass by the name of Erogenous Jones.

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

Shay will continue his momentum and I think it will end via DQ

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

I will not go against the dog

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

Love Eve's render, but Nevada looks like she will be more important in the near future

 

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

They are not the jobbers in this match

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

Prophet gets a bit more momentum over the Guru

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

Not sure here so I flipped a coin

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

If the champ doesn't win soon, he is going to look like a bitch and the title will become a joke (and not in the good PoW kind).

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

 

El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

 

Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

 

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Lt. Geoffrey C. Westminster II & Earl Ray Travis

 

Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

It's good the see my creation getting some love!:D

 

Discotheque (Donny Chic & KC Summer) vs. Little Willy & Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

 

Slo-Mo Dojo (El Scorcho & Sky Panther) vs. "Big Boom" (Alexia Dynamite & WMD)

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POW: I, Wrestler

 

Monday Week 3 March 2012

 

Ohio Jewish Center (Great Lakes)

 

Attendance: 215

 

Announcers:

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Buccaneer * “The Chef” Chet Rio

 

 

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As is becoming a pattern in the early going, Shay Kinsella kicks things off, glad-handing with the crowd before making a circuit of the fans and collecting a microphone from Kay Fabe.

 

“So here we go,” he begins. “I've been taking the measure of POW wrestlers for a little while now, and... well, they're good fighters. So consider this me saying apparently I've still got it – because I'm two matches in and two wins up.

 

“But there's some folks out here who're calling themselves the best POW has. Wrestlers and natural grapplers, huh?

 

“OK, well, call Earl Ray and Geoff what you want – don't call 'em warm-ups, that's kind of unfair – but I guess I wanna get in the ring with WANG. We're starting out today with Richard Ryder – the real man's man, or so he estimates.

 

“Ready when you are, Dick.”

 

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Shay Kinsella vs. Richard Ryder w/ Jenna Talia

Some really good wrestling here, particularly by Ryder's standards, and Kinsella's definitely getting back into the swing of things, busting out all his old spots and playing to the crowd. Ryder fights back pretty well – he definitely makes a good showing of himself – but the Urbana Native can connect from anywhere and, ultimately, it does.

Shay Kinsella defeated Richard Ryder

Rating: D+

 

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Backstage and on DVD releases, Ebi Kadivar reclines in a hammock with the same Arabian music playing. A fan wafts in and out of shot above his head. He pops a cube of Turkish delight into his mouth and smiles.

 

Suddenly he freezes in place, eyes wide open. He tilts his head; listening, on edge. A small sound comes from outside his 'room'. He reaches down, slowly, out of shot of the camera – going for a weapon. His hand moves back into shot as he gets a firm grip on the steel chair.

 

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The bead curtains part and an athletic-looking man steps into the room. Kadivar visibly relaxes.

 

“Mr Vine,” he says. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

 

“It's been too long, Ebi,” the man returns in a soft English accent. “I've been away on business.

 

“Yes?”

 

“I got airlifted in by a fighter ace we have in the area. It's gotten too big, Ebi. We should never have buried this thing.”

 

“On the contrary, Charles,” Kadivar replies. “We should have buried it so deep that nobody would ever, ever know it was there to find.”

 

“My country wants to be sure it's safe,” Charles says, trying again. “Prophet is going to be trouble. And if he, of all people, gets his hands on it-”

 

Kadivar raises a hand, and Charles Vine relents. “OK,” he says simply. “You're right. Ebi. I know you, of all people, know the gravity of the situation. I'm sorry.”

 

“Prophet is after me,” Kadivar says, “and he has a match with me tonight. I wish you'd been here last month, Charles, but-”

 

“I can help. I can come out with you-”

 

“No. He has three allies, Charles. We need to take a different tack.”

 

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El Hot Dog vs. John Thomas w/ Jenna Talia

The edible luchador keeps fighting, and his status as WANG's most regular target to date continues. He's definitely working out how to fight people with the straightforward style WANG embodies, and some of his old familiar pluck comes back, but John Thomas is no pushover. He eventually lays El Hot Dog out with something the commentary crew refer to as the Five Finger Palm Technique.

John Thomas defeated El Hot Dog

Rating: E+

 

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Nevada Van Sant vs. All Hallows Eve

Hectic stuff between two women the fans barely know – but that's the main thing holding this back. All Hallows Eve is brutal, fighting an imitation of the Christian Prophet style, but Van Sant contains and controls, wearing her down and fighting through Eve's initial fury; when she starts to flag, Van Sant catches her with the Edge of Forever cutter, getting the win.

Nevada Van Sant defeated All Hallows Eve

Rating: E+

 

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Johnny G Wells makes his way to the ring and gratefully accepts a microphone from Kay Fabe. He climbs into the center and looks around, watching everybody.

 

“I'm new to all this,” he says. “First generation wrestler. Fifth generation futurist. Invention, creation, innovation – these are things I know how to do.

 

“But wrestling, I'm still learning. So maybe I'm just missing something – but I thought in a one on one match, that was what it was supposed to be.

 

“Fargo, you took something I made, something that worked, something that I would've happily given you if you'd wanted it, and you broke me. Now I had a problem with that, I'm trying to learn a new career, I wanted the match – and you seemed to have a problem beating me. First match, I'm pretty pleased with that, but – well, hell, I got distracted, and according to the blog since you two have gotten pretty tight together.

 

“So I want an explanation, Fargo.”

 

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Fargo Korben's music hits. He swaggers down to the ring and snatches the microphone from Johnny's hand. Going nose to nose for a long moment, he sneers, then turns aways. “I is heretofores, blothers an' dames, to repudicate these caluminescences set down in this courtney love by a juryrigged pierrot.

 

“Earl Hickey Ray Charles Travis Bickle is a blother from a further mothering instinctuality, sonshine. But! You ask if I had a handy-dandy ultravac in him showing up to banjolele when you-me swiggled? You're flupin' your selfactualisation!”

 

With those words, Korben departs. Johnny stands in the ring a long while, then:

 

“...What?”

 

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Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr vs. Earl Ray Travis & Lieutenant Geoffrey C. Westminster II

Good stuff, actually, especially by the standards of Travis and Westminster. Travis lays a beating on Wells, who finally gets it together well enough to start retaliating. In the meantime, Santana and Westminster put on a show – but it's Richie who gets the advantage there, catching Westminster with a flying cross body to score the pin.

Johnny G Wells & Richie Santana Jr defeated Earl Ray Travis & Lieutenant Geoffrey C. Westminster II

Rating: D-

 

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Ebi Kadivar vs. Christian Prophet

Prophet takes it to Kadivar from the off. Ebi plays hit and run, showing off some amazing moves as he does so, but Christian Prophet absorbs the impacts and plays Kadivar out, finally forcing him into the Prophylaxis, making Kadivar tap out.

Christian Prophet defeated Ebi Kadivar

Rating: D

 

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All Hallows Eve slides into the ring alongside Prophet. The pair keep Kadivar pinned down, their heads close to his, Prophet talking softly for a while, Kadivar apparently replying though the camera mics can't pick up any sound.

 

Apparently satisfied, Prophet and Eve leave, walking with a purpose.

 

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The Complete Package, as a caption along the bottom of the screen reveals Little Willy and Big Bo Lox to be known, pop up on DVD, with Jenna Talia stood beside them. Big Bo is wearing Darius King's football helmet at a jaunty angle; the Frat Pack's emblem can still be seen through the vivid, some would say garish, paint job – the same shocking purple as WANG's tights.

 

“The Sidekick champions are the targets tonight,” Jenna says. “We have a message for them.”

 

Little Willy takes over. “You've been good champions,” he says. “And we've a little way to climb the Pecking Order. But when we take you on tonight we make a statement. We go above and beyond – you are going to take WANG, and you are going to end up on your back, sprawled, exhausted, dripping and limp, while I and my buddy Bo, upstanding members of the greatest team in wrestling, stand tall and proud.

 

“WANG is about to give you the slapping of a lifetime.”

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Discotheque vs. The Complete Package w/ Jenna Talia

Slick and stylish stuff here, with Little Willy combining well with Discotheque's strengths – Big Bo doesn't fit so well, but he's enthusiastic and it definitely works as the match goes on.

 

Ultimately, Jenna blasts Donny Chic with the purple helmet behind Tiny Jackson's back, leaving him dazed, allowing Little Willy to connect with the Big Bang on KC Summer and put him down.

The Complete Package defeated Discotheque

Rating: D

 

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“Alexia Dynamite,” Sky Panther counts off on his finger, “couldn't beat me. WMD,” he counts again, “couldn't get the title.

 

“But I'll give 'em this – I didn't beat them, either. So this match, tonight, to help settle the deal one waaaaaaaaaaay orrrrrrrrrrr”

 

El Scorcho takes over as his partner's internal revs drop below a certain point. “...ttttthhhhhhhhhheeee oootttherr – one way or the other, we are gonna kick their asses. Call 'em the Big Boom all you want – both of 'em pack a big blast, but we've all seen the movies. We all know how to deal with a big blast – get ready, start walking, and”

 

Sky Panther joins in, the tag partners finishing this one together “make the most of the SLOOOO-MOOOO!”

 

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Slo-Mo Dojo vs. Alexia Dynamite & WMD

The pace changes radically as time goes on; the slo-motion shifts the Dojo try frequently get them the upper hand, though WMD has a habit of suddenly appearing to move 'super fast' and nailing them – and Alexia Dynamite will often take it further, dropping into a provocative pose which tends to stop the Dojo in their tracks.

 

In this way, the nicknamed 'Big Boom' keep getting the upper hand – but in the end, the Dojo combine well, With WMD soaring from the ring apron to the outside to put down El Scorcho, Sky Panther suddenly accelerates to nail a Slo-Mo Stunner and get the pin.

Slo-Mo Dojo defeated Alexia Dynamite & WMD

Rating: D+

 

Show Rating: D

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Prediction Key:

El Hot Dog vs. Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

 

Frat Pack (Darius King & Scott Bingington) vs. Glenview Bad Boyz (Brian King & Lil Swag)

 

The Seekers (Ebi Kadivar & Charles Vine) vs. Dreamscape (Frightening & Scaremare)

 

Johnny G Wells & Nevada Van Sant vs. Fargo Korben & Earl Ray Travis

 

Discotheque (Donny Reed & KC Summer) & Richie Santana Jr vs. Nightmares (All Hallows Eve & Christian Prophet) & Alexia Dynamite

 

POW Grand Championship

Best of Three Falls

Sky Panther © vs. WMD

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El Hot Dog vs. Big Bo Lox w/ Jenna Talia

They're gonna beat that meat.

 

Frat Pack (Darius King & Scott Bingington) vs. Glenview Bad Boyz (Brian King & Lil Swag)

I think these guys may be jobbers.

 

The Seekers (Ebi Kadivar & Charles Vine) vs. Dreamscape (Frightening & Scaremare)

Debut victory for the new team.

 

Johnny G Wells & Nevada Van Sant vs. Fargo Korben & Earl Ray Travis

ERT brings his team down.

 

Discotheque (Donny Reed & KC Summer) & Richie Santana Jr vs. Nightmares (All Hallows Eve & Christian Prophet) & Alexia Dynamite

Let the heels cheat their way to victory.

 

POW Grand Championship

Best of Three Falls

Sky Panther © vs. WMD

Maybe by DQ, maybe some other way, but Sky Panther breaks WMD's streak.

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