SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

3rdStringPG · October 12, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TheAwesomeBatman101" data-cite="TheAwesomeBatman101" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>We Want A 3stringverse For Tew2013 Yeah! Somebody Make It Now!</div></blockquote> If I would, I'd probably change the name. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Unfortunately, I don't have any time to make alternate universes for TEW 2013! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Anyway, I just realized that it's been two in-game months since I ran a shoot interview. And since I came up with an idea for a Kliq-like backstage faction in TCW (on the other diary), our next shoot interview features an anonymous SWF Superstar as he talks about life behind the scenes in the SWF locker room. Predictions are still much welcome as the target date for Let the Games Begin is Monday or Tuesday. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> PRO WRESTLING HITS PRESENTS - STRAIGHT SHOOTERS By Dennis Kletsky Friday, November 15, 2013 <div style="text-align:center;">SPECIAL REPORT - THE SWF LOCKER ROOM IS A VERY "STABLE" ENVIRONMENT (PART 1 OF 2)</div> Critics of the SWF's product have slammed the company for having too many damn stables. There's the Men Unda Pressure, their midcard "brother stable" The Undawater Union and Pep Rally representing the babyfaces. The Interlopers, of course, are the hottest topic in the SWF nowadays, following the near-simultaneous defections of Wolf Hawkins (now known under his real nickname Drew), Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach from TCW. Other heel stables include Richie Pangrazzio's All-Stars, the ever-changing Chase Agency and The Eisen Entourage, whose "Occupy SWF" gimmick now apparently entails attracting second-generation guys to its fold. You can even consider The Awesomeness and Bobby Bruce and the expanded 24/7 Partay Dudez (with new member Calum Nelson and bouncer A-Prime) as stables! In short - stables, stables everywhere, so why not find your place in the sun? But when the veil of kayfabe is lifted, the SWF locker room has its share of stables. Yesterday, I was able to talk to Guy (obviously not his real name), a veteran of the SWF who called me up the week prior to tell me he's ready to dish some dirt on what he considers a very, very cliquish locker room. In the first part of this interview, Guy talks about three of the SWF's backstage factions, and rates them accordingly. In my five years writing for Pro Wrestling Hits, this is probably the most revealing interview I had ever conducted, and I do certainly hope that nobody is able to figure out Guy's identity, because what he has to say does not speak very well of the Supreme backstage environment. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/_BlankBackground_zps497d8931.jpg</div> Pro Wrestling Hits - First of all, just so we can have an idea of how much you know about the topic, how long have you been in the SWF? Guy - Oh, I dunno, maybe seven, eight years, give or take a few. I don't really see why that's important, though. PWH - We just want to be sure we're dealing with somebody who knows the politics of SWF backstage factions, or stables. Guy - I know enough, that's all I can say, really. PWH - Alright, Guy, fair enough. Guy, the first question would be this - what do you think of the whole backstage stable mentality in the SWF? Guy - I think it's shit, Dennis. It's kinda like that Nirvana song, you know, from the first album. The one that goes, "You're in high school again." Yeah, "School", that's the title. In high school, you've got the f---in' jocks, the nerds whom the jocks pick on, the preppies, who are sometimes in cahoots with the jocks 'coz they also tend to be bullies, the stoner kids who don't give a f--- about anyone else on campus 'cept their own, then you've got people without a clique. Kinda like me in the SWF locker room. In high school, these clique-less types are the kids you forget about till you see them, I dunno, in the President's cabinet, or on the other side of the fence, doin' time in jail for some blue- or white-collar crime. Or they simply get married, have three kids, fade into obscurity and attend high school reunions requirin' name tags so their old classmates would recognize 'em. PWH - So you believe the clique system in the locker room is shit because it's just a rehash of high school life? Guy- Yeah, but there's more to it than that. It's almost like you have to belong somewhere at some point if you wanna get your bread buttered. Otherwise, you're some Joe Schmo who doesn't get involved in hot primary feuds, or even secondary feuds. Or you get to win a lot of matches and get involved in a feud or two...but you don't get as much mic time as you'd ideally want. PWH - I see. (clears his throat) Now that we've got it established that you don't like cliques, stables, factions or whatever you want to call them, I think we should get the ball rolling and enumerate these cliques one by one. Are you ready, Guy? Guy - Ready as ever, Dennis. As long as you've got my identity safe, I can talk about anything. STABLE #1 - THE ROOKIES LEADER - KP Avatar MEMBERS - 2013 hires that include, but are not limited to Cameron Vessey, Ash Campbell, Remmy Skye, Spencer Spade, Greg and Matt Gauge (The Parts Unknown), Brandon (Bryan/Dozer) Smith, Frankie Perez and Mikey James (The Undawater Union), and even High Stakes products such as Casey Valentine, Nick Wright (The Architect) and on occasion, (Krustacean) Kirk Jameson Guy - Geez, man, why'd you start with the stable I actually like? PWH - Guess it's because they're the newest members of the SWF family and part of its large-scale roster expansion for 2013? (pauses) Anyway, I'd like to know what you think about the Rookies. Guy - The Rookies are really, really f---in' tight. So tight that you've got four of 'em in a band with an alternating pair of lead guitarists...Josh Taylor's wife (Tracy Brendon), and the big dude (Ronnie "Man Mountain" Cahill) who plays (lead) guitar in the SWF's house band. And I'd say a lot of it is because of KP Avatar. The guy's a natural leader, and not only is he really friendly and down-to-earth, he's one guy you don't wanna mess with. Eric (Eisen) learned that the hard way. PWH - Critics of the Rookies say that they don't fraternize much with the veterans. Is that true? Guy - Absolutely not, Dennis! But I guess you should have specified which veterans. If you're talkin' midcarders like Jimmy (Prudence), Adam (Neutron, formerly Captain Atomic), the Bumfholes and myself, yeah, the Rookies do hang with us from time to time. But if you're talkin' main eventers, then KP Avatar, by virtue of his being part of the creative team, is the only one in regular contact with those guys. Most of the others tend to be very timid or overly respectful towards the main event guys, though they really don't have to. People like Jack (Bruce) and Rich (Money) are really nice if you give 'em a chance. PWH - A lot of the Rookies are going to be part of a movie that's premiering in December, right on time for the Christmas holidays - Idealistic Teacher. What are your thoughts on that? Guy - F---, man, only KP appears to be a competent actor among those guys. Greg and Matt (Gauge) have the makings of interesting antagonists in teeny-bopper films, which is why I feel it might be high time for the masks to come off and for Parts Unknown to make themselves known. But they've been playin' mystery men behind the masks for months, so I dunno, I guess something's lacking in their performance on the film. PWH - But what about the movie? Do you feel it's too much, too soon for the Rookies, or is it just right that SWF Studios gives them an established presence by releasing the film next month? Guy - A little bit of both, I guess? Here's the thing, okay? It's good that the kids are getting this exposure, but let's face it - people see SWF movies as a joke. Back when Barry (Bowen) was still active in the ring, they had him playing this big, goofy babysitter. Sam Strong was once this Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal-style martial arts expert when the guy couldn't even get past yellow belt in karate. So is it any wonder that when the words "An SWF Studios Production" are mentioned, people go, "I ain't watchin' this direct-to-video shit!", or are like "I'm only watching this for the LULZ"? Try as those films - Idealistic Teacher and Eric's (Eisen) action vehicle The S.E.A.L. - may, they'll never be taken seriously by the mainstream movie-viewing public. PWH - Overall, how would you rate the Rookies in terms of being a backstage faction? Guy - A solid B+. And that's sayin' a lot. STABLE #2 - THE Y&R BOYZ LEADER - Drew Hawkins MEMBERS - Edd Stone and Franklin D. Huggins III PWH - The next stable we'll be looking at is the "Y&R Boyz", with Y&R standing for The Young and The Restless, like the daytime soap. Guy - Good thing they didn't call themselves "The Young and the Wrestling." Though I suppose Adam (Neutron) and the former Jungle Lord (Jack Hoffs) watched those films while gettin' inspiration for their new gimmick. (laughs) Man, perhaps someone can get Kurt Laramee back from TWL so he can play (African-American adult film star) Ray Victory's part? PWH - I think all those stables are enough, Guy, but as I was about to say, The Young and the Restless was also the name of a TCW backstage faction. The members were Drew Hawkins, Edd Stone, Frank and Laura Huggins and Vita. I believe Jay Chord was also a member. Drew and Laura dated for a while, same thing with Edd and Vita, while Frank was pretty much the perpetually-single playboy hooking up with the college girl ring rats. They did a lot of maneuvering backstage with Tommy Cornell, and look where it got them - tag team titles for The Canadian Animals, a world title for Drew, and Vita being the most visible valet in Hollyweird and Laura now second-in-command as Cornell's co-authority figure. Guy - Nice backdrop, Dennis! Did you hear about those guys' parties? Stuff of legend, man. Booze, weed, coke, the Horizontal Full Moon Rising, the Horizontal Party's Over, Huggins Kiss-ing every party girl he'd meet in the bars... PWH - I get it, Guy, but now that Frank's been in the SWF for several months, while Edd and Drew have just signed up, what do you think of them? Guy - They're a junior faction to the Klubb. The Y&R Boyz are gonna negotiate their way to higher positions on the card, now that Wolf, I mean Drew is in the SWF. PWH - Most people assume that Edd and Drew joined the Klubb the moment they entered the SWF. Guy - No, not really. But the Klubb and the Y&R Boyz always have adjacent tables when we drink after the shows. If you ask me, man, they're the same kinda faction, though Drew isn't the backstage politician the Eisen boys are. And to be fair with him, he's pretty nice when he's sober. But when he's drunk, you better watch out. Did you hear about how he goosed Dawn the Cheerleader? PWH - No, not really... Guy - I was there, man! KP was like, so close to jumpin' Drew when he started actin' drunk and wantin' to get into Dawn's pants. And Drew was like, "It's Gary Coleman and the Identified Flying Object!", taunting KP and Remmy Skye, who's probably KP's best friend since Big Smack Scott did SWF a favor by gettin' himself fired. (laughs) Drew needs to watch his alcohol intake. Drinks too fast, lets the alcohol get to his head, acts like a douche. PWH - What about Edd and Frank? How are they outside of the ring? Guy - Frank's probably the sanest, most sensible of the three. But he can be a pain when he's talkin' about his rich family from Schenectady. You know, talkin' about how his dad did this and how his dad did that, how he was drivin' a Porsche before his 18th birthday and all, how his dad bailed him out and helped him graduate high school even if he was gettin' D's and F's all over the place. As for Edd? He's been 13 years old since the year 2000. He doesn't know when to stop ribbing people or when to stop tryin' to get their attention. Yes, Edd. We know your dad's Dan Stone and that he and your brothers whom you aren't feudin' with IRL (Jeremy and Duane) are legends in Canada. We know you've got traits that most women can appreciate - good looks, a sense of humor, wicked athleticism. So quit tryin' to remind us of that ALL THE F---IN' TIME. But at the end of the day, The Y&R Boyz are good people deep down. They're just very, very flawed. PWH - So how would you rate them as a backstage faction? Guy - C-. Barely passing. STABLE #3 - THEY HAVE FAITH LEADER - Christian Faith MEMBERS - Steve Frehley, Jack Bruce, Rich Money, Tom Gilmore, Jessie Gilmore, Squeeky McClean, Vengeance, Ricky Dale Johnson, Chris Caulfield PWH - I'd like to remind our readers at home that "They Have Faith" is not an official name. But since Christian Faith is more or less their leader, I guess "They Have Faith" makes for a pretty good unofficial title for this faction. Guy - I'd have chosen "Main Event Mafia", but Richie Pangrazzio's not a member of that clique. (laughs) PWH - What are your impressions of this faction of main event wrestlers who all have pretty strong pushes, 'cept maybe for Squeeky McClean, who mostly hangs with this group because he's friends with Tom and Jessie Gilmore and also straight-edge to boot? Guy - If the SWF locker room was high school, they're the Student Council. There's nothin' inherently bad about them, they're all good guys and stuff, but there's somethin' gnawing inside of you...somethin' that's tellin' you that those guys don't really have much knowledge or awareness, y'know, of what John Q. Midcarder or Melvin X. Enhancement Talent is goin' through? PWH - In what way does this clique of main eventers fail to recognize the needs of the average midcarder or opener or job guy? Guy - Because THEY GET ALL THE HOT STORYLINES, brother! (laughs) Sorry, I didn't mean to go all Sam Strong on you. As I was sayin', a lot of these guys in the main event are so wrapped up in the storylines they're a part of. They don't realize that there's a shitload of midcarders in the SWF right now. People like me, Donnie (J) and Jimmy, even that asshole Nico (Nicolas Lopez, a.k.a. El Duque), who don't do much except lose to them or pick up meaningless wins on Uprising. Even D (Darryl Devine) is a lame duck of a Shooting Star champ because some of those guys in the booking committee don't realize what a useless title Shooting Star is right now! Why don't they go up to Pete (Michaels) and propose an organized Cruiserweight division for the Shooting Star belt or somethin', so that D doesn't have to be stuck in the (PPV) pre-show all the time? It's f---ed up, man, how creative's been droppin' the ball in that regard. PWH - Having a cruiserweight division is always a good way to diversify things, in my opinion. TCW, back when it was HGC, did once have a Cruiserweight division, where older guys like Jason Jackson got a last chance to be relevant, while young kids like Monty Walker became household names despite being in the midcard. Guy - Shame about Monty, isn't it? Back when I was in junior high and still skinny, I WANTED to be Monty Walker! (laughs) Drugs ruined his career. Kinda like that Todd Cusson guy who once was in SWF. PWH - Anyway, going back to the topic, it looks like your main gripe is that with the They Have Faith faction on top of the card, midcarders might as well remain midcarders for life, right? Guy - Well, not all midcarders. The Partay Dudez (Mainstream and Stevie), for instance, really shot up the card, but I dunno what's gonna be their fate now that they had this falling out with the Klubb. PWH - Anything else you have to say about They Have Faith? Guy - They're good guys. All of them, swear to God. Some of them, especially the older guys like RDJ and Sean (Martyn, a.k.a. Vengeance), are gettin' thrown under the bus by the Klubb. Rich Money, too. But they're good people whose main flaw is their shortsightedness when it comes to the middle and lower reaches of the card. When RDJ, Faith, Vengeance, even Jack Bruce, decide it's high time for them to slow down or retire, who's gonna move up to the main event? Midcarders, that's who. But it seems as if we're destined to dance the Limbo Rock until one of those guys suffers a career-ending injury or somethin'! PWH - Guess it's time for you to give They Have Faith a rating... Guy - B-. Though I'd give 'em an A if they'd recognize the plight of the midcard and underneath guys. TO BE CONTINUED NEXT FRIDAY...

3rdStringPG · October 14, 2013

OOC - Can't promise anything, but I'll try to have the first part of the PPV up by tonight and the second part by tomorrow. With that in mind, I'm making a final call for predictions! <img alt="

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Croquemitaine · October 14, 2013

SWF Let the Games Begin

Darryl Devine © vs Bobby Bruce

Eros Squad vs 100% Sneaky (PRE-SHOW)

Team High Allies vs Strange Musical Bedfellows

Des Davids vs Koshiro Ino ©

The Undawater Union vs The Eisen Entourage

Pep Rally vs The Chase Agency

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Ricky Dale Johnson vs Steve Frehley

Team SWF vs Team Interlopers

Jack Bruce © vs Nicky Champion vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Ben Casey vs BB Colossus

????? vs A-Prime and Calum Nelson

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Bobby Bruce (?)

Krustacean Kirk vs ?????

High Concept vs The Parts Unknown

????? vs The Awesomeness ©

The Undawater Union vs 100% Sneaky

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Name the number of survivors on the winning team - Pep Rally vs The Chase Agency

A) 1

B) 2

C) 3

D) 4

Bonus Question #2 - Name the number of survivors on the winning team - Team SWF vs Team Interlopers

A) 1

B) 2

C) 3

D) 4

Bonus Question #3 - Name the survivors on the winning team for The Undawater Union vs The Eisen Entourage (select all that apply):

A) Krustacean Kirk (UU)

B) Red Snapper (UU)

C) The Amazing Urchin (UU)

D) ????? (UU)

E) Eric Eisen (EE)

F) Dozer Smith (EE)

G) Franklin Huggins (EE)

H) Edd Stone (EE)

Bonus Question #4 - Name the survivors on the winning team for Team High Allies vs Strange Musical Bedfellows (select all that apply):

A) Donnie J (HA)

B) James Prudence (HA)

C) Elmo Benson (HA)

D) Greg Black (HA)

E) Robbie Retro (HA)

F) Huey Cannonball (SMB)

G) Jefferson Stardust (SMB)

H) Mainstream (SMB)

I) Stevie (SMB)

J) Calum Nelson (SMB)

3rdStringPG · October 14, 2013

OOC - Just a quick update and change of plans - it looks like those who still want to join in November's prediction game can do so, as the target window for Part 1 of Let the Games Begin has been moved to Tuesday to Wednesday. Had some computer problems that resulted in me starting work late today.

For the shoot interview, I've gotten more excited about it than I had hoped, and as the mysterious "Guy" continues talking about the SWF's backstage factions, I can promise one revelation that hasn't quite been touched on by KP in his backstage stories so far. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> It says "To be continued next Friday," but who knows, I might edit that to "Sunday" and post the second part of the shoot after Uprising.

3rdStringPG · October 16, 2013

OOC - Many thanks to those who have predicted, as well as to Iceisle, who came through despite being preoccupied with GTA 5 (I know I would have had a PC version been out) and created Josh Taylor's new alt to match his new gimmick! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF Let the Games Begin Saturday, November 16, 2013 Greenwalt Dome (New Jersey, Tri-State) <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SWF_LetTheGames_zps435a7633.jpg</div> DARK MATCHES/PRE-SHOW: <div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine © vs Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer and The Awesomeness) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match (52/D)</div> The pre-show kicks off with a quick intro from announcers Jerry Eisen, Kyle Rhodes and Marvin Earnest and the pre-show analysis panel of Jason Azaria, Katie Cameron, Robbie Retro and Krustacean Kirk, and we immediately move into the first match, featuring Darryl Devine defending his Shooting Star belt against Bobby Bruce, whom we haven't seen much of recently. The kayfabe second-generation rocker/wrestler is able to cheat quite effectively with the help of manager/kayfabe mom Karen Killer and The Awesomeness, but after Huey Cannonball breaks up a Devine cover following an implant DDT, referee Darren Smith tells the tag team champs to vamoose. Still, Bruce makes things harder than expected for Devine, with the champ needing to duck out of a Bobby Blitz and use his momentum to deliver a Devine Dream Drop and keep the title. Solid match, if a bit lacking in heat. WINNER - Devine in 6:40. Darryl Devine is STILL the SWF Shooting Star Champion. <div style="text-align:center;">Eros Squad (w/Hannah) vs 100% Sneaky (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (67/C+)</div> Basically an outlet for the two floating tag teams to get some PPV exposure, this is another solid match, as Hannah continues accompanying Eros Squad against their wishes and uses her allure to distract both Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean. Squeeky, especially, appears smitten by Hannah, breaking his Clean Out at 6:25 to try to get the attention of Valiant's ex-girlfriend and manager. That allows "Jungle Stud" Jack Hoffs to tag "Atomic Load" Adam Neutron into the match, and prompts a lengthy scolding from Squeeky's manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr., as the former Captain Atomic shows no mercy to Spencer Spade! The match ends with Neutron's new finisher - the Large H. Collider (vertical lift spinebuster, formerly the Radiation Blast, and go figure out what the "H" stands for, because it's not hadron!) - on Spade, and a salacious victory dance number from the kayfabe pornographers. WINNER - Eros Squad in 8:03 LET THE GAMES BEGIN (PART 1): <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Interlopers Hype Video (83/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> Making yet another PPV appearance is the James Earl Jones Soundalike Voiceover, the SWF's resident narrator for hype videos. Here he talks the fans through how The Interlopers have taken control in the SWF, starting with Bryan Vessey's surprise beatdown on his nephew Cam. JEJSV - One by one they have descended upon the SWF, being disruptive and acting...like they own the place. Azaria (from October 8, 2013 Supreme TV) - I swear to God...I am not aware of Bryan Vessey leaving the competition to join the SWF. Peter? Michaels - Hell, at least that's gonna introduce the SWF Galaxy to some REAL wrestlers. Tough-as-nails hombres like Bryan Vessey who fight tooth-and-nail for honor and glory, not sellouts who give concessions to the immoral and unworthy like Christian Faith and decadent wastrels like Jack Bruce. If the SWF hasn't hired Bryan Vessey, I say they do so IMMEDIATELY! JEJSV - At first, it was dismissed as one man's surprise appearance. But when Drew Hawkins joined Bryan Vessey in disrupting last month's World title match at Break Like the Wind, that's when things started getting serious. And that's when it became clear that these two Interlopers were not to be taken lightly. Faith (from October 15, 2013 Supreme TV, as Drew Hawkins and Bryan Vessey take him hostage) - What do you want, Bryan...Wolf... Hawkins - AOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!! That wolf-ey enough for you, Supreme Fossil? Here in these parts, you shall address me by my given name, Andrew Hawkins, or Drew for short. I would also prefer Mr. Hawkins, but as long as you don't call me Wolf, we're all cool, okay? Now that we're done gettin' to know each other... JEJSV - They took the new Acting Commissioner, Christian Faith, hostage. They made demands that were met when the two of them, together with Eric Eisen, who was made to join them for that match against his will, defeated the SWF's three top champions - Jack Bruce, Tom Gilmore and Valiant - in a six-man tag team match. Fry (from October 15, 2013 Supreme TV, as Drew Hawkins goes for the cover after a Full Moon Rising on Jack Bruce) - That did NOT look like a move Jack Bruce would take! Azaria - Not a good time for Jack Bruce to make such a mistake. The referee's counting...one, two, three... Fry- THE COMPETITION'S MALCONTENTS ARE HERE! THE COMPETITION'S MALCONTENTS ARE HERE! How could you let that happen, Jack? Michaels - Ah, give it up, guys. Jack Bruce was ALWAYS overrated as World Champion, and he shouldn't have been in that ring against Hawkins. JEJSV - And the takeover begun, with three ominous words emphasized by Drew Hawkins as he plotted The Interlopers' quest for the fall of the SWF as we know it. Hawkins (from October 22, 2013 SupremeTV) - In three more weeks, the SWF will be holdin' its next pay-per-view event, Let the Games Begin. Oh, are we gonna let the games begin, and once we're done, it's gonna be GAME OVER for the SWF. We have come to conquer and divide, SWF Galaxy... Hawkins - We are challenging the SWF to send its four best men off to battle, and I don't care if they've been softened up by earlier title matches. We want your four finest workers, Supreme. Hawkins - You helped lead us into the promised land...so why don't you join our band of merry men? The young man, the not-that-young-but-not-that-old man, and the old man. We'd like an older man guidin' us to the "conquer" part of "conquer and divide." And that man is YOU, RDJ. Ditch that wacko Vengeance and go where the grass is greener. BE AN INTERLOPER, RDJ! Hell, that's what all those Internet geeks are callin' us, so why don't I do the same. JEJSV - To counter the threat of The Interlopers, Christian Faith did as promised, recruiting Tom Gilmore, Jack Bruce, Ricky Dale Johnson, Vengeance to make up Team SWF. And as The Interlopers continued their reign of terror, adding Sammy Bach to the mix in November, a lack of understanding and trust continued to divide Team SWF... Gilmore (from November 5, 2013 Supreme TV) - BUT THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH THAT I AM GOIN' TO LET S--- HAPPEN AGAIN FOR THE SWF, AND THAT IS WHY I CHOOSE TO FIGHT FOR THE SWF IN MY WAY, AND NOT IN CHRISTIAN FAITH'S WAY, AND ESPECIALLY NOT IN RICKY DALE JOHNSON'S WAY!!! Pardon me if I'm jaded about things, but that's the way it often works....you got the guys from the outside, takin' over like their s--- don't stink. Then they've got their buddy workin' from the inside, actin' all warm and fuzzy so that he can gain the confidence of the locker room RDJ - I'm beginnin' to get sick of finger-pointin' and your temper tantrums, Tom. Instead of presentin' an actual solution to the problem, you're only adding to it. But if you want to roll that way, then I don't see why SDB and RDJ can't represent the SWF against the competition. I ain't worried...we've got all the backup we need in Nicky Champion, Christian Faith, Des Davids and my fellow ex-Hollyweirder, Josh Taylor. JEJSV - Then there was the injury to Jack Bruce, as the Cream of the Crop sprained his ankle in what should have been a quick and painless win against High Stakes rookie Justin Sensitive. J. Bruce (from November 12, 2013 Supreme TV) - ...it is with a heavy heart that I announce that I'm havin' Faith in Christian and sittin' out the Team SWF vs Team Interlopers elimination tag match. JEJSV - With Christian Faith stepping in for the injured Bruce, and Team SWF without a confirmed fourth man, will Tom Gilmore put aside his differences with Ricky Dale Johnson and step up to the plate for the Supreme Wrestling Federation? Gilmore - Who knows, Dawn, you just might see Tom Gilmore pullin' double-duty at Let the Games Begin...but again, I can't make any promises. JEJSV - Likewise, Team Interlopers has yet to name its fourth man. Will it be Remo? Rich Money? Steve Frehley, or anyone else Faith had left off his list of backups? Or would it be somebody else from the competition? These questions will be answered TONIGHT at Let the Games Begin. Team SWF vs Team Interlopers. Who's going to step up?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money and Bruce Argue (87/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> With the hype video finished, Rich Money enters the ring, cockily as ever in his tailored suit, as he prepares to cut the introductory promo for tonight's PPV. Despite being demoted to secondary main event heel following the arrival of The Interlopers, Money still gets a lot of heat from the crowd at the Greenwalt Dome, including one fan who has a sign reading "RICH MONEY = FOURTH INTERLOPER" and another that says "RICH MONEY BOUGHT INTERLOPERZ [sic] TO SWF!" Money - Oh, how I would have loved to have The Almighty Dollar backing me up tonight, as I field my own team in four-on-four, or five-on-five competition in a Let the Games Begin elimination tag match. But who am I to dwell on those past FAILURES? I'm just glad to be given the honor to kick off this pay-per-view event and look down on each and every one of the SWF Galaxy's overweight, underpaid, no-social-life, no-personal-life, no-sex-life, and NO-MONEY MARKS who have accused me of being a man without direction since I had ostensibly lost everything that matters. Let me remind you once again, though I would conclude you would eventually be too dumb to let it sink in, that I still have my Money, and as far as my work in the ring is concerned, I am still as Money as you can get, hence, the odds-on favorite to win the World Heavyweight title at Let the Games Begin. And that's all that matters at this point. You can accuse me of being apathetic to the plight of my fellow SWF Superstars, all of whom are too caught up in trying to do one better than The Interlopers. You can point your finger at me and insist that I'm The Interlopers' fourth man. But seeing that I have lost a sizable amount of resources by running with a pack and leading incompetent fools like Remo, Des Davids, Squeeky McClean and all those sorts, only to have them lose the titles they had acquired, I have no interest in such trivial wastes of Money and wastes of time. The Interlopers? Team SWF? Couldn't care less. The World Heavyweight title... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> Rich Money's rant is interrupted by Jack Bruce, whose music draws a huge pop and call-and-response cheers of "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!" and "SHOWTIME ROCKS!" Peter Michaels immediately disses Bruce, calling him the "poor role model" and a man who has "won World Heavyweight five times too many", while Duane Fry and Ana Garcia mark out to their hearts' content, hyping Bruce's good virtues and accomplishments as possibly the most exhilarating SWF Superstar to ever wrestle in Supreme. J. Bruce - IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHMMMMMM!!!!!! Well, look who's in the ring and tryin' to get people's attention when they're long past the point of caring. It's the last man in, and the first man out, the Rich with Nothin' Moneyman himself, Rich Money. No girl, no goons, no giant, no GREEN. You must have paid a lot to buy out the Interlopers, haven't you? How much did it cost you to get yourself a new model army of sycopanths? A million? Two million? By how much are you makin' these undesirable aliens richer? You are gonna wanna fess up, Rich, because the more you deny, the more you run your mouth, the more these people, my Constituents as the Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN MILLION, the more they don't believe you. Money - So how's the ankle doing, Jack? How does it feel to blow it for your beloved Team SWF, leaving Christian Faith, Ricky Dale Johnson, Vengeance, all holding the bag? Leaving your fellow Man Unda Pressure, Tom Gilmore, and...who's that other guy again? J. Bruce - Darryl Devine. Who, might I add, has just defended his Shooting Star belt against my son, the talented, yet wayward Bobby Bruce. Money - Thank you for reminding me of your musician friend from Seattle who's been holding a wortheless piece of hardware since, I don't know, the summer? WHO CARES ANYWAY? (pauses) Jack, the bottom line is this. Tonight, you are going to be the one who, as you famously sang, is rich with nothing. You're gonna be a FORMER World Heavyweight champ who's just a week or two short of 41, with no title, no friends and no respect from these MARKS who probably think your friend Tom is far more skilled than you ever will be. And that Hawkeye Hammer-wielding, tribal-dancing Nicky Champion? (shakes his head) That elbow of his may have floored me good on the last Supreme TV, but he got lucky last month. I know his every move, his every comeback, and when he's gonna go for the Papoose Piledriver and the Hawkeye Hammer. And you, Jack, I've spent so little time studying your PREDICTABLE playbook yet I still know it from page one...to page one. J. Bruce - Oh, there you go again, yakkin' your mouth and polluting the Greenwalt Dome with your hot air. If you don't wanna be the last man in and first man out, you're gonna have to let your actions do the talking, but to be honest, I don't remember the last time that happened. Nicky Champion's young and impetuous, while you, Rich Money, are old and tired. Emphasis on TIRED. While I, I've got my rock 'n' roll. I've got my Constituents, especially those who love to party hearty with the Jack Bruce Band after the show. That's my fountain of youth. And with your weaknesses combined, Rich and Nicky, I know that I'm still gonna be walkin' away after Let the Games Begin as the SWF's ONLY FIVE-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, because I'm gonna take you out first, then Nicky, faster than...and in...a NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!! (pauses) LET ME HEAR IT FROM YOU, GREENWALT DOME!!!!! BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!!!! SHOWTIME ROCKS!!!! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> As the crowd continues their call-and-response support for the Cream of the Crop, Nicky Champion watches backstage, quiet and composed and most importantly focused for yet another chance at a main event belt... Champion - Nicky Champion's done enough talking. They can bore the SWF Galaxy all they want with their small talk, but tonight...Nicky Champion will prove to you all...that Nicky Champion...is more...than just...a name.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ino Rants About Davids (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</div> In what can be called a throwback to old-style SWF PPV promos, Koshiro Ino has a pre-taped rant against Des Davids, as he waves his Japanese flag and continues to insist that he is undefeated, obviously not counting the times he lost in tag team competition with Biggz in Japan and the one time he got disqualified in a match against James Prudence. Ino - I have never been pinned, never lost a match that was not taken from me by referee, never wavered in my desire to spread good word about PURORESU! Therefore, I have never been beaten in SWF. And now this former NFL player, this one-time reject of Chase Agency and Almighty Dollar, man rejected by three organizations, thinks he can bring U.S. title back to United States with his fake style of wrestling and the cheap attention he draws to himself by shouting name of his country? Des Davids, you hit hard in ring. You put fear into hearts of quarterbacks as football player. But you do not stike fear into the heart of the Kobra, because tonight, pure wrestling will prevail once again as I take a bite out of you, Des Davids, out of America, and out of American Sports Entertainment as U.S. Champion. Hssssssss...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/IGuRkgwJ6gc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Disco Tex And His Sexolettes - Get Dancin'!!"></iframe></div></div> (54/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RobbieRetroalt_zps39c5610d.jpg</div> While hardly anyone noticed how The Fly Boys and High Concept made their entrances with little fanfare and no managers accompanying them, it looks like the reason behind this is BJ O'Neill and Haley Buck accompanying Robbie Retro as his "Retro-Ettes"! (Disco-era teenager Peter Michaels points out that Retro's ring music for tonight is "Get Dancin'", by a group called Disco Tex and the Sex-o-Lettes.) Retro, who hasn't won a match on TV in ages, and hasn't been getting used that often despite not suffering from any injuries, gives it his all in his entrance, busting a move and dancing disco-style with his two beautiful female companions - probably not his regular managers going forward, but a nice touch for a young veteran who's been begging to be pushed for ages!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Team High Allies ( <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/CuFHjP5H0hw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Queers - Surfin' Bird"></iframe></div></div>/ <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sdOLFtk9joI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher ground w/lyrics on description"></iframe></div></div>/Robbie Retro) vs Strange Musical Bedfellows (Partay Dudez/<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHMqXOtzAU" rel="external nofollow">Awesomeness</a>/Calum Nelson) (w/Kristen Pearce, A-Prime and Alanis Springsteen) - 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Match (65/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JamesPrudence.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DonnieJ_alt_zps3eb2c62d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregBlack_zps4ea5506c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RobbieRetroalt_zps39c5610d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MainstreamHernandez_zps6c9b99e4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/StevenParker_zps66188f51.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NelsonCallum_zpsa092a595.jpg</div> The match kicks off with the two captains - James Prudence vs Mainstream - and we immediately see both men trading fast and furious moves, including a very early Fever Beat on Prudence that leads to a Calum Nelson tag. Soon, it's Nelson and Donnie J in the ring, and the SMBs continue dominating early on, with Nelson hoping to end things early with a Honey Trap on Donnie. Nelson has the hold secured and Donnie J is in a lot of pain, but the newer, older Fly Boy extends his left hand to one rope and uses his right hand to tag Elmo Benson in! Benson immediately leaps on Nelson for a hurricanrana driver, then tags in Greg Black who elbow-drops the kayfabe male model and goes for the cover! One, two, THREE, one man down and it's Calum Nelson! ELIMINATION #1 - Calum Nelson, SMBs (2:15) Nelson's out, which means another SMB can enter, and after Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust argue for a bit on who's entering, Huey takes the initiative and immediately goes to work on Black. Black eats a Cannonball Run but kicks out of it, and is able to eventually tag Robbie Retro in as Cannonball tags Stardust into the match. Unfortunately for Retro, his time in the ring lasts all of thirty seconds, as he falls victim to a Shock and Awe and fails to kick out after Shane Stones counts ONE, TWO, THREE! ELIMINATION #2 - Robbie Retro, High Allies (3:18) Stevie's been chomping at the bit to get in,and he finally does after The Awesomeness made quick work of Robbie Retro. After landing a Platinum Record on James Prudence (who entered after Retro got eliminated), he goes for the cover, and after Prudence kicks out, he tags Mainstream in, who goes for an Apparition #14 on Prudence. He goes for the cover and Prudence is unable to kick out, but Stones stops the match after BJ O'Neill, who is also the Uprising GM, complains about Mainstream pulling on Prudence's tights. Stones has the instant replay run on the Supreme-Tron, sees the sneaky handful of tights, and disqualifies Mainstream for the illegal move! Kristen Pearce is irate as High Allies take the lead, 4-3. ELIMINATION #3 - Mainstream, SMBs (5:20 - via DQ) Much to the chagrin of Stevie, Huey Cannonball enters the ring to replace the eliminated Mainstream, but his decision to step in is justified. Prudence tags Greg Black in, and gets immediately surprised by Cannonball's spear variation, the Cannonball Run, making it 3-all for both sides! ELIMINATION #4 - Greg Black, High Allies (5:43) Black is out,and Elmo Benson is in, and Stevie continues to get frozen out by The Awesomeness, who are receiving a lot of encouragement from their manager Alanis Springsteen. Benson actually puts up a very good fight, flooring Cannonball with a spinning heel kick, and using his momentum to execute a top-rope splash on the two men outside, Jeff Stardust and Stevie! The crowd is loving it, cheering Benson's name as he mocks BOTH The Awesomeness' air-guitar act and the 24/7 Partay Dudez's boy band dance moves! Re-entering the ring, Benson blasts a dazed Cannonball with the Shockwave from Next Year and goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...Springsteen breaks up the cover by baiting Shane Stones! With Stones distracted, Stardust steps in as The Awesomeness Shocks and Awes Benson, but Benson is somehow able to kick out of that and tag Donnie J in. Donnie doesn't last long, though, as Springsteen shakes the top ropes and sends him down on the mat, foiling the Death on Venice Beach attempt. Cannonball tags Stardust in, and he goes for a Stage Dive on Donnie, and the SMBs are now leading with three men remaining to two for the High Allies! ELIMINATION #5 - Donnie J, High Allies (8:20) James Prudence decides to save the day for Team High Allies, who are getting along very well despite being behind. Stevie, meanwhile, is stewing as The Awesomeness continues freezing him out. With Stardust distracted and arguing with Stevie, Prudence surprises him with a German suplex, and despite Stevie's efforts to break up the cover, Jeff's out of this one following the three-count from Stones. ELIMINATION #6 - Jefferson Stardust, SMBs (8:36) STILL FROZEN OUT!!! We're tied 2-all, and Stevie has yet to re-enter the ring. Cannonball tries taking matters into his own hands, and after he trades open offense with both Prudence and Benson, it is once again an argument with a Partay Dude (actually A-Prime, who's barking at Cannonball to "stop showboating") that distracts him, as Benson goes for another Shockwave from Next Year! It hits Cannonball squarely, and A-Prime and Kristen Pearce can only shake their heads as Stones counts one, two, three and Team High Allies retakes the lead. ELIMINATION #7 - Huey Cannonball, SMBs (10:01) The announcers are now fully predicting a win for the babyface side, with Duane Fry warning Benson and Prudence against complacency - Stevie may be the only SMB remaining, but he's not one to take lightly! That said, Prudence gets a good start on Stevie, DDT-ing the lone surviving Strange Musical Bedfellow and applying the Prudential Pain Plan. Stevie is in a lot of pain, but thanks to Kristen Pearce's loud cheering (drawing Stones' attention) and A-Prime running in to smash Prudence with the Foreign Object of Desire framed photo, he's able to eliminate Prudence and tie it at a little past 12:30. ELIMINATION #8 - James Prudence, High Allies (12:36) One man per side remaining, and we're now down to Elmo Benson and Stevie, one high-flyer and one all-rounder. One clean and honest worker who rarely leans on his manager for (illegal) assistance, one cowardly cheater who has a valet and an enforcer ready and willing to help. An impersonator and a boy band singer/dancer. The announcers take note of this comparison in the last few minutes of the match, and we see a few false finishes in the homestretch, including a Platinum Record that Benson kicks out of. At 14:00, Benson seemingly has Stevie taken care of with a Frankensteiner/top-rope elbow drop combo, but thanks to A-Prime and Pearce's distraction on Benson, Stevie jumps the High Concept aerial expert with a roll-up from behind, and Stones counts ONE, TWO, THREE to give Team Strange Musical Bedfellows a close win in what has been a very thrilling match from the preliminary guys. FINAL ELIMINATION - Elmo Benson, Team High Allies (14:27) WINNERS - Strange Musical Bedfellows in 14:27 (Survivor - Stevie)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE- Bruce vs Champion vs Money Hype Video (Pre-Taped Promos) (83/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> J. Bruce - Criticize me all you want. Say I've lost sight of what's important, meanin' defendin' the SWF's honor and dignity against those Interlopers. But when you sprain your ankle, you've got to take it slow. Ideally, you don't wanna fight at all, but let's put things in perspective. If I don't defend my World title, I lose the belt. If I don't defend the SWF, the locker room accuses me of bein' selfish. See what I mean? I'm caught between a rock and a hard place here. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. But damned if I WON'T leave this ring, leave the Greenwalt Dome without the World Heavyweight title! (points to his belt) This belt represents the SWF, and while I may not be the good role model Peter Michaels wants me to be, there ain't anybody else in Supreme who can represent the title the way I can. I wear it onstage. I wear it in the ring. And I don't just play the part of a champ...I LOOK THE PART OF A CHAMP. Can young and impetuous Nicky Champion say the same, for all his raw talent? Can that hot-air balloon with dwindling funds Rich Money say the same, even if he has given me some of my toughest matches all year long? <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> Champion - Hack Bruce injuring his ankle in a match of no consequence is just the same as puttin' a drop too many of hot sauce on that flamin' hot taco. It's like, as I said, a torn ACL on the breakaway dunk when your team's up by 50. Hack Bruce's ankle sprain is like the story of the prisoner who escaped from jail AND GOT CAUGHT on the last day of his sentence. Now you may be wonderin' why Nicky Champion's calling the Cream of the Crop as Hack Bruce. Did I suddenly discover I have some Spanish relatives in el Nicky Champion family tree? Noooooo, Nicky Champion guys and girls! It's because he says he's supportin' the SWF, but despite that, choosin' to fight in one match when he's damn well capable of wrestlin' while hurt and taking part in two. You just shot yourself in the foot, Hack Bruce. Or is it the ANKLE? You may be the SWF's only five-time World Heavyweight Champion. But Nicky Champion is more than just a name. MORE THAN JUST A NAME, Jack, and all I have to do is pick my poison against you and against poor little Rich Money. It can be a Papoose Piledriver. It can be a Hawkeye Hammer. Or it can be both, and THAT WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE!!!! UGH! UGH! UGH! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Money - I've been asked to go through hoops just to get here. Now that is not something I, Rich Money, am used to. I'm used to getting what I want and when I want it, and if I want it faster, paying for it. So why didn't I pay my way through? Am I running out of funds? Why didn't I outright qualify for this title match? Have I lost my ability to be Money and nothing but together with my fiancee, my enforcer and my faction? To say little of a great Commissioner who got railroaded out of his job by a man, Richard Eisen, whom I can still afford to buy out? To all those questions, the answer is a resounding NO. I don't need money to win a title. I don't need incompetent fools like Remo, McClean and everybody else to either, nor do I need my fiancee Lisa or her dad Barry when they had little to do with my success in the first place. You know why? Because I'M MONEY. Nicky Champion has youth and luck and a running elbow so deadly I still insist it SHOULD be illegal. Jack Bruce has a dynamite finishing move and charisma. But do they have that sure thing, that Money thing that I have on top of the actual money, that being my bank accounts? (laughs wryly as he counts the bills in his wallet) You have got to be kidding me.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Angel Fish Psyches ????? (60/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Jessiealt_zpsad093e98.jpg</div> After the backstage promos, we see Jessie as Angel Fish in a shadowy corner of the locker room, talking to what appears to be The Undawater Union's newest member. He appears to be some sort of jellyfish, though we still can't tell for sure as the new recruit is conveniently hidden... Angel Fish - You did really well last time, but tonight, we've got The Eisen Entourage. They have been a thorn in our sides and a bigger menace to the seas than Jaws. You're our best hope of making it past those party-happy frat boys, and it's your job to tell Edd Stone, Eric Eisen and the rest of 'em...that the party's over. ????? - You don't need to worry about me, Angel Fish. The Jellyfish Sting is sure to make any one of those frat boys...and Edd Stone...tap out. Angel Fish - Which is greater...your Jellyfish Sting or Edd-Fu? ????? - Silly question, Angel Fish. Those Entourage boys may be expecting something else...but what'll catch 'em by surprise is the power of the Jellyfish Sting. Angel Fish - That's the spirit! We're gonna go out there and get 'em...and how are we gonna do it? ????? - With a whole lot of sting...and a whole lot of zing. And as Kirk would say...we're gonna do it real nice... (pauses for effect) ...and SNAPPEH.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cIdR_v1neDc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title=""></iframe></div></div> vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</div> Both these men make their respective entrances waving the flags of their home countries, and with that in mind, Davids' entrance inspires a huge "USA! USA!" cheer from the Greenwalt Dome audience. Ever the heel, Ino jumps Davids before the bell rings, stopping short of using his flag as a literal foreign object and settling for a hard pumphandle slam. Davids sells the move for a few seconds, and retaliates with a running clothesline, after which both Davids and Ino trade offense and false finishes. Even Peter Michaels has to admit he's rooting for Davids, because Ino, as an evil foreigner, is "the margarine of evil" compared to the likes of Baron Von Rambis back in the '80s. However, he says this just as Ino blasts Davids with the Ino-Plex and goes for what looks to be his best chance of winning. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! This is followed by Davids countering a Kobra's Bite and flooring the Kobra with a full nelson butt bomb. With both men recovered at the 6:10 mark, Ino exits the ring to free some "magic powder" from the base of the flagpole. Davids, however, is able to catch Ino in the act, and as both men struggle outside the ring, Ino's attempt to blind Davids with the dust backfires as the dust gets into Ino's eyes! As a result, he blindly attempts to smash Davids against the steel steps, but badly misses; Davids is able to get Ino back into the ring before Sam Sparrow counts to ten, and when he does, he pumps his fist in the air, teases the Quarterback Sack, and lands it on Ino! Sparrow counts ONE...TWO...THREE, as Koshiro Ino has been pinned for the first time in the SWF! This means we have a new United States champion, and for Des Davids, it's a magical moment and the biggest one in his SWF career so far. WINNER - Davids in 7:24. Des Davids is the NEW SWF United States Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids Beaten Down by Bach (71/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg</div> Des Davids remains in the ring, celebrating his win over Koshiro Ino and waving the American flag he had brought for the occasion,while Ino slinks out of the ring, cursing the crowd in Japanese and yelling (in English) that the American fans are stupid and will never understand what pure wrestling is about. It's a very intense win for Davids, and one that bodes well for his ascendancy as a breakout star, but his moment of glory is interrupted by Sammy Bach, who charges into the ring and lands a Bach on Your Back on Davids! Davids vs Bach for the U.S. title is all good and confirmed for the near future, possibly on Christmas Clash, but for now, this is a case of Bach sending a message to the new champ and being every bit the sneaky and villainous Interloper he is. Bach adds insult to injury by beating Davids with the flagpole, then waving the flag and shouting "USA! USA!" to the booing, 45,000-strong crowd.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Pre-Match Dance (56/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpg</div> Drinking beer before matches has always been a part of Eisen Entourage tradition, and this time it's Edd Stone chugging back an "Eisen-Weiser", one hand holding his beer and the other hand used as part of his "Stonerizing" dance. After finishing his first beer, he grabs another one and, while Walking Like an Egyptian, he starts downing that second beer while trying to impress a couple female valets - Kristen Pearce, Haley Buck and...LISA BOWEN?!?!? Yes, Rich Money's ex-fiancee is back, and, staying true to Eric Eisen's storyline of bolstering his Entourage with second-generation stars, we may be seeing the former Uprising GM join the Entourage as a valet - but for whom?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/61oerMwQF6g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Toadies: I Come From the Water"></iframe></div></div> (Kirk/Snapper/Urchin/Josh) (w/Angel Fish) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/GOfe1bX8bII?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="party hard - andrew wk (w/ lyrics)"></iframe></div></div> (Eisen/Dozer/Huggins/Stone) (w/Ash Campbell) - 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match (62/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FrankiePerezalt_zpsddc62ace.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MikeyJamesalt_zpsa6bcddb2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylorjellyfish_zps8fb1af9d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpg</div> As per tradition, it's team captains Eric Eisen and Krustacean Kirk in the ring for starters, though it's not long before Eisen and Kirk tag Edd Stone and Red Snapper in respectively. The battle of Edd vs Red turns out to be a very short one, as a neckbreaker attempt is blocked and countered with a Party's Over. ELIMINATION #1 - Red Snapper, Undawater Union (1:50) Next to enter for The Undawater Union is Joshua Taylor, who's now rocking a jellyfish mask as...Jellyfish Josh! The Undawater Union has been criticized by IWC smarks as a "graveyard" for skilled, yet bland and/or mic-poor workers like Frankie Perez, Mikey James and Kirk Jameson, but Jellyfish Josh's entry into the team is meant to energize the plucky underdogs. Duane Fry teases a new finisher from former Mr. Taylor, but we don't see it, as a Butterfly Lock (yet to be renamed) is broken up by some Franklin Huggins interference. Josh tags The Amazing Urchin back in, and while he is able to stun Dozer Smith with the Scything Shark Kick, he's got no answer for Dozer's devastating Inverted Piledriver, which knocks Urch out, giving the Entourage a commanding 4-2 lead. ELIMINATION #2 - The Amazing Urchin, Undawater Union (4:06) "That Urchin wasn't very amazing at all," wisecracks Peter Michaels as Krustacean Kirk steps back in to see what he can do about the devious Dozer. He's able to get Dozer in the Kirk-Hold, but once again, an Entourage member - cornerman Ash Campbell - steps in and gets himself vociferously warned by Darren Smith! Campbell sheepishly descends from the ring apron as Dozer tags Eric Eisen back in. Eisen and Jameson trade punches and chops, and finds himself overwhelmed by a Krustacean Kirk superkick not unlike that of Amazing Urchin's! Kirk goes for the cover, but the Supreme Iconoclast kicks out and eventually tags Frank Huggins back into the match. This time, Kirk's luck runs out as Huggins and Edd Stone combine for their tag team finisher, "Party Till You Puke" - that ends the party for the High Stakes Season 1 champion, leaving Jellyfish Josh as the lone survivor for his team! ELIMINATION #3 - Krustacean Kirk, Undawater Union (6:43) With all four men remaining for the Entourage, Eric Eisen's team should have a walk in the park against Jellyfish Josh, but he makes it hard for the bad guys in a boring, though effective manner - through a variety of rest holds and low-impact moves. After trying - and failing - to wrap Stone in the Butterfly Lock (once again due to an Ash Campbell interference - that prompts Darren Smith to tell Campbell to return to the locker room!), Josh goes for the new finisher the announcers had been talking about, the Jellyfish Sting. Stone tags Dozer back in, and after Josh dodges a Dozer powerbomb attempt, he surprises the burly frat boy with a variation of the single arm suplex not unlike that of his former PGHW co-worker Yoshimi Musashibo's. It's the Jellyfish Sting, and Dozer's down for the count after this one! Thanks to Josh, The Undawater Union is still in this one. ELIMINATION #4 - Dozer Smith, The Eisen Entourage (9:22) Executing a difficult move like that on a man with a 30-pound size advantage is no joke, and Jellyfish Josh looks worse for the wear after having eliminated the Dozer. He struggles to land a puro-style brainbuster suplex on Edd Stone, and is quite sharp in blocking or avoiding the opposing team's attacks. But thanks to new Entourage recruit Ash Campbell and his distraction on referee Smith (returning to ringside despite being banished earlier), Josh isn't just double-, but TRIPLE-teamed in the ring, absorbing a Party Till You Puke from Huggins and Stone, then a Supremacy from the Supreme Iconoclast, Eric Eisen! This one looks to be over as Darren Smith counts one, two, three and the Entourage pull off a very convincing win. FINAL ELIMINATION - Jellyfish Josh, The Undawater Union (11:43) WINNERS - The Eisen Entourage in 11:43 (Survivors - Eric Eisen, Edd Stone, Franklin D. Huggins III)</div></blockquote> TO BE CONTINUED...

3rdStringPG · October 16, 2013

SWF Let the Games Begin

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Greenwalt Dome (New Jersey, Tri-State)

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN (PART 2):

ANGLE - Faith Rants About Hawkins (74/B-)

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And the pre-recorded promos continue, this time featuring Christian Faith, who finally comments about Drew Hawkins' extremely personal remarks on the last Supreme TV that had taken potshots at the Supreme Legend's family.

Faith - You can hold me hostage and threaten to put me through knee surgery with your attacks. You can run roughshod on the roster, the SWF Superstars whom I oversee, even the Chairman of the company himself. You can stand and watch as your friend bullies his own flesh and blood, his nephew, just because he can't seem to catch a good break. But when you mess with my family, when you say bad things about my wife, and my two precious children, you are crossing the line. You are making it personal, and by doing so, you have signed yourself the proverbial death warrant in the ring against me and my team. Drew, I want you to know that every punch, every chop,every gutwrench powerbomb and Leap of Faith is going to hurt you more than it's hurt anyone before. I may be older...I may be slower...I may still be walking around on a bad knee, but that's not gonna matter when I lead Team SWF to victory while putting some humility into you and your degenerate gang of Interlopers. And I know that'll all ring true tonight...because WE...HAVE...FAITH.

ANGLE - Colossus Gets Ready (19/E)

Pep Rally (
/Giedroyc/
/R. Bumfhole) (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs
(James/Reed/Ekuma/Colossus) - 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Team Match (68/C+)

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Unlike the first two elimination tag matches, this one isn't kicked off by the team captains - Chris Caulfield and Brandon James instead watch from the sidelines as Randy Bumfhole and BB Colossus start off for their respective teams. After no-selling a dropkick and a few other low-impact moves from Randy B., Colossus stuns Bumfhole with a stiff jab to the face, then sets up his Colossus Avalanche finisher with a sidewalk slam. The Avalanche hits Bumfhole and he's out of there with less than one minute having elapsed in the match.

But wait a minute! It's more than a case of Colossus being unstoppable...the guy just won't stop! Not satisfied one Colossus Avalanche on Bumfhole, he lands another on the "Fun-Loving American", and when Darren Smith tries to persuade Colossus to stop, "Mr. Referee Bump" takes one from the big man as almost everyone else looks on in fear! Peter Michaels, meanwhile, looks to be wetting his pants in excitement as Colossus' wave of terror continues on its path, targeting Chris Caulfield next. Fortunately, Jez McArthuer arrives to replace the referee-bumped Smith, and in his no-nonsense style, Jez Mac DISQUALIFIES BB Colossus! Michaels and Emma Chase are both fuming, and Colossus begrudgingly heads back to the locker room, shoving McArthuer on his way back.

ELIMINATION #1 - BB Colossus, The Chase Agency (0:58 - via DQ)

It looks like The Chase Agency's strategy is to get off to a fast start by fielding their biggest men in first, and it's a good strategy, says Peter Michaels, who seems to have quickly gotten over BB Colossus' elimination. Rodney Ekuma steps in for Colossus, and with average-ish Chris Caulfield not meshing with the recent High Stakes elimination, the crowd voices their discontent by chanting "THIS IS AWFUL! (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)" Even J. Gordon Reed's entrance doesn't change things, and a chain-wrestling exchange between Reed and Jack Giedroyc brings out the "BORING!" chants. At 3:20, Brandon James has yet to enter, as Reed tags Ekuma back in. Valiant makes his first appearance against Ekuma, and after getting stunned by an elbow to the face, Valiant dodges a Hawaiian Crush attempt from the big youngster, and floors Ekuma with his own twist on the spear, the Patriot Missile. Jez Mac counts ONE, TWO, THREE, and Pep Rally pulls away with four men to the Agency's two.

ELIMINATION #2 - Rodney Ekuma, The Chase Agency (3:38)

Next, it's Caulfield vs James once again, with Big Money finally tagged in, and the crowd's reaction changes from apathetic to (mildly) popped, as they acknowledge the furious exchange of blows that culminates with a Danger Drop at 4:30. James kicks out and Caulfield tags Randy Bumfhole in for a top rope legdrop. Once again, James kicks out before the three-count, and staying true to her avoidance of "dollar sign" displays, she distracts Randy B. by staring at him, boring a hole into him, psyching him out without a single word or gesture. With Reed entering the ring and getting reprimanded by McArthuer, this frees Chase up to attack Bumfhole with the Nothing to Lose Briefcase! Bumfhole dodges the attack, but his still-estranged brother, The Zim, is now at ringside, with Caulfield, Giedroyc, Valiant and Dawn all telling him to back off. He disregards the warning, vaults into the ring, and lands a Zim in One on Brandon James, causing his brother to get disqualified by Jez Mac! Randy is livid and reacts by blasting The Zim with the Bumfhole Buster, earning a huge pop from the crowd as he leaves dejectedly, having hopefully taught his comically inept brother a lesson about interfering in what isn't his business.

ELIMINATION #3 - Randy Bumfhole, Pep Rally (5:51 - via DQ)

Jack Giedroyc hits the ring at the same time as James tags J. Gordon Reed back in, and this time, he doesn't waste any time with rest holds. He reacts by totally overwhelming Reed with his offense, and as Reed goes for a Stock Market Crash, Giedroyc deftly reworks the move to turn it into a Crashing On for him! McArthuer counts one, two,three, and The Chase Agency is down to just one man - team captain Brandon James - as to the three who remain for Pep Rally.

ELIMINATION #4 - J. Gordon Reed, The Chase Agency (6:28)

James, while still slowed down by The Zim's illegal Zim in One from earlier, uses his strength and size advantage well against Giedroyc, reversing an Irish whip and swinging Giedroyc hard against the turnbuckle. He follows that up with repeated shoulder rams, and while Giedroyc recovers long enough to get a clothesline in, James gets up from that immediately and sets up the "No-B.S. Brummie" for a Brandon Bomb Drop. Pep Rally - 2, Chase Agency - 1.

ELIMINATION #5 - Jack Giedroyc, Pep Rally (7:08)

Valiant replaces his friend and Allied Forces teammate, and consistent with his new, more physical style, is relentless against James, combining offense and defense and using a snap mare to drop James to the mat and set up a splash. James kicks out, and after blocking a V-Split attempt, blasts Valiant with a standing spinebuster! Peter Michaels is definitely excited now, and is beside himself with rage as Valiant kicks out a fraction before the three-count. He joins James in contesting the count,but little do they know that Valiant is crawling to his team's corner, with Dawn the Cheerleader doing a "GO VALIANT GO!" routine...can Valiant tag Chris Caulfield in? He does! Dawn continues distracting the opposing side and pumping the fans, this time cheering for the Hardcore American, and Caulfield is just as relentless as Valiant, exchanging blows with James before he shocks him with the Danger Drop at close to 11 minutes! ONE...TWO...THREE! He may not have been fighting in a hardcore environment, but Chris Caulfield has gotten the better of the Nothing to Lose contract holder in what should be a blow-off for their feud.

FINAL ELIMINATION - Brandon James, The Chase Agency (10:56)

WINNERS - Pep Rally in 10:56 (Survivors - Chris Caulfield, Valiant)

ANGLE - RDJ Rants About Gilmore and Frehley (83/B)

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Ana Garcia conducts this interview, the first backstage chit-chat so far in the PPV, which is rather strange, even as the SWF is ostensibly trying to capture an old-school feel with all the taped promos from earlier.

A. Garcia - Last Tuesday on Supreme TV, Tom "Angry" Gilmore said that he may consider helping Team SWF out after all,following the injury to Jack Bruce that had forced Christian Faith to volunteer himself for the match. Do you have any thoughts about Tom possibly joining you guys?

RDJ - Well, first of all, Tom making the same sacrifice I'm makin' and takin' part in two matches tonight will be great. I know we've had our share of differences in the past few weeks, but if he's willin' to put 'em aside once and for all, then that would be much appreciated, not only by myself, but also by Christian and by Vengeance.

A. Garcia - How about Jack Bruce electing to sit out the 4-on-4 match and focus on his World Heavyweight title - what do you think of Jack's decision? Is he justified in what many feel is him abandoning Team SWF due to a minor ankle sprain?

RDJ - All I have to say about that is this, Ana. I'm 43. Sean, I mean Vengeance, is 42. Christian is 47. (laughs) Somebody, must have been your colleague Peter Michaels, has been goin' around callin' us Team AARP or Team Geritol. Vengeance and myself, we're both far removed from our peak years. Christian's career was nearly ended by that varmint Frehley last month, and he is actually defyin' doctors' orders by not retiring. I'm wrestlin' in two matches tonight. And I haven't even brought up Nicky Champion, who I understand had wrestled in much greater pain after Frehley attacked him and Faith at that PPV...what was it again?

A. Garcia - Master of Puppets.

RDJ - There. Nicky told us he's willin' to help should Tom remain hard-headed and continue to doubt me. Yeah, Jack's past 40 as well, but he hasn't had the injury problems we've had in recent years. He could have done us really, really good, and while I'm disappointed in him, I guess you can't fault him a hundred percent for prioritizin' his World title.

A. Garcia - I've tried talking to Tom, but he's been very elusive, even more so than usual, ahead of tonight's 4-on-4 match, as well as your three-way elimination match for the Supreme Heavyweight title. How do you see things going in that match, and where do you believe you have the edge over Tom and Steve Frehley?

RDJ - The edge is my composure, because as you may have noticed, both Tom and Steve have some obvious problems when it comes to holdin' back their temper. I know for a fact that Steve's been called a loose cannon ever since he up and attacked Christian several months back, while Tom's temper tantrums are the stuff of legend. Granted, Tom is one of the SWF's most talented individuals, someone whom I know my former boss has coveted, and Steve is a big, ornery brawler with a nasty disposition, but if I don't let my emotions get the best of me, and I know I won't, y'all are gonna have a new Supreme Heavyweight champion tonight.

ANGLE - Frehley Beats Down on RDJ (77/B)

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As Ana Garcia wraps up her interview with RDJ, Steve Frehley suddenly makes his presence known, waylaying the ex-TCW veteran with a Frehley's Comet in front of Garcia! He stares RDJ down, gives him a middle finger salute and yells his signature line "Y'ALL AIN'T S---" before saying these words to a shocked Garcia...

Frehley - What y'all standin' there for, woman, lookin' pretty and suckin' up to that company man??!?!? 16 years of kissin' up...first to Stallings, then to Cornell, now to that piece of s--- Eisen. (pauses) GET THE F--- OUT OF THIS LOCKER ROOM BEFORE I DO SOMETHIN' REALLY UGLY!!! YOU HEARD ME!!!! GET THE F--- OUTTA HERE!!!!

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © (w/Jessie) vs Ricky Dale Johnson vs Steve Frehley - Three-way Elimination Match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title (77/B-)

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Like all conventional three-way elimination matches, there are no disqualifications nor count-outs. Almost anything goes in here, and with those rules considered, Peter Michaels believe Steve Frehley will have the edge - another interesting espousal of the uncouth Dark Destroyer, considering the physical abuse he took at his hands right after the Frehley heel turn. Gilmore calls immediately for the slow build, and for the first three minutes, nobody seems to have a definite advantage yet. The complexion of the match changes, though, following a Frehley Suplex Throw on Gilmore. Frehley goes for the cover, but it's quickly broken up by RDJ, who kicks Frehley in the gut and sets him up for a shoulderbreaker. At 4:30, we're seeing more substantial moves from these three men, though there's still no one who truly has the upper hand yet.

At around 7:00, it appears as if Frehley is in control, having taken the match outside and slammed Gilmore hard against the guardrails. However, RDJ, who had stayed in the ring to recover from a Frehley overhead fallaway slam, exits the ring and jumps Frehley from behind with a twisting neckbreaker on the floor - sans protective mats! This marks the first crazy bump of the night, and it's all legal in this type of match. RDJ then drags Gilmore into the ring and goes for a Southern Justice on him. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! We're now at 8:30 and Gilmore has yet to control the match, but knowing him, he could be planning a late comeback in the next few minutes.

All three men are in the ring at 11:30, and Frehley appears to have mounted a comeback after the crazy bump - he had earlier used a chair on Johnson to knock him out, but now he's got Tom Gilmore to deal with, and he's angry! Gilmore is now on the offensive, clotheslining Frehley, who no-sells the move and quickly gets up, but as Frehley grabs the chair from earlier and uses it against Gilmore, the straight-edger blocks the chair shot, grabs the weapon from Frehley, and bashes him on the head with it! Frehley's stunned by the blow, and Gilmore decides to go for the coup de grace by snap suplexing the Dark Destroyer, then landing the Sky High Elbow. That he does, and as soon as Ric Young throws the chair out of the ring, he starts counting. ONE...TWO...THREE! The crowd erupts as the next few minutes are purely face vs face, with Frehley angrily stalking out of the ring and yelling some verbal abuse at the crowd.

ELIMINATION #1 - Steve Frehley, 12:27

With Frehley out, the crowd's chants have shifted from a unified "FREHLEY SUCKS!" to a call-and-response "AN-GRY GILMORE!" and "RDJ!" in support of the two babyfaces. Up to now, there appears to be no love lost between these two men, and a barely-audible "hit it hard" from Gilmore is RDJ's signal to let loose with an extra-stiff lariat on the Supreme Heavyweight Champ! RDJ then picks up Gilmore to set him up for the Southern Justice. He tries to counter, but NO, Johnson has Gilmore's shoulders on the mat and Ric Young is counting. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT WITH JUST A FRACTION OF A SECOND REMAINING! Duane Fry rightfully calls this match a "barnstormer", even as RDJ appears to be kept strong at this point.

After pausing a bit to work the crowd and encourage more "RDJ!" chants, Johnson goes back to work on Gilmore, and continues controlling the straight-edge star as his wife, Jessie looks on in concern. RDJ thinks he's got Gilmore slowed down even further with a gut buster at 17:20, but what he doesn't expect is Gilmore slowly standing up and finding his second wind! RDJ runs the ropes to gain momentum for another lariat, but Gilmore ducks that, and is able to catch the speeding RDJ and set him up for the all-powerful and destructive Anger Management. Once again,the 227-pound SHW champ has put the fear of Gilmore into a much larger opponent (Johnson weighs in at 285), and the crowd counts along with Ric Young ONE...TWO...THREE!!! Gilmore gets the pin and the win, and remains Supreme Heavyweight champ for a third straight month!

WINNER - Gilmore in 18:12. Tom "Angry" Gilmore is STILL the SWF Supreme Heavyweight Champion.

ANGLE - Gilmore and RDJ Shake Hands (76/B-)

The match is over and Tom Gilmore is in the ring with his wife Jessie, as RDJ continues to recover from the Anger Management. Gilmore, showing that he could be gracious as a winner, but most of all showing that he's let go of his reservations about Johnson, extends his hand to the veteran, and both men shake hands and hug each other in the ring as the crowd resumes its cheer from earlier - "AN-GRY GILMORE!"/"RDJ!" Duane Fry and Ana Garcia are touched by the burying of the hatchet, but Peter Michaels looks and sounds nauseated, shouting "GET A ROOM!" in response to the crowd's cheers. Michaels also maintains that he believes RDJ may still be planning to betray Team SWF, though he doesn't know if his gimpy, 43-year-old joints will betray him first in the battle between geriatric old has-beens (Team SWF) and degenerate Hollyweird rejects (Team Interlopers).

ANGLE - Bach Gets Ready (74/B-)

As Sammy Bach's face appears on the Supreme-Tron and he yells out his signature "HEEEEEEEEEERE'S SAMMY!!!!!!!", the Greenwalt Dome erupts in boos, and the camera briefly focuses on a sign that reads - "SAMMY BACH = WEAK LINK" and another one that reads "SAMMY BOTCH WILL WIN IT FOR TEAM SWF", both hinting that The Elation Sensation is the weakest Interloper. The announcers talk about whom they believe Team Interlopers will make their fourth man - Peter Michaels believes Remo will pull a fast one and show up as the fourth Interloper, Duane Fry has his money on Rich Money, having gotten to know him quite well during his forgettable heel run, and Ana Garcia thinks "we might be seeing someone like Rocky Golden or Joey Minnesota surprise everyone as yet another disgruntled TCW Talent crossing over to Supreme."

(Faith/Gilmore/RDJ/Vengeance) vs Team Interlopers (Hawkins/Vessey/Bach/Remo) - 4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match (85/B+)

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Surprise, surprise! While Tom Gilmore deciding to join Team SWF wasn't shocking at all, It looks like Remo has joined The Interlopers, and as he is introduced as the fourth man, the crowd reacts with boos, though the heat is tempered by the smarky belief that this may be part of some sort of elaborate ruse, given Remo's face-ish tendencies as of late. Still, Duane Fry reminds the audience that Remo pulled something similar before - quitting Vengeance's Sons of Sin and teasing a face turn, only to join forces with Rich Money and reform The Almighty Dollar. He gets to watch for now, as Christian Faith and Drew Hawkins start out, being team captains. Hawkins gets the better of Faith and teams up with Bryan Vessey to isolate the Supreme Legend and Acting Commissioner, but after a Faith shoulderblock on Vessey, that allows him to tag Gilmore in, getting a huge pop from the crowd. Nothing much happens for the first four minutes (again the slow build), and at that point, everyone but Remo has stepped into the ring. Sammy Bach, as expected, becomes the first elimination when RDJ nails him with the Southern Justice, then tags Vengeance in for a Six Feet Under chokeslam.

ELIMINATION #1 - Sammy Bach, Team Interlopers (4:54)

Remo tries to step in following Bach's elimination, but is stopped in his tracks by Hawkins, who tells Remo to stay put as he "deals with those old farts in Team SWF." After Hawkins gets floored by a Vengeance headbutt, he tags Remo in, and after about a minute of underwhelming offense, we now see what the Alpha Dog really had in mind. He agreed to join Team Interlopers to betray their cause and prove to Christian Faith and the rest of Team SWF that he can be trusted! Remo steps in for a few seconds, then exits the ring, leaving the rest of Team Interlopers in shock! "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM!!!", yells Bryan Vessey to Hawkins,and as Sammy Bach emerges from the locker room to deal with things, Remo blasts the Elation Sensation with a Destroyer before he could even think of attacking! Sam Sparrow counts Remo out, and the crowd is loving it. Following Remo's deliberate elimination (and his face turn going pretty well), Team SWF is up 4-2 at the 6:30 mark.

ELIMINATION #2 - Remo, Team Interlopers (6:36 - via count-out)

Still seething over Remo's ruse, Bryan Vessey takes his place for Team Interlopers, and squares off against Tom Gilmore in what first looks like an open duel between both men with a lot of great chain wrestling moves. Gilmore again gets a big cheer from the crowd after he breaks a Super Vessey Plex attempt, and instead goes for a superplex! This is a cue for Sparrow to start showing his heel bias, and he does so by slow-counting following both the superplex and the Sky High Elbow that followed! Gilmore argues with Sparrow to the point where Christian Faith has to restrain him, and as Vessey crawls to Hawkins' corner, Gilmore decides he's had enough aggravation for now and tags RDJ in. He does well in sticking to his limited arsenal of moves and mixing them up well against Hawkins, but again gets screwed by Sparrow as a Southern Justice fails to put Hawkins away. Sparrow counts ever so slowly as RDJ covers, but when Hawkins reverses the roll-up, down goes the heel referee's fist...ONE..TWO..THREE! RDJ becomes Team SWF's first casualty, though Team SWF still holds a 3-2 lead.

ELIMINATION #3 - Ricky Dale Johnson, Team SWF (10:02)

Christian Faith replaces RDJ following his controversial elimination, and immediately the crowd reacts with a heartfelt round of "WE HAVE FAITH!" cheers. He pounds away on Hawkins, unleashing seven Machine Gun Faith Hammers and busting the one-time TCW World champ open! Hawkins begs off from Faith, but instead gets floored with a gutwrench powerbomb. That's the precursor to the Leap of Faith, but as the Supreme Legend climbs on the top rope, Bryan Vessey shakes the ropes violently and sends Faith crashing out of the ring and taking another crazy bump! Sam Sparrow just let it pass and for that, Duane Fry recommends he get sanctioned big-time for that biased officiating. Hawkins tags Vessey in to make him the legal man, and soon we have the two 40-something vets outside the ring, with Vessey working Faith's injured knee and setting it up with a steel chair so he can kick on it violently. Sparrow eventually counts Faith out, but Vessey is so engrossed in punishing Team SWF that he stays outside to land a Vessey Driver on Gilmore. As he has Vengeance to deal with next, Vessey has to think of how to slow down the 325-pound Unhinged Vigilante, but that's enough time to force Sparrow to count Vessey out as well!

ELIMINATION #4 - Christian Faith, Team SWF (12:51, via count-out)
ELIMINATION #5 - Bryan Vessey, Team Interlopers (13:04 - via count-out)

Following the two count-outs, we're now down to the last three men, with Team SWF leading 2-1. Vengeance heads to the ring to take on Team Interlopers' sole survivor Drew Hawkins, and after no-selling a Russian legsweep from the youthful Interloper, he sends Hawkins flying across the ring with that powerful forearm swing of his, the DeBones Shaker! He then applies his most commonly-used rest hold, the head vise, on Hawkins, and tags Gilmore in for a facebuster, allowing for a nice double-team combo. But wait a minute - Sparrow declares that the tag was illegal, which earns him an earful from a very angry Gilmore! Vengeance tells Gilmore that he'll "deal with (Sparrow) later", and with that said, he remains the legal man in the match, albeit facing up against a revived Hawkins. After both men exchange rudimentary attacks for a bit, Hawkins makes an unbelievable counter, landing a float-over DDT on Vengeance to counter the Skull Krusher! It's legal,and even as Sparrow counts normally, it's good enough to make it one-all for both teams at the 16-minute mark.

ELIMINATION #6 - Vengeance, Team SWF (16:04)

As expected, the final two men in this match are Drew Hawkins and Tom Gilmore, and although both are very tired, especially Gilmore, they give it their 100 percent, fighting for their respective teams with the rest of their teammates done for. Gilmore's calling this match expertly, and after dodging a running bulldog from Hawkins, he grabs his foe and puts him in the D.O.A. - Gilmore's dream hold variation which stands for Dreams of Anger! Hawkins tries desperately to fight out of the hold, and finally does so with a kick dangerously close to the groin area! Sparrow again ignores this dishonest move, and as Hawkins goes for a Fame Dropper on Gilmore, he goes for another fast count. ONE..TWO...KICKOUT! We get a quick glimpse of Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach as they watch the match in the locker room, and another one of Nicky Champion, Jellyfish Josh, Des Davids and RDJ, as they cheer their respective sides on.

After that, we're back to the match, where we see Gilmore having deftly countered a Hawkins vertical suplex and turned it into an Anger Management. He's about to land it on Hawkins when the Supreme-Tron image of Bryan Vessey working Jack Bruce's sprained ankle with an ankle lock throws Gilmore off his focus and causes him to abort the finisher. Jessie persuades Gilmore to keep his eyes on the match as the backstage brawl is being broken up by road agents, but the damage has been done. The distracted Gilmore is floored by Hawkins' Full Moon Rising, and Sparrow starts a-counting. It's an ordinary count, but Gilmore has been defeated and the crowd is apoplectic with rage as Team Interlopers picks up the victory, with Sam Sparrow playing a vital part in the come-from-behind win!

FINAL ELIMINATION - Tom "Angry" Gilmore, Team SWF (21:41)

WINNERS - Team Interlopers in 21:41. (Survivor - Drew Hawkins)

ANGLE - Gilmore Psyches Jack Bruce Up (85/B+)

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As the PPV returns from a commercial break, we see Jack Bruce taping up his ankle and talking strategy with fellow Man Unda Pressure Darryl Devine. The mood, however, becomes tense as Tom "Angry" Gilmore steps into the dressing room, obviously upset over Team SWF getting screwed out repeatedly by heel official Sam Sparrow.

Gilmore - What's the deal with your ankle, Jack?

J. Bruce - That piece of s--- Bryan Vessey nearly broke the damn thing, I tell you. But I'm okay, Tom. I can work tonight.

Gilmore - Probably if you stopped thinkin' of yourself for a few moments and helped us out there, then this wouldn't have happened. Vessey wouldn't have targeted you, and perhaps Sparrow wouldn't have gotten away with so much had you been in there.

J. Bruce - Look, Tom, I'm sure you've had your ankle get sprained before. I'm sure you understand how hard it is to fight in these circumstances.

Gilmore - .....

J. Bruce - Besides, Sparrow's hated me ever since Rich Money was butterin' his bread and sendin' his kids to school.

Gilmore - Jack, maybe you should forget about what I said. (pauses for a few moments) It's just that WE HAD SO MANY G--DAMN CHANCES TO WIN THE MATCH BUT THAT CROOKED SONUVABITCH SPARROW HAD TO SCREW US TIME AND TIME AGAIN!!!! AND HE HAD TO TELL THE VIDEO GUY...HE HAD TO TELL THE STAGE HAND THAT VESSEY WAS BEATIN' THE S--- OUTTA YOU BACKSTAGE IN ORDER TO THROW ME OFF!!!! They're all in this together, Jack...and who knows...maybe Rich Money is up to his old tricks again...

J. Bruce (sotto voce) - I know, Tom...

Gilmore - But you were right in that thing you taped for the pay-per-view. If you keep the title, you'd be the best damn ambassador the SWF could have as its World Champion. (slaps Bruce in the back) Team SWF may have been screwed, but if you win tonight, or even if Nicky Champion wins...

J. Bruce - If I win, Tom. Forget that poor man's Jack Bruce and know that you're speakin' to the real dealie-o right here. (smiling) I'm in more pain than I was last Tuesday, but I've made my decision. I'm gonna keep that title. I'm sorry if I may have let you down for backin' outta the 4-on-4, but I promise you, Tom. I'm gonna keep the belt 'round my waist...in...and with...A NEW!!! YORK!!! MINUTE!!!!

ANGLE - The Interlopers Celebrate (82/B)

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Meanwhile, Jason Azaria is in The Interlopers' dressing room, where all three members spray each other with champagne and celebrate like they won the World Series or the NBA Finals or the Super Bowl. Azaria starts out the interview in a somber mode, expressing his disgust with his former TCW colleagues by means of one of his "little facts."

Azaria - Back when I was working back West, these men were, for the most part, undesirable individuals. Now I can truly say that these men - Andrew Hawkins, Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach - aren't just undesirable. Little fact you may already know, SWF Galaxy. The Interlopers are DESPICABLE.

Hawkins - What's the matter, Jason? Don't like the fact that we've had a little family reunion here in Supreme?

Azaria - I don't know if I can say I'm glad you Interlopers have walked out on our old boss, but...

Hawkins - ...but we're bringin' the band back together again. Isn't that right, Sammy?

Bach - My namesake, "Psycho" Sam Sparrow, before he became Rich Money's tool, got his start where we came from. He's the Richard Cole to our Led Zeppelin...our de facto mascot and tour manager...and just like Led Zep had dibs on the virtuosos of the time, we've got dibs on the best all-around talent in Drew Hawkins, the best technical talent and a man of a gajillion suplexes in Bryan Vessey, the highest-flyin' of the high-flyin' talents, and that would be me, Sammy Bach.

B. Vessey - But that's not all, Jason.

Hawkins - We may have missed out on snarin' ourselves a veritable freak of nature in Remo, a man who combines awesome strength with cat-like quickness and kangaroo-like athleticism. Guess the rumors about Remo lackin' a little bit of that gray matter and havin' a bad attitude were true, weren't they?

Bach (OC) - No big loss!

Hawkins - But there's more than just the three of us, Jason.

Azaria - Could you three...you three...

Vessey - Aw, c'mon, Jason, you know you can call us whatever you wanna! We're not gonna hurt you... (flashes a menacing smile)

Azaria - I'll cut right to the chase and ask you, Interlopers, if you can provide the SWF Galaxy any clues.

Hawkins - Why, we'll be glad to. (pauses) Later on tonight, we're gonna have a lit-tle surprise for the champion.

Azaria - Either you're assuming Jack Bruce will retain, you're telling us that you have added Rich Money, or that he has bought you out, or saying that surprise is for Nicky Champion, regardless if he wins or loses. You sure are making it challenging for the fans out there who are curious as to what your next move will be, but I guess we can leave it at that.

B. Vessey (flashing another impish, insincere smile) - Come back any time, Jason. Who knows, maybe we could use ourselves an official announcer.

Hawkins - Conquer and divide, Jason. The "conquer" part is almost complete, and moved by leaps and bounds after tonight's victory over Team Has-Been.

Bach - Stay with us...because the best... (winks his eye) ...is yet to come.

vs Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Three-way Elimination Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title (91/A)

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We're now down to the final match of the evening, and Peter Michaels says he doesn't particularly care who wins here, just as long as Jack Bruce makes a public apology for letting Team SWF down with his "narcissistic, prima donna mentality." Michaels decries Champion for being a foul-mouthed juvenile punk from the bush leagues, while wondering why Money has suddenly come down with a bad case of "Remo-itis" and become lazier than dirt. Duane Fry tells Michaels to lighten up and enjoy the barnstormer, while Ana Garcia marks out on Jack Bruce, calling him "probably the most exciting individual to ever wrestle in Supreme." Bruce doesn't let Garcia down, starting off quick with an electric chair fall on Champion, and a cover, though Champion kicks out in one and Money gets going in about a minute with a high backdrop on Bruce. There's no one who can be called fully in charge until the fifth minute, when Champion clotheslines Money out of the ring, and, running the ropes to gain momentum, smashes Bruce with the Hawkeye Hammer. An "UGH! UGH! UGH!" later, he goes for the cover and Jez McArthuer starts counting. ONE...TWO...Money breaks up the cover with a kick to the back of the Hawkeye!

The next few minutes feature more open offense exchanged among the three, and though Money and Bruce have their moments, Champion gains control again at 8:15 as he lands a double underhook suplex on Money, and dodges a Jack Bruce Trio after no-selling the first two punches - punch, punch, dance, DUCK! He short-arms Bruce then goes for the cover on Money, and after he kicks out, kicks Money stiffly in the midsection and goes for a Papoose Piledriver on a recovered Bruce! Champion is deciding whether to cover Bruce or Money when...

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...Steve Frehley suddenly saunters over to the ring, distracting Champion as he may be paying for ignoring the Dark Destroyer and focusing on his primary feuds for the past few months! Take note that it was Frehley who had attacked Nicky Champion leading up to his heel turn in an attempt to send a message to Christian Faith, and now that Faith's semi-retired in storyline and Frehley's suspension is up, it would appear that he's now got his eyes set on Champion. McArthuer tries to get some order and convince Frehley to head backstage, but Champion is still distracted enough to get snuck up on by Bruce and his trademark finisher, the New York Minute! The crowd erupts as Bruce goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! No thanks to Steve Frehley, Nicky Champion's World title ambitions are over for tonight, which leaves Jack Bruce and Rich Money to fight for the title...

ELIMINATION #1 - Nicky Champion, 9:51

What follows, at least in the eyes of Duane Fry, is an epic battle between the two long-time adversaries, and probably the best we've seen from Rich Money since he still had The Almighty Dollar, the Bowens and Sam Sparrow backing him up. After blocking a DDT attempt from Bruce at around 11:40, Money puts Bruce through a chain-wrestling clinic that culminates in a double chickenwing. Michaels, who's had a soft spot for Money as of late, talks about the Moneyman as an underrated technical wrestler, and Bruce is in obvious pain even as he refuses to tap out. Finally, Bruce breaks the hold after almost a minute, though he's definitely tuckered out following the maneuver. Money takes advantages and goes for one of his three finishers, the Money in the Bank, and covers Bruce. Lateral press, leg is hooked, ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! Bruce is still in this, and the crowd is egging him on with alternating cheers of "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!" and "SHOWTIME ROCKS!"

After a couple more minutes of Money domination, both men are outside the ring, and Money is perched on the top rope. This means only one thing - Dollars from Heaven time - and as Money goes for his Shooting Star Press variation, he takes a crazy bump as he lands against the announce table after Bruce moves out of the way! There are no count-outs and no disqualifications in this match, so it looks like a contest to see which of the two will stand up first. Bruce gets up at around 17:10, and with Money still trying to recover, he goes for a single-arm DDT on the Moneyman, sending him crashing against the floor once again. Weakly, Bruce sends Money back into the ring as the action resumes in the ring and away from the crazy bump opportunities outside.

Bruce's momentum gets broken by Money soon after, as a full nelson legsweep attempt is countered by a legsweep of Money's own. Money then attempts an STF on Bruce, though that gets broken up when Bruce grabs for the ropes. Now past the twentieth minute, what transpires is a couple minutes of open wrestling from both men, a few more false finishes, and at the 22-minute mark, still no end in sight. Money thinks he's won it after landing the Bank Roll on Bruce, and Jez McArthuer starts counting. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! Peter Michaels compares Bruce to a cockroach whom you just can't kill, and at the 23-minute mark, Bruce rolls away from a Money elbowdrop, which sets up something nobody expected to see from Bruce - A SUBMISSION! With Rich Money writhing in pain and the crowd cheering "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!"/"SHOWTIME ROCKS!" at the top of their lungs, Bruce goes for a crude variation of the Furusawa Arm Bar used on occasion by Bryan Vessey. Money can't believe he's being locked in a submission (apparently known as the "Sunshine of Your Love", just like the Cream song), and after McArthuer checks on him a couple time, MONEY TAPS OUT AND JACK BRUCE RETAINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!

WINNER - J. Bruce in 23:42. Jack Bruce is STILL the SWF World Heavyweight Champion.

ANGLE - The Interlopers Ambush Team SWF (77/B-)

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Jack Bruce is triumphant as he raises up his World Heavyweight belt in the air, and Ana Garcia remarks that she might have seen tears of joy in the Cream of the Crop's eyes. Bruce is joined in the ring by Tom Gilmore and Darryl Devine from the Men Unda Pressure, then by Christian Faith, and for a couple minutes, all four men celebrate what looks like babyface dominance as far as titles are concerned.

Fry - Jack Bruce is truly deserving of this moment. He's busted his butt since the age of 17, working hard to attain success in both his music and his wrestling, and I can say that he deserves it.

A. Garcia - Very true, Duane. Those five World titles. Those gold records and critically acclaimed reviews for his music. Jack Bruce is living the dream, and the SWF Galaxy is certainly proud of him tonight...

Michaels (noticing Drew Hawkins, Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach charging from the locker room) - GOOD GAWD!!!! THE INTERLOPERS ARE BACK, AND THEY'RE HERE TO CRASH JACK BRUCE'S VICTORY PARTY!!! Normally I would be glad to see anybody do that, but not those no-good Interlopers!

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Indeed, The Interlopers have come to crash the party, and this brawl starts out quite even, and in fact, in the faces' favor, as they outnumber the heels by one. But suddenly, the announcers notice that something doesn't seem to be right in this post-match brawl...

A. Garcia - Something tells me that this is not right. Why isn't Jack Bruce doing anything anymore?

Michaels - Because he's a selfish ass! He probably wants to savor the moment a little more...

Fry - OH NO!!!! JACK BRUCE HAS JUST TAKEN TOM GILMORE OUT WITH THE NEW YORK MINUTE!!!! BRUCE HAS ATTACKED HIS FRIEND, HIS FELLOW CHAMPION, AND HIS LONG-TIME SUPPORTER TOM "ANGRY" GILMORE!!!!

Michaels (in a very blase tone) - And he's on a rampage now...taking out yet another Man Unda Pressure, Darryl Devine...

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Fry - Thank goodness Remo is here to WORK HARD for the SWF...that man has been turning a corner as of late, and...

A. Garcia (sounding like she's fighting back tears) - Jack Bruce and Bryan Vessey have just teamed up for a double clothesline on Remo...God, tell me this is not happening...

Fry - This is NOT what we expected. JACK BRUCE WAS IN WITH THE INTERLOPERS ALL ALONG! And there's Sammy Bach, with a top-rope splash on Remo, and Drew Hawkins bashing Christian Faith's injured knee with a chair.

A. Garcia - But where's Texas Justice?

J. Bruce (off-mic, talking to a stage hand) - Hey, Mark! Show the bitch and those fair-weather SWF Galaxy f---ers where's Texas Justice!

Having said that, the Supreme-Tron takes us to the locker room, where several midcarders are attending to an obviously hurt Ricky Dale Johnson and Vengeance - apparently, both men were assaulted backstage by The Interlopers before resuming the carnage in the ring!

Michaels - See what I meant, people? Jack Bruce is, was, and always will be bad news for the Supreme Wrestling Federation.

A. Garcia - Thank heavens we've got some help in the form of the agents...Warlord Pain. Chief Two Eagles. Marcus McKing.

Fry - But it's too little, too late! The Interlopers have done what they have set out to do, and that is DESTROY Team SWF.

Michaels - This is a dark day indeed in the annals of the Supreme Wrestling Federation. For Duane Fry, Ana Garcia and Jason Azaria, this is Peter Michaels.

Fry - And Jack Bruce, you can go eff yourself.

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As the crowd boos lustily, The Interlopers - Drew Hawkins, Bryan Vessey, Sammy Bach, and now Jack Bruce - stand over the fallen bodies of Tom Gilmore, Christian Faith, Darryl Devine and Remo, raising each other's hands and arrogantly walking past the road agents and referees who had run in to break things up. It is truly a dark day for the SWF, and a swerve that hasn't been seen in quite some time, though if you look back, the signs were there - Bruce's comparative silence in hyping up his World Heavyweight defense, his ankle injury that turned out to be a ruse, his decision to back out of the Team SWF vs Team Interlopers match. All things considered, Jack Bruce's heel turn was a complete success.

SWF Let the Games Begin Overall Grade - 88/B+
Increased Popularity in 13 Regions
PPV Buyrate - 4.61 (New Record)

Trending on Twitter - #JackBruceSucks #TCWTakeover #Interlopers #GodHelpTheSWF #ShowtimeBlows #ShowtimeSucks #Remo

Russelrules44 · October 16, 2013

.......What the hell?!............that.......was.......AMAZING!!! Everything was just epic, the matches were epic but JACK BRUCE?!?!, SO not expected! Only 1 other person has had the BALLS to TURN HIM HEEL!, Good stuff man...REAL good stuff.

TheAwesomeBatman101 · October 17, 2013

Yes!

I WAS RIGHT YES! He not joining not join Team SWF seem heelish and him saying he was injured to weird. AMAZING SHOW BUT WOW!

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Pteroid · October 17, 2013

I'm pretty surprised Remo's turn went well, I thought he had bad babyface performance. I heard you could raise that stat, but I don't know how.<img alt="

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3rdStringPG · October 17, 2013

OOC - Thank you for all the comments so far! I'll try to get Uprising up by tonight (meaning within the next 12 hours), and will address the comments in depth in the post-shows OOC section. In the meantime, here's Pro Wrestling Hits with some selected tweets from the C-Verse wrestling community regarding what went down at Let the Games Begin...

THE TWITTERVERSE REACTS - SWF LET THE GAMES BEGIN

By Pro Wrestling Hits Staff

Sunday, November 17, 2013

"U CANT ESCAPE THE FEAR OF GILMORE, @JackBruceS1972. U GOT UR ANNOUNCEMENT ON TUE, SO DO I!"

- Tom "Angry" Gilmore (@RealAngryGilmore)

"Hey @TCornellWrestling what u think of @JackBruceS1972 joinin The #Interlopers? Me an @MarkyD420 can help ya wit that #LetTheGamesBegin"

- Big Smack Scott (@SmackamaniaTCW)

"Invasions have been done before w/mixed success but kudos to the SWF creative for pulling it off so well! #Interlopers #TCWTakeover #LetTheGamesBegin"

- Brian Candido, Pro Wrestling Hits (@CandymanPWH)

"I told ya we got a surprise for the champion! The SUPREME HW champion that is <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> #Interlopers #TCWTakeover #LetTheGamesBegin"

- Drew Hawkins (@WolfWhistle12086)

"Prepare for something big on the next #SupremeTV c/o Jack Bruce and The #Interlopers #TCWTakeover"

- Jack Bruce (@JackBruceS1972)

"I'm in shock. Why, Jack, why? #Interlopers #JackBruceSucks #WhyJackWhy"

- KP Avatar (@Cloud9AvatarSWF)

"Geez I dunno @SmackamaniaTCW wuz kinda u know last nite while watchin #LetTheGamesBegin"

- Marc DuBois (@MarkyD420)

"Nicky Champion is gona gun for ur title, Hack Bruce, with a #PapoosePiledriver and a #HawkeyeHammer and that will be all she wrote! Traitor."

- Nicky Champion (@NickyChampionSWF)

"#LetTheGamesBegin broke #SWF PPV buyrate records last night. Thank you #SWFGalaxy for making last night a success! Tho I must say #GodHelpTheSWF"

- Peter Michaels (@PeterMichaelsSWF)

"Kayfabe aside #ThatWasAwesome, @WolfWhistle12086, @RealBryanVessey and @ElationSensationSB. Man I wish I can join u there."

- Rocky Golden (@GoldenRockyTCW)

"Jack Bruce aint shit, isnt it obvious? 1st things 1st tho, and thats teachin @NickyChampionSWF about the Frehley Way"

- Steve Frehley (@DarkDestroyer110183)

3rdStringPG · October 17, 2013

SWF Uprising Sunday, November 17, 2013 (Week 2) Carnesecca Arena (New York, Tri-State) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: John Anderson d. Glenn Casey via Clear Conscience in 4:35 (64/C) Chris Caulfield d. Rodney Ekuma via Danger Drop in 4:35 (51/D, bad chemistry) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jack Bruce Heel Turn (Replay from Let the Games Begin) (77/B-)</div> The events of Saturday night at the Greenwalt Dome are replayed, as we once again see Jack Bruce turning on Tom "Angry" Gilmore in the pull-apart brawl that followed the World Heavyweight title match. We also see how The Interlopers relied on Sam Sparrow's crooked officiating to defeat Team SWF in the final 4-on-4 elimination tag match, and the callous celebration as The Interlopers welcomed Jack Bruce into their fold after the beatdown on Gilmore, Darryl Devine, Christian Faith, then Remo. <div style="text-align:center;">Ben Casey vs BB Colossus (w/Ms. Emma Chase) (16/F)</div> Though quick squashes rarely mean anything of substance, BB Colossus tries to establish himself as a threat by dominating jobber Ben Casey, and takes only two minutes to finish him off with the Colossus Avalanche. Unfortunately, the young giant doesn't seem to mesh well with the veteran ham-and-egger, which causes some fans at the Carnesecca Arena (home of the St. John's men's basketball team) to boo both competitors and call the match "BORING!" WINNER - Colossus in 2:04 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Bubblegum Factory w/24/7 Partay Dudez - The Awesomeness (50/D)</div> Tonight's Bubblegum Factory features the reigning SWF World Tag Team champions, The Awesomeness, but instead of the boy band congratulating the wannabe rock stars, the conversation soon turns heated between both teams, with The Awesomeness both claiming that they were the real MVPs in the Strange Musical Bedfellows' win over Team High Allies, and Stevie insisting he did much more as the man who eliminated both James Prudence and Elmo Benson. The Awesomeness says Stevie wouldn't have been able to do that if not for "that big gorilla standin' guard by your set" (A-Prime) and "that girl of yours...I can't tell if she's your teacher or some mute MTV video jock." This prompts a shrill "I HAVE A NAME!!!" from Kristen Pearce and an angry staredown between Jefferson Stardust and A-Prime, and things have some serious potential of getting ugly between the two heel tag teams when... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - O'Neill Announces Tag Tournament (48/D-)</div> ...Uprising GM and Fly Boys manager BJ O'Neill steps out, criticizing both The Awesomeness and the Partay Dudez for being "dishonest cheats" and "substandard musicians - you're all the same to me!" O'Neill says that since competition is really getting heated in the tag team division, she's decided to organize the SWF 4T (Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament) involving all the "registered" (meaning regular) tag teams in the SWF. Wins by pinfall are worth two points, wins by submission three points, draws one points, and losses worth zero points. Teams will be grouped as follows: Group A - Fly Boys, Partay Dudez (any combo of Mainstream, Stevie, Calum Nelson and A-Prime), Can-Am Animals, Eros Squad Group B - High Concept, Parts Unknown, Undawater Union, 100% Sneaky Group C - Awesomeness, Psychedelic Soul Bros., Royal Pains, Texas Justice Winners of each group will outright qualify for the five-team Tag Team Turmoil title match at Christmas Clash, while two wild card matches (4th vs 6th, 5th vs 7th in terms of overall points) will determine the fourth and fifth teams to take part in the title match. And as an additional stipulation, if The Awesomeness fails to qualify for the Tag Team Turmoil match, they lose the belts outright and the Tag titles become vacant at Christmas Clash. Huey and Jeff try protesting the inclusion of Texas Justice in their group and the Partay Dudez ask if they can be grouped as a "Team A" (Mainstream/Stevie) and a "Team B" (Nelson/A-Prime), but their requests fall on deaf ears - O'Neill says she made sure the groupings are as fair as possible, and the groupings stand. At the announce table, Jerry Eisen and Kyle Rhodes talk about how interesting such a tournament would be, while Marvin Earnest says the inclusion of Texas Justice is tantamount to "having Kobe Bryant play for your high school basketball team, or asking Tom Brady to line up behind center and be your high school football team's quarterback." Eisen says such an analogy makes no sense because the groupings are "fairly even", while Rhodes hypes the first match of the tournament coming up after the break - The Fly Boys vs Partay Dudez Team B - Calum Nelson and A-Prime. <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/CuFHjP5H0hw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Queers - Surfin' Bird"></iframe></div></div> (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Partay Dudez Team B (w/Kristen Pearce, Mainstream and Stevie) - 4T Tourney Match (54/D)</div> As part of the "Tuesday's Gone" rule (OOC - my version of the "Freebird Rule"), all four Partay Dudez in any combination of two make for one team, and with that in mind, A-Prime and Calum Nelson are representing the Partay Dudez in this match. Jerry Eisen talks about what a nice complement the two "Team B" members make - Nelson being one of High Stakes Season 1's top technicians, A-Prime being a "rookie monster", a powerhouse brawler and former NFL player (even if he never made it past training camp). A-Prime nearly flattens Donnie J with a Running Powerslam at the 5:10 point, but when James Prudence tries stepping in to break things up, Jez McArthuer spots him right away and tells him to head back. That allows Donnie J to recover a bit, and with Prudence tagged in at 5:45, he swings the momentum to The Fly Boys' favor, flooring A-Prime with a legsweep and bringing Nelson down with a dropkick the moment he gets tagged in. Prudence has the Prudential Pain Plan locked in, and just as Nelson is about to tap out, Mainstream enters the ring with the Foreign Object of Desire - he smashes it on Prudence and gets the Partay Dudez disqualified! Jerry Eisen calls Mainstream "silly" for having interfered, but Marv Earnest contends that he did the smart thing - better the Dudez give up two points than allow The Fly Boys to score three points with a submission win. WINNERS - The Fly Boys in 6:40 via DQ. The Fly Boys earn two points in SWF 4T Tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Kirk Rants About Campbell (44/D-)</div> Backstage, Krustacean Kirk is being interviewed by Dawn the Cheerleader about the shellacking The Undawater Union took at the hands of The Eisen Entourage at Let the Games Begin. Kirk makes it a point to put Jellyfish Josh (Taylor) over as a great addition, but says the Entourage wouldn't have won so easily if not for the involvement of their fifth man, Ash Campbell. Kirk swears revenge in one way or another against Campbell, as they'll be squaring off in a singles match later on in the evening. What kind of revenge? A "snappeh" kind of revenge, Kirk tells Dawn as he pays tribute to his mentor, former SWF Superstar Chris "Lobster Warrior" Morrisette. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Rants About Devine (37/D-)</div> While Bobby Bruce, speaking in a blurrycam monologue in this angle, focuses on Darryl Devine and how "lucky" he was to successfully retain his Shooting Star title at the Let the Games Begin pre-show, he says that won't be the case anymore, because tonight, he's "feelin' really froggy", though at the same time "cautiously optimistic about the state of my family affairs, which makes me kinda inspired, kinda excited, kinda CONFIDENT about my chances of winning my rematch and winning the Shooting Star title." Could this be Bobby Bruce hinting at some sort of reconciliation with his recently-turned kayfabe dad? <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMEON3iY2M" rel="external nofollow">Darryl Devine ©</a> vs Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match (48/D-)</div> "Bobby Bruce should honestly shut the hell up," says an agitated Jerry Eisen as the Shooting Star title rematch gets underway. "But then again, who cares about whether that punk kid reconciles with his dad? The apple didn't fall too far from the tree after all." As the younger Bruce scores on a swinging neckbreaker on Devine, then wraps him up in an MMA-style triangle choke, his kayfabe mom Karen Killer joins the three Uprising announcers on commentary, hinting that yes, she and Jack Bruce are talking again, though everything has been "strictly business" so far. Meanwhile, Devine is able to escape the hold and come back by countering a piledriver attempt. After stunning Bruce with a superkick to the face, Devine starts teasing his Dream Drop, and lands it on the arrogant young rocker, covering him afterwards. Once again, the match ends with a DQ, as Bruce's bandmates The Awesomeness rush the ring before Shane Stones can count to two! Darryl Devine retains in a rather underwhelming match, though this feud appears far from over and Devine's hottest so far. WINNER - Devine in 5:40 via DQ. Darryl Devine is STILL the SWF Shooting Star champion. <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/61oerMwQF6g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Toadies: I Come From the Water"></iframe></div></div> (w/Angel Fish) vs Ash Campbell (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith) (48/D-)</div> This match marks Ash Campbell's first as a member of The Eisen Entourage and his first wrestling under his real name, though he retains his hipster gimmick and his penchant for munching on foodie treats while walking to the ring. Speaking on commentary, Jellyfish Josh (yes, still in costume) talks about his upcoming match against Edd Stone, and how Campbell's interference really doesn't make The Eisen Entourage any stronger in the grand scheme of things. In the ring, Campbell and Krustacean Kirk trade offensive moves, with Campbell now freely using some of his dad's old moves. Campbell tries to end it with one of his own - the Ash to Ash - but Kirk kicks out before the three-count. Soon, Kirk finds himself in control, using his real-life boxing skills to land stiff blows on Campbell, and this prompts Dozer Smith to get the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle ready as a foreign weapon. Seeing this, Jellyfish Josh leaves the announce table, and it's not long before all four men are brawling outside the ring. Sam Sparrow declares the match a double count-out, though interestingly, it's a very fast ten-count, almost as if he wanted to get the whole thing over with as soon as possible. WINNER - Nobody. Double count-out at 7:11. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Benson Impersonates Part Two (48/D-)</div> In preparation for their match against The Parts Unknown, High Concept are both dressed in masks (blue for Elmo Benson, orange for Greg Black), and Kyle Rhodes informs the fans watching at home that they're "Part 69" and "Part (Infinity Sign)" respectively. "Parts" 69 and (Infinity Sign) don't say a word, instead passing a football to one another in a reference to Greg and Matt Gauge's real-life roles as racist high school football stars circa 1966 in SWF Studios film Idealistic Teacher. <div style="text-align:center;">"The Parts Undecided" (w/"Part H") vs The Parts Unknown - 4T Tourney Match (62/C-)</div> High Concept is apparently working as "The Parts Undecided", while Haley Buck, who is wearing a pink mask and pink bodysuit (Jerry Eisen calls her "the Pink Ranger") is, for tonight, known as "Part H." While nobody has publicly revealed The Parts Unknown's identities, a few smarky fans at the Carnesecca Arena can be heard cheering "GREG AND MATTHEW! (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)" as Part Two punishes "Part (Infinity Sign)" with a bow-and-arrow lock, Sam Keith-style. Marv Earnest says that the real Parts aren't that bad, and roots for them as they hope for a third straight win. Unfortunately, that's not what transpires for the Parts, as a short period of isolation on "Part (Infinity Sign)" ends when he tags "Part 69" in - the actual Elmo Benson is fully energized, using a variety of kicks and leaping moves to clean house on Parts One and Two. The match ends when the "Parts Undecided" combine for a Game Over on the real Parts Unknown, ending their short winning streak and prompting a beatdown... WINNERS - "The Parts Undecided" in 6:46. High Concept earns two points in SWF 4T Tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Parts Unknown Beat Down on "The Parts Undecided" (34/E)</div> That's right, a beatdown from The Parts Unknown! Upset over losing what had been one of their least lopsided and most competitive matches ever, Part Two attacks Greg Black (now sans mask) from behind and sets him up for a Proton Lock! Part One, now recovered, does the same to a similarly unmasked Elmo Benson, and soon we see the two brothers executing Proton Locks on their opponents. After about a minute, Sam Keith's real-life sons, who have yet to unmask themselves, exit the ring, exchanging a high-five and doing some crotch chops to an obviously unamused crowd. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Angel Fish Hypes The Undawater Union vs 100% Sneaky (40/D-)</div> This next Undawater Union segment is darker than the others, as now we see a very frustrated Red Snapper and Amazing Urchin. Krustacean Kirk is desperately trying to boost their spirits, while Jellyfish Josh emphasizes that they've now got the strength in numbers they once lacked. After R.A.U.L., the automated computer voiced by Raul Darkness, provides them the dossier on 100% Sneaky (including interesting tidbits like "Spencer hates Eros Squad's new movies but Squeeky secretly enjoyed them" mixed in with quick explanations of their trademark moves), Snapper and Urch react apathetically, but Angel Fish tells them not to give up hope - the 4T tournament could be their big break, but they'll have to stay focused and not let the losses, or the shaming at the hands of The Eisen Entourage at Let the Games Begin get them down. <div style="text-align:center;">The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (w/Chloe Dean) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHMqXOtzAU" rel="external nofollow">The Awesomeness ©</a> (w/Alanis Springsteen) - 4T Tourney Match (53/D-)</div> The Psychedelic Soul Brothers may sound like fodder for Group C, which also includes tag champs The Awesomeness and the RDJ/Vengeance duo Texas Justice, but they put on a good effort against the reigning champs in what seems to be a surprisingly open match. Remmy Skye has some good offensive moments in this match, including one where he moonsaults off the top rope and covers Huey Cannonball, but that's broken up by Jeff Stardust. KP Avatar tries to step in at this point, but is spotted by Ric Young and asked to return to his corner. Eventually, Avatar gets tagged in, and he appears to be very popular with the crowd, as well as the announcers save for the heelish Marv Earnest. Avatar uses his Hitsville, U.S.A. pre-finisher on Stardust, and goes for a cover following a Funky, Funky Elbow Drop, but Huey Cannonball tries entering the ring; as Young warns Cannonball, manager Alanis Springsteen enters the ring and bashes Avatar with her boot, stunning him and allowing The Awesomeness to pick up the win with a Shock and Awe. WINNERS - The Awesomeness in 6:14. The Awesomeness earn two points in SWF 4T Tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Red Snapper Gets Ready (35/E)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">The Undawater Union (w/Angel Fish) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4BItkytQ190?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Sweet Water"></iframe></div></div> (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - 4T Tourney Match (67/C+)</div> This match's special guest announcer is Richie Pangrazzio Jr., who says his boys should have no problem dispatching of "The Undawatah Union" and also puts over Remo as a courageous individual for betraying The Interlopers like he did. Pangrazzio, however, calls Remo out for inserting himself in the pull-apart brawl that ended Let the Games Begin - "He shoulda let Faith and Gilmah and Devine handle things on their own!" As Jerry Eisen rebuts this, saying that Jack Bruce's treachery necessitated someone to run in and help Team SWF, Pangrazzio's midcard charges, 100% Sneaky, continue controlling the match, isolating The Amazing Urchin and engaging in a series of mostly illegal double-team moves. Spencer Spade is especially close to a win, landing a Spadesault on Urch at 5:10, but as the former Mikey James kicks out of that, Pangrazzio leaves the announce table to complain about a slow count! Fortunately, Spade doesn't get distracted, as he and McClean continue to work The Amazing Urchin. A hot tag finally comes at 7:05, and while both Red Snapper and Squeeky McClean are charged in their exchange of punches and kicks, McClean deftly blocks Red Snapper's Sea Clutch attempt and instead drops him with a fallaway slam and locks him up in the Clean Out. Snapper taps out in a few seconds, giving 100% Sneaky the first three-point win of the 4T tournament! WINNERS - 100% Sneaky in 8:13. 100% Sneaky earns three points in SWF 4T Tourney for submission win. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Pre-Match Dance (59/D+)</div> Aside from the usual Stonerizing, we get to see this from Edd Stone and Lisa Bowen... Stone - Hey, Lisa! Good to see you...yet again! How's the vacation been? L. Bowen - Boring. I mean, I didn't get to do much except hang out with my dad and attend group therapy sessions a thousand, oh, no, maybe a million miles away from the malls and bars. No wonder they used to call him Barry Boring. Stone - You, baby, and I hope you don't mind me callin' you that...you are anything but boring. L. Bowen - It's too soon, Edd. We barely know each other... Stone (pausing for a few moments, then striking his signature martial arts pose) - EDD-FU!!!!! L. Bowen (laughing) - Oh, Edward...why don't you make like your namesake Cullen and bite me? (points to her neck) Over here, Eddie... Stone - Don't mind if I do, lovely Lisa! (winks his eye and kisses Lisa Bowen in the neck) Edd-Fu. If it doesn't get you girls like it does for me, then your name must NOT be Edd Stone. <div style="text-align:center;">Jellyfish Josh (w/Angel Fish) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/BoXu6QmxpJE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div> (w/Lisa Bowen and Franklin D. Huggins III) (74/B-)</div> The announcers appear quite shocked and surprised to see Lisa Bowen in Edd Stone's corner, and Jerry Eisen immediately says that Bowen is "going on the rebound." Marv Earnest seconds Eisen and says "Rich Money to Edd Stone is one helluva downgrade, but hey, at least she's not going on a rebound date with that jellyfish mask-wearing freak!" (She never would - Josh Taylor is, in real life, married to Tracy Brendon!) As for the match, Stone gets a lot of leverage thanks to his new manager (and apparent new Entourage member) Bowen and tag teammate Frank Huggins, and again pops the crowd with his "Arabian Nights with Edd-Fu" facebuster, which leads to a cover, but a kickout from Jellyfish Josh. At this point, Josh is being confounded by his heel opponent and his cornerpeople, but at 7:10, he starts engineering his comeback, countering a Party's Over and recovering as Angel Fish pounds her hands on the mat furiously. Stone tries some martial arts moves on a recovered Josh at the eight-minute mark, but those moves get blocked for the most part, and Josh applies the Butterfly Lock at 9:50, which Stone would have tapped out of if not for a Lisa Bowen distraction. Huggins tries to step in and bash Stone with the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle, but Darren Smith is in no mood for that as he tells both Bowen and Huggins to head backstage! Heel distractions out of the picture, Josh controls the last two minutes, flooring Stone with his new finisher, the Jellyfish Sting, and picking up a much-needed win. WINNER - Josh in 11:43 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament Standings: Group A: The Fly Boys (1-0-0, 2 points) 24/7 Partay Dudez (0-0-1, 0 points) Eros Squad (0-0-0, 0 points) The Can-Am Animals (0-0-0, 0 points) Group B: 100% Sneaky (1-0-0, 3 points) High Concept (1-0-0, 2 points) The Parts Unknown (0-0-1, 0 points) The Undawater Union (0-0-1, 0 points) Group C: The Awesomeness (1-0-0, 2 points) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (0-0-1, 0 points) Texas Justice (0-0-0, 0 points) The Royal Pains (0-0-0, 0 points)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 70/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 1.03 Trending on Twitter - #JellyfishJosh #Stonerizing #EddSa #EddStone #Edd #LisaBowen #JackBruceSucks #4T</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · October 17, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC

- That was one long, though fun PPV to write! Once again, thanks to Theawesomebatman101 for joining in the prediction game - predict the next two weeks and you qualify for the month as per the 6-of-9 rule! Sorry, though, but no bonuses for predicting the Jack Bruce heel turn. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> As far as the five qualifiers go, we've got flaviooooo still holding a slim lead over kieranforthewin, though it's still anybody's prediction game. Will flaviooooo win yet another monthly prediction game, or will kieranforthewin or someone else win it for November? Got two more weeks to go, and those who still want to join in can do so. You won't qualify for the monthly prize, but I've given out some "consolation prizes" in the past for late entrants who do very well on their first tries. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

1. flaviooooo - 29/37, 78% (+8/9, 4/8, +1)

2. kieranforthewin - 28/37, 76% (+8/9, 5/8)

3. Croquemitaine - 26/37, 70% (+8/9, 4/8, +2)

4. Psycho Sam - 25/37, 68% (+7/9, 5/8, +2)

5. Midnightnick - 24/37, 65% (+4/9, 6/8, +2)

Theawesomebatman101 - 10/17, 58% (+6/9, 4/8)

- Yes, the signs were there as Jack Bruce prepared for his heel turn. He wasn't talking as much as he normally would, but the real giveaway, as pointed out by Theawesomebatman101, was Bruce's ostensible ankle injury. I added this in as I didn't want something truly predictable, such as Bruce turning on his teammates and helping Team Interlopers to victory. That's also why I scheduled the World title match last, so that Bruce could turn on the good guys just when everyone thinks the PPV is over.

- Jack Bruce made a reference to a "New Model Army" in his promo against Rich Money. I'm actually inclined to use it as a name for The Interlopers (Outsiders), though if anyone else has any better ideas, I'd like to hear 'em. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

- Regarding what Russelrules44 said about me being the first diarist to turn Bruce heel, I've actually done so several times in previous TEW iterations. For one, the last show of "New Kid from Nowhere" (my TEW 2010 effort) featured Bruce turning heel after the Royal Rumble-type 30-man battle royal.

- Psycho Sam, you have just given me an idea for ring music, but I don't know whom to use it for. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Giancarlo Giabroni and Enhancement Eddie, perhaps?

- Remo's face rating (58) isn't good, but it isn't that bad either. The Hannah heel turn also "went pretty well", and her heel rating was lower at 46.

- Was really happy with the solid grade the preliminary 5-on-5 (High Allies vs SMBs) got, considering none of the competitors are at higher than 60 popularity and that I had to keep three of the High Allies strong.

- I'll also have to give credit where credit is due - assigning points for tag team competition came from James Casey's diary, while the point system (0 = loss, 1 = draw, 2 = pinfall, 3 = submission) comes from Self's awesome CGC diary. Dunno if I saw a tournament with multiple groupings like what we have for the 4T, though, but I went with three groups of four since I have 12 regular tag teams, and so I can allow each team to have three matches.

Eisen-verse · October 17, 2013

Late to the feedback train but really wanted to dive in and say 'kudos' on your turn of Jack Bruce.

In a lot of ways, despite being such a 'beloved figure' to the fans & really setting the SWF's product for them (Attitude-esque), Jack Bruce plays a perfect heel in my mind. There are SO many ways you can take his character that, turning him against the fans, makes things interesting.

Wonderful job and I truly loved reading your reasons for why you A) went with the ankle injury and B) placed the match at the end that you did. It shows that you really had an idea in mind in HOW to get Jack Bruce over as a heel (even before he turned all together).

Great work, PG!

3rdStringPG · October 17, 2013

OOC - And I'd like to open up this round of predictions by thanking Eisen-verse for the comments! Appreciated as always, and looking forward to the second half of 2013 on your diary, E-V! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I've got some great ideas for the backstage action for this week, and we should also be seeing the second part of Guy's shoot interview, where he spills the dirt on the other backstage factions (including the Klubb), among other things...

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Des Davids © vs Koshiro Ino - SWF United States Title Match

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

SWF Uprising

Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

The Royal Pains vs The Awesomeness © - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Darryl Devine © vs Ash Campbell - non-title match

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

Russelrules44 · October 17, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Des Davids © vs Koshiro Ino - SWF United States Title Match

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

SWF Uprising

Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

The Royal Pains vs The Awesomeness © - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Darryl Devine © vs Ash Campbell - non-title match

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

And also i'd like a refund for my Jack Bruce action figure please thank you very much.

TheAwesomeBatman101 · October 17, 2013

Sam Strong's Tweet:

WELL BROTHER THAT @JackBruceS1972 YOU WATCH YOUR BACK BROTHER BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS #SWF COMING FOR YOU #STRONGMANIA AND #STRONGARMTACTIC BROTHER #INTERLOPERSSUCK #STRONGMANIA!

TheAwesomeBatman101 · October 17, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Des Davids © vs Koshiro Ino - SWF United States Title Match

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

SWF Uprising

Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

The Royal JOBBERS vs The Awesomeness © - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Darryl Devine © vs Ash Campbell - non-title match

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

Unfair I was the only one who guess Bruce was turning heel <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

White Dolphin · October 18, 2013

While this was a great tribute to the nWo and a well-written PPV card that could make Angry Gilmore into a megastar, I still maintain that the best usage of heel Bruce is something more akin to 2003 Hollywood Rock than 1996 Hollywood Hogan, although that could be the direction you're going in.

Bach's burial is weird, but obviously true to life and you again deserve credit for doing the diary like the SWF not the way the SWF should be.

Psycho Sam · October 18, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Des Davids © vs Koshiro Ino - SWF United States Title Match

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

Double DQ via inteference

SWF Uprising

Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

The Royal Pains vs The Awesomeness © - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Darryl Devine © vs Ash Campbell - non-title match

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Yay, free point! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

Midnightnick · October 18, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

SWF Uprising

Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

3rdStringPG · October 18, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>While this was a great tribute to the nWo and a well-written PPV card that could make Angry Gilmore into a megastar, I still maintain that the best usage of heel Bruce is something more akin to 2003 Hollywood Rock than 1996 Hollywood Hogan, although that could be the direction you're going in. Bach's burial is weird, but obviously true to life and you again deserve credit for doing the diary like the SWF not the way the SWF should be.</div></blockquote> I wouldn't call it a real burial, per se. Sammy Bach is, after all, the number one contender to Des Davids' U.S. title. Though yeah, he's pretty much the Sean Waltman of this nWo-parallel. And bitter ex-fiancee Emma Chase being part of the Klubb does have a lot to do with his being pushed as the "weak link" of The Interlopers. But will the old "you can't stop talent" adage hold true for this portmanteau of '80s rock icons? We'll find out in the coming weeks, but for now, it looks like somebody's excited about the SWF's schedule for Week 3 November... <div style="text-align:center;">"Alabama Song/F--- Yeah!"</div> Sunday, November 17, 2013 Looie Looie's (a fictional bar near the Carnesecca Arena) 11:00 p.m. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KPAvatar.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RemmySkye.jpg</div> "Well, show me the way To the next whisky bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me the way To the next whisky bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For if we don't find The next whisky bar I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die..." "Tan-tan-tan, tan-tan-tan, tan-tan-tan-tan-tan," "Oh, moon of Alabama We now must say goodbye We've lost our good old mama And must have whisky, oh, you know why!" No, that's not Remmy Skye channeling Jim Morrison to the best of his ability at a Psychedelic Garage Jobbers gig. That was Remmy Skye and KP Avatar drunkenly warbling the first verse, instrumental keyboard break and chorus of the Doors' "Alabama Song" at another post-Uprising taping karaoke session. And it was obvious why I picked that song to sing - the SWF was going back to Alabama for the next Uprising taping, which of course, prompted me to text Kathy and tell her Supreme would be coming to town. "Oh, that's great! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Can't wait to see u there and hang out after taping." - Kathy Neptune "Dude, you'll probably want to get another haircut," teased Remmy. "You do know that the Neptune twins are from Dothan, don't you? And that Mr. and Mrs. Neptune, if those are their real names, are probably gonna be somewhere 'round the corner?" "F--- YEAH!," I screamed, raising my bottle of beer as I received a round of cheers from my drinking buddies for the night - Remmy, the Gauges, the former C-V-2, Spencer Spade, Ash Campbell, Snapper, Urch, Mr. Krabs Kirk Jameson, Josh Taylor and Robbie Retro. "Working in the Neptunes' hometown, even in the pre-show and probably counting the lights as usual, is gonna be cool!" "You can say that again," concurred Remmy. "But NO, we aren't gonna be counting no lights, Kipper! We're booked against Eddie and Gian." "The Make 'em Better Euros? No shit! Hey, at least that's gonna give us something on the win column, because I don't think they're gonna have us go over anyone in our group in the 4T!" "I wouldn't say that," said Remmy, winking his eye. "Nico and Paul have been having tardiness issues. And Peter's not happy about it. Neither are the Eisens, who seem to be less a fan of Nico than Paul is. You know those Eisen boys...anyone who stays in the Mexican promotions till his late-30s is bush league to them, no matter how many OLLIE or South of the Border titles you got!" "Here's the best part of it all," added the former Asher Ginsberg. "In a couple of weeks, you're gonna be making your Supreme TV debut, as you're in the same group with Texas Justice. Sean's not booked to appear on B-shows. Yeah, the PSB's are gonna put Texas Justice over for sure, but after 11 months, KP...you'll finally be on the flagship show!" "Uh...Ash, I was already on the flagship show, but never in an actual tag match." I then raised my beer bottle and let out an emphatic scream. "F--- YEAH!!!" I normally don't throw the F-word around as much as I was doing that night unless I'm really happy or really mad, and this time, I was really happy. Things were looking good. We may be fodder in the tag team tournament, but a pre-show win is a win in any event. It was a chance to see Kathy again, and a chance for her to watch me wrestle. And in a couple weeks, we were due for a Supreme TV appearance, on account of Sean (Vengeance) not being contracted to appear on High Stakes or Uprising. F--- yeah indeed.

flaviooooo · October 18, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

SWF Uprising

Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

Croquemitaine · October 18, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

SWF Uprising

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie)

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

3rdStringPG · October 19, 2013

OOC - And how could I forget TheAwesomeBatman101,who posted that very accurate-sounding Sam Strong tweet in the aftermath of Let the Games Begin? Here's an article for all the Strongamaniacs out there, a dual-feature of sorts as it highlights both the father (Sam) and the son (PJ), who HAS to appear somehow in TEW 2016, even as a Personality.

NO SWF, BROTHER! - SAM STRONG SAYS HE'S NOT JOINING SWF IF USPW FALLS TO BRYDEN

By Dan Mardayl

Monday, November 18, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Heych-Gee-Cee/SamStrong_zps4f92b7e1.jpg</div>

"No. No SWF, brother."

With the sale of USPW to a group of investors (including real-life CEO Belle Bryden) pending approval, incumbent owner and pro wrestling legend Sam Strong said in an interview with Miami radio station KLBJ that he has no plans of returning to the SWF once it carries out its much-rumored brand split early next year.

"I have no interest in rejoining an organization that isn't willing to pay top dollar for top talent, you know what I mean, brother?", said Strong, 67. "That's the thing, brother. (Richard) Eisen has overspent for all these superfluous talents, brother, young kids like Rudy [sic] Skye, Kris [sic] Cage, those mask-wearing Undacover Union [sic] kids from California, brother, he's got this reality show where these youngsters, all green as grass, take part in silly challenges and insult the intelligence of fans with their backyard-style wrestling, brother. He's throwin' away cash like that (J.K.) Stallings back in the early days of Hollyweird, brother, but at least Stallings still paid me what I was worth. GUARANTEED, brother.

"Now I'm not sayin' that I should be paid some ridiculous sum of money like half a million a month, brother, but I held the World title at SWF for years, brother, YEARS, and not months. I sold 'em the most merchandise, had my own cartoon, my own breakfast cereal, my own video games for SNES and Genesis, I was like Eisen's Gene Simmons, and what does he do? He offers me a pittance, brother, a pittance. If he calls me back and offers me more, that is, assuming the deal with Belle is successful, I'd say he's bluffing."

Also rumored to be considered as a possible general manager for the brand split is Rip Chord, who, apparently had the same problem remembering names of younger workers in an earlier interview several months back. The SWF, however, will have to make do with someone else as DaVE GM if a three-way brand split transpires - Eric Tyler recently signed with TCW as color commentator and manager. A wild report, however, has suggested Acid getting called up from his role as developmental trainer to fill that role, though as one of our sources said, "What's Acid gonna do as DaVE GM, appear on the Supreme-Tron and hold up cards saying 'Six-Man Tag' or 'Caulfield vs James, No DQ' or whatever?"

In other Sam Strong-related news, parents of several teenage girls who attended his son PJ Strong's Saturday concert at the Teaneck Armory have announced plans to sue the 17-year-old teen pop star and his management, for a "substandard performance" that included "profanity-laced tirades at his father's rival wrestling promotion" and "off-tangent rants about the results of said promotion's pay-per-view event." The complainants included John and Donna McLean of Evanston, IL, who claimed their 15-year-old daughter attended the Strong concert, only to see and hear "Mr. Strong slurring his words and lying down onstage, telling the mostly female audience that 'that motherf---er Jack Bruce is gonna f---ing turn heel on Angry Gilmore tonight, so pay f---ing attention to what I sing, baby oh, baby oh! SWF SUCKS!!!'" John McLean may be more familiar to wrestling fans as SWF Superstar Squeeky McClean, and he happened to be just an hour's drive away at the Greenwalt Dome, wrestling the pre-show of Let the Games Begin as the younger Strong had his concert in Teaneck. PJ Strong has previously been arrested for DUI, marijuana possession and reckless driving, definite black marks in a platinum-selling music career that started with the release of his 2010 album "Strong Arm Tactic to Your Heart."

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