SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

TheAwesomeBatman101 · October 19, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>OOC - And how could I forget TheAwesomeBatman101,who posted that very accurate-sounding Sam Strong tweet in the aftermath of Let the Games Begin? Here's an article for all the Strongamaniacs out there, a dual-feature of sorts as it highlights both the father (Sam) and the son (PJ), who HAS to appear somehow in TEW 2016, even as a Personality. NO SWF, BROTHER! - SAM STRONG SAYS HE'S NOT JOINING SWF IF USPW FALLS TO BRYDEN By Dan Mardayl Monday, November 18, 2013 <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Heych-Gee-Cee/SamStrong_zps4f92b7e1.jpg</div> "No. No SWF, brother." With the sale of USPW to a group of investors (including real-life CEO Belle Bryden) pending approval, incumbent owner and pro wrestling legend Sam Strong said in an interview with Miami radio station KLBJ that he has no plans of returning to the SWF once it carries out its much-rumored brand split early next year. "I have no interest in rejoining an organization that isn't willing to pay top dollar for top talent, you know what I mean, brother?", said Strong, 67. "That's the thing, brother. (Richard) Eisen has overspent for all these superfluous talents, brother, young kids like Rudy [sic] Skye, Kris [sic] Cage, those mask-wearing Undacover Union [sic] kids from California, brother, he's got this reality show where these youngsters, all green as grass, take part in silly challenges and insult the intelligence of fans with their backyard-style wrestling, brother. He's throwin' away cash like that (J.K.) Stallings back in the early days of Hollyweird, brother, but at least Stallings still paid me what I was worth. GUARANTEED, brother. "Now I'm not sayin' that I should be paid some ridiculous sum of money like half a million a month, brother, but I held the World title at SWF for years, brother, YEARS, and not months. I sold 'em the most merchandise, had my own cartoon, my own breakfast cereal, my own video games for SNES and Genesis, I was like Eisen's Gene Simmons, and what does he do? He offers me a pittance, brother, a pittance. If he calls me back and offers me more, that is, assuming the deal with Belle is successful, I'd say he's bluffing." Also rumored to be considered as a possible general manager for the brand split is Rip Chord, who, apparently had the same problem remembering names of younger workers in an earlier interview several months back. The SWF, however, will have to make do with someone else as DaVE GM if a three-way brand split transpires - Eric Tyler recently signed with TCW as color commentator and manager. A wild report, however, has suggested Acid getting called up from his role as developmental trainer to fill that role, though as one of our sources said, "What's Acid gonna do as DaVE GM, appear on the Supreme-Tron and hold up cards saying 'Six-Man Tag' or 'Caulfield vs James, No DQ' or whatever?" In other Sam Strong-related news, parents of several teenage girls who attended his son PJ Strong's Saturday concert at the Teaneck Armory have announced plans to sue the 17-year-old teen pop star and his management, for a "substandard performance" that included "profanity-laced tirades at his father's rival wrestling promotion" and "off-tangent rants about the results of said promotion's pay-per-view event." The complainants included John and Donna McLean of Evanston, IL, who claimed their 15-year-old daughter attended the Strong concert, only to see and hear "Mr. Strong slurring his words and lying down onstage, telling the mostly female audience that 'that motherf---er Jack Bruce is gonna f---ing turn heel on Angry Gilmore tonight, so pay f---ing attention to what I sing, baby oh, baby oh! SWF SUCKS!!!'" John McLean may be more familiar to wrestling fans as SWF Superstar Squeeky McClean, and he happened to be just an hour's drive away at the Greenwalt Dome, wrestling the pre-show of Let the Games Begin as the younger Strong had his concert in Teaneck. PJ Strong has previously been arrested for DUI, marijuana possession and reckless driving, definite black marks in a platinum-selling music career that started with the release of his 2010 album "Strong Arm Tactic to Your Heart."</div></blockquote> NO BROTHER SAM STRONG MUST SIGN WITH SWF FOR ALL THE STRONGMANICS OUT THERE BROTHER SCREW UNDAWATER UNION AND SWF ELITE WE ALL NEED SAM STRONG BROTHER!!!!<img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Man I'm tired from that great rant also good article

kieranforthewin · October 19, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast)

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Eros Squad vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Des Davids © vs Koshiro Ino - SWF United States Title Match

Nicky Champion vs Sammy Bach

Chris Caulfield vs Rich Money

????? vs Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins

SWF Uprising

Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

????? vs BB Colossus

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

The Royal Pains vs The Awesomeness © - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Darryl Devine © vs Ash Campbell - non-title match

Eros Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum/Stevie) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs John Anderson

High Concept vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Jellyfish Josh vs ?????</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Who gets the three points for a submission win in this week's tag tournament matches?

A) 100% Sneaky (Squeeky McClean's Clean Out)

B) 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum's Honey Trap)

C) The Parts Unknown (Parts One and Two's Proton Lock)

D) The Undawater Union (Red Snapper's Sea Clutch)

E) None of the above

Bonus Question #2 - Which developmental worker will make a brief cameo on the next Uprising versus BB Colossus?

A) Joffy Laine

B) Lenny Brown

C) Marshall Dillon

D) Davie Renluenn (as '50s throwback "Plato Stark")

E) Rayne Man

F) Gino Montero (as "Ricardo Ley", the Lucha Cop)

G) Swoop McCarthy

H) T-Bone Bright

3rdStringPG · October 19, 2013

OOC - Another stay-home Saturday because of my long-time league's fantasy basketball draft. That means I've had time to write the promos for the next Supreme TV (at least the longer ones), and just as a heads-up, Jack Bruce's first heel promo is going to be a loooooooooong one. Making a last call for predictions (show could be up on Monday or Tuesday), and posting a final backstage segment, where KP learns the bad news...

<div style="text-align:center;">"Not Like the Government Shutdown, But Worse"</div>

Tuesday, November 20, 2013

St. Pete Times Forum

7:00 p.m.

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"So how'd it go, Rich?", I asked the Moneyman, as he exited the Commissioner's Office for the night, which Peter Michaels was using for one-on-one talks with the boys.

"Pretty good, KP. Pete liked my idea for my character better than Eric's, so I guess he isn't always listening to those pricks' ideas before others'."

"Cool. Are the others aware of it?"

"Yeah, all we gotta do is improvise. Told 'em about it and they were receptive."

"Guess that means Eric isn't involved in this storyline?"

Rich Money let out a loud and knowing laugh upon hearing Eric Eisen's name. "KP, this is a main event storyline, not an Eric Eisen storyline."

I then heard Peter's voice calling for me - guess it was time for him to brief me on my first Supreme TV tag match weeks before the fact. Back when Uprising was still off the air, I was part of the Supreme TV dark matches, and I'd competed in a 15-man tag team battle royal, but this time, I was going to be in an actual match, against two respected vets (RDJ and Vengeance), and on the flagship show, seen all over the world by millions.

7:05 p.m.

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"Relax, KP, it's not like the government shutdown! I'm not putting you on furlough. You're still getting paid. Think of it as a paid vacation."

"But why, Peter? It's a pre-show match. It's against an 'unregistered' team. So why'd you change it from PSBs vs MBEs to Remmy vs Gian?"

"I'll level with you, KP," said Peter, lowering his voice. "It has come to my attention that somebody from the locker room has been talking to the dirt sheets. Going under the pseudonym 'Guy' and saying unsavory things about the main eventers, Drew, Frank and Edd, and somehow putting you over as an all-around good person, almost too good to be true."

"I read that article, Pete," I protested. "A lot of us read it, and if you look closely, it says that Guy is a 'young-ish veteran.' I'm a rookie. I don't have heat, and haven't had any since the breakup with Dawn and the whole Lisa Bowen fiasco!"

"Well, KP, sometimes that's the way of the locker room. Sometimes you're the last person to find out you have heat. But personally, KP, I don't think you were the one talkin' to those dirt sheets. For one, that 'Guy' uses a lot of profanity. You don't. And he knows about stuff you probably don't know. Hell, if I knew it could be you, I'd have put you on preventive suspension WITHOUT PAY." Peter paused to take a huge sigh and lament the fact that his hands were tied, quite possibly by the Klubb. "I'm just doin' this to keep 'em happy while Rick is here." Indeed, Richard Eisen was still being the pesky helicopter boss.

Now it was my turn to go silent and think of what would be the best thing to do. By putting me on "paid vacation", Peter was effectively denying me of a chance to meet up with Kathy Neptune in her hometown. The person who told Peter I was the mysterious "Guy" probably knew I had the hots for Kathy. But who? We rookies and the midcard vets we hung out with on occasion knew how to keep secrets. Nicky Champion, who was Jen Neptune's boyfriend, was cool - he wasn't the type to kiss and tell. Then it came to me.

Edward Daniel Stone. That's right. Edd Stone and Frank Huggins joined the happy group at the bar near St. John's University on Sunday. And we were so drunk we probably let slip that I was excited about the SWF heading to Dothan because of Kathy Neptune. Edd and Frank were close to the Klubb by virtue of being part of Drew Hawkins' TCW faction "The Young and the Restless." Frank was okay, if a bit obnoxious. Edd, on the other hand, was rubbing a lot of people the wrong way.

Damn you, Edd. And damn you too, Eric Eisen, and maybe Drew Hawkins too, as you probably convinced him to go squeal to Peter.

"Uh, Peter?"

"Yes, KP?"

"Perhaps I can show up at the next Uprising taping?"

Peter didn't say anything for a few seconds. "I guess that's okay, KP. But I'm not booking you. It's gonna be Remmy going over Gian."

I hoped Kathy wouldn't be disappointed, but I knew she might. She finds out I have a match in the pre-show where I'm going over, only to find out I've been politicked out of the card. Peter was right. This wasn't like the government shutdown from the previous month. This was worse.

Psycho Sam · October 19, 2013

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TheAwesomeBatman101 · October 20, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>OOC - Another stay-home Saturday because of my long-time league's fantasy basketball draft. That means I've had time to write the promos for the next Supreme TV (at least the longer ones), and just as a heads-up, Jack Bruce's first heel promo is going to be a loooooooooong one. Making a last call for predictions (show could be up on Monday or Tuesday), and posting a final backstage segment, where KP learns the bad news... <div style="text-align:center;">"Not Like the Government Shutdown, But Worse"</div> Tuesday, November 20, 2013 St. Pete Times Forum 7:00 p.m. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> "So how'd it go, Rich?", I asked the Moneyman, as he exited the Commissioner's Office for the night, which Peter Michaels was using for one-on-one talks with the boys. "Pretty good, KP. Pete liked my idea for my character better than Eric's, so I guess he isn't always listening to those pricks' ideas before others'." "Cool. Are the others aware of it?" "Yeah, all we gotta do is improvise. Told 'em about it and they were receptive." "Guess that means Eric isn't involved in this storyline?" Rich Money let out a loud and knowing laugh upon hearing Eric Eisen's name. "KP, this is a main event storyline, not an Eric Eisen storyline." I then heard Peter's voice calling for me - guess it was time for him to brief me on my first Supreme TV match weeks before the fact. Back when Uprising was still off the air, I was part of the Supreme TV dark matches, but this time, I was going to be in an actual match, against two respected vets (RDJ and Vengeance), and on the flagship show, seen all over the world by millions. 7:05 p.m. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpg</div> "Relax, KP, it's not like the government shutdown! I'm not putting you on furlough. You're still getting paid. Think of it as a paid vacation." "But why, Peter? It's a pre-show match. It's against an 'unregistered' team. So why'd you change it from PSBs vs MBEs to Remmy vs Gian?" "I'll level with you, KP," said Peter, lowering his voice. "It has come to my attention that somebody from the locker room has been talking to the dirt sheets. Going under the pseudonym 'Guy' and saying unsavory things about the main eventers, Drew, Frank and Edd, and somehow putting you over as an all-around good person, almost too good to be true." "I read that article, Pete," I protested. "A lot of us read it, and if you look closely, it says that Guy is a 'young-ish veteran.' I'm a rookie. I don't have heat, and haven't had any since the breakup with Dawn and the whole Lisa Bowen fiasco!" "Well, KP, sometimes that's the way of the locker room. Sometimes you're the last person to find out you have heat. But personally, KP, I don't think you were the one talkin' to those dirt sheets. For one, that 'Guy' uses a lot of profanity. You don't. And he knows about stuff you probably don't know. Hell, if I knew it could be you, I'd have put you on preventive suspension WITHOUT PAY." Peter paused to take a huge sigh and lament the fact that his hands were tied, quite possibly by the Klubb. "I'm just doin' this to keep 'em happy while Rick is here." Indeed, Richard Eisen was still being the pesky helicopter boss. Now it was my turn to go silent and think of what would be the best thing to do. By putting me on "paid vacation", Peter was effectively denying me of a chance to meet up with Kathy Neptune in her hometown. The person who told Peter I was the mysterious "Guy" probably knew I had the hots for Kathy. But who? We rookies and the midcard vets we hung out with on occasion knew how to keep secrets. Nicky Champion, who was Jen Neptune's boyfriend, was cool - he wasn't the type to kiss and tell. Then it came to me. Edward Daniel Stone. That's right. Edd Stone and Frank Huggins joined the happy group at the bar near St. John's University on Sunday. And we were so drunk we probably let slip that I was excited about the SWF heading to Dothan because of Kathy Neptune. Edd and Frank were close to the Klubb by virtue of being part of Drew Hawkins' TCW faction "The Young and the Restless." Frank was okay, if a bit obnoxious. Edd, on the other hand, was rubbing a lot of people the wrong way. Damn you, Edd. And damn you too, Eric Eisen, and maybe Drew Hawkins too, as you probably convinced him to go squeal to Peter. "Uh, Peter?" "Yes, KP?" "Perhaps I can show up at the next Uprising taping?" Peter didn't say anything for a few seconds. "I guess that's okay, KP. But I'm not booking you. It's gonna be Remmy going over Gian." I hoped Kathy wouldn't be disappointed, but I knew she might. She finds out I have a match in the pre-show where I'm going over, only to find out I've been politicked out of the card. Peter was right. This wasn't like the government shutdown from the previous month. This was worse.</div></blockquote> NO KP! #WhyEddWhy? #Eisensaredicks

3rdStringPG · October 22, 2013

SWF Supreme TV St. Pete Times Forum (Florida, Southeast) Tuesday, November 19, 2013 (Week 3) DARK MATCHES: None SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce Rants About Gilmore (97/A*)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpg</div> The fans at the St. Pete Times Forum immediately erupts in a cacophony of boos upon seeing the former Interlopers, now apparently known as The New Model Army, step out. Jack Bruce, who had so dramatically turned on Tom "Angry" Gilmore and the rest of Team SWF and the Men Unda Pressure towards the end of Let the Games Begin, is leading the way, as large groups of fans yell "JACK BRUCE SUCKS!" at the top of their lungs. Bruce flashes a dirty finger at one particularly passionate fan, while flirtatiously winking at his girlfriend, then enters the ring, clearly a heel now with his shades, his dark blue headband and his black leather jacket accentuating his new, anti-SWF Galaxy image. J. Bruce - IT'S SHOWWWWWWWW-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM!!!!!! Bach - And HEEEEEEEEEERE'S SAMMY!!!!!!!!!! Hawkins - Shut up, Sam! (holding his finger up to his lips) We've done enough talkin', let's give this one to Jack and let him speak. J. Bruce - Why, what's the matter, Constituents? Whatever happened to through thick and thin, in OSTENSIBLE sickness and in health, till death do us part? Whatever happened to your promise to support the Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN ZILLION, whether his albums are sellin' like hotcakes or sellin' like a hot, steamin' pile of S---, whether he's World Champion or a silly, inconsequential Shooting Star champion like that substandard musician, substandard human being and substandard wrestler Darryl Devine? WHAT'S WITH THE HATE, CONSTITUENTS? Can't you see that I have put the fear of Gilmore in the Angry Man himself with, and in A NEW YORK MINUTE?!?!? So how do you like your hero of the dirtsheets now? Everybody goin' "Tom Gilmore is so great, he can do anything in the ring, he's a SUPERB PSYCHOLOGIST, a master with the mic, and a man truly deserving to be the BIGGEST STAR IN SUPREME!" To that I say BULLS---!!! Has Tom Gilmore ever won this title (points to his World Heavyweight belt) FIVE TIMES in eight years? No he hasn't, but you're gonna turn around and say that he's the Supreme Heavyweight Champion. You're gonna call him the SWF's ONLY TRIPLE-CROWN CHAMP when he only held Tag Team gold for one lousy week with that old, fat and definitely unsexy Joe Sexy. B. Vessey - Where's Joe Sexy now, huh? Even skint old Mr. C wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole! J. Bruce - Let's face it...THIS is the only belt that matters to me. Which is why, as you probably know by now, I faked that ankle injury to ensure I had a chance to SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST. And goin' back further, that's why I had these men (points to Vessey and Hawkins) hold off BOTH the giant Marat Khoklov and the lazy lollygaggin' Remo so that I could hang on to the title last month at Break Like the Wind. (softly) It was all part of the plan, Constituents! Part of the plan to rid myself of those freeloaders Tom Gilmore and Darryl Devine who leech off everythin' I got, and all you false Constituents who only cheer me because I'm a big rock star, or those posers in the arenas and clubs who only buy my records because I'm THE SINGLE MOST EXHILARATING TALENT TO EVER SIGN A CONTRACT WITH THE SWF! Regarding the people you have christened as The Interlopers, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce has had his eye on these fine individuals even before word got out that Cornell wasn't willin' to pay them what they're worth! He knew that Bryan Vessey was, and is a legend in Japan, and a man who had never won ANYTHING back West since Cornell took over because first, Tommy C. couldn't take the fact that there was someone better and smarter in the ring than he was. Then, because Cornell felt he was TOO OLD to be taken seriously as a champ. B. Vessey (in a down-homey, yet downright sarcastic Texas accent) - Why, thank you, Jack! J. Bruce - And yes, I knew about Sammy Bach as well. I knew he'd been nothin' more than a former All Action champ, which is like forcin' the f---in' Beatles to play in dingy, stinky Hamburg clubs till 1969! See, Tommy can't fly, and Aaron Andrews liked the taste of his English sphincter better, so he was like, (in a bad English accent), "Sammy, Aaron rated my arse a 9 out of 10, whilst you gave it a 4 out of 10. So go bugger off and play with little Jimmy Foxx and Jeremie Courtney, will you? Or play with yourself if it makes you happy, ya little cruiserweight wanker. Here's a picture of Emmer to help you with that." Bach - That was spot-on, Jack, you've got impersonatin' that cheap old Brit down to an art! J. Bruce - And there's my good man Drew Hawkins, the competition's Teen Wolf. Sure, he held the World title for the competition. Sure, he was a hot young prospect for the longest time. But for eight years, CONSTITUENTS...EIGHT YEARS, Drew Hawkins was forced to pander to the teenage girls watchin' their product, which you'd probably be doin' if you were fat with bad teeth and thick glasses and zits the size of moon craters. And NO BOYFRIEND TOO! (pauses as the crowd lustily boos Bruce's comments) Aw, Constituents, you don't have to worry, because I've had sex with more hot and pretty groupies in ONE JACK BRUCE BAND TOUR than I've seen hot and pretty ring rats in my nine years with this company! Don't worry, SWF Galaxy, you aren't exactly teeming with supermodel-types either! (pauses) Goin' back to Wolf, I mean Drew, this is a young man who was forced to cater to the wrong kinda audience. Here in the SWF, EVERYBODY can appreciate what he can do, which is ALMOST EVERYTHING IN THE DAMN BOOK! What Colonel Tom Parker saw in a young Elvis Presley and what Brian Epstein saw in four scruffy lads from Liverpool, England, I see in Drew Hawkins. Hawkins - Though if I may add, I'm more successful than those musicians were at that point in their careers... J. Bruce - I KNOW, DREW!!!! Which is why the moment I heard you guys were available, I started makin' calls. When my bandmates would be havin' a cigarette break or somethin', or snortin' lines off the amp, I'd be headin' backstage, doin' my best Dwyane Wade when he brought LeBron and Bosh to Miami...which reminds me, it's a shame about your Rays and YOUR BUCS SUCK! (pauses as the crowd boos Bruce's insults against nearby Tampa Bay's sports teams) This podunk town, as Drew probably would say, AIN'T WORTHY OF AN NBA FRANCHISE! But as I was about to say, IT WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. And that plan also included assemblin' myself my own supergroup...a NEW MODEL ARMY...an organization SO POWERFUL it will be my CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT, more so than my gold records and my FIVE WORLD TITLES, an organization that will support me and support each other through thick and thin, through winning and through winning, yada yada yada. Unlike the lot of the SWF Galaxy, who's still hung up over the fact that I took their hero Tom Gilmore out IN A NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!! Where's Gilmore now, you may ask? Why, he's back home in Toronto, cryin' his eyes out like a wittow baby girl, because Jack Bruce just showed him what he thinks of his Triple Crown distinction, his Supreme Heavyweight belt, and that whole Fear of Gilmore, straight-edge bulls--- he and his cheap floozie of a wife hold so dear to them. (pauses) If you're watchin', Tom, and I know you are, realize that in this business, MOST FRIENDSHIPS ARE TEMPORARY! Sometimes friendships are made out of convenience...in your case, YOUR convenience. You hitched your wagon to mine and look where it got 'ya. You got a title. You got the SWF Galaxy chantin' your name. You got the short-sighted powers that be bookin' you LAST in pay-per-views because you've got the skills that make those dorks in the dirtsheets cream their pants in ecstasy. In effect, Tom, you USED ME, just like rogue accountant and band manager Allen Klein used the Beatles and the Stones and Sam Cooke and everyone short of those no-talent Partay Dudez, and what I did to you last Saturday...was just one man's reaction to all those months of being USED! As far as this friendship goes...we're more than just a so-called stable or faction. We are the NEW MODEL ARMY, and...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Announces Alliance with Bach, Hawkins, Vessey and Bruce (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Before Jack Bruce can announce the New Model Army's catchphrase, whatever it may be, Rich Money appears and emerges from Aegalaeus Position, waking to the ring and cockily looking at the one-time Interlopers. Money, at first, doesn't appear impressed with what he sees in the ring. Money - Just take a look at you people. What a bunch of rank amateurs. Why, even the most naive MARK in the SWF Galaxy would have palmed his face upon seeing the things you were doing! From taking Christian Faith hostage to how that long-haired, bearded hippie Sammy Bach is a second-rate, trying-hard copycat of Jack Bruce. Everything's just so bush league, so not...Money. (takes a long pause) But that was until Jack Bruce proved me wrong, not just once, but TWICE on the same evening. I didn't expect him to end the match with a submission, and he did. I can't remember the last time somebody made me tap out, OR if there was someone who did make tap out. Then, Jack proved my suspicions to be right, that he was the fourth Interloper, or as you apparently call yourselves now,the fourth member of the New Model Army. And now I find out he's been with you guys all along. Color me impressed. But you know what, Jack isn't the fourth member of the New Model Army. (pauses again) He's actually the FIFTH MEMBER. See, here's what you MARKS missed while you were watching that James Prudence and Donnie J Slim Jims commercial, or watching the SWF waste its money on a trailer for Eric Eisen's new action flop. Turns out these fine gents didn't like Tricky Rick's first offer, so they saw what the richest man in the SWF could do to sweeten the deal. As Rich Money snaps his fingers, an audio clip starts playing, as it appears that Money had been let into Christian Faith's office as he was being taken hostage the month before. Money - You'll have to pardon the lack of video. Guess Duane Fry's favorite SWF App is as good as a free app could get - not very good at all. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>R. Eisen (audio from October 15 Supreme TV, during a commercial break) - They're asking for too much! I won't allow it. Money - It's alright, Rick. I'm on it. I'll pay them what you can't pay them, or should I say, don't want to pay them. And if they end up letting me down...that's your problem, not mine. B. Vessey - That's not good enough... Hawkins - Are you crazy? Eisen's worst-case offer is better than Cornell's best deal! (laughs) Win-win situation, Bry... B. Vessey - Money better make sure he don't mess with our initial plans till they're carried out! (pauses) Guess we'll have to make do with this. Money - Don't worry, Messrs. Hawkins and Vessey. You do what you wish, I'll just sit back and watch, and if I like what I see, we can talk about continuing the partnership and making it public. How long is this gonna take? Hawkins - Till the next PPV. Money - Sounds great. I've been burned by The Almighty Dollar before. Remo, Khoklov, Can't Miss Prospects, all of them. I'm a difficult man to impress, so you better make sure these plans are Money.</div></blockquote> Money (back to the present) - For a while, I thought I had again wasted my cash on people who aren't Money. Fortunately, your unified win over Team SWF at Let the Games Begin, and Jack Bruce's surprise win over me and how he so masterfully told Tom Gilmore he's done putting up with his bull, has made me feel like my investment is worth it. You call yourself a New Model Army? How about we compromise and call it a New Money Army? (flashes a wide smile) J. Bruce (thinking for a few moments) - New Money Army? I like the sound of that, Rich! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> Having said that, Bruce welcomes Rich Money to the ring as the two one-time bitter rivals hug each other. The crowd, once again, begins to litter the ring with debris. Hawkins - Forget your Almighty Dollar. Forget your Pep Rally. And the Eisen Entourage too, plus the bad movies their members are in. Bach - FORGET YOUR CHASE AGENCY AND THAT DOLLAR-SIGN BARIN' EMMA CHASE!!! J. Bruce - Forget the Men Unda Pressure and everything they stand for - the User, the Shooting Star Slacker, and who can forget the LOBSTER, who wouldn't have gotten past doin' JOBS if not for that mask. B. Vessey - We are the New Model Army. J. Bruce - No. We are the NEW MONEY ARMY, and when you're one of us, you're MADE FOR LIFE. Hawkins - Conquer and divide, baby. Bach - You better stay tuned, SWF Galaxy,for the best is yet to come from The New Money Army!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo and Money Argue (86/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> After the treacherous Jack Bruce and the nefarious Drew Hawkins elicit more boos with The New Money Army's catchphrases, Remo's ring music plays in the background, as he's next to emerge from Aegalaeus Position. And it looks like his main target is Rich Money, his one-time best friend and former Almighty Dollar ally. Manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr. accompanies Remo, though he appears to be less than willing to support Remo in his war against The New Money Army. Remo - So this is what you had in mind to replace us with. I knew I was right to dupe those guys last Saturday. And now that you find out that traitor Jack Bruce was runnin' with them from Day One, you're more than happy to kiss the ground that they walk on. I don't believe Tom Gilmore used Jack. What I do believe is YOU usin' US! Each and every one of us! And when you found out we weren't up to snuff, you threw us away like yesterday's garbage! Some friend you turned out to be... Money - And some associate you turned out to be, Remo. You let the success get to your head. And when you lost your World title to this man (points to Jack Bruce), you lost your focus. You lost your drive. Remo - ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I got cocky. Know why I got cocky and ended up losin' all that momentum I built up when I was World champ? I'll tell you why! It's because of all that "I'm Money, We're Money, The Almighty Dollar is Money" bullcrap you shoved down our throats! It backfired on ALL of us, not the least YOU, though like the cockroach Peter Michaels said Jack Bruce is, you just refuse to go away. But I have never, ever been lazy out there in the ring, especially not since you decided to sic that big oaf Khoklov on me at Under Control and flush those years of friendship down the toilet! I've been bustin' my ass since then, and now that I know that I see the three men who screwed me outta a title shot till the comin' February, I want nothin' more but to GO HUNTIN'...and I sure see a lot of prey. Drew Hawkins. Bryan Vessey. Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce. I knew it. YOU screwed me at Break Like the Wind. But with all things considered, none of you screwed me more than you did, Rich Money. Can't fight for a title till February? Can't fight for a title at Christmas Clash? I'll tell you what the Alpha Dog wants for Christmas. (pauses) I want YOUR ASS IN THE RING...in a lumberjack match. Pangrazzio - That's enough, Remo...let's go back to the locker room and let the Commissionah decide on it... Money - A lumberjack match? (laughs evilly as his New Money Army chuckles in the background) You and WHICH LUMBERJACKS? I pity you, Remo. Your physical skills have always been far ahead of your mental skills. You're a pariah right now. You tell him, Drew. Hawkins - One, I doubt anyone who loves the SWF as much as you claim to do will want anything to do with someone who distrusted, and continued to distrust the venerable...and ANCIENT Ricky Dale Johnson...up to the very end, even as he professed his loyalty to this pitiful organization. B. Vessey - He coulda been a GOOD member of the Army. Just like you. Unfortunately...there were some issues with y'all. Remo (OC) - THAT'S NOT TRUE! Hawkins - Two, I don't think you'd get much help from your so-called family, the 21st Century All-Stars. Two of 'em have nothin' better to do than watch bad porno backstage, while that grandpa you call your manager...I doubt his knees would last one minute guardin' the ring and makin' sure neither you nor Rich try to take the action outside. B. Vessey - Unlike my brother Larry and myself, good ol' RPJ hasn't aged very well. Pangrazzio - You don't know what you're talkin' about! Remo - Actually, he does. Where was 100% Sneaky when Hawkins and Vessey were attackin' us last week? I don't know if I can trust either of 'em right now, and to be honest, I'd rather leave it up to Faith to decide on who'll serve as lumberjacks. Besides, all you've been worth for so far is beatin' up our opponents with your baseball bat! It's gettin' old, Coach Richie. And for someone like myself, unnecessary. Pangrazzio - Aw, come on, Remo! We can be good lumbahjacks for you! Remo - Prove me wrong, Coach Richie. (to the New Money Army) As for the rest of you, especially you, Money, you've given me a lot to do while I wait for that title shot. It's time for the Alpha Dog to go huntin'. As Remo says his own catchphrase, he and Richie Pangrazzio Jr. return to the locker room, arguing about Remo being too eager to fight The New Money Army. Duane Fry calls Pangrazzio a "counter-productive manager" and speculates that the 21st Century All-Stars are the kind of opportunists who could hitch their wagon to the NMA. Peter Michaels, on the other hand, says that Remo is "stupid on top of being lazy", and not the kind of person the SWF needs to fight the NMA. For his part, Jason Azaria says that he's curious as to what "conquer and divide" entails, and why the SWF Galaxy should be worried about such a devious plan.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - El Duque Gets Ready (27/E)</div> Backstage, El Duque is getting ready for The Royal Pains' debut in the SWF 4T (Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament), and doing so in a unique way - paying a backstage assistant 100 dollars to grovel like a hungry dog as Paul Huntingdon watches and laughs derisively. Could this be a new gimmick for the floundering heel tag team?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Texas Justice vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NicolasLopezALT_zpsfe24f5fc.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Aristocrat_alt1-1_zps6f4f6826.jpg</div> While Ricky Dale Johnson has begrudgingly earned Peter Michaels' respect, the "Dean of SWF Announcers" is less enamored than Vengeance, who's been rocking a more "human" biker look since he started going unmasked and teaming up with RDJ as a pair of vigilantes. The match doesn't feature much offense from either El Duque or Paul Huntingdon, and it's the Blue Blood taking the loss in this one, as Vengeance pops the crowd by grabbing Huntingdon by one arm and aborting his High Society attempt, and sending him crashing down on the mat with a Six Feet Under. Easy squash win. WINNERS - Texas Justice in 4:38. Texas Justice earns two points in SWF 4T Tourney.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Allied Forces Booked Against The Interlopers (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</div> Valiant and Jack Giedroyc are backstage, as they still are trying to make sense of why Jack Bruce did what he did on the last PPV - as such, Duane Fry announces that "#WhyJackWhy" is still trending on Twitter, as is "#NewMoneyArmy." Fortunately, Fry spares the SWF Galaxy another intelligence-insulting explanation on how to download the SWF App. Valiant - I can't believe it, Jack. Your namesake...how could he have done such a DISHONORABLE thing? Giedroyc - Same reason why I turned my back on my principles and joined The Chase Agency back then - he was jealous. Jealous of Tom Gilmore like I was of you in those days. Valiant - But it's more than that, Jack. It's as if he's on a vendetta...a quest to alienate the fans who have loved him and cheered him on during those five title reigns. But why? Why'd he want to do such a thing? Giedroyc - Let's not focus on the "why", mate...let's focus on the HOW. How do we defend the SWF from these outsiders who've come in here to take it over? Valiant - I think it's time we stood up as The Allied Forces. We may not have registered for the tag team tournament, but we can always stand up for what's right and what's good,and in this case, stand up for the SWF. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Out of nowhere, Rich Money appears, seemingly wielding some sort of booking power, though mainly for his accomplices in the New Money Army. Money - Interesting plans you got there, Allied Forces. But since I am as benevolent as I am rich, I'll give you a chance at whatever you want to do to (mockingly) "stand up for the SWF." I'm not really that hard to talk to, you know? But you better be sure that this is what you want... Valiant - We KNOW what we want, Rich, and what we want is to be there for our promotion, which is YOUR promotion too! Giedroyc - We'd do ANYTHING for the SWF, and I'd do anything to come Crashing On your New Money Army and whoever is in it...the right way. Money - Very well then. (pauses) Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins, the original two "Interlopers." You sure this is something you can handle? Giedroyc - YES. Now are you going to pop over at Christian's office and make this official? Or are you scared of the Supreme Legend like you've been for years? Valiant - We're up for anything, Money, and we're heading over to Christian's to make it a match. Money - Just one thing before you pucker up for the Supreme Fossil, okay? (pauses) If Drew and Bryan win, then Faith's gotta make Drew the number one contender for Supreme Heavyweight and Bryan the number one contender....for your North American title, Valiant. That's right...this isn't gonna be some nobody from the competition like John Anderson or some no-longer-relevant social outcast like Squeeky McClean. You'll be dealing with Bryan Vessey if you two lose tonight, Valiant. THE Bryan Vessey. Valiant - Fine by us. This isn't anything we couldn't handle. Especially when the honor of the SWF is in question. Giedroyc - That's something you obviously don't care much about, Money.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Seduces Lisa Bowen (52/D)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LisaBowen_zps563b5c1c.jpg</div> Backstage, Edd Stone is serenading Lisa Bowen on the guitar, starting out with a touching, and quite tuneful rendition of Adam Sandler's "Grow Old with You." After the ex-Commissioner's daughter and the former fiancee of Rich Money seductively bats her eyelashes at Stone, he proposes singing something "more old school", something that's going to remind them both of the movie where they first became close - SWF Studios' Idealistic Teacher. He sings a few bars of Scott McKenzie's "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers on Your Hair)" before forgetting the rest of the song and saying that "Nobody cares about those musty oldies anyway - what people care about is the new generation of wrestling appearing, not only on The S.E.A.L., where Eric Eisen's the lead star, but also on Idealistic Teacher!"</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ot6pSrKT1oc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="EUROPA - Santana"></iframe></div></div> (w/Hannah) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/GOfe1bX8bII?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="party hard - andrew wk (w/ lyrics)"></iframe></div></div> (w/Lisa Bowen and Dozer Smith) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A (67/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CaptainAtomic_alt1_zps76cf704c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack-1_zps2e53e92c.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> The intro of this match features Hannah attempting to introduce Eros Squad, but "Atomic Load" Adam Newtron grabbing the mic from her hands and making his own pre-match introduction... Newtron - Now let Eros Squad tell all of you over at the SWF Galaxy a li'l something about us. See, we're NEW in this promotion, and I thought it'd be necessary to introduce ourselves to all you sexually-active St. Pete-ians and let you know what we're all about. Hoffs - You know what, we're a lot like magic dinosaurs... Newtron - Get us a little wet...and watch us grow REALLY BIG. (winks his eye) But unlike those magic dinosaurs...we actually work. Hoffs - Mmmm-hmmmm-hmmmmm! EROS SQUAD SCORE!!!! Following the salacious intro, we're taken to the match, which Eric Eisen is helping call with Messrs. Michaels, Fry and Azaria. Eisen downplays Eros Squad's acting credentials, calling them "ill-conceived attempts on the parts of Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord to be credible Hollywood actors, when they're nothing but cheap adult film stars who'll never be mentioned in the same sentence as Ron Jeremy." This match also looks like the start of another feud between both groups, this time connected to Eisen's involvement in SWF Studios' The S.E.A.L., and Eros Squad's new gimmick of being porn stars. The match flows very nice and open for the most part, and as Adam Newtron argues with Eisen at around 5:20 (telling Eisen that his film is "going straight to video"), Franklin Huggins is able to tag Edd Stone in, as he surprises Newtron from behind with a Party's Over. Stone yells "EDD-FU!!!!", Darren Smith counts one, two, three, and The Can-Am Animals pick up two points in the 4T tournament. Hannah, who continues to manage Eros Squad against their will, isn't shy about showing her disappointment toward the repackaged duo. WINNERS - The Can-Am Animals in 5:37. The Can-Am Animals earn two points in SWF 4T Tourney.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Rants About Bruce (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg</div> After a brief explanation of how to download and install the SWF App, Duane Fry explains to the fans at home that Tom Gilmore was so upset at being turned on by Jack Bruce that he asked to skip this Supreme TV lest he do something that could send Bruce to the hospital. However, he has cut this live interview from his Toronto home, having promised over Twitter that he has an important announcement to make for tonight. Gilmore - Tonight, just like every night since Let the Games Begin, is a good night to be Angry. I've been so angry, Jack, that I've taken it onto myself to miss tonight's Supreme TV and simply cut this message to you, and the friends you've apparently been hangin' with for the past few weeks. For if I'd had shown up at St. Pete tonight...God knows what the Wrath of Sanity would have unleashed. Pain...punishment...suffering...nothing but THE MOST BRUTAL FORM OF TORTURE A MAN BETRAYED CAN UNLEASH ON A MAN HE ONCE CONSIDERED HIS FRIEND!!!! I KNEW IT...I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MY GUT FEEL...THAT SOMETHIN' TEARING ME FROM INSIDE AND TELLIN' ME THAT SOMETHIN' WASN'T RIGHT ABOUT THE WAY YOU WERE ACTING LEADING UP TO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!! So now it's confirmed. The reason Hawkins and Vessey didn't target you at Break Like the Wind was because it was YOU who brought 'em here. Well, one thing you told me as you pretended to hate those fellows, QUITE UNCONVINCINGLY, MUST I ADD, turned out to be true. Ricky Dale Johnson, as I found out, knows where his allegiance lies and he has no illusions of wantin' to form a super-team of despicable human beings like you obviously do. Much respect, RDJ. And that leads me to the big announcement I'd promised on Twitter... Next week, I shall be returnin' to work. And the first thing I'll be doin'...is steppin' into Christian Faith's office, that's right, the man who shoulda won the World title at Under Control, now the Acting Commissioner...and handing in my Supreme Heavyweight title. Faith wants to keep things separate? Well, I can play ball that way. Play ball by HANDIN' IN THAT F---IN' TITLE THAT WAS CREATED IN THE SPRING BY NEW MONEY ARMY LEADER RICH MONEY'S ONE-TIME FUTURE FATHER IN LAW, A TITLE THAT DOESN'T MEAN S---, ALL DUE RESPECT, IN COMPARISON TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!! Supreme Heavyweight? It represents a show. World Heavyweight? It represents the Supreme Wrestling Federation. I've had a good three months holdin' the Supreme Heavyweight title. Now it's time to chase for the big one...YOUR World Heavyweight title, Jack Bruce. And you can sic all your new friends at me all you want. Rich Money. Drew Hawkins. Bryan Vessey. Your f---in' Mini-Me, Sammy Bach. Sam F---in' Sparrow, have 'im officiate and lean in favor of you and your New Money Army. I may have a li'l problem holdin' back my anger, but I've got all the true friends I'm gonna need to back me up. Darryl Devine. Jacob Jett. Ricky Dale Johnson. Jellyfish Josh Taylor. Hell, even Nicky Champion, for while he runs his mouth a lot, he's got more integrity and honor in his pinky than you've got in your body, which you've corrupted with booze, drugs and cigarettes since your teenage years. Me, Jack? I'm clean. I was done with that s--- before I was done with high school. AND WHEN YOU TAKE MY PURITY, MY INTENSITY, AND THE GIANT-SIZED CHIP I WEAR ON MY SHOULDER, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF ONE HELLUVA OPPONENT, AND THE BIGGEST THREAT TO YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN THE FIVE STINKIN' MONTHS YOU'VE HELD IT!!! SO BRING IT ON, JACK...IF YOU'RE HALF OF THE MAN YOU SAY YOU ARE, YOU'LL DEFEND YOUR WORLD TITLE AGAINST ME AT CHRISTMAS CLASH...YES, YOU CAN BRING YOUR FRIENDS, BUT I DON'T WANT NO LUMBERJACK MATCH...I WANT A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED NO-DQ, NO-COUNTOUTS AFFAIR, WHERE YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS...AND ALL YOUR MONEY TOO...WON'T BE ENOUGH TO STOP THE WRATH OF SANITY!!!! You've just made me very, very ANGRY, you f---in' two-faced traitor...and there's nothin' I want more but to put the Fear of Gilmore into each and every one of you and your friends...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, JACK! Gilmore's extremely intense promo closes with Fry saying that until Gilmore officially shows up to hand in his Supreme Heavyweight belt, he remains the champion, and if and when he decides to follow through with his plans, this could lead to an interesting picture at Christmas Clash. But one thing appears to be sure - if Giedroyc and Valiant fail to defeat Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins in tonight's main event, Hawkins will be one of the men fighting for the vacant belt. Peter Michaels, whose attitude towards The New Money Army can be best described as ambivalent, calls Gilmore a "crybaby", and an "idiot" for announcing that he'll be vacating the Supreme title.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Randy B. and The Zim Argue, Get Booked Against James and Reed (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> Now how about some more "lighter" moments amid the high drama surrounding Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore? The Bumfhole brothers remain at odds with each other, though if it's any consolation, Randy and The Zim are talking more. Here, The Zim confronts Randy and asks why he was attacked following his incompetent run-in at Let the Games Begin. The Zim - What was that about, Randy? R. Bumfhole - What was what about? The Zim - You know, that Bumfhole Buster! See, dear brother, that HURT ME. Not as much physically as it did emotionally. We've been brothers since birth, Randy, blood is thicker than water, and even if we've had differences... (starts crying crocodile tears) I LOVE YOU, DEAR BROTHER!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT WHAT I DID, I DID BECAUSE I COULDN'T BEAR SEEING YOU GETTIN' SHELLACKED BY BIG MONEY BRANDON JAMES?!?!? Besides, you won the match. R. Bumfhole - Yes, we did. But here's the thing...it's the PRINCIPLE. I may be a Fun-Loving American and all, but I have PRINCIPLES...unlike you,where your only principles seem to revolve around gettin' as much nookie as Hugh Hefner... The Zim - Those are still principles, aren't they? Playboy principles of a Sexual American? R. Bumfhole - Look, Zimmy, you're the one who wanted to go your own way and screw around with Emma Chase and God knows who else. If you wanna be a Sexual American, and I know you do, go do it on your own time and not ours. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Dollar%20Signs/EmmaChase_alt3jt_zpse1ffa62b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JohnGreedalt.jpg</div> Once again, eavesdropping leads to booking, because as it turns out, Emma Chase, Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed were right around the corner, looking to be involved in some sort of match following The Chase Agency's loss at Let the Games Begin. Chase - Did I hear my name being mentioned by Pep Rally's biggest outlier and his deviant of an OLDER brother? R. Bumfhole - What do you want, Ms. Chase? Chase - Messrs. James and Reed don't have anything to do tonight. Reed - We need a little pick-me-up after the investor's conference. R. Bumfhole - Why, what's the matter? Chase Agency still in the red? James - That was cute, Mr. Bumfhole. But what we are looking for is the equivalent of a sorbet to cleanse the palate. Reed - Numbers aren't as fun to digest as it is to earn them by way of revenue and income. R. Bumfhole - Okay, so The Chase Agency's done losin' at Monopoly and ready to take their frustrations out on Pep Rally. The Zim - Looks like your brutes aren't as good as they're cracked up to be! And you know what they say about big, fat men like Ekuma and Colossus... R. Bumfhole - Shut up, Zim! (to Chase) So cut to the chase, Ms. Chase. Chase - Messrs. James and Reed want to face the two of you in tag team competition. R. Bumfhole (with a very "do I have to do this?" look in his eyes) - You can't do that, Ms. Chase! We haven't been a tag team in months! And in case you forgot, it was YOU who broke The Amazing Bumfholes apart. The Zim - What are you talkin' about, Rand-Meister! This would be a good chance for The Still Amazing Bumfholes to stick it to these two suit-wearing conservative money-makers! (pauses) The Fun-Loving American and The Sexual American...the... Chase - ...DYSFUNCTIONAL Bumfholes. Good luck, brothers. We're heading off to Mr. Faith's office to request the match. James - Be that as it may, his performance as Acting Commissioner is probably subject to a personal improvement plan of sorts, but his performance has yet to be a headwind to our success. The Zim - SPEAK ENGLISH, BIG MONEY! R. Bumfhole (shushing The Zim) - We'll accept the match, Ms. Chase. At least the SWF Galaxy will have a chance to see how much FUN I'm gonna have against you two, without any ILLEGAL interference from my brother. (to The Zim) Keep it clean, Zimmy! Don't butt in unless I tag you in. The Zim - You can count on me for that, Rand-Meister. (to Ms. Chase) As for you, Emma...you're still a knockout even if you don't show the knockers no more. BOO-YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! (makes pelvic thrusting gestures) Ms. Chase disgustedly shakes her head as she, James and Reed head to Christian Faith's office, which reminds the announcers that we've yet to see the Acting Commish so far in this Supreme TV episode. With that, they call for a commercial, as we could be seeing The Dysfunctional Bumfholes make another one-time reunion...or could they be working out their differences en route to an actual reunion as tag partners?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Dysfunctional Bumfholes (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed (w/Ms. Emma Chase, BB Colossus and Rodney Ekuma) (71/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JohnGreedalt.jpg</div> "Look at those impressive slabs of beef," marvels Peter Michaels at the 315-pound Brandon James, the 340-pound Rodney Ekuma and the 430-pound BB Colossus. "With all that size, there's no way The Chase Agency shouldn't be targeting The New Money Army, but I will come clean with you. Maybe an invasion from the competition doesn't seem like such a bad idea with Rich Money plotting the way." Michaels' ambivalence continues as Ms. Chase's main clients, Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed, take advantage of The Dysfunctional Bumfholes' dysfunction; Randy seems to insist on doing most of the fighting, even as James nearly finishes him off with a spinebuster and as James and Reed isolate him in the middle part of the match! Meanwhile, The Zim is just begging to be tagged into the match, which Randy B. finally allows after he slips off Reed's Stock Market Crash finisher and drops him with a Famouser! The Zim puts up a spirited fight against James, but as he stops in mid-attack to listen to Randy B.'s instructions ("BUMFHOLE IN ONE, ZIMMY! BUMFHOLE IN ONE!!!"), he gets blasted with a Big Money Move, losing the match. "Maybe Zimmy only recognizes his finisher as the 'Zim in One'," speculates Jason Azaria as Randy B. and Dawn berate Zimmy following the loss. WINNERS - James and Reed in 7:05</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cIdR_v1neDc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title=""></iframe></div></div> © vs Koshiro Ino - SWF United States Title Match (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</div> This match sees Koshiro Ino, who was reportedly "very upset at having suffered his first defeat in the SWF" against Des Davids, taking advantage of his rematch clause for the SWF United States title. Davids, whose early babyface run didn't have much steam, is now getting a lot of "USA! USA!" cheers, especially after a full nelson butt bomb/splash combo that Ino kicks out of. Ino, on the other hand, doesn't get much heat from the crowd anymore, but he could be teasing a face turn here, having entered the ring without his recent literal foreign object, the gimmicked Japanese flag. Ino gets a chance to come back at around 7:30, dodging a Quarterback Sack and covering Davids following an Ino-Plex, but after three minutes of open offense with no one in definite control, the match is ruled a no-contest when number one contender Sammy Bach runs in and attacks Des Davids! And we get more Peter Michaels love for the New Money Army, as he says he's thankful Bach's run-in saved the SWF Galaxy from an otherwise boring match (not true - it was very open) featuring a "hackneyed pro-American hero" and "the margarine of evil." WINNER - Davids in 10:36 via DQ. Des Davids is STILL the SWF United States Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ino Beats Down on Bach (67/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> In what could be another sign of Ino turning face and dropping his anti-American sports entertainment stance, he beats down on the interfering Sammy Bach, yelling "THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICAN SPORTS ENTERTAINERS!" as he lays Bach out with the Kobra's Bite, earning a modest pop from the crowd. However, he doesn't seem to have much regard for the man who won the U.S. title away from him, glaring nastily at Davids as he exits the ring and returns to the locker room. Therefore, Ino remains a heel, though we may know more about where his character's direction is going in the coming weeks. Bach, meantime, remains in the ring as he's got a match coming up after the break against Nicky Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Rants About Bach (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> As Nicky Champion stands in the stage area, walking to the ring for his match against Sammy Bach, the announcers talk about how the consolation of Champion being out here just nights after being so quickly eliminated at Let the Games Begin is the fact that Frehley is out with an injury (Retrousse Nose), and has yet to be cleared to compete. Champion - And here he is...the equivalent of Splenda on one's coffee instead of sugar. It's Hack Bruce in bootlegged form...Sammy "The Henpecked Sensation" Bach! Couldn't keep up with Ms. Emma Chasey Lain, huh? Couldn't keep up with her hoppin' from bed to bed, from Brandon James to Joe Sexy to you back to Mr. James and The Zim somewhere in between? Normally, heartbreak is a good catalyst for good music, but in your case, you're nothin' but a facsimile...a cover band version of Hack Bruce...the Artificial Creamer of the Crap! Nicky Champion may be waitin' to find out more about what title he's gonna be gunnin' for at Christmas Clash, but for now, it's going to be time to teach Sammy Bach just why Nicky Champion...IS MORE THAN JUST A NAME!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVZgRD-I0lo" rel="external nofollow">Sammy Bach</a> (74/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> "Sammy Bach is the only Interloper to be pinned in their two-month reign of terror," observes Jason Azaria, "hence, I think he may have his work cut out for him against Nicky Champion." Peter Michaels contests this, saying that Champion's distracted by the prospect of Steve Frehley making him pay for ignoring his presence, which appears to be a bit true here - Bach's high-flying offense, including a flying headbutt at 2:40, seems to be giving him an edge early on in the match. Champion, however, regains his focus, controlling most of the remaining minutes and nearly pinning Bach with a Papoose Piledriver at 6:20; Sam Sparrow, counting very slowly, is somehow able to keep The Elation Sensation in the thick of things! Sparrow also makes it a point to pester Champion into submitting to the Bach on Your Back a few minutes later, only backing off when Champion yells "NICKY CHAMPION WON'T SUBMIT, CHEATER!" <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> At 12:00, Champion is in the middle of a hot comeback, having no-sold a snap suplex attempt from Bach and gone on a fiery blast of offense. Unfortunately for him, somebody has made his presence felt, emerging from the front row to provide a distraction! Alas, it's the Dark Destroyer, and Frehley, despite being in street clothes, looks to be all ready to fight! Frehley's distraction, which Sam Sparrow ignores, allows Bach to surprise Champion with a flash pinfall attempt off a small package...ONE! TWO! THREE! Champion complains to Sparrow about Frehley being in plain view, distracting him and yelling profanities, but the Hawkeye's protests fall on deaf ears... WINNER - Bach in 12:55</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Psyches Up Caulfield (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg</div> As confirmed earlier, Rich Money is scheduled for a match tonight against the Hardcore American, Chris Caulfield, and here we find out that Caulfield's means of preparation is saying a pre-match prayer. This is a habit the devious John Anderson hopes to have discontinued, as the SWF's Devil's Advocate appears ready to move on to his next "project" after having turned Hannah against Valiant and turned the wholesome Hero Squad into the risque Eros Squad. Anderson - So, I see you're sayin' a little prayer before your match against the Moneyman. Caulfield - Yes indeed, John. Your type would want to try that too, knowing how you haven't had much success despite openly disobeying each and every one of the Ten Comm... Anderson (interrupting Caulfield) - Number one. Who cares about what some white-bearded dude told Methuselah, er...Moses all those years ago on Mt. Sinai? Number two. What's with Chris Caulfield bein' so hung up on the man upstairs? That's not hardcore, Chris... Caulfield - Neither is losin' your bid for the North American title not just one, but TWICE, and in the second time, losin' with that poor young Hannah now in your corner, corrupted by your smooth-talking lies. Hannah - I RESENT THAT, CHRIS! (unbuttons her shirt to show part of her bra) John taught me about how exciting life could be without boring, methodical, corny old Valiant. Caulfield (to Anderson) - Look, John. I appreciate your advice. But as the Hardcore American, I do so by being hardcore on my own terms, and not nobody else's. And if you got a problem with that, I'm always up for a challenge. Caulfield walks away and heads to the ring for his match against Money, leaving Anderson and Hannah talking about the progress of their "projects", or lack thereof. Anderson (shrugging) - Not hardcore at all, Hannah. How's Eros Squad doing? Hannah - They still don't care much for my managing, but we'll have 'em soon enough. Anderson - Excellent. Those people, may their names be Adam Newtron, Jack Hoffs or Chris Caulfield, aren't real...if they don't do what they feel.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Chris Caulfield (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Rich Money (w/Jack Bruce) (82/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> "Welcome to the Hawkins and Vessey show!", yell original Interlopers Drew Hawkins and Bryan Vessey as they bully Duane Fry and Jason Azaria out of the announce table; Peter Michaels shows little resistance when Sammy Bach comes his way and stares him down to join in the craziness. With Sam Sparrow still officiating and three New Money Army members announcing, the fans at home get pro-Rich Money commentary and a lot of referee decisions that favor the Moneyman, rather than the Hardcore American. Especially exasperating to both Caulfield and Dawn the Cheerleader is Sparrow counting out Caulfield after executing the Philly Flop at around 8:20; Caulfield had earlier been clotheslined out of the ring by Money, and decided to use his old DaVE trademark move to make a last-second re-entrance. Money tells Sparrow that Caulfield reentered at the nine-count, which prompts some major ass-kissing from guest announcer Drew Hawkins - "A classic example of Mr. Money's benevolence!", says Hawkins. There's nothing benevolent, though, about how Money punishes Caulfield until the 13-minute mark - Sparrow lets him bash Caulfield against the steel steps at one point, while allowing a pull of tights following an impressive Dollars from Heaven at 12:40. But Caulfield manages to make a heroic babyface comeback, surprising Money by moving off the momentum of an Irish whip and blasting him with a piledriver! The Hardcore American is back in this thing, and he goes for a Danger Drop not long after, connecting and going for another cover! Again, Money kicks out, but when Caulfield climbs the top rope for an elbow drop, Jack Bruce blatantly pushes him off, allowing Money to pin him with a Money in the Bank! Sparrow counts one, two, three, and once again aids in another New Money Army victory... WINNER - Money in 15:20</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Sits in Commissioner's Office (75/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Finally, we're given access to Acting Commissioner Christian Faith, who sits in his office muttering to himself about how he's going to deal with Tom "Angry" Gilmore giving up his Supreme Heavyweight title. He also can be heard saying the name "Steve", referring to how Frehley has cost Nicky Champion two matches over the past few days. Faith scratches his head a bit, types something into his computer, and hints at his own announcement for the coming Supreme TV, which could be the confirmation of Supreme Heavyweight contenders should Supreme Heavyweight be vacated.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Allied Forces (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Interlopers (w/Sammy Bach, Rich Money and Jack Bruce) (86/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpg</div> The stipulations of this match, as announced earlier, include Drew Hawkins being named as a Supreme Heavyweight contender and Bryan Vessey as number one contender for Valiant's North American belt should The Interlopers win. This puts added importance on winning the match for The Allied Forces, who are in this one to "defend the honor of the SWF" against the organization now known as The New Money Army. For the first few minutes of the match, the original Interlopers are in control, but they soon find themselves thrown off, as Valiant reverses a Furusawa Arm Bar from Vessey and confounds the wily veteran with a series of rest holds! This sets up the fourth to seventh minute being controlled by The Allied Forces, and one notable false finish, as Jack Giedroyc shocks Drew Hawkins with a Crashing On at 7:25. Ric Young counts one, two...but turns his attention to cornermen Jack Bruce, Rich Money and Sammy Bach, who are getting too noisy for comfort at ringside! After an open seventh to tenth minute, The Interlopers take control, and Bryan Vessey seems to be on his way to winning it as he lands a Super Vessey Plex on Giedroyc at 12:50. Giedroyc kicks out thanks to Dawn the Cheerleader's persistent cheering from outside, and though Vessey and Hawkins try to isolate him, he's able to make a heroic tag to Valiant at the 13:40 mark! Valiant, as usual, is on fire following the hot tag, seemingly unstoppable with his basic punches and clotheslines, and he's able to pop the crowd after landing a V-Split on Vessey! Unfortunately, he gets distracted by the three New Money Army members heckling him from outside, and that allows Vessey to tag Hawkins in for a neckbreaker on Valiant, and a Full Moon Rising as The Honorable American regains his footing. This one's going to The Interlopers, as the Hawkins/Vessey duo has yet to be pinned by anyone in the SWF. WINNERS - The Interlopers in 15:15</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money and Bruce Beat Down on The Allied Forces (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</div> Winning the match isn't enough for The Interlopers (as they're still being called as a tag team), and after Hawkins and Vessey team up for a double-powerbomb on Jack Giedroyc, they are joined by Rich Money, Jack Bruce and Sammy Bach. The five New Money Army members debate on what they should do next, then it's decided - Money and Bruce will be the ones adding insult to injury and beating down on the fallen Allied Forces! Money runs the ropes and nimbly climbs to the top rope, landing a Dollars from Heaven on Valiant, while Bach and Hawkins hold Giedroyc up so Bruce can knock him out with a New York Minute! Money again runs the ropes, and in tandem with Bruce, who is doing the same, they land dual elbow drops on The Allied Forces, and hug each other just like they never feuded quite extensively earlier in the year! Duane Fry and Jason Azaria are disgusted by The New Money Army's behavior, particularly that of Bruce and Money, and it looks like a total annihilation until...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo Saves The Allied Forces from 2-on-1, Gets Beaten Down by Money and Bruce (75/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> ...Remo runs in to save Valiant and Giedroyc, kicking Vessey in the gut and setting him up for The Destroyer! He clotheslines Bach out of the ring, and is in the process of dropping Hawkins with a Lumbar Puncture when Bruce and Money team up to legsweep The Alpha Dog and kick him as while he's down! Keeping with the theme of adding insult to injury, Bruce and Money prop Remo up, as the latter finishes Remo off with his own devastating maneuver, The Destroyer. Again, The New Money Army celebrates yet another domination of Team SWF's babyfaces, standing over the fallen Remo, Valiant and Giedroyc as Supreme TV goes off the air for tonight.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament Standings: Group A: The Can-Am Animals (1-0-0, 2 points) The Fly Boys (1-0-0, 2 points) 24/7 Partay Dudez (0-0-1, 0 points) Eros Squad (0-0-1, 0 points) Group B: 100% Sneaky (1-0-0, 3 points) High Concept (1-0-0, 2 points) The Parts Unknown (0-0-1, 0 points) The Undawater Union (0-0-1, 0 points) Group C: Texas Justice (1-0-0, 2 points) The Awesomeness (1-0-0, 2 points) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (0-0-1, 0 points) The Royal Pains (0-0-1, 0 points)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade - 87/B+ (Main Event - Interlopers d. Allied Forces - 86/B+) TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade - 70/C+ (Main Event - R. Golden d. D. Fonzarelli - 68/C+) Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.94 (New Record) Trending on Twitter - #NewMoneyArmy #JackBruceSucks #JackBruce #RichMoney #WhyJackWhy #AlliedForces #EddSa</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · October 22, 2013

OOC - I might as well get the next High Stakes in tonight, because tomorrow looks to be a busy day with work and the girlfriend. It is never easy to post these kinds of shows, but at the end of the day, such decisions are really what's best for business. <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF High Stakes Mississippi Coliseum (Mississippi, Southeast) Wednesday, November 20, 2013 (Week 3) CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids (ELIMINATED) Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Jellyfish Josh (ELIMINATED) Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Elmo Benson Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion (ELIMINATED) HIGH STAKES: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Retro Pre-Show Dance (44/D-)</div> "Are you ready for some Thursday Night Fever?", yells special guest host Robbie Retro as he gets down and boogies with two pretty Retro-ettes whom we haven't seen before, but are likely models hired only for the occasion. After dancing to his old ring music, "Machine Gun", by the Commodores, Retro strikes a John Travolta-esque pose and calls out the surviving rookies and their mentors (including Des Davids, Nicky Champion and recently-repackaged Jellyfish Josh, but minus Tom Gilmore, who's still "on leave for personal reasons") for the announcement of Mentor's Poll results. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jett Wins High Stakes Mentor's Poll (24/E)</div> "Can anybody stop Jacob Jett from winnin' those Mentor's Polls, because that kid is hotter than the Bee Gees were in '77!", says Robbie Retro, referencing '70s pop culture as he did back when he was getting a mini-push. He calls out the rookies in order of their placing - Jett (who draws a bye for tonight's matches), Casey Valentine, Justin Sensitive, Masked Cougar and Alan Parent - and announces that tonight's elimination will be decided by the mentors alone, with no input from the SWF Galaxy. "Probably just what we need to get rid of that wuss Parent," snarls Peter Michaels, as Parent tells Retro quite unconvincingly that he isn't fazed by his last-place finish on tonight's Mentor's Poll, and that there are many more challenges to come where he can prove his worth. To that, John Anderson antagonizes his rookie, telling him to "give it up" and "go home to Drummondville." Retro also adds that tonight's matches will all be mentor-vs-rookie - High Stakes is now down to its last four weeks, so the ante is up and the stakes are even higher! MENTOR'S POLL WINNER - Jacob Jett, three immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">Jellyfish Josh vs Justin Sensitive (w/24/7 Partay Dudez) (54/D)</div> With a new non-submission finisher, the Jellyfish Sting, Jellyfish Josh should be deadlier than ever, says Jerry Eisen, and just might be the man to break Justin Sensitive's five-match winning streak. Still, Sensitive's mentors Mainstream and Stevie are more than happy to help their rookie get ahead by way of distractions on Shane Stones and the occasional interference. That doesn't trouble Josh that much, as the technical whiz doesn't just abort a Grace Landing and turn it into a Tentacle Lock (formerly Butterfly Lock); he also uses his Jellyfish Sting to cover Sensitive at the five-minute mark! The pin, however, is broken up by THE ARCHITECT, as Stones calls for the DQ and security drags Arch away, still kicking, screaming and protesting one week after his elimination. WINNER - Josh in 5:05 via DQ <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Rotten Pinata Challenge (33/E)</div> This next challenge is called the Rotten Pinata Challenge, and as Robbie Retro explains, the challenge is meant to test mentor/rookie cooperation, as it's the rookies' goal to smash each of the three pinatas while blindfolded and grab as much money as possible and hand it to their mentors, and following the respective instructions barked out by the mentors. Grabbing a pinata instead of smashing it is tantamount to disqualification, and each rookie has one minute to accomplish the task. The results: 1. Cougar - $5,700 2. Parent - $5,100 3. Jett - $2,200 (handed money to substitute mentor Champion) 4. Valentine - $0 5. Sensitive - DQ for grabbing pinata The announcers call Alan Parent's $5,100 haul a "miracle", considering John Anderson's instructions mainly consisted of "yeah, whatever, Alan, you're worthless", "NO, Alan, not the pinata! Hit Robbie Retro!", "grab it, grab it, grab it!" and other nuggets of bad or unhelpful advice. Sensitive, on the other hand, had given up after not being able to come into contact with anything, grabbing the pinata and handing in the money, but quickly getting disqualified by referee Darren Smith. Valentine, who was ironically put over by Jerry Eisen as a "former high school baseball star", doesn't come into contact at all, and ends up failing miserably. Masked Cougar, however, improves his chances of staying alive (no pun intended, Robbie) in High Stakes by beating Parent's total by just $600, marking his first challenge win. He and new mentor Elmo Benson celebrate the victory by both making cougar poses to the appreciative Mississippi crowd. CHALLENGE WINNER - Cougar, three immunity points <div style="text-align:center;">Alan Parent and Masked Cougar (w/Elmo Benson) vs Franklin D. Huggins III (w/Casey Valentine) and John Anderson (48/D-)</div> Katie Cameron hypes this match as Alan Parent's "big chance to get even at that worthless excuse for a High Stakes mentor", though he is really off his game tonight, botching moves and/or overselling those of his heel mentor opponents. In fact, Parent's lack of coordination causes Anderson to botch a tiger suplex, and to yell out a very non-scripted (though apropos in the light of their contentious rookie/mentor relationship) "STUPID! YOU'RE F---IN' STUPID!" Anderson, in real-life frustration, tags Franklin Huggins in, and after Parent somehow tags Masked Cougar in (for better wrestling), it turns into an open battle that includes a near-cover from Cougar following the I Am Cougar, Hear Me Roar. Cougar tags Parent in for the Parental Abuse, and just as Huggins is about to tap out, Casey Valentine distracts Parent with some (verbal) abuse of his own, allowing Huggins to tag Anderson in for the Clear Conscience. So much for getting even... WINNERS - Anderson and Huggins in 6:20 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jack Bruce Video (74/B-)</div> The next challenge is a third promo challenge, and this time, the rookies have to talk about a specific topic for one minute - Jack Bruce, who shocked the SWF Galaxy Saturday by turning on Angry Gilmore, and gave an equally shocking revelation that it was he all along behind The Interlopers joining the SWF! <div style="text-align:center;">High Stakes Promo Challenge - Specific Topic (28/E)</div> As a reminder, guest host Robbie Retro tells the rookies that they can speak against Bruce or speak in favor of his actions, just as long as Jack Bruce and his recent actions are the main topic of the one-minute promo. The winner would get to be the host of the SWF's upcoming secondary A-show Elite's debut episode, though we're not sure yet if that means guest announcer or the host of an in-ring talk show not unlike the Partay Dudez's Bubblegum Factory. The results: 1. Casey Valentine - Does very well in speaking FOR Jack Bruce, and saying that he was merely working to end Tom Gilmore's dependency on his success and doing so in the best way possible - by recruiting Hawkins, Vessey and Bach and surprising Gilmore with what he did toward the end of Let the Games Begin. Not surprisingly, Jacob Jett isn't happy with Valentine's comments against his presently-on-leave mentor Gilmore. 2. Justin Sensitive - He speaks AGAINST Bruce, calling his music "nothing but noise" and his actions "nothing short of deplorable." Strangely, Sensitive justifies his stand by saying Bruce called the 24/7 Partay Dudez a "no-talent group" on the last Supreme TV. 3. Jacob Jett - Jett gets dinged for speaking too fast, and putting too much passion in his promo as he lets out a one-minute rant AGAINST Bruce, calling him the "Benedict Arnold of the SWF" and saying that his mentor will put the Fear of Gilmore into him at Christmas Clash. 4. Masked Cougar - Like everyone except Valentine, Masked Cougar speaks AGAINST Bruce, but his one-minute promo about how Bruce pulled the wool over the SWF Galaxy's eyes lacks coherence and confidence. 5. Alan Parent - Parent's even worse than Cougar speaking AGAINST Bruce - his facial expressions suggest a happy, carefree promo rather than a vitriolic one against the "Judas of Supreme." And as usual, Parent looks afraid, almost as if he's half-expecting Bruce to head to the ring to take him out in a New York Minute. CHALLENGE WINNER - Valentine, three immunity points and guest hosting spot on the debut episode of Elite. <div style="text-align:center;">Elmo Benson (w/Masked Cougar) vs Casey Valentine (w/Franklin D. Huggins III) (51/D)</div> In an inset promo, Masked Cougar talks about how his mentor Elmo Benson is going to teach Casey Valentine about playing fair, but that doesn't have any effect on the arrogant second-generation star, as he makes use of his mentor's outside assistance to foil every Benson false finish. Benson comes close so many times to winning this match, dominating the encounter with his aerial abilities and fast, accurate kicks, but somehow, Valentine is able to pull off what has got to be this season's biggest upset - with Huggins distracting referee Ric Young, Valentine grabs The Eisen Entourage's trademark foreign object from ringside - the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle - and smashes Benson with it to give him the pin and the win! Masked Cougar is incensed at Valentine, though the possible Entourage neophyte and his mentor have lost the babyface duo, having dashed frantically back to the locker room as Cougar attended to Benson. As Valentine had defeated a mentor, he gets three immunity points for the huge upset! WINNER - Valentine in 7:34. Casey Valentine gets three immunity points for defeating a mentor. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Parent is Miserable (5/F)</div> And again, we see more miserable Alan Parent worrying about being the next elimination, as Peter Michaels comments that "Pah-runt has more lives than a cat!" Jerry Eisen also makes an important announcement on the next season of High Stakes - Sammy Bach and Jack Giedroyc have been confirmed to represent part of the "Team USA" and "Rest of the World" mentor teams respectively for the third season of High Stakes! And they'll be in action up next as a hype vehicle for Season 3 of the SWF's popular rookie search. <div style="text-align:center;">Jack Giedroyc vs Sammy Bach (69/C+)</div> While Sammy Bach has been portrayed quite a few times as the "weak link" of The New Money Army, he is also coming off an upset win over Nicky Champion, while his opponent Jack Giedroyc is fresh off The Allied Forces' loss to the original Interlopers of Drew Hawkins and Bryan Vessey. That said, the two future mentors give the fans at the Mississippi Coliseum that long-awaited dose of open competition between two skilled and experienced workers, with both men exhibiting their finishers and Giedroyc nearly tapping out of the Bach on Your Back. It's a second attempt at Bach's finishing submission that allows Giedroyc to counter, and attack with the Crashing On, ending the match in his favor and giving the so-called "weak link" another loss to his name. WINNER - Giedroyc in 9:37 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Elimination (76/B-)</div> Robbie Retro welcomes usual High Stakes host/authority Rory McCallum into the ring, as well as the five remaining rookies as he gives his assessment of each. Jacob Jett - It's a shame you lost the lead in immunity points, but I remain as impressed with you as I was on Day One, and that's good as saying you're a future star in this business. Casey Valentine - Your attitude needs to improve pronto, young man, because if you keep flaunting your heritage and doing bad things, that's only gonna overshadow your talent, which I've seen a lot of so far. Justin Sensitive - You could have had a chance to upset Josh, didn't you know that? Pity that a certain Mr. Wright had to insist that he remain part of this show, because you've shown me a helluva lot more confidence than you did when you lost to that Judas Jack Bruce a coupla Supreme TVs ago. Masked Cougar - Congratulations on finally winning a challenge. The next thing you'll need to work on, though, is your interview skills. They lag way behind your ring skills. Alan Parent - What happened, Alan? I hate to be so negative, but that Jack Bruce promo of yours was the weirdest I've seen so far. And while I sympathize with John Anderson not giving you a whit of support, you were totally off in that tag match of yours earlier. And I mean off. Casey Valentine, having taken the lead in immunity points, is exempt from elimination tonight, and with that being said, McCallum announces that the mentor's votes have been tallied. The crowd lets out a round of boos as underdog Alan Parent becomes the fourth elimination, and this season's fifth-placer. Parent, after exchanging handshakes with McCallum, guest host Retro, face mentors Davids, Josh, Benson and Champion, and the Final Four (only Jett and Cougar accept the handshake), turns to his mentor John Anderson and looks him squarely in the eye. At first, Parent seems to be extending his hand to the man who had given him no support whatsoever in previous weeks, but he instead blasts Anderson with a Kudo Kutter and locks him up in the Parental Abuse for a good 20 seconds! A loud "ALAN PARENT!" cheer erupts from some corners of the Mississippi Coliseum as he lets go of the hold and heads back to the locker room with his hands held high in the air. So much for Alan Parent being too nice for his own good! HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 10): Justin Sensitive - 7-3 Casey Valentine - 6-4 Masked Cougar - 4-6 Jacob Jett - 4-5 Alan Parent - 2-9 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 10) The Architect - 4-5 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 9) Rodney Ekuma - 3-4 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 7) Erick Leigh - 1-5 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 6) IMMUNITY POINTS AS OF WEEK 10: Casey Valentine - 18 Jacob Jett - 16 Justin Sensitive - 11 Nick "The Architect" Wright - 7 (ELIMINATED) Masked Cougar - 5 Alan Parent - 4 (ELIMINATED) Rodney Ekuma - 4 (ELIMINATED) Erick Leigh - 2 (ELIMINATED) <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 67/C+ All rookies except Masked Cougar were used too much. SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.95</div></blockquote>

Psycho Sam · October 22, 2013

Noooooooooooes! Pawent is eliminated...<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

I marked out for Alan Parent's Kudo Kutter on Anderson. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

3rdStringPG · October 23, 2013

OOC - As promised, "Guy" is back with more backstage dirt on the SWF's real-life factions, and it's time for me to pop the year-end bonus question. Whoever answers first gets three points automatically added to his December prediction game score, so if you haven't taken part yet in the prediction game or have done so before, you'll want to join the December contest to make those points count. And the question is this:

YEAR-END BONUS QUESTION:

Who is "Guy"? Established clues - SWF veteran, not old.

PRO WRESTLING HITS PRESENTS - STRAIGHT SHOOTERS

By Dennis Kletsky

Friday, November 22, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SPECIAL REPORT - THE SWF LOCKER ROOM IS A VERY "STABLE" ENVIRONMENT (PART 2 OF 2)</div>

Last week, I published the <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1931541&postcount=726" rel="external nofollow">first part of my interview</a> with "Guy", an SWF veteran who had apparently had enough of the faction-intensive environment in the Supreme locker room, and boy, did he have some dirt to share. He had nothing bad to say about the rookies, except that most of them are a bit too timid. The Y&R Boyz, a recently-established faction and a carryover from TCW's Young and the Restless faction, came about as a junior Klubb with less political knowhow but a similar desire to get ahead. And the "We Have Faith" faction, or most of the SWF's main eventers, came about as being decent human beings who tend to be unaware of, or apathetic to the plight of the rest of the card, and unwilling to let certain midcarders step up. Next, Guy talks about two more factions in this second part, though before that, he talks about another pressing issue, one that's most visible in schools, but one that also affects the SWF's backstage climate.

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INTERMISSION - ABOUT BULLYING AND HAZING

Pro Wrestling Hits - Aside from the factions, you also hinted that you want to talk about bullying. The SWF has its "Be Supreme" initiative, where SWF Superstars visit schools and talk about...

Guy - Bullshit. Some of the people who make the rounds of the schools are bullies themselves.

PWH - Would that be backstage? If so, does rookie hazing play a part in this?

Guy - Yes, absolutely. And it's more than just rookie hazing. If it was just rookie hazing, then the problem would have ended when Everest and Big Smack Scott got fired. (Everest, who got sent down to RIPW, then TWL to work as "Frostilicus", has since been future-endeavored by the SWF- ed.) People bully, and people get bullied.

PWH - Would you be willing to share some incidents?

Guy - Okay, so there's this young kid. Hasn't won a f---in' match since he got hired. Just because he speaks with a thick Mississippi accent, they dress him up like some hillbilly and make him lose even more matches. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. See, this kid has been tryin' to hang with the Klubb a bit. He's gone through the customary rookie hazing and all, but unlike other youngsters who joined the Klubb, he gets picked on, man. Totally shit on. And a lot of the bullying is childish, schoolyard shit. One of those Klubb guys once took a steamin' hot shit in the kid's gym bag, and another gave away his shoes to a random fan. Two pairs.

PWH - But aren't the Klubb mostly heels in storyline?

Guy - That was when they were still faces. But that's not all. They Roofied (dosed with Rohypnol) his beer, not just once as a rib, but at least five times. Hmmmm...what else? And shortly after his fellow rookies were done with their hazing, one of those Klubb guys cornered the kid in the shower room and gave him the Sodomize with a bar of soap while two others tied him up and left him naked in the shower.

PWH (shaking his head) - Memories of Eddie and Doug Peak and that guy...who was it? Matt Sparrow, I think it was. See, Sparrow dished out a bit of backstage dirt on DaVE in his old Bird Droppings blog back in '05, so the Peaks wanted to teach him a lesson.

Guy - Yeah, I remember that. But Sparrow was asking for it. And he'd also been braggin' about some sexual stuff backstage. I was never in DaVE, but that made the dirt sheets. But here's the thing, okay? This rookie wasn't doing anything. Hell, this rookie's all milk-and-cookies, Tim Tebow, ain't gonna lose my virginity till I'm married-chaste. Nothin' wrong with that, right? You've got your beliefs, I've got my beliefs, so show some respect, okay? But these hooligans just wanted to make an example of the kid because he's not down with the whole decadent wrestler lifestyle.

PWH - I think I have a good idea who this kid is. Anyone else who's subject to bullying?

Guy - This one couple that no longer hangs with the Klubb. They've got this odd relationship - really open, so they can swing with whomever. Not sayin' any names, but the girl has been really controversial, havin' f---ed up more than one relationship in both the indies and the SWF. Daddy issues. But from what I've heard, she's tryin' to tame her wild-child image. The guy, on the other hand, is actually a really nice guy. He's just a little weird and geeky despite the tattoos and shit that he sports.

PWH - How were they bullied?

Guy - Lots of wild and weird rumors were spread on the girl while she was on vacation to sort things out with her dad. The guy got eliminated a couple weeks before schedule on High Stakes, and if I'm not mistaken, he also got the Sodomize treatment from the dudes I mentioned earlier. Poor dude.

PWH - I guess that pretty much settles it - the SWF does have backstage bullies. And now on to the other factions...

STABLE #4 - THE NON-WRESTLERS

LEADER - Darren Smith

MEMBERS - All referees, announcers (except Jerry Eisen and Jason Azaria) and road agents

PWH - The referees, as I understand, tend to stick to one another, and socialize mainly with the road agents and Peter Michaels and the other announcers. Am I correct?

Guy - These non-wrestlers mostly play cards, smoke cigarettes, drink beer and mind their own business. If you ask me how much backstage pull they've got, I'd say zero, because like most of They Have Faith, they mostly turn a blind eye to the Klubb's antics and/or ignore the needs of the lower- and midcard, while being decent people for the most part.

PWH - You mean none of them has any say creatively? I mean, these are announcers. Road agents. Referees, who probably know more names of moves than some of the announcers because they've been officiating for so long...

Guy - Well, the road agents, of course, help in the creative side of things, and I have to make exception to Duane Fry, because he's done his part to bond with the rookies while seriously toning down his entitled, arrogant demeanor he had when he was in his 20s. And he does pitch in some creative ideas every once in a while. He's someone we know is on our side. And Sam Sparrow and Ric Young both know their shit. Not only are they walkin' encyclopedias of moves, they're also quite capable of suggesting good storylines. Among the road agents, I gotta put Chief (Two Eagles) over. He knows how to make matches better on his own, but he always listens to the wrestlers.

PWH - But what about the rest of them?

Guy - Couldn't give two shits. They're in their own little world, their own box where they absolve themselves of responsibility to makin' sure everyone has equal say backstage. Just because you're not wrestlers doesn't mean you should ignore the wrestlers! Sheesh!

PWH - So I assume you're rating The Non-Wrestlers right between We Have Faith and The Y&R Boyz?

Guy - Strictly average, a C. I hope that convinces Darren (Smith) to let me join the next backstage poker tournament.

STABLE #5 - THE MIDCARD MASSES

LEADER - None in particular

MEMBERS - All veteran SWF workers who aren't in the main event.

PWH - Now this is interesting, Guy. We're going to be talking about your faction next, and I'm really fascinating to hear what you have to say about the SWF's midcard.

Guy - A collection of dudes with gimmicky gimmicks. We've got surfer/skater hybrids (The Fly Boys), adult film stars (Eros Squad), '70s throwbacks (Robbie Retro), impressionists (High Concept), evil foreigners (Koshiro Ino), feuding brothers (The Dysfunctional Bumfholes) and guys with bland and uninteresting gimmicks who don't get much mic time and don't get asked to stand out in any exciting storylines that could, and should captivate the fans.

PWH - Guy, you'll have to pardon me when I ask this, but if you would do things differently and position yourself differently, what would you do? It's one thing to complain about being stuck in the midcard and another thing to think of what you should be doing better to move up the card.

Guy - That's actually a good question, Dennis. What's with the gimmicks anyway...this is 2013, not the '80s and the '90s! These days, the SWF Galaxy wants f---in' extensions of our real-life personalities, not two thirty-something surfers and skaters, not Japanese wrestlers who hate America, not career weasels whose lackey-ish antics take away from all that brilliant technical wrestling. Shit, we could have seen Captain Atomic still be Captain Atomic in name, but an amped-up, yet realistic version of Adam Clark in his promos. We could have seen Jack Marlowe as an easy-going Californian who's nonetheless proud of his Pacific Islander heritage. Instead, we get Eros Squad, two porn stars spoutin' corny double-entendres. Why can't Donnie J be Don, or Donnie Jacobs? The guy doesn't even surf or skate! Jimmy Prudence does both, so I guess you can say his character's an extension of the California surf-and-skate guy he's been since junior high. Still, he's an exception to the rule.

PWH - Do you feel that We Have Faith, the Klubb and the creative team members therein are to blame for sticking you with outlandish gimmicks and not allowing you to be more of yourselves?

Guy - Abso-f---in'-lutely. It's like, "Hey, Jack Bruce, Rich Money, Remo, Brandon (James), (Christian) Faith and all the others need a couple more years in the spotlight! As a consolation, here's the gimmick I've chosen for you guys." Then Pete'd (Michaels) be like, "Ah've got this gimmick where y'all would be a cowboy", or (Richard) Eisen would go, "Isn't this swell? You're gonna be a wrestling Mafia man! Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk! Goodfellas? Nah, I never heard of that movie."

PWH - A wrestling Mafia man? Doesn't Richie Pangrazzio Jr. already milk his New York Italian-American accent to the hilt?

Guy - Oh, I forgot! (laughs) But Richie really does have that accent, and to his credit, he's been deliberately talkin' like one of the Sopranos since he was in Hollyweird.

PWH - Any last words to say about your faction, if you could call it that? And what grade would you give 'em?

Guy - No, I think I covered my main beef with how we're bein' treated. I'd give us a grade of Incomplete, because most of us are so overdue for a bigger push.

STABLE #6 - YOU GO, GIRLS!

LEADER - Jessie Gilmore

MEMBERS - All female valets in the SWF and female announcers Katie Cameron and Ana Garcia

PWH - And now, we move on to the girls. You Go, Girls! No, that's not an official name, but the SWF's ladies do stick together as a team, don't they?

Guy - They sure do, but I'll tell you this. If creative would only hear me out, we'd have more ladies. M-O-A-R LADIES! You'll have to pardon me, Dennis. I studied in an all-boys' school. I was real awkward around the opposite sex for the longest time. So that's why I've really been pushin' for a women's wrestling division.

PWH - With the size of the SWF's roster right now, probably the earliest time we'll be seeing that would be after the brand split, if it pushes forward.

Guy - So many women wrestlers with nothin' to do! Joanne Rodriguez has been wrestling independently for months. The SWF has a working relationship with AAA, so why not use it? But I'm going off tangent, so I'll end all talk of You Go, Girls! by sayin' this. I don't get to talk to them much, so I don't think I'm in any position to grade 'em.

PWH - Understood, Guy. And now, here's what the readers at home are probably waiting for, due to their controversial and divisive reputation...

STABLE #7 - THE KLUBB

LEADER - Eric Eisen

MEMBERS - Jerry Eisen, Brandon James, Emma Chase, Huey Cannonball, Jefferson Stardust, Jason Azaria, Remo, Acid (in RIPW), Roger Cage (in RIPW), Paul Huntingdon, Richard Eisen (rumored)

PWH - So what are your thoughts on The Klubb?

Guy - Scum of the f---in' earth.

PWH - Earlier, you told us some stories of The Klubb's bullying. What else would justify your calling them the scum of the bleepin' earth?

Guy - All this has been documented, but The Klubb's specialty is politics. Sometimes it's obvious, as The Awesomeness has won a tag team title, and Remo, despite lackin' a lot on the mic, is bein' pushed as a heroic new babyface dead-set on exactin' revenge on his former best friend Rich Money. We'll be seeing that after Let the Games Begin. (The interview, take note, took place before that PPV! - ed.) But sometimes The Klubb knows how to work a slow build, which is why Eric Eisen remains mired in midcard feuds. Which is why Brandon James has probably been the weakest Nothing to Lose contract holder ever. And also why Paul Huntingdon has to slum it out with Nico (Lopez, a.k.a. El Duque Nicolas) and do jobs. Though based on what I heard, Peter is givin' Paul and Nico a hard time because of their tardiness. Still, The Klubb is very good in workin' Pete and pullin' his strings so that they get better pushes.

PWH - Could you also elaborate on what other unnamed SWF Superstars have called The Klubb's "burial shovel"?

Guy - I can go on, but let's start with Adam (Captain Atomic/Adam Newtron), who kinda refused to job to Eric in the Master of Puppets pre-show back in June. Eric was already pissed about having to do the pre-show, but Adam made it worse by suggesting it would be better for blow-off purposes if he goes over. Needless to say, Eric wasn't happy, but he bided his time and waited for the right time to go BOOM - sorry, Atomic, sorry Jungle Lord, I think The Awesomeness should have your (tag team) belts. And adding insult to injury, it was Eric behind that lousy porn star gimmick Adam and Jack (Jungle Lord/Jack Hoffs) have to work.

PWH - I also heard Frederique Garcia being sent off to train workers at RIPW after a return to his old gimmick and a series of jobs was due to that burial shovel.

Guy - Yup, that's them too. Eric and Jerry (Eisen) were at this bar, talkin' to these girls, when along came Freddy, pretendin' to make a pass at them and hearkenin' back to his flamboyant days. It was just an innocent rib, but the Eisen boys took it to heart and made sure Freddy's push was dead in the water. And to prove their point, they made him do jobs under the Frederique Antonio gimmick. Fortunately, Peter found him a home as an RIPW trainer, and while Pete does get swayed very easily by The Klubb, at least he tries to be a decent human being as a booker.

PWH - Or what about Vengeance and his decline in relevancy since turning face?

Guy - Klubb, Klubb, Klubb. Eric's revenge for Vengeance teasin' him as a "papa's boy" ahead of Supreme Challenge XXXIII.

PWH - And Rich Money's sudden slide from being alpha heel to being a run-of-the-mill also-ran for main event belts?

Guy - Klubb, Klubb, Klubb. Eric's jealous because the rookies respect Rich, and Rich is more than willin' to work with a lot of the rookies. Methinks Rich Money could be out of the main event by late 2014, early 2015 if The Klubb keeps buryin' him in mediocre storylines. (As of this writing, Rich Money is back in a hot storyline as the financier and apparent leader of the New Money Army - ed.)

PWH - Emma Chase, whom I interviewed a couple months back, has denied Klubb membership, though she spoke fondly of their antics, as well as the bullying and ribbing perpetrated by Brandon James back when they were in DaVE. Do you believe this?

Guy - F--- no. You want proof? Sammy Bach. Guy gets fined recently for brawlin' with Drew (Hawkins), who had started things by teasing him about Emma, while Drew gets away with a slap on the wrist. He's the only Interlopers member to get pinned, and while he's number one contender for the U.S. title, it looks like it was Emma's idea for her ex-fiancee Sammy to look weak somehow.

PWH - And those are just a few recent examples of how The Klubb gets pissed off. Any final thoughts to go with your final grade?

Guy - Nothin' that hasn't been said before. They're the worst kinda people to have in one's locker room - politicians. They kiss ass while demandin' that their asses be kissed. I see no redeeming qualities in The Klubb, and personally, I wish Roger (Cage) would realize that these guys are trouble, much like Mainstream and Stevie did quite recently. Final grade for the Klubb? F, as in F--- YOU, KLUBB, AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON!

PWH - Guess that's all the time we have for this interview and all the space I can fit in two parts of an interview, so Guy, thank you for sharing those thoughts on the SWF's backstage factions.

Guy - Always a pleasure. But what would really be a pleasure for me is if we drop this whole faction, this whole stable bullshit and get along as ONE FAMILY in the locker room. Keep the stables in the storylines, but keep 'em away from the real-life backstage setting!

PWH - I can certainly agree with that.

Psycho Sam · October 24, 2013

Who is "Guy"? Established clues - SWF veteran, not old

Robbie Retro.

Rickymex · October 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Who is "Guy"? Established clues - SWF veteran, not old Robbie Retro.</div></blockquote> It probably is considering how highly he rated KP. The other guys that I can think of are John Greed, Valiant and Rogue. Greed been in the SWF system since 2006 along with Valiant and Rogue is 6 year veteran with SWF.

TheAwesomeBatman101 · October 24, 2013

It's John Greed cause I did not hear him mentioned

Psycho Sam · October 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It probably is considering how highly he rated KP. The other guys that I can think of are John Greed, Valiant and Rogue. Greed been in the SWF system since 2006 along with Valiant and Rogue is 6 year veteran with SWF.</div></blockquote> I was thinking it because of the women's division and him feeling awkward around women.

Rickymex · October 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TheAwesomeBatman101" data-cite="TheAwesomeBatman101" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It's John Greed cause I did not hear him mentioned</div></blockquote> Valiant and Greed weren't mentioned either unless all three of them count in the midcard masses.

White Dolphin · October 24, 2013

I personally believe its (insert Bumfhole brother here)

3rdStringPG · October 24, 2013

OOC - Well, it looks like Psycho Sam gets the three points for December's prediction game! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I'll have Uprising up by tonight (Thursday morning Eastern time), but before that, here's one final backstage segment before the B-show...

<div style="text-align:center;">"Never Forget Disco"</div>

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Houston County Farm Center

5:00 p.m.

I may have been on paid vacation, but hell, I was going to Dothan by hook or by crook. Peter had given me his blessing, telling me he was just doing what he has done so often in the past - trying to avoid the wrath of Richard Eisen and keeping the Klubb, and now the Y&R Boyz, happy. He let me attend Uprising taping, where I arrived right on time after riding a Harley around town with Kathy Neptune. That night, it was going to be Nicky Champion and myself and the two Neptune sisters on a double-date at one of Dothan's rock clubs, though Remmy insisted on taking Cam and Ash along, in hopes of being asked to jam onstage. They promised not to pose any distractions during our date, and I really wanted to believe them.

Meanwhile, as I entered the locker room, I could see Edd Stone looking at me like he had seen a ghost. His look gave him away - yes, Edd, I knew you tried to convince Peter that I was the "Guy" shooting to Dennis Kletsky on Pro Wrestling Hits. Nice try, buddy. But Pete wasn't born yesterday. And if you come to think of it, who cares about getting pulled out of the Uprising YouTube pre-show anyway? I'm in no hurry for a push.

In another corner of the locker room, I saw Drew Hawkins - not booked for Uprising but along for the ride because Richard Eisen says so - with Dawn the Cheerleader, and yes, Richard Eisen too, hyuk-hyuk-hyuk-ing it up with the cute young couple. Guy was right - Drew seems decent when he's not drunk. But get him soused and watch him turn into a deviant.

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RobbieRetroalt_zps39c5610d.jpg</div>

And I also saw Robbie Retro moping around in the locker room, his hair, now sans headband, making him appear like a beefier, shorter Anderson Varejao or Robin Lopez. Wearing a black Motorhead t-shirt and cargo shorts, his arm tattoos showing. This wasn't a very disco look at all. Could he be due for a gimmick change?

"Till we meet again, Kipper. It was really awesome working with you, buddy," said Robbie, extending his hand. "Or should I say, DY-NO-MITE!"

Even as he dropped a '70s catchphrase, Robbie looked wistful, almost to the point where he wanted to cry.

"I knew it was you, man," I responded. The mention of his all-boys' prep school background and his wanting to have a women's division up in the SWF were dead giveaways. Guess this was Robbie's way of getting out of his contract, telling the SWF that he's had enough of being jobbed, enough of being asked to parade out there as a '70s throwback, and that his recent special entrance at the PPV and guest-hosting stint at High Stakes weren't enough to appease him. No, Robbie was not a good worker. He was an entertaining, funny guy, a complete wrestling nerd who did a bang-up job behind the scenes at High Stakes, giving the Mentor's Polls a bit of realism with his ghost votes, and a man who had some great ideas for creative. Time and again, he had tried to make his own push, hosting his own YouTube vlog "The Lava Lamp", recording a '70s-disco style ditty "Ana Banana" as a tribute to Ana Garcia (back in 2011, when he still had a bit of a push) and watching it briefly chart on iTunes, and making the proverbial chicken soup out of chicken shit to the best of his extent. I was going to miss Robbie.

"Came clean to Peter and old man Eisen, and Richard was so f---in' mad he told me to get dressed and get the hell outta Supreme. Hell, I had nothing to lose. My push is shit, my gimmick's been the same since my debut, and despite the splashy entrances and guest hosting jobs, I keep losing. Enough is enough, KP."

"I feel your pain, Rob," I said, careful not to draw the attention of any Klubb members, Edd Stone, or Drew Hawkins, who could be lurking around the corner for all I know.

"I just have one bit of advice, Kipper." Robbie then took a deep breath and let it out. "Counting lights and doing jobs and using Gary Coleman's catchphrases and singing and dancing like one of the Tempts is all well and good now that you're 23. But if you're still doin' the same shit, like, two years from now, you better get out of Supreme before they make you a running joke. I had so much more to offer, and this is how they decide to use me."

"The '70s will never die, Rob," I said. "Neutered muscle cars, Charlie's Angels, blaxploitation films, Happy Days, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kiss..."

"And disco. Never forget disco." The man, or should I say, the GUY born Robert Glenn Martinez then struck a John Travolta/Tony Manero pose then followed it up with a Fonzie-esque gesture straight out of Happy Days. "If there's one thing I loved about this gimmick, it's finally gettin' to appreciate '70s disco. I will survive, KP, because over in Hollywood, over in Miami...I feel love, I feel love, I feel love!"

We'll just have to see about that, Robbie. As we parted ways and as Robbie headed to the parking lot like a sad old leisure suit-wearing cowboy riding off into the sunset, I couldn't help but feel sad myself. You will be missed, Robbie Retro.

Pteroid · October 24, 2013

*sadly plays 'Desperado' as Robbie walks off into the sunset*

So long, Disco Cowboy.

Rickymex · October 24, 2013

He'd be a great fit for uspw considering his size and his decent in ring skills would make him a midcarder in tcw

3rdStringPG · October 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>He'd be a great fit for uspw considering his size and his decent in ring skills would make him a midcarder in tcw</div></blockquote> I agree with the USPW assessment. However, USPW hasn't hired anyone all year long, which, I guess, is because I've only gotten Nicky Champion and Chris Caulfield from them. But since I've raped and pillaged TCW's main event and midcard (only allowing them to re-sign Giant Tana and Flying Jimmy Foxx, AFAIK), we could see him join former SWF Superstars Big Smack Scott and Marc DuBois as TCW Talents. Anyway, I'm experiencing some major PC problems and may be due for a reformat very soon. As such, the good news is that everything's backed up. The bad news is that I may have difficulty posting Uprising tonight, but I'll definitely give that a shot and hope against hope the main PC (currently using the backup) doesn't go kablooey on me. <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

3rdStringPG · October 24, 2013

SWF Uprising Houston County Farm Center (Alabama, Southeast) Sunday, November 24, 2013 (Week 3) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: Remmy Skye d. Giancarlo Giabroni via Skye Diver in 4:26 (33/E) Bobby Bruce d. Glenn Casey via Bobby Blitz in 4:07 (12/F) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">Ryan Gregory vs BB Colossus (w/Ms. Emma Chase) (30/E)</div> If apparent local jobber Ryan Gregory looks familiar, that's because he used to wrestle in the SWF as Greg Rayne. Making what could be a cameo appearance in between dates in the Texas Wrestling League, Gregory is disposed off in less than a minute by BB Colossus' devastating Colossus Avalanche. WINNER - Colossus in 0:42 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Profit Margin Destroys Gregory and the Make 'em Better Euros (46/D-)</div> Not satisfied with a 45-second squash, BB Colossus teams up with his tag teammate Rodney Ekuma (they're apparently called The Profit Margin, according to Kyle Rhodes) to destroy skinny jobber Ryan Gregory (b. Gregory Henn, a.k.a. Greg Rayne/Rayne Man). And when two other known jabronis, Enhancement Eddie and Giancarlo Giabroni, run in to try to stop the carnage, they too get annihilated as Emma Chase watches coldly and soullessly. Marv Earnest calls The Profit Margin the "x-factor" in Ms. Chase's always-changing stable of workers, and possibly the catalysts for what should be the most powerful Chase Agency roster to date. <div style="text-align:center;">The Undawater Union (w/Angel Fish) vs The Parts Unknown - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B (44/D-)</div> This match pits the two losers of the previous week's Group B matches in the SWF Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament (4T), and if you'll remember, The Undawater Union recently got upset by the suddenly hot-streaking Parts Unknown. This time, there's no upset to transpire, although Part Two nearly makes Red Snapper tap out of the Proton Lock, or, as Jerry Eisen calls it quite unimaginatively, the "Sam Keith-alike hold." After the hot tag, The Amazing Urchin shows everyone just how deadly the Scything Shark Kick is, using it to take out Part One, before Red Snapper returns to apply the Sea Clutch on the green-masked jobber. WINNERS - The Undawater Union in 3:43. The Undawater Union earns three points in SWF 4T Tourney for submission win. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Parts One and Two Unmasked (44/D-)</div> After a quick commercial break, The Parts Unknown are seen backstage, angrily beating down on Red Snapper and The Amazing Urchin, again with those double Proton Locks on each underwater creature mask-wearing man. This prompts a cavalry save from Jellyfish Josh and Krustacean Kirk, both of whom come dashing in with Angel Fish right behind them. Following the save, what we see is a Scooby Doo-inspired reveal of the men behind the masks - just who are these Parts Unknown, and where do they come from? Is it Ash Campbell and The Zim secretly resuming their Food Porn partnership? Acid and Roger Cage? Rob Beams and Salvatore the Plumber (made-up sons of Rod Beams and Rocco the Plumber), as suggested by The Amazing Urchin? No, no, and no! "Aren't those SWF legend Sam Keith's sons?", asks Jellyfish Josh. "Sam used to bring those snot-nosed brats over back when we were working together." Finally unmasked, Greg and Matthew Keith indignantly tell The Undawater Union off and say that no amount of play-acting for the kids is going to give them a movie deal anytime soon. As Jerry Eisen soon explains that the Keith boys are in the cast of SWF Studios' Idealistic Teacher, this should mark the start of promotion for the 1966-set period piece as SWF Studios poises to release it before Christmas. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h7gt3GZz8E" rel="external nofollow">The Bubblegum Factory</a> w/24/7 Partay Dudez - Steve Frehley (70/C+)</div> 24/7 Partay Dudez have some surprises for tonight's episode of The Bubblegum Factory, and aside from the debut of its new theme song (originally by Redd Kross, performed by 24/7 Partay Dudez and the SWF house band, with Ana Garcia and Kristen Pearce on harmony vocals), the Dudez focus on their B-team - Calum (now going by just one name) and A-Prime screaming "CAL-PRIME!!!" and "A-NELS!!!!" at each other. But the biggest surprise is the appearance of a man "who has avoided Uprising like the plague", a man "who hates the white man as much as he hates appearing on a Mickey Mouse program like Uprising." That man is none other than Steve Frehley, who calls out Nicky Champion as his next target, and disses him for ignoring the Dark Destroyer's presence all these months that he was trying, and failing to become "more than just a f---in' name." He then criticizes "Massah" Christian Faith for being his old racist self and refusing to allow him to fight on the last Supreme TV, and for sticking him in a "s--- hole of a program like this." Mainstream - Well, I can certainly relate to that, Steve. I mean, we're BETTER than Uprising, meaning you, me, Stevie, Calum, A-Prime, Kristen... Frehley - You tryin' to patronize me, cracker? Mainstream (looking scared) - W-w-why, no, Steve, I was just echoing your sentiments... Frehley - You and your piece-of-s--- buddies over there belong in a s--- show like this, so you can stop kissin' up to me just because you're afraid a black guy like me is gonna pay y'all back for years of Jim Crow segregation and prejudice. (pauses) Y'ALL AIN'T S---, PARTAY DUDEZ!!! Having said enough, Frehley delivers a Frehley's Comet to Mainstream, laying him out onstage, then wrecks the entire Bubblegum Factory set as Stevie, Calum, Pearce and yes, A-Prime too, all scurry out of the ring. A-Prime actually considers fighting back, but is pulled to safety by the scared-for-their-lives tandem of Stevie and Calum. As Frehley surveys the carnage in front of him, Jerry Eisen comments that the Dark Destroyer "ought to be tasered!" <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - El Duque Gets Ready (26/E)</div> And now we've got more El Duque and Paul Huntingdon, as the kayfabe Spanish duke pays a male stage hand $100 to recreate "the peasant dance on this year's VMAs, complete with tongue sticky-sticky." The stage hand does as asked, but doesn't get the $100 El Duque and Huntingdon promised. "I didn't see enough sticky-sticky of tongue," explains El Duque as he and Huntingdon get ready for their 4T tag match. <div style="text-align:center;">The Royal Pains vs The Awesomeness © (w/Alanis Springsteen) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C (58/D+)</div> The token heel vs heel match of Group C in the SWF 4T is up next, and despite all that talk of creative burying The Royal Pains for tardiness reasons, they actually give The Awesomeness a good fight, with Paul Huntingdon nearly pinning Jefferson Stardust after a High Society at 2:50. What seems obvious here for IWC-types is how Huntingdon appears to be "going into business for himself" with The Awesomeness, littering the match with high spots, some of which don't have much reason or rhyme to them. El Duque does have a chance to execute a daredevil move, but his top-rope moonsault on Jeff Stardust misses, allowing Stardust to quickly tag Huey Cannonball in for the Cannonball Run and the win. WINNERS - The Awesomeness in 7:02. The Awesomeness earns two points in SWF 4T Tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine © vs Ash Campbell (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith) - non-title match (44/D-)</div> "Some idiot said on the papers that the SWF should have a cruiserweight division," cracks Jerry Eisen, making reference to an anonymous PWH interview where a wrestler (reportedly Robbie Retro) made numerous negative comments about the SWF. "That was actually the smartest thing that idiot said," concludes Eisen, as Darryl Devine and Ash Campbell put on an entertaining, open match that includes a Nemesis Arrow on Devine - "Shades of Ash's dad, Nemesis!", shouts an excited Marv Earnest, reminding everyone that the man currently giving Devine a hard time is the son of Nemesis, not the grand-nephew of beat poet Allen Ginsberg. Despite all those Nemesis-esque moves, Campbell is floored by a Devine Dream Drop at 5:35; Devine goes for the pin, but is attacked in the ring by Bobby Bruce, who had grabbed the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle from a shocked Dozer Smith! "You can have your stupid paddle back," snarls Bruce as Jez McArthuer calls for the DQ. WINNER - Devine in 5:47 by DQ <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Bobby Bruce Bonanza Beats Down on Devine (40/D-)</div> With Dozer and Ash Campbell having high-tailed it out of there, Darryl Devine is left in the ring to be beaten up not just by Bobby Bruce, but also by The Awesomeness, as the kayfabe up-and-coming rockers take the Shooting Star champion out. What's interesting about this beatdown is how Bruce's storyline mom, Karen Killer, climbs to the top rope and executes a crude moonsault on the fallen Devine. "It's the Killersault!", says Kyle Rhodes, remembering how Killer used to execute this move on Sammy Bach's and Tyson Baine's foes back when they were all in TCW. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Teases Reunion with Jack Bruce (74/B-)</div> B. Bruce - By now you're probably wonderin' what I think about my dad runnin' with Rich Money and The Interlopers. J. Eisen (from announce table) - Nobody cares! B. Bruce - I'm gonna leave it up to my dad and mom to decide on whatever they've been discussing, because yeah, they've been talkin'. For the first time in 20 years. Mom and Jack finally talkin' business, and you know what, a little progress beats no progress at all. (pauses) Jack, I may still hate you for leavin' me and Mom high and dry and thinkin' of yourself and no one but yourself, but I hope you liked what I just did to that no-name, no-talent drummer Darryl Devine. Grunge is dead, Devine. Metal...lives forever. (flashes devil's horns sign) <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eros Squad Rants About Stevie and Calum (54/D)</div> Backstage, Eros Squad members Adam Newtron and Jack Hoffs are cutting a promo about what they're going to do with 24/7 Partay Dudez members Stevie and Calum - apparently, Steve Frehley's attack on Mainstream has left him unable to compete tonight, but thanks to the Tuesday's Gone rule, Calum or A-Prime could step in at anytime to take credit for the Partay Dudez as a tag team. Newtron - And at last...we have COME...in Dothan, Alabama. Hoffs - What do you mean "come in"? It should be "come to", Adam! But it doesn't matter, I guess. As long as there are pretty ladies in the front rows, that's more than enough reason...to COME. Newtron - Oh Jack, you have such big, BIG knowledge of English grammar! Now tell me somethin' about those tiny, tiny, teensy-weensy Partay Dudez and what's inside their Zubaz...or should I say, what's NOT inside. Hoffs - To quote the great philosopher Dirk Diggler, everybody's given one special thing. In our case, you can take one good look at us, right below where those tag team belts are supposed to be. But in your case, Partay Dudez, I'm STUMPED! Newtron - So small...in singing talent. So impotent...in wrestling skills. So flaccid...when you bust a move on the dance floor! Man's Voice - And that's a TAKE! Hannah - Look, mister, I wasn't satisfied with Adam and Jack's delivery. You'll want to cut that again. (partly unbuttons her blouse to reveal some cleavage) I wasn't happy with the way I looked. Man's Voice - Just let me be the director, okay? I've worked with these boys before, and I've got one of their co-stars coming over. They won't need you anymore, Ms. Hannah. Hannah - Well, I'll be the judge on that... Newtron (shushing both Hannah and the male voice) - Correction, Maxie. We never needed her to begin with. Hoffs - And we didn't need that producer guy either. HERO SQUAD SCORE!!!!! <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Percy is New Eros Squad Manager (54/D)</div> Just as promised, Eros Squad is trotting out their co-star on Opportunistic Teacher and The D.I.C.K. as their new manager, and it's none other than former USPW valet Persephone! Persephone, now working under the name Stephanie Percy (a tribute to Ratt vocalist Stephen Pearcy, and also a reference to Percy's old ring name and her real-life boyfriend Steven "Stevie" Parker), gyrates sexily as Eros Squad's ring music - "Europa" by Santana - plays in the background and the two pretend porn stars make their way to the ring. <div style="text-align:center;">Eros Squad (w/Stephanie Percy) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Calum and Stevie) (w/Kristen Pearce and A-Prime) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A (67/C+)</div> And now we have the Group A losers in action, as the announcers speculate on whether the beauteous adult film star Stephanie Percy could inspire Eros Squad to victory after their last loss on Supreme TV. Guest commentator Edd Stone goes to work immediately on Eros Squad, calling them out for being "cheap pornographers" and "second-rate actors" compared to the second-generation talents on The Eisen Entourage, which include himself, Ash Campbell and of course, Eric Eisen. Stone also drops the names of Greg and Matt Keith, though we've yet to see them hinted at as future Entourage members. Meanwhile, both teams treat the audience to another open encounter, with little isolation and a lot of exciting moves, including a Stevie Hit Record to counter Adam Newtron's Large H. Collider. Despite Stone standing up repeatedly to yell "EDD-FU!!!", that doesn't throw Eros Squad one bit, as they stay focused on the match and on how the raunchy "pornographers" can defeat the wholesome (yet occasionally naughty and always heelish) boy band. After a brief period where all four men are in the ring, legal man Newtron finds his bearings and lands a Huge Electron on Calum. Ric Young counts one, two, but calls for the DQ when Edd Stone runs in to tell Newtron the Party's Over! WINNERS - Eros Squad in 8:14 via DQ. Eros Squad earns two points in SWF 4T Tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Booked Against DeLarge (56/D+)</div> As Eros Squad celebrates their win in the ring by doing their own post-match sexy dance, John Anderson is in Uprising GM BJ O'Neill's office, demanding to know why Eros Squad switched managers without letting him know. O'Neill says there's nothing she can do, because Eros Squad is free to choose whomever they want as their manager, and furthermore, he was late arriving at the arena. After Anderson asks "what recourse do I have," O'Neill suggests that he can take on Maximillion DeLarge, Eros Squad's director, in a singles match. Anderson says he'd like that very much, considering how "Maxie went over-budget" on the two adult films he directed with Eros Squad and Steph Percy as lead stars. <div style="text-align:center;">Maximillion DeLarge (w/Stephanie Percy and Eros Squad) vs John Anderson (w/Hannah) (44/D-)</div> Tonight marks the official debut of Maximillion "Maxie" DeLarge, the former Zeus Maximillion of 4C. No longer an Olympian god-knockoff but a sleazy film director, Maxie puts on a good fight and shows some strong-looking moves, including a hammerlock back bomb on the SWF's Devil's Advocate. However, Maxie appears to be squash fodder here, as Anderson quickly takes control with the same Kudo Kutter that Alan Parent embarrassed him with on the last High Stakes episode! After dodging a DeLarge clothesline, Anderson ends the match with a Clear Conscience on the bronzed adult film director for the pin and the win. WINNER - Anderson in 5:47 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Benson Impersonates McClean (57/D+)</div> High Concept is at it again, impersonating 100% Sneaky on their way to the ring, though only Elmo Benson (Dirty McDeeds) is doing an impression, as inferred by his shouts of "I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I don't play around with loose women, and I don't win that much either!" Rumor has it Greg Black was supposed to wrestle as "Spencer the Spade" in this match, an Eric Eisen idea that was vetoed by Peter Michaels for very obvious reasons. Haley Buck doesn't speak in this intro, but her track suit and prosthetic bald head makes it obvious she's impersonating Richie Pangrazzio Jr., apparently under the name "Pam Grazzio." <div style="text-align:center;">"The 100% Concept" (w/"Pam Grazzio") vs 100% Sneaky (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B (66/C+)</div> Just like last week, Richie Pangrazzio Jr. is on commentary in this match, and uses his role as guest announcer to decry Remo being overly-involved in the whole New Money Army fiasco. "I'm hoit about Bryan Vessey doin' what he's doin' with Hawkins, Bach, Bruce and Money, but you don't see me challengin' one of 'em to a match at Christmas Clash!," says RPJ. "Remo's gotta think of the big pictchah." As Pangrazzio talks about things that happened on Supreme TV, his charges appear to be determined to win this match by submission for another three points - a figure-four leg lock attempt by Spencer Spade on Greg Black ends with Black grabbing the ropes after just a few seconds, while Squeeky McClean does much better, nearly making "Dirty McDeeds" tap out of the Clean Out, and only letting go after "Pam Grazzio" distracts him with a bad (and very North Carolina-tinged) version of RPJ's New York accent. Later on, Spade tries again to put "McDeeds" to sleep with the "Spensah-hold", as Pangrazzio calls it, but that submission looks just as inept as the first. Eventually, 100% Sneaky pays for their over-reliance on their technical skills when "McDeeds" and Black team up for the Game Over to end the match at around 9:50. WINNERS - "The 100% Concept" in 9:52. High Concept earns two points in SWF 4T Tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Josh Gets Ready (61/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Jellyfish Josh (w/Angel Fish) vs Steve Frehley (67/C+)</div> Since the start of the match, the announcers had been speculating on whom Steve Frehley will be facing in his one-night "demotion" to Uprising, and it turns out to be Jellyfish Josh! In a calm, relaxed tone, Kyle Rhodes talks about how Josh is finally using the moves he learned as a gaijin over at PGHW, and how his "swimming in the Japanese seas...of wrestling, that is" helped prepare him for competition in America. But he doesn't get to use too many of them, as Frehley owns most of the match. Frehley nearly gets DQ'd at 6:30, after Jez McArthuer warns him for the last time about those eye-gouges and overly-tight chokeholds - for his troubles, McArthuer gets cussed ("Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!") by the ornery Dark Destroyer. With Frehley forced to play it honest, Josh is able to score on a Jellyfish Sting at 8:40, which Frehley kicks out of at two, and towards the end of the match, he's got the Tentacle Lock secured. However, Frehley fights back at the last second, turning himself away from Jez Mac's direction, and breaking out of the hold with a low blow! This sets up a Frehley's Comet, giving him the win and a cavalcade of boos from the Dothan, Ala. crowd. WINNER - Frehley in 11:19 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Beats Down on Frehley (80/B)</div> As the boos reach fever pitch at the Houston County Farm Center, Frehley starts hurling abuse at the crowd, sneaking in racial comments like "Y'ALL NEVER FORGOT JIM CROW!" However, his "celebration" is interrupted by the surprise arrival of Nicky Champion, whom Marv Earnest says is "slumming it in Uprising"! Champion nails Frehley with a Papoose Piledriver, peppers him with mounted punches, and blasts the Dark Destroyer with the Hawkeye Hammer as he gets up! An "UGH! UGH! UGH!" and a tribal dance later, the Dothan fans are happy upon seeing Frehley getting some comeuppance for his recent distractions on the Hawkeye. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament Standings: Group A: Eros Squad (1-0-1, 2 points) The Can-Am Animals (1-0-0, 2 points) The Fly Boys (1-0-0, 2 points) 24/7 Partay Dudez (0-0-2, 0 points) Group B: High Concept (2-0-0, 4 points) 100% Sneaky (1-0-1, 3 points) The Undawater Union (1-0-1, 3 points) The Parts Unknown (0-0-2, 0 points) Group C: The Awesomeness (2-0-0, 4 points) Texas Justice (1-0-0, 2 points) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (0-0-1, 0 points) The Royal Pains (0-0-2, 0 points)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 68/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 1.01 Trending on Twitter - #SteveFrehley #NickyChampion #4T #TCWTakeover #WheresEdd #ErosSquad #ErosSquadAndSteph</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · October 24, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC

- After a sensational Week 3 card where he went perfect on Uprising, Croquemitaine joins flavioooo on top of the rankings, while kieranforthewin is not far behind at third place! Very strong debut for Russelrules44 - who knows, you just might be in for a special consolation prize if you top the rankings as a non-qualifier. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> TheAwesomeBatman101 is also still in this, and would qualify for the rankings by predicting the next week's shows! As a reminder, the prize is choosing December's shoot interview subject, plus three questions for him/her.

1. Croquemitaine - 40/52, 77% (+5/7, 8/8, +1)

1. flaviooooo - 40/52, 77% (+5/7, 6/8)

3. kieranforthewin - 38/52, 73% (+5/7, 4/8, +1)

Russelrules44 - 11/15, 73% (+5/7, 6/8)

Theawesomebatman101 - 23/32, 72% (+5/7, 7/8, +1)

4. Midnightnick - 35/52, 67% (+5/7, 5/8, +1)

5. Psycho Sam - 34/52, 65% (+5/7, 4/8)

- And the weird booking of Sammy Bach continues. This time, he went over Nicky Champion (before losing to Jack Giedroyc in a grade-boosting match at High Stakes), though that was mainly to add to the Champion/Frehley feud, which comes some five months after Frehley perpetrated those mystery attacks on Champion in order to send a message to Christian Faith.

- I'll probably do some back-editing on Master of Puppets, but that'll only be for the venue - by some weird coincidence, Greenwalt Dome has been the site of two epic heel turns, first, Steve Frehley, now Jack Bruce!

- And Rich Money effectively becomes the Ted DiBiase of The New Money Army. Rest assured, his stay on the faction as financier/leader won't be as short-lived as the Million Dollar Man's tenure with the nWo.

- So The Parts Unknown have been unmasked. That's because they've also been revealed as two of the stars of Idealistic Teacher. Thinking of a team name for Greg and Matthew Keith, as they'll be known, and so far, "Sons of Sam" is in the lead.

3rdStringPG · October 24, 2013

OOC - Posting only one show for predictions, but that's for a reason, which we'll find out once the show's over and done with. Hoping to have this up by Sunday or Monday! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Sprint Center (Missouri, Mid-South)

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Steve Frehley

The Fly Boys vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Remo vs Spencer Spade

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey</div>

Bonus Question - Jack Bruce wants to show everyone how good of a champ he is, so he's issuing an open challenge on Supreme TV. Who shall take him up on it?

A) Christian Faith

B) Jack Giedroyc

C) Ricky Dale Johnson

D) Vengeance

Psycho Sam · October 24, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Sprint Center (Missouri, Mid-South)

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Steve Frehley

The Fly Boys vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Remo vs Spencer Spade

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey

Bonus Question - Jack Bruce wants to show everyone how good of a champ he is, so he's issuing an open challenge on Supreme TV. Who shall take him up on it?

A) Christian Faith

B) Jack Giedroyc

C) Ricky Dale Johnson

D) Vengeance

flaviooooo · October 24, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Sprint Center (Missouri, Mid-South)

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Steve Frehley

The Fly Boys vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Remo vs Spencer Spade

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey

Bonus Question - Jack Bruce wants to show everyone how good of a champ he is, so he's issuing an open challenge on Supreme TV. Who shall take him up on it?

A) Christian Faith

B) Jack Giedroyc

C) Ricky Dale Johnson

D) Vengeance

Midnightnick · October 24, 2013

Krustacean Kirk vs Steve Frehley

The Fly Boys vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Remo vs Spencer Spade

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey

Bonus Question - Jack Bruce wants to show everyone how good of a champ he is, so he's issuing an open challenge on Supreme TV. Who shall take him up on it?

A) Christian Faith

B) Jack Giedroyc

C) Ricky Dale Johnson

D) Vengeance

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