SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

TheAwesomeBatman101 · October 25, 2013

Godamm Psycho Sam <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Krustacean Kirk vs Steve Frehley

The Fly Boys vs The Can-Am Animals - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

????? vs Jack Bruce © - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Remo vs Spencer Spade

Valiant © vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey

Bonus Question - Jack Bruce wants to show everyone how good of a champ he is, so he's issuing an open challenge on Supreme TV. Who shall take him up on it?

A) Christian Faith

B) Jack Giedroyc

C) Ricky Dale Johnson

D) Vengeance

3rdStringPG · October 25, 2013

OOC - So how's the SWF's midcard doing? Here's the next behind-the-scenes report from Pro Wrestling Hits, covering both the Robbie Retro firing and possible future endeavors (or re-signings) for two or three other midcard workers currently mired in the developmental territories. Predictions are still welcome! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> REPORT - SWF FIRES RETRO, MULLING FATE OF THREE OTHER VETERAN MIDCARDERS By Pro Wrestling Hits Staff Monday, November 25, 2013 <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RobbieRetroalt_zps39c5610d.jpg</div> When you've got a huge roster, somehow you've got to trim the fat at some time. Or, if your name is Robbie Retro, you've got to commit some form of career non-suicide. Retro, 28, has been wished the best on his future endeavors (or told to go to hell, as one can infer from their news bit - see below) by the Supreme Wrestling Federation, following his admission that he was the anonymous wrestler "Guy" who provided our own Dennis Kletsky with a revealing two-part interview on the SWF's backstage factions. The SWF's website included the following news bit on Retro's dismissal from the company. Interestingly, Retro's profile was not moved to the SWF Alumni section, putting him in a similar situation as Big Smack Scott. Marc DuBois, another troubled ex-SWF worker who recently left the company, has a page in the Alumni section, as do the likes of Dennis "Mr. Supreme" Butler, Jake "The Big Easy" Haynes and John "Nemesis" Campbell. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The SWF has decided to mutually part ways with Robbie Retro effective immediately.</div></blockquote> Prior to his interview with Pro Wrestling Hits, Retro had been well-known by the SWF Galaxy's online contingent as the host of the "Lava Lamp" YouTube series, which featured guest appearances from fellow future-endeavored SWF Superstars such as The Samoan Wildboyz and Death Row (during their face run), as well as current SWF Superstars Randy and Zimmy Bumfhole, Greg Black, James Prudence and Frederique Antonio Garcia. He also recorded the song "Ana Banana" as part of a storyline he had with PPV announcer Ana Garcia, and appeared in two guest hosting spots on High Stakes. We personally wish Robbie the best of luck - at 28, he's still young enough to catch a break elsewhere, and we personally hope he won't be asked to bust any more moves as a disco stud. That gimmick, which lasted seven years, got old in less than seven months. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KurtLarameealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AmericanMachine.jpg</div> Meanwhile, contract negotiations have opened up for a few other long-time SWF midcarders, all of whom are working in Supreme's developmental territories. Once thought to be a lost cause, the SWF may have something in store for Kurt Laramee after all. And no, it won't be a return to his old "Tasteless Kurt" gimmick. "To be honest, Kurt hasn't done s--- since being sent to TWL," said an unnamed TWL worker. "And prior to that, he was getting jobbed around left and right, he and Big Smack Scott. But based on what I heard, creative wants him and Lenny Brown back up as heels, as part of a black power stable with Steve Frehley, and may also be considering reviving his gimmick as Rich Money's chauffeur. You know, as The New Money Army's lowest of the low men. Or they may not follow through with either plan after all." Personally,we feel neither plan would work - the first plan because the SWF is overloaded with stables, the second plan because Laramee stepping in as Money's chauffeur (though probably under his real name and not as "Ripperton" - a reference to Rip Chord's real first name) would only dilute a supposedly unstoppable stable. Frederique Antonio Garcia also has his contract up for renewal, and he's currently working as a trainer in RIPW. "Freddy got f---ed by The Klubb, and he's itching to get back to the main roster," confided a source close to RIPW head trainer Enforcer Roberts. "With the SWF slowly making a return to edgy, risque SWF Swagger programming, what with Hero Squad now playing porn stars and stuff like that, Freddy believes his old gimmick could serve the company well. Thing is, he's clearly on the downside now, and he might not have much to look forward to outside of doing the job and putting younger workers over. If the SWF re-signs him, it might be a short-term (contract), and he may have to continue training the kids over here at Rhode Island." Also stuck at Rhode Island is American Machine, whose career was ended in kayfabe by the former Can't Miss Prospects, Des Davids and Marc DuBois. "Dean (Ansell, A-Mach's real name) keeps whining about being stuck here in Providence," said the same source from above. "Earlier this year, he and Des had been the longest-running tag champions in a while, but now he's wrestling in front of s----y crowds who don't care much for his Masked American gimmick, and to be honest, he's a bit envious Des is getting a much better push as a singles wrestler after DuBois' drug habit forced creative to break up the (Can't Miss) prospects." But does SWF creative have anything for him? "Like Freddy, he doesn't," our source added. "And he might not train youngsters either or be useful in that role. Freddy's really been great with the kids. Dean, unfortunately, doesn't have the patience to work with younger wrestlers." American Machine's contract doesn't expire until early 2014, though, so we guess that means more misery for A-Mach in the bingo halls, biker museums and high school gyms of New England.

3rdStringPG · October 26, 2013

OOC - Just realized that if I don't request for any new shows in November, that would effectively make March the earliest time I can get SWF Elite on air, hence delaying my brand split, which I had originally scheduled for February. Unfortunately, that would also throw a wrench into certain storylines, including the ongoing Bruce vs Gilmore feud. As such, I've re-run the last Uprising with similar grades for almost all the angles and matches (but with the same results) so that I can make an eleventh hour request for Elite.

Long story short, Elite should debut in December as a 90-minute A-show (two hours with commercials, as seen in the ad below), while the first-ever SWF Draft will take place after Christmas Clash. The brand split, on the other hand, will take effect in the last week of December, marking the end of this arc and the start of a new one. And I'm also making a last call for predictions, as Supreme TV should be up on Monday! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

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ARE YOU READY FOR TWO MORE HOURS OF SUPREME?

SWF ELITE

PREMIERES 12/6/12, ONLY HERE ON CBA</div>

Croquemitaine · October 28, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Krustacean Kirk vs Steve Frehley

The Fly Boys vs The Can-Am Animals

????? vs Jack Bruce © - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Remo vs Spencer Spade

Valiant © vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey

Bonus Question - Jack Bruce wants to show everyone how good of a champ he is, so he's issuing an open challenge on Supreme TV. Who shall take him up on it?

A) Christian Faith

B) Jack Giedroyc

C) Ricky Dale Johnson

D) Vengeance

BestForTheBusiness · October 28, 2013

Kababayan!, fellow Filipino here . Nice diary. <img alt="

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3rdStringPG · October 28, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BestForTheBusiness" data-cite="BestForTheBusiness" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Kababayan!, fellow Filipino here . Nice diary. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Thanks! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I always thought it was just me and michgcs, but thanks for dropping by and hope to see you join in the predictions soon! PC problems appear to be straightening out, so with a little luck, Supreme TV will be up tonight. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

3rdStringPG · October 29, 2013

OOC - And, if I may add, having BestForTheBusiness around means someone can get the subtle Pinoy-centric references on some of the shows, e.g. EddSa (Edd Stone and Lisa Bowen) and the "trying hard, second-rate copycat" line dropped by Rich Money on the last Supreme TV. Any conversation or feedback in Tagalog, however, must be directed to my inbox! <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> My theme song cheat sheet, unfortunately, was swallowed up during the reformat, so I only included a few YouTube links to entrance themes this time around. I hope to have those back on there by the time the brand split is underway and the third KP Avatar diary is up. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF Supreme TV Sprint Center (Missouri, Mid-South) Tuesday, November 26, 2013 DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce and Money and Gilmore Argue (90/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> Tonight's episode of Supreme TV starts with The New Money Army entering to their new theme song - <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/DelhLppPSxY?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Avenged Sevenfold - Hail To The King [Official Music Video]"></iframe></div></div> - and the crowd at Kansas City, MO is all heated up as they shower the heel super-faction with boos. Most of the boos are reserved for Jack Bruce, who holds up his World Heavyweight belt and gets taunted with cries of "BRUCE MUST LOSE!" and "JACK BRUCE SUCKS!" from the fans. Instead of Bruce yelling "IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!" at the top of his lungs as he usually does, Rich Money gently stops him from speaking, and addresses the 17,000-some angry fans in his usual condescending and self-serving manner. Money - Truth be told, SWF Galaxy, I'm not as bad as you make me out to be. As another example of my benevolence, the SWF has gotten itself a new show - SWF Elite - and in less than two weeks from now, you MARKS will have something more to talk about while the rest of your friends are getting drunk and getting high and wasting their hard-earned pay or the allowance their parents hand out to them. Was Elite Richard Eisen's idea? Oh no, it wasn't. But the success of The New Money Army, the tremendous reaction to Jack Bruce's revelation that he was, in fact, the man that brought Hawkins, Vessey and Bach to Supreme, and my revelation that it was I who had quietly overseen their actions leading up to Let the Games Begin, has twisted the old man's arm so hard, and so tight, that he had no choice but to acquiesce. Yes, that's right. The old man knows his meal tickets when he sees them. He knows just who puts the fans in their seats and keeps 'em there. He knows who draws the most MONEY and gives the SWF the best business it's had since the Strong and Chord era. It's The New Money Army, not anybody else. Not that has-been former World champion Remo, nor that hard-boiled egg Tom Gilmore, whom I've heard had turned in his Supreme Heavyweight belt to lame-duck Commissioner Faith. (turning to a stage hand) Mark, please show the MARKS just what I'm talking about. Money pauses for a few moments as the stage hands ready a video to be played on the Supreme-Tron - Tom "Angry" Gilmore handing in his belt to Acting Commissioner Christian Faith. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Gilmore - I don't need this belt anymore, Christian. Faith - Tom, I'm sure there could be something we can do, because you know how important it is to have you as part of Christmas... Gilmore - I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THIS G--DAMN BELT ANYMORE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING I WANT MORE THAN TO GET THAT PIECE OF S--- JACK BRUCE AT CHRISTMAS CLASH...I want his World title, Christian... Faith - Tom, we can talk this over... Gilmore - NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, CHRISTIAN!!!! (slams his Supreme Heavyweight title on Faith's desk) JUST GIVE ME THAT TITLE SHOT AGAINST BRUCE...you know as well as anyone else that he doesn't care about the SWF as much as he cares about himself...</div></blockquote> After this video, Jack Bruce and Sammy Bach can be heard off-mic impersonating Gilmore, which mostly consists of screaming gibberish and shaking their heads furiously as they simulate Gilmore's signature outbursts of anger. Money - Do you call that an example of acting like Money! Hell no! What you just saw is a man whose brains haven't caught up with the rest of his body. Sure, he's got skills. He's the Darling of the Dirt Sheets, and with good reason. Because he's everything you MARKS want in a sports entertainer. But he's not Money. He whines, he complains, and he pulls off the ultimate bonehead move by forfeiting his one crowning achievement... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg</div> As Money speaks, the unmistakable riffs of Tom Gilmore's music - "Wrath of Sanity" by Earth Crisis -play in the background, ushering in an angry, angry man - possibly "the angriest we've seen Angry", says Duane Fry. Peter Michaels rides on the Money train by calling Gilmore "an idiot" for turning in his Supreme Heavyweight belt, but the "idiot" and "stupid" insults are about to kick into overdrive, as we see in the next few minutes... Gilmore - BRUCE!!!!!!!!!! J. Bruce - Oh, look who we have here! It's Wittow Tammy Gilmore, cryin' his eyes out like a wittow baby girl. Hawkins - You're stupid, don't you know that, Gilmore? STUPID! B. Vessey - You just turned in the only main-event belt you're ever gonna wear in your life. Stupid, isn't he, Drew? (exchanges hi-fives with Hawkins) J. Bruce - Stupid babies need the most attention! (lets out a loud, boisterous laugh) How about it, Constituents. How about you, if you truly care about your Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN ZILLION, repeat after me and call Wittow Tammy Gilmore over there STUPID. Repeat after me! Stupid, stupid, stupid... (pauses, but instead of cheering "STUPID!", the crowd erupts in a "JACK BRUCE SUCKS!" jeer) Really? Lemme try somethin' else. Somethin' from the songbook of the great Vincent Damon Furnier, a.k.a. Alice Cooper. (sings) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid, what you tryin' to do? Hey,hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid, WE WIN, you lose, hey, hey, hey, hey... (pauses again) Song too old for you Kansas City HICKS? The crowd continues expressing their contempt towards Bruce, this time shouting "JACK BRUCE'S STUPID!" and clapping five times. J. Bruce - Quite a tough crowd we have here tonight, huh, guys? A crowd filled with STUPID people whose IQ is right around the same level of that stupid, bald-headed baby over there! Money - Get used to it, Jack. You want their attention, you'll have to pander. But if you wanna keep doing what you're doing, which is being Money and nothing but, you'll have to deal with the hate that these MARKS are gonna have for you. Gilmore - BRUCE!!!!!!! J. Bruce - What's the matter, stupid baby? Can't say much aside from screamin' my name? Don'tcha worry, baby Tammy. Unky Jack's got a wowwypop and a bottle of nice, delicious formula. Goo-goo, gaa-gaa... Gilmore - What the hell's gotten into you, buddy...all the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll in the world too little for you? Havin' friends and allies like myself, Jessie and Darryl not enough? Of course it isn't. You couldn't take the fact that Jessie and I don't share your appetite for self-destruction. You couldn't admit that there are other people out there like Darryl...other musicians who want to make their name in this business. And since you couldn't take the fact that there's someone out there who's SMARTER in the ring than you are...who's more versatile in the ring than you are...and whom the people respect for his ability first and everything else second...YOU TOOK THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY YOU SAW AND BROUGHT THESE PUNKS INTO THE SWF WITH YOU!!!! I shoulda seen it coming...when Hawkins and Vessey screwed Khoklov, who was disappointin' Money anyway...when they pulled a fast one on Remo, whom you never liked and whom Money tossed aside when he no longer found any use for him...I SHOULDA TRUSTED THAT GNAWING SENSATION THAT ATE ME UP SLOWLY UNTIL THE MOMENT YOU AMBUSHED ME IN THAT RING!!! AND FOR THAT, YOU CAN CALL ME STUPID ALL YOU WANT...but don't you call me stupid for turnin' in my Supreme Heavyweight belt and settin' my sights on you. Because if you and your cronies don't watch your guard...I am going to PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AT CHRISTMAS CLASH!!!! AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT...Rich Money's gonna have wasted himself another s---load of cash. Drew Hawkins, Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach are gonna wish they accepted Tommy Cornell's offer and stayed with the competition. And you, Jack Bruce, are GONNA WISH YOU NEVER HAD BEEN BORN WHEN YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF SANITY...ALL THE RAGE BOTTLED UP INSIDE ME WHEN I CHOSE TO GO ON LEAVE, AND ALL THE ANGER THAT'S BUILDIN' UP AND REACHIN' CRITICAL MASS COME CHRISTMAS CLASH!!!! Money - Interesting you accuse me of using Remo and The Almighty Rejects when you yourself used Jack to the point that you became Richard Eisen's meal ticket....by PROXY. Think about it, Tom. The moment you struck up a friendship with Jack and the Lobster Man, who's probably wrestling for beer money at some high school gym, you became a megastar. You became the main event, the featured attraction at every pay-per-view. But at the end of the day, you weren't the person earning the SWF millions of dollars. It was Jack - the first and only five-time World champion in SWF history. You may cater to the dirt sheet marks sitting at home...but Jack? He caters to the fans at his rock shows who don't care for his wrestling, and the paying MARKS at these arenas who don't care for his music. He caters to the insecure fools who'd pay good money in hopes that somebody would luck out and take his title. He sells merchandise, lots and lots of merchandise. And unlike the other disposable heroes of SWF's yesteryear, he's edgy. He's not afraid to be himself whether people love him or hate him. He's a straight shooter. And you, Tom, are NONE OF THAT. You're the Darling of the Dirt Sheets, but aside from that, you're just another faceless name, another nameless face in the Eisen money-making machine. (to Bruce) Jack, how about you take the mic while I have security escort Mr. Gilmore away? With a snap of his fingers, two burly security guards jump Gilmore from behind as he can be heard screaming "I'LL GET YOU, BRUCE!!!!" and threatening to take the Cream of the Crop's World title at Christmas Clash. Money, who had left the ring to supervise Gilmore's removal from the premises (for the meantime), can be seen handing hundred-dollar bills to the security guards and heard saying off-mic that Gilmore is only to return for the main event against Bryan Vessey. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpg</div> J. Bruce - IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! (pauses as Money whispers a few words in his ear) Oh, don't you worry, MARKS' Kansas City, Wittow Orphan Tammy's gonna be back later on tonight. See, he's really scheduled to go up against Mr. All-Everything Bryan Vessey tonight, but we've decided to add a little stipulation. (pauses) Gilmore wants to fight me for the World title at Christmas Clash? Or should I say, CHRUSSMUSSSSHHHHH CLUSSSSHHHHHH?!?!!?!? (says the last two words as an exaggerated impersonation of a Gilmore temper tantrum) He's got to beat Bryan Vessey TONIGHT in a 25-minute Iron Man Match. Most. Pinfalls. Wins. And he doesn't need to worry either. Everyone's gonna be banned from ringside - may it be his wife, Jessie, or the rest of the New Money Army. B. Vessey - 25 minutes. That's a lot of time. A lot of time for me to punish him every which way possible. Submissions. Suplexes. Top rope moves. Yeah, so he's got 'em. Yeah, so he's wrestled in Japan with those moves. Well, so have I. And I was doin' it way back when Tammy's old man was puttin' the Fear of Gilmore into him for pilferin' a stick from his pack... J. Bruce - So much for bein' straight-edge since birth, huh? (laughs uproariously) Now movin' on to the second part of my agenda...a lot of you dirt sheet-readin' dorks have accused me of not defendin' my title frequently enough. Why do I always have to wait till the next pay-per-view and wrestle a very light schedule in between? Well, because it's simply more Money that way. Right, Rich? (Money nods his head) But here's the deal. Since I want to prove to my Constituents, and all of you know who you are, that I'm not doing any of that cherry-pickin' s---, how about I challenge anybody out there in the locker room...to a World title match here on Supreme TV? I may have just turned 41, but my true Constituents ain't gonna write me off just because I'm another year older. How about I hear you true believers repeat after me? (pauses) Bruce Can't Lose, Bruce Can't Lose, Bruce Can't Lose...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance Accepts Bruce Challenge (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg</div> As Bruce continues his futile attempts to work the hostile crowd in his favor, the arena grows black and pyro explodes near the Supreme-Tron. Yes, it's Vengeance accepting Bruce's challenge, and immediately, Peter Michaels expresses his doubts that a washed-up, unmasked fallen star like Vengeance would be able to successfully challenge Bruce for the World title. Vengeance - All the trappings of your mortal world. The money. The power. The knowledge that you're among the best in what you do and that you cannot be stopped. Think you can bring that with you up there...or in your case, perhaps somewhere down there? Bach - It's a good life indeed, Crazy Horse, and if I were you, I'd put down the chains and party on down like a rock star with the best, the brightest and the one and only faction to GRAB the SWF by its balls and have each and every one of those SWF Superstars eatin' outta the palms of our hands. Hawkins - But nooooooo! If Gilmore is too stupid and too much of a leech to hang with us, then you're too much of a HAS-BEEN. Whatever happened to big, bad evil Vengeance? Gone. History. Replaced by goody-goody Skull DeBones Vengeance, who has shown the SWF Galaxy just why you wore that mask for all those years... Vengeance - Your words are but hollow, New Money Army, but they will come back to haunt you when Judgment Day comes...not just the end-times Judgment Day, but what I will put your false idol through tonight. J. Bruce (laughing) - False idol, huh? Tell that to all my Constituents out there...all the sheeple people who cheer me on because they identify with me SO DAMN MUCH! I call them idiots. Rich and myself call them marks. But they still KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE, because I AM THAT GOOD! I AM THE ONLY FIVE-TIME... Vengeance - It doesn't matter, Jack. I've told you time and again - pride will come before the fall. And...cheers? (lets out a low, sardonic chuckle) I hope you have time to clean your ears before I put you through the ultimate test. Take one good look at your title, Jack - you won't be able to take it to the other side with you. J. Bruce - Ooooohhhhh, I'm scared! Vengeance - VENGEANCE...WILL BE MINE!!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo and Spade Argue (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpg</div> The newly-turned Remo is backstage with the rest of the 21st Century All-Stars, and by the looks of things, Richie Pangrazzio Jr., Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean appear to be appreciative of Rich Money and his recent actions, despite the fallout between both heel contingents. Spade - I'll have to admit, Squeek, Rich Money may have dumped us, but it was for a reason. Gotta love what he's doin' with his New Money Army. Remo - What did you say, Spence? Spade - Oh, sorry, Remo...I know you and Rich have a bit of a history... Remo - And I know you and Squeeky would do ANYTHING to be back in Rich Money's good graces. You know what, Spencer? You can go do whatever you wish, but whether you, Squeeky or even Coach Richie rejoin the Moneyman or not is no concern of mine. I got my beef with Rich, and if you got a problem with that... Spade (looking apprehensive) - No, Remo...of course I don't... Pangrazzio - I'll tell yous what I've gotta problem with. (points to Remo) You, big guy. Instead of mindin' your own business and focusin' on how you're gonna come back in February ready for anotha title, you're tryin' to be some kinda one-man wreckin' machine fightin' a losin' battle. Spade - Yeah...why don't you trust us, Remo? Remo - Because the Alpha Dog's done runnin' with a pack of LOSERS like the three of you! Look at you so-called 21st Century All-Stars...two guys who'd rather get off on watchin' a film starring two former comic book heroes led astray by a self-styled devil's advocate. A so-called Coach who's too scared of Rich to admit that he betrayed him the same way he did to me. Pangrazzio - You're makin' yourself a big mistake, Remo...remember, it was you who chose to join my 21st Century All-Stahs, and not the otha way around. I could easily find another Remo, another Alpha Dog to mold in the same way I'm moldin' Spensah and Squeeky. Remo - Yeah? Well, you go do that. Go find yourself some naive coward to take my place, because I've had it with your B.S., Coach Richie. As far as joinin' you is concerned...it was the best thing for me to do at that time. In other words...the lesser of two evils. Remo turns his back on the 21st Century All-Stars, but is jumped from behind by Spade and McClean, who beat down on him as Pangrazzio yells words of encouragement in his thick New York accent. However, they prove incapable of fully taking Remo out, and a match is made for later on in the evening - Remo versus Spencer Spade in one-on-one competition!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Angel Fish) vs Steve Frehley (72/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> The Season 1 High Stakes champion appears at first to be easy pickings for the Dark Destroyer, Steve Frehley, but he does get some offense in after about a minute, hip-tossing the larger man and keeping him down with a leaping elbow drop. This basic combo, however, is the peak of what Krustacean Kirk can achieve, as Frehley is barely affected, and completely capable of ending the match early with the Frehley's Comet, which he does. WINNER - Frehley in 3:14</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley and Champion Argue (85/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> After the match, Frehley continues his assault of Krustacean Kirk by dropping him with a Launch Pad Suplex, and as he crawls out of the ring and heads back to the locker room, Frehley demands a mic from a stage hand and starts cutting a promo against Nicky Champion. Frehley - Even you idiots know that it was I who officially ended Christian Faith's career...that's why he's sittin' in his comfortable Commissioner's Office, like an entitled white man would be wont to do. When a white man, a CRACKER, like Christian Faith, ends his career, he gets an office job right away. But if I were in his place? F---, I'd be just like Damon Carruthers and Warren Young, former NFL stars, former SWF Superstars, with banks foreclosin' on their houses and odd jobs waitin' for them when they move to the slums with their poor families. But enough about Faith. I came here to talk about Nicky Champion. Nicky Champion, for the benefit of you doofuses in the SWF Galaxy, is Native American. His ring music talks about how the white man marginalized his people. Yet the moment he came here, he came about as another entitled cracker, his tribe's equivalent of an Uncle Tom. No wonder Christian Faith sucked up to him from day one. And ever since that moment at Master of Puppets where I showed Massah Faith what I think of him and his new best friend, that little f---wit has been duckin' me. He's been fightin' for titles like a dog chasin' after his tail. While I...have been concentratin' on standing up to my oppressor Christian Faith, somethin' which I did when I ENDED HIS WORTHLESS F---IN' CAREER! Guess who's got egg on his face...and guess who's comin' after said guy with egg on his face. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> As Frehley pauses to acknowledge the boos from the crowd, Nicky Champion emerges from Aegalaeus Position, his self-performed (with Nate Lee/Fro Sure) ring music playing in the background. Champion - And guess who's the only man in the SWF who believes we've got a Supreme problem with racism! Nicky Champion is lookin' at him right now, and Nicky Champion has this to say. NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT THE BASTARD OFFSPRING OF A BLOODS/CRIPS REJECT AND A BLACK PANTHERS REJECT HAS TO SAY!!!! Takes one poser to know another, and when they did in the Biblical sense, Stephen Frehley was conceived. Frehley - You don't go talkin' s--- about my family, Nicky, unless you wanna be taught the Frehley Way! Champion - Two matches, Steve. That's two matches you cost me. But come Christmas Clash, the buck's gonna stop there. So Tom Gilmore has turned in his Supreme Heavyweight belt so he can face Hack Bruce for the World Heavyweight title? Let him be. He deserves that title shot more than Nicky Champion deserves a rematch against the Almighty Hack. Supreme Heavyweight's vacant, so if Christian Faith sees it fit, how about you and me head to the ring at Christmas Clash and team up against the Full Moon Fever, Drew Hawkins? (flashes a secret smile) Regardless of who wins, Steve, the SWF WINS. Frehley - ..... Champion - Oh, did I say team up? I meant BLAST YOU INTO KINGDOM COME...WITH A PAPOOSE PILEDRIVER...AND A HAWKEYE HAMMER...AND THAT WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE! UGH! UGH! UGH! (pauses as the crowd starts a loud "NIC-KY CHAMPION! (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)" cheer) Christmas Clash had, in the past, always been about the Scramble, and since Nicky Champion certainly doesn't expect any scramblin' for the World Heavyweight title, Christian might as well schedule it for Supreme Heavyweight! (pauses) You're right, Steve. Nicky Champion has ignored you long enough. Nicky Champion has paid for that ignorance. And it won't matter if Christian Faith picks you, Drew Hawkins, or even Tommy Cornell's cousin and that Italian friend of his. If Christian picks Nicky Champion, Christmas Clash will mark the night when Nicky Champion BECOMES MORE!!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAME!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Books Champion and Frehley for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith_alt4jt_zpscf122805.jpg</div> Frehley remains stumped following Nicky Champion's intense promo, but it's not long before Christian Faith appears on the Supreme-Tron to make an important announcement on the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble scheduled to take place at Christmas Clash. Faith - You and the SWF Galaxy have guessed right, Nicky. The Scramble's making a return after several years of absence, and while I'm sad that Tom Gilmore had to vacate the Supreme Heavyweight title, I've got at least five men whom I feel are capable of fighting for that title and making it mean even more than what my predecessor, Barry Bowen, had in mind. Frehley - So does that mean, Massah Faith, that you're puttin' me and this punk-ass Nicky Champion in the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble? (spits) THAT BELT AIN'T S---, AND IF YOU HAD ANY BALLS AS A COMMISSIONER, YOU'D BOOK US SEPARATELY AND LET HAWKINS FIGHT WHOMEVER IN THE SCRAMBLE! Faith - That would be a good idea if you were in charge, Steve, but you're not. (pauses) And since I'm in charge, and since I acknowledge your skill in the ring, I declare that it's going to be Drew Hawkins, as determined last week, plus Nicky Champion and Steve Frehley as the first three men chosen for the five-man Scramble for Supreme Heavyweight. Good day. Faith's short and sweet message ends with his image disappearing from the Supreme-Tron and Frehley and Champion staring at each other intensely. Peter Michaels predicts that the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble will be a toss-up between Hawkins and Frehley, while Duane Fry and Jason Azaria both believe this would finally mark the time when Nicky Champion becomes more than a name. And while Michaels has been ambivalent about Hawkins and Frehley, he counters that it would be great if Faith would consider Brandon James as the fourth man to take part in the Scramble.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - EddSa - Stone and Lisa Bowen Vignette (59/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LisaBowen_zps563b5c1c.jpg</div> Stone - If your dad's a wrestling legend, you can do anything you want. (lights up a cigarette) You can smoke in non-smoking areas. (puts out his cigarette) You can get free use of the gym (scene cuts to Stone working out) or shoot some hoops in the nearby court (scene cuts to Stone playing basketball with some neighborhood youths, as Bowen cheers him on) and play for free...while everyone in your team sees you as the next Michael Jordan. L. Bowen (as the scene cuts to a disco, then to a rock club) - You can twerk it out at the discotheques like Edd would want me to do...or I can mosh it out in a sweaty punk or metal club like what I prefer doing. Stone (as the scene cuts to a fancy restaurant) - You can get sweet discounts at fancy restaurants. L. Bowen - Edd, isn't that a little too much? Stone - No, not at all, baby! Just watch and see how it's done. A waiter, played by TWL talent Jerry Lee Perkins (Tennessee William), approaches Stone and Bowen and advises them that Stone's credit card was rejected. Waiter - Mr. Stone, I'm very sorry. But the credit card you presented... L. Bowen (looking very worried) - Edward... Waiter - It's maxed out, Mr. Stone. Do you have cash? Stone - Actually, I don't have cash right now, but I have this. (pauses, then goes into his trademark martial arts stance) EDD-FU!!!!!! Waiter (edging back) - Sir, you actually didn't have to do that. I didn't realize you are THE Edd Stone! Here, Edd. I'm gonna get docked some pay for this, but it's on the house. Edd Stone and Mrs. Stone eat here for free! Some of the other patrons at the restaurant can be heard grumbling and complaining about preferential treatment, with a particularly snarky customer yelling "She's not even Mrs. Stone!" Stone - Hey! Why hate on me when you can do the Edd-Fu yourself when your card's maxed out?!? No guarantees it'll work, though. Because if Edd-Fu doesn't get you a free meal anywhere, may it be at the nearby steakhouse or the nearby McDonald's...then your name must NOT be Edd Stone.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Fly Boys (w/BJ O'Neill) vs The Can-Am Animals (w/Lisa Bowen and Dozer Smith) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney Match, Group A (64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DonnieJ_alt_zps3eb2c62d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JamesPrudence.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> For this match, Jason Azaria talks about a little fact you MAY know - it's a battle of past and present Uprising GMs and their respective charges! "Atomic Load" Adam Newtron, who's sitting in on commentary, says it doesn't matter - he'd "roll in the hay" with either! When Peter Michaels scolds Newtron for his sexually-charged comments, he asserts that "Roll in the Hay - The Al and Pete Story" is actually the name of the Hillbillys biography film he and "Jungle Stud" Jack Hoffs will be shooting in 2014 with their director, Maxie DeLarge. Double entendres aside, this match is open from bell to bell, with both teams coming up with numerous false finishes. There's also a lot of interference here - Newtron standing up to stare The Can-Am Animals down leads to a Death on Venice Beach from Donnie J, while Dozer Smith does his usual good work as enforcer, running in to land an Inverted Piledriver on James Prudence as Lisa Bowen distracts Shane Stones. But the most surprising interference comes from the sudden presence of these guys... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregGauge_zps3b05fd8e.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MatthewKeith_zps10e4ef6b.jpg</div> "It's The Parts Known!", wisecracks Jason Azaria, but Duane Fry explains they now call themselves The Sons of Sam - Greg and Matthew Keith! The freshly-unmasked twins team up to distract Stones, as Dozer runs back in with the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle, allowing Franklin Huggins to finish Donnie J off with the Huggins Kiss! Yes, The Eisen Entourage is growing in number, as they continue to load their roster up with second-generation stars like Edd Stone, Ash Campbell, Eric Eisen (natch) and now, the Keith twins. WINNERS - The Can-Am Animals in 5:35. The Can-Am Animals earn two points in SWF 4T Tourney.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - RDJ Psyches Vengeance Up (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg</div> As Vengeance prepares himself for his World Heavyweight title match against Jack Bruce, he gets some words of advice and encouragement from long-time friend Ricky Dale Johnson. RDJ - That was real intense, Sean, that message you had for The New Money Army and Jack Bruce. Vintage Vengeance. Vengeance (letting out another low chuckle) - The mask may be off, Ricky, but you can never take the "Unhinged" out of "Unhinged Vigilante." RDJ - Just wanna let you know that if you need assistance, I can accompany you to the ring. You know we gotta stay in shape for tonight's tag match. Vengeance - Against The Awesomeness? Like any rock band that has forgotten where they came from, they'll fall victim to their pride. Easy pickings, RDJ. Sit back here if you may, but if you see me in trouble, you know what to do. RDJ - Indeed, Sean - Texas-style justice, just like we used to hand it out back in the day. (exchanges a handshake with Vengeance and heartily slaps him in the back) You still got it, big guy. Vengeance doesn't say a word, but now that his mask is gone, his eyes betray a look of worry. After all, he's 43 years old, and this isn't the unstoppable Vengeance/Skull DeBones of old - in look and in performance, the Unhinged Vigilante is more human than he ever was before. And it goes without saying that Jack Bruce has strength in numbers, thanks to The New Money Army. He looks back one last time at his buddy/tag teammate RDJ, and heads off to the ring, hoping to upset Jack Bruce and win his World title tonight on Supreme TV, just like he did all those years ago to the same man.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Vengeance vs Jack Bruce © (w/The New Money Army) (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpg</div> "Little fact you may not know," says Jason Azaria. "The combined age of these men is 84." Peter Michaels, again showing a bit of bias towards The New Money Army, and putting the man he once exposed as a "poor role model" over, says that Jack Bruce is ageless - Vengeance is, as Drew Hawkins said earlier, a has-been. Using a basic repertoire of moves, Vengeance is able to keep Bruce at bay, piledriving him at 3:30 for a near three-count after parrying a Jack Bruce Flurry. After Bruce equalizes things in the middle part of the match, Vengeance owns the last few minutes, dodging a Bruce clothesline and flooring the champ with a jumping lariat, before shoving Sammy Bach and Bryan Vessey off the ring apron. At 9:25, Vengeance is all ready to land the Six Feet Under on Bruce when Sam Sparrow - yes, that Sam Sparrow - conveniently ignores Hawkins, who had sat in on commentary, climbing the apron to yell insults at the Unhinged Vigilante! Bruce is able to escape the goozle thanks to the distraction, kick Vengeance in the gut, and run up behind him for the New York Minute! Sparrow pounds his fist on the mat for a straight three-count, and the Kansas City crowd erupts in boos as Jack Bruce retains his World Heavyweight title. WINNER - Bruce in 9:38. Jack Bruce is STILL the SWF World Heavyweight Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - RDJ Saves Vengeance from 4-on-1 (77/B-)</div> As New Money Army financier and leader Rich Money watches outside with a contented look on his face, the original Interlopers - Drew Hawkins, Sammy Bach and Bryan Vessey - dart into the ring and beat down on the fallen Vengeance! Peter Michaels points out that Vengeance has been suffering from his share of back problems, and that's where Hawkins, Vessey and Bach work on. All three men grab Vengeance for a triple powerbomb following a top-rope elbow drop from Bruce, and just as they drop him to the mat, Ricky Dale Johnson arrives on the scene, doing his best to clean house on The New Money Army! All RDJ is able to do is drop Hawkins with a Southern Justice, but Money barks at his men to leave the ring - they've done what they've set out to do. Meanwhile, RDJ attends to Vengeance, who is screaming in pain and unable to get up - it looks like he's suffered a back injury, and he has to be stretchered out of the ring. Unfortunately, it looks like we won't be seeing Texas Justice vs The Awesomeness later on tonight, and based on RDJ's words ("I had to stop Huey and Jeff at the locker room first"), it looks like the reigning tag champs were in on this too.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Randy B. and The Zim Consider Alliance (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> Despite his billing as the "Fun-Loving American" on Dawn the Cheerleader's Pep Rally stable, Randy Bumfhole has definitely been the straight man in the ongoing angle where estranged brother The Zim desperately tries to make amends with him. This is something The Zim tries to emphasize in this angle, where Randy tells him off for actually being excited about the possibility of Texas Justice pulling out of the 4T tag tournament due to Vengeance's injury. The Zim - Oh, Rand-meister! Did you hear that? Did you see that? Crazy old Vengeance just got his ass kicked by The New Money Army, and he's been wheeled off to the hospital! Isn't that GREAT? R. Bumfhole - What the hell's so great about seein' those New Money Army punks add insult to injury? You're sick, Zimmy. The Zim - And you are someone who makes your title, "The Fun-Loving American", sound mighty ironic! You gotta surf and skate like The Fly Boys...have fun and impersonate people like High Concept...sing Auto-tuned songs and dance like an idiot like the Partay Dudez. Rand-meister, that's FUN. And you are anythin' but that with the way that you're acting, Randall B. Bumfhole! R. Bumfhole - Yeah? Well, ironic it is, then. So tell me what crazy, get-rich-quick scheme you've got in mind now, Zimmy. I probably won't be interested, but you can always try... The Zim - Here's the thing. Vengeance is probably gonna be out with a bad back or some other kinda old-man problem. That means Texas Justice is gonna hafta withdraw from the 4T tournament. Tell you what. The Amazing Bumfholes...need to be Amazing again. So if we could show up on Uprising next Monday, and talk Ms. BJ into givin' us Texas Justice's spot in Group A... R. Bumfhole - C. The Zim - C. Whatever. The group that has The Awesomeness in it. Ms. BJ's gonna be more than happy to put us in Texas Justice's place, and we'd still have two chances to make it to the Turmoil match at Christmas Clash! (pauses) Doesn't that sound like FUN, dear brother? You and me, The Amazing Bumfholes, back as a tag team again. And we could be just like Jack Bruce... R. Bumfhole - Just like Jack Bruce? No freakin' way, Zimmy! The Zim - No, silly! I meant FIVE-TIME CHAMPS like Jack Bruce! There's never been a five-time tag champion in the SWF's history. We. Could be. The FIRST! R. Bumfhole - If I had a choice between staying home and playin' SWF 2K14 on the Xbox One on Monday and headin' over to wherever to replace a team that may not even need replacin'...I'd rather stay home. That's my idea of fun, Zimmy. Why don't you talk to that Hungry, Hungry Hipster Asher Gins...I mean Ash Campbell? The Zim - Oh, puh-leaze. That guy's always been too cool...too HIP for me. Besides, he's been runnin' with Double E since Eisen started hoardin' second-generation stars. R. Bumfhole (shrugging) - Whatever, Zimmy. Randy Bumfhole ends the angle by walking away, noncommittal at best, and most likely disinterested in a Dysfunctional, er...Amazing Bumfholes reunion. The Zim, meanwhile, misinterprets his brother's "Whatever" as a tentative commitment, and reacts accordingly. The Zim - We're gonna be back in business, baby... (does his trademark pelvic thrusts) BOO-YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Remo vs Spencer Spade (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Squeeky McClean) (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpg</div> This marks Remo's first official match since turning face, and now that he's no longer part of Richie Pangrazzio's 21st Century All-Stars stable, one has to wonder whom he'll be drafting in his place. Steve Frehley? "I don't see him working with someone of their race," says Peter Michaels. Marat Khoklov? "If the SWF rehires him, why not?", says Duane Fry. "They could possibly be the sixth, seventh and eighth members of The New Money Army," speculates Jason Azaria, sharing a similar point of view with several SWF Galaxy members, including rapper Jay-NYC (OOC - From E-V's diary), who tweeted "RPJ, Spencer n Squeeky - Welcome to The New Money Army?" ahead of this match. As for this match, while one may expect it to be a squash, Remo allows Spencer Spade to get a lot of offensive moves in, including a series of dropkicks that leads into the Spadesault and a cover attempt at 6:40. Remo powers out right before the three-count, prompting an angry Richie Pangrazzio Jr. to complain about Ric Young counting too slow. With Young distracted, Squeeky McClean runs into the ring to land a Stain Removal on Remo, and runs out in time to avoid getting caught. One top-rope leg drop later, Spade goes for another cover, and Remo kicks out again! At 9:30, Remo appears to be showing some signs of a comeback, countering a Supreme Stunner and, in desperation, landing a fisherman's suplex on the young Spade. Both men struggle to find their second wind, and at 10:30, Remo finds it first, blocking several Spade moves, stiffly short-arming the "Supreme Star", then nailing him with the Destroyer as he gets up. One, two, THREE! Remo's victorious in this match, and he makes it a point to stare Rich Money down, having sighted the New Money Army leader watching from the ramp with a mischievously evil grin on his face. WINNER - Remo in 11:08</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The S.E.A.L. Trailer/Eros Squad Movie Critique (64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DawntheCheerleaderalt.jpg</div> The announcers remind the fans watching at home that Eric Eisen is on hiatus and back in Hollywood, promoting his new film, The S.E.A.L., together with his co-star Dawn the Cheerleader. The trailer, for the serious movie buff, is nothing special. It showcases Eisen's wooden acting as Navy S.E.A.L. James Tristan, and in a brief excerpt from his love scene with Dawn (as Mrs. Tristan), she looks especially uncomfortable. Dawn, being a semi-trained actress who has appeared on TV shows like It's Always Rainy in Seattle and How Daddy Met Mommy (as a friend of characters Emily Buzz and Erik Marshall and a woman Bernie Simpson and Ed Crosby were fighting over), is competent in her role as Double E's wife, but the so-called Supreme Iconoclast turns in an acting job worthy of a Razzie. After the trailer, Adam Newtron and Jack Hoffs of Eros Squad do their best Siskel and Ebert impersonation while peppering their critique with the usual double entendres. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CaptainAtomic_alt1_zps76cf704c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack-1_zps2e53e92c.jpg</div> Newtron - Thanks to Eric Eisen, I have been reminded why I lost any and all interest in mainstream movies. Hoffs - What do you mean, Atomic Load? Mainstream's gonna be in a movie? Why, if he can act as poorly as he sings and dances... Newtron - No, no, no, Jungle Stud, I meant the movies you see in the theaters! Hoffs - Or, in this case, your Blu-Ray players. Because this bad boy's goin' straight to video. Newtron - Eric Eisen's performance as Navy S.E.A.L. James Tristan...is STIFF. It's HARD...to SWALLOW. To put it in brief...it SUCKS. Hoffs - Look at his REACTION in this part of the film. (points to a dramatic scene where Eisen is otherwise not showing any emotion) Guess you can say his REACTION...is just as underwhelming as his ERE... (points to the earlier love scene with Dawn the Cheerleader) Newtron - His ELECTRON. Hoffs - That's not the word, Atomic Load! Newtron - Yeah? Well, I prefer the word ELECTRON. Anyway, the sheer inability of The S.E.A.L. to perform had prompted us to team with director Maxie DeLarge... Hoffs - ...who's now free of that dishonest Henry J. Ackerman, or should I say, JOHN ANDERSON... Newtron - ...to come up with a movie that has ten times the action, ten times the acting ability...and sixty-nine times the EXCITEMENT. Hoffs - It's about the Department of Internal Covert Killing. Starring yours truly, "Jungle Stud" Jack Hoffs as the super-villainous Richard Harders... Newtron - And me, "Atomic Load" Adam Newtron, in the Eric Eisen role as Department of Internal Covert Killing Inspector...I mean Agent, William Johnson. Willy for short because the world's filled with Bills and Billys. Hoffs - It's gonna become a BIGGER hit than The S.E.A.L., because at the end of the day, we're more than just adult film stars. Newtron - We're ARTISTES...and you'll definitely LOVE us...when we get FRISKY. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Hoffs - EROS SQUAD SCORE!!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson and Caulfield Argue (64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg</div> Speaking of John Anderson, who had transformed the child-friendly Hero Squad into the oversexed adult film star duo Eros Squad, he's on to his next pet project, Chris Caulfield, whom the announcers say has been chosen to be one of the mentors in the upcoming third season of High Stakes. Duane Fry reminds those watching at home that Anderson has been the most worthless mentor in the program's history, and for Alan Parent's sake, it's good that he got eliminated, lest he be stuck with a mentor who couldn't care less for him and how well he does. Anderson, upon knowing that Caulfield has been chosen as one of the mentors, decides to give the Hardcore American some advice on how to handle things. Anderson (sneaking up behind Caulfield) - Congratulations, Chris! Caulfield - What the heck...John Anderson?!?!? I thought I told you to leave me alone. Anderson - How could I leave you alone when I've just found out that you'll be mentoring on Season 3 of High Stakes? Caulfield - Yeah, and I know all about how you tried to throw that kid Alan Parent under the bus just because he wouldn't listen to your bad advice. Anderson - You don't know the whole story, Chris. (puts his arm around Caulfield) See, the thing about Alan was that I told him to be aggressive. I told him to set his eyes on the prize. But did he listen? Oh, no, he didn't! All I got was a guy who wanted to make friends with everyone, even if those people cared more about becoming the next High Stakes champion than treatin' the contest like a damned summer camp. Caulfield - I don't see anything wrong about that... Anderson - Well, it's up to you if you don't want to become a prime candidate for top mentor on High Stakes and be assured of returnin' on the next season. That wouldn't be doin' what you feel, but hell, we can work that out once High Stakes' third season begins. Caulfield - Your language, John... Anderson - MY LANGUAGE? (laughs) What kinda non-hardcore bullcrap are you talkin' about, Chris? You're the Hardcore American, Chris Caulfield. Does that mean if you're gonna be fightin' in a cage match come January, you're gonna be callin' the event a When HECK Freezes Over cage match? (pauses) You're a runnin' joke in the locker room, Chris, and that's what I also wanted to talk to you about. What's with all the religion and refusin' to train or fight on Sundays? Think about it, man! God is EVERYWHERE! He'll understand it if you've got a show to be at or whatever! So go ahead and choose, Chris. You can't be both Yankees and Red Sox, both Lakers and Clippers. Likewise, you can't be a Hardcore American and an unapologetic God-boy at the same time. I'd say you have more potential in the former, so if I were you... Caulfield - If I were you, John, I'd repent at the nearest chapel and take that Devil's Advocate shtick and flush it down the toilet. You've ruined enough lives, and I won't let you ruin mine. I already told you I'd rather be the Hardcore American on my own terms and nobody else's, and if that offends you in any way... (cracks his knuckles) ...we can always make it a match. Having said that, Caulfield walks away and leaves Anderson scratching his head and wondering what he can do to convince Caulfield to be a true "Hardcore American" and not be so (kayfabe) insistent on following his religious beliefs.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Valiant © (w/Jack Giedroyc) vs Drew Hawkins (w/The New Money Army) - non-title match (87/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpg</div> After going on a long winning streak, both as a singles wrestler and as one half of The Allied Forces with Jack Giedroyc, Valiant's been finding it a bit more difficult to pick up wins, and this match may be no exception - he's up against one of three confirmed Supreme Heavyweight Scramble participants, New Money Army member Drew Hawkins, and he's finding it difficult in the early goings, as Hawkins confounds Valiant with a variety of suplexes and quick, hard-hitting punches, not unlike his New Money Army stablemate Bryan Vessey. In addition to the impact moves, Hawkins also goes for a pin after a frog splash variation, but Valiant kicks out of that. As it stands going into the eighth minute with Hawkins still in control, it looks like Valiant will go for another explosive comeback in the dying minutes of the match. But will it be enough for him to win it? Indeed he does, surprising Hawkins at the 12-minute mark, parrying those blows and countering suplexes with suplexes, and spearing "Full Moon Fever" (as he's now calling himself) with a Patriot Missile. Jez McArthuer starts counting after that, but a Bryan Vessey distraction breaks things up! Unfortunately, it's only Valiant who notices Vessey's distractions from the apron, and as he clotheslines "Mr. All-Everything" off of it, Hawkins goes for the Full Moon Rising and floors the Honorable American! Jez Mac counts again, and this time, Valiant doesn't answer - Drew Hawkins picks up the dirty win as The New Money Army celebrates yet another one of those cheap finishes. WINNER - Hawkins in 14:37</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Books Beat The Clock Matches for Next Supreme TV (75/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith_alt4jt_zpscf122805.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Dollar%20Signs/EmmaChase_alt3jt_zpse1ffa62b.jpg</div> Over at Christian Faith's office, Brandon James and Emma Chase are castigating the acting Commish for failing to give them anything to do on tonight's Supreme TV, or anything to do on the upcoming Christmas Clash PPV... James - Ever since The New Money Army took control of the SWF, the culpability of which is on you, Mr. Faith, you have ignored the needs and wants of The Chase Agency and its members therein. None of us have any matches tonight! Does that mean we have to stoop down to the level of the proletariat and fight on Uprising just to earn our pay? Faith - Brandon, if you're trying to imply... James - It's MISTER James, acting Commissioner, and you will treat me with the respect accorded to a businessman of my stature. (pauses, then waves his Nothing to Lose Briefcase in Faith's face) See this, Mr. Faith? This briefcase effectively makes me the guaranteed next World or Supreme Heavyweight Champion, and the fact that you do not have me booked to do anything on Christmas Clash is completely offensive in nature. Bad business, Mr. Faith. Chase - So you've booked Hawkins, Frehley and Champion in the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble. How about you give The Chase Agency's Executive Vice President, Mr. James, the fourth spot in the match? It doesn't always have to be about The New Money Army, you know. Faith - As I was about to say, if you are trying to imply that I'm in with The New Money Army, that's where you're mistaken. I am just as fed-up with their antics as you are of them, and I don't need to tell you how much harder my job is with those people acting like they own Supreme. But with a little Faith... Chase - Just lay it on, okay, Mr. Faith? What will our EVP be doing on the next PPV. Faith - It will depend...on whether he can beat the clock on the next Supreme TV in a match against Chris Caulfield. I've also gotten word that Texas Justice is planning to pull out of the tag tournament to determine the Tag Team Turmoil match competitors for the belts, on account of Vengeance's injury. So, with that in mind, the other Beat the Clock matches will pit Ricky Dale Johnson against Koshiro Ino, and Jack Giedroyc versus J. Gordon Reed. Three matches, and the two fastest winners get to join Drew, Nicky and Steve in the Scramble. James - That is PREPOSTEROUS, Mr. Faith, and though it may sound speculative, it seems as if you are skewering your decisions pursuant to kowtowing to the needs of The New Money Army. Chase (trying to calm James down) - Think of the upside, Brandon. If you win, and if Gordon wins, and you win faster than Messrs. Johnson or Ino, that could be good business for The Chase Agency at the Scramble match. James (to Faith) - It is not an ideal solution, Mr. Faith, but we'll take it. (clears his throat) As for you, Commissioner...it will not be surprising to either myself or Ms. Chase if it is revealed you are part of that nefarious organization, The New Money Army.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - New Money Army Promo - Bruce, Hawkins and Bach (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> Throughout the broadcast, the announcers had been talking about The New Money Army's "Conquer and Divide" strategy and why no one has gone into depth when talking about it. This vignette, shot in blurrycam mode and "Funded by Rich Money Enterprises, LLC", seeks to explain what "Conquer and Divide" really means for the hot new heel faction. J. Bruce - IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM!!!!! Hawkins - The young man. The old man. The middle-aged man. The rock 'n' roll man. And as it turned out...the Moneyman. They call the Michigan Wolverines of the early '90s the Fab Five? (scoffs) THIS is the Fab Five. Bach - Long-haired aerial cadet Samuel D. Bach, Sammy to friends, family and GROUPIES alike. Mr. All-Everything Bryan Vessey, the King of All Trades. The Full Moon Fever, and a future all-around legend in his own right, Drew Hawkins. J. Bruce - The Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN ZILLION, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce. Owner of the most exhilarating, most iconic and most mind-boggling move in all of Sports Entertainment...THE... Bruce, Bach and Hawkins - ....NEW!!! YORK!!! MINUTE!!!! Hawkins - And who can forget the Moneyman, Rich Money. As rich as he is talented, the leader and visionary we needed to make the next step forward. Yes, he may be demanding, but he is so for a reason. J. Bruce (quoting "Double Talkin' Jive" by Guns 'n' Roses in his first line) - He's got no more patience, man...ya dig what I'm sayin'? But while the likes of Remo and Marat Khoksucka have let him down...we restored his faith and made his investment worth it. Guess you can say Rich Money isn't rich with nothin' no more! (pauses) Y'know, people wanna know if this fabulous fivesome is gonna turn into a Super Six. Or a Scintillatin' Seven. Bach - People wanna know when the "divide" part of "Conquer and Divide" is comin' into play, and how. J. Bruce - And that's where I come into the equation, because I'll have all of you Jack Bruce Constituents know...that we have just struck up a partnership with The Bobby Bruce Bonanza. That's right...the family feud is over! Bach - Yesterday evening, I was present at a one-of-a-kind, touching dinner where, after 20 years, my ex-manager, Karen Killer, Jack's ex-girlfriend and the mother of his son, and the Cream of the Crop himself, finally put their differences aside for the sake of their son Bobby, a hyper-talented musician who, as Jack himself would tell 'ya, is one half Robert Plant, one part Jimmy Page. J. Bruce - You forgot hyper-talented wrestler! Kid learned from the best...the New York Minute turned into somethin' unique and effective while stayin' true to the intent of the original. Hawkins - Aside from their membership in The New Money Army, Jack and Sammy are now part of The Bobby Bruce Bonanza. No, Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness aren't New Money Army members yet...oh no, not yet until Rich Money says they are. Bach - Think of Bobby, Huey and Jeff as valuable allies to our cause. J. Bruce - And since I've always loved my son and been proud of his accomplishments, despite our differences, I've decided on keepin' the name of the band, even now that we're the VOCAL EQUIVALENT of G3. That's Joe Satriani, Steve Vai and Eric Johnson, for all you MTV-influenced zombies who don't know s--- about good music. Bach - Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti, God bless his soul...they can all EAT THEIR HEARTS OUT, because these Three Tenors - Bruce, Bruce and Bach - these Three B's...we can save the music scene from all the forcefed crap Jack's Constituents are forced to listen to. Hawkins - Long story short..."Divide" in "Conquer and Divide" is all about makin' friends. Formin' alliances. Stayin' true to the vision of The New Money Army while using the tools of diplomacy to expand our influence. And there'll be more examples of such to come. (pauses) Ain't nobody seen anything like this in the history of sports entertainment, baby! AOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! J. Bruce - Hey, Drew! I thought you've had it with howlin' at the moon?!? Hawkins (sheepishly) - Sorry, Jack. Force of habit. J. Bruce - So if you all wanna know if we're growin' to six, seven, 69 or four hundred twenty-strong or whatever, the answer is NO...and YES. But the five of us here at The New Money Army...we want more at Christmas Clash. Hawkins - We've been good little boys, Santa Claus, so GIVE US OUR PRESENTS! (laughs) For me, Santa, that's the Supreme Heavyweight championship. Jack's already got the World title, so yeah...he'd want a limo-full of groupies, each one of 'em hotter than the last. J. Bruce (exchanging hi-fives with Hawkins) - Took the words right outta my mouth, Drew! Bach - United States title against Des Davids, who shoulda stuck to football. (pauses) Wait a minute...he got cut by three NFL teams at training camp? (paraphrasing the Beatles) Nah, Desmond had better take care of that trolley in the marketplace, 'cause in the evening, I'm a singer with the band. And for Bryan...he doesn't give a damn about Christmas presents. He'd just as quickly tell Santa Claus to f--- off than he'd Super Vessey Plex Valiant onto the mat, and follow it up with a Vessey Driver en route to the North American championship! J. Bruce - Those dirtsheet marks keep talkin' about North American bein' nothin' but a worthless midcard belt? Vessey'll fix that. As for the Tag Team and Shooting Star titles? That's where our new allies will make a difference. And I don't mean those boring, hokey Allied Forces whose best thing about 'em is their shag-a-delic manager! (laughs) Hi, Dawn! (pauses) Her former charges, The Awesomeness will keep their tag belts...and Bobby Bruce, my son, my own flesh and blood, he's gonna take that journeyman drummer Darryl Devine out in a... Bach and Hawkins - ....NEW!!! YORK!!! MINUTE!!!! J. Bruce - No, guys! He's gonna take him out WITH a BOBBY BLITZKRIEG BOP to the back of the head...and bring some legitimacy to the Shooting Star title. Shooting Star, after all, ain't worthy to be held by journeyman rockers and wrestlers like you, Devine. Hawkins (staring at the camera) - Happy Thanksgiving, SWF Galaxy. Be thankful you've got The New Money Army. For we'll be due a lot of presents this Christmas. Christmas Clash, that is.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey - 25-Minute Iron Man Match (92/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpg</div> As promised, this is Tom Gilmore's chance to earn a title shot against Jack Bruce for the World Heavyweight championship, though Duane Fry points out that Christian Faith is the kind of man who would award it to him anyway, regardless of whether he wins or loses. Vessey emerges with the upper hand at the third minute following a strong start from Gilmore, and, working off a snap suplex break, uses a Northern Lights Suplex to give him the first pinfall of this match at 7:45. FIRST FALL - B. Vessey at 7:45. Bryan Vessey leads Tom Gilmore, 1-0. The second fall again favors Vessey, and he starts out by working Gilmore in his ultra-painful Furusawa Armbar. Gilmore, despite being asked repeatedly by Darren Smith if he submits, refuses to show any quit in him, and by 8:50, he grabs one of the ropes, only to get punished further by Vessey. At the 11:30 mark, Vessey is still in control, but not for much longer - an attempt at the Super Vessey Plex at 13:00 is foiled when Gilmore leaps down from top rope to the mat, and takes the veteran Texan heel down with him! Both men try to recover, and Gilmore does so first, blasting Vessey with the Anger Management at a little past 15 minutes. SECOND FALL - Gilmore at 15:06. Match tied 1-all. This could likely be the deciding fall for both men, but Peter Michaels reminds everyone that if neither man pins the other or makes him submit by the 25-minute mark, the match will be declared a draw, and Christian Faith will have to find somebody else to face Jack Bruce for the World title at Christmas Clash, validating The New Money Army's theory that Gilmore is an idiot for vacating the Supreme title. After a few minutes of Gilmore controlling things, Vessey regains control at 17:30, and works Gilmore with a crossface after a Vessey Driver failed to put him away. Again, Gilmore shows a lot of fight, and is able to grab the ropes. But unlike earlier, where Vessey took advantage of a weakened Gilmore and beat down on him after the submission, Gilmore is now sharp enough to duck Mr. All-Everything's attacks! Gilmore rides his second wind as the match draws closer to the 25-minute mark, and with the clock ticking rapidly, he goes for a snap suplex on Vessey and follows that up with the Sky High Elbow. Darren Smith counts ONE...TWO...THREE, and with a few seconds to spare, Gilmore finally deals Bryan Vessey his first singles loss! Duane Fry is especially excited as Gilmore vs Bruce at Christmas Clash appears to be good to go with the dramatic win! THIRD FALL - Gilmore at 24:50. Tom Gilmore wins over Bryan Vessey, 2-1, and gets to face Jack Bruce for World Heavyweight title at Christmas Clash PPV.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The New Money Army Ambushes Jessie (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_alt12jt_zps6f460ee6.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> Yes, there had to be a catch for The New Money Army to ensure that the 25-minute Iron Man Match had managers and cornermen banned from ringside. That catch is allowing New Money Army members Jack Bruce, Drew Hawkins and Sammy Bach to "kidnap" Jessie while her husband and Bryan Vessey fought it out in the ring, as they show as much on the Supreme-Tron! Bruce, Hawkins and Bach stand outside a long white limousine, as they taunt Gilmore from the Sprint Center parking lot. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Jessie.jpg</div> Jessie (screaming from inside Rich Money's late-1970s Lincoln Continental limo) - TOM!!!!! TOM!!!!!! J. Bruce - Oh, hi, Tom. Your wife...was getting a lit-tle bored because she, like the rest of us, were banned from ringside. Bach - Looks like Mrs. Straight Edge missed the booze. The smokes. J. Bruce - The COKE! Mmmmmmm yeah, that's something none of us here in The New Money Army do, professional athletes that we are, but we can always make arrangements. Hawkins - We're just gonna borrow your wife for a bit, Tom. Y'know, teach her to party like a rock star. Gilmore - YOU....YOU...MONSTERS!!!! ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY!!!! LAY ONE HAND ON MY WIFE, AND... J. Bruce (winking his eye) - And what, Wittow Tammy? You gonna slobber all over us and cry because you just wasted your time, droppin' that Supreme Heavyweight title when you know you have no chance against the New York Minute? (to Bach and Hawkins) Let's get outta here, boys. As Gilmore screams his wife's name at the top of his lungs, he storms off to the locker room, running at full speed, only to run into The New Money Army's recently-confirmed allies. It's The Bobby Bruce Bonanza! The midcard stable/kayfabe band meets Gilmore right outside of Aegalaeus Position, and as Huey Cannonball, Jeff Stardust and Bobby Bruce beat down on the straight-edge star, a now-recovered Bryan Vessey runs towards where they are, saying two brief sentences. "Run along, boys. I'll take it from here." Having said that, Vessey continues the assault on Gilmore, blasting him with a Vessey Driver on the ramp, then smashing him against the guardrails as Supreme TV goes off the air for tonight.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament Standings: Group A: The Can-Am Animals (2-0-0, 4 points) Eros Squad (1-0-1, 2 points) The Fly Boys (1-0-1, 2 points) 24/7 Partay Dudez (0-0-2, 0 points) Group B: High Concept (2-0-0, 4 points) 100% Sneaky (1-0-1, 3 points) The Undawater Union (1-0-1, 3 points) The Parts Unknown (0-0-2, 0 points) Group C: The Awesomeness (2-0-0, 4 points) Texas Justice (1-0-0, 2 points) The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (0-0-1, 0 points) The Royal Pains (0-0-2, 0 points)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 89/B+ (Main event - T. Gilmore d. B. Vessey - 92) TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 82/B (Main event - T. Cornell d. R. Golden - 88) Increased Popularity in 8 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.77 Trending on Twitter - #NewMoneyArmy #JessieGilmore #JackBruceSucks #TomGilmore #BryanVessey #GilmorevsBruce #ChristmasClash #EddSa</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · October 29, 2013

OOC - Moving straight into Uprising for the final round of November predictions, and as you'll see in one of the next backstage segments, the decision for Texas Justice to bow out of the tag tournament was a political one - The Klubb and/or The Y&R Boyz want KP's Supreme TV delayed a little longer! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Uprising

Daniel-Meyer Coliseum (Texas, Mid-South)

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Jellyfish Josh vs Dozer Smith

Ryan Gregory (Rayne Man) vs Bobby Bruce

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Profit Margin (Colossus/Ekuma) - Qualifier to replace Texas Justice in Group C of tag tournament

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Sons of Sam vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

High Concept vs The Undawater Union - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Eros Squad vs The Fly Boys - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Des Davids © vs ????? - non-title match</div>

Bonus Question - Which developmental worker will take part in the Uprising dark match against A-Prime?

A) Fro Sure

B) Gino Montero

C) High Flyin' Hawaiian

D) Marshall Dillon

E) Swoop McCarthy

kieranforthewin · October 29, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>OOC - Moving straight into Uprising for the final round of November predictions, and as you'll see in one of the next backstage segments, the decision for Texas Justice to bow out of the tag tournament was a political one - The Klubb and/or The Y&R Boyz want KP's Supreme TV delayed a little longer! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div style="text-align:center;">SWF Uprising Daniel-Meyer Coliseum (Texas, Mid-South) Sunday, December 1, 2013 Jellyfish Josh vs Dozer Smith Ryan Gregory (Rayne Man) vs Bobby Bruce The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Profit Margin (Colossus/Ekuma) - Qualifier to replace Texas Justice in Group C of tag tournament The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C Sons of Sam vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B High Concept vs The Undawater Union - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B Eros Squad vs The Fly Boys - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A Des Davids © vs ????? - non-title match</div> Bonus Question - Which developmental worker will take part in the Uprising dark match against A-Prime? A) Fro Sure B) Gino Montero C) High Flyin' Hawaiian D) Marshall Dillon E) Swoop McCarthy</div></blockquote> Nice Supreme TV!

flaviooooo · October 29, 2013

SWF Uprising

Daniel-Meyer Coliseum (Texas, Mid-South)

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Jellyfish Josh vs Dozer Smith

Ryan Gregory (Rayne Man) vs Bobby Bruce

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Profit Margin (Colossus/Ekuma) - Qualifier to replace Texas Justice in Group C of tag tournament

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Sons of Sam vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

High Concept vs The Undawater Union - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Eros Squad vs The Fly Boys - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Des Davids © vs ????? - non-title match

Bonus Question - Which developmental worker will take part in the Uprising dark match against A-Prime?

A) Fro Sure

B) Gino Montero

C) High Flyin' Hawaiian

D) Marshall Dillon

E) Swoop McCarthy

Psycho Sam · October 29, 2013

SWF Uprising

Daniel-Meyer Coliseum (Texas, Mid-South)

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Jellyfish Josh vs Dozer Smith

Ryan Gregory (Rayne Man) vs Bobby Bruce

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Profit Margin (Colossus/Ekuma) - Qualifier to replace Texas Justice in Group C of tag tournament

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Klubb antics.

Sons of Sam vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

High Concept vs The Undawater Union - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Eros Squad vs The Fly Boys - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Des Davids © vs ????? - non-title match

Bonus Question - Which developmental worker will take part in the Uprising dark match against A-Prime?

A) Fro Sure

B) Gino Montero

C) High Flyin' Hawaiian

D) Marshall Dillon

E) Swoop McCarthy

Midnightnick · October 29, 2013

Jellyfish Josh vs Dozer Smith

Ryan Gregory (Rayne Man) vs Bobby Bruce

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Profit Margin (Colossus/Ekuma) - Qualifier to replace Texas Justice in Group C of tag tournament

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Sons of Sam vs 100% Sneaky - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

High Concept vs The Undawater Union - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B

Eros Squad vs The Fly Boys - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Des Davids © vs ????? - non-title match

Bonus Question - Which developmental worker will take part in the Uprising dark match against A-Prime?

A) Fro Sure

B) Gino Montero

C) High Flyin' Hawaiian

D) Marshall Dillon

E) Swoop McCarthy

3rdStringPG · October 30, 2013

OOC - I might as well say that that might be the last Uprising show I'll put up for predictions, as SWF Elite will be debuting in December! Will still be posting Uprising results in any event, though. Also planning to test a new format(s) for December, one that I'll probably use on the third arc. Here's the next episode of High Stakes, third to the last for Season 2. I'll come clean - I miss writing for recent eliminations Alan Parent and The Architect, but I assure you, you haven't seen the last of them. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF High Stakes KL Johnson Complex (Arkansas, Mid-South) Wednesday, November 27, 2013 CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson (ELIMINATED) Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids (ELIMINATED) Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Jellyfish Josh (ELIMINATED) Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Elmo Benson Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion (ELIMINATED) <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Thanksgiving Promo - Nicky Champion/Jacob Jett (76/B-)</div> Once again, Jacob Jett's mentor Tom "Angry" Gilmore is not present on this show, and Jerry Eisen hints at what may be revealed on the next Supreme TV - Tom Gilmore is "in serious, serious trouble" and it's all because of the antics of The New Money Army. Nicky Champion proxies again for Gilmore, and in this Thanksgiving promo, he says he's thankful for being given the chance to mentor a hard-working, dedicated young man like Jacob Jett, even on a substitute basis. He says he's glad he's gotten consideration for the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble despite his bad luck in championship matches, not to mention thankful nobody takes Steve Frehley's false claims of racism in the SWF seriously. Jett, on the other hand, says he's thankful on this day for having two great mentors in regular mentor Gilmore and substitute mentor Champion, having won all those Mentor's Polls in past weeks, having survived the eleven weeks of High Stakes so far as a top contender for the guaranteed contract/title shot, and having a "smart and sexy girlfriend in High Stakes announcer Katie Cameron!" <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Thanksgiving Promo - Elmo Benson/Masked Cougar (60/C-)</div> This Thanksgiving angle features "Masked Bruce" literally puckering up to "Rich Benny"'s behind and saying in a monotone voice "I sold out, I sold out," before both men grow serious for a few moments. "Rich Benny" says that he thanks "God, the Original High Concept" for helping him and his teammate Greg Black take the lead in Group B of the Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament, giving them a good chance of qualifying outright for the Tag Team Turmoil title match at Christmas Clash. "Masked Bruce", for his part, says he's thankful that he finally won a challenge, but most of all thankful that Rory McCallum replaced previous mentors Emma Chase and J. Gordon Reed with "Rich Benny", er...Elmo Benson, the man who was supposed to be his mentor in the first place. <div style="text-align:center;">Jacob Jett (w/Nicky Champion) vs Casey Valentine (w/Franklin D. Huggins III) (36/D-)</div> The chemistry between these two rookies and High Stakes frontrunners is barely existent, as they struggle to tell a coherent story in the ring. Both Jacob Jett and Casey Valentine botch their share of moves, and while Peter Michaels ignores Valentine's botches, he calls Jett out for trying to do more than what his pint-sized frame can handle. Jett, however, is alert enough to prevent Franklin D. Huggins III from running in, and somehow pops the crowd with a handspring moonsault that almost leads to a pinfall. After about six and a half minutes of underwhelming action, Jett counters a Deep Impact and finishes Valentine off with the Emergency Landing. WINNER - Jett in 6:38. Jacob Jett gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Arm Wrestling Challenge (74/B-)</div> Rory McCallum is in the ring to facilitate the first of two "tournament" challenges for the evening, the Arm Wrestling Challenge. The pairings feature Jacob Jett vs Masked Cougar and Casey Valentine vs Justin Sensitive, and after a couple minutes, we see Cougar and Valentine polish off their respective opponents. Sensitive is especially unimpressive, getting beaten by Valentine in less than 10 seconds, and he can be heard "whining like a spoiled brat" (as Jerry Eisen says) following his loss to Valentine. Next up is the third-place match, which Jett wins convincingly over Sensitive. And for the final, Cougar and Valentine engage in a tense showdown, and just as Valentine is about to lose, he knocks down the table and flattens Cougar with the Deep Impact, earning him the disqualification and, as per McCallum, a penalty of two immunity points for extremely unsportsmanlike conduct! The crowd showers Valentine with boos, though he still finishes second in the official results: 1. Cougar 2. Valentine 3. Jett 4. Sensitive CHALLENGE WINNER - Masked Cougar, three immunity points. Casey Valentine penalized two immunity points for extremely unsportsmanlike conduct. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Thanksgiving Promo - 24/7 Partay Dudez/Justin Sensitive (62/C-)</div> As one may expect, this Thanksgiving promo from the Partay Dudez and their rookie Justin Sensitive comes in the form of song and dance - a parody of Abba's cheesy late-'70s hit "Thank You for the Music" performed by Mainstream, Stevie and Justin! Coug's nothing special, in fact, Jacob's a bore The Architect's a joke, Alan Parent's no more The Dudez have talent, a platinum thing Everyone buys our records when we start to sing We're so sexy and proud Our band's growin', so we shout this out loud... So we say... Thank you for the High Stakes, which Justin is winning Thanks for all the records we've been selling Who can watch without us and our sweet melodies What would High Stakes be? Without our song and dance, what are we? So we say thank you for the High Stakes Jake, Coug, Case, they're history! <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Thanksgiving Promo - Franklin D. Huggins III/Casey Valentine (60/C-)</div> Being the son of a publishing magnate and the nephew of a veteran wrestler respectively, Franklin Huggins and Casey Valentine focus on their families and all their accomplishments and talk about them as if they were on the same level as Bill Gates and Sam Strong. Valentine adds a few words of thanks to Alan Parent, The Architect, Rodney Ekuma and Erick Leigh, thanking them for not wasting the mentors' time anymore, and to Eric Eisen for putting together the literal next generation of SWF Superstars in the Entourage and releasing one heck of a movie in The S.E.A.L. Valentine also takes some time out to plug his own film, Idealistic Teacher, and also namechecks some of its stars - Greg and Matt Keith, Edd Stone, Lisa Bowen and Ash Campbell. Surprisingly, he fails to mention KP Avatar and Cam Vessey, both of whom are babyfaces, and The Awesomeness, who will likely be doing their own promotional work for the film as we move closer to its premiere. <div style="text-align:center;">Masked Cougar (w/Elmo Benson) vs Justin Sensitive (w/24/7 Partay Dudez) (43/D-)</div> "That was a clever twist on the Abba classic," remarks Peter Michaels as Justin Sensitive lands a DDT on Masked Cougar. Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron, however, are less than impressed with the display of poor singing and songwriting from earlier. Meanwhile, as the match progresses, the fans are treated to some open offense from both men, and a lot of high flying. Cougar seems to be working the crowd more now, roaring out loud before making top-rope moves, but he pays for that at 5:20, as Mainstream shakes the ropes and draws a stern warning from Ric Young. While this allows Sensitive to take control until the seventh minute, the budding boy band member gets surprised with a German suplex at 7:20, followed by the Cougar Pounce. He may have been in the bottom three quite a lot, but Masked Cougar sure appears to be turning the corner with Elmo Benson as his mentor. WINNER - Cougar in 7:31. Masked Cougar gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Joust Challenge (74/B-)</div> And now we have another tournament challenge, this time with all four rookies dressed like Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots and holding pugil sticks not unlike the ones you'd see on American Gladiators. The Joust Challenge combines both concepts, and the pairings for this challenge are Jacob Jett vs Justin Sensitive and Masked Cougar vs Casey Valentine. Jett easily defeats Sensitive in the first round, while Valentine cheats to win against Cougar, pushing him off the bridge while Darren Smith isn't looking. In the third place match, Cougar defeats Sensitive, whom Katie Cameron says "has been off his game all night - must be tired from all the crappy singing and dancing he's been doing with Mainstream and Stevie." The first place match pits Jett and Valentine, and this time, Smith's eyes are on the match, leaving no room for Valentine to cheat. Jett wins the tight and tense final encounter, and moves into the immunity points lead once again! The results: 1. Jett 2. Valentine 3. Cougar 4. Sensitive CHALLENGE WINNER - Jacob Jett, three immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Strong Vignette (34/E)</div> Peter Michaels announces after a commercial break that after deliberating things among themselves, the mentors and High Stakes head trainer/host/authority figure Rory McCallum have decided not to eliminate anyone tonight. The evening will be capped off with a match pitting two more confirmed High Stakes Season 3 mentors - Team USA's Chris Caulfield and Team International's Koshiro Ino - but first, we get to see a vignette from the first rookie confirmed for the third season, ex-MAW and NOTBPW star Erik Strong! Strong - All you Strongamaniacs out there know my father...the dad who, for the past 27 years has yet to acknowledge me as his own flesh and blood. But before Alicia Silver Strong and Peter Jethro Strong...there was Erik Arme Strong! That's A-R-M-E for my middle name, the last letter's silent. (pauses, then flexes his muscles and poses for the camera) That's right, brother, Sam Strong's bastard son is here in the House that Strong Built...that's the Supreme Wrestling Federation, brother, and I find it insulting that they're havin' me start out on the bottom of the totem pole! But that's okay...that's okay, dude...my father didn't enter Supreme fully-formed! He played center for the Virginia Cavaliers in the '60s. He played bass guitar in psychedelic rock bands, brother, and nearly passed an audition to join Led Zeppelin...or was it Lynyrd Skynyrd? I DON'T KNOW, BROTHER! Daddy says a lot of things! What I do know is that Erik Strong is going to bring Strongamania back to Supreme, come Season 3 of H-h-h-hiiiiigh...Stakes! So whatcha gonna do about it, brother...when Strongamania goes gangbusters on you? Katie Cameron and Jerry Eisen don't seem too convinced by Erik Strong's promo (in real life, he is of no relation to Sam), and the latter, in fact, refers to the youngster as "delusional." <div style="text-align:center;">Chris Caulfield vs Koshiro Ino (67/C)</div> Again, there's no real feud between these two - it's just a teaser for the next season of High Stakes, as well as something thrown in there to add some quality wrestling from the veterans. Caulfield controls the early goings of this match, piledriving Ino at 2:30 and nearly getting a three-count, but Ino, who had earlier been teasing a face turn, continues to act heelish, using eye gouges and cheap shots to get ahead, and controlling the fifth to eighth minute with his puro-based maneuvers. He also gets a few near-pins in this stretch, including one after an Ino-Plex at 5:30, and one after the Kobra's Bite at 8:20. Ino, unfortunately, takes too much time to gloat for the crowd and move towards the gimmicked Japanese flag to unscrew the bottom of the pole and get some powder. Before he can do that, Caulfield grabs him from behind and suplexes him onto the mat, allowing him time to recover and go on the offensive! Caulfield is on a roll as we reach the 11th minute, and though he didn't need it, he gets an assist from a John Anderson distraction as he floors Ino with the Danger Drop at a little past 12:00! Anderson, who's recently been trying to convince Caulfield to be less religious and even more hardcore, smiles contentedly as the Hardcore American gets the pin and the win. WINNER - Caulfield in 12:10 HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 11): Justin Sensitive - 7-4 Casey Valentine - 6-5 Jacob Jett - 5-5 Masked Cougar - 5-6 Alan Parent - 2-9 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 10) The Architect - 4-5 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 9) Rodney Ekuma - 3-4 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 7) Erick Leigh - 1-5 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 6) IMMUNITY POINTS AS OF WEEK 11: Jacob Jett - 20 Casey Valentine - 16 Justin Sensitive - 11 Masked Cougar - 9 Nick "The Architect" Wright - 7 (ELIMINATED) Alan Parent - 4 (ELIMINATED) Rodney Ekuma - 4 (ELIMINATED) Erick Leigh - 2 (ELIMINATED) <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 67/C+ All rookies except Masked Cougar were used too much. SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.96</div></blockquote>

Croquemitaine · October 31, 2013

SWF Uprising

Jellyfish Josh vs Dozer Smith

Ryan Gregory (Rayne Man) vs Bobby Bruce

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Profit Margin (Colossus/Ekuma)

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains

Sons of Sam vs 100% Sneaky

High Concept vs The Undawater Union

Eros Squad vs The Fly Boys

Des Davids © vs ????? - non-title match

Bonus Question - Which developmental worker will take part in the Uprising dark match against A-Prime?

A) Fro Sure

B) Gino Montero

C) High Flyin' Hawaiian

D) Marshall Dillon

E) Swoop McCarthy

3rdStringPG · October 31, 2013

OOC - I was hoping to post Uprising in a few hours, but I don't think that's feasible anymore. I'm guessing it may be up by Saturday or Sunday instead, as I'll be out from Friday to Saturday night, Manila time. So I'm making a final call for Uprising predictions, and posting this backstage segment as a prelude, and a continuation of KP's struggles with backstage politics... <div style="text-align:center;">"Everything's Edd-Fu"</div> Sunday, December 1, 2013 Daniel-Meyer Coliseum 5:30 p.m. Okay, so I wasn't going to be making my Supreme TV debut in early December after all. If you watched the last Supreme TV, you would have seen what went down. Vengeance was beaten down by the original members of The New Money Army (back when they were still The Interlopers), which led to a kayfabe injury and the eventual decision of Texas Justice to pull out of the tag team tournament. Vengeance, if you remember, isn't booked to appear on B-shows. Hence, The Psychedelic Soul Brothers were to complete their Group C run on Uprising. Or probably on Elite? Though Elite was being advertised as a second A-show, Elite isn't Supreme TV. Supreme TV is an establishment - the SWF's A-show since 1993. Elite? The last time Elite was on TV was back in 1985. Nineteen eighty five! That's five years before I was born, and back then, Elite was, even as an A-show, chock full of jobber squashes. Meanwhile, I could hear Remmy Skye and Edd Stone in conversation, their voices muffled by a thin locker room partition... <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RemmySkye.jpg</div> Edd - "Look, Remmy, it's nothing personal. You're a great guy, man. I know that if I want good bud, you'll have it." Remmy - "This isn't about weed, Edd. This is about KP and myself. You and your TCW buddies tryin' to screw us?" Edd - "Who, Frank, Drew and myself?" Remmy - "Yeah, the three of you. And Eric Eisen. Who can forget Eric? You're tight with him, so something's gotta be up." Edd - "Remmy, you gotta trust me. The brand split's coming up, and creative's got shitloads of plans for you two." Remmy - "When the brand split comes, we're still gonna be jobbers. And you guys? Man, you're gonna be up in the rankings 'cause you went into business for yourselves. Edd-Fu's always been over. Your love team with Lisa is trending on Twitter. And the Entourage storyline, to be fair, is gaining momentum too, what with all you second-generation guys joining up. What about us? If someone's goin' up, then someone must be headin' down, and what better choice to pull down than the PSB's. First, you try to frame KP up for ratting your faction out to Kletsky and PWH when obviously, it was Robbie speakin' to them. Then, you, meaning someone with pull like Drew or Eric, go to Peter and tell him to take Sean and Ricky out of the tag tourney so that KP and myself don't appear on Supreme TV, KP in particular. What's next, huh, Edd?" Edd - "Stop talking like you're cutting a promo, okay, Remmy? Everything's cool, everything's Edd-Fu, everything's coming up roses for you and the Kipper. RELAX." Remmy - "Everything's Edd-Fu alright. It's always about you, about Drew, about Frank, and now, it's about Eric Eisen and the Klubb." Edd - "Remmy, you just said a dirty word." Remmy - "F--- YOU, EDD!!!"</div></blockquote> I decided not to stir up the pot anymore. Remmy was right - chances were good that the Klubb and/or the Y&R Boyz weren't through burying me, and I didn't want to be the next A-Prime or Dozer Smith. Those two, after all, were Uprising pre-show regulars who were seldom used in the actual show. The Klubb didn't like A-Prime because he was Christian Faith's pet project and not Roger Cage (who didn't need mentoring anyway), and they didn't like Dozer because...you'll have to ask Eric Eisen about that. Sometimes Eric buries people for reasons only known to him. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErikStrong_alt1_zps20506586.jpg</div> Meanwhile, his sort-of namesake, the man with no relation to Sam Strong, was looking quite unhappy backstage. He was set to debut on Season 3 of High Stakes, and unlike the other rookies, it looked like he was the only one with any sort of gimmick. A bad one. "I know the SWF wants to pick on Sam Strong, especially since he rejected their low-ball offer, but why turn me into a goofy Architect-lite who claims to be Sam's bastard son?" "Two words," I said quite knowingly. "Eric Eisen." "Is that also why Brandon and Jerry Ex-Laxed my coffee and started f---ing around with my Facebook account and tagging me in embarrassing photos?" "Well, the Ex-Lax thing is probably Paul Huntingdon and/or Nico Lopez. You know, El Duque. The Royal Pains love to be royal pains like that. The Facebook thing...that's probably Brandon up to his usual antics. It's rookie hazing. And oftentimes, those guys tend to go too far." I then extended my hand as I hoped to make another backstage friend among the rookies. "KP Avatar." "Erik Strong, and no, I am NOT related to Sam." "Welcome to the SWF, Erik. Here's hoping nobody tells you 'Welcome to the Klubb', because those guys are bad news." "You can say that again."

3rdStringPG · November 2, 2013

SWF Uprising Daniel-Meyer Coliseum (Texas, Mid-South) Sunday, December 1, 2013 DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: Darryl Devine d. Enhancement Eddie via Devine Dream Drop in 4:49 (50/D) Cameron Vessey d. Giancarlo Giabroni via Vessey Driver in 3:32 (29/E) A-Prime d. Marshall Dillon via Running Powerslam in 5:21 (34/E) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">Jellyfish Josh vs Dozer Smith (w/Ash Campbell) (55/D+)</div> Though the Undawater Union/Entourage feud has technically blown over, Jerry Eisen hypes this as a "rematch" between The Eisen Entourage's designated enforcer and the man who had surprisingly eliminated him at Let the Games Begin. Dozer Smith (he had quietly dropped his assumed name "Bryan" due to Bryan Vessey's recent debut) is powerful as usual, showing off an impressive repertoire of big man moves, but Jellyfish Josh shows more technical skill, using a Tentacle Lock to finish off the burly frat boy. Unfortunately for Ash Campbell, his planned interference (via Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle, what else) comes a hair too late. WINNER - Josh in 6:32 <div style="text-align:center;">Ryan Gregory vs Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer) (31/E)</div> The former Greg Rayne/Rayne Man is back for another jobber squash, as the announcers refer to "Ryan Gregory" as a "young prospect from Louisville, Kentucky who hopes to make an impression here in the SWF." Not true - the real-life Gregory Ryan Henn is from Utah. Regardless of where the spiky-haired jobber is from, Bobby Bruce makes short work of his opponent, finishing him off at the four-minute mark with the Bobby Blitzkrieg Bop, a modified version of kayfabe dad Jack Bruce's New York Minute. WINNER - Bruce in 4:01 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - O'Neill Books The Profit Margin vs The Dysfunctional Bumfholes (25/E)</div> After the Bruce vs Gregory squash, we see BJ O'Neill inside her office, interrupted by the sound of her door opening rather violently. In their best (or worst) '80s wrestling growls, Rodney Ekuma and BB Colossus demand to be booked in the qualifying match to replace Texas Justice in Group C of the SWF's Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament. Underscoring his reputation as a monster heel, Colossus grabs O'Neill by her shirt collar while Ekuma screams incoherently about wanting to qualify for the 4T tourney. As Colossus puts her down, O'Neill says that he didn't have to do that - all they needed to do was to ask nicely to get a match against the "Dysfunctional Bumfholes." Emma Chase, who's accompanying her latest clients, says that "there's nothing nice about The Profit Margin. Their job is to protect the Chase Agency business, not to treat people like yourself nicely." <div style="text-align:center;">The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Profit Margin (w/Ms. Emma Chase) - Qualifier to replace Texas Justice in Group C of tag tournament (51/D)</div> The match is largely dominated by BB Colossus, who sports a limited moveset but a lot of size (billed as 6'8"-450) and the kind of nasty look that would have screamed "star quality" back in the '80s for a monster heel. He spends the first few minutes teaming with Rodney Ekuma to expose The Dysfunctional Bumfholes' kayfabe lack of chemistry, but unfortunately, Ekuma proves to be the weak link. The seventh-placer in the currently-ongoing second season of High Stakes, Ekuma sees his Hawaiian Crush blocked by The Zim, as he wraps the large Hawaiian in what could be a new finishing move - the Pain in the Bumfhole! Ekuma appears ready to tap out of this move, a modified Boston Crab, when Colossus runs into the ring to assault The Zim. Ric Young cals for the bell and disqualifies The Profit Margin as Colossus and an eventually recovered Ekuma decimate Randy and Zimmy after the match. WINNERS - The Dysfunctional Bumfholes in 5:21 via DQ. The Dysfunctional Bumfholes to replace Texas Justice in Group C of 4T. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Dysfunctional Bumfholes Celebrate (61/C-)</div> Back at the locker room after the commercial break, The Dysfunctional Bumfholes don't celebrate as much as they quietly reflect on the earlier match. Randy Bumfhole says that attack from The Profit Margin is going to leave him with a lot of explaining to do to his date (supposedly a model) for the evening, and no energy to take part in his indoor soccer game the next day. The Zim calls his brother a liar - he says the so-called "Fun-Loving American" will be dating a librarian, and will be playing golf the next morning. After Randy B. wearily retorts that he "IS the Fun-Loving American" and that "it's not like we haven't known each other for the past 30-some years", he congratulates The Zim for coming up with the new move. Could we be seeing a reconciliation between the two estranged brothers within the next few weeks, probably right in time for Christmas? <div style="text-align:center;">The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (w/Chloe Dean) vs The Royal Pains - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C (44/D-)</div> KP Avatar, Remmy Skye and Chloe Dean all get dressed down before the start of the match by Paul Huntingdon, who yells repeatedly at the three "peasants" to stop their "peasant song and dance." When the three refuse, this leads to The Royal Pains attacking The Psychedelic Soul Brothers before the bell actually rings to kick off the match. Once everything is settled down, the two expected Group C also-rans trade moves openly as Marv Earnest praises the heels and criticizes the babyfaces for not taking things seriously. At 3:10, El Duque tries to end the match with a Spanish Sleeperhold (as he calls it - it doesn't look too different from your usual sleeper), but that hold gets broken up by Remmy Skye, who steps into the ring and gets warned by Darren Smith. After Avatar breaks the hold, he groggily tags Skye in, and despite his best efforts to end the match with a top-rope move, El Duque rolls out of the way, allowing him to tag Huntingdon in for the High Society and the win. WINNERS - The Royal Pains in 5:26. The Royal Pains earn two points in SWF 4T tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Bubblegum Factory - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview Bach and Davids (67/C+)</div> This week's Bubblegum Factory features not just one, but two guests - Des Davids and Sammy Bach! Davids, as we know, recently won the United States title from Koshiro Ino, while Bach is the number one contender for the belt. While Davids is low-key when answering his questions, and quite restrained in trying to avoid getting upset by Mainstream and Stevie's pro-heel bias, Bach is over-the-top, carrying himself like a poor man's Jack Bruce with his rock 'n' roll references and flamboyant boasts of being the "uncrowned, unannounced, unfiltered, uncensored and uninhibited United States Champion, YEAH!!!" He is also unimpressed by the Partay Dudez's attempts to kiss up to him and The New Money Army. "Invite only, Autotune acolytes," says Bach. "Last time I checked, Rich Money's playlist didn't include any of your nonexistent platinum records." After Bach disrespects Mainstream and Stevie, he goes on to agitate Davids, poking fun at his lack of success in the NFL and how he was rejected by both "Emma F---in' Chase" and Money prior to his face turn. The interview/debate nearly becomes ugly, and Davids nearly delivers a Quarterback Sack to Bach, but the Elation Sensation leaves the interview proper before things can get any more heated. The announcers hype Davids vs J. Gordon Reed for later on in the evening, and Jerry Eisen predicts that we haven't seen the last of Bach for tonight's Uprising. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eros Squad Rants About Eisen (71/C+)</div> It isn't often we see reruns of angles from the last Supreme TV, but this one's the same Siskel and Ebert parody from Eros Squad, as Adam Newtron and Jack Hoffs critique Eric Eisen and Dawn the Cheerleader's "The S.E.A.L.", which had recently premiered in theaters nationwide. Marvin Earnest teases Jerry Eisen about his brother Eric being the "Sly Stallone to your Frank", and when Jerry insists that Frank Stallone is actually a good singer in his own right, if not an action hero, Kyle Rhodes pipes in by saying he's heard Jerry singing karaoke, and that he's even less vocally competent than all three Partay Dudez put together. The three announcers continue arguing amongst themselves as the recently-unmasked Sons of Sam get ready to hit the ring... <div style="text-align:center;">Sons of Sam (w/Ash Campbell and Dozer Smith) vs 100% Sneaky (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B (51/D)</div> It's time for Group B of the 4T tournament's token heel vs heel match, and Kyle Rhodes informs the fans watching at home that this match has major potential for a three-point win for either side due to the submission skills of Matt and Greg Keith and Squeeky McClean. And it also has potential for a lot of cheating - the Keith twins (who have recently joined The Eisen Entourage) have Ash Campbell and Dozer Smith as cornermen, while 100% Sneaky has Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and his trusty baseball bat. Like the earlier tag tourney match, this heel vs heel matchup is very open, and both teams make full use of their submission arsenal - they realize how important those three points could be. A Clean Out on Greg Keith at 5:00 fails to win it when Dozer steps in to distract McClean, and following the tag, Campbell quickly shakes the ropes to throw Spencer Spade off in his attempt to land a Spadesault. While Spade is able to come back strong thanks to some well-timed RPJ distractions, those prove futile as Matt Keith ends the match at close to seven minutes with a Proton Lock. WINNERS - Sons of Sam in 6:58. Sons of Sam earn three points in SWF 4T tourney due to submission win. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Concept Impersonates The Undawater Union (51/D)</div> What, them too? That's right - High Concept is impersonating The Undawater Union for tonight, with Elmo Benson as "Electric Eelmo" and Greg Black as "Gar-oucho Bling" and manager Haley Buck as "Undacover Angel Fish." They don't talk on the way to the ring as they often would, but rather make swimming motions and enter to the tune of Bobby Freeman's 1964 classic "C'mon And Swim." Over in the ring, the real Undawater Union and Angel Fish are quite amused by the impersonation, and even dance along to the temporary ring music as the kids in the audience show their appreciation. <div style="text-align:center;">"The Undawater Concept" (w/"Undacover Angel Fish") vs The Undawater Union (w/(The Real) Angel Fish) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group B (60/C-)</div> Both teams are in an interesting position leading into the match - if The Undawater Union wins, they win Group B outright and High Concept remains in contention for a wild card spot. If High Concept/The Undawater Concept wins, they win Group B, while the other three teams in the group (Sons of Sam, 100% Sneaky, UU) may find themselves in a three-man wild card rubber match. The only thing affecting this match's appeal with the crowd is the fact that it's face vs face - otherwise, "Electric Eelmo" and "Gar-Oucho Bling" amaze with their precision teamwork and high-flying moves, while Red Snapper and The Amazing Urchin bring their usual MMA/puro and martial arts moves respectively to the table. Despite Snapper's best efforts to end the match with a Sea Clutch at 4:50, "Electric Eelmo" is able to grab the ropes and escape, and it's "Eelmo" and "Gar-Oucho Bling" who team up in the end to finish Urchin off with the Game Over. WINNERS - "The Undawater Concept" in 6:52. High Concept earns two points in SWF 4T tourney and wins Group B. High Concept qualifies outright for Tag Team Turmoil title match at Christmas Clash. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eros Squad Rants About Can-Am Animals (60/C-)</div> And now we have a fresh Eros Squad promo! With new manager/fellow kayfabe porn star Stephanie Percy (formerly Persephone) in tow, Adam Newtron and Jack Hoffs take this opportunity to ridicule The Can-Am Animals, poking fun at their "lack of endowment", among other things. Newtron suggests that Edd Stone's part in Idealistic Teacher is as small as what he's hiding beneath his tights, which angers The Master of Edd-Fu, who's watching backstage with Franklin D. Huggins III. Not wanting to leave Huggins out of the ridicule, Hoffs says that he shouldn't be upset he's one of the few Eisen Entourage members who aren't in movies. In fact, director Maxie DeLarge may have something for FD3 - a supporting part in Eros Squad's next film where he doesn't have to do "the dirty work" they do. "It's gonna be a bit part, Frank," says Hoffs. "A small, insignificant part, five seconds and you're done. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? But hey! You're gonna be in the same industry as we are, and you're still gonna be the best damn actor on the Entourage." <div style="text-align:center;">The Fly Boys (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Eros Squad (w/Stephanie Percy and Maximillion DeLarge) - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A (70/C+)</div> Here we have yet another odd pairing, but then again, face vs face and heel vs heel is inevitable in such tournaments. This is probably the best of tonight's 4T tourney matches due to the seamless complement of styles - high-flying moves for The Fly Boys, smashmouth wrestling with a lot of suplexes and impact moves for Eros Squad. As such, this match is rife with false finishes and close calls, and James Prudence wisely uses his Prudential Pain Plan finisher to aim for a three-point win. Prudence, however, lets go of the hold after he gets mesmerized by Eros Squad manager Stephanie Percy, whose outfit leaves nothing to the imagination. Though she doesn't mean to be any distraction, Percy's skimpy dress plays a huge part in throwing both Prudence and Donnie J off their guard, and by the eight-minute mark, "Jungle Stud" Jack Hoffs appears to have finished Donnie J off with the Jungle Jack-You-Later. He tags Adam Newtron in for the Huge Electron, and this one's over before the 8:15 mark. WINNERS - Eros Squad in 8:14. Eros Squad earns two points in SWF 4T tourney. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Newtron and Stone Get Involved in Wild Brawl (48/D-)</div> Following Eros Squad's win, the erstwhile undefeated Can-Am Animals charge the ring to beat down on the storyline pornographers and, as Marv Earnest says in all corniness when The Fly Boys get involved, "We've got ourselves a Donnie J. Brook!" Not to allow themselves to be outnumbered, new Entourage recruits Greg and Matthew Keith hit the ring to make it four-on-four, and soon, officials have to be called out to bring some order and break up the eight-man pull-apart brawl. Oddly missing are Eros Squad's, The Fly Boys' and The Can-Am Animals' fellow Group A competitors 24/7 Partay Dudez, but Kyle Rhodes says that they've got far more important things to do, such as meeting with their imaginary fans and admiring their imaginary gold and platinum records, than getting involved in this fracas. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Reed Gets Ready (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Des Davids © vs J. Gordon Reed (w/Ms. Emma Chase and The Profit Margin) - non-title match (69/C+)</div> Though we don't see Brandon James in J. Gordon Reed's corner, we see the two newest members of The Chase Agency in Rodney Ekuma and BB Colossus, the intimidating tag team duo known as The Profit Margin. Their presence doesn't faze Des Davids, who wrestles this entire match keeping a close eye on Reed's corner as the two former Chase SinCorporated cronies take each other on. Davids' overly conscious approach results in Reed owning large chunks of the match -also helping to the cause is Emma Chase arguing with referee Jez McArthuer. As she argues with Jez Mac, Reed and Ekuma send Davids face-down with a double facebuster, but Davids kicks out of that. Again, the former All-American linebacker kicks out when Chase argues a second time with the ref and Colossus runs in for his Colossus Avalanche! Finally, McArthuer has enough of Ms. Chase and her complaints, and sends her and The Profit Margin to the locker room at 8:30. That finally allows Davids to focus, and, to borrow a popular business jargon term, he becomes "laser-focused" in the closing minutes, countering a Stock Market Crash and taking Reed out with the Touch Down. WINNER - Davids in 9:36 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bach Beats Down on Davids (75/B-)</div> The Chase Agency may have been banished from ringside, but that doesn't mean Davids has nothing to worry about anymore. As he celebrates his win and the crowd cheers "USA! USA!", the reigning U.S. title holder gets ambushed in the ring by Sammy Bach! The Elation Sensation turns those cheers into boos immediately, posing arrogantly in all four corners of the ring, then wrapping Davids up in the Bach on Your Back submission hold until a few referees and road agents run in to break things up. The U.S. title may remain something that's mostly for Uprising fans, but Davids vs Bach at Christmas Clash promises to be an interesting preliminary encounter at the very least. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Thanksgiving Tag Team Tournament Standings: Group A: The Can-Am Animals (2-0-0, 4 points) Eros Squad (2-0-1, 4 points) The Fly Boys (1-0-2, 2 points) 24/7 Partay Dudez (0-0-2, 0 points) Group B: High Concept (3-0-0, 6 points) - QUALIFIED FOR TAG TEAM TURMOIL 100% Sneaky (1-0-2, 3 points) Sons of Sam (1-0-2, 3 points) The Undawater Union (1-0-2, 3 points) Group C: The Awesomeness (2-0-0, 4 points) The Royal Pains (1-0-2, 2 points) Texas Justice (1-0-0, 2 points) - WITHDREW The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (0-0-2, 0 points) The Dysfunctional Bumfholes (0-0-0, 0 points)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 69/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 1.02 Trending on Twitter - #SammyBach #DesDavids #ErosSquad #4T #DysfunctionalBumfholes #EisenEntoolarge</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · November 2, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC

- The November prediction game has drawn to a close, so who's on top? Looks like another win for flaviooooo! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> And he's made it a three-peat, having won September, October and November! As your prize, you shall get to choose a subject for the next shoot interview, and three questions for this worker. Croquemitaine, since you came so close, you get to ask two. Everyone else gets one question each for this worker. Psycho Sam, who was first to guess Robbie Retro as the mystery "Guy" who squealed to Pro Wrestling Hits about the SWF's real-life factions, gets three points added to his December score as a year-end bonus. The final results for November:

1. flaviooooo - 53/66, 80% (+5/6, 8/8)

2. Croquemitaine - 51/66, 77% (+5/6, 6/8)

Theawesomebatman101 - 29/38, 76% (+6/6)

Russelrules44 - 11/15, 73%

3. kieranforthewin - 43/60, 72% (+5/8)

4. Midnightnick - 46/66, 70% (+6/6, 5/8)

5. Psycho Sam - 43/66, 65% (+4/6, 5/8)

- Strangely enough, no one got any bonus questions on the last two cards. Then again, Vengeance and Marshall Dillon were very dark horse-y type picks. I'd have wanted to give Gino Montero another go as Ricardo Ley, the Lucha Cop, but Dillon's whining about being stuck in developmental was just too loud for me to ignore.

- I pretty much see Vengeance as this diary's answer to Kane, in terms of being a big guy with a dark gimmick, a former champion and an older worker who remains a main eventer despite his lack of hot feuds. That said, he's still worth an occasional go as a title contender, but not as a really serious one.

- Fear not, flaviooooo, the BB Colossus push machine isn't exactly derailed despite his two losses outside of singles competition - take note he's still undefeated in singles. I should be "feeding him more" come December!

- Contrary to what I said a couple days back, I think I'll still have Uprising up for predictions in December. The next prediction game covers three weeks (right before the brand split), so we'll have a total of 10 cards up for prediction - three Supreme TVs, three Elites, three Uprisings, one Christmas Clash and a partridge and a pear tree. Pardon the corny joke - Christmas is coming up in this diary, after all! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

flaviooooo · November 2, 2013

Hehe, I'm on a roll it seems <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

I'll pick Jack Bruce as the next shoot interview.

I need to think a bit about my 3 questions, but this way the other guys can already post theirs as well!

PS: BB Colossus was my second choice for the interview <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Psycho Sam · November 2, 2013

Jack Bruce, how do you feel about the current storyline in which you are participating, with you, your longtime nemesis Rich Money and several former TCW guys Wolf Hawkins, Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach in a stable?

3rdStringPG · November 2, 2013

OOC - Still trying to figure out how to book the wild card matches in the tag tournament, so for now, here are the two A-shows up for prediction as the final in-game month of 2013 (and final prediction game of 2013) kicks off! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Dunkin' Donuts Center (Rhode Island, New England)

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Valiant © vs Ash Campbell - non-title match

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Awesomeness - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Koshiro Ino - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Jack Giedroyc vs J. Gordon Reed - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Remo vs ?????

????? and ????? vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Elite

Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez (Puerto Rico)

Friday, December 6, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Steve Frehley

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Dysfunctional Bumfholes - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

The Can-Am Animals vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Bryan Vessey

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs ?????</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Which announce team shall be used in the inaugural episode of SWF Elite?

A) Duane Fry/Marv Earnest/Ana Garcia

B) Duane Fry/Jerry Eisen/Marv Earnest

C) Peter Michaels/Kyle Rhodes/Marv Earnest

D) Jason Azaria/Kyle Rhodes/Ana Garcia

Bonus Question #2 - And which TCW worker will be making his/her debut in January 2014, as reported in an upcoming Pro Wrestling Hits article?

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Floyd Goldworthy

C) Jasmine Saunders

D) Jay Chord

E) Rocky Golden

F) Shawn Doakes

G) Troy Tornado

PLACE YOUR QUESTION(S) FOR JACK BRUCE HERE:

Psycho Sam · November 2, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Dunkin' Donuts Center (Rhode Island, New England)

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Valiant © vs Ash Campbell - non-title match

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Awesomeness - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Koshiro Ino - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Jack Giedroyc vs J. Gordon Reed - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Remo vs ?????

????? and ????? vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Elite

Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez (Puerto Rico)

Friday, December 6, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Steve Frehley

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Dysfunctional Bumfholes - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

The Can-Am Animals vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Bryan Vessey

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Which announce team shall be used in the inaugural episode of SWF Elite?

A) Duane Fry/Marv Earnest/Ana Garcia

B) Duane Fry/Jerry Eisen/Marv Earnest

C) Peter Michaels/Kyle Rhodes/Marv Earnest

D) Jason Azaria/Kyle Rhodes/Ana Garcia

Bonus Question #2 - And which TCW worker will be making his/her debut in January 2014, as reported in an upcoming Pro Wrestling Hits article?

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Floyd Goldworthy

C) Jasmine Saunders

D) Jay Chord

E) Rocky Golden

F) Shawn Doakes

G) Troy Tornado

PLACE YOUR QUESTION(S) FOR JACK BRUCE HERE:

kieranforthewin · November 2, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Dunkin' Donuts Center (Rhode Island, New England)

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Awesomeness - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Koshiro Ino - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Jack Giedroyc vs J. Gordon Reed - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Remo vs ?????

????? and ????? vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Elite

Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez (Puerto Rico)

Friday, December 6, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Steve Frehley

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Dysfunctional Bumfholes - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

The Can-Am Animals vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Bryan Vessey

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs ?????</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Which announce team shall be used in the inaugural episode of SWF Elite?

A) Duane Fry/Marv Earnest/Ana Garcia

B) Duane Fry/Jerry Eisen/Marv Earnest

C) Peter Michaels/Kyle Rhodes/Marv Earnest

D) Jason Azaria/Kyle Rhodes/Ana Garcia

Bonus Question #2 - And which TCW worker will be making his/her debut in January 2014, as reported in an upcoming Pro Wrestling Hits article?

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Floyd Goldworthy

C) Jasmine Saunders

D) Jay Chord

E) Rocky Golden

F) Shawn Doakes

G) Troy Tornado

PLACE YOUR QUESTION(S) FOR JACK BRUCE HERE:

Jack Bruce, how do you feel with the current backstage drama in the SWF? With all the groups around like the "Rookies" or the "Veterens" or the "Klubb" how do you feel about this backstage groups?

TheAwesomeBatman101 · November 2, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Dunkin' Donuts Center (Rhode Island, New England)

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Awesomeness - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Koshiro Ino - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Jack Giedroyc vs J. Gordon Reed - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Remo vs ?????

????? and ????? vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Elite

Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez (Puerto Rico)

Friday, December 6, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Steve Frehley

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Dysfunctional Bumfholes - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

The Can-Am Animals vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Bryan Vessey

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Which announce team shall be used in the inaugural episode of SWF Elite?

A) Duane Fry/Marv Earnest/Ana Garcia

B) Duane Fry/Jerry Eisen/Marv Earnest

C) Peter Michaels/Kyle Rhodes/Marv Earnest

D) Jason Azaria/Kyle Rhodes/Ana Garcia

Bonus Question #2 - And which TCW worker will be making his/her debut in January 2014, as reported in an upcoming Pro Wrestling Hits article?

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Floyd Goldworthy

C) Jasmine Saunders

D) Jay Chord

E) Rocky Golden

F) Shawn Doakes

G) Troy Tornado

PLACE YOUR QUESTION(S) FOR JACK BRUCE HERE: If you were the head booker of SWF who would you push and what you would do.

Midnightnick · November 3, 2013

The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Awesomeness - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Koshiro Ino - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Jack Giedroyc vs J. Gordon Reed - Beat the Clock Qualifier for Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash

Remo vs ?????

????? and ????? vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Elite

Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez (Puerto Rico)

Friday, December 6, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Steve Frehley

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Dysfunctional Bumfholes - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group C

The Can-Am Animals vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - Thanksgiving Tag Team Tourney match, Group A

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Bryan Vessey

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Which announce team shall be used in the inaugural episode of SWF Elite?

A) Duane Fry/Marv Earnest/Ana Garcia

B) Duane Fry/Jerry Eisen/Marv Earnest

C) Peter Michaels/Kyle Rhodes/Marv Earnest

D) Jason Azaria/Kyle Rhodes/Ana Garcia

Bonus Question #2 - And which TCW worker will be making his/her debut in January 2014, as reported in an upcoming Pro Wrestling Hits article?

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Floyd Goldworthy

C) Jasmine Saunders

D) Jay Chord

E) Rocky Golden

F) Shawn Doakes

G) Troy Tornado

Pteroid · November 4, 2013

So I can't really predict with my iPhone as it is, but I do have a question or two for Jack

Got any stories from back when you were leading Painful Procedure? Do you still kerp in contact with any of your old bandmates?

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