LOSER:The Devine Comedy (Cverse 2015)

[Occasional_Z]

AWESOME! And, everyone has heard of GDL Chemicals, obviously.

 

 

Thank you...GDL is a household name, surprised no one has ever pulled Pee-Wee up on it

[Zergon]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Occasional_Z" data-cite="Occasional_Z" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hey, Cerberus is the MVP of ESE, right? <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I think overness is more the issue, I've got some talent...just no one has ever heard of them!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Of course Cerberus is the MVP in ESE... which also explains why I´m stuck on small size. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Will be interesting to see how you manage to build the overness for your guys as I´m struggling with it a lot in all of my games. Then again, I´m pretty bad at this game so it´s not that much of a suprise.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zergon" data-cite="Zergon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Of course Cerberus is the MVP in ESE... which also explains why I´m stuck on small size. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> Will be interesting to see how you manage to build the overness for your guys as I´m struggling with it a lot in all of my games. Then again, I´m pretty bad at this game so it´s not that much of a suprise.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> You're at small cos Cerberus ain't champion...if you keep giving the belt to talented people, you'll never succeed <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> As for overness, I can build it but always for the wrong people. EPW for example, I wanted de Aske to be a big player...failed. In the meantime Kirk Jameson got over. Sometimes it's just luck but I really like this about the game, the 'Billy Gunn' effect.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<p><span style="font-family:'Courier New';">Saturday Week 1 December 2014</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Courier New';"> LOSER HQ, Los Angeles</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/LOSERHQ-PeeWeesOffice_zps13eb709e.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>As I stood in Pee-Wee's office (don't even go there, not even a computer!), I tried to take everything in...again. I had been hiring and organising the roster, with the help of Shane and Enforcer Roberts, my booking team. Pee- Wee had been looking into developmental feds and training schools</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>At this point Pee-Wee strolled into the room</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Hi Darryl, how are you?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"Good, you?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Very excited, very excited."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Awkward pause, then</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Ok, good news...firstly, the training school is open...I've gone with the name you suggested."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>The Loser Scene. Inspired by the jocks at high school who didn't 'get' wrestling and angsty grunge bands...</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"That's great Pee-Wee.You said firstly, is there a second point?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Yes - our developmental fed is up and running-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"-that's quick, I was gonna ring you, maybe come down and help-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"No need, I got an old friend to help. Travis!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/CVFP_WhiteAnnouncer_004_zpsf266bb33.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Then Travis walked in. I clenched my fists in anger. It was Travis Slicke.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong> Travis friggin' Slicke. One of the most arrogant men alive. Look up prick in the dictionary and Travis will be staring back at ya. He was an IT whizzkid who had got into TV presenting after making his first billion. Travis' shows bascially involved telling dumb people that they were dumb. In fact, his new series was called 'Dumb People Are Dumb.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong> Being a referee, Pee-Wee completely missed what was happening in front of him</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Travis is an old friend of mine, who loves wrestling. When I explained LOSER to him, he offered to help out. So I asked him to set up our Developmental fed."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Let's make an effort</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"So, what's it called then Travis?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"Weeellll, most devlopmental feds are stupid, pretending to be real feds when they're not. I, being a genius, decided to go the opposite way. The fed is called Developmental Pro Wrestling."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/DPW_zps881f7126.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"That's stupid....can we change it?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"Noooo Darryl...we had our first show last night. I ain't hired a booker yet, so did it myself. Like Dick Eisen said to me when I pitched ideas to him, "Trav, you're a natural booker </span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;"><strong>Goddamit!</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"How did you have a show...you have no roster-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#483D8B;">"Pee-Wee showed me the guys you hired to put in developmental so I rounded them up, got a few more guys and ran the show. I think it was great."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Pee-Wee showed me his phone display</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Here are the results Darryl."</span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>DPW Nowhere to Run<p> The Snake Pit, (South West) Att 835</p><p> </p><p> Tennessee William defeated Cobra for the DPW Prospect Title <strong>(E+)</strong></p><p> ANGLE: Brawl involving Alexis Lee Littlefeather and Missy Masterton <strong>©</strong></p><p> The New York Doll defeated Chucky Dorrance <strong>(E)</strong></p><p> Insane Machine defeated Kentucky Bill for the DPW Most Developed Title <strong>(D-)</strong></p><p> </p><p> Overall - <strong>D</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"So Darrryylll, what do you think? Can I have your job yet?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"No."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"I waass only joking Darryyylll. God, are all you USPW castoffs so touchy?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>A smart mark...I had a plan</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"Not always Trav. Hey, who is your favourite wrestler?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"Chris Caulfield!!! He was so hardcore!!! He could take, like fifty chairshots and still win!!!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Great, a DaVE fanboy...I'll get the tables, you get the barbed wire</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"You know Chris Caulfield works for USPW now?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"Yeah...erm, yeah and he sucks now!!! He's a sell-out bitch!!! If he was here now, I'd be like, "Hey there's Chris Caulfield, the sell out bitch!-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"Oh, right...I know him, you could of met him-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#000080;">"That would be amazing!!! I'll get my DaVE shirt from my car...h-hang on!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>As Travis raced down the stairs, I turned to Pee-Wee</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"He's not having my job."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"I know, Darryl."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"I just think he lacks my maturity and my intelligence-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"-he has an IQ of 199, can speak four languages, has assets worth 5bn and a photographic memory."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"So why did I get the job?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Because Travis is....is...-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"-immature? Irresponsible? Shy? Busy?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"-an asshat. That's it; asshat."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"I didn't want to say anything-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"I'll say something - leave before he gets back up the stairs. He wasn't kidding about that shirt...I'll e-mail you about December's show."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"I thought our first show was January."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"You thought wrong...now go!"</span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p>

[Occasional_Z]

Sunday Week 1 December 2014

Darryl's hotel room, Los Angeles

 

Having escaped Travis, I headed back to my hotel room via Subway. Fired up my laptop and brought up Pee-Wee's e-mail.

 

From: peeweegee@googlemail.com

 

To: devineone@hotmail.com

 

Hey Darryl

 

I know I told you that I wanted to start in January, but I was thinking...what if we got the jump on the rest of them? If we have a show in December, then we can hot the ground running in January...what do you think?

 

Also, I trust you've finalized the roster - can you let the web team know the details so we can put the roster up?

 

Thanks!

 

Pee-Wee

 

PS - Travis has left his DaVE Hardcore Heroes shirt in my office...any chance you can get Freddie to sign it, he's ex DaVE, right?

 

 

I replied straight away

 

From: devineone@hotmail.com

 

To:peeweegee@googlemail.com

 

Hey PG

 

Not much pressure! No problem, I planned a show out, figured you would do this!

 

I'll let the geek squad know the roster tomorrow

 

Darryl

 

PS -Yes, he is - let me have the shirt next time I'm in the office and I'll pass it to Alanis - sure she'll be able to get Freddie to sign it!

 

 

I had an idea for the show, a bit out there but...no. I had no way to finish that sentence.

 

Either way, I was looking forward to it.

[Big Roguey]

My favourite thing about this is that it is written in comic sans. Of course the overall hilarity of it helps. Can't wait to see the full LOSER cast.

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>My favourite thing about this is that it is written in comic sans. Of course the overall hilarity of it helps. Can't wait to see the full LOSER cast. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Comic Sans is ace, EPW's Franklin Gothic was bringing me down...cast is probably too kind a word for the rag tag mob I've hired...</p>

[Slayen]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Occasional_Z" data-cite="Occasional_Z" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Comic Sans is ace, EPW's Franklin Gothic was bringing me down...cast is probably too kind a word for the rag tag mob I've hired...</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> A rag tag mob is the best kind of mob, I say.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Slayen" data-cite="Slayen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>A rag tag mob is the best kind of mob, I say.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> You won't be disappointed then! I'm not sure it's good enough for National level, but you guys can be the judge.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/LoserBanner_zps6f1ada5a.jpg</span><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Behind The Curtain</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:10px;">by Kay Fabe</span></span></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/CVFP_WhiteFemale_016_zps8b37ea9c.jpg</span><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>#1 Roster Breakdown Part 1</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Hello, everyone, welcome to the first edition of Behind The Curtain. I'm Kay Fabe, the girl with the gossip and I'll be bringing you the backstage stories. Where to start? Well, why don't I introduce you to the guys and gals? Good, bad or ugly, they're a strange bunch of critters.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">The big names, they've worked for...you know, the competition</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></strong></span><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/FumihiroOta_zps2f2730f1.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Fumihiro Ota</span></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">The well travelled ninja warrior is looking to add LOSER to the places he's kicked ass in</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Fun Fact: None. Ninjas do not have fun.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/BrettBiggins_zpsd1476737.jpg</span><span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/BartBiggins_zps4d9f8d26.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>The Biggins Boys</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">The loveable brothers team up again in LOSER. Will they work together or strike out on their own?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Kay Fabe Crush? Always Brett. Sorry Bart </span></span><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/JohnGreed_zps32fc7e6b.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Johnny Hell</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">A bad bad man...you always get one creepy guy where ever you go in life. Johnny Hell is definately ours.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Sideburns Of Evil: Hell claims his sideburns make him evil.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/ClarkAlexander_zpsfc3b83ec.jpg</span> <span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Clark Alexander</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">"Hawaiian Ice" Clark Alexander has the ability to go far in LOSER...I don't get his nickname though.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Clarification: Clark tells me that it's a mix of his TCW ring names as that represents him now - a blend of all the good attributes from those incarnations</span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/TanaTheMighty_zpsa1e9095e.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;"><strong>Heavy T</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">A man who claims he is too FAT to fail, Heavy T has embraced the 'fat lifestyle.' T claims that, rather than be ashamed of his weight, he will use it to dominate LOSER</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Favourite food: Pancakes, will chocolate sauce and ice cream, topped with another pancake covered in chocolate sauce</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:12px;">Guys you've seen before, but you can't put your finger on where</span></span></strong></span></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/FrankiePerez_zps62ec1ca0.jpg</span> <strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;">Frankie Perez</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">A talented athlete, straight from the Coastal Zone, Perez is respected in both the US and Japan</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Favourite Song: 'Drive' by Incubus</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/BradfordPeverell_zps6bb4efee.jpg</span> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">Brad Peverell</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Peverell is a sleazy ladies man...arrogant, rude and kinda hot...not boyfriend material, but maybe one day...if someone could tame him...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Kay Fabe's Mom says: Avoid the bad boys dear, go for the chunky boys, they work harder for your affections</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/Acid_zps842a23a6.jpg</span> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Acid</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">When I met up with him, all he did was kick pads..all he would say was that he was the beast and I was the master...I don't know what he means?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Boyfriend potential: 5/10 - is in great shape and has a cool name, but the mask is kinda scary. I'll upgrade to 7/10 if he gets one with rainbows on it.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/StevieGrayson_alt2_zpsf395304e.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Stevie Grayson</span></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">A talented wrestler, Grayson has been a star in America and Canada. This is his chance to shine again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Fashion disaster: A suit and a baseball cap?!?</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/DonnieJ_zpsaa1caec3.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Duke Jackson.</span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">This guy is so cool and mysterious, I can't wait to find out more about him!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Best Duke Jackson rumor: Murdered a porn star, but the cops let him off cos the porn star was a communist spy</span></span></p>

[Big Roguey]

Sweet holy moses, I laughed out loud with Ota, Johnny Hell and Duke Jackson. Duke Jackson: Protector of Capitalism has a nice ring to it.

[Occasional_Z]

<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">#2 Roster Breakdown Part 2</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">You've heard of them; probably when reading TEW.com at work...you know, when you should be working </span></span></span></strong></p><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/NelsonCallum_zps536f240a.jpg</span> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Nelson Callum</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Brad Peverell's 'ex</span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">sex</span></span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">utive consultant'. His job is to make sure Brad has a girl on his arm in every town.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Sleaze rating - 6/10. Mostly harmless, but has definately stalked at least three girls.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/FranticAli_zps4fb35397.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Frantic Ali</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Angry. Angry young man.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Berzerk Button: Just ask him about the Twilight films. Then run.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/RudyVelasquez_alt_zps35ac5e4d.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Rudy Velasquez</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Just watch yourself round this one...he's a little...involved in the underworld</span></span></p><p><span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

Stereotyping: He's a Latino gang member...it was that or a Ricky Martin impersonator</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/RKHayes_zps09b1815a.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">R.K. Hayes</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Grumpy, grumpy man...he's pretty damn tough though.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Pain Threshold: Somewhere between a concrete elephant and a stone leppard ninja</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/SammyTheShark_zps0af910e3.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;">Ace Ford</span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Claims he invented the sun amongest other things...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Prop: What's with the playing cards? I guess it's a cute 'Ace' reference, but wouldn't you just carry the aces with you?</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/BulldozerBrandon_alt4_zpsc9a63b8a.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Bulldozer Brandon Smith</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">A big ol' mean biker. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Drink problem? Appears to have a liver made of steel and God's tears...is banned from Georgia until he pays his outstanding bar tab, which should fix the US economy.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/DarrylDevine_zpsc60bf99f.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;">Darryl Devine</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">The matchmaker of LOSER, hopefully won't let his power go to his head.</span></span></p><p><span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

Life Goals: To own two jukeboxes; he's dislikes Ipods and owns a lot of CDs</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/ArtReed_zps912a0ab1.jpg</span> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Art Reed</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">One of the most technically gifted US wrestlers of the last ten years, Reed is looking to prove himself on the national stage.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Laid back rating - 11/10. Practically horizontal.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/CaseyValentine_zps0dd6fa0c.jpg</span> <strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;">Casey Valentine</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">The advocate of Brad Peverell...does the 'dirty work' as opposed to Callum's more official role.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Scumbag rating: 100,000/10 - just looking at him makes me throw up in my mouth</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/HellsBouncer_alt_zpsa9d8616a.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Bill Bastard</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;">

</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">The clue is in the name...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Jerk equalizer: He's 6'11",350lbs. Might be best just to agree with him.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;">If you've heard of these guys, you're officially a smark</span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/RickSanders_zps19f1ac5c.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Rick Sanders</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Mr Electricity himself.</span></span></p><p><span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color:#FF00FF;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

Sarcasm? No, not at all. Not in the slightest.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/FabulousJoeGold_zps8a48f2b41_zpsed9a7ae9.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;">Fabulous Joe Benning</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Working class man gets no where in life, then realizes that being a prick will take you much further.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Favourite colour? Gold (duh)</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/MaskedPatriot_zpsee9f20e9.jpg</span> <strong><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Masked Patriot</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Loves America...maybe a bit too much</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Patriot: Salutes every time he sees Ab Lincoln</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/ErnestYoungman_zpsca451949.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-size:12px;">Ernest Youngman</span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Never takes his shades off...except in the ring. Suplexes make glasses fall off heads</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Shades of power: We reckon he draws power from his shades. Youngman says he doesn't. Who do you believe?</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/TheArchitect_zpsddb1392c.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">The Architect</span></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">THE ARCHITECT is a man who loves submissions, screamo metal and warrior women...he insists speaking in the first person, even when he's talking to himself...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Deluded? What do you think?</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/BarryKingman_zpse9e31df8.jpg</span> <strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:12px;">Barry Kingman</span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Don't care, Don't care, Don't care, Don't care...still don't care</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t495/Occasional_Z/LOSER/DavisWayneNewton_zps6b250a5e.jpg</span> <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Davis Wayne Newton</span></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">A wannabe pop star...his heroes are The Backstreet Boys, little creepy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF00FF;">

Could he be a pop star? Yes - he looks good and has a great sob story. Can't sing to save his life, but that doesn't matter these days</span></span></p>

[Big Roguey]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Working class man gets no where in life, then realizes that being a prick will take you much further.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That sold me on this. I'm a LOSER.</p>

[Voeltzwagon]

<p>I saw Ab Lincoln and it turned into Abs Lincoln in my mind. Someone needs that gimmick.</p><p> </p><p>

Also....I care Barry....I care.</p>

[Slayen]

<p>Let us just say that my grin got bigger the further I got down the roster.</p><p> </p><p>

Good? Bad? I'm not telling.<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[smwilliams]

I happen to like the suit with a baseball cap style, okay, Kay. If that is your real name...

[Rickymex]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I saw Ab Lincoln and it turned into Abs Lincoln in my mind. Someone needs that gimmick.<p> </p><p> Also....I care Barry....I care.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Same here. Giving a very athletic wrestler a Abe Lincoln hat and beard combo sounds fun.</p>

[Zergon]

I really like this roster. Like you said, it´s bit of a question if there is enough talent/star power/popularity to keep national company alive, but there are lots of guys who I personally believe deserves a change on the top. Now it just remains to be seen who will get to the top and who will fail. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[3rdStringPG]

<p>Those have got to be the best and funniest worker profiles I've seen in a while!</p><p> </p><p>

Am looking forward to see THE ARCHITECT rise to the top of the LOSER card! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Occasional_Z]

<p>Thanks for the feedback guys, still amazed anyone reads my ramblings</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>That sold me on this. I'm a LOSER.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That's my 'Heyman Guy' moment :-) Joe was Rickymex's choice (he won the EPW picks contest - hire a wrestler, pick their gimmick)I'm planning on having some fun with it.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I saw Ab Lincoln and it turned into Abs Lincoln in my mind. Someone needs that gimmick.<p> </p><p> Also....I care Barry....I care.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Stupid 12am typo! You're right though, someone needs that gimmick.</p><p> </p><p> As for Kingman, moral of the story is; turn down a developmental trainer gig, you're getting bullied :-)</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Slayen" data-cite="Slayen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Let us just say that my grin got bigger the further I got down the roster.<p> </p><p> Good? Bad? I'm not telling.<img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> It was bad, wasn't it? </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="smwilliams" data-cite="smwilliams" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I happen to like the suit with a baseball cap style, okay, Kay. If that is your real name...</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> If he's wearing trainers as well, it should be at least 3 years imprisonment. Kay Fabe is her real name, like anyone uses fake names in wrestling....</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Same here. Giving a very athletic wrestler a Abe Lincoln hat and beard combo sounds fun.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I was thinking a whole stable of wrestling presidents. Abs Lincoln, George Push, Ronald Run-In...I've ruined it, haven't I?</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zergon" data-cite="Zergon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I really like this roster. Like you said, it´s bit of a question if there is enough talent/star power/popularity to keep national company alive, but there are lots of guys who I personally believe deserves a change on the top. Now it just remains to be seen who will get to the top and who will fail. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Definately - it'll be a challenge but these guys deserve a chance at it.</p><p> </p><p> I create stars by accident usually so it'll be interesting to see who makes it. (SPOILER - It won't be Kingman)</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Those have got to be the best and funniest worker profiles I've seen in a while!<p> </p><p> Am looking forward to see THE ARCHITECT rise to the top of the LOSER card! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks! I couldn't leave The Architect behind. Originally wanted to send him to developmental, but THE ARCHITECT claims he is fully formed...I hope so for his sake, cos his suggested push is between enhancement talent and ring crew...</p>

[3rdStringPG]

<p>And I see you've referenced Acid's antics on the Flight to Disaster! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> You've almost made me want to call him back up from developmental, though right now my roster is way too crowded. Perhaps after the brand split.</p><p> </p><p>

Wrestling presidents, huh? How about Barack O'Bombed and George W. Booze? Makes for a good Art Reed and Dozer Smith tag team, though Reed's intoxicant of choice doesn't appear to be alcohol... <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

EDIT - Re: Barry Kingman not wanting to be developmental trainer, I feel your pain. Nicolas Lopez turned me down quite emphatically and now I have him doing jobs after a brief run as Shooting Star contender.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>And I see you've referenced Acid's antics on the Flight to Disaster! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> You've almost made me want to call him back up from developmental, though right now my roster is way too crowded. Perhaps after the brand split.<p> </p><p> Wrestling presidents, huh? How about Barack O'Bombed and George W. Booze? Makes for a good Art Reed and Dozer Smith tag team, though Reed's intoxicant of choice doesn't appear to be alcohol... <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> EDIT - Re: Barry Kingman not wanting to be developmental trainer, I feel your pain. Nicolas Lopez turned me down quite emphatically and now I have him doing jobs after a brief run as Shooting Star contender.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That plane ride is what I associate with Acid now, so I had to reference it. You need to get him back from developmental, get him a tag partner called The Master...absolute money.</p><p> </p><p> I like the Presidents idea, though I'd rather give it to some unknowns, use it to get them over...plus I'd want them to be like a 10 member plus faction. I just like the idea of a gang of President impersonators causing havoc ala the NWO...</p><p> </p><p> Kingman and Sanders turned it down, saying they didn't have the skills, which I thought was BS...I'm gonna bully them into doing it.</p>

[Rickymex]

My favorite so far has been Kay Fave and if I have time this weekend I'm starting on those presidential alts!<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>My favorite so far has been Kay Fave and if I have time this weekend I'm starting on those presidential alts!<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> I like writing Kay, just wanted to flesh out the characters more.</p><p> </p><p> And if you do make some president alts, can I use them for LOSER? Be awesome having presidents vs wrestlers!</p>

[Slayen]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Occasional_Z" data-cite="Occasional_Z" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> It was bad, wasn't it? </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> ::chuckles malevolently::</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I was thinking a whole stable of wrestling presidents. Abs Lincoln, George Push, Ronald Run-In...I've ruined it, haven't I?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it!</p>