LOSER:The Devine Comedy (Cverse 2015)

[3rdStringPG]

Can Johnny Hell's sideburns tell me who's going to win this year's World Series?

 

Great show, Occasional_Z. I've always liked diaries with comedy in them, and this one's got a lot of it. Except for Fumihiro Ota, though. Ninjas are dead serious.

[Occasional_Z]

I totally didn't notice Bill Bastard KILLING someone. I thought this was family friendly!

 

Nope. Families can enjoy explosions and death though, right?

 

Kingman needs to step up his game. He should know he's on LIVE TELEVISION!

 

It's probably the first time he's been on live PPV...but, sadly, it won't be the last

 

 

Hmmm, the Gods approve of this product and/or service.

 

That's good, they're a pretty tough audience to please

[Occasional_Z]

This made me lol.

 

 

You made me hooked on it.

 

Memo to self: Kil more LOSER employees

[Occasional_Z]

Can Johnny Hell's sideburns tell me who's going to win this year's World Series?

 

Great show, Occasional_Z. I've always liked diaries with comedy in them, and this one's got a lot of it. Except for Fumihiro Ota, though. Ninjas are dead serious.

 

No...they don't really follow baseball. Now, hockey on the other hand...

 

Cheers, 3rdString, appreciate it. Thanks for the DOTM nomination too, always good to be nominated!

[Slayen]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Occasional_Z" data-cite="Occasional_Z" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Memo to self: Kil more LOSER employees</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Best be careful if you go down that route or you might find yourself short staffed. I mean, it's not like Pee-Wee has a cloning machine tucked away somewhere.... right?</p>

[Big Roguey]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Slayen" data-cite="Slayen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Best be careful if you go down that route or you might find yourself short staffed. I mean, it's not like Pee-Wee has a cloning machine tucked away somewhere.... right?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> He's a billionaire who is crazy enough to own a wrestling company whilst being the heir to a chemical company, odds are he's got a cloning machine somewhere. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"></p>

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>He's a billionaire who is crazy enough to own a wrestling company whilst being the heir to a chemical company, odds are he's got a cloning machine somewhere. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Probably has a cloning machine that clones cloning machines...he's got the money and the means.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<p>Predictions</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>3rdStringPG</strong> - 3/7 I enjoyed Manic Hispanic though..you have good taste in music</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Zergon</strong> - 2/7 All the main event guys are kinda old, only one has evil sideburns though</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Psycho Sam</strong> - 4/7 Dunno if you thought I was being cruel to Heavy T...I was</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>TheAwesomeBatman101</strong> - 3/7 Architect doesn't always win...</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Slayen</strong> - 4/7</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Rickymex</strong> - 4/7</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>shaun waters</strong> - 5/7 Pity transitional reign? Team Excitement aren't even worth that...</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>smwilliams</strong> - 5/7</p><p> </p><p>

So that's the predictions...probably should of mentioned that one of the matches would be a draw...</p><p> </p><p>

shaun waters and smwilliams win this round - you can both nominate someone for Kay Fabe and El Reportero Enmascarado to interview if you want</p>

[smwilliams]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Occasional_Z" data-cite="Occasional_Z" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Predictions<p> </p><p> <strong>3rdStringPG</strong> - 3/7 I enjoyed Manic Hispanic though..you have good taste in music</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Zergon</strong> - 2/7 All the main event guys are kinda old, only one has evil sideburns though</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Psycho Sam</strong> - 4/7 Dunno if you thought I was being cruel to Heavy T...I was</p><p> </p><p> <strong>TheAwesomeBatman101</strong> - 3/7 Architect doesn't always win...</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Slayen</strong> - 4/7</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rickymex</strong> - 4/7</p><p> </p><p> <strong>shaun waters</strong> - 5/7 Pity transitional reign? Team Excitement aren't even worth that...</p><p> </p><p> <strong>smwilliams</strong> - 5/7</p><p> </p><p> So that's the predictions...probably should of mentioned that one of the matches would be a draw...</p><p> </p><p> shaun waters and smwilliams win this round - you can both nominate someone for Kay Fabe and El Reportero Enmascarado to interview if you want</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I want Kay Fabe to interview Stevie Grayson and ask him exactly why does he wear the baseball hat with the suit. Other job has business casual dress code and Stevie didn't exactly grasp the concept? Inquiring minds want to know!</p>

[shawn_waters]

<p>Kay Fabe to interview the Biggins Boyz (they are a package deal!!)</p><p> </p><p>

Or maybe just Brett...sorry Bart...</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="smwilliams" data-cite="smwilliams" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I want Kay Fabe to interview Stevie Grayson and ask him exactly why does he wear the baseball hat with the suit. Other job has business casual dress code and Stevie didn't exactly grasp the concept? Inquiring minds want to know!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="shawn_waters" data-cite="shawn_waters" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Kay Fabe to interview the Biggins Boyz (they are a package deal!!)<p> </p><p> Or maybe just Brett...sorry Bart...</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> No problem, I'll ask her to interview them over the next few days...</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<p><span style="font-family:'Courier New';">Monday Week 4 December 2014</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Courier New';">

LOSER HQ, L.A.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>It had been a bad weekend...the show hadn't gone as planned...well, it had, but it wasn't the aftermath I had wanted...LOSER had fallen to cult status in TEW.com's eyes, due to a 'underwhelming show that lacked starpower.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Pee-Wee had arranged a crisis meeting, try to see what we needed to do...I had a feeling that might involved me being 86ed...</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Darryl, good to see you."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;">"Guess who's in trouble?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Ah, f**k Travis was here.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;">"Not a gooood weekend for you Darryl...guess I'll be busy this Christmas sorting out your mess-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"-shut the hell up you little bastard."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>I surprised myself with my anger. I saw Pee-Wee do a double take; no one ever told Travis Slicke to shut up.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;">"It's OK Darryl...sooometimes we...lash out when we're angry. Like that time I keyed an ambulance because it overtook me-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"--was it an emergency?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;">"Yes, I had to buy a new motherboard for my PC-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"-no, p**ck, was it an emergency for the ambulance? Did it overtake you beacuse someone needed help?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;">"Erm...maybe? I forget. Point is-"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Point is, we had a bad weekend Darryl."</span></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Pee-Wee sounded serious, like he wanted us to get back on track.</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"We fell to cult before we even really started."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"I know...and I'm sorry. I thought the matches I booked let us down...I thought Acid and Frankie would be a classic, wasn't even match of the night."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Both Pee-Wee and Travis nodded</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"I know you had set me some goals and I've failed them...if you want to let me go then I'll understand. I've really enjoyed the past month and I really think this company can be a big hit...I want to be part of that"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Pee-Wee nodded, then broke into a shy smile</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"I know Darryl...I'm not firing you."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;">"What!?! He failed a goal! He shoulda been fired the second TEW.com published that article!!!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"I considered it...but then I spoke to Tito."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Thank you God</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"He made me realise that I'd set you an impossible task...there was no way you could survive at National with my restrictions. He also pointed out this was a long term project that could take decades."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#0000FF;">"I like Tito...he's sooo sensible"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>I felt sick for agreeing with Travis...hateable little p**ck</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"I'm sorry Darryl...I made a bad decision to not let you hire major talent. Now we will struggle to get them under written contract, we're screwed."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>I decided to go for it.</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"No, we're not. Ok, so we had a setback. Our plan remains the same - build our own stars. There were no big names available when we're hiring anyway."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Pee-Wee lightened up</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"So, we stick to our goal. Sure, if we can get big stars, great. Let's focus on LOSER's brand though - our stars, our style, our training. Then when we get back to National we will be ready to compete...on our terms."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Pee-Wee clapped, Travis looked like some one stole his balls</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"That's exactly it Darryl! It goes for me too - why am I applying goals to my booker? It's the same crap Richard did with Peter Michaels...forget my goals talk Darryl...our goal is to simply succeed. No terms and conditions, let's just keep moving forward."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>We instinctively shook hands, I felt energised...on the Arnie/Carl Weathers handshake scale, it was a 7/10...</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#008000;">"Awesome, well I've got a great idea to turn this to our advantage. I'll book the show and e-mail it to you."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Look forward to it."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>As I turned to leave, I heard Travis mutter something. As I turned to ask him what he muttered (fine, punch him) I heard Pee-Wee cut him down.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"He's second in line to me Travis and you need to respect him. Now, Tito got your shirt signed by Chris Caulfield...do you want him to bring it up?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"><strong>Is there anything Tito couldn't do...no, seriously, I might ask him to book the show...</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"> </span></p><p> </p><p>

OOC - So yeah...we've fallen to cult a show in. I had my fingers crossed hoping I hadn't been fired, luckily I didn't, despite it being an important goal for me. </p><p> </p><p>

I decided then to turn the owner goals off - I've got no experience of playing the game at national/cult and don't want to have to end this dynasty because I got fired...</p>

[Big Roguey]

Tito clearly needs to be on screen.

[Rickymex]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Tito clearly needs to be on screen.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Agree. With perfect stats.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

I have absolutely no idea what he would look like...in my head he's a kindly old man with a grey beard...

[Slayen]

<p>I think the only problem with having Tito appear is that frankly, I'm not sure any mortal can possibly write a character this nice and persuasive.</p><p> </p><p>

That and (imho) the joke works better so long as he is never seen, for the reality will never quite live up to the legend.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Slayen" data-cite="Slayen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I think the only problem with having Tito appear is that frankly, I'm not sure any mortal can possibly write a character this nice and persuasive.<p> </p><p> That and (imho) the joke works better so long as he is never seen, for the reality will never quite live up to the legend.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I agree...plus I can't do renders <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Psycho Sam]

You could blow up the universe and he'd still be nice to you. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You could blow up the universe and he'd still be nice to you. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> He'd probably talk me out of blowing up the universe over a cup of tea and some biscuits.</p>

[Rickymex]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Occasional_Z" data-cite="Occasional_Z" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I have absolutely no idea what he would look like...in my head he's a kindly old man with a grey beard...</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I just think of him as a prim and proper butler who can do everything with a smile and no other emotion.</p>

[3rdStringPG]

I imagine Tito as Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God in Bruce Almighty. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[Slayen]

<p>Tito is all those things and more. Everyone perceives him differently, sort of like Galactus or a vorlon only with less planet eating and meddling in the affairs of the younger races.</p><p> </p><p>

Well, at least as far as we know.</p>

[Occasional_Z]

<p>OOC - Ok, so it's late and I still want to post LOSER stuff, but nothing that will require me to think...now I'm up to Monday Week 1 January 2015, let's set the scene fo rour rivals</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SWF</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<em>In this world (The Devineverse?) SWF are really struggling. Despite their popularity, they've fell from International to Cult in two years. As a result, Peter Michaels has been fired from the booker position, replaced by Aristocrat. Be interesting to see if he can get them back to International... </em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Owner:</strong> Richard Eisen</p><p>

<strong>Booker:</strong> Aristocrat</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF World Heavyweight:</strong> Marat Khoklov</p><p>

<strong>SWF North American:</strong>Frederique Antonio Garcia</p><p>

<strong>SWF World Tag Team: </strong> Sweet Sensations (Valiant/Squeeky McClean)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Storylines</strong> - <em>Money and Freshley vs Khoklov and Vengeance, Christian Faith vs Angry Gilmore and Jack Bruce vs Squeeky McClean</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>TV:</strong> Supreme TV (Tuesdays)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Popularity</strong> B (USA, Mexico), B- (Canada)</p><p>

<strong>Relationships:</strong> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">War</span> - TCW,USPW. <em>Hostile</em> - NOTBPW, IPW. RIPW (Child Company)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Roster notes</strong> - It's like modern day WWE - lots of aging main eventers, a few guys on the cusp, then the midcard. Lots of monster heels at the bottom of the card too (Everest, Marshall Dillon, Scythe, Ranger) who need building up to be effective.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>TCW</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

<em>Steadily plodding along in second place is TCW, National but unable to get any further.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Owner:</strong> Tommy Cornell</p><p>

<strong>Booker:</strong> Joel Bryant</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>TCW World Heavyweight:</strong> Tommy Cornell (7)</p><p>

<strong>TCW International:</strong> Danny Fonzarelli (2)</p><p>

<strong>TCW World Tag Team:</strong> Team Slaughter (Joshua Jones/Jay Chord)</p><p>

<strong>TCW All Action:</strong> Flying Jimmy Fox (3)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Storylines</strong> - <em>Jay Chord vs Rocky Golden, Bryan Vessey vs Joey Minnesota, RDJ vs Josua Taylor, John Anderson vs Koshiro Ino</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>TV:</strong> Total Wrestling (Tuesdays) Saturday Night Showcase(Thursdays <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Popularity:</strong> B (USA), B- (Canada) C (Northern Mexico)</p><p>

<strong>Relationships: </strong> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">War</span> - SWF</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Roster Notes</strong>: More promising than SWF as they have some good young main eventers (Chord, Rocky Golden, Joey Minnesota) and great experience (Vessey, a face Tommy Cornell). A few big losses have hurt though (Eddie Peak, Sammy Bach)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>USPW</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<em>The 3rd biggest company have been Cult since Feb 2013, looking at their roster it's easy to see why...</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Owner:</strong> Dean Daniels</p><p>

<strong>Booker:</strong> Belle Bryden</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>USPW World:</strong> T-Rex (2)</p><p>

<strong>USPW National:</strong> Mick Muscles (2)</p><p>

<strong>USPW Women's:</strong> Alicia Strong (4)</p><p>

<strong>USPW World Tag Team:</strong> Tribal Warrior/Jumbo Jackson</p><p>

<strong>USPW Television:</strong> Petr Novak</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Storylines: </strong> <em>Tyson Baine vs Nicky Champion</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>TV:</strong>American Wrestling (Wednesdays)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Popularity:</strong> C+ (USA), C- (Mexico, Canada)</p><p>

<strong>Relationships:</strong> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">War</span> - SWF</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Roster Notes</strong> <em>Where to begin? 51 year old Peter Valentine in Main Events...Upper Midcarder T-Rex is World Champion...Some good if aging talent and a decent women's divison can't hide a thin roster...</em></p>

[Occasional_Z]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I just think of him as a prim and proper butler who can do everything with a smile and no other emotion.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> He's actually a bodyguard to start, but he seems to do everything now...call it lazy writing <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I imagine Tito as Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God in Bruce Almighty. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> DING DING We have a winner!<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Slayen" data-cite="Slayen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36811" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Tito is all those things and more. Everyone perceives him differently, sort of like Galactus or a vorlon only with less planet eating and meddling in the affairs of the younger races.<p> </p><p> Well, at least as far as we know.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Tito wouldn't eat planets or meddle, he'd be helping new nations set up trustworthy economic systems will sound advice and great care.</p>

[3rdStringPG]

<p>I know this isn't LOSER-related, but...</p><p> </p><p>

Valiant and Squeeky McClean as the Sweet Sensations? <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Have Val and Squeeky somehow fallen under the spell of Frederique Garcia? I just have a difficult time imagining Valiant as a flamboyant heel.</p><p> </p><p>

And what happened to Wolf Hawkins?</p>