The Humorous Events/Matches Thread

MightyDavidson · December 9, 2013

Okay, since when did Mafia Kicks stop being knockdown moves? Seriously, in two separate matches my character hit mafia kicks on their opponents, they SHOULD be down on the mat ready for me to pin them but instead they're standing around as if nothing terribly important had happened. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

This is not bad luck, or the RNG being pissy, this is something that's just plain not right.

Blake Trask · December 9, 2013

They leave the opponent reeling.

That means they have a chance of knocking down... I believe it's mostly dependent on relative sizes and strengths.

MightyDavidson · December 9, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Blake Trask" data-cite="Blake Trask" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37120" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>They leave the opponent reeling. That means they have a chance of knocking down... I believe it's mostly dependent on relative sizes and strengths.</div></blockquote> Well since my character is a middleweight and most of the women's wrestlers are small, that ought to mean they go down.

Blake Trask · December 9, 2013

Right, but it's still a chance regardless - that's why the 'hard to topple' attribute exists, you know? Sometimes they stumble, sometimes they actually do go down. It's working as designed, though sometimes it is a bit gah inducing when you wanted to knock someone down for a pinning attempt and they stay up.

Honestly though I wish people would stay up more often so I can kick them some more >_>

MightyDavidson · December 9, 2013

I'm starting to understand why some people think there's something hinkey with the RNG in the game though. It seems to benefit my opponents WAY more then it benefits me.

Case in point, just as I start getting some momentum in my storyline my next opponent gets every single lucky roll.

D-Lyrium · December 9, 2013

Confirmation bias. When things happen in your favour you don't notice anywhere near as much because you see it as "how it's supposed to be" (not just you, everyone in general). Even worse in WS3 as you don't tend to use the Calculation button much when things are going well for you. It's only when they go bad that you start freaking out. Thus you notice the 'bad' rolls way more than the 'good' ones, because it's mostly the 'bad' ones you normally investigate.

Phantom Stranger · January 13, 2014

So Wolf Hawkins gets his shot at the title again - my second shot in this save - and who's the first other contender he faces? The first other TOP TCW contender?

Super Lucha Scott.

Big Roguey · January 13, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Phantom Stranger" data-cite="Phantom Stranger" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37120" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>So Wolf Hawkins gets his shot at the title again - my second shot in this save - and who's the first other contender he faces? The first other TOP TCW contender? Super Lucha Scott.</div></blockquote> http://fanboygaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpeg

Eidenhoek · January 14, 2014

It's Giant ol' me and Remmy Honeyman AKA HoneycombZ vs. Advent David (easy guy; kinda burly but terrible on the ground, low health) and El Mitico Jr. (aka pretty much a better Remmy with ridiculous ground stats).

So I'm all, dude, if Mitico gets in we are ****ed. My strength is going to what, throw him off the turnbuckle until he's dead, maybe?

Fortunately it's Remmy vs. Advent David to start.

Remmy won while suffering 2% health damage and hit the Scorpion Deathlock at the first opportunity. So...yeah. We technically squashed El Mitico Jr. Sorta.

~~~

Finally jumped to Local Talent; if Lance Lott (he and I are "Air Knight Sefaru") isn't hired, then **** da polees. Or other companies >_>

I see we can do a Tables Tour next month. Okay. S&M Connection, the last guys we faced to get to Local talent. Two big lugs.

...

My UC HIT FIVE ARABIAN FACEBUSTERS IN A ROW. NONSTOP. Tired me the hell out, sure, but I killed that guy.

Who isn't bloodied.

???

~~~

Stunning Face Crusher COW: 900

+8% for low momentum

+3% as the count was already advanced

Final chance of success: 1001 (p.s. I got a 279)

Eidenhoek · January 16, 2014

First Blood match month. First two weren't so bad; busted with like a medium move once /shrug

This one?

LIAM LUTZ WOULDN'T BLEED. No health. Hit the guard rail suplex thing twice, chair shot to head twice, knee drops, trash cans.

Y'know what did it?

Forehead bite.

...

Now had I actually landed a Brass Knuckles Punch and not had him bleed (I think I did, possibly)...

Eidenhoek · January 17, 2014

Trance got me down to 72% after I had him at, maybe, 96% in a tag match.

PROCEED TO SPAM BODY SCISSORS FOR THE REST OF THE FIGHT. Sans one B2B Suplex.

Fisherman's Suplex. GG.

And then I hit back instead of save .______________________.

Edit: Looks like Round 2 will go just as well

Eidenhoek · January 17, 2014

Oh god I'm hyperventilating.

The Minor Annoyance just reversed an Irish Whip by Bad News Bruno. Who has 800 strength.

Three Star match to follow. Probably the greatest of all time.

Grap The Grippler & The Minor Annoyance vs. Ripper LeStat & Bad News Bruno

(00:00) *** The match began with T.M.A. and LeStat in the ring
(00:07) T.M.A. hit a Running Clothesline
(00:11) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(00:15) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(00:19) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(00:23) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(00:27) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(00:35) LeStat avoided a Stomp.
(00:39) T.M.A. blocked a Punch Flurry
(00:44) T.M.A. blocked a Knee Lift
(00:51) T.M.A. hit a Running Clothesline
(00:51) LeStat shrugged off the blow
(00:55) LeStat hit a Knife Edge Chop
(01:05) LeStat picked up T.M.A. from behind
(01:09) LeStat hit a Forearm To Back Of Head
(01:16) LeStat hit a Running Face Smash
(01:25) The Minor Annoyance moved out of the way from a Legdrop.
(01:31) LeStat very easily avoided a Stomp.
(01:38) LeStat hit a Running Clothesline
(01:46) LeStat picked up T.M.A.
(01:49) LeStat hit a Kick To Gut
(01:54) T.M.A. slipped out of the back of a Bodyslam
(02:01) T.M.A. hit a Running Face Smash
(02:10) LeStat easily avoided a Stomp.
(02:17) LeStat hit a Running Clothesline
(02:27) LeStat picked up T.M.A. from behind
(02:31) LeStat hit a Forearm To Back
(02:35) T.M.A. slipped out of the back of a Running Face Smash
(02:42) T.M.A. hit a Running Face Smash
(02:51) LeStat very easily avoided a Stomp.
(02:55) LeStat hit a Headbutt
(03:05) LeStat picked up T.M.A. from behind
(03:09) LeStat hit a Forearm To Back Of Head
(03:25) LeStat hit a Full Nelson Butt Bomb
(03:32) The Minor Annoyance moved out of the way from a Splash.
(03:39) T.M.A. tags out to Grippler
(03:43) LeStat blocked a Body Scissors
(03:47) LeStat broke a Body Scissors
(03:54) LeStat hit a Running Clothesline
(03:58) Grippler fought back as LeStat tried to tag out
(04:02) LeStat broke a Belly To Belly Suplex
(04:11) LeStat hit a Punch Flurry
(04:20) LeStat tags out to Bruno
(04:24) Bruno hit a Knee Lift
(04:33) Bruno picked up Grippler
(04:36) Bruno hit a Kick To Gut
(04:42) Bruno hit a Clubbing Blow
(04:50) Bruno picked up Grippler
(04:53) Bruno hit a Kick To Gut
(05:00) Bruno hit a Toss To Corner
(05:04) Grippler slipped out the front of a Corner Boot Choke
(05:08) Bruno broke an Arm Wringer Takedown
(05:11) Bruno hit a Kick To Gut
(05:15) Bruno hit a Slap To Chest
(05:19) Grippler slipped out of the back of a Power Bodyslam
(05:23) Bruno slipped out of the back of a Top Wrist Lock To Hammerlock Roll
(05:28) Grippler slipped out of the back of a Side Bear Hug
(05:33) Bruno blocked an Arm Wringer Takedown
(05:37) Grippler hit a Kick To Arm
(05:51) Grippler applied a Candado Invertido
(05:55) Bruno broke a Side Headlock Takedown
(06:07) Bruno hit a Biel Throw
(06:17) Grippler very easily avoided a Double Axe Handle Smash Flurry.
(06:20) Grippler hit a DeColt Thrust
(06:34) Grippler applied a Top Wrist Lock Takedown
(06:48) Grippler applied a Body Scissors
(07:02) Grippler applied a Body Scissors
(07:16) Grippler applied a Body Scissors
(07:21) Bruno blocked a Body Scissors
(07:29) Bruno got a rope break to stop a Body Scissors
(07:33) Grippler hit a Slap To Chest
(07:40) Grippler hit a Snap Mare Takedown
(07:49) Bruno got a rope break to stop a Body Scissors
(07:53) Grippler hit a Knee Lift
(08:07) Grippler applied a Candado Invertido
(08:13) Bruno avoided a Kick To Arm.
(08:20) Bruno hit a Running Clothesline
(08:24) Bruno hit an Elbow Drop
(08:30) Grippler very easily avoided a Stomp Flurry.
(08:46) Grippler hit an Arm Wringer Takedown
(08:50) Bruno broke a Body Scissors
(09:06) Bruno hit an Overhead Fallaway Slam
(09:12) Bruno picked up Grippler
(09:24) Bruno hit a Biel Throw To Corner
(09:34) Bruno hit a Headbutt To Groin
(09:34) The referee gave Bruno a stern warning
(09:44) Bruno picked up Grippler
(09:51) Grippler avoided a Three Point Stance.
(10:01) Grippler tags out to T.M.A.
(10:08) T.M.A. hit a Running Clothesline
(10:12) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:16) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:20) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:24) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:28) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:32) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:36) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:40) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:44) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:48) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:52) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(10:56) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(11:00) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(11:04) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(11:12) Bruno avoided a Stomp.
(11:16) Bruno hit a Knee Lift
(11:23) Bruno picked up T.M.A.
(11:26) Bruno hit a Punch
(11:33) Bruno hit a Running Shoulder Block
(11:41) Bruno hit a Splash
(11:50) The Minor Annoyance very easily moved out of the way from an Elbow Drop.
(11:54) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(11:58) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(12:02) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(12:11) Bruno avoided a Stomp.
(12:18) Bruno tags out to LeStat
(12:22) LeStat hit a Knife Edge Chop
(12:29) LeStat hit a Legdrop To Groin
(12:37) LeStat hit a Stomp To Groin
(12:46) LeStat picked up T.M.A.
(12:55) T.M.A. avoided a Strong Charging Forearm.
(13:02) T.M.A. hit a Running Clothesline
(13:06) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(13:10) T.M.A. hit a Stomp
(13:20) LeStat very easily avoided a Stomp.
(13:26) LeStat hit a Strong Knife Edge Chop
(13:30) T.M.A. blocked a Headbutt To Groin
(13:39) LeStat picked up T.M.A.
(13:46) LeStat hit a Strong Charging Forearm
(13:56) LeStat tags out to Bruno
(14:11) Bruno failed to get a count out
(14:20) T.M.A. avoided a Strong Open Handed Chop.
(14:24) Bruno fought back as T.M.A. tried to tag out
(14:37) Bruno hit a Three Point Stance
(14:41) Bruno got a two count
(14:45) T.M.A. slipped out the front of a Running Powerslam
(14:50) Bruno fought back as T.M.A. tried to tag out
(15:02) Bruno hit a Power Bodyslam
(15:10) Bruno picked up T.M.A.
(15:14) T.M.A. slipped out the front of a Finishing Powerbomb
(15:18) Bruno fought back as T.M.A. tried to tag out
(15:23) T.M.A. reversed an irish whip
(15:30) T.M.A. hit a Running Clothesline
(15:36) T.M.A. tags out to Grippler
(15:53) Grippler applied a Kneeling Cravate
(16:11) Bruno blocked a Thrust Kick
(16:20) Bruno avoided a Strong Open Handed Chop.
(16:30) Bruno tags out to LeStat
(16:40) LeStat hit a Discus Clothesline
(16:50) LeStat picked up Grippler
(16:57) LeStat hit a DDT
(17:03) LeStat used a Call For Finisher Taunt
(17:11) LeStat picked up Grippler
(17:20) Grippler avoided a Spear.
(17:24) LeStat slipped out the front of a Belly To Belly Suplex
(17:30) Grippler avoided a Spear.
(17:40) Grippler hit a Belly To Belly Suplex
(17:44) LeStat broke a Rope-Assisted Double Footed Choke
(17:49) LeStat irish whipped Grippler into the ropes
(17:54) Grippler slipped out of the back of a Sidewalk Slam
(18:02) LeStat avoided a Blindside High Knee.
(18:07) Grippler slipped out of the back of a Vlad's Impaler
(18:13) Grippler hit a Blindside High Knee
(18:24) Grippler waited while LeStat got up onto the apron
(18:28) Grippler hit a Ring Apron Headbutt
(18:32) Grippler hit a Ring Apron Headbutt
(18:39) LeStat avoided a Ring Apron Headbutt.
(18:48) LeStat got back into the ring
(18:58) Grippler avoided a Spear.
(19:02) LeStat broke a Single Arm DDT
(19:12) Grippler avoided a Discus Punch.
(19:24) Grippler hit an Arm Wringer Triple Kick
(19:33) Ripper LeStat moved out of the way from a Big Legdrop.
(19:38) Grippler blocked a Legdrop To Groin
(19:48) LeStat picked up Grippler
(20:00) LeStat hit a Powerbomb
(20:06) LeStat picked up Grippler
(20:16) Grippler avoided a Lariat Clothesline.
(20:22) Grippler hit a Dropkick To Knee
(20:32) Grippler hit a Falling Face Plant
(20:36) LeStat fought back against being picked up
(20:42) Grippler avoided a Discus Clothesline.
(20:47) LeStat broke an Implant DDT
(20:51) Grippler blocked a Front Slam
(20:58) LeStat hit a DDT
(21:05) LeStat tags out to Bruno
(21:13) Bruno picked up Grippler
(21:17) Grippler slipped out of the back of a Running Powerbomb
(21:27) Grippler hit a Reverse DDT Neckbreaker
(21:46) Grippler applied a Rope-Assisted Double Footed Choke
(21:46) The referee gave Grippler a stern warning
(22:05) Grippler applied a Rope-Assisted Double Footed Choke
(22:05) The referee gave Grippler a stern warning
(22:09) Bruno broke a Rope-Assisted Double Footed Choke
(22:13) Bruno hit a Slap To Chest
(22:25) Bruno hit a Biel Throw
(22:31) Bruno picked up Grippler
(22:36) Grippler slipped out of the back of a Gorilla Press Slam
(22:43) Bruno got a rope break to stop a Comedy Butt Bite
(22:48) Bruno broke a Candado Invertido
(23:04) Bruno hit a Gorilla Press Slam
(23:12) Bruno picked up Grippler
(23:16) Grippler slipped out of the back of an Inverted Piledriver
(23:26) Grippler hit a Lung Blower
(23:40) Grippler applied a Body Scissors
(23:54) Grippler applied a Choke Hold
(23:54) The referee angrily told off Grippler
(24:00) Grippler picked up Bruno
(24:14) Grippler applied an Arm Wringer
(24:24) Grippler hit a Stunning Face Crusher
(24:28) Grippler got a two count
(24:33) Bruno broke a Twisting Face Crusher
(24:37) Grippler slipped out of the back of a Power Bodyslam
(24:47) Bruno got a rope break to stop an Inverted Sleeper
(25:01) Grippler applied an Arm Wringer
(25:17) Grippler hit a Sit-Out Double Underhook Facebuster
(25:21) *** Grippler got a three count on Bruno

Eidenhoek · January 18, 2014

Previous to this I had a dude's manager interfere when I had like an 800 CoW. Fighting sans-ref in a really, really hard environment sucks.

And previous to that I gave up on even thinking about keeping my Heart of a Warrior perk.

But then there was this:

<a href="http://s1275.photobucket.com/user/Eidenhoek/media/life_zpsa59c41ed.png.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y443/Eidenhoek/life_zpsa59c41ed.png</a>

...

Edit: I finally got past TJ Bailey. An appropriate final boss for my introduction to the company. WHERE I WILL ONLY DO TAG TEAMS FOREVER.

Eidenhoek · January 26, 2014

I just had the, "oh no your opponent had his foot on the ropes!!!1" event.

In a hardcore match.

Outside the ring.

K-Nection · January 27, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37120" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I just had the, "oh no your opponent had his foot on the ropes!!!1" event. In a hardcore match. Outside the ring.</div></blockquote> Who was you wrestling Stacy Keibler?

Eidenhoek · January 30, 2014

I'd have a hardcore match with Sta

So yeah, I'm in British Isles, tired of not being an Indy Star. /I don't want to do the Rising to the Challenge storyline even with the 150 xp. /I don't want to move Kevin Welsh up with me. Well, I do, but...yolo*runz*

First opponent?

Walter Morgan. I'm a grappler.

WALTER. MORGAN.

What's this under secondary objectives?

Win before going into Danger.

...

Spoilers: I won at 28% with a Fisherman's Suplex. FIRST TRY.

Dawn · February 1, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37120" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I just had the, "oh no your opponent had his foot on the ropes!!!1" event. In a hardcore match. Outside the ring.</div></blockquote> Shit dude <img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png">

Eidenhoek · February 1, 2014

Hunter/Hunted Storyline.

I GOT A MYSTERY STALKER WHO'S INTERFERING IN MY MATCHES!!!!1

Oh, I can click Roster?

*clicks*

...

It's Kelly Martin, guys <________________<

Edit: Nope, Exit/Enter and OMG IT'S LITTLE J JOE SIMPSON.

Eidenhoek · February 2, 2014

^btw, you can't win by countout; causes the game to have an error and ragequit. Not reporting it because I didn't try to re-create it. But yeah; if interference must happen, let it happen.

JUST DON'T DO YOUR FINISHER ON ME WHEN I'M ONLY AT LOW AND MAKE ME LOSE YOU LITTLE

~~~

Oh, there's a 21CW: War Machine storyline? Sure, I'll face him! More exp!

...

Oh god it's a three-man gauntlet, no rest.

Dewd, reset 'til I win, right?

Oh, right, I win when I'm in Danger usually. And Kelly Martin's a tough-type opponent with no real weakness.

...

YEAH JOE SIMPSON FEUD AGAIN!

Eidenhoek · February 3, 2014

<a href="http://s1275.photobucket.com/user/Eidenhoek/media/wat_zpsf61d4cd8.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y443/Eidenhoek/wat_zpsf61d4cd8.jpg</a>

...

Edit: I WAS RINGSIDE WTF?!

Ranson · February 4, 2014

Anyone else having fun in Rookie to Legend, DOTT style? My US Super Heavyweight brawler has had, count 'em, seventeen neutral storyline results at unknown level so far, all fitting the same pattern:

2 minute jobber squash

4 minute "hey, I know that name" match-like squash

10-minute "holy hell why is this guy still at unknown with these stats I shouldn't have lasted this long" crushing defeat.

On the plus side, a good half of my matches end with my opponent simply bleeding out (some inside of 1:30 - came within a hair's breath of a 41-second medical DQ, too). My favorite was the guy that I sent to medical DQ by tossing him out of the ring <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

This is, in fact, my favorite way to win. Regular match? Make 'em bleed. Hardcore match? Make 'em bleed. Submission match? Only way to win, my friend.

Blake Trask · February 4, 2014

How on earth are you busting them open to the point of medical DQ within a couple minutes? o_o

Ranson · February 4, 2014

Because DOTT <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Seriously, at unknown a powerful brawler can knock an opponent to medium in about three or four hits. Follow that up with repeated "Face slam to the mat", "Face Tear", or toss to the outside for "Face Slam into Concrete Floor". I've sent more jobbers to the ER for blood loss than I ever thought of pinning.

Eidenhoek · February 5, 2014

<a href="http://s1275.photobucket.com/user/Eidenhoek/media/waitthatbroken_zpsb499289a.png.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y443/Eidenhoek/waitthatbroken_zpsb499289a.png</a>

...

I was going to face Johnathan Faust and Stevie Stoat (resetting to get them again post-saving). However Edward Cornell and...this, they showed up first.

Blake Trask · February 6, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Ranson" data-cite="Ranson" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37120" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Because DOTT <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Seriously, at unknown a powerful brawler can knock an opponent to medium in about three or four hits. Follow that up with repeated "Face slam to the mat", "Face Tear", or toss to the outside for "Face Slam into Concrete Floor". I've sent more jobbers to the ER for blood loss than I ever thought of pinning.</div></blockquote> I haven't looked at the DOTT stuff but moves with that high chance of blood that quick seem a bit crazy.

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