SWF 2014: A Young Lion's Second Year in the Den (Three-Way Brand Split)

[3rdStringPG]

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Haven't thought of any prediction game prize yet, but it is on for 2014! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Here's the new year's first week of action, so feel free to make those picks!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SWF Supreme TV</strong></p><p><strong>

Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)</strong></p><p><strong>

Tuesday, January 7, 2013</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Can-Am Animals © - non-title match</p><p>

When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez</p><p>

Des Davids vs Primus Allen</p><p>

Darryl Devine vs Steve Frehley</p><p>

Remo vs ?????</p><p>

Valiant © vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF Elite</strong></p><p><strong>

Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)</strong></p><p><strong>

Friday, January 10, 2013</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Eros Squad vs J. Gordon Reed and Rodney Ekuma - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

????? vs C-V-2 - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

Krustacean Kirk vs The Zim</p><p>

????? vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match</p><p>

Nicky Champion vs ?????</p><p>

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p><p><strong>

Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)</strong></p><p><strong>

Monday, January 13, 2013</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Red Snapper vs J. Gordon Reed - Elite</p><p>

????? vs Kurt Laramee - Supreme</p><p>

The Platinum Blondes vs 100% Sneaky - Supreme</p><p>

????? vs Sons of Sam - Elite</p><p>

????? vs BB Colossus - DaVE</p><p>

Skye Droppings vs Sound and Silence - DaVE</p><p>

Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi vs Road Hoggz (Knuckles/Dozer) - DaVE</p><p>

Chris Caulfield © vs Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bonus Question #1</strong> - Which developmental worker (see rosters on Page 1) will face BB Colossus on the next Uprising Presents - DaVE?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bonus Question #2</strong> - How many combined draws will take place in the first week of action?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 0</p><p>

B) 1</p><p>

C) 2</p><p>

D) 3</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bonus Question #3</strong> - Which match will receive the highest grade for the week?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Valiant vs Hawkins</p><p>

B) Remo vs ?????</p><p>

C) Giedroyc vs Money</p><p>

D) Champion vs ?????</p>

[Astil]

<p>You know that sound bite of JR after Vince says "It was me Austin"</p><p> </p><p>

That.</p>

[flaviooooo]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)</p><p>

Tuesday, January 7, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs <strong>The Can-Am Animals ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Primus Allen</p><p>

Darryl Devine vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<strong>Remo</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

Valiant © vs<strong> Drew Hawkins</strong> - non-title match</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)</p><p>

Friday, January 10, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Eros Squad</strong> vs J. Gordon Reed and Rodney Ekuma - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs C-V-2 - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

Krustacean Kirk vs<strong> The Zim</strong></p><p>

????? vs <strong>Sammy Bach ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

Jack Giedroyc vs<strong> Rich Money</strong></p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)</p><p>

Monday, January 13, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Red Snapper vs <strong>J. Gordon Reed</strong> - Elite</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Kurt Laramee - Supreme</p><p>

<strong>The Platinum Blondes</strong> vs 100% Sneaky - Supreme</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Sons of Sam - Elite</p><p>

????? vs <strong>BB Colossus</strong> - DaVE</p><p>

Skye Droppings vs <strong>Sound and Silence</strong> - DaVE</p><p>

Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi vs <strong>Road Hoggz (Knuckles/Dozer)</strong> - DaVE</p><p>

<strong>Chris Caulfield ©</strong> vs Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which developmental worker (see rosters on Page 1) will face BB Colossus on the next Uprising Presents - DaVE? <strong>Zeus Maxmillion</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - How many combined draws will take place in the first week of action?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) 0</strong></p><p>

B) 1</p><p>

C) 2</p><p>

D) 3</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #3 - Which match will receive the highest grade for the week?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) Valiant vs Hawkins</strong></p><p>

B) Remo vs ?????</p><p>

C) Giedroyc vs Money</p><p>

D) Champion vs ?????</p>

[kieranforthewin]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)</p><p>

Tuesday, January 7, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs <strong>The Can-Am Animals ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>When Animals Attack</strong> vs 24/7 Partay Dudez</p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Primus Allen</p><p>

Darryl Devine vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<strong>Remo</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

Valiant © vs<strong> Drew Hawkins</strong> - non-title match</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)</p><p>

Friday, January 10, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Eros Squad vs <strong>J. Gordon Reed and Rodney Ekuma</strong> - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs C-V-2 - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

Krustacean Kirk vs <strong>The Zim</strong></p><p>

????? vs <strong>Sammy Bach ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

Jack Giedroyc vs <strong>Rich Money</strong></p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)</p><p>

Monday, January 13, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Red Snapper vs <strong>J. Gordon Reed </strong>- Elite</p><p>

????? vs <strong>Kurt Laramee</strong> - Supreme</p><p>

<strong>The Platinum Blondes</strong> vs 100% Sneaky - Supreme</p><p>

????? vs<strong> Sons of Sam</strong> - Elite</p><p>

????? vs <strong>BB Colossus</strong> - DaVE</p><p>

Skye Droppings vs <strong>Sound and Silence</strong> - DaVE</p><p>

<strong>Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi</strong> vs Road Hoggz (Knuckles/Dozer) - DaVE</p><p>

<strong>Chris Caulfield ©</strong> vs Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which developmental worker (see rosters on Page 1) will face BB Colossus on the next Uprising Presents - DaVE?</p><p>

<strong>James Adams</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - How many combined draws will take place in the first week of action?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) 0</strong></p><p>

B) 1</p><p>

C) 2</p><p>

D) 3</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #3 - Which match will receive the highest grade for the week?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) Valiant vs Hawkins</strong></p><p>

B) Remo vs ?????</p><p>

C) Giedroyc vs Money</p><p>

D) Champion vs ?????</p>

[Midnightnick]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)</p><p>

Tuesday, January 7, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs <strong>The Can-Am Animals ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>When Animals Attack</strong> vs 24/7 Partay Dudez</p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Primus Allen</p><p>

Darryl Devine vs<strong> Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

Remo <strong>vs</strong> ?????</p><p>

<strong>Valiant ©</strong> vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)</p><p>

Friday, January 10, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Eros Squad</strong> vs J. Gordon Reed and Rodney Ekuma - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>????? </strong>vs C-V-2 - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

Krustacean Kirk vs <strong>The Zim</strong></p><p><strong>

?????</strong> vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion </strong>vs ?????</p><p>

<strong>Jack Giedroyc</strong> vs Rich Money</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)</p><p>

Monday, January 13, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Red Snapper vs<strong> J. Gordon Reed</strong> - Elite</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Kurt Laramee - Supreme</p><p>

The Platinum Blondes vs <strong>100% Sneaky</strong> - Supreme</p><p>

????? vs <strong>Sons of Sam</strong> - Elite</p><p>

????? vs <strong>BB Colossus</strong> - DaVE</p><p>

<strong>Skye Droppings</strong> vs Sound and Silence - DaVE</p><p>

Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi vs <strong>Road Hoggz (Knuckles/Dozer)</strong> - DaVE</p><p>

Chris Caulfield © <strong>vs</strong> Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which developmental worker (see rosters on Page 1) will face BB Colossus on the next Uprising Presents - DaVE?</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - How many combined draws will take place in the first week of action?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 0</p><p>

B) 1</p><p>

<strong>C) 2</strong></p><p>

D) 3</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #3 - Which match will receive the highest grade for the week?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Valiant vs Hawkins</p><p>

B) Remo vs ?????</p><p>

C) Giedroyc vs Money</p><p>

<strong>D) Champion vs ?????</strong></p>

[Psycho Sam]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Astil" data-cite="Astil" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You know that sound bite of JR after Vince says "It was me Austin"<p> </p><p> That.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cNgxyL5zEAk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p> '</p><p> SWF Supreme TV</p><p> Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)</p><p> Tuesday, January 7, 2013</p><p> </p><p> Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs <strong>The Can-Am Animals ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p> When Animals Attack vs 24<strong>/7 Partay Dudez</strong></p><p><strong> Des Davids</strong> vs Primus Allen</p><p> Darryl Devine vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p><strong> Remo</strong> vs ?????</p><p> Valiant © vs <strong>Drew Hawkins</strong> - non-title match</p><p> </p><p> SWF Elite</p><p> Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)</p><p> Friday, January 10, 2013</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Eros Squad </strong>vs J. Gordon Reed and Rodney Ekuma - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p> ????? vs<strong> C-V-2</strong> - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p> Krustacean Kirk vs The <strong>Zim</strong></p><p><strong> ????? </strong>vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match</p><p> <strong>Nicky Champion</strong> vs ?????</p><p> <strong>Jack Giedroyc</strong> vs Rich Money</p><p> </p><p> SWF Uprising</p><p> Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)</p><p> Monday, January 13, 2013</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Red Snapper</strong> vs J. Gordon Reed - Elite</p><p> ????? vs <strong>Kurt Laramee - Supreme</strong></p><p><strong> The Platinum Blondes </strong>vs 100% Sneaky - Supreme</p><p> ????? vs <strong>Sons of Sam </strong>- Elite</p><p> ????? vs <strong>BB Colossus </strong>- DaVE</p><p> Skye Droppings vs<strong> Sound and Silence </strong>- DaVE</p><p> Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi vs <strong>Road Hoggz (Knuckles/Dozer)</strong> - DaVE</p><p> <strong> Chris Caulfield ©</strong> vs Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question #1 - Which developmental worker (see rosters on Page 1) will face BB Colossus on the next Uprising Presents - DaVE?</p><p> <strong>Tex Tagan</strong></p><p> Bonus Question #2 - How many combined draws will take place in the first week of action?</p><p> </p><p> A) 0</p><p> B) 1</p><p> <strong> C) 2</strong></p><p> D) 3</p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question #3 - Which match will receive the highest grade for the week?</p><p> </p><p> A) Valiant vs Hawkins</p><p> B) Remo vs ?????</p><p> <strong> C) Giedroyc vs Money</strong></p><p> D) Champion vs ?????</p>

[Pteroid]

Truly this is a dark day in the SWF, the King is in the Klubb.

[TheAwesomeBatman101]

SWF Supreme TV

Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)

Tuesday, January 7, 2013

 

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Can-Am Animals © - non-title match

EDD-FU BEATS ALL!

When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

They need a win before the title match.

Des Davids vs Primus Allen

Sorry Primus. Davids is getting a push

Darryl Devine vs Steve Frehley

HEY THIS WAS LAST WEEK!

Remo vs ?????

Remo push.

Valiant © vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match

Hard one and too Hawkins is the guy in NMA doing nothing.

SWF Elite

Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)

Friday, January 10, 2013

 

Eros Squad vs J. Gordon Reed and Rodney Ekuma - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles

Eros Squad score a big win here.

????? vs C-V-2 - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles

? BEATS ALL.

Krustacean Kirk vs The Zim

Zim for champ

????? vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match

Why does Bach have to lose.

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Nicky Champion is still not a champion.

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

Cause He's Money

 

SWF Uprising

Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)

Monday, January 13, 2013

 

Red Snapper vs J. Gordon Reed - Elite

John Greed needs a win

????? vs Kurt Laramee - Supreme

It''s a jobber.

The Platinum Blondes vs 100% Sneaky - Supreme

Squeeky needs a win

????? vs Sons of Sam - Elite

Give them a push NOW!

????? vs BB Colossus - DaVE

BB Sucks.

Skye Droppings vs Sound and Silence - DaVE

I think they need a win

Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi vs Road Hoggz (Knuckles/Dozer) - DaVE

Cause they are a team.

Chris Caulfield © vs Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match

He just won it.

 

 

Bonus Question #1 - Which developmental worker (see rosters on Page 1) will face BB Colossus on the next Uprising Presents - DaVE?

Erick Leigh

Bonus Question #2 - How many combined draws will take place in the first week of action?

 

A) 0

B) 1

C) 2

D) 3

 

Bonus Question #3 - Which match will receive the highest grade for the week?

 

A) Valiant vs Hawkins

B) Remo vs ?????

C) Giedroyc vs Money

D) Champion vs ?????

[w4lru5]

SWF Supreme TV

Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)

Tuesday, January 7, 2013

 

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Can-Am Animals © - non-title match

When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

Des Davids vs Primus Allen

Darryl Devine vs Steve Frehley

Remo vs ?????

Valiant © vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match

 

SWF Elite

Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)

Friday, January 10, 2013

 

Eros Squad vs J. Gordon Reed and Rodney Ekuma - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles

????? vs C-V-2 - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles

Krustacean Kirk vs The Zim

????? vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

 

SWF Uprising

Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)

Monday, January 13, 2013

 

Red Snapper vs J. Gordon Reed - Elite

????? vs Kurt Laramee - Supreme

The Platinum Blondes vs 100% Sneaky - Supreme

????? vs Sons of Sam - Elite

????? vs BB Colossus - DaVE

Skye Droppings vs Sound and Silence - DaVE

Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi vs Road Hoggz (Knuckles/Dozer) - DaVE

Chris Caulfield © vs Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match

 

 

Bonus Question #1 - Which developmental worker (see rosters on Page 1) will face BB Colossus on the next Uprising Presents - DaVE?

Lazarus McKenzie

 

Bonus Question #2 - How many combined draws will take place in the first week of action?

 

A) 0

B) 1

C) 2

D) 3

 

Bonus Question #3 - Which match will receive the highest grade for the week?

 

A) Valiant vs Hawkins

B) Remo vs ?????

C) Giedroyc vs Money

D) Champion vs ?????

[3rdStringPG]

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - So I decided that it wouldn't hurt to throw a few kayfabe articles into the mix. These might not be as common as the PWH non-kayfabe reports, but if there's an upcoming storyline I might want to tease, you'll see some kayfabe reports thrown in, such as this one. (Names of Randy's "childhood friends" c/o TEW 2013's random name generator. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> )</p><p> </p><p>

Supreme TV and High Stakes, hopefully, will be up within 24 hours, so do watch out for that! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF RANDY BUMFHOLE - WHERE'S RANDY?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Special to SWF.com</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

Monday, January 6, 2014</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">

During the inaugural episode of Uprising Presents - DaVE last Monday, December 30, Randy Bumfhole was supposed to be one of six men scheduled to square off for the DaVE Championship, but had apparently "called in sick", according to DaVE GM Carlos Ray Batch. A week later, some shocking details have been uncovered regarding the talented Randy B., otherwise known as "The Fun-Loving American" during his time in Pep Rally.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">

"Randy didn't come home for Christmas, and even if he didn't call, we figured it was normal, considering his busy schedule as an SWF Superstar," said Randy Bumfhole's father Horace in an exclusive interview with SWF.com. "But when he didn't come home for New Year's Day or let us know how he was doing, we grew concerned." Horace Bumfhole added that attempts to contact Randy through his cell phone have been unsuccessful since December 31. "We're all very concerned about the welfare of our youngest son Randy," said Mr. Bumfhole.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">

Childhood friends from the Orlando, Fla. area who were used to Randy coming home for the holidays haven't had much luck getting in touch with the SWF Superstar either. "He just, like, disappeared, man," said professional graffiti artist Allen Smash, a longtime friend of Randy and his estranged brother The Zim. Another childhood buddy, Derrick Walker, had this to say - "I haven't heard a peep from Randy - no Merry Christmas greetings, no Happy New Year, nothing at all, dude. And Randy's not the type who wouldn't greet his friends on the holidays."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">

Recently, Randy's former manager Dawn the Cheerleader and former Pep Rally co-members Chris Caulfield, Valiant and Jack Giedroyc have all tried to reach him through Facebook or Twitter, but none of these attempts have been successful. Speaking to SWF.com, Dawn said that Randy's disappearance is "without a doubt a result of that brother of his betraying him once again." In Christmas Clash 2013, The Zim had again pulled a fast one on his brother, attacking Randy and allowing The Can-Am Animals to move on to the final round of the Tag Team Turmoil match for the World Tag Team championship. "We tried warning Randy about Zimmy so many times, and being the good brother that he is, he believed Zimmy," added Dawn. "Turns out he was out to get Randy all along."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">

The Zim also had some words to say about his brother's vanishing act when interviewed by SWF.com, and they weren't nice. "Who cares where that wet blanket is anyway, huh?", snarled The Zim, who works for the Elite brand. "If he's disappeared from the face of the earth just because I showed him where my allegiance lies, I could care less. [sic] That's one less problem I have to worry about, because just like the old farts who run the yard in Elite, Randy's time has come and gone. 2014 will be the Year of the Bumfhole, and by that, I don't mean that sorry, sad-sack, wet-blanket brother of mine. BOO-YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" </span></p>

[3rdStringPG]

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - What a coincidence...the last RAW was in Key Arena, and so is this Supreme TV! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> This is not going to be any sort of awards presentation, though - with the brand split in place and my wanting to prevent workers "guesting" on other brands, I don't think it would be practical to hold the SWF's answer to the Slammys. </p><p> </p><p> Anyway...here's the next Supreme TV! I'm not at home and I forgot to take down Supreme TV's rating (I am sure it's an 87, though), but I'll have the placeholders tweaked once I get home.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Key Arena (Washington, Northwest)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Tuesday, January 7, 2014</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">PRE-SHOW:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Jack Bruce d. Frederique Antonio Garcia in 3:52 with a New York Minute (72/B-)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Bryan Vessey d. Joshua Taylor in 5:19 with a Vessey Driver (78/B)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">SUPREME TV:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DuaneFry_alt1_zps74306767.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarvinEarnest_alt1_zps3a5d9f97.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AnaGarciaalt_zps7d5887ef.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Are you ready for more BARNSTORMERS? We are BACK from our New Year's break, and boy, do we have a lot of action in store for tonight! I'm Duane Fry, and with me is the lovely Ana Garcia...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Thank you, Duane!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...and the promising Marvin Earnest.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - What do you mean "promising"? I've been calling wrestling matches since the mid-'90s, and, might I add, I'm the oldest person in this announce table by over half a decade! Marvelous Marv here, and since Duane here is gonna bore you all to sleep by shilling the SWF App, I'll cut to the chase and say we've had some big news come up in the interim. When Hell Freezes Over will include a Battle of the Brands, pitting a Supreme representative, an Elite representative, and DaVE being represented by their champ, Chris Caulfield. (under his breath) Koshiro Ino was robbed, I'm telling you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Over in Elite, Rich Money pulled his usual antics and defeated Ricky Dale Johnson to represent his brand. Now I hear Supreme GM Rip Chord and Assistant GM Barry Bowen will be announcing their choice for Supreme's representative, but first, we've got Tom "Angry" Gilmore in the ring.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - A man with deep-rooted psychological problems, yet STILL the number one contender for the World title. Where's the justice, guys?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - I don't know, Marv, but I doubt you'll find it in Messrs. Chord's or Bowen's offices!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Gilmore Rants About Bruce</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/93_zps770921db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Tom "Angry" Gilmore is already in the ring, pacing around back and forth and looking upset as ever. He compares the Rip Chord/Barry Bowen administration to the Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" - meet the new boss, same as the old boss, though in Bowen's case, he is kind of an old boss. Talking about Remo, Gilmore says that the Alpha Dog is no friend of his, but adds that he doesn't consider Remo lazy, having fought him several times back when he was still a heel. Gilmore puts Remo over as a good choice for Supreme's Battle of the Brands representative, but warns the crowd that "endorsement...is not to be misconstrued as friendship." Gilmore's most pointed words, however, are reserved for Jack Bruce, whom he'll be facing for the World title at When Hell Freezes Over in his first-ever SWF cage match.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Gilmore</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...You have got to be deaf or dumb, or a little bit of both, not to hear what the SWF Galaxy has to say about you, Jack. You Sold Out. Bruce Must Lose. Jack Bruce Sucks. And yet time and time again, I see you hearin' one thing when the SWF Galaxy is sayin' another. Come to think of it, Jack...I think you're delusional. You think you're still the hero...when in reality...YOUR SELFISHNESS AND YOUR GREED HAS ALIENATED YOU FROM YOUR SO-CALLED CONSTITUENTS!!!! </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses as his tone of voice goes down again)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Everyday when I'm home...I have to hear my kids, especially TJ, who's eight and one of your proud Constituents, not to mention one of the youngest...I have to hear my son and my namesake ask me, "Daddy, why is Jack Bruce so mean all of a sudden?" And I have to lie and tell him, "TJ, Jack Bruce is actin' mean because he's under the control of Rich Money." I have to lie to him...because the truth is, Jack, YOU DIDN'T NEED RICH MONEY TO REVEAL YOUR DARK SIDE TO ME, TO DARRYL, TO THE SWF GALAXY, BECAUSE YOU DID THIS ON YOUR OWN!!!! YOU BROUGHT THOSE TWISTED INTERLOPERS OVER TO THE SWF AND FORMED THE NMA, NOT KNOWIN' IF THE MONEYMAN WOULD BE INVOLVED OR NOT!!!! And all you have are eleven days, Jack...eleven days to relish your place on top of the food chain...just a week and a half to go before I PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU AT WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER AND BECOME THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Hawkins and Remo Argue, Gilmore Booked vs Remo</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33ea938b-a82d-4a87-95ce-7bf6c1648b4e_zpsd9d8630c.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/7983ba29-ad76-4abc-aa46-ffbb6a37e036_zps0eb20a4b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/78_zps9eee2d31.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>The corrupt authority duo of Rip Chord and Barry Bowen emerges from the locker room at this point, entering to an updated version of the former's ring music - "Turn the Page", as covered by Metallica.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>YEHHHHHHHH!!!!!</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Is everybody feelin' good tonight in this first-ever Supreme TV for the year 2014? </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(to Gilmore)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> How 'ya doin', Tom? Hope you're havin' a good evening!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Gilmore</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - What the hell's so good about the evening, especially with you two standin' in my way...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>B. Bowen</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> (ignoring Gilmore) - I suppose you know why we're here... </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(stops, distracted by the crowd's insistent yells of "YOU SOLD OUT!!!")</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>HEY!!!!</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Being Rip Chord's assistant isn't as bad as you think, Seattle! So cut me some slack and listen to what Rip and myself have to say.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - I see all of y'all are feelin' the energy here in the Key Arena, home of the NBA's Seattle SuperSonics. How about that Shawn Kemp, huh? </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(believe it or not, Chord actually thinks the Sonics AND Shawn Kemp are still in the NBA - this is not a work!)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> How about it, huh, Seattle? </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses as Bowen corrects him off-script)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Anyway, Key Arena WAS the home to the SuperSonics and I am glad to see all of you here tonight, as we make a very important announcement. Last Friday, Christian Faith held a match to determine who would represent Elite in the Battle of the Brands, a three-way match we had decided on a couple days before Elite. But this time, we are NOT going to hold a qualifyin' match or anything like that!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>B. Bowen</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - We are going to be firm and decisive in our actions and make them based exclusively on performance, and not on personal bias or whatnot!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - With Barry having said that, I am proud to present to you...</span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Supreme's representative to the Battle of the Brands...Wolf, er...Drew Hawkins!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5b85c793-2e9c-4900-bb9d-283a14a150ad_zpsf02d09ee.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Duane Fry says this is a big surprise to him, considering how Hawkins had spoken so negatively about the Supreme brand and its people in charge, but apparently that's all forgotten now for Chord, as Hawkins prepares to speak.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Hawkins</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pointing to Gilmore)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - It's funny, didn't you know that? Funny that you're a man who complains about the champ, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, cravin' all that fame and fortune when you yourself want to ride your fame with those Internet geeks and their wrestlin' fan sites and gain even more of it...at the expense of TRUE must-see individuals such as myself. But enough about you already! (pauses) Caught Elite last Friday? Man, I don't know why that old coot Christian Faith had to book a qualifying match for Elite's Battle of the Brands representative. Sure, they may have gotten their man first, but the people in charge here? They know it is utter silliness to put Drew Hawkins in a QUALIFYING match...a freakin' QUALIFYING match to represent the Supreme Brand! So, thanks to Rip and Barry over here, I shall be facing Rich Money and bush league Chris Caulfield in the Battle of the Brands, and despite our personal and professional friendship, I'm gonna be all business out there and give the SWF Galaxy you keep drummin' up support from, a match to remember. (pauses) </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>It's gonna be an historic match, might I add - FIRST TIME in NMA history. Blue vs Silver. Supreme vs Elite.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Who would you like winnin' that match...a young gun like myself, or a veteran class act like Rich Money? You love 'em both, but who are you gonna choose? (to Chord and Bowen) Rip, I may not wanted to be part of this brand at first, but words can't say how thankful I am that you and Barry, er...Mr. Bowen, have given me this opportunity.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Nah, don't mention it, son! It's all water under the bridge. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Hawkins continues kissing up to GM Chord and Assistant GM Bowen, and the latter two tell Gilmore to head back to the locker room if he doesn't have anything else to say, but Remo's ring music is next to play in the background, and the Alpha Dog is definitely unhappy about once again being thrown under the bus and denied a chance to compete in the PPV proper at When Hell Freezes Over!</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33f80c1a-7f2a-4221-a2a3-04fbfef21504_zps5a2b9d02.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Remo</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - From one bad drunk to another. Why am I not surprised that Rip Chord, a man whose battles with the bottle caused him to be dropped from the SWF in the early '90s, is givin' an opportunity to a modern-day bad drunk like Drew Hawkins without havin' him work for it? People make stupid decisions when they're drunk, but THIS TAKES THE CAKE. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> So tell me, Rip. How much is the NMA payin' you? Enough to buy yourself a new bar you can drink dry every given evening of the week? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>B. Bowen</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - HEY!!!! You will NOT talk to the General Manager of Supreme that way, Remo! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Remo</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - And who do we have here but serial yes-man Barry Bowen? First...with Money. Now...with Chord. I never woulda thunk it...big, nasty Runaway Train is actually a big ol' p---y who's at the beck and call of anyone who's got money, or power, or both.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(trying to hold Bowen back from attacking)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - It's okay, Barry. I can handle this myself. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(to Remo)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> If you think you can talk that way to the Supreme GM and his Assistant without any repercussions, that's where you are WRONG, Remo! I may be an easy-goin', laid-back sort who used to enjoy a cold beer and then some...take note I said USED TO... </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses as the crowd jeers Chord with taunts of "DRUN-KARD!!!")</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> ...but I am also YOUR boss, Remo, and I shall be treated with respect. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(to Gilmore)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> And that goes for you too, Tom. You knew I was to announce Drew as the Supreme brand's representative to the Battle of the Brands, but you just kept ramblin' on and threatenin' to put the Fear of Gilmore into Jack Bruce. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Gilmore</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Remo's said it before, but it's the same with me. The only time I will GIVE RESPECT...is if I am SHOWN RESPECT. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Remo</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Just stay out of this, okay, Gilmore? This ain't your battle. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Oh, but it is YOUR battle, Tom. And Remo's too. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(winks his eye)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> You know, Remo may have a point. He may have sloughed off on numerous occasions, but if he wants to prove he's worthy of being part of the pay-per-view proper next Saturday, then let him do it. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Remo, </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>I MAY be having you face Drew Hawkins in a match to determine the Supreme brand's representative against Rich Money of Elite and Chris Caulfield of DaVE in the Battle of the Brands....NEXT WEEK.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> First, you have to defeat Tom Gilmore in one-on-one competition TONIGHT...and once you do, then we can talk about next week. You can even qualify outright if you beat Tom tonight. But if you don't defeat Tom...then that will effectively confirm my suspicions that Remo Richardson hasn't been givin' it his all as of late!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Remo</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - FINE BY ME!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - And to show I can be fair and impartial as a GM should, I shall be subjecting Drew Hawkins to a similar test of worthiness. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(to Hawkins)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Tonight, Drew, you shall be facing SWF North American Champion Valiant in a non-title match, and your goal will be similar. If Remo's got somethin' to prove, so do you. Now that I come to think about it, you haven't really done much since winnin' the big one for the competition!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Hawkins</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(sullenly)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - That's right. Because that cheapskate Cornell wouldn't let me leave with it!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(chuckling)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Of course he wouldn't, Drew. But what applies to Remo should apply to you as well. Beat Valiant and you've got a chance to qualify outright and give the fans at Washington DC a BARNSTORMER of a Battle of the Brands against Rich Money and Chris Caulfield. I'm especially interested to see how you and Rich hold up in that NMA sub-battle! Fail to beat Valiant...and I may never take you seriously as a contender for ANYTHING!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Gilmore, Remo and Hawkins all look unhappy with how Chord has laid things out ahead of When Hell Freezes Over, but at least Gilmore is still the number one contender for the World title. The announcers call for a break, after which The Can-Am Animals will be facing Ben 'n' Glenn Casey in a non-title match.</em></span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Booked vs When Animals Attack</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3f65720e-9fdc-44f2-ad67-fdfeabbaf288_zpsb13bd992.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/54d4ab57-2e7b-4d1a-8e83-ac188eebfc41_zps511d1f77.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8941afbb-5001-43ae-8af7-7221d8d8f4bc_zps69e2ddb3.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/2c0419c3-4df6-4019-bc0d-681768ff3eef_zpsf2018063.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/52_zps4fae5811.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>After the commercial break, we see the 24/7 Partay Dudez inside Rip Chord's office, entertaining him with a boy band a capella version of "Turn the Page." Chord looks less than impressed with their rendition, and annoyed with their attempts to be as obsequious as possible.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - A posse of singing wrestlers. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(shakes his head)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> They sure didn't have that back when I was workin' here in the '80s and '90s! And in MY time, boys, bands played instruments. Y'all four are a singin' group, and not a very good one at that!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Mainstream</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - So what's it gonna be, Ripper? How do we kick off the Year of the Partay Dudez?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - You kick it off...MAINSTREAM...if that is your real name, by teamin' with your friend Stevie against When Animals Attack.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Stevie</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Oh...the fox and the cougar. The latest bunch of cartoon jokers to join the SWF. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pointing to J-Sense)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> If J-Sense, a rookie, could beat High Stakes Season 2 winner Masked Cougar, SO CAN WE!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Don't take them lightly...When Animals Attack is the number one contenders for the tag titles, might I add! Don't be complacent, boys. Surely you don't want to follow the example of a certain Double R who goes by his first name. If you disappoint Rip Chord, you've got a tall order ahead of you, and being that you're young and hungry, I don't want that to happen. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Mainstream</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - We won't let you down, Rip. Those cartoon animals are goin' down the charts like the latest one-hit wonder.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Stevie</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - For we, in case you didn't know, are THE BIGGEST OVERNIGHT SENSATION IN THE MUSIC SCENE SINCE JUSTIN BIEBER, BAYBAY-BAYBAY-BAYBAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(to Mainstream)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> STEVESTREAM!!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Mainstream</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - MAINSTEVE!!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Stevie</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - STEVESTREAM!!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Mainstream</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - MAINSTEVE!!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Chord</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - That's very neat, boys, but as so many have told you before...don't quit your day jobs, okay?</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Can-Am Animals © (w/Lisa Bowen) - non-title match</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1c1c5e53-4e2e-4298-821a-d51a86137588_zps3d93dd4a.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/56600dc2-8518-4577-bd09-ca7ca38ff311_zps33a4fa73.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b5c7a27b-2fe4-43b2-9e8b-953bf1a2753d_zps25ea70a2.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/56_zps23c96ac4.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Pundits have talked about Glenn Casey (Kevin Christopher "KC" Glenn) as somebody who could be due for a big push in 2014, but maybe not just yet. The kayfabe hillbillies Ben 'n' Glenn Casey do the job yet again and barely get any moves in against the reigning champs, The Can-Am Animals.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNERS</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - The Can-Am Animals in 3:03</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce, Calum and J-Sense)</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/63325f33-fe55-4e53-a369-735f6eeed2fd_zpsbb0f019a.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9a80ac62-57aa-4b67-bed6-804bbe52e7c5_zpsa22592a8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3f65720e-9fdc-44f2-ad67-fdfeabbaf288_zpsb13bd992.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/54d4ab57-2e7b-4d1a-8e83-ac188eebfc41_zps511d1f77.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/64_zps7a969423.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>A small "THAT WAS AWESOME!" cheer goes off when Fox Mask and Masked Cougar combine their Fox Flip Off DDT and Cougar Pounce for an impressive finishing combo, but a Kristen Pearce distraction is all Darren Smith needs to get his eyes off the match. Once again, When Animals Attack has a chance to end it at 4:30 when Cougar's I Am Cougar, Hear Me Roar takes Stevie out and crashing onto the mat, but before Cougar can drag him into the ring, guest commentator Edd Stone leaves the announce table and land a Party's Over on Cougar! Cougar and Stevie, both of which are the legal men, try their best to reenter the ring, but it ends in a double count-out as a result of Stone's interference.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNERS</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Nobody. Double count-out at 4:46 following Edd Stone interference.</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - NMA Blue Vignette - Jack Bruce and Bryan Vessey</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a212a8b2-582c-45eb-9590-f9ebca9571a6_zps9c0c0326.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>We've yet to see Jack Bruce and Bryan Vessey in the arena, but the two have the first-ever NMA Blue-exclusive blurrycam vignette - a rant about their respective opponents at When Hell Freezes Over, Tom Gilmore and Valiant! As usual, this video is "paid for by Rich Money and the New Money Order." One "IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAHHHHHHMMMMMM!!!!!" from Bruce and one cold, icy glare from Vessey later, the two men start cutting their promo in proper.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Bruce</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - On January 18, 2014, it's gonna be two men...the Cream of the Crop...the Mayor of Metal...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>B. Vessey</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...POPULATION UMPTEEN GAJILLION!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Bruce</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...the Long Island Angel, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, defending his title against tiny, teeny, wimpy, whiney, wittow baby Tom Gilmore and his burnin' right hand of doom! KAPOW!!!!! goes that Hand of Doom on poor Jessie Gilmore's face. Boom, boom, BOOM! (in a girly voice) I'm sorry, Tom, but you gotta believe me! I wasn't looking at Jack! BIFF! BANG! POW! </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(in an exaggerated angry voice and Canadian accent)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> GIT THE F--- OOTTA HERE, JESSICA, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SKANKY FACE IN THIS HOOSE, AND IF I DO, I'M GONNA PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU, EH!!!! </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(laughs)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> I always thought our neighbors up north were the nicer guys, but Tom "Angry" Gilmore? He makes Chris Brown and Tommy Lee and Ike Turner look like Mahatma Freakin' Gandhi! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> But you know what? I think I'm gonna shut up right now about Tom Gilmore and his penchant for hittin' women...and not LOVIN' EM ALL NIGHT LONG! All my true Constituents know better than to root for a ravin' egghead like Tom Gilmore even if he's the Darling of the Dirtsheets! I'm gonna talk about what makes me better-suited to get outta that cage before he does. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Fun fact - Tom Gilmore...is a VIRGIN.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>B. Vessey</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Oh no, Jack, you don't mean THAT kinda virgin, right? He sure looked like one in high school, though. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(points to a television set that's airing a previous High Stakes episode where Gilmore's high school photo was used in the Yearbook Challenge.)</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Bruce</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Of course not, dummy! What I meant to say was...Tom Gilmore is a virgin in the steel cage. Imagine that. 13 years in Supreme...no, make that </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(singing to the tune of Guns 'n' Roses' "14 Years")</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> FOURTEEN YEARS OF ANGER, MAKE THAT FOURTEEN YEARS OF CRAP!!!! And Wittow Baby Tammy Giwmore has yet to compete in a cage match. Why? Because he's afraid a cage match wouldn't make use of his </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(in a mocking, nerdy voice)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> incomparable technical ability and superb knowledge of ring psychology. But most of all...</span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>because he's afraid of the cage match in itself.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Vessey makes chicken noises as Bruce flaps his arms around before leaping in the air and flashing two horns-up signs at the camera.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>B. Vessey</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - I got a fun fact to share myself, Valiant, though I don't know if you're gonna find much joy in it. Remember when you were talkin' about idolizin' me back when you were some snot-nosed kid from DC? Guess what, kid...you were idolizin' a total freakin' psycho. All of that goody-goody "Don't Mess with Texas" and "America First" crap you heard from Larry and myself...think of that as a youthful mistake. For when I found that inner psycho within me...that's when I became Mr. All-Everything, the King of All Trades. And you ain't gonna be walkin' out of the ring in your hometown in one piece. You're gonna leave that ring a broken man...a failure in front of friends and family...an SWF Superstar on the rise...interrupted. And most of all...you're gonna leave that ring with nothin' round your waist. You got lucky last time, Valiant...but on the 18th of January...I'm gonna steal one from the home team.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Bruce</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - And all those dirtsheet dorks kept sayin' Bryan Vessey couldn't talk. Those same dingbats once said, and keep on sayin', that Jack Bruce can't wrestle. WHAT DO THOSE LOSERS KNOW ANYWAY, CONSTITUENTS?!?!? They can keep their Angry Gilmore. They can worship at the throne of their Lobster Indie Warrior or expect great things from their Glenn "Who the Hell is that Yokel and Why Can't He Buy a Win" Casey. But they ain't seen wrestlin' until they've been wrestlin'. I am the SWF's only FIVE-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION and while I may be no Darling of the Dirtsheets...I GET THE JOB DONE, AND I GET IT DONE...IN A NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>B. Vessey</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - That's tellin' 'em, Jack. Whether you're NMA Blue or NMA Silver...you're MADE FOREVER.</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Gilmore Psyches Up Devine</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9fa59465-e4d1-481c-83da-b1c9cc2ee6e4_zpsa7cd266b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/70_zpse12bb7f2.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>The announcers talk about the upcoming match - Des Davids versus the man formerly known as A-Prime, Primus Allen, who had recently tweeted about "joinin The Hood #SteveFrehleysHood" and quitting the employ of the Partay Dudez. 'Hood leader Steve Frehley will be up against Darryl Devine later in the evening as well, but before that, we see former Men Unda Pressure members Devine and Tom Gilmore talking about a few things - the earlier NMA Blue vignette, and Devine's tough match against Frehley.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Devine</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - You know I don't believe a word of what Jack's saying, Tom. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Gilmore</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Right now I don't care what anybody believes or doesn't believe...just as long as I can get out of that cage before Bruce does. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Go get 'em, Darryl. Bryan Vessey says he's gonna steal one from the home team...you go win it for YOUR home team. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Devine</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Got that right, Tom. Gonna do it for Seattle. Frehley may be a former World champ and a loose cannon, but I've got the home fans.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Gilmore</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Be careful, Darryl. And watch your back too...Frehley's got The 'Hood.</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Des Davids vs Primus Allen (w/Karl Thompson and Kurt Laramee)</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a552ef88-e0eb-4a31-a3e6-80f627c341e0_zps7d360530.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e26e5c49-1d72-4c95-9d1a-2b09b945335b_zpse627fb94.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/60_zps3ea9ef54.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It does appear as if Des Davids is going through each and every member of The 'Hood ahead of When Hell Freezes Over, and he's got a tough, though green opponent in tonight's match - former 24/7 Partay Dudez bouncer/bodyguard Primus Allen. Now billed as "The Big Difference", Allen displays some much-improved offense (courtesy of real-life mentor Christian Faith), including a nasty powerbomb at 3:20 that Davids kicks out of at two-and-eight-tenths. All in all, this is quite an open match and one that Davids nearly wins with a Quarterback Sack, but the incessant interference attempts of Kurt Laramee and Karl Thompson cause Jez McArthuer to call for the bell, no questions asked.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Davids in 6:47 by DQ</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Darryl Devine vs Steve Frehley (w/The 'Hood)</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9fa59465-e4d1-481c-83da-b1c9cc2ee6e4_zpsa7cd266b.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9df74019-2683-4e4f-a711-f8a4c79e40dc_zpsb51a489d.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Even though Darryl Devine has the support of the home crowd and plays up to them from time to time, that isn't enough to help him score the upset against Steve Frehley, who started the match off with a flurry of punches on Devine even before the bell rung. The theme of the match is Devine trying twice, but in vain, to Devine Dream Drop Frehley, and just when it seems that the third time's the charm, a Kurt Laramee distraction causes him to abort the move! This allows the Dark Destroyer to home in and finish Devine off with the Frehley's Comet, much to the disappointment of the Key Arena crowd.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Frehley in 5:59</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Thompson, Laramee and Allen Beat Down on Devine</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/68f8556d-8bfa-4a7e-a17d-adf5aa784f4a_zpsb3a14808.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/42c22afb-4613-452f-bf06-10d69d89e409_zpse468ce73.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e26e5c49-1d72-4c95-9d1a-2b09b945335b_zpse627fb94.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9fa59465-e4d1-481c-83da-b1c9cc2ee6e4_zpsa7cd266b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/38_zps56e6dcbe.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Steve Frehley clearly knows that Darryl Devine is the hometown boy, and isn't satisfied with merely defeating him fair and square. To that end, his "homies at the 'Hood" Karl Thompson, Kurt Laramee and Primus Allen hit the ring and beat down on Devine as Frehley eggs them on. Further inciting the Key Arena crowd, Frehley yells insults directed towards Seahawks QB Russell Wilson (despite the fact that he's also African-American), and flashes the Black Power salute as Thompson, Laramee and Allen continue finishing Devine off.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Oh, I am loving every bit of this! Look at the cocky hometown favorite Darryl Devine pay for his overconfidence with that bone-crunching attack!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - There they are...Steve Frehley's 'Hood - Karl Thompson, a.k.a. Shady K. Kurt Laramee, the King of the Streets. Primus Allen, the Big Difference. This is NOT the way to represent African-Americans in the SWF!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - And who are you to judge, Small Fry?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Marv, I wish you would stop calling me that.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Quit being such a tool and enjoy this MARVELOUS display of comeuppance. Just because you're from home doesn't mean you're gonna waltz into that ring and feed off those chants and act as if you're the SWF's answer to Russell Wilson!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Or Shawn Kemp, who's long retired.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Whatever, Duane. The beauty of this moment is lost on you, and I bet it's lost on Ana as well. C'mon, Ana! Say something!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - This is not the homecoming Darryl Devine deserves.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Act stupid in your hometown and THAT'S exactly the kind of homecoming anybody deserves.</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - The All-Americans Save Devine from 3-on-1</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a552ef88-e0eb-4a31-a3e6-80f627c341e0_zps7d360530.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/42_zpsc59e8cee.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Just as Kurt Laramee Switchblade Powerslams Devine and gives Karl Thompson a chance to go for the K Killer, Des Davids runs in to save his fellow "Double D", hinting at a possible tag team combination if chemistry would allow it! Still, Davids and a weakened Devine are no match for The 'Hood, but all of a sudden, a rather large man emerges from the crowd, dressed in street clothes, and enters the ring to even things up...</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> </em></span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/718d8499-2b82-472a-8940-5a0ebe5f7ab1_zps9c8e6c57.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> ...It's American Machine, and he's back seven months after suffering what was sold as a career-ending injury at the hands of a then-heel Davids, Marc DuBois, Asher Ginsberg (Ash Campbell) and John Greed! Machine continues to look clunky in the ring, but he gets the crowd excited by steamrolling "The Big Difference" Primus Allen with a running short-arm clothesline, and stopping Laramee in his tracks with the Old Glory! Davids, meanwhile, has taken care of Shady K with a Touch Down, and with Frehley the only heel remaining, the once- and present All-Americans combine for the Declaration of Independence - their old finisher - and all four 'Hood members are out! Davids and Machine have a few tense moments, but they exchange handshakes and hug it out in the ring, with Devine joining them shortly after. The three babyfaces then return to the locker room, and while a "Quadruple D" tag team would sound interesting, it looks like it's more likely The All-Americans will reunite instead.</em></span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Remo</strong></span></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33f80c1a-7f2a-4221-a2a3-04fbfef21504_zps5a2b9d02.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/78_zps9eee2d31.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Since turning babyface, Remo has had an uneasy loose alliance of sorts with Tom Gilmore, but the combustible nature of both men has resulted in this alliance being strictly a business one, and not a tight friendship like the Men Unda Pressure. Could this match break up the alliance? We don't get that answer in the first six minutes, as Gilmore calls for a slow build and a lot of rest holds and rudimentary moves. But Remo shows the SWF Galaxy - and Rip Chord too - that he's more than just high-impact throws, getting some major offense in at 6:30 with a Rise and Shine/short-arm clothesline/running splash/second-row elbowdrop combo. That doesn't faze Gilmore, though, as he kicks out at two!</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> At the ten-minute mark, everything remains even between both sides, until Gilmore lets loose, countering the Destroyer and instead blasting the Alpha Dog with a spinning kick to the back of the head! The fans, who had been divided on the two top faces, are now solidly behind Gilmore, as he goes for a cover following a snap suplex/Sky High Elbow combo. No dice! Gilmore then goes for an Anger Management about a minute later, but Remo slips out of that, and surprises Gilmore with a German Suplex that ends the match! The announcers (save for heel Marv Earnest) are impressed, and Duane Fry again reiterates that Remo has "nothing to prove", and that win was all a formality for him in his quest to represent Supreme in the Battle of the Brands.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Remo in 14:47</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Remo Rebels Against Chord</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33f80c1a-7f2a-4221-a2a3-04fbfef21504_zps5a2b9d02.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33ea938b-a82d-4a87-95ce-7bf6c1648b4e_zpsd9d8630c.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/84_zpsdbe2499f.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> With an enthusiastic "YEHHHHHH!!!!", Rip Chord arrives from the locker room, looking pleased with Remo's victory. Gilmore remains out cold on the mat, and it looks like Chord is again waiting for Remo to deliver the coup de grace and beat down on his fallen opponent! This time, Chord can be heard shouting encouragement to Remo, telling him to show the SWF Galaxy why they call him "The Alpha Dog" and why he dominated in his two World title runs. Once again, Remo asks Chord if he's on Jack Bruce and the NMA Blue's side, but Chord says that he's not interested in such conflicts of interest. He asks Remo to give him a "cherry on top", but the Alpha Dog refuses Chord's request once again, leaving the ring and roughly pushing Chord as he does so. Rip Chord is left stewing at ringside as the crowd "serenades" him with those "DRUN-KARD!!!" jeers from earlier.</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - ????? Vignette</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/51_zpsf316fabf.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>This vignette doesn't clearly show the face of the man being promoted, and the announcers don't say much either, but we see clips of an actor playing a young boy getting bullied, and silhouettes of the worker, now an adult, training and working out in what appears to be an MMA/shootfight-style setting, while narrating from a dimly-lit room.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Male Voice</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - I have long been a man shrouded...by my own crippling insecurities. Born into privilege, I had been raised to ignore the plight of my lesser men and hold my head high, even when I feel more sympathy for the common street tough struggling to eat three meals a day, than a rich and famous man whose flashy automobile was turned into a useless wreck in some form or another. I had surrounded myself with weak individuals and become one myself not just once, but many times. And even when I had taken a break from it all, I had come back only to fall into the same predicament. Yet another day with my head held up high...another day stuck with a raw deal. (pauses) Things are gonna be different now. It's about time I got my life back.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>COMING THIS JANUARY, ON SUPREME</strong></span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Valiant © vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/95e06188-7f35-4475-8e6c-5ff7fa214f40_zps62d0ecf9.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5b85c793-2e9c-4900-bb9d-283a14a150ad_zpsf02d09ee.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/91_zps6da73a3b.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Remo won his earlier match against Tom "Angry" Gilmore, but he's not out of the woods, having disappointed Remo by refusing to beat down on Gilmore for a second time. This time, it's Drew Hawkins' turn to prove himself against Valiant, and the reigning North American champ is not going to make it easy! That said, the first half of this match is also a slow build and an open exchange of offensive maneuvers from both men, punctuated with a lot of rest holds. At 8:50, Valiant looks to be on his way to embarrassing Hawkins, ducking a Full Moon Rising and using his momentum to launch his spear variant, the Patriot Missile. It lands, and Jez McArthuer counts ONE, TWO...</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a212a8b2-582c-45eb-9590-f9ebca9571a6_zps9c0c0326.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>...what are Jack Bruce and Bryan Vessey doing here? Like the degenerates they are, they shoo Duane Fry and Ana Garcia from the announce table, and call the rest of the match with Marv Earnest at home with his fellow heels! Earnest gets needled by the two NMA Blue members, but he doesn't offer any resistance. Meanwhile, Hawkins has taken advantage of the distraction, and spends the next few minutes trying to take Valiant out. Will a shoulderbreaker do it? NO! Will that cobra clutch make the Honorable American tap out? NO! What about the Full Moon Rising? Hawkins lands it, but Valiant kicks out! He eventually counters a DDT at around 15:20, leading into a V-Split, but just as he recovers and tries to go for the pin, Bruce and Vessey leave the announce table to distract Valiant! Hawkins takes this opportunity to recover, but as he does, Remo emerges from the locker room to attack him, and Jez Mac has no choice but to call for the bell and disqualify both Hawkins and Valiant...</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Nobody. Double disqualification at 17:05.</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Pull-Apart Brawl</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/74_zps011e8093.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Duane Fry and Ana Garcia return to the announce table right in time to see the schmozz degenerate into a total donnybrook of a pull-apart brawl! We see Valiant vs Vessey, Remo vs Hawkins, and now Tom Gilmore having just run in to attack Jack Bruce! Of particular interest is how Bryan Vessey is contorting Valiant with his Furusawa Armbar, as Bruce kicks the Honorable American in the back, seemingly trying to injure him ahead of his title defense! Gilmore jumps Bruce from behind and knocks him out with the Anger Management, but the damage appears to be done - Valiant looks to be hurt badly, as The New Money Army (and/or its allies) have once again injured one of the top babyfaces! Meanwhile, Hawkins looks to have been taken out by the Destroyer, while Vessey has been dealt with by way of Lumbar Puncture. Remo is owning things in this brawl, and after he glares at Gilmore, they return to the locker room, carrying Valiant on their shoulders, the tense alliance continuing.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - A pyrrhic victory for the New Men Unda Pressure, if you can call them that! Tom Gilmore, Remo, Valiant, and possibly Josh Taylor too.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - I wouldn't say so, Duane. Remember that Gilmore and Remo don't quite trust each other yet. The Men Unda Pressure, back when Jack Bruce was still friends with Gilmore, was predicated on friendship and teamwork.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Stop your idealistic dreaming, Duane, and accept it - The Men Unda Pressure are done. They're history. The New Money Army runs things in Supreme and Elite, and people like Gilmore and Remo cannot, for the life of them, get along with each other for a true faction to form! They're two men with common enemies, and the same applies to Valiant and that jellyfish mask-wearing oddity Josh Taylor. There's no alliance. Just three New Money Army Blue members down, but certainly not out.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Whatever the case is, I'm hoping for Valiant's speedy recovery, because that assault he took at the hands of Jack Bruce and Bryan Vessey looked brutal!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Rip Chord should punish The New Money Army for their actions.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - But he probably wouldn't, Ana! You can never tell how overarching the influence of the NMA's overall leader Rich Money is, and who knows - maybe he's got Chord and Barry Bowen under their spell, just like he did to Bowen back in the one-brand days! Not to mention myself, for a while.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - One-brand days. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(scoffing)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Small Fry, you are such a tool.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - And you are so ignored, Marv. For Ana Garcia and Marvin Earnest, this is Duane Fry, saying goodnight to all of you in the SWF Galaxy!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - When Hell Freezes Over will be at the J. Bomme Pentagon on January 18, so make sure to call your cable provider for more information! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Duane "Small" Fry is a tool! But really, SWF Galaxy. Buy When Hell Freezes Over...you won't know what you're missing if you don't.</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>SWF Supreme TV Grade - </strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">87/B+</span></strong><p><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Grade - </strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#008000;">78/B</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong> Increased Popularity in 3 Regions</strong></p><p><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.73</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Trending on Twitter - #Valiant #DrewHawkins #Remo #WHFO #BattleOfTheBrands #JackBruce #TomGilmore #NMABlue #SteveFrehleysHood</strong></p></div></blockquote>

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<p><strong><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-size:14px;">SWF High Stakes</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-size:14px;"> Reed Gym (Idaho, Northwest)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-size:14px;"> Thursday, January 9, 2014</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Remo Rebels Against Chord - REPLAY (81/B)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>This is a replay from the last Supreme TV, where Remo once again refused to give Rip Chord the pleasure of seeing him as his old, heelish self. Peter Michaels calls Remo a "woebegone wuss" who's lost his focus and his work ethic together with his title, but Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron remain confident Chord and his assistant Barry Bowen will see how Remo is doing everything he could to remain relevant, even if he can't fight for a title until February.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Strong Booked Against Montero (52/D)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/53ed53ba-958b-4257-b5b1-a4989aba9420_zps045b77e6.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/587b7b00-943b-4833-9a3f-7927b90b5aa7_zps71d8a751.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Though it is, of course, not stated, tonight's High Stakes is going to feature workers of the same alignment up against each other. Rory McCallum is in the ring with all eight rookies, and he informs them that Nicky Champion, Season 1's top mentor and the man who had gotten the most out of Nate "Fro Sure" Lee that season, will be rating each of them later on in the evening. He also announces the matches for the evening, which includes Erik Strong vs Gino Montero in the main event. Montero is quiet and humble when asked about his chances against Strong, but Strong remains dedicated to his "Sam Strong's illegitimate son" shtick, talking about how "Strongamania is goin' gangbusters on Mexico and winnin' it for the U.S. of A. USA! USA! USA!" The fans at Pocatello's Reed Gym lap it up, and appear to be getting behind Strong, as he establishes himself as a kooky babyface.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Renluenn Gets Ready (9/F)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Davie Renluenn (w/Sammy Bach) vs Swoop McCarthy (w/Edd Stone) (11/F)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9461d8d0-672b-4ca3-b37b-32f4a5c356de_zps84ea4e71.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/0249b9b0-5c59-41d9-839f-8615c72ae93d_zps95209327.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>The fact that Davie Renluenn and Swoop McCarthy are dark horses in Season 3 of High Stakes isn't lost on the crowd, as they just sit there, some of them shouting "BO-RING!" as Renluenn and Swoop engage in an open match. And it doesn't matter that both men have good chemistry. Renluenn goes for the Forward USSR Legsweep at around 4:30, but gets countered, as Swoop scoops Renluenn and finishes him off with a Running Powerswoop.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Swoop in 4:42. Swoop McCarthy/Team Int'l gets one immunity point.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Benson Psyches Up Mitico (28/E)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b53616de-3f71-4dd5-ad95-439b6e764d73_zps3ff62e53.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/34410db2-2bc1-47a9-b3f3-d6e2e8626691_zps0deddbf1.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>"Now don't worry, Mythical One," says Elmo Benson, "we're still in this, and next week, the challenges kick off. We are gonna smoke 'em in the challenge portions!" El Mitico, who, in real life, speaks very passable English, just nods as Benson, or should we say, "El Mobenson" psyches him up, and Peter Michaels concludes that this could be one piece of garbage Benson couldn't turn into gold. Jerry Eisen talks about the legacy of the El Mitico name in Mexico, but Michaels, heel announcer that he is, isn't impressed.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Anthony Mann (w/Krustacean Kirk) vs Hugh De Aske (w/Koshiro Ino) (21/E-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3f49c40f-b206-457a-afe2-a344aec16370_zpsc936b79b.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4c60c7be-7b8a-43c2-a3ce-438c61982fba_zps9f156c9a.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>And here's yet another match where the fans would rather see something - and somebody else. It's an open match alright, but the fans don't react much when Anthony Mann, still trying to get over a bit as a plucky underdog, unloads with three different suplexes on Hugh De Aske. However, Mann spends too much time arguing with mentor Krustacean Kirk, and that allows De Aske to dispose of Mann with a fireman's carry slam, then a Skull and Cross Bones. Yarrrrrr, Hugh De Aske finally enters the win column.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - De Aske in 5:18. Hugh De Aske/Team Int'l gets one immunity point.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Speed and Mann Argue (32/E+)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1fb4ed91-6e60-4e18-a790-e6e6adeca541_zps64e4a958.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3f49c40f-b206-457a-afe2-a344aec16370_zpsc936b79b.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Backstage, Anthony Mann looks to be in a lot of pain, and while Davie Renluenn shows some support, fellow Team USA member Marc Speed isn't happy with how Mann performed out there. Speed says Mann should give his mentor the respect he deserves, but Mann says that he has no business respecting a man in a crab suit. The argument becomes quite heated, and Team USA captain Ricky Dale Johnson has to step in to break it up. RDJ looks like he's in even more pain, limping to the scene rather than running to it (this is on account of the Eisen Entourage beatdown from the last Elite), and makes it clear to Speed and Mann that there's no room for infighting within Team USA.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Champion Rates High Stakes Season 3 Rookies (74/B-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/618ce178-1c50-4ca3-8577-e1ecc95e8505_zps25fa5cb6.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Last season, it was Rich Money rating the rookies, but this time, Nicky Champion is back to give his honest assessment of each of the eight Season 3 neophytes. He says he is most impressed with Gino Montero, Erik Strong and Marc Speed, as all three of them have excelled in their respective areas of strength - Montero as a luchador, Strong as a mic man, Speed as a technician. Champion says he's sitting the fence with El Mitico ("Nicky Champion thinks you're good in the ring, but you gotta say something!") and Swoop McCarthy ("You remind me of a young Nicky Champion, except for the attitude"). As for the remaining three, Champion says Anthony Mann, Hugh De Aske and Davie Renluenn all need a lot more work to ensure they stay long in High Stakes. De Aske and Renluenn appear to be listening and taking note, but Mann exits the ring and, in front of all the mentors, tells Champion that he doesn't need any advice from anyone so stupid not to expect a cash-in from Brandon James at Christmas Clash. Naturally, everyone (save for Peter Michaels) is appalled as Mann storms back to the locker room, his heel persona now fully established.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Speed Gets Ready (37/D-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Marc Speed (w/Chris Caulfield) vs El Mitico (w/"El Mobenson") (41/D-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1fb4ed91-6e60-4e18-a790-e6e6adeca541_zps64e4a958.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/34410db2-2bc1-47a9-b3f3-d6e2e8626691_zps0deddbf1.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Earlier, Nicky Champion had put Marc Speed over by calling him the best technician of the Season 3 rookies, and he puts those skills to work, nearly making El Mitico tap out not just once, but thrice. El Mitico, on the other hand, uses several suplex variations to stand out, but an attempt at a Northern Lights Suplex is slipped out of, as Speed instead legsweeps Mitico and submits him with the Cross Arm Breaker.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Speed in 6:49. Marc Speed/Team USA gets one immunity point.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Giedroyc Hypes Montero (78/B)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5f99038a-fe52-41f0-8b68-f44054eb871f_zpseadbba24.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Team International captain Jack Giedroyc is being interviewed backstage by Katie Cameron, and he says that he's proud of what all the international rookies have accomplished so far, not the least Gino Montero, his rookie and arguably the best foreigner in High Stakes Season 3 thus far. Giedroyc says that Montero needs a bit more confidence, but his brawling skills are improving quite rapidly, and if he keeps on with that while focusing on his lucha libre style, he could get that SWF contract and become the next future star to come out of High Stakes following Krustacean Kirk and Masked Cougar.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Montero Gets Ready (14/F)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Erik Strong (w/Ricky Dale Johnson) vs Gino Montero (w/Jack Giedroyc) (40/D-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/53ed53ba-958b-4257-b5b1-a4989aba9420_zps045b77e6.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/587b7b00-943b-4833-9a3f-7927b90b5aa7_zps71d8a751.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It looks like Erik Strong is trying to emulate the non-related (in real life) Sam Strong's style of working a match, starting off like a house on fire, getting precious little offense after the opponent counters, then summoning his reserves with a Strong-Up and turning into a no-selling beast. Strong applies this quite well, allowing Montero to catch him in the gut area as he went for the Strong Arm Saultic, then letting the second-generation Mexican confound him with those lucha-style moves. In the end, Strong prevails with the Strong-Up carrying him on, using a forearm smash not unlike Sam Strong's finisher to knock Montero down, and landing that Strong Arm Saultic moonsault on his opponent.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Strong in 7:38. Erik Strong/Team USA gets one immunity point.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Montero and Strong Shake Hands (24/E)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Playing the good sport, Gino Montero extends his hand to Erik Strong following their fast-paced encounter, and to the delight of the fans, Strong accepts the handshake and celebrates by doing Sam Strong poses in the ring. It's obvious Erik Strong is now a face after that heelish start, but meanwhile in the locker room, one Anthony Mann is unhappy at this and reacts by saying he wants to rip that damn TV monitor down! Marc Speed, hinting at what could be an inter-team feud, tells Mann that if he keeps acting that way, they might as well lock up when the inter-team matches begin two weeks from now.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Anthony Mann) vs Koshiro Ino (w/Hugh De Aske) (62/C)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c958dda7-2031-41cd-a4ac-58a4c7c1249c_zpse32c08a2.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4b1d0871-9572-481f-890e-ae55e2d0ad6a_zps520e7ec5.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Though Anthony Mann remains in Krustacean Kirk's corner, the brash rookie from Dover, Delaware causes a lot of havoc in this match, distracting Koshiro Ino and even bodyslamming Hugh De Aske outside of the ring! Katie Cameron says Mann may be suffering from "a bad case of Napoleon complex" as he yells abuse at the audience after his mentor Krustacean Kirk nearly takes Ino out with the Bulls-Eye. After this, Ino and Kirk are pretty much even with each other, with the momentum swinging back and forth, and what could have been a good vet-vs-vet match turns ugly when Mann runs in to give Ino "the Antidote", breaking up the cover but losing the match for his mentor.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Ino in 8:14 by DQ</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">IMMUNITY POINTS (WEEK 3):</span></strong><p> </p><p> <strong>Team USA - 8 POINTS</strong></p><p> </p><p> Erik Strong - 3</p><p> Marc Speed - 3</p><p> Davie Renluenn - 1</p><p> Mentors - 1</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Team International - 6 POINTS</strong></p><p> </p><p> Gino Montero - 2</p><p> Swoop McCarthy - 2</p><p> Hugh De Aske - 1</p><p> Mentors - 1</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES SEASON THREE STANDINGS (WEEK 3):</span></strong><p> </p><p> Erik Strong - 3-0</p><p> Marc Speed- 3-0</p><p> Gino Montero - 2-1</p><p> Swoop McCarthy - 2-1</p><p> Davie Renluenn - 1-2</p><p> Hugh De Aske - 1-2</p><p> Anthony Mann - 0-3</p><p> El Mitico - 0-3</p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Overall Grade - </strong><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">63/C</span></strong><p><strong> SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.96</strong></p></div></blockquote>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - The next Uprising/DaVE show, which would hopefully be up in 24-48 hours, may include a couple extra matches, as I've decided to extend Uprising to 120 minutes until I can get another show. Just realized I didn't book any cruiserweight singles matches, effectively ignoring the Bobby Bruce vs Jacob Jett feud, but that should be sorted with the show getting extended to two hours. </p><p> </p><p> Hoping to have Elite up by tonight (Friday morning Eastern time), but first, let's take a look at KP's first Elite taping of the Eric Eisen era...</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>"Eric and Jerry - Moses and Aaron They're Not"</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">Thursday, January 9, 2014</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> Elite taping, Taco Bell Arena, Boise, ID</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 4:38 p.m.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JerryEisen_alt1_zps44bc1559.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CameronVesseyalt_zpsccca34c0.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "You're late, Cameron."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "We've always had a grace period of ten minutes, Jerry. What's the deal?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "That was Peter's grace period. You'll have to understand, Cameron, that Peter's not head booker anymore. My brother is. So fork it over - you were eight minutes late, so give me eighty."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "That's not fair, Jerry, this is the first time I'm hearin' that we don't have a grace period anymore!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "You're a professional, Cam. You should know better than to get loaded the night before with your dinky garage band. The twins were late two minutes, and they paid me a twenty each."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "....."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "What are you waiting for, Cam?" Jerry paused and sighed, and I could see a hint of fear in his eyes, considering that Cam outweighed him by at least 70 pounds.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> "Fine," said Jerry, rather petulantly. "You get a free pass and I'm giving Matt and Greg their money back. You better be thankful that I'm running things while Eric's still serving his suspension. And while I'm at it, you boys might want to check the list of rules we've got in place, now that Eric's head booker. Once you read 'em, there won't be any more excuses."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> And there they were - the Eisen brothers' version of the Ten Commandments.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">1. No wrestler shall complain about "doing the job" or being asked to lose. If you work hard, the push will come.</span><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 2. All wrestlers shall arrive at least two hours prior to the start of taping. Tardiness shall be punished by a fine of $10 per minute late.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 3. All shoot-style comments on SWF programming need to be approved by the Booker (Eric) or his Assistants (Paul - Supreme, Jerry - Elite, Nico - DaVE) so as to avoid any awkwardness or real-life "heat."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 4. No worker shall deviate from the script given him, may it be a promo or a series of moves in a match. We don't want our SWF Superstars "going into business for themselves."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 5. No worker, worker meaning everyone under contract to the SWF, shall give interviews to the so-called "dirt sheets", which include, but are not limited to ProWrestlingHits.com, TEW.com, and SportsEntertainmentShite.com.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 6. All comments on workers' official Facebook or Twitter accounts must be done in kayfabe.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 7. In line with #6, workers are forbidden from maintaining their own unsanctioned, personal accounts on Twitter, Facebook or other social networking services.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 8. All forms of alcohol and drugs, and even cigarettes, are forbidden backstage.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 9. If a worker chooses to party after a live show/taping, he/she should party at the officially sanctioned venue. Don't be a stranger to your fellow workers, SWF Superstars! </span><img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> 10. HAVE FUN, and SHOW RESPECT! We are a brotherhood here in the SWF, a family away from family. Let's keep it that way.</span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> Immediately, I could see that the Eisen boys were guilty of violating more than half those commandments. Either way, they were self-serving, and another excuse for the Eisens to have their way with their fellow workers. And that included living institutions in Supreme, people like Peter Michaels and Christian Faith, who were undoubtedly feeling betrayed by the old man's decision to appoint his troublemaking son as head booker.</span></p>

[Psycho Sam]

God damn it Cameron, Matthew and Greg. If they want to be late, I'll gladly replace them! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[Pteroid]

<p>Eric: Jerry productivity is down, what's wrong?</p><p> </p><p>

Jerry: The workers don't like it when he beat them, morale is down what should we do?</p><p> </p><p>

Eric: Hmm...You should beat them until morale improves!</p><p> </p><p>

Jerry: GENIUS!</p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - We shall see about that, Psycho Sam. But what we do know is that the Klubb's Elite contingent (pretty much all the major members) are out to get the sophomores. (No longer rookies, as we're now in 2014!)</p><p> </p><p> And Pteroid, what reference would that be? I know it's quite familiar, but I couldn't quite remember where it came from. Yup, that pretty much describes how the Eisen boys run things!</p><p> </p><p> Been saddled with work as of late, and I will admit that my writing batteries probably need a bit of recharging. This diary will push forward, but probably at a slower pace now. With that said, here's the next episode of Elite!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">SWF Elite</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Taco Bell Arena (Idaho, Northwest)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Friday, January 10, 2014</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">PRE-SHOW:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> None.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">ELITE:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JerryEisen_alt1_zps44bc1559.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KatieCameron_zps3e0b58ab.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Welcome to yet another episode of SWF Elite, SWF Galaxy! After a week's rest, the Dean is BACK once again, and with me as always are Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron! </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses)</em></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> So, how was your New Year's weekend, Jerry?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Pretty chaotic, Peter, and it's in no small part due to that brother of mine.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cameron</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Eric Eisen has long chosen to go his own way and do what he wants regardless of the consequences because of his last name. And last Elite was no exception, as there is no doubt he was the man who had ordered that Ricky Dale Johnson AND Vengeance be assaulted toward the end of the show! That's right - Eric Eisen had the Sons of Sam work on RDJ, but what we didn't see last Elite was C-V-2 in the locker room assaulting Vengeance!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Yes indeed, Katie, and we all know who's buttering my brother's bread now - Rich Money and the New Money Army! As NMA allies, my brother's Entourage had carried out yet another unconscionable act, but it's only now, I admit, that they seem to be putting their money where their mouth is, no pun intended.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - All those months of "Occupy SWF", and it's finally paying off! Your brother's a smart man, Jerry, and aligning himself with Rich Money was simply the best thing he could do.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Smart he is, but do I condone his actions? Hell no. Once again, Texas Justice has been forced to withdraw from a tag team tournament, and we've now got Ricky Dale Johnson in the ring, with a few choice words for Rich Money...and/or my brother Eric.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">ANGLE - RDJ and Money Argue</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c9961ffe-2d5d-4c9b-af5e-01174790babd_zpsbd742f4c.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/88_zps31dfaa78.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Ricky Dale Johnson kicks off this episode of Elite, dressed in street clothes and selling the kayfabe knee injury he suffered at the hands of the Sons of Sam. He says that he won't be able to compete tonight, and it pains him that Texas Justice has yet again been forced to withdraw from a tournament for the tag titles, but surprisingly, he isn't mad at Eric Eisen and his Entourage of young, second-generation talents. In fact, RDJ says he would very much like to have these young men "rehabilitated."</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>RDJ</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - They say the best way to deal with rascals like the Entourage is to cure or kill. Cure or kill. Somethin' ain't right with that, wouldn't you say, SWF Galaxy? And that's because Texas Justice would rather cure AND save. That's the thing about the Entourage, save for their veteran leader. They're young. They act immature at times. But they still have the potential...the potential to step into our shoes when quittin' time comes around. They've just made the wrong kind of friends in the SWF, and by that I mean friends like Eric Vincent Eisen, the Son of the Boss. </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(pauses)</em></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Eric, I know you've got a knee injury like I do, and unlike mine, yours is recurring. You need a lot of rest and recovery, and I'll give you that. But once you return to that locker room, Eric, I won't leave you any chance to explain your actions. You and I are gonna have it out...and by the time Vengeance and myself are done with you and done with teachin' your young friends about hangin' out with the wrong crowd, justice will have been served. TEXAS-STYLE!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e083ba91-4a09-4d57-9342-bf25fd03b47a_zps49bcece4.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It's not Eric Eisen who steps out to rebut RDJ's promo - Eisen's still suspended - but Rich Money, who is accompanied by Sammy Bach as the two lone representatives of NMA Silver. Money calls RDJ "out of touch" with the needs of today's youth, and says they don't need people like him telling them what to do or whom to follow - they choose their own leaders, and with that in mind, C-V-2 and Sons of Sam have chosen Eric Eisen. "Besides," adds Rich Money, "Eric's chosen to ally with the NMA. He's not Money, he'll never be Money, but he knows a good deal when he sees it."</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Money</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...so you can stop bitching and whining about rehabilitation. About making a difference for the youngsters. About treating men in their early-to-mid 20s like they're children. They've made their decision, and if I were you, I'd make MY own decision to give up the fight. There is nothing you, or Vengeance, or Christian Faith can do to bring down The New Money Army. And just in case you're wondering, Ricky...</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>I have just extended invitations to a potential new member. You've got more than Eric's Entourage to worry about, old friend.</strong></span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Avatar Gets Ready (11/F)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Michaels</strong> - Since Texas Justice are just too old and decrepit to take part in the tag team tourney to crown the first-ever Elite Tag Team champs, these jokers are filling in. Cowboy Soul. Can you believe that?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Cameron</strong> - I like these guys! And I like the fact we'll be seeing four promising young SWF Superstars in our next match, where Cowboy Soul goes up against C-V-2.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Michaels</strong> <em>(noticing Avatar's finger-snapping, hand-clapping, soul-singing routine on the Supreme-Tron)</em> - And there he is...Idealistic Teacher star KP Avatar. Critics say he's the Denzel Washington of wrestling...I say he's the second coming of Gary Coleman, all due respect to the late Diff'rent Strokes star.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>J. Eisen</strong> - Don't sell Avatar short, Peter, I say this young man from Detroit has a good thing going for him this year! It'll be interesting to see how this team-up with Cowboy Rob Dillon is gonna work out. Pundits say Cowboy Rob could be the next RDJ, and I tend to agree with that assessment.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Michaels</strong> - Avatar and Dillon don't have Cam Vessey and Casey Valentine's bloodlines.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>J. Eisen</strong> - Casey Valentine...ARE YOU KIDDING? His uncle Peter has never been anything more than a hulked-up bodybuilder who's gotten all those breaks because of the people he knows!</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">Cowboy Soul vs C-V-2 - Quarterfinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/cfa5da87-40b8-45c5-b58a-e2b097715267_zps25db0155.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/fccaef32-3f53-44ae-a7a5-c30a054745cd_zps250c2d12.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/48f89dbd-bbc0-4de5-b4e3-669c39e8d0d9_zps7c87772e.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/441f5f15-606e-43a5-b55a-23396c33afb0_zps5eed6222.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/39_zps3fcccf60.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It looks like Cowboy Soul won't be much different from The Psychedelic Soul Brothers in terms of push. KP Avatar and Cowboy Rob Dillon don't get much in edgewise as the team of Cameron Vessey and Casey Valentine wins this quick and easy, with Cam landing a Vessey Driver on Avatar, ironically one of his best friends outside of the ring.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNERS</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - C-V-2 in 3:24. C-V-2 moves on to semifinal round of Elite Tag Team Title tournament.</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">Eros Squad (w/Stephanie Percy) vs The Chase Agency (w/Ms. Emma Chase)</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a2b14ddf-3b41-4a1b-b832-41ffaec920f5_zps8695688c.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4770cd06-9b37-4ee0-ab0c-8ffaa7ab4b7a_zpscc489833.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a3fa05e9-dea0-4bbb-af8d-8a39e7fa9e04_zps5076ccb7.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/73a7a879-4672-4cdf-9178-2b937b9bed26_zps8812b4db.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/60_zps3ea9ef54.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>This match finds Peter Michaels at his happiest, as Brandon James joins the Elite announce team for some guest commentary. He talks about the Reed/Ekuma tag team as "a betting man's favorite" in the Elite tag tourney, but that "betting man's favorite" turns out to be no match for Eros Squad and their regained push. Adam Newtron shows his strength by fireman's carry slamming Rodney Ekuma, then tags Jack Hoffs in for his top-rope splash with theatrics, the Jungle Jack-You-Later, to pick up the win and move on to the semis.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNERS</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Eros Squad in 5:17. Eros Squad moves on to semifinal round of Elite Tag Team Title tournament.</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">ANGLE - Straight and Narrow Rant About Eros Squad</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3e4ca06c-296a-438f-8fe8-5a8b46ed39b3_zpsca0c3293.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/52_zps4fae5811.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It's almost as if Brandon James and Emma Chase know something the announcers don't, because they just stay where they are and not order a beatdown, despite the fact that the ad hoc teaming of J. Gordon Reed and Rod Ekuma lost to Eros Squad, who remain in the ring, seemingly simulating foreplay with their manager and fellow kayfabe adult film star Stephanie Percy! Michaels asks James to do something about those two immoral "showboys" (Pete's male equivalent of showgirls, we guess?) and their floozy, when two men in suits emerge from the locker room...</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Weston</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - A pleasant evening to everyone at the Taco Bell Arena, my name is Charles W. Weston, Programming Director for the Continental Broadcasting Association, or CBA. It has come to our attention that these three wanton, immoral individuals - Adam Clark, Jack Marlowe, and Dawn Coombs - otherwise known under the professional names Adam Newtron, Jack Hoffs, and Stephanie Percy, have been soiling the eyes of SWF Elite's mostly young and impressionable viewers, known heretofore as the "SWF Galaxy."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Newtron</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Is there anything the matter, network man?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Hoffs</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - We were just rehearsing for our newest movie...our little tongue-in-cheek tribute to a very popular TV series.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Newtron</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - TWO AND A HALF...Inches.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Weston</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Your sophomoric attempts at crude humor do not impress me, Messrs. Clark and Marlowe, and we remain steadfast on the CBA's order that you do away with this smut within a span of 30 days from the time I had made my first request.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/223d0040-6119-47c8-84ae-50eacc1292ff_zpsfb064d22.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cage</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Listen to the man, Eros Squad.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> (from announce table) - Wait a minute...that's the hippie Roger Cage! We haven't seen him since he and his "little helper" Acid quit because they were tired of being put down by "the Man!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cameron</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Looks like Roger the Dodger has sold out to the Man...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cage</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - For three decades I had lived and breathed the counterculture. I had fought the Establishment and stuck it to the Man, only to realize that I had spent 30 years wasting my life fighting a war that can't be won. So I cut my hair, put my college degree to use, and here I am, working for the CBA and assisting Mr. Weston in his duties. But one thing hasn't changed from my wild hippie days, Eros Squad. And that's my respect for the way things used to be. Leave it to Beaver was corny, but it taught us the value of FAMILY. 21 Jump Street? Fuhgeddaboutit. The Mod Squad and Hawaii Five-O put bad people behind bars and showed 'em no mercy, instead of glorifying them in print, in song and on television. And back in MY day, meaning my parents' day, you never saw Janis Joplin swinging from a wrecking ball naked as the day God made her, and you never heard the Grateful Dead sing about sex, violence and Satan. Here in the CBA, we do things a certain way, and if you choose not to play ball with us, Eros Squad, there will be consequences.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Weston</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - You have two more weeks, Eros Squad. Two weeks to clean up your act.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Percy</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - I thought we had three weeks? </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(steps closer towards the two censors)</em></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Maybe a little bit of this would change your mind... </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(starts unbuttoning her top, not unlike a certain heel manager used to)</em></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Weston</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Don't be stupid, Ms. Coombs. And don't cheapen yourself. Ms. Chase realized that flashing the dollar signs was no honest way to make a living. Once again, Ms. Coombs, Messrs. Clark and Marlowe...TWO WEEKS. Hoping for your consideration, we remain.</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">Krustacean Kirk vs The Zim (w/C-V-2)</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c958dda7-2031-41cd-a4ac-58a4c7c1249c_zpse32c08a2.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a65e971-4cce-4570-8c42-93fc11886421_zpsa7713f0e.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/64_zps7a969423.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>During this match, we hear the announcers make some references to The Zim's brother, DaVE's Randy Bumfhole, who remains unreachable several days into the new year. And though the brothers are on different brands, the announcers' talk about the hatred both Randy and The Zim have for each other livens up an otherwise uninspiring, if aesthetically-pleasing match, where The Zim puts away Krustacean Kirk with a Zim in One, mere seconds after escaping from his Krustacean Kirk-Hold.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - The Zim in 5:46</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">ANGLE - Giedroyc and Eros Squad Form Alliance</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5f99038a-fe52-41f0-8b68-f44054eb871f_zpseadbba24.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a2b14ddf-3b41-4a1b-b832-41ffaec920f5_zps8695688c.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4770cd06-9b37-4ee0-ab0c-8ffaa7ab4b7a_zpscc489833.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Backstage, we take a look at Jack Giedroyc and Eros Squad talking about what had gone down earlier - kayfabe CBA network execs Charles Weston and R.C. (formerly Roger) Cage giving Eros Squad two, instead of three more weeks to "clean up their act." Giedroyc grudgingly admits that he finds the two of them with Steph Percy to be quite entertaining, but he says it might be best if they lay low with the double-entendres and risque showmanship. "But how are we gonna RISE TO THE OCCASION when our meal ticket is taken away from us?", asks Adam Newtron.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Giedroyc</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - You can rise to the occasion, Eros Squad, by havin' me back. It takes more than one man to deal with Rich Money and his New Money Army, and with Ricky Dale and Vengeance gettin' picked on by the Entourage, it's up to us to show 'em support and stand up to the Moneyman and his so-called allies. And that means dealin' with the NMA itself, AND the two of you havin' my corner against Sammy Bach at When Hell Freezes Over, while RDJ and Vengeance deal with the allies. Together, Eros Squad, we can come...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Hoffs</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...and COME indeed!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Giedroyc</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> (shaking his head) - Crashing On...the right way.</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">Vengeance vs Sammy Bach © (w/Rich Money) - non-title match</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b45804cf-669b-47d2-9cda-a6c23d79a2da_zps41f9fb30.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9ee55b97-25e6-48e0-9a3d-350c11e80cef_zpsf656d7c9.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/73_zps9846e26f.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>One year ago, there wouldn't have been any question as to who'd win a match between Vengeance and Sammy Bach - the big guy would squash the comparatively scrawny Bach with little to no effort. But Vengeance has been aging a bit poorly while getting on the bad side of the Eisen brothers backstage, which makes the outcome of this match a crapshoot of sorts. Bach and Vengeance make this an open match, and Vengeance is close to winning it with a Six Feet Under, when Greg and Matt Keith suddenly arrive and distract the Unhinged Vigilante. Sam Sparrow does nothing as Bach escapes the chokeslam attempt, and climbs up to the top rope for an Adrenaline Shot (top rope flip neckbreaker)!</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Bach in 9:24</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">ANGLE - Champion and Cage Argue</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/618ce178-1c50-4ca3-8577-e1ecc95e8505_zps25fa5cb6.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/65_zps4d561fcc.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Nicky Champion is in the ring, awaiting his opponent for the evening, and he finds himself waiting quite a while - there's no ring music, no Supreme-Tron introductory video, nothing. Asking for a mic, Champion asks if this is The Chase Agency at work, trying to throw him off ahead of his rematch for the SWF Title at When Hell Freezes Over. Instead, we see a man who may or may not be a Chase Agency ally - TV executive R.C. Cage!</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/223d0040-6119-47c8-84ae-50eacc1292ff_zpsfb064d22.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cage</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Well, hello there, Mr. Champion. Sometimes I cannot help but wonder. Do you kiss your girlfriend with that potty mouth of yours? Some hero you've become, Nicky. A hero whose risque persona and penchant for hard-hitting, yet violent and dangerous moves like the Hawkeye Hammer has endeared you to the youth of the SWF Galaxy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Champion</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - What's it to you, ex-hippie? The SWF Galaxy cheers for me, potty mouth, naughty language, Papoose Piledriver, Hawkeye Hammer and all, because they LIKE IT. They want to cheer for Nicky Champion, not for some guy born in the early '80s but livin' in the late '60s who's gone from Jerry Garcia to Tipper Gore just like that! You better take a lesson from Tipper...back in the '80s, the PMRC may have won the battle, but rock music won the war! That's right, Nicky Champion Guys and Girls, Hack Bruce ain't the only one out there who can talk rock trivia on the mic! </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(flashes the horns-up sign)</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cage</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - What's it to me? I still can wrestle, Mr. Champion. I'm still under contract to the SWF, on top of my executive duties with CBA. Once my superior Mr. Weston gets signed, and yes, he was a competitive wrestler in college, you, Eros Squad, and anyone else who thinks they can warp the minds of impressionable youth like you do will be forced to walk...on the Straight and Narrow.</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">Nicky Champion vs R.C. Cage</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/618ce178-1c50-4ca3-8577-e1ecc95e8505_zps25fa5cb6.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/223d0040-6119-47c8-84ae-50eacc1292ff_zpsfb064d22.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/77_zpsb4e1a817.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Given Roger Cage's lack of success under his hippie gimmick, this is the type of match one would normally write off as a squash. But it looks like Cage may be due for a more serious push, now that he's got a new gimmick and a new ring name. This match lasts a good 13 minutes, and Champion allows Cage a lot of offensive maneuvers, including his hard-hitting Cage Rage finisher at 6:40, and a particularly nasty-looking diving clothesline at around 8:50. Champion kicks out of both, and he isn't fazed one bit by Brandon James and Emma Chase's arrival at the 11-minute mark - their distraction does little to throw the Hawkeye off guard. At this point, he's on the comeback warpath, and despite Cage's attempts to sneak in a Cage Rage at 13:20, Champion evades this and instead flattens his opponent with a Hawkeye Hammer! The crowd goes wild as Ric Young counts one, two, three, and awards the match to Champion.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Champion in 13:39</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">ANGLE - Chase and James Rant About Champion</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b4cc13a2-e838-45d9-b682-849bd9ebaa9f_zps4146f4fb.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b640f49f-130a-484f-8c7d-661ba1bec945_zpsd397b620.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/78_zps9eee2d31.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>After the match, Brandon James and Emma Chase are still waiting outside the ring, and neither Chase Agency mainstay seems to be impressed with how long it took Nicky Champion to do away with R.C. Cage, "a man who was nothing the last time he was here," according to Chase. Chase says that if it takes Champion eight minutes longer to beat a nonfactor on the Elite roster than the time he held the SWF Title, it's a foregone conclusion that "Big Money" Brandon James will leave the J. Bomme Pentagon the following Saturday as the SWF Champion, while Nicky Champion, on the other hand, will continue being an embarrassment to his rather ironic name.</em></span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';">Jack Giedroyc (w/Eros Squad) vs Rich Money (w/Sammy Bach)</span></span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5f99038a-fe52-41f0-8b68-f44054eb871f_zpseadbba24.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e083ba91-4a09-4d57-9342-bf25fd03b47a_zps49bcece4.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/89_zpsecfedc64.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It's definitely an odd alliance, but Eros Squad is out there giving Jack Giedroyc support as he goes up against Rich Money, who has SWF United States Champion Sammy Bach in his corner. Doing his best to build up their match at When Hell Freezes Over, Bach isn't shy about distracting and interfering, while referee Sam Sparrow is subtly heelish, ever so careful not to incur the wrath of Elite GM Christian Faith. Money controls the first few minutes, working Giedroyc with some impressive chain wrestling, but Giedroyc does gain a bit of an upper hand at the fourth minute, getting several chances to finish Money, including an Eros Squad-assisted Crashing On at 9:50. Ric Young doesn't notice the distraction, but Sammy Bach does, and he is livid about the surprise participation of the pretend-porn stars and their assistance of the straight-laced Giedroyc! His complaints fall on deaf ears, but allow Money some much-needed time to recover.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> Money controls the eleventh to fourteenth minutes, but after Giedroyc dodges a Bank Roll and goes for a running knee lift, the No-BS Brummie is back in the thick of things! Eros Squad cheers him on as he goes for a cover following a single-arm DDT, and keep showing him support as he goes for a Crashing On on the woozy Money, but Giedroyc is again distracted by Sammy Bach - and New Money Army allies The Awesomeness (having just run in) - duking it outside of the ring! Giedroyc steps out briefly to Crash On Huey Cannonball and sort-of even things, but when he returns to the ring, Money is waiting for him with the Money in the Bank, then a Dollars from Heaven. This one's over, and Giedroyc counts the lights in this match, but it's not for a lack of trying.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Money in 16:59</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Faith Rants About Money and Eisen</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b40c8263-4609-4a40-bf85-a8f3a2c83eea_zps4f0cce45.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/89_zpsecfedc64.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>The matches for the evening are over, but Elite GM Christian Faith has yet to address the SWF Galaxy, which he does after a commercial break. Faith defends his decision to hold a qualifying match for the Battle of the Brands, criticizing the Supreme brand's Rip Chord/Barry Bowen brain trust for letting themselves get too swayed by The New Money Army's attempts to curry favor. As for his brand, Faith says that he plans to do everything in his power to ensure Rich Money and Sammy Bach play by the rules and don't exert their influence, and </em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em><strong>that means banning all NMA members and allies from ringside at the Battle of the Brands (featuring Rich Money) and the Giedroyc-Bach match for the U.S. title, both at When Hell Freezes Over.</strong></em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em> Faith promises he won't be corrupted, that he won't let the SWF Galaxy down by "selling out" to the NMA, and as far as Eric Eisen is concerned, he will be dealt with accordingly once he returns from injury.</em></span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Faith Beaten Down 4-on-1</span></strong></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/48f89dbd-bbc0-4de5-b4e3-669c39e8d0d9_zps7c87772e.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/441f5f15-606e-43a5-b55a-23396c33afb0_zps5eed6222.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e27d4756-c611-437f-a3fc-769a8492594d_zpsea016135.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/519bb444-b786-4ed5-80b9-55d75081f1af_zpsa2689856.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b40c8263-4609-4a40-bf85-a8f3a2c83eea_zps4f0cce45.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/77_zpsb4e1a817.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Last time, it was the Sons of Sam beating down on RDJ and C-V-2 beating down on Vengeance backstage. Now BOTH TEAMS hit the ring and go four-on-one against Christian Faith! Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron are appalled by this mob assault on the Elite GM, but Peter Michaels seems to be oddly entertained - previously, he only rooted for The Chase Agency as a heel announcer, but he seems to be getting behind The Eisen Entourage too! But just as the Supreme Legend appears to be having the worst of it, the lights go black, and...</em></span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>ANGLE - Vengeance Saves Faith from 4-on-1</strong></span></span></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b45804cf-669b-47d2-9cda-a6c23d79a2da_zps41f9fb30.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/77_zpsb4e1a817.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>...a minute later, Vengeance is standing in the ring, looking ornery and menacing without his mask, and helping Christian Faith out of the ring! All four Eisen Entourage members from earlier - Greg Keith, Matt Keith, Cam Vessey and Casey Valentine - are laid out in the ring, and Vengeance stares them down angrily before he and Faith return to the locker room.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - That was SWEET REVENGE for Vengeance, following what the Sons of Sam did to his friend Ricky Dale Johnson, and what C-V-2 did to him while all that was going on! Never, EVER write off the Unhinged Vigilante.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Yeah, Jerry. There's no need to do that, because it's already been done! Vengeance and RDJ are has-beens, and you know it. The only time when Vengeance can dominate like he did out there is if the lights are off, but turn on the lights and he can't pull off a win against Sammy Bach, also known as NMA Silver's weak link.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cameron</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Never count Vengeance out, Peter. Because when he feels like it, he can lay out four arrogant young men like those Entourage members. </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>(to J. Eisen)</em></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> Your brother better get ready, Jerry, because he just might get served by RDJ as Vengeance becomes his!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Very creative, Katie, but you can forget about Texas Justice. Give 'em a few months and they'll be collecting Social Security, not titles. Till next Friday, this is Peter Michaels...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...and Jerry Eisen...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Cameron</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...and Katie Cameron...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - ...saying goodnight to everyone out there in the SWF Galaxy! See y'all next week!</span></span></p></div></blockquote><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Overall Grade - </strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">85/B+</span></strong><p><strong> SWF Elite Rating - 9.22</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Trending on Twitter - #EisenEnTooLarge #SonsOfSam #CV2 #ChristianFaith #WHFO #RichMoney #JackGiedroyc #EricEisen #RCCage #CharlesWeston</strong></p></div></blockquote>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - 11 MATCHES IN 120 MINUTES!!! Then again, matches on Uprising typically last over 10 minutes only if it's the main event. Here's this week's dose of midcard mediocrity (or midcard marvels?), with special participation, once again, by the non-flagship brand. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Credit where credit's due - Eisaku Hoshino's "jobber name" comes from the random name generator on TEW 2013. Road Hoggz is courtesy of Jaysin, but with a slightly different spelling of "Hogs." Thanks for the suggestion!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">SWF Uprising</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Curtis Menard Sports Center (Alaska, Northwest)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Monday, January 13, 2014</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">PRE-SHOW:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> None.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">UPRISING:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Supreme Rewind - Gilmore vs Remo, Etc. (84/B+)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>In what appears to be a new regular feature on Uprising, the Supreme Rewind looks at highlights from the last Supreme TV, including the Tom Gilmore vs Remo babyface match where Remo emerged victorious but refused to put a "cherry on top" for Supreme GM Rip Chord by beating down his fallen opponent. Announcers Jason Azaria and Kyle Rhodes both admire Remo for standing up against Chord and his assistant, Barry Bowen, and announce tonight's confirmed matches, which include...</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Colossus Gets Ready (24/E)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>...another BB Colossus squash match! So who's the local jobber Colossus will be squashing tonight? We shall find out later...on Uprising Presents: DaVE.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Red Snapper vs J. Gordon Reed (w/Ms. Emma Chase) - Elite (54/C-)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/f982a233-a336-44bc-8a51-62f4c3f267a1_zpsd3cef4b0.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a3fa05e9-dea0-4bbb-af8d-8a39e7fa9e04_zps5076ccb7.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Not a pretty match to watch. Red Snapper and J. Gordon Reed don't have much chemistry, and it looks like this is one midcarder vs JTTS match that won't be repeated anytime soon. Reed wins this with his lifting DDT finisher, the Stock Market Crash (a.k.a. Crash Diet).</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Reed in 3:54</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Snapper and Kiichi Argue (49/D+)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>After a commercial break, we see Red Snapper unmasked and in the locker room, looking like his bell's been rung. As Snapper tries to come to, he encounters his former tag team partner, Michael James Kiichi, the former Mikey James/Amazing Urchin. Kiichi mocks Snapper for maintaining his kid-friendly masked superhero image, to which Snapper replies that "the kids love it, Mikey." Kiichi continues teasing a heel turn, sharply rebuking Snapper and telling him that "Mikey's a kid's name" and that from here on in, he should be addressed as Michael.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Alex Clark vs Calum (w/Justin Sensitive) - Supreme (49/D+)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9b6b8236-2ea7-4bdf-ab3b-7ea98b980ae0_zps1e114266.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8941afbb-5001-43ae-8af7-7221d8d8f4bc_zps69e2ddb3.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>From colorless TCW jobber to colorless SWF jobber. Alex Clark (b. Clark Alexander) doesn't have much of a say offensively in here, and quickly and easily taps out to Calum's Honey Trap in this match, which miraculously lasts five minutes.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Calum in 5:07</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Elite Rewind - Faith Beatdown, Money/RDJ Promo, Etc. (78/B)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>If we saw a Supreme Rewind earlier, why not an Elite Rewind? That's covered too in this Uprising episode, as Jason Azaria and Kyle Rhodes talk the SWF Galaxy through what happened on the last Elite - Ricky Dale Johnson and Rich Money's back-and-forth argument, Christian Faith's beatdown at the hands of The Eisen Entourage, Vengeance running in to "save the day by bringing on the night", and even snippets of Cowboy Soul vs C-V-2.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Laramee Rants About Machine (50/D+)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Kurt Laramee is being interviewed backstage by Jason Azaria, and in his first promo since returning from developmental, Laramee says that the SWF was playing the racist card with him from the get-go - the King of the Streets talks about the time he debuted as Rich Money's chauffeur "Ripperton", which was a jab at Rip Chord and his real first name. Regarding American Machine, Laramee says that the comebacking babyface brawler will wish he stayed retired when he's done beating the crap out of him. Laramee ends the interview with a Black Power salute as Azaria walks back to the announce table.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">American Machine (w/Des Davids) vs Kurt Laramee (w/Karl Thompson) - Supreme (50/D+)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/718d8499-2b82-472a-8940-5a0ebe5f7ab1_zps9c8e6c57.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/42c22afb-4613-452f-bf06-10d69d89e409_zpse468ce73.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>If you thought you could stick a fork in A-Mach and Kurt Laramee, think again. The two supporting players in the Des Davids vs Steve Frehley feud don't deliver anything technically proficient, but both men know how to work the crowd and keep them interested. Laramee wins this one with a Switchblade Powerslam on Machine, who had earlier been distracted by Karl "Shady K" Thompson.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Laramee in 4:35</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">The Platinum Blondes vs 100% Pure - Supreme (61/C)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/821827c2-18bb-4779-ae13-e27c6f136b3e_zpsb40685f9.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/35b90a1c-eddd-4289-86d2-82e7b2b1f4c3_zpsf47f1468.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/fc30cba1-b762-40c5-9bb8-5f42f158a0c1_zpsdb3e8586.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/261c9c65-e192-410c-88da-78da3b3e1e05_zps54a42388.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It looks like we may have the makings of a midcard feud here, as Richie Pangrazzio Jr. joins Jason Azaria and Kyle Rhodes on commentary. He talks about how Squeeky McClean (who stands out with his entertaining exchanges against Frederique A. Garcia) is the best-conditioned athlete in the SWF because he doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs, or "have casual sex with ring rats." He also hypes "Spensah" Spade as "a convert to the straight-edge lifestyle" and corrects Azaria and Rhodes when he refers to Spade and McClean by their old team name - 100% Sneaky is now known as 100% Pure! Despite the minor repackaging, the hedonistic Platinum Blondes win this open match, thanks to a James Prudence Prudential Pain Plan off a missed Spadesault.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - The Platinum Blondes in 6:10</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - THE ARCHITECT Rants About Sons of Sam (28/E)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/52af64e6-49ab-4209-8ff1-51777b2fc9f4_zps276025f1.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Tonight will mark the main roster debut of THE ARCHITECT, and he has this to say in this pre-taped promo:</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>THE ARCHITECT</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Sons of Sam may have a famous dad in Sam Keith, but when Sam Keith first laid eyes on THE ARCHITECT, he was like, "This kid's more Sam Keith than my sons Greg and Matt! In fact, he's more Sam Keith than Sam Keith himself!" Has he said that about anyone else? NO! THE ARCHITECT is here in the SWF, the smart man's High Stakes Season 2 Champion, and THE ARCHITECT is here to prove to the SWF Galaxy that famous surnames can only take you so far! You can be a Keith, a Vessey, a Stone, a Chord, or even an Eisen, and you can be part of the NMA, but if you're an ARCHITECT, you're the stuff of legend! But no, nobody can be THE ARCHITECT but THE ARCHITECT himself, so tough s--- if your name isn't THE ARCHITECT!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Ryan Gregory and THE ARCHITECT vs Sons of Sam - Elite (38/D-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c7f187ec-882e-4bcb-b952-baccd9e6c640_zps7c3765e8.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/52af64e6-49ab-4209-8ff1-51777b2fc9f4_zps276025f1.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e27d4756-c611-437f-a3fc-769a8492594d_zpsea016135.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/519bb444-b786-4ed5-80b9-55d75081f1af_zpsa2689856.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>THE ARCHITECT looks disappointed to find out his tag team partner is former MAW worker (and two-time SWF jobber) Ryan Gregory, and tries in vain to freeze the former Greg Rayne/Rayne Man out. Thanks to THE ARCHITECT, the match is quite open, but Gregory ends up ruining things for the odd teaming as he submits to a Greg Keith Proton Lock at 4:20.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNERS</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Sons of Sam in 4:20 </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Sons of Sam Beat Down on Gregory and THE ARCHITECT (21/E-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>THE ARCHITECT is upset that Gregory had submitted to the Proton Lock, yelling "YOU WANNA TAP OUT OF SOMETHING?!?!? THE ARCHITECT WILL MAKE YOU TAP OUT OF SOMETHING!!!" and wrapping his teammate up in THE BLUEPRINT. But both men end up a victim of a beatdown themselves, when Greg and Matthew Keith add insult to injury with the Double Proton Lock! Greg gets his real-life namesake, while Matt gets THE ARCHITECT, and only let go of their respective Proton Locks when Elite road agent Craig Prince hits the ring and tells the two to cut it out.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">UPRISING PRESENTS - DAVE:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Search for Randy B. (66/B)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>"And we're now searchin' for Randy Bumfhole, who called in sick on the last Uprising Presents; DaVE and has not returned any calls or texts since the start of the new year" says Carlos Ray Batch, as the DaVE GM is "live from Florida", hoping to track down the despondent, one-time Fun-Loving American. Actors playing Randy B.'s childhood friends tell Batch that they haven't seen Randy around the area, while an elderly, long-haired man with a ponytail plays the role of Randy's dad Horace, who says he and his wife (Randy's kayfabe stepmom) have filed a missing persons report. After checks with friends and family yield nothing, Batch says he'll be checking Randy B.'s apartment next. Jason Azaria, maintaining a very sober tone, says that "We'll keep you updated on the latest regarding this very disturbing situation. Where could Randy Bumfhole be, and what could he be up to?"</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Kenneth Gurgel vs BB Colossus (22/E-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>"Kenny Gurgel from Wasilla doesn't know what he signed up for!", says Jason Azaria as "Mr. Eskimo Hotstuff, Kenneth Gurgel" gets Colossus Avalanched by BB Colossus in less than two minutes. Wonder why Mr. Gurgel doesn't look Eskimo? That's because the local man from Wasilla, AK is actually Japanese developmental trainer Eisaku Hoshino.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Colossus in 1:55</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Colossus Destroys Local Jobber (63/C)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>And BB Colossus' reign of terror continues, as the brutish former Chase Agency thug (former, as the Agency is now on Elite) makes mincemeat out of "Kenneth Gurgel", the kayfabe Alaska native who's actually quite established in the disparate worlds of puroresu and Japanese politics. Wonder what Eisaku Hoshino's Japanese fans are thinking, what with their idol temporarily repackaged as an Alaskan jobber.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Emerald Angel (w/Hell Monkey) vs Bobby Bruce © (w/Karen Killer) - non-title match (28/E)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/0ba83b6e-d629-4a99-8547-fd1a43f4370a_zps3c763c93.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/0ac0173d-5a30-4532-8409-017b60717323_zpsf5824508.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Jacob Jett is on commentary in this match, which features Shooting Star champ Bobby Bruce taking on Emerald Angel. While Bruce gets distracted repeatedly by Jett's presence in the announce table, and finds himself on the receiving end of two different types of Angel Grace, he emerges triumphant in the end, thanks to some well-timed distractions from his mom/manager Karen Killer, and that New York Minute-ripoff, the Bobby Blitzkrieg Bop.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - B. Bruce in 3:53</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Hypes Jack Bruce, Rants About Jett (73/B-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Holding up his Shooting Star belt in the air, Bobby Bruce angrily rips the mic away from a stage hand, and cuts a promo on Jacob Jett. Bruce says that he's above taking on challengers as crummy as Jett, especially if they're as small and slight as he is. He talks about how his father, Jack Bruce, worked his butt off to get to the top of the rock and wrestling world, but how he doesn't need to do that, because he's the "Rock 'n' Wrestling Prodigy." Bruce wraps up the promo by saying that once he's through beating Jett on the When Hell Freezes Over pre-show, "they'll have no choice but to move the Shooting Star title matches back to the actual pay-per-view."</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Skye Droppings (w/Chloe Dean) vs Sound and Silence (w/Koshiro Ino) (46/D)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/70772905-ee1d-4040-8f96-f9797eb29d2c_zps441940e1.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1aa1adea-40fe-4b53-b32f-e3b1746b24fd_zpscfcde323.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c6118693-9d15-4eba-b501-750de97e4afe_zpsba99648e.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/ea515182-67ce-48ce-a71b-306adfdff020_zpsadd47c76.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Remmy Skye spent most of last year jobbing with KP Avatar; could his new partnership with Matt Sparrow change things around? Probably not now - the team of Skye Droppings has its moments, including a precision Skye Diver on Ota that nearly results in a pin, but original DaVE jobber Sparrow has no answer to Magnum Kobe and his Magnum Deathlock.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNERS</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Sound and Silence in 6:11</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - O'Neill Hypes Kiichi and Donnie J vs Road Hoggz (42/D-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>While DaVE doesn't have a tag team title up for grabs, that doesn't mean there aren't any tag teams. With that in mind, BJ O'Neill says that the partnership of Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi could be the next big thing in DaVE, and the fact that they have experienced managers in herself and Jessie should help the two men make the most out of their ability. Donnie J gets a few words in, saying that "my aerial moves and Mikey's martial arts make for a lot of speed and athleticism, and that's something those big bikers don't have." When asked by Jason Azaria what he thinks about the team-up, Kiichi simply grunts that he "doesn't want any part of this crap", and walks out.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Kiichi and Jessie Argue (55/C-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>The teasing of the heel turn continues, as MJ Kiichi complains to manager Jessie that he shouldn't be placed in a tag team - he's good enough to move up the ranks by himself, and earn himself a title of his own. When Jessie suggests that Kiichi, who weighs 221 pounds, should lose a few pounds so he can contend for the Shooting Star belt, he is just short of totally losing it, calling Shooting Star a "kiddie belt" just like Mikey is a "kid's name."</em></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Morgan Rejects Anderson Alliance (46/D+)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>So what's pushed JD Morgan to make a return to active competition after initially debuting as the third man on the DaVE announce table? In this SWF App exclusive, we see John Anderson and Hannah trying to convince Morgan to "tell it like it is" and stop being a "do-gooder announcer" like Jason Azaria and Kyle Rhodes. Morgan tells Anderson that he is already telling it like it is, and doesn't need to change the way he calls matches. With Morgan having rejected Anderson's devil's advocacy, Hannah chases after him and warns him that refusing to do what he feels carries heavy consequences. Morgan interprets this as Anderson wanting a match, and he accepts.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi (w/BJ O'Neill and Jessie) vs Road Hoggz (43/D)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9718431e-d820-4446-82a6-7ebfa92fd7ed_zps9566a2ae.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9b7f16d4-1aa3-4872-9e5a-50ca09e1f8ea_zpsf2714fab.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9eef35b1-03ea-4a69-8589-0915cdba98b2_zps5c6a7b57.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/908618c6-92cb-4ffb-a072-35e9731fd5c1_zps656e146e.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>The unnamed tag team of Donnie J and Michael James Kiichi hasn't a whit of chemistry, and it's just as well - this is a one-time team-up designed to help Kiichi build up his heel turn. The team does seem to have some bright spots in this match, including a Scything Side Kick/Death on Venice Beach combo that Pete Roach kicks out of, but it all falls apart when Dozer Smith whips Kiichi against the ropes, as the brash former Cali Dragons/Undawater Union member accidentally knocks Jessie off the apron. As Kiichi looks at Jessie in concern, Dozer takes this opportunity to blast him with the Backdrop Driver and pick up the win for the Road Hoggz.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNERS</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Road Hoggz in 7:15</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Campbell Saves Donnie J from 2-on-1 (38/D-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Ash Campbell, ever so briefly part of The Eisen Entourage as one of their many next-generation workers, is teasing a turn of his own, and he does that by saving Donnie J from a post-match beatdown at the hands of Dozer Smith and Pete Roach. As Michael James Kiichi just stands there without a care in the world, Campbell's attempts to save Donnie J go to naught, as the kayfabe bikers beat him up as well. Jason Azaria and Kyle Rhodes condemn Kiichi for not helping, as he returns to the locker room after the Road Hoggz do, arguing with Jessie as they go along.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">JD Morgan vs John Anderson (w/Hannah) (58/C-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6f212e47-8d41-46e4-b9a1-315e490f0738_zps4f02fa19.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/eaa79e78-5ad3-4f2b-81df-161f61df5b48_zps2700208a.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>It would appear as if John Anderson is a step away from becoming a jobber to the stars, as this could be his next feud - a tiff with a 45-year-old semi-active guy who was hired just because of his previous history with the DaVE promotion. This match is very much the technical encounter - it's chock full of submission holds and reversals, including Anderson's brilliant escape from Morgan's Cross Atlantic Stretch, and Morgan slipping out of a Clear Conscience and scoring on a leg trip when most others wouldn't be able to do so. Anderson wins this with a Tiger Suplex on Morgan, but his victory is greeted by chants of "BO-RING!" from fans who didn't quite appreciate seeing two older workers in a technical battle.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Anderson in 7:39</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ANGLE - Batch Announces Randy B. Trade (52/D-)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8ba0fab9-50c3-4a06-a132-2ec49c3864f8_zps14a25584.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>We're now close to the final match of the evening, and it's only now that we're hearing again from DaVE GM Carlos Ray Batch in Orlando, Florida. He says that he's now at Randy Bumfhole's apartment, and the troubled SWF Superstar is not at home - he has, however, left a note on the front door, reading "MOVED OUT, CHANGED #, I'LL BE BACK." Batch says that Randy B.'s refusal to phone or text about tonight's absence from DaVE would normally be tantamount to dismissal if he were another GM - he wouldn't dare fire Randy from the SWF just because of that. But since he can't rely on a simple "promissory note" (Batch's words, not ours!) from Bumfhole, </em></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em><strong>he has no choice but to trade him to the Supreme brand, for a "playa to be named later."</strong></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Chris Caulfield © vs Koshiro Ino - DaVE Title Match (62/C)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e6c44042-e358-46c6-8dbe-4455d234753c_zps13a09a71.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> vs </span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4b1d0871-9572-481f-890e-ae55e2d0ad6a_zps520e7ec5.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><em>Chris Caulfield enters the ring to vigorous "USA! USA!" chants from the Wasilla, Alaska crowd, and he wastes no time unloading on Koshiro Ino, taking advantage of the hardcore rules used in DaVE title matches and making full use of the weapons at his disposal, especially chairs. Ino, despite not being a true hardcore worker, is very much up for this kind of a fight, and he mainly relies on a kendo stick, as well as chairs - the words "WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!" from Jason Azaria ring in the air as a Kobra's Bite onto a chair seems to be good enough to win it for Ino at 8:50. Still, Caulfield kicks out, and he spends the tenth to twelfth minutes regaining his advantage and pumping up the crowd with his traditional babyface comeback. At 12:16, Caulfield Danger Drops Ino on the mat and goes for the cover, but Ota pops out from underneath the ring to distract Shane Stones as Magnum Kobe hits the ring and Kobe Bombs Caulfield to break up the cover! Emerald Angel is next to hit the ring, to save Caulfield from the Kobe beatdown, and as Stones returns to the thick of things only to see the match way out of control, he calls for the bell and disqualifies both Caulfield and Ino. Clearly, this looks like DaVE's hot feud of the moment - Chris Caulfield, now joined by Emerald Angel and Hell Monkey, vs Team Puroresu.</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"><strong>WINNER</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua';"> - Nobody. Double disqualification at 12:42. Chris Caulfield is STILL the DaVE Champion.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37129" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Overall Grade - </strong><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">66/C+</span></strong><p><strong> SWF Uprising Rating - 1.00</strong></p></div></blockquote>

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<p><strong>Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC:</strong></p><p> </p><p>

- To expound on a previous OOC note - diary writing has burned me out over the past couple weeks. And it's not due to any cataclysmic personal event, as I remain mostly happy, mostly healthy and quite stable at work. It's hard to pinpoint any one thing that's sapped me, but I guess it's a combination of the following: a bad case of diary writer's block, busy work/personal schedules, and a desire to start personal-blogging again - about obscure '60s and '70s music, my own musical projects, B-movie reviews, restaurant reviews, basketball, and yes, wrestling. With all that said, I am not shutting this diary down, nor am I placing it on hiatus - having a three-brand diary has been one of my goals even before I saw The Lloyd's RW project, and I'm not abandoning ship this soon.</p><p> </p><p>

Barring any surge of inspiration, we're switching from fast food to slow cooking - it may take me at least 10-14 days instead of the usual one week to complete writing a week's worth of shows. Not sure how long this is going to be the case, but those creative juices just aren't flowing like they used to.</p><p> </p><p>

- At the end of Week 1 January, here's how everybody stands. January prediction game prize shall be as follows - pick one previous High Stakes competitor (except Alan Parent, because he shall be back on Season 4!) as a second-chance rookie, or pick any non-SWF or developmental worker aged 30 or less to take part in the fourth season. And the standings are:</p><p> </p><p>

1. kieranforthewin - 17/20, <span style="color:#00FF00;"><strong>85%</strong></span> (+5/6, 4/6, 7/8, +1)</p><p>

2. TheAwesomeBatman101 - 16/20, <span style="color:#2E8B57;"><strong>80%</strong></span> (+5/6, 5/6, 6/8)</p><p>

3. flavioooo - 15/20, <strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong> (+4/6, 5/6, 5/8, +1)</p><p>

3. w4lru5 - 15/20, <strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong> (+5/6, 5/6, 5/8)</p><p>

5. Psycho Sam - 14/20, <strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">70%</span></strong> (+4/6, +4/6, 6/8)</p><p>

6. Midnightnick - 12/20, <strong><span style="color:#FFA500;">60%</span></strong> (+4/6, 3/6, 5/8)</p><p> </p><p>

- Devine vs Frehley has been grading surprisingly well, which is why I decided to rerun the match on Supreme TV one week after it was a dark match.</p><p>

- The Charles Weston (Citizen X) and R.C. (Roger) Cage tag team has also been a pleasant surprise for me. I plan to have Cage cut more promos and make full use of his mic skills, and maybe have him pulling more JTTS duty - he's not a great worker, but he seems to have drawn his fair share of B-/B matches with main eventers as a jobber to the stars.</p><p>

- Having a Supreme/Elite Rewind on Uprising may turn out to be quite useful - due to the disproportionate percentage of midcard-and-below competitors showing their stuff on Uprising and "freezing" the crowd by the time the main event comes around, it helps to have some B-rated angles or better.</p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Keeping the last OOC in mind, it may take me some time to have these posted, but the go-home shows for When Hell Freezes Over are now up for prediction! Those who missed out on the first week still can qualify for the monthly prize - qualifiers need to predict at least 9 shows out of 13. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SWF Supreme TV</strong></p><p><strong>

Nassau Coliseum (New York, Tri-State)</strong></p><p><strong>

Tuesday, January 14, 2014</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Joshua Taylor vs Mainstream</p><p>

When Animals Attack vs Partay Dudez USA</p><p>

American Machine, Darryl Devine, Des Davids and ????? vs The 'Hood (Frehley/Laramee/Thompson/Allen)</p><p>

????? vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match</p><p>

Remo vs Drew Hawkins</p><p>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Bryan Vessey</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF Elite</strong></p><p><strong>

Peterson Events Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</strong></p><p><strong>

Friday, January 17, 2014</strong></p><p> </p><p>

High Concept vs The Awesomeness - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

Eros Squad vs C-V-2 - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

????? vs Sons of Sam</p><p>

Nicky Champion vs Rodney Ekuma</p><p>

Red Snapper vs Brandon James © - non-title match</p><p>

Jack Giedroyc and ????? vs Money-Bach Guarantee</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bonus Question #1</strong> - Who is the "worker to be named later" in the Randy Bumfhole trade who shall debut on DaVE in February? (Clue - Not yet on the roster pages)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Bonus Question #2</strong> - The SWF is hiring another announcer/color commentator to fill the third chair in DaVE. Who is he/she?</p><p> </p><p>

(Answers shall be revealed on the next Pro Wrestling Hits hiring news/rumors article.)</p>

[kieranforthewin]

<p>Yea! Top Of The Prediction Table! Probably won't last that long xD</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Nassau Coliseum (New York, Tri-State)</p><p>

Tuesday, January 14, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joshua Taylor</strong> vs Mainstream</p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>Partay Dudez USA</strong></p><p>

American Machine, Darryl Devine, Des Davids and ????? vs <strong>The 'Hood (Frehley/Laramee/Thompson/Allen)</strong></p><p>

????? vs <strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Remo</strong> vs Drew Hawkins</p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore </strong>vs Bryan Vessey</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

Peterson Events Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Friday, January 17, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

High Concept vs <strong>The Awesomeness </strong>- Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>Eros Squad</strong> vs C-V-2 - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Sons of Sam</p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion </strong>vs Rodney Ekuma</p><p>

Red Snapper vs <strong>Brandon James ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Jack Giedroyc and ?????</strong> vs Money-Bach Guarantee</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the "worker to be named later" in the Randy Bumfhole trade who shall debut on DaVE in February?</p><p>

Johnny Martin</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - The SWF is hiring another announcer/color commentator to fill the third chair in DaVE. Who is he/she?</p><p>

Alex Braun</p><p> </p><p>

(Answers shall be revealed on the next Pro Wrestling Hits hiring news/rumors article.)</p>

[Midnightnick]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Nassau Coliseum (New York, Tri-State)</p><p>

Tuesday, January 14, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joshua Taylor</strong> vs Mainstream</p><p>

When Animals Attack vs<strong> Partay Dudez USA</strong></p><p>

American Machine, Darryl Devine, Des Davids and ????? vs <strong>The 'Hood (Frehley/Laramee/Thompson/Allen)</strong></p><p><strong>

?????</strong> vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match</p><p>

Remo vs <strong>Drew Hawkins</strong></p><p><strong>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore</strong> vs Bryan Vessey</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

Peterson Events Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Friday, January 17, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

High Concept vs <strong>The Awesomeness </strong>- Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>Eros Squad </strong>vs C-V-2 - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

????? vs <strong>Sons of Sam</strong></p><p><strong>

Nicky Champion</strong> vs Rodney Ekuma</p><p>

Red Snapper vs <strong>Brandon James ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

Jack Giedroyc and ????? vs <strong>Money-Bach Guarantee</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p>

[KnowYourEnemy]

<p><strong>SWF Supreme TV</strong></p><p>

Nassau Coliseum (New York, Tri-State)</p><p>

Tuesday, January 14, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joshua Taylor</strong> vs Mainstream</p><p>

<strong>When Animals Attack </strong>vs Partay Dudez USA</p><p>

American Machine, Darryl Devine, Des Davids and James Prudence vs <strong>The 'Hood</strong> (Frehley/Laramee/Thompson/Allen)</p><p>

<strong>Valiant</strong> vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Remo</strong> vs Drew Hawkins</p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore</strong> vs Bryan Vessey</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

Peterson Events Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Friday, January 17, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

High Concept vs <strong>The Awesomeness </strong>- Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>Eros Squad</strong> vs C-V-2 - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Sons of Sam</p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion</strong> vs Rodney Ekuma</p><p>

Red Snapper vs <strong>Brandon James</strong> © - non-title match</p><p>

Jack Giedroyc and ????? vs <strong> Money-Bach Guarantee</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the "worker to be named later" in the Randy Bumfhole trade who shall debut on DaVE in February?</p><p>

<strong>Ian "Madman" Boone</strong></p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - The SWF is hiring another announcer/color commentator to fill the third chair in DaVE. Who is he/she?</p><p>

<strong>Lee Bambino</strong></p><p> </p><p>

(Answers shall be revealed on the next Pro Wrestling Hits hiring news/rumors article.)</p>

[w4lru5]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Nassau Coliseum (New York, Tri-State)</p><p>

Tuesday, January 14, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joshua Taylor</strong> vs Mainstream</p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>Partay Dudez USA</strong></p><p>

American Machine, Darryl Devine, Des Davids and ????? vs <strong>The 'Hood </strong>(Frehley/Laramee/Thompson/Allen)</p><p>

????? vs <strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

Remo vs <strong>Drew Hawkins</strong></p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore</strong> vs Bryan Vessey</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

Peterson Events Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Friday, January 17, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

High Concept vs <strong>The Awesomeness</strong> - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>Eros Squad</strong> vs C-V-2 - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>????? </strong>vs Sons of Sam</p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion</strong> vs Rodney Ekuma</p><p>

Red Snapper vs <strong>Brandon James ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

Jack Giedroyc and ????? vs <strong>Money-Bach Guarantee</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the "worker to be named later" in the Randy Bumfhole trade who shall debut on DaVE in February? (Clue - Not yet on the roster pages) <strong>Scout</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - The SWF is hiring another announcer/color commentator to fill the third chair in DaVE. Who is he/she?</p><p>

<strong>Alex Braun? Maybe?</strong></p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Forgot to include this, but the "Worker to be Named Later" debuting next month on DaVE has yet to be hired by the SWF... <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> So KnowYourEnemy, you still have time to change your answer, as it's not anyone who's currently on the roster pages.</p><p> </p><p>

Thanks to everyone who's joined in the predictions so far! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Might be posting a backstage segment either today or tomorrow.</p>

[Psycho Sam]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Tuesday, January 14, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joshua Taylor</strong> vs Mainstream</p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>Partay Dudez USA</strong></p><p>

American Machine, Darryl Devine, Des Davids and ????? vs <strong>The 'Hood (Frehley/Laramee/Thompson/Allen)</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong> ????? vs<strong> Jack Bruce </strong>© - non-title match</p><p>

Remo vs <strong>Drew Hawkins</strong></p><p>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore <strong>vs</strong> Bryan Vessey</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Elite</p><p>

ECW Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Friday, January 17, 2014</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>High Concept</strong> vs The Awesomeness - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>Eros Squad </strong>vs C-V-2 - Semifinal Match for Elite Tag Team Titles</p><p>

<strong>THE ARCHITECT & THE ARCHITECT w/ THE ARCHITECT</strong> vs Sons of Sam</p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion</strong> vs Rodney Ekuma</p><p>

Red Snapper vs <strong>Brandon James ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Jack Giedroyc and ?????</strong> vs Money-Bach Guarantee</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the "worker to be named later" in the Randy Bumfhole trade who shall debut on DaVE in February? (Clue - Not yet on the roster pages) <strong>Guide</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - The SWF is hiring another announcer/color commentator to fill the third chair in DaVE. Who is he/she?</p><p>

<strong>Montgomery Croft...a man can think, can't he? </strong><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

(Answers shall be revealed on the next Pro Wrestling Hits hiring news/rumors article.)</p>