OctoberRaven Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 Alright, applications sent, we'll see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 <p>(No luck from Warrior Engine or SAW...)</p><p> </p><p> Project NEXT Wizards of Winter</p><p> Saturday Week 1 January 2015</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence 33</p><p> </p><p> 1. Sammy The Shark cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Rhino Umaga.</p><p> 2. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Rhino Umaga defeated Sammy The Shark in 11:52 by pinfall with a Rhino Charge.</p><p> 3. Scene from earlier tonight, JOJI and Paranoia eat some sliders at White Castle, and run into Carl Batch, who is wearing a Nirvana shirt and has a flannel jacket around his waist.</p><p> 4. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, JOJI and Paranoia defeated Tennessee William and Zachary Inc in 8:26 when Paranoia defeated Tennessee William by pinfall with a Freak Out.</p><p> 5. Claire Winters cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.</p><p> 6. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Claire Winters in 5:58 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 6 of her Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 7. Brimstone cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Murder Dragon.</p><p> 8. Murder Dragon makes an elaborate entrance WITH FOG MACHINE</p><p> 9. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Brimstone in a Barbed Wire Tables match in 11:45 when Brimstone was put through a table with a Moonrise.</p><p> 10. Ash Campbell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Magwitch.</p><p> 11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Magwitch in a Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch match in 10:20 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press following botched interference by Rhino Umaga. Ash Campbell makes defence number 2 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> 12. Ash Campbell is being attacked by Rhino and Magwitch in the ring. Seeing the assault, Murder Dragon comes running in and fights them both off, saving Campbell from a serious beating. </p><p> </p><p> Rating: E</p><p> </p><p> Speeches: Ash told awesome, Rhino told awesome, Carl ripped into</p><p> </p><p> Also, because I forgot to do this, here's what Jimmy's skills look like now:</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/9353/05h5.png</span></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 <p><strong>Project NEXT Thrown Into The Pit</strong></p><p> Saturday Week 4 February 2015</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance 47</p><p> </p><p> 1. Batch and Zachary Inc cut a backstage promo, Batch talking through a sock puppet.</p><p> 2. In an extremely poor match, Rhino Umaga defeated Tennessee William, Zachary Inc and Sammy The Shark in 12:08; the order of elimination was Zachary Inc first, then Tennessee William, and finally Sammy The Shark.</p><p> 3. Fuyuko Higa cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Joanna Silver.</p><p> 4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Fuyuko Higa defeated Joanna Silver in 5:33 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 7 of her Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 5. Paranoia is backstage, psyching up JOJI for his upcoming match.</p><p> 6. Murder Dragon makes an elaborate entrance WITH FOG MACHINE~!</p><p> 7. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Murder Dragon and Paranoia defeated Brimstone and Magwitch in 12:06 when Murder Dragon defeated Brimstone by submission with an Innocent Sin.</p><p> 8. Ash Campbell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with JOJI.</p><p> 9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated JOJI in 10:02 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press. Ash Campbell makes defence number 3 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> </p><p> Grade: E</p><p> </p><p> Speech: Ash told awesome, Rhino told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless</p><p> ------</p><p> </p><p> Next month is our Season Finale show. Carl wants me to have something special for our main event between Ash Campbell and Rhino Umaga.</p><p> </p><p> Careful what you wish for you sellout.</p><p> </p><p> You just. Might. Get. It.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Dolphin Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 <p>Take My Money! All Of It!</p><p> </p><p> (EDIT: All caps blocked? Didn't know the forum was so sophisticated.)</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 <p><strong>Project NEXT Boston Massacre II: The Second Barrage</strong></p><p> Featuring <strong>LIVE MUSIC</strong> by Nirvana parody tribute band In Bloomers</p><p> Saturday Week 4 March 2015, Attendance 56</p><p> </p><p> 1. In an extremely poor match, Sammy The Shark, JOJI and Paranoia defeated Tennessee William, Brimstone and Zachary Inc in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 12:28 when Sammy The Shark defeated Tennessee William by pinfall with an Ace In The Hole. Carl Batch at ringside was dressed in a Dracula costume.</p><p> 1a. While the ropes were changed, In Bloomers played their song "Grape Drink"</p><p> 2. In an extremely poor match, Deborah Young defeated Fuyuko Higa in a Barbed Wire Tables match in 6:24 when Fuyuko Higa was put through a table with a powerbomb. Deborah Young wins the Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 3. Murder Dragon makes a spectacular over-the-top entrance.</p><p> 4. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Magwitch in a Burning Ropes Deathmatch match in 7:43 by submission with an Innocent Sin.</p><p> 5. While the ropes were changed again, In Bloomers played their song "Smells Like Tween Spirit"</p><p> 6. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Rhino Umaga drew with Ash Campbell in a Boston Massacre match in 14:36 when Murder Dragon beats down Umaga and Ash with a barbed wire chair before hitting Kurt Lovenkrantz with the Switchblade Kiss..</p><p> 7. And Dharma Gregg comes out in a suit, addressing herself as the Project Director of Project NEXT, and declares that since neither man forced their opponent to submit, they BOTH lose, so the Project NEXT World title is hereby vacant!</p><p> </p><p> Grade: E-</p><p> </p><p> Ash Campbell praised, Umaga praised, Carl Batch insulted.</p><p> -----------</p><p> </p><p> So to determine the next champion, we're going to have our first ever tournament, the King of Xtreme Tournament. Here's the brackets:</p><p> </p><p> Murder Dragon vs JOJI - Light Tubes and Glass Panels</p><p> Tennesse William vs Brimstone - Barbed Wire Boards</p><p> Zachary Inc vs Magwitch- Flaming Tables</p><p> Paranoia vs Sammy The Shark- 1,000 Thumbtacks</p><p> </p><p> Semi-Final 1- No Ropes Barbedwire</p><p> Semi-Final 2- Backlot Dumpster Match</p><p> </p><p> Finals- Fans Bring The Weapons Ladder Match</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 <p><strong>Project NEXT King of Xtreme</strong></p><p> Friday Week 4 April 2015</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance 38</p><p> </p><p> 1. Carl Batch runs down the brackets for the King of Xtreme tournament, dressed like a hobo.</p><p> 2. Director Gregg makes a statement, claiming that Ash Campbell isn't good enough to be her champion.</p><p> 3. In an extremely poor match, Murder Dragon defeated JOJI in a Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch match in 8:20 by submission with a Kusanagi.</p><p> 4. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Tennessee William defeated Brimstone in a Barbed Wire Boards Match in 8:06 by pinfall with a Devil's Crossroad.</p><p> 5. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Magwitch defeated Zachary Inc in a Flaming Tables match in 7:34 when Zachary Inc was put through a table with a Uranage Slam</p><p> 6. In an extremely poor match, Sammy The Shark defeated Paranoia in a 1,000 Thumbtacks match in 6:08 by pinfall with an Ace In The Hole.</p><p> 7. JOJI meets Paranoia backstage, taunting him for his loss, Paranoia notes JOJI lost too and they argue, agreeing to face off next month.</p><p> 8. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Tennessee William in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 12:26 by submission with a Hangman's Noose.</p><p> 9. In an extremely poor match, Sammy The Shark defeated Magwitch in a Backlot Dumpster match in 7:43 by throwing Magwitch into the dumpster.</p><p> 10. In an extremely poor match, Ash Campbell and Deborah Young drew with Rhino Umaga and Fuyuko Higa in 13:03 when Ash and Rhino double teamed referee Kurt Lovenkrantz.</p><p> 11. Rhino hits Kurt with a Rhino Charge, and Ash hits a Shooting Star!</p><p> 12. Rhino and Ash protest the title vacating, and refuse to leave the ring until Director Gregg meets their demands. Gregg relents and books Ash Campbell to face the champion at the next show.</p><p> 13. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Sammy The Shark in a Fans Bring The Weapons Ladder match in 15:10 when Murder Dragon retrieved the World Title belt. Murder Dragon wins the Project NEXT King of Xtreme title. Murder Dragon wins the Project NEXT World title. </p><p> </p><p> Speech: Dharma Gregg told awesome, Sammy The Shark told awesome, Carl Batch repeatedly insulted.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 <p><strong><em>A wild XWA appears!</em></strong></p><p> </p><p> New promotion, XWA. SERIOUS WRESTLING YO.</p><p> </p><p> Should I apply?</p><p> </p><p> Usual deal, vote <strong>YES</strong> or <strong>NO</strong>, first to five or within 24 hours wins.</p><p> </p><p> Tiebreaker this time will be a YES.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Oh hell No to XWA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickymex Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 <p><strong>No</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>...</strong></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timber Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yes, Take the reigns and turn them into a national powerhouse, or bankrupt them and cast millions of indie workers into the abyss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlightning Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 <p>Yes!</p><p> YEs!</p><p> YES!</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMTheMan Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Nope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 <p>Vote Count</p><p> </p><p> Yes 2</p><p> No 3</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlightning Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Vote Count<p> </p><p> Yes 2</p><p> No 3</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I counted 4 yes and 3 no.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 You said yes three times, that still counts as one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlightning Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You said yes three times, that still counts as one.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Actually that was one vote for me, one vote for myself, and a third vote for I. Three votes. 4-3</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sam Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 <p><strong>No!</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>No!</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>No!</strong></p><p> </p><p> There, that balances it out. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 <p>Final count is 2-4 for No.</p><p> </p><p> XWA doesn't get Razor'd. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 <p><strong>Project NEXT Schadenfruede: Joy of Pain</strong></p><p> Friday Week 4 May 2015</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance 48</p><p> </p><p> 1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Paranoia defeated JOJI in 5:54 by pinfall with a surprise roll up.</p><p> 2. Sammy The Shark is backstage with Director Gregg. He asks to be given a chance to wrestle Murder Dragon in a singles match. Director Gregg says that she'll think about it.</p><p> 3. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Sammy The Shark defeated Zachary Inc in 7:43 by pinfall with an Ace In The Hole. Carl Bach was dressed in a Detroit Red Wings jersey.</p><p> 4. Fuyuko Higa cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Deborah Young.</p><p> 5. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Deborah Young in 5:49 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa wins the Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 6. Rhino Umaga cuts a backstage promo.</p><p> 7. In an extremely poor match, Rhino Umaga and Magwitch defeated Brimstone and Tennessee William in 11:35 when Rhino Umaga defeated Tennessee William by pinfall with a Rhino Charge.</p><p> 8. Ash Campbell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Murder Dragon.</p><p> 9. Murder Dragon makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p> 10. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Ash Campbell in 14:56 by pinfall with a Moonrise. During the match we also had Rhino Umaga turn on Campbell. Murder Dragon makes defence number 1 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> 11. Sammy The Shark attacks Ash Campbell in the ring, apparently getting directions from Director Gregg...</p><p> 12. Umaga and Sammy beat on Ash Campbell as Murder Dragon makes his way up to the ramp... then the guitar hook of "Awakening The Chaos" hits and Murder Dragon rushes back in the ring, cleaning house and saving Ash, to Director Gregg's fury!</p><p> </p><p> Grade: E</p><p> Speeches: Ash praised, Sammy praised, Carl Batch insulted</p><p> </p><p> -----</p><p> </p><p> Unfortunately we're losing money and a certain complete sellout jerk wants more capital, so we're going to run on a reduced schedule for a while. Sellout.</p><p> </p><p> But at least I convinced him to let me do a holiday double shot in December.</p><p> </p><p> He's still a sellout, though.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebest2427 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Yeah!! Geaux Red Wings!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 <p><strong>Project NEXT: 'MERICA 2: Beer and Hotdogs</strong></p><p> Saturday Week 4 July 2015</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendance 61</p><p> </p><p> 1. Tennessee William has a microphone, and tears into Carl Batch, telling him that he is going to get easily beaten in their upcoming match.</p><p> 2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Zachary Inc defeated Tennessee William in 6:30 by pinfall with a Credit Crunch.</p><p> 3. Fuyuko Higa cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Electric Dreamer.</p><p> 4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Fuyuko Higa defeated Electric Dreamer in 5:40 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 1 of her Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 5. Magwitch, Paranoia and Brimstone appear in a movie parody.</p><p> 6. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Magwitch and Paranoia defeated Brimstone and JOJI in 5:56 when Magwitch defeated Brimstone by pinfall with a Stump Piledriver.</p><p> 7. Sammy The Shark cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Murder Dragon.</p><p> 8. Murder Dragon makes an elaborate entrance WITH FOG MACHINE~!</p><p> 9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Sammy The Shark in 9:39 by pinfall with a Switchblade Kiss. Murder Dragon makes defence number 2 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> 10. Ash Campbell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Rhino Umaga.</p><p> 11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Rhino Umaga in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 15:08 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press off a ladder</p><p> </p><p> Grade: E</p><p> Ash told awesome, Sammy told awesome, Carl repeatedly insulted.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Dolphin Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> 5. Magwitch, Paranoia and Brimstone appear in a movie parody.</p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I think this deserves a lot more detail than it got. What the hell was the movie? Grindhouse 2?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickymex Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I think this deserves a lot more detail than it got. What the hell was the movie? Grindhouse 2?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> It was a remake of white chicks.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 Actually, it was a three-person version of Waiting for Godot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 <p>Minor update: UCW opened, but because they're going to be ranked lower than me (I am close to Regional; I've been involved in Regional Battles which is a sure sign of it, however I'm going to stay Local for a while longer to make a buffer in Importance so I don't yo-yo back to Local) and well, I don't want to go.</p><p> </p><p> Note that this is consistent with what I've said earlier, that I only intend on putting promotions up to a vote that I don't want to be in if they're higher ranking than me. They won't be, so I won't be.</p><p> </p><p> Just clarifying this for future reference in case either UCW goes bankrupt or one of Carl Batch's absurd goals gets me fired.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.