(Road To Glory) The Legend of Jimmy Razor

Rickymex · January 11, 2014

Night 1:

Jimmy The Razor vs Matt Hocking

Acid II vs Kirk Jameson

DJ Paradox vs Hugh De Aske

Findlay O'Farraday vs Tennessee William

Night 2:

Knuckles vs Mean Jean Cattley

Irwin Gutmann vs Magwitch

Sammy Ford vs Citizen X

Paranoia vs Ash Campbell

Night 3:

(Jimmy The Razor/Matt Hocking) vs (Acid II/Kirk Jameson)

(DJ Paradox/Hugh De Aske) vs (Findlay O'Farraday/Tennessee William)

(Knuckles/Mean Jean Cattley) vs (Irwin Gutmann/Magwitch)

(Sammy Ford/Citizen X) vs (Paranoia/Ash Campbell)

(Jimmy The Razor/Matt Hocking/Acid II/Kirk Jameson) vs (DJ Paradox/Hugh De Aske/Findlay O'Farraday/Tennessee William)

(Knuckles/Mean Jean Cattley/Irwin Gutmann/Magwitch) vs (Sammy Ford/Citizen X/Paranoia/Ash Campbell)

(Jimmy The Razor/Matt Hocking/Acid II/Kirk Jameson/DJ Paradox/Hugh De Aske/Findlay O'Farraday/Tennessee William) vs (Knuckles/Mean Jean Cattley/Irwin Gutmann/Magwitch/Sammy Ford/Citizen X/Paranoia/Ash Campbell)

OctoberRaven · January 12, 2014

Project NEXT Winter Wars Part 1

Tuesday Week 4 December 2016

Live At Biker's Paradise, Attendence 57

1. In an extremely poor match, Mean Jean Cattley, Magwitch, Citizen X, Ash Campbell and Zachary Inc defeated Knuckles, Irwin Gutmann, Sammy Ford, Paranoia and Extreme Deluxe in 15:11 when Ash Campbell defeated Extreme Deluxe by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press.

2. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Matt Hocking in 12:28 by submission with a Sonnenblume. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 14 of his Project NEXT World title.

3. In an extremely poor match, Kirk Jameson defeated Acid II in 6:06 by submission with a Kirk-Hold.

4. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Bonnie Clyde and Glorious Gloria in 6:41; the order of elimination was Glorious Gloria first, and then Bonnie Clyde. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 4 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

5. In an extremely poor match, Hugh de Aske defeated DJ Paradox in 6:08 by pinfall with a Cut-Throat Driver.

6. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Findlay O'Farraday defeated Tennessee William in 8:14 by pinfall with an Atomic Spinebuster.

Grade: E+

Praise: Findlay, Hocking, Tennessee

Project NEXT Winter Wars Part 2

Wednesday Week 4 December 2016

Live At Biker's Paradise, Attendence 60

1. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy The Razor, Acid II, DJ Paradox, Findlay O'Farraday and Zachary Inc defeated Matt Hocking, Kirk Jameson, Hugh de Aske, Tennessee William and Extreme Deluxe in 12:28 when Jimmy The Razor took a bad bump from a powerbomb by Matt Hocking, so Acid II rolled up Hocking for the three count. Jimmy was sent to the ER.

2. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Knuckles defeated Mean Jean Cattley in 11:57 by pinfall with a Stay Of Execution.

3. In an extremely poor match, Irwin Gutmann defeated Magwitch in 8:03 by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.

4. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Citizen X defeated Sammy Ford in 12:13 by pinfall with a Flaming Anarchy.

5. In an extremely poor match, Ash Campbell defeated Paranoia in 7:33 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press.

6. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Bonnie Clyde in a Flaming Tables match in 7:51 when Bonnie Clyde was put through a table with a powerbomb. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 5 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

Grade: E

Praise: Fuyuko Higa, Citizen X, Sammy Ford

Project NEXT Winter Wars Part 3

Thursday Week 4 December 2016

Live At Biker's Paradise, Attendence 71

1. Dharma Gregg, breaking character, announces that Jimmy Razor had a spinal injury last night, his emergency surgery was a success. However due to the injury, Razor's Project NEXT World title is hereby vacant.

2. To determine Jimmy's replacement in the tournament, in an extremely poor match, Matt Hocking won a battle royal in 9:53. The other members of the 'final four' were JD Morgan, Citizen X and Mean Jean Cattley, with JD Morgan being the final elimination. Citizen X got the most eliminations over the course of the match.

3. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Matt Hocking defeated Kirk Jameson in 12:06 by pinfall with a Hock Shock.

4. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Findlay O'Farraday defeated Hugh de Aske in 12:14 by pinfall with an Atomic Spinebuster.

5. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Irwin Gutmann defeated Knuckles in 7:41 by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.

6. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Citizen X in 10:16 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press.

7. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, DJ Paradox defeated Paranoia in a Backlot Dumpster match in 6:12 when Paranoia was trapped.

8. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Matt Hocking defeated Findlay O'Farraday in 11:37 by pinfall with a Hock Shock.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Irwin Gutmann in 10:03 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press.

10. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Fuyuko Higa defeated JD Morgan in 7:44 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Matt Hocking in a Landmine Barbed Wire Boards Deathmatch match in 15:10 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press. Ash Campbell wins the Project NEXT Winter Wars title. Ash Campbell wins the Project NEXT World title.

Grade: E+

Praise: Ash Campbell, Matt Hocking, JD Morgan

Project NEXT is now Small!

Jimmy's Journal:

I attended the show via FaceTime.

Carl Batch told me we're not going to do deathmatches anymore after my injury, period. Liability issues, he says.

Bullshit. The match we did wasn't even a deathmatch! Well, it did involve a barbed wire chair, but that's beside the point!

I told him to go **** himself. I quit. Sellout bitch.

Coming up next: 2016 year in review!

OctoberRaven · January 12, 2014

2016 Best Matches for Project NEXT

1. Fuyuko Higa d. JD Morgan (Winter Wars Part 3)

2. Knuckles d. Mean Jean Cattley (Winter Wars Part 2)

3. Jimmy The Razor d. Matt Hocking (Winter Wars Part 1)

4. Matt Hocking d. Findlay O'Farraday (Winter Wars Part 3)

5. Matt Hocking d. Kirk Jameson (Winter Wars Part 3)

6. Ash Campbell d. Rhino Umaga and JD Morgan (Kill Or Be Killed)

7. Findlay O'Farraday d. Tennessee William (Winter Wars Part 1)

8. Irwin Gutmann d. Knuckles (Winter Wars Part 3)

9. Matt Hocking wins the Replacement Battle Roayl (Winter Wars Part 3)

10. Citizen X d. Sammy Ford (Winter Wars Part 2)

My Roll: 24 (10 points to physical skills. All going to Athleticism)

Jimmy's Skill Block:

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2016 Year-End Awards

Wrestler: El Leon

Promotion: Burning Hammer

Team: Pablo Rodriguez and Champange Lover

Match: Kawashima and Koiso d. Musashibo and Yasuda in PGHW

Show: Night of the Burning Hammer

Youngster: Sonny Wildside

Veteran: Tadiyuki Kikkawa

Female Wrestler: Shiori Jippensha

Most Improved Company: L-Ring

Indy Wrestler: Big Smack Scott (Yes, Really)

Manager: Emma Chase

Announcer: Ricardo Arias

Color Commentator: Eric Tyler

Referee: Okura Umeki

Company Closures:

WEXXV

Noteable Retirements:

Genghis Rahn

Honest Frank

Huntress Makiko

Deaths:

Carol Singer, Natural Causes, 42

George DeColt, Natural Causes, 72

Clarence Garcia, Spontaneous Combustion, 43

El Patron (Allegedly), Natural Causes (If You Believe The Rumors), 75 (Dirtsheet Nonsense)

Danny Patterson, Shooting Accident, 40

Top 3 In Review:

#1- TCW- National

World- Joshua Tyler

Tag Team- John Anderson and Rick Law

International- Freddy Huggins

All Action: Chance Fortune

#2- SWF- National

World- Angry Gilmore

Tag Team- The Higlights (Rogue and Eric Eisen) (Still)

North American- Brandon James (Still)

#3- USPW- Cult

World- Chris Caufield (Still)

Tag Team- Towers of Power (Danny Rushmore and Rick Muscles) (Still)

National- Andre Jones

TV- Petr Novak (Still)

Women's- Gorgon (Still)

-----

Okay so here's how unemployment will work:

I will apply for every job available up to Regional.

If the company hiring me is Local, I will call a vote before accepting.

If more than one company hires me, and I don't have a personal preference, I will choose the one with the highest size. If two or more are tied, I will call a vote.

The only companies in 2017 January with spots to fill are... Project NEXT and FEW.

Here we go.

OctoberRaven · January 15, 2014

Well, Project NEXT has done the only thing they could do without me: Push Ash Campbell to beat everyone. Weak booking.

After my recovery I decided to take the occasional indy booking now and then, just to keep myself in ring shape.

I'm waiting for Carl to fire Remy Honeyman and come crawling back, or maybe for Mitch Naess to bring me aboard.

I look in my email...

Subj: Job offer

From: <a href="mailto:" rel="">GJimmyMorrisUK@gmail.com</a>

To: <a href="mailto:" rel="">BookTheRazor@gmail.com</a>

Hey there mate, I'm Geordie Jimmy Morris.

I'm opening a new company, High Impact Wrestling. I'm looking for a wrestler to also be my creative consultant, you know, bounce ideas off of. I don't have much talent yet, just some announcers and a young lad named Jonni Lowlife. I know it seems odd for me to want to hire a Yank who's never worked in the UK but I've seen your work and I think you're just the man I need. Plus, you can always cheap heat by acting like an obnoxious tourist, crowds love to boo that kind of guff.

Obviously you'll have to move, so I'll understand if you say no, but if you say yes I'll handle transportation and your work visa. I'll also give you the spare room in my flat, used to have a snooker table but I sold it, so it's just empty space now.

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Of course I sent my reply immediately, told him I was in (and also asked what the hell is snooker).

Adios America! To England I go!

(EDIT- I know I said I'd poll on Locals, but I've gotten annoyed by the many companies that snubbed me. I will, however, bypass my other "Wait a year before taking a new job" rule)

KnowYourEnemy · January 16, 2014

Well, at least this time, if the promotion goes under you can always become 21CW development!

Seriously, will enjoy this, can't wait to see what Championship belts look like.

OctoberRaven · January 16, 2014

Initial Roster:

Wrestlers:

Andrew Lee - Main Eventer- Extremist

Grave Digger- Midcarder- Man Beast

Jimmy Razor- Midcarder- Cocky Youth

JK (aka JK Lee)- Upper Midcarder- Dealer

Jonni Lowlife- Main Eventer- Grunge Dealer

Maxwell Bleak- Midcarder- City Slickers

Notorious FREAK- Midcarder- Masochist

Ripper LeStat- Upper Midcarder- Deadman

Simon Ice- Upper Midcarder- Dealer

Strife- Upper Midcarder- Thrill Seeker

Tony Wright- Main Eventer- Lounge Lizard

Ultra Fly- Main Eventer- Dude

Tag teams:

Crystal Kids- JK and Simon Ice

Non-Wrestlers:

Candy Cox (aka Simona Cox)- Manages FREAK

Emma Evans- Manages Tony Wright

Geordie Jimmy Morris- Road Agent

Jacob Bailey- Referee

Kathleen Lee- Manages Jimmy Razor

Manny Morham- Announcer

Melvin The Fantastic- Color Commentator

Franchise Players:

1. Andrew Lee

2. Jonni Lowlife

3. Ultra Fly

4. Tony Wright

Hot Prospects:

1. Jimmy Razor

2. Grave Digger

3. Notorious FREAK

4. Maxwell Bleak

Talk The Talk:

1. Kathleen Lee

2. Melvin The Fantastic

Big Roguey · January 16, 2014

You have Ultra Fly in your promotion and are playing a drug dealer gimmick.

Bravo good sir. Bravo.

OctoberRaven · January 16, 2014

HIW Volume 1

Saturday Week 4 May 2017

Live at the Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 87

1. We open with "Macho Man" by the Village People, as Tony Wright comes out with Emma Evans, revealing himself to be the owner of HIW. The Department of Media, Culture, and Sport has declared that Tony has to crown his champion in a tournament, but he warns his employees to do what's Wright for business. Or. Else.

2. For the first match, Jimmy Razor comes out wearing a New England Patriots jersey with Kathleen Lee. He cuts a promo about how better American football is than "the sport you call football, which is a GIRLS game". Instant. Nuclear. Heat.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Jimmy Razor defeated JK and Andrew Lee in 15:29; the order of elimination was JK first, and then Andrew Lee.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Ripper LeStat defeated Strife and Ultra Fly in 15:06; the order of elimination was Strife first, and then Ultra Fly.

5. Candy Cox comes out, leading her charge, Notorious FREAK, out to the ring on a leash. Cox calls FREAK her "Pet" and tells him that if he doesn't win the tournament, he won't get to "taste some Hard Candy" tonight. Whatever that means.

6. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. and Simon Ice in 14:47; the order of elimination was Notorious F.R.E.A.K. first, and then Simon Ice.

7. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Jonni Lowlife defeated Grave Digger and Maxwell Bleak in 9:32; the order of elimination was Grave Digger first, and then Maxwell Bleak. Grave Digger was eliminated by TKO because the Crystal Kids attacked him outside of the ring.

8. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Ripper LeStat defeated Jimmy Razor in 10:11 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler, then forced Jimmy to wear a Birmingham City jersey to the crowd's approval.

9. Tony Wright and Jonni Lowlife met in ring next, and Emma Evans slips Lowlife 200 Pounds!

10. In an extremely short match, Tony Wright defeated Jonni Lowlife in 0:03 by pinfall when Jonni laid down and Tony pinned him.

11. As Tony Wright is about to announce intermission, "Death Comes Ripping" by the Misfits plays and Ripper LeStat charges through the crowd, attacking Tony Wright! The referee rings the bell!

12. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright defeated Ripper LeStat in 14:56 by pinfall with a Widow Maker after Emma Evans distracted the ref allowing Tony to hit Ripper over the head with a bulb of garlic! Because Ripper's a vampire, see. A heroic vampire, but a vampire all the same. Anyway, Tony Wright wins the HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: E

Speeches: Tony Wright told awesome, Ripper LeStat told awesome, Geordie Jimmy told awesome.

(OOC NOTE- Jimmy Razor's character's opinions on futbol do not in any way resemble the author's)

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GJ and I (that's what I call him, GJ) talked about the show.

GJ thinks Andrew Lee got the best reactions of the night, and that we should be pushing him. I was lobbying for Ripper to be Tony Wright's nemesis, but he's the boss so whatevs.

Grave Digger also got over too, so my plans for him remain the same.

Overall it was a good show. Morris feels the fans didn't 'get' some of the characters, but we'll work on that in coming shows.

(OOC Note- Yeah, I'm using the SHIMMER name convention.)

Rickymex · January 16, 2014

Candy Cox is a tranny?

K-Nection · January 16, 2014

Girls game I am surprised they did not riot! New England Patriots egahd man are you trying to get killed!

OctoberRaven · January 16, 2014

HIW Volume 2

Saturday Week 4 June 2017

Live at the Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 87

1. Candy Cox had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Notorious F.R.E.A.K. and Ripper LeStat, again reminding FREAK that he needs to win to "taste Hard Candy".

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Ripper LeStat defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 10:20 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

3. "Macho Man" plays as Tony Wright comes out with Emma Evans, as he decrees that from now on, HIW is a "relaxed rules" promotion, meaning virtually anything goes! He also tells Jonni Lowlife that he'll be fighting for the title, and promises another "bonus" for Jonni if he does "what's Wright for business". Jonni comes out and basically tells Tony to go F himself, and the two have to be seperated as they nearly come to blows.

4. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Strife defeated Maxwell Bleak in 11:10 by pinfall with a Corkscrew Moonsault.

5. Crystal Kids have an interview in which they taunt Grave Digger.

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Grave Digger and Andrew Lee defeated Crystal Kids in 11:46 when Andrew Lee defeated Simon Ice by submission with a chokeout.

7. Razor and Kathleen Lee make their entrance, Razor punting Nerf NFL footballs into the crowd.

8. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy Razor defeated Ultra Fly in 14:59 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Tony Wright defeated Jonni Lowlife in 14:51 by pinfall with a Widow Maker. Tony Wright makes defence number 1 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

10. Tony Wright puts a chair around Jonni's ankle and goes to the top rope, but Andrew Lee comes out to save the day. Wright tries to retreat, but Lee catches him... AND CHOKES HIM OUT!

Grade: E+

Speeches: Wright awesome, Lowlife awesome, GJ awesome.

White Dolphin · January 16, 2014

Wheres Our New Favorite Team?

OctoberRaven · January 17, 2014

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OctoberRaven · January 17, 2014

HIW Volume 3

Saturday Week 4 July 2017

Norman Blue Athletic Center 67

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Ultra Fly defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 10:11 by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

2. Candy Cox wraps the leash around Notorious F.R.E.A.K.'s neck and chokes him as "punishment" for losing again.

3. Ripper LeStat cuts a promo explaining that he was a vampire hunter who was turned into a vampire by the most infamous vampire of all of England... JACK THE RIPPER (DUN DUN DUN), and now he fights the creatures of the night AND general crime. Yeah, I was watching way too much Blade when I came up with this gimmick.

4. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Jonni Lowlife in 14:58 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crystal Kids defeated Maxwell Bleak and Strife in 10:17 when JK defeated Maxwell Bleak by pinfall with an Overdose.

6. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy Razor defeated Grave Digger in 10:13 by submission with a Sonnenblume.

7. Tony Wright and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Andrew Lee.

8. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright defeated Andrew Lee in 15:24 by pinfall with a Widow Maker. During the match we also had Jimmy Razor run in and attack Lee. Tony Wright makes defence number 2 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

9. Andrew Lee is being attacked, four-on-one, by Tony Wright, JK, Simon Ice and Jimmy Razor in the ring. Seeing the assault, Ripper LeStat comes running in and helps fight the four attackers off, saving Lee from a serious beating.

Grade: E+

Tony Wright told awesome, Andrew Lee told awesome, Emma Evans told awesome.

OctoberRaven · January 18, 2014

HIW Volume 4

Saturday Week 4 August 2017

Live at the Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 70

1. Tony Wright and Jimmy Razor are talking backstage, Tony with his secretary Emma Evans, Jimmy with his girlfriend Kathleen Lee. Tony and Razor discuss the show, and the main event featuring Ripper LeStat. Meanwhile, Emma is completely focused on Jimmy Razor...

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Ultra Fly defeated Strife and Maxwell Bleak in 9:52; the order of elimination was Maxwell Bleak first, and then Strife.

3. Candy Cox drags Notorious FREAK out for his match, FREAK wearing a ball gag tonight. Cox says FREAK will be wearing the ball gag until he can win a match and earn his Hard Candy.

4. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 10:25 by pinfall with a Low Down.

5. Crystal Kids have an interview in which they taunt Grave Digger.

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Grave Digger defeated Crystal Kids in 10:08 when Grave Digger gave them both RIPs and then pinned them both.

7. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Jimmy Razor in 14:45 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

8. Ripper LeStat has an interview in which he taunts Tony Wright.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ripper LeStat defeated Tony Wright in 14:32 when Razor accidentally hit Tony Wright with a chair, Lestat hit Razor with a lariat then spiked Tony with a Vlad's Impaler onto the chair for the three count. Ripper LeStat wins the HIW English Heavyweight title.

10. Razor recovers and Switchblade Kisses Ripper LeStat, and when Tony recovers they attack LeStat 2-on-1 until Andrew Lee makes the save.

Grade: E

Speech: Tony told awesome, Ripper told awesome, Emma told awesome.

HIW is now Small!

OctoberRaven · January 18, 2014

A WILD ELITE APPEARS~!

You guys know the deal, YES or NO, first to five wins.

I'll be out of town tomorrow, so deadline is Whenever I Get Around To Checking The Votes, or 24 hours, whichever comes later

Timber · January 18, 2014

YES always yes

Rickymex · January 18, 2014

No and I find it unfair that you're booking yourself in a love triangle with Evans and Lee.

KnowYourEnemy · January 18, 2014

yes

Pteroid · January 18, 2014

Oh so very yes.

K-Nection · January 19, 2014

no I think you will be better off in HIW for now. You are in a love triangle for pete's sake.

OctoberRaven · January 19, 2014

Alright, that's 3 yes 2 no

Let's see how it goes

OctoberRaven · January 20, 2014

ELITE application fail

New Wrestlers:

Colin Picalo - Biker

The Elimination Agents - Power and Paint

Roy Edison - Bad Ass

Next show will not be the usual monthly event but the first ever HIW United Kingdom Cup.

All rounds will be randomly drawn up to the finals.

First Round:

Grave Digger vs Andrew Lee

JK vs Jonni Lowlife

Ultra Fly vs Roy Edison

Notorious FREAK vs Jimmy Razor

Strife vs Maxwell Bleak

Genocide Agent vs Tony Wright

Ripper LeStat vs Colin Picalo

Suicide Agent vs Simon Ice

OctoberRaven · January 20, 2014

JK and Strife had an argument, and then JK hit Strife's car with a rock, cracking one of the mirrors. I made him pay for the damages.

HIW United Kingdom Cup 2017

Saturday Week 2 September 2017

Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 152

1. Earlier Jimmy Razor and Tony Wright were hanging out at a bar with their girls, making fun of their competition. Emma Evans puts herself between Jimmy and Tony subtly when Kathleen Lee goes to get the next round.

2. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Andrew Lee defeated Grave Digger in 10:24 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

3. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife defeated JK in 5:45 by pinfall with a Low Down.

4. In an extremely poor match, Ultra Fly defeated Roy Edison in 9:59 by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 6:21 by submission with a Sonnenblume.

6. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Strife defeated Maxwell Bleak in 6:15 by pinfall with a Corkscrew Moonsault.

7. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Tony Wright defeated Genocide Agent in 15:23 by pinfall with a Widow Maker. During the match we also had Jimmy Razor run in and attack Genocide Agent with a Switchblade Kiss.

8. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Colin Picalo in 5:48 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

9. In an extremely poor match, Suicide Agent defeated Simon Ice in 9:41 by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam.

10. Candy Cox comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

11. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy Razor defeated Andrew Lee in 10:21 by submission with a Sonnenblume after a chairshot from Kathleen Lee.

12. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Suicide Agent defeated Jonni Lowlife in 15:07 by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam.

13. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ripper LeStat defeated Tony Wright in 14:31 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler after Jimmy Razor accidentally hit Tony Wright with the Switchblade Kiss

14. In an extremely poor match, Ultra Fly defeated Strife in 6:01 by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

15. Kathleen Lee comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

16. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy Razor defeated Ultra Fly in 10:11 by submission with a Sonnenblume.

17. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ripper LeStat defeated Suicide Agent in 15:21 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

18. Emma Evans comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

19. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Ripper LeStat in 14:53 by pinfall with a Crisis Cradle. During the match we also had Emma Evans run in and attack LeStat. Jimmy Razor wins the HIW United Kingdom Cup title.

Grade: E

Speeches: Lee told awesome, Wright told awesome, Emma told awesome.

OctoberRaven · January 20, 2014

HIW Volume 5

Saturday Week 4 September 2017

Live At The Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 142

1. Ripper LeStat has an interview in which he taunts Tony Wright.

2. In an extremely poor match, The Elimination Agents defeated Colin Picalo and Maxwell Bleak in 6:04 when Genocide Agent defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam. Maxwell Bleak took a table bump badly and had to be stretchered out.

3. The Elimination Agents cut a backstage promo.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Grave Digger defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 6:14 by pinfall with a R. I. P.

5. Strife and Ultra Fly cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Crystal Kids.

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crystal Kids defeated Strife and Ultra Fly in 9:58 when JK defeated Ultra Fly by submission with a Crossface.

7. Roy Edison cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jonni Lowlife.

8. In an extremely poor match, Roy Edison defeated Jonni Lowlife in 9:45 by submission with an Arm Bar.

9. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy Razor defeated Andrew Lee, Tony Wright and Ripper LeStat in 14:48; the order of elimination was Andrew Lee first, then Ripper LeStat, and finally Tony Wright. During the match we also had Emma Evans turn on Tony Wright. Jimmy Razor wins the HIW English Heavyweight title.

10. Jimmy the Razor takes the mic, telling Kathleen Lee that he's "upgrading", and makes out with Emma Evans right in front of her!

11. Emma takes the mic as Tony Wright comes to, telling him that behind his back, she managed to take control of HIW away from him, and now she is the boss of the company, and thusly, no longer needs Wright.

Grade: E+

Speech: Andrew Lee told awesome, Tony Wright told awesome, Ripper LeStat told awesome

Maxwell Bleak will be out for a while due to his back injury.

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