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Eyewitness Wrestling Special Report: El Popcorn opens POW/WrestleX 'Hybrid' in Florida, attracts investors from Wondertainment Inc.!

 

By: Jed Manderly

 

The world of wrestling is welcoming a new promotion into the fold as of January 2014, it's name? Awesome Max Wrestling. It's goal? To bring the WrestleX/POW formula to the previously untapped South Eastern market with a healthy hybrid of POW's comedic stylings and WrestleX's pulse pounding lucha action, or to put it in owner, El Popcorn's, words: "Take Wrestling TO THE MAX!"

 

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Pictured: El Popcorn, AMW Owner

 

Popcorn, an indy standout in the South West region of America during the early 2000's is notable for being the trainer of Paragons of Wrestling's unofficial mascot, El Hot Dog. Popcorn removed himself from the public eye during late 2007, only to return at the last POW show of 2013, and it's safe to say now that Popcorn has every intention of staying in the business.

 

Popcorn's story is that during the POW New Years Party, he and Tiny Jackson were having a conversation with fellow guest at the event and old friend of Popcorn's, Wrestlesaurus X owner, El Mariachi. Popcorn laid out plans for a 'Masked Triangle' to encompass the major markets of the United States, with Mariachi in the West, Jackson in the North, and Popcorn in the South (presumably Jackson and Popcorn would share the East).

 

So far marketing for the fledgling promotion has been portraying it as an attraction the whole family can enjoy, with colorful characters, breathtaking actions and a 99.99% less likelihood of a 'Napalm and Barbed Wire Thumbtacks Match' taking place like with Florida's other local promotion, EXCW. This has come as a boon to the young company as it has attracted some very interesting sponsors/investors.

 

Yes it appears that the Wondertainment Corporation itself has put money into El Popcorn's endeavor, the longtime rivals of the Paige-Global Conglomerate in the realm of children's entertainment seem keen to become partners with the upstart promotion, going so far as to announce plans for a specially constructed arena in their Wonderworld Amusement Park in sunny Orlando. Until then the promotion will be working various venues across the South East in preparation for their final home's construction.

 

On a final note, Mr. Popcorn was pressed by one inquisitive reporter as to why he named his federation so closely to Los Angeles' Sports Entertainment promotion, The Awesome Wrestling Federation. El Popcorn reportedly shrugged, and said, quote: "Well a few years ago I got transported to an alternate universe then time traveled to 1997 where some guy -think he was a car salesman- sold me the rights to the name and likeness...that was a weird summer."

 

And it looks like 2014 will be a weird year for the South East's wrestling scene. Until next time, Wrestling Fans! And be on the look out for our next story, also emanating from the South East:

 

Florida: Land of the Misfits and Weirdos! Is there something in the water? An EXCW insider says: "Yes, every ring rat that tries to bang Judas Washington!"

 

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Wrestling Just Got Awesome...r...TO THE MAX!

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<p>(My humblest apologies for the lateness of this second post, I came down with a bad case of the flu -the second time in these past few weeks- but now I think I'm in good enough shape to continue.)</p><p> </p><p>

Faces in Blue</p><p>

Heels in Red</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>AMW Roster</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Main Event</strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The Originator of Awesome" El Popcorn</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

"The Guru of Goof" Lenny Rhodes</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Emperor of Nightmares" Lord Nocturn (Dread Nocturn)</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

"Mr. Serious" Trey Dition (The Regulator)</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Upper Midcard</strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Ladies' Champion" Artemis Dream</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The Toxic Avenger" Biohazard (Adam Manchester)</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Monstrous Minion" Jawz</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The Space-Faring Superhero" Starblazer</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Midcard</strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The Patriotic Avian" American Eagle</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"Gravity's Biggest Hater" B Smooth</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Spectral Scrapper" Frightening</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The Toronto Twister" Miss Maple</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Frightful Fighter" Scaremare</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

"The Legacy of Scumminess" El Hijo Del Wonder Tic (Wonder Tic II)</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lower Midcard</strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"Mr. Cool As Ice" Cyber</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The Pugnacious Punk Princess" Skyler Kross</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The Barnyard Bodyslamer" The Flying Hillbilly (Earl Ray Travis)</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Opener</strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">"The One Man Warpath" El Apache (Cruz Canedo)</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Yin of The Purple Viper Dojo" Sakura Enoki</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Enhancement Talent</strong></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Yang of The Purple Viper Dojo" Mio Enoki</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Staff Members</strong></p><p>

Announcer: "Straight and Narrow" Tyler Sparrow (Jack Hunt, randomly generated)</p><p>

Color Commentary: "Da Grizz" Grizzly Walker</p><p>

Referees: "Wild" Bill Serrano, Tony "Perfect Pinfall" Petruzelli</p><p>

Road Agent: "More Awesome Than Terry Thunder and Guy Lothario Combined" Richie Santana</p><p>

Managers: "That Mysterious Maker Of Monsters" Dr. Danger (Manages Jawz)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Tag Teams</strong></p><p>

Da House Party (B Smooth and Cyber)</p><p>

Dreamscape (Frightening and Scaremare)</p><p>

The Can-Am Express (American Eagle and Miss Maple)</p><p>

The Purple Vipers (Mio Enoki and Sakura Enoki)</p><p>

The Outlaws (El Apache and The Flying Hillbilly)</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Stables:</strong></p><p>

The Ghostly Scourge (Lord Nocturn, Frightening, and Scaremare)</p></div><p></p><p></p>

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Hell-o~ Wrestling Fans! Are you ready to kick the New Year off right? Are you ready to take the bull by the horns, steer it off a cliff, and see how many backflips you can do before you hit those salty waves below? Can't afford a ticket to an AWF or PWI house show? Well you're in luck because the single most pulse-pounding, mind-boggling, tope atomico-ing show is right at your doorstep! Well technically it's at the Top Hat Bar and Grill, but hey, it's not that far to Tallahassee, right? So gather up the family, come on down, and get ready to watch some of the best lucha libre action in America! Kids under twelver years old get in free and a ticket is good for half off of the Top Hat's Grilled Tilapia dinner!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>-AMW Brave New Year-</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Inaugural Opening Contest!</strong></p><p>

Da House Party (B Smooth and Cyber) vs Dreamscape (Frightening and Scaremare)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dr. Danger's Exhibition of MIGHT</strong></p><p>

The Outlaws (El Apache and The Flying Hillbilly) vs Jawz w/ Dr. Danger</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Punk Princess vs The Evil Arthropod</strong></p><p>

Skylar Cross vs El Hijo Del Wonder Tic</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Eagles and Vipers and Maples Oh My!</strong></p><p>

The Can-Am Express (American Eagle and Miss Maple) vs The Purple Vipers (Mio and Sakura Enoki)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>This One's For The (Space) Babes</strong></p><p>

Starblazer vs Artemis Dream</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Tradition against Awesomeness</strong></p><p>

Trey Dition vs El Popcorn</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Triple Action Triple Threat</strong></p><p>

Lord Nocturn vs Lenny Rhodes vs Biohazard</p><p> </p><p>

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<p>Inaugural Opening Contest!</p><p>

Da House Party (B Smooth and Cyber) vs <strong>Dreamscape (Frightening and Scaremare)</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

Dr. Danger's Exhibition of MIGHT</p><p>

The Outlaws (El Apache and The Flying Hillbilly) vs <strong>Jawz w/ Dr. Danger</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

The Punk Princess vs The Evil Arthropod</p><p>

<strong>Skylar Cross</strong> vs El Hijo Del Wonder Tic</p><p> </p><p>

Eagles and Vipers and Maples Oh My!</p><p>

<strong>The Can-Am Express (American Eagle and Miss Maple</strong>) vs The Purple Vipers (Mio and Sakura Enoki)</p><p> </p><p>

This One's For The (Space) Babes</p><p>

<strong>Starblazer </strong>vs Artemis Dream</p><p> </p><p>

Tradition against Awesomeness</p><p>

Trey Dition vs <strong>El Popcorn</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Triple Action Triple Threat</p><p>

<strong>Lord Nocturn</strong> vs Lenny Rhodes vs Biohazard</p>

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<p>Inaugural Opening Contest!</p><p>

Da House Party (B Smooth and Cyber) vs <strong>Dreamscape (Frightening and Scaremare)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dr. Danger's Exhibition of MIGHT</p><p>

The Outlaws (El Apache and The Flying Hillbilly) vs <strong>Jawz </strong>w/ Dr. Danger</p><p> </p><p>

The Punk Princess vs The Evil Arthropod</p><p>

Skylar Cross vs <strong>El Hijo Del Wonder Tic</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

Eagles and Vipers and Maples Oh My!</p><p>

<strong>The Can-Am Express (American Eagle and Miss Maple)</strong> vs The Purple Vipers (Mio and Sakura Enoki)</p><p> </p><p>

This One's For The (Space) Babes</p><p>

<strong>Starblazer</strong> vs Artemis Dream</p><p> </p><p>

Tradition against Awesomeness</p><p>

Trey Dition vs<strong> El Popcorn</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Triple Action Triple Threat</p><p>

<strong>Lord Nocturn</strong> vs Lenny Rhodes vs Biohazard</p>

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<p>Inaugural Opening Contest!</p><p>

Da House Party (B Smooth and Cyber) vs<strong> Dreamscape</strong> (Frightening and Scaremare)</p><p> </p><p>

Dr. Danger's Exhibition of MIGHT</p><p>

The Outlaws (El Apache and The Flying Hillbilly) vs <strong>Jawz</strong> w/ Dr. Danger</p><p> </p><p>

The Punk Princess vs The Evil Arthropod</p><p>

<strong>Skylar Cross</strong> vs El Hijo Del Wonder Tic</p><p> </p><p>

Eagles and Vipers and Maples Oh My!</p><p>

<strong>The Can-Am Express</strong> (American Eagle and Miss Maple) vs The Purple Vipers (Mio and Sakura Enoki)</p><p> </p><p>

This One's For The (Space) Babes</p><p>

Starblazer vs <strong>Artemis Dream</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Tradition against Awesomeness</p><p>

<strong>Trey Dition</strong> vs El Popcorn</p><p> </p><p>

Triple Action Triple Threat</p><p>

<strong>Lord Nocturn</strong> vs Lenny Rhodes vs Biohazard</p>

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<p>-AMW Brave New Year-</p><p> </p><p>

Inaugural Opening Contest!</p><p>

Da House Party (B Smooth and Cyber) vs <strong>Dreamscape (Frightening and Scaremare)</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

Dr. Danger's Exhibition of MIGHT</p><p>

The Outlaws (El Apache and The Flying Hillbilly) vs<strong> Jawz w/ Dr. Danger</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Punk Princess vs The Evil Arthropod</p><p>

Skylar Cross vs <strong>El Hijo Del Wonder Tic</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

Eagles and Vipers and Maples Oh My!</p><p>

<strong>The Can-Am Express (American Eagle and Miss Maple)</strong> vs The Purple Vipers (Mio and Sakura Enoki)</p><p> </p><p>

This One's For The (Space) Babes</p><p>

Starblazer vs <strong>Artemis Dream</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Tradition against Awesomeness</p><p>

Trey Dition vs <strong>El Popcorn</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Triple Action Triple Threat</p><p>

<strong> Lord Nocturn </strong>vs Lenny Rhodes vs Biohazard</p>

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