British Wrestling with BALLS (C-Verse 2014)

[Rickymex]

<p>Don't I get a shirt...<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

jk good show <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Nevermore]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37995" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Don't I get a shirt...<img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> jk good show <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> For crying out loud! Told you... I always miss one <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p> Cheers, boys.</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p>

[w4lru5]

My create-a-fan got a mention! I'm so happy.

 

Awesome show, by the way.

[TLCJR4LIFE]

<p>Restholds r us.</p><p> </p><p>

Lmao</p>

[Kitarzu]

Random thoughts.

 

1) Great show!

 

2) Now Cristo can add a picture on his wall of celebrities! This includes notable Scots like Sir Jackie Stewart, Shirley Manson, Andy Murray, Chris Paterson and... Natalie Pike.

 

3) Because Dunton Hall is the greatest man who ever walked on the face of the earth, sooner or later he'll write the Facelvannian-English dictionary.

 

4) Lesson learned this time: don't bet against The UK Wrecking Crew!

 

5) Second signed free T-Shirt! YAY!

 

Questions:

 

1) How much for a BALLS T-Shirt?

 

2) Any Scots around?

[Nevermore]

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/BOF.jpg</span><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:24px;">Because your kids won't learn how to swing a steel chair at school</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>BALLS Tag Team Championship Tournament: The Final</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Tag.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Tag.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>The C0ckney Rebels vs. The Faces of Death</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/DannyPatterson.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/HarleyNeill.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/vs.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/FaceofDeath1.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/FaceofDeath2.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;">We are yet to see the C0ckney Rebels in action at the BALLROOM but that will be put right at BALLS: Of Fire. "The Tower of London" Danny Patterson and Harley Neill "The Gnarly Heel" were a dominant force in Men of Steel Prostates, having been regular adversaries of the McPeterson Clan. Later, they went on to join the 21st Century Alliance but, now, they face perhaps their toughest challenge. Aah... who are we kidding? The Faces of Death are 0-2 in the BALLROOM. They seemingly failed to realise they were booked to wrestle on their first show and, last month, one of them (we're not sure which) actually tapped out to a resthold from JD "Boring" Morgan. Maybe they can score an upset. Maybe. </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>Extreme Dragon vs. Doomsday</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/ExtremeDragon.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/vs.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Doomsday.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;">Making his professional debut at BALLS: Of Fire, the hulking behemoth that is Doomsday meets Extreme Dragon. Dragon scored a victory over MosCOW last week and, surely, a Scot is easier picking than a Soviet... unless he's been drinking. Remember how outstanding Highalnd Warrior's ring work became after a bottle of scotch? No, nor do we. But who needs ringwork, when the arena's stocked with cricket bats and cheese graters?</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>MosCOW The Communist Bovine vs. Gravedigger</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/MosCOW.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/vs.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Gravedigger.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;">Another man making his debut at BALLS: Of Fire is Gravedigger and what opponent could be more fitting than MosCOW the communist Bovine?</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;">

... what?</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;">

..."why?", you ask. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;">

Oh use your imagination.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>Harald vs. Nathaniel Hawk</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Harald.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/vs.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/NathanielHawk.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;">This match seemingly serves two purposes: to see "The Dread Pirate" Nathaniel Hawk in action at the BALLROOM for the first time and to keep Harald busy... too busy to interfere in the Tag Team tournament final, that is. Sod ninjas... Pirates vs. Vikings!</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;"><strong>BALLS Tag Team Championship Tournament: The Final</strong></span></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Tag.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Tag.jpg</span></p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. The UK Wrecking Crew</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Ragnar.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Hagbard.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/vs.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/MOSCUKWCbelts.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;">And we have finally reached the final. On the one had, we have the most celebrated and decorated tag team in UK Wrestling history (arguably "not very" and "unsurprisingly" given the dearth of competition, you might say, but... well... f**k off!). On the other, we have the most physically intimidating team we've ever seen with plastic axes to boot. Your guess is as good as ours. Probably better. We're quite drunk.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#0000FF;"><strong>Canadian Wilderness Match</strong></span></span></p><p>

<span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>The Yank (with Nemesis) vs. Larry "Got" Wood ©</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Hardcore.jpg</span></p><p>

<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/Nemesis.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/TheYank.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/vs.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/LarryWood.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;">Last month, The Yank had the advantage in a Truth, Justice and the American Way Match. Even then, he couldn't score the victory but his new manager, the legendary Nemesis, made his impact (as well as that of a steel chair) known to the BALLS Hardcore (AKA Crazy F'n Bastard) Champion. Now, in their barely anticipated rematch, Larry Wood gets the boost of a stipulation that suits his wildman origins.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;">

So, what the hell is a Canadian Wilderness Match? Simple, each man spends seven minutes in a walk-in freezer prior to the match. In order to win, one must firstly tie and/or handcuff one's opponent to a ringside evergreen. Then one must retrieve a salmon from the ringside "Barrel O' Fish" and slap the incapacitated opponent with it. Simple, no?</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;">

</span><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Warning:</strong></span><span style="font-size:12px;"> Salmon may be harmed in the making of this match... but don't worry it's all in the interest of bitchslapping a yankee.</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>NB: There will be a predictions leaderboard, the leader of which at carefully considered intervals (read: when I remember to check) will win some form of prize. Could be the choice of a stipulation; choosing an event name or some digital merchandise.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Quick Picks:</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

C0ckney Rebels vs.Faces of Death</p><p>

Extreme Dragon vs. Doomsday</p><p>

MOSCow vs. Gravedigger</p><p>

Harald vs. Nathaniel Hawk</p><p>

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. UK Wrecking Crew</p><p>

The Yank vs. Larry "Got" Wood</p><p>

</p></div><p></p><p></p>

[DAVEFAN95]

<p><strong>C0ckney Rebels</strong> vs. Faces of Death</p><p>

<em>Faces of Death = the greatest jobber tag team ever.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Extreme Dragon</strong> vs. Doomsday</p><p>

<em>The Dragon wins this one, with Doomsday being kept strong.</em></p><p> </p><p>

MOSCow vs. <strong>Gravedigger</strong></p><p>

<em>MOSCow the Communist jobber</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Harald</strong> vs. Nathaniel Hawk</p><p>

<em>I prefer pirates but vikings win in this instance.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. <strong>UK Wrecking Crew</strong></p><p>

<em>The Crew is way more over. So, they win here over the vikes</em>.</p><p> </p><p>

The Yank vs. <strong>Larry "Got" Wood</strong></p><p>

<em>The Yank is great, the match stipulation is great and Larry's win is gonna be great. </em></p>

[Rickymex]

<p><strong>C0ckney Rebels</strong> vs.Faces of Death</p><p>

<strong>Extreme Dragon</strong> vs. Doomsday</p><p>

MOSCow vs. <strong>Gravedigger</strong></p><p><strong>

Harald </strong>vs. Nathaniel Hawk</p><p>

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs.<strong> UK Wrecking Crew</strong></p><p>

The Yank vs. <strong>Larry "Got" Wood</strong></p>

[TeflonBilly]

<p><strong>C0ckney Rebels</strong> vs.Faces of Death</p><p>

<strong>Extreme Dragon</strong> vs. Doomsday</p><p>

MOSCow vs. <strong>Gravedigger</strong></p><p>

Harald vs. <strong>Nathaniel Hawk</strong></p><p>

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. <strong>UK Wrecking Crew</strong></p><p>

The Yank vs. <strong>Larry "Got" Wood</strong></p>

[KnowYourEnemy]

<p>C0ckney Rebels vs. <strong>Faces of Death</strong></p><p>

<em>In a hardcore promotion, it is an unwritten rule that fan favorite teams get wins, plus the rebels are jerks</em></p><p>

<strong>Extreme Dragon</strong> vs. Doomsday</p><p>

<em>The shield of St. George beats the jobber!</em></p><p>

<strong>MOSCow </strong>vs. Gravedigger</p><p>

<em>Don't think Gravedigger will get pinned, but The Communist Bovine will get over to continue his feud with EXTREME DRAGON</em></p><p>

Harald vs. <strong>Nathaniel Hawk</strong></p><p>

<em>Huge De Aske is pretty over in Britain, so he goes on the feud with... The Yank, after he jobs out to Larry Wood.</em></p><p>

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. <strong>UK Wrecking Crew</strong></p><p>

<em>The Wrecking Crew takes this one, and the titles, again. </em></p><p>

The Yank vs.<strong> Larry "Got" Wood</strong></p><p>

<em>"Wood" isn't ready to lose this yet -- he's got to hold his title a bit longer.</em></p>

[Satyr24]

<p><strong>C0ckney Rebels</strong> vs.Faces of Death</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Extreme Dragon</strong> vs. Doomsday</p><p> </p><p>

MOSCow vs. <strong>Gravedigger</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Harald vs. <strong>Nathaniel Hawk</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. <strong>UK Wrecking Crew</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Yank vs. <strong>Larry "Got" Wood</strong></p>

[w4lru5]

<p><strong>C0ckney Rebels</strong> vs.Faces of Death</p><p>

<strong>Extreme Dragon</strong> vs. Doomsday</p><p>

MOSCow vs. <strong>Gravedigger</strong></p><p>

<strong>Harald</strong> vs. Nathaniel Hawk</p><p>

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. <strong>UK Wrecking Crew</strong></p><p>

The Yank vs. <strong>Larry "Got" Wood</strong></p>

[Kitarzu]

C0ckney Rebels vs.Faces of Death

 

Extreme Dragon vs. Doomsday

 

MOSCow vs. Gravedigger

 

Harald vs. Nathaniel Hawk

 

Norsemen of the Apocalypse vs. UK Wrecking Crew

 

The Yank vs. Larry "Got" Wood