BALLS Interactive fan profiles

[Nevermore]

For those of you who have followed my MoSC efforts, you'll know exactly what this is about. For those who haven't: TOGETHER, WE ARE BALLS!

 

This is our roster: http://greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1986491#post1986491

 

To clarify - BALLS, as a UK garbage fest, is prone to have a very small, rabid fanbase and this is where you lot come in. Anyone who thinks they'd be interested in this diary can fill in some information and become a regular fan at ringside (think ECW's Hat Guy; or Faith No More Guy).

 

So, if you want to be in the front-row of the BALLROOM, just fill in this information. Please be as original as possible... whilst making it something I can actually describe/write about in shows .

 

Name: (Either yours or the fictional fan you wish to create)

General Appearance: (your striking features; for example - glasses, beard, hairstlye. Individual freckles... I'm not so bothered by .)

Nickname: (if you think a nickname applies to you, fill it in here; for instance - again think "Hat Guy")

Favourite Ringside Beverage: (A Pint Glass of London Pride? Canned Heineken? Coke? Remember this is the UK though... there is nothing to stop you drinking Bud Lite but it might raise some eyebrows)

Favourite Ringside Food: (Pizza? Beer? No spit-roast pork or anything overly stupid, mind... unless you can accurately describe how you would bring it to the venue )

Preferred Weapon: (What do you tend to bring to a "Fans Bring Weapons" match? - here the more creative/ridiculous, the better for everyone involved )

Favourite Wrestler: (Pick a wrestler from the BALLS roster to follow most avidly - this can be changed/amended later)

 

Let me know...

 

Together, we are

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TEW/BALLS/BALLSLogo.jpg

 

Quote The Raven

Nevermore

[CPBHBK]

<p>Name: Bob Henry (Blondy)</p><p> </p><p>

General Appearance: Long Blonde Bleach hair, with a tank top and jeans.</p><p> </p><p>

Nickname: "Blondy"</p><p> </p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: Iced Tea (Straight Edge)</p><p> </p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: Popcorn</p><p> </p><p>

Preferred Weapon: Hair Brush, Screw Driver, Wiffleball Bat, Tennis Balls, Spoons, Forks.</p><p> </p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: Larry "Got" Wood</p>

[3rdStringPG]

<p>Name: Brian Candido</p><p>

General appearance: Bald Asian male with glasses and goatee. Looks just about as threatening as your average attendee at a comic book convention.</p><p>

Nickname: Angry IWC Nerd</p><p>

Favorite Beverage: Red Horse Extra Strong Beer (How'd I get a Filipino beer in the UK? I'll figure it out. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> )</p><p>

Favorite Ringside Food: Extra-hot chicken fingers</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: Inanimate Carbon Rod</p><p>

Favorite Wrestler: Toss-up between TJO and MosCOW</p>

[Voeltzwagon]

<p>Name: Peter Peckle Potter</p><p>

General Appearance: Long hair. big beard. Often looks like he woke up in a ditch</p><p>

Nickname: Saltine Cracker</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: Anything alcoholic he can get his hands on.</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: Crackers</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: Nerf Battleaxe</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: Hungry Hungry Hobos</p>

[DAVEFAN95]

<p><strong>Name:</strong> Daz David</p><p>

<strong>General Appearance:</strong> Small with short black hair, probably wearing a Man United jersey or Irish football jersey. </p><p>

<strong>Nickname:</strong> That one sober Irish guy.</p><p>

<strong>Favourite Ringside Beverage:</strong> Can or bottle of Coke. (I don't drink, hence the nickname)</p><p>

<strong>Favourite Ringside Food:</strong> A McDonald's double Cheeseburger from the Eurosaver menu.</p><p>

<strong>Preferred Weapon:</strong> A replica of the DAVE Unified title or a lightsaber. </p><p>

<strong>Favourite Wrestler:</strong> Larry "Got" Wood or Danny Patterson.</p>

[Nevermore]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38102" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I don't drink, hence the nickname</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Blacksheep of the BALLROOM, I think <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p>

[Nevermore]

<p>And I'm liking these profiles so far. Definitely some good stuff to work with here <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p>

Quote The Raven</p><p>

Nevermore</p>

[Psycho Sam]

<p>Name: Wolf Road</p><p>

General Appearance: <strong>Big guy, who looks like he's in a business meeting. Has long, black, hair. Think of something similar to 'Big Money' Brandon James.</strong></p><p>

Nickname:<strong>The Capitalistic Bastard</strong></p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: <strong>A nice glass of </strong></p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: <strong>A McDonald's Big Mac. Hey, maybe me and Daz can start a tag team! </strong><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

Preferred Weapon: (<strong>A big gigantic briefcase, with loads of Monopoly Money. With razor blades attached to them! Hey, we can't be shelling out millions of money every week. </strong><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> )</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: <strong>MosCOW The Communist Bovine, though can I have him be the person who is the enemy of MosCOW? </strong><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Nevermore]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38102" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Favourite Wrestler: <strong>MosCOW The Communist Bovine, though can I have him be the person who is the enemy of MosCOW? </strong><img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes! Love it! You've just gifted me a fun angle!</p><p> </p><p> Though, I may end up shortening your nickname.</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p>

[Kitarzu]

<p>Name: Cristoforo Venturi</p><p> </p><p>

General Appearance: 6’7”, 270 lbs, with long brown hair and a long beard. All packaged in a black chef uniform. (As a face think of Martin Castrogiovanni).</p><p> </p><p>

<a href="http://www.rilaxati.it/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-92.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://www.rilaxati.it/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-92.jpg</a></p><p> </p><p>

A former rugby union lock, now a 33 years old chef hailing from Bologna, owner of an Italian restaurant in Scotland, “Cristo”, who loves three things: home made pasta, T & A and a good garbage fight! He frequently says in Bolognese dialect “Soccmel!”, especially when he sees an hot woman.</p><p> </p><p>

Check the link below for a good translation of term: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccmel" rel="external nofollow">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soccmel</a></p><p> </p><p>

Nickname: Cristo</p><p> </p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: A 5 l demijohn of Pignoletto, a common red wine from the hills nearby Bologna.</p><p> </p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: A big pot full of tortellini, brought from his restaurant. He always carried with him because he need some serious "snack".</p><p> </p><p>

Preferred Weapon: A wooden rolling pin, a big wooden spoon and some plain flour. And a personal big wooden chair because the other ones are too small for him.</p><p> </p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: Larry Wood, for two reasons: </p><p> </p><p>

1) The Canadian is an avid Cristo’s customer;</p><p> </p><p>

2) Cristo can provide Wood supplementary wood!</p>

[Nevermore]

<p>Kitarzu... Just to let you know.</p><p> </p><p>

My family heritage is Italian (Torino, though, not Bologna) and I'm a huge Leicester Tigers fan so I know exactly who Castro is <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p>

That post made me smile.</p><p> </p><p>

Quote The Raven</p><p>

Nevermore</p>

[Kitarzu]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Nevermore" data-cite="Nevermore" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38102" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Kitarzu... Just to let you know.<p> </p><p> My family heritage is Italian (Torino, though, not Bologna) and I'm a huge Leicester Tigers fan so I know exactly who Castro is <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p> That post made me smile.</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Good to know! Since they came from Torino, don't forget Torino has good hazelnut chocolate, Gianduia. Someone would fall for hazelnuts thrown on the ringside...</p>

[DAVEFAN95]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Nevermore" data-cite="Nevermore" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38102" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Blacksheep of the BALLROOM, I think <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.<p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Who knew you were widening your fan base away from drunks..? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. But yes, if you think of it, I guess I am. And proud. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p>

[BuddyGarner]

<p>Name: Gerard Depardon't</p><p>

General Appearance: Nerd</p><p>

Nickname: Pocket Protector</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: Lemonade</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: M&Ms & Jawbreakers</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: AK-47, bombs, nuclear waste, viruses, the VHS tape from the ring, The box from the box, etc.</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: All females. I always try to grope them.</p>

[KnowYourEnemy]

<p><strong>Name: </strong>Beatrice Brookshire </p><p>

<strong>General Appearance:</strong> Beatrice is quite the looker. She has a shock of bright flowing red hair that falls just past her shoulders and stunning emerald eyes. She has a pale complexion, with no blemishes, and a curvy, athletic frame. On an average day, Miss Brookshire sports bell-bottom jeans, a sky blue and white Scottish flag bandana, and a snazzy green and gold suit jacket. </p><p>

She is very much "one of the boys", and she can handle her liquor. Beatrice is boisterous and active at ringside, yet rarely to the point security gets involved. Beatrice is a huge mark with a natural hatred of Englishmen. She calls Englishmen "pussy wankers" and their women "horse-faced tramps" in her rustic, Scottish accent. Rumor has it that she ran down Danny Patterson with a car, leaving the "Tower of London" scarred for life and terrified of the pretty young thing. </p><p>

The twenty-something scottish resident's stunning beauty leads her to be an object of unwanted attention. Beatrice is not an easy lay, and trying to hit on her at a show will result in getting hit with a weapon, and the more inebriated she gets, the more just the strike, and the higher chance the object of her wrath is injured permanently. </p><p>

(Sorry this is so long, I don't want her to become just a pretty face)</p><p>

<strong>Nickname:</strong> "McGilli-titties"</p><p>

<strong>Favourite Ringside Beverage: </strong>She drinks Jamison's Irish Whiskey in a "MOSC" shot glass, with a bottle at ringside. Shes has been seen nursing on a bottle of O'Hara's Celtic Stout on the occasion. </p><p>

<strong>Favourite Ringside Food:</strong> Typically seen with a greasy sausage roll picked up off a random street vendor clenched in her right fist. </p><p>

<strong>Preferred Weapon</strong>: loaded stilettos, perfume labeled "arrogance" (blinding, some say it's mace), broken beer bottles and the world's only barbed wire billy club. </p><p>

<strong>Favourite Wrestler: </strong>Active? The Elimination Agents, both of them. Inactive? The Highland Warrior. She runs the "Highland Warrior Fan Club" and sometimes solicits signatures for a petition to force Jeffery McPeterson to inherit the patriotic Scottish gimmick from his father.</p>

[Lt. Lucrativo]

<p><strong>Name:</strong> Nickname only . . . very mysterious</p><p>

<strong>General Appearance:</strong> Man in early to mid thirties. Average height, average build. Brown hair. Generally wears a shirt and tie, often a tweed jacket. Smokes like a chimney. Carries with him a laptop case and a notepad--takes extensive notes.</p><p>

<strong>Nickname:</strong> "The Professor"</p><p>

<strong>Favourite Ringside Beverage:</strong> Whiskey Manhattan. In a pinch, an Old-fashioned will do. Has been known to mix things up with a Mojito every now and then.</p><p>

<strong>Favourite Ringside Food:</strong> Any fast food will work, preferably a trendy "specialty food" or something ethnic and perhaps a bit off the beaten path. In the U.S., this would be something like tapas. Not sure what the British equivalent would be.</p><p>

<strong>Preferred Weapon:</strong> Pen. There are rumors that the laptop case may be loaded . . .</p><p>

<strong>Favourite Wrestler:</strong> Larry "Got" Wood. Appears to be keeping close tabs on The Yank, as well.</p>

[Astil]

<p>Name: Eugene Alistair</p><p>

General Appearance: tall, thin, black shaggy hair</p><p>

Nickname: That Obnoxious a-hole</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: You guys get Dogfish Head in the UK? If not something equally strong</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: none</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: computer keyboards</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: tommy cornell...okay okay Morgan. But I cannot believe how the company is misusing him! And dont even get me started on...</p><p> </p><p>

Basically he hates balls and only shows up to write reviews for TotalExtremeWrestling.com</p>

[Satyr24]

<p>Name: Tim Grundy</p><p>

General Appearance: Oilskin Jacket unbuttoned to reveal AC/DC Shirt, Aussie Bush Hat with Hanging Corks, Jeans, Boots, Short Copper Red hair, Medium Beard with Moustache and a Cheeky Grin</p><p>

Nickname: The Aussie</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: VB beer</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: Vegemite on toast</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: VB bottles, Australian Flag attached to a Cricket Bat , Vegemite Jar and a Billycan</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: Australian Idols</p><p> </p><p>

i think the Hungry Hungry Hobos are going to try and steal my billycan</p>

[thebest2427]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="CPBHBK" data-cite="CPBHBK" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38102" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Name: Bob Henry (Blondy)<p> </p><p> General Appearance: Long Blonde Bleach hair, with a tank top and jeans.</p><p> </p><p> Nickname: "Blondy"</p><p> </p><p> Favourite Ringside Beverage: Iced Tea (Straight Edge)</p><p> </p><p> Favourite Ringside Food: Popcorn</p><p> </p><p> Preferred Weapon: Hair Brush, Screw Driver, Wiffleball Bat, Tennis Balls, Spoons, Forks.</p><p> </p><p> Favourite Wrestler: Larry "Got" Wood</p></div></blockquote><p> Everybody wants to be like me… <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[DAVEFAN95]

Favourite Ringside Food: A McDonald's Big Mac. Hey, maybe me and Daz can start a tag team!

Hey, I'm in.

[BWA95]

<p>Name: Alan Small</p><p>

General Appearance: Morbidly obese with short dark hair.</p><p>

Nickname: The Fat Bastard</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: Two pints of ale at the same time.</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: Sausage supper for the local chip shop sneaked in under his coat.</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: Battered sausage.</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: Beauty and the geeks.</p>

[w4lru5]

<p>Name: Blair Hampton</p><p>

Appearance: He's the former heartthrob from an American vampire-themed soap opera (Live and Let Kind of Live) who's retired and moved to the UK. He looks the part--blonde, muscular, blue eyes, tan...</p><p>

Beverage: Champagne</p><p>

Food: A protein shake</p><p>

Weapon: His striking good looks, unbreakable wit and perfect clothes.</p><p>

Favorite wrestler: The Yank.</p>

[Rickymex]

<p>Name: The Mafia</p><p>

General Appearance: The Mafia</p><p>

Nickname: The Mafioso</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: Mafia Drink</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: Mafia Food</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: Mafia Weapon</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: Greg Gauge</p>

[Tiberious]

<p><a href="http://s1253.photobucket.com/user/Tiberious4/media/HeffMova_zpsb06ecbe2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh584/Tiberious4/HeffMova_zpsb06ecbe2.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p>

Name: Jeff No... I mean Heff Mova</p><p>

General Appearance:</p><p>

A large, bald man in a suit. He looks a bit like a strongman you might have seen on TV once, but he has glasses and an awesome mustache so it can't be him.</p><p>

Nickname: "That Guy who definitely isn't Jeff Nova"</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Beverage: A Pint of Ale Mixed with a Protein Shake.</p><p>

Favourite Ringside Food: Protein Bars</p><p>

Preferred Weapon: Surplus 21CW Merchandise, not anything that actually sells mind you; mainly Assassin's Guild T-Shirts, K'Lee Hawkins bin bags, and Luke Cool's Mixtapes.</p><p>

Favourite Wrestler: The Yank, he really wants to get his autograph....right there on the dotted line, just ignore the print over there.</p>

[Nevermore]

http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh584/Tiberious4/HeffMova_zpsb06ecbe2.jpg

 

Name: Jeff No... I mean Heff Mova

General Appearance:

A large, bald man in a suit. He looks a bit like a strongman you might have seen on TV once, but he has glasses and an awesome mustache so it can't be him.

Nickname: "That Guy who definitely isn't Jeff Nova"

Favourite Ringside Beverage: A Pint of Ale Mixed with a Protein Shake.

Favourite Ringside Food: Protein Bars

Preferred Weapon: Surplus 21CW Merchandise, not anything that actually sells mind you; mainly Assassin's Guild T-Shirts, K'Lee Hawkins bin bags, and Luke Cool's Mixtapes.

Favourite Wrestler: The Yank, he really wants to get his autograph....right there on the dotted line, just ignore the print over there.

 

 

Quote The Raven

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