Captain2 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140415210202/logopedia/images/c/ca/WWE_2014_logo.png Background: Following the creation of the WWE Network subscriber numbers were much lower than initially expected, leading to a rapid drop in share prices and investor confidence. The WWE leadership, amidst controversy and threats of legal action by investors decided it needed a new boom period to pull out of a potential tailspin.... They needed a new attitude era. They needed... Vince Russo. He was however away from the phone so they grabbed a fellow rooting through their trash for free T-shirts and put him in charge of booking believing that he'd be capable of doing a similar job. Welcome to WWE 2014: What did I just watch? I'll be starting in May 2014 and using Captain Charisma's Real World Database. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daulten6 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Another Russo dynasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidliquid777 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 He was however away from the phone so they grabbed a fellow rooting through their trash for free T-shirts and put him in charge of booking, believing that he'd be capable of doing a similar job. Ed Ferrera? This should be awesome, I'm hoping a Great Khali talk show and World Title Reign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain2 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 http://www.catchmania.com/wp-content/uploads/WWE_Monday_Night_Raw_Logo-590x150.png Monday, 1st week of May The show kicks off as Triple H walks down to the ring and cuts a promo for thirty minutes. The highlights of the promo are him calling himself "The King of Kings" "The Game" "The Ultimate Destroyer" and possibly even at one point "Megatron". Screaming can be heard in the audience at various points throughout. http://i.imgur.com/Q1nnVo0.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/s39MIUN.jpg R-Truth Vs Ryback In a match that had some good action but non-existent crowd heat, Ryback defeated R-Truth in 8:43 by pinfall with a Shell Shocked. Rating: 66 http://i.imgur.com/lFmI9ut.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/uFfS3nW.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ZUq9g0n.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/keUDfuo.jpg Los Matadores Vs Slater and Gabriel In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Slater and Gabriel defeated Los Matadores in 9:02 when Heath Slater defeated Diego by pinfall with a Smash Hit. The scene opens as Dolph Ziggler sits in his office,the door says "Dolph Ziggler investigation services", He's inside his office with his feet up on his desk and a glass of rum in his hand when Big Show knocks on the door. "Come in!" he calls out, sitting up in his chair. "Mr. Ziggler I presume? I was wondering if you'd be free to take a case" "I don't take cases from giants. They're bad luck" Dolph says as he takes a sip from his glass. "This is serious, John Cena was found beaten down this morning. Nobody knows why and he hasn't been able to speak since, its meant to look like a normal attack to keep him from being in his match but I think someone is trying to keep him quiet" Big Show says as he sits on the edge of Ziggler's desk. "Well now you have my interest. What would they be trying to keep secret?" Dolph asks as he sits up, keeping eye contact with Big Show. "Well Mr. Ziggler...that's what I want you to find out...." http://i.imgur.com/w7hQ23P.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/qTWaamF.jpg Seth Rollins Vs Curtis Axel In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Seth Rollins defeated Curtis Axel in 8:33 by pinfall with a Piece of Mind. Rating: 72 Emma is seen backstage searching for someone. She's holding a crystal up as she walks past locker rooms, almost as if she's scanning them. "Come on.... one of these has to be right one..." she holds the crystal up in front of Lana's locker room, her face drops as it seemingly has no reaction. "Well... I guess there's nobody here who can help me..." Emma sadly walks down the hallway but accidentally walks into Layla, apparently returning from the gym as she towels herself off. "Hey Emma, is everything okay?" Layla asks her, smiling cheerfully. Emma looks down at her crystal and her eyes light up. "Everything is awesome!" she says as she wraps her arms around Layla, giving her a big hug. "Come with me. I have so much to explain to you" Emma says grabbing Layla's hand and running off. http://i.imgur.com/Q1nnVo0.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/8KcBFbl.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/XnbGD8O.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FxAEL32.jpg Truth and Woods Vs The Wyatt Family In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, The Wyatt Family defeated R-Truth and Xavier Woods in 9:18 when Luke Harper defeated R-Truth by pinfall with a Discus Clothesline. Rating: 71 Gabriel and Slater are seen walking to the back talking about what a great job they did as a team. Gabriel playfully tussels Slater's hair and hugs his teammate as Aksana stands nearby transfixed. Slater notices that Gabriel has some dirt on his cheek and points it out to him, after Gabriel misses it a couple of times Slater licks his thumb and cleans it off for him. Aksana gets a nosebleed and runs off. http://i.imgur.com/aBj6DzC.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/F3ylXuq.jpg Big Show Vs Bad New Barrett In a bout that featured great action but not much in the way of heat, Bad News Barrett defeated The Big Show in 8:47 by pinfall with a Bull Hammer. Rating: 73 Daniel Bryan is seen walking backstage with his World title on his shoulder when Kane attacks and chokeslams him through a nearby table. He tries to smother Bryan with his glove but is pulled off by the backstage crew. http://i.imgur.com/U0o7VNH.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/zf9qlnu.jpg Roman Reigns Vs Jack Swagger In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Roman Reigns defeated Jack Swagger in 17:45 by pinfall with a Spear. Rating: 77 The Shield talk backstage about how they've done tonight. Roman seems rather pleased with his victory as he happily grabs his comrades by their shoulders. "ROMAN REIGNS!" He says with a large smile. "Yeah, you did fine Roman" Dean says as he pats Roman on the head. Seth seems troubled and shakes his head. "Look... I'm glad we did so well tonight but Dean's going against Batista next. That means we may have to deal with Evolution as a whole. We have to stay focused" "Haha. Come on Seth, It's Evolution. Orton, Batista and Triple H. They're all washed up. If this was 2004 we'd be in trouble but now, barring some kind of ultimate betrayal we're fine" Seth stares at Dean for a moment until Roman breaks the silence. "ROMAN REIGNS!" "That's right man. I have a match to get out to. See you guys later" Dean pats Seth on the back as he leaves. http://i.imgur.com/bp4pfvn.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/bV6b8kZ.jpg Dean Ambrose Vs Batista In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Dean Ambrose defeated Batista in 18:21 by pinfall with a Dirty Deeds. Dean Ambrose makes defence number 1 of his WWE United States title. Rating: 69 Final Rating: 79. Popularity has gone down in two regions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frootloop Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Speaking as one of the biggest Roman Reigns fans out there imagining him walking around like a big dumb puppy yelling ROMAN REIGNS at people Matt Damon-style is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidliquid777 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Dolph Ziggler P.I. is offically my new favourite gimmick! Awesome first show man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mootinie Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 FINALLY! I have my Captain2 fix back! A show a day at least please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain2 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 Speaking as one of the biggest Roman Reigns fans out there imagining him walking around like a big dumb puppy yelling ROMAN REIGNS at people Matt Damon-style is hilarious. That's one thing I'd like everyone to keep in mind. All of the people I'm going to make look really silly I actually love. So if I make someone look stupid its because I'm a fan. Dolph Ziggler P.I. is offically my new favourite gimmick! Awesome first show man. Glad to hear it. Dolph's tale will be rather epic indeed FINALLY! I have my Captain2 fix back! A show a day at least please With stories like this I'm intending to last awhile. Glad to have something to work on again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain2 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/smackdown-logo.png Tuesday, 1st week of May http://i.imgur.com/dUpxfnL.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/l9m8JNn.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/nDwIyGG.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/LCGR9Rd.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/s39MIUN.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/qTWaamF.jpg Santino and The Usos Vs Fandango and Rybaxel In a match that had some good action but non-existent crowd heat, Fandango and Rybaxel defeated Santino Marella and The Usos in 9:21 when Fandango defeated Jey Uso by pinfall with a Swinging Reverse STO. Rating: 67 The scene shifts to the duo of Emma and Layla as they wander the hallways discussing the events of last week. "Alright, so you're telling me that we've been chosen to protect the earth from the forces of darkness....?" Layla asks still confused about the situation. "Right, We're fighting evil to preserve the forces of love and friendship" Emma replies, happy to finally have a partner to help her. "Rrrright... So where are these evil forces from?" Layla asks, still a little uncertain as the the situation. "They're from outer space" Emma replies matter of factly "Or sometimes from Earth but they're evil in those situations" "I don't know if I believe you..." Layla replies "I mean... Evil from outer space. We're the chosen ones. It seems a little far fetched" As the two talk Bray Wyatt approaches "Fools! Do you think you can stop us? As the eater of worlds I will destroy you!" He laughs as he grabs Layla by the wrist. Emma shoots her a "told you so" look before reaching into her back pocket and pulling out her bubble gun. "Emma....Bubble...blast!" she calls out her attack as she hits Bray with a flurry of bubbles. Wyatt recoils in pain and drops Laylas's wrist. Layla responds by elbowing Bray in the back of the head. "Curse you! I'll get you next time!" He says before running off. "See.... Told you" Emma says matter of factly as the British diva looks utterly confused. http://i.imgur.com/CSbw1Tu.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/kIMzVlI.jpg Rey Mysterio Vs Cesaro In a bout that featured great action but not much in the way of heat, Cesaro defeated Rey Mysterio in 8:32 by pinfall with a Ricola Bomb. Rating: 79 Joey Styles stops Cesaro backstage for an interview. "Well Cesaro that was an amazing victory tonight. Do you have anything to say to your opponent, Rey Mysterio?" Cesaro thinks for a moment before leaning over and grabbing the microphone. "Rey Mysterio. Tonight I defeated you by pinfall...." he then nods and hands the microphone back to Joey. "Well...Umm... That was great, do you have anything to say to the WWE Universe?" Cesaro nods and looks into the camera, he points and says very calmly. "WWE Universe... I am Cesaro and tonight I was victorious in my match. Next week I intend to compete in another match" he nods and smiles at Joey before walking off. http://i.imgur.com/O8o1EGE.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/JhboQtc.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/XnbGD8O.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FxAEL32.jpg The Brotherhood Vs The Wyatt Family In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, The Brotherhood defeated The Wyatt Family in 8:55 when Cody Rhodes defeated Erick Rowan by pinfall with a Cross Rhodes. Rating: 77 Adam Rose announces that he's been given the right to host a bikini contest featuring the stars of the women's division. First up comes Nikki Bella in a stunning bikini, she poses for the audience as they cheer for her. Next up is Brie Bella and the crowd goes wild for the bride of Daniel Bryan. Adam announces that there will be one more contestant as Alicia Fox makes her entrance wearing a one piece bathing suit. The crowd goes silent and a child in the front row begins to cry. Adam leans out of the ring as he throws up slightly. The show cuts to commercial as Michael Cole apologizes to the audience for seeing that horrific display. http://i.imgur.com/muumzU8.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/spbgwxd.jpg The Great Khali Vs Alberto Del Rio In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Alberto Del Rio defeated The Great Khali in 9:29 by submission with a Rolling Cross Armbreaker. Rating: 68 Daniel Bryan is seen being interviewed backstage by Joey Styles as they talk about Kane's actions last week. "I have no clue what Kane's problem is. Sometimes he has his mask, sometimes he doesn't. Sometimes we're friendly and sometimes he wants to strangle me to death. I dunno. I mean Stephanie's holding his leash but you think he'd at least pull some of his punches for old times sake...." Daniel shakes his head. http://i.imgur.com/xZ1VoeZ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/zf9qlnu.jpg Sheamus Vs Jack Swagger In an extremely short match, Sheamus defeated Jack Swagger in 5:12 by count out. Rating: 80 Jack Swagger runs from the ring screaming about a ghost as Sheamus stares at him confusedly. http://i.imgur.com/uxQiTwo.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/zjTSjDs.jpg Mark Henry Vs Bray Wyatt In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Bray Wyatt defeated Mark Henry in 17:56 by pinfall with a Swinging Reverse STO. Rating: 76 Final Rating: 76. Popularity has decreased in 2 regions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frootloop Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 OMG, Emma and Layla are magical girls!? IT GOT BETTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebest2427 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Seems interesting. Oh, & #PushCena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Dolph Ziggler, noir style detective is just perfection. Absolutely ruddy perfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packerman120 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The GREAT captain2 is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iruleall15 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 #PushDrewMcIntyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen Rey Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Alicia Fox makes her entrance wearing a one piece bathing suit. The crowd goes silent and a child in the front row begins to cry. Adam leans out of the ring as he throws up slightly. The show cuts to commercial as Michael Cole apologizes to the audience for seeing that horrific display. Jesus, I laughed way too hard at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain2 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 http://www.catchmania.com/wp-content/uploads/WWE_Monday_Night_Raw_Logo-590x150.png Monday, 2nd week of May Zack Ryder is seen in his locker room fist pumping as "The Right Stuff" by New Kids on the block plays in the background. Fandango walks past the open door but then stops, reverses and walks in. "What in the hell are you doing?" Fandango angrily asks. "Oh hey broski. Just dancing to some NKOTB, ya feel me broski?" he smiles and keeps fist pumping. "Stop that right now, its an abomination" Fandango demands as he clenches his fist and grinds his teeth. "Is something wrong bro?" Zack asks. Fandango seems to take a deep breath and compose himself. "No, nothing is wrong at all" he says walking over to Zack's speakers. He smiles at Zack before mulekicking through the speaker before turning and catching Ryder with a superkick. "That isn't music and that isn't dancing!" he says as he angrily slams Zack headfirst into the floor. He pounds on Zack until Ryder is cut and bleeding. Fandango releases him and walks towards the door. "If I see that stupid move again, the next time you will not survive the wrath of.... FAHN...DAHN...GOOOO" http://i.imgur.com/nDwIyGG.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/qTWaamF.jpg Jimmy Uso Vs Curtis Axel In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Uso defeated Curtis Axel in 8:42 by pinfall with a Super Kick. Rating: 62 Slater and Gabriel are seen backstage as they get back from the gym. Slater jokes about how Gabriel needs to work on his arms more and Justin retorts that maybe if Heath focused on his legs more he wouldn't need to wear long pants. Slater playfully hits Gabriel with a towel and the two start to wrestle in the hallway as Aksana turns the corner reading a magazine. She takes in the sight and drops the magazine as her nose once again begins to bleed, forcing her to run off in search of tissues. http://i.imgur.com/6CYpjKb.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/LhJKL5O.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/lBgnaM4.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/vJ0SGll.jpg The Funkadactyls Vs Tamina and Rosa In an extremely short match, The Funkadactyls defeated Tamina and Rosa Mendes in 5:07 when Naomi defeated Rosa Mendes by pinfall with a Nightfalls. Rating: 50 The colour fades out of the show as the screen turns black and white. The background appears to be a hospital room as Dolph Ziggler walks into the room with Big Show next to him. On a nearby bed is John Cena "Does Cena have any enemies that you're aware of?" Dolph asks Show. "Nope. wrestling is a cutthroat business but I am not aware of why he would have been attacked" He says with a sigh as he leans up against the wall and takes in the scene. Dolph moves closer to Cena as he lies unconscious. "John.... John. Can you hear me?" He calls out, Cena shifts but doesn't wake. "They really did a number on him..." Show points out. Dolph's eyes light up as he moves Cenas head to the side. "They must have.... That's the size of a needle wouldn't you say?" Dolph says as he points to a hole in John's neck. "This is no ordinary beat down..." "What do you mean?" Show asks, his eyes widening at the implication. "No time to explain my gigantic friend... We have to get back to the arena. I have a match" Dolph says as he pulls out a pack of cigarettes and draws a fresh one before leaving the room. http://i.imgur.com/Q1nnVo0.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/8KcBFbl.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ZUq9g0n.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/keUDfuo.jpg Truth and Woods Vs Rad Bromance In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Slater and Gabriel defeated R-Truth and Xavier Woods in 8:32 when Heath Slater defeated Xavier Woods by pinfall with a Smash Hit. Rating: 49 Randy Orton stops Triple H in the hallway and pulls him aside. "Hey Hunter, mind if I have a word with you?" he asks, looking nervously from side to side. "Yeah of course. What can I do for you?" Triple H says with a slight grin. "Well its just... the fans keep chanting boring at me and I was thinking we could do something to fix that. I mean I'm with the Authority and you want me to be the face of the WWE right?" he asks. "Yeah of course. What do you have in mind?" "I think if we added more pyro the fans would like me more. You know, go the "shock and awe" route. Show them that I'm way better than that Daniel Bryan. I need that shower of pyro behind me when I enter. You know. Like I used to have" He smiles at Triple H who in turn puts his hand on Orton's back. "For the face of the company? anything" http://i.imgur.com/hctE0j8.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/zjK1AVs.jpg WWE Diva's Championship Match: Paige © Vs Eva Marie In an extremely short match, Paige defeated Eva Marie in 5:04 by submission with a Scorpion Cross Lock. Paige makes defence number 1 of her WWE Divas title. Rating: 45 Vince McMahon can be heard speaking from inside his office to someone just out of sight of the camera. "Look I know you're great. I'd love to keep you with the company but we're in a situation where we have to lighten the load and we need to make cuts somewhere. The problem is that you don't know that you're great. I mean you've been with a band for how long now? I had you pegged as the next big thing and you deflated faster than a souffle goddammit. You made me look like an idiot for saying that you're the chosen one. Now... Drew... I wish you all the best in your future endeavors" Drew Mcintyre gets up and leaves Vince's office, visibly upset as he takes off his bandana and uses it to wipe his eyeliner off. Drew takes a big, deep breath to keep his composure as he throws the bandana at a nearby garbage can. http://i.imgur.com/CSbw1Tu.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/zjTSjDs.jpg Rey Mysterio Vs Bray Wyatt In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Bray Wyatt defeated Rey Mysterio in 9:22 by pinfall with a Swinging Reverse STO. Rating: 71 The Shield is seen walking backstage and talking amongst themselves. "Look, Dean, I'm just saying you need to clean up your side of the locker room. Its covered in garbage. Animals wouldn't live like that!" Seth vents his frustration. "Oh come on, animals would have more corpses laying around. If you mean a predator animal" Dean defends himself. "In that mess I wouldn't be surprised if I found a corpse" Rollins shoots back. "You might find one. I said an animal would have more though" Dean replies, his face completely deadpan. Their discussion is cut short however as Evolution viciously attacks the trio, Triple H slams Ambrose into a nearby wall as Batista and Orton tackle Rollins and Reigns, beating them down on the floor. http://i.imgur.com/O8o1EGE.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/JhboQtc.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FMJyTzS.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/spbgwxd.jpg The Brotherhood Vs Sandow and Del Rio In a bout that featured great action but not much in the way of heat, The Brotherhood defeated Damien Sandow and Alberto Del Rio in 9:19 when Cody Rhodes defeated Damien Sandow by pinfall with a Cross Rhodes. Rating: 78 http://i.imgur.com/qUYFyWG.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FxAEL32.jpg Rob Van Dam Vs Eric Rowan In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Van Dam defeated Erick Rowan in 9:18 by pinfall with a Five Star Frog Splash. Rating: 75 "This is not good! Bray won his match!" Emma exclaims as she watches the show in her locker room, Layla lifts her head from her computer in response. "So that creepy guy won a match?" She asks "The evil force is getting stronger!" Emma replies "We have to find our third member before we can stop them!" she looks over at Layla expectantly. "Well I googled "Guardians of Good and protectors of love. I got an article on guardian angels and something about Israel but nobody claiming they're ready to fight evil" Layla says half jokingly. Emma sits on the couch and looks grumpy for a moment before an idea strikes her. "Come with me" she says as she grabs Layla by the hand. http://i.imgur.com/aBj6DzC.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/F3ylXuq.jpg Big Show Vs Bad News Barrett In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Bad News Barrett defeated The Big Show in 18:04 by pinfall with a Bull Hammer. Rating: 73 Barrett is coming back from the ring when he comes across Daniel Bryan being chokeslammed into a shipping crate. Kane grins and looks over Daniel's broken body. "Come Payback. Your wife becomes a widow" he growls before walking out. Barrett stares at the scene before walking up to the groggy Bryan. "He's kicking yer ass a lot isn't he?" Barrett says with a smug grin. "I mean maybe its none of my business but...." he starts to crack up, he points at Bryan and laughs. "Ahhhaha. See this is what happens when they make tiny troll men World Champions. Best of luck mate!" Barrett holds onto his sides as he walks off. http://i.imgur.com/rNtFGA5.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/s39MIUN.jpg Dolph Ziggler Vs Ryback In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Dolph Ziggler defeated Ryback in 17:56 by pinfall with a Super Kick. Rating: 75 Final Rating: 85. Popularity has increased in 28 regions Credit and tons of thanks to Lloyd for Ziggler Noir's new picture. Thanks man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayden Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 This. Is. Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iruleall15 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 HOW DO YOU CUT DREW MCINTYRE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!! There is 100 more people who should be fired before him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain2 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 HOW DO YOU CUT DREW MCINTYRE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!! There is 100 more people who should be fired before him. Ahem... fired on Camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kijar Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Captain you're my fav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain2 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/smackdown-logo.png Tuesday, 2nd week of May Renee Young is walking down the hallway when she hears sobbing from a nearby shipping crate. She pauses and raises an eyebrow before lifting the lid off, revealing a clearly depressed Drew Mcintyre. "Drew! Why are you still here, you got fired on Raw" she asks, clearly confused about why he's still around. "I have nowhere else to go! I mean they not only took my job, they took my dream, Renee!" he covers his face with his hand. "Look, Drew. You've got a lot of potential but maybe you need some distance to see that. I mean this place is insane. I saw Kane beating Daniel Bryan up in the washroom this morning when he was trying to wash his hands...." "What were you doing in the mens...." Drew asks but is quickly cut off by Renee "Drew, the point is, maybe you just need to find yourself. Find your identity. Maybe if you went home for a little while you'd figure out just what kind of person you are" she pats him on the shoulder. "Aye, you have a good point. Alright, I'll go back to Scotland and get back in touch with my roots...." he looks down at his leather pants "Cause this just isn't me". http://i.imgur.com/uxQiTwo.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/dUpxfnL.jpg Mark Henry Vs Santino Marella In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Mark Henry defeated Santino Marella in 8:42 by pinfall with a World's Strongest Slam. Rating: 70 http://i.imgur.com/8dIGp0b.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/B7v5riW.jpg Aksana Vs Alicia Fox In an extremely short match, Alicia Fox defeated Aksana in 4:57 by pinfall with a Watch Yo Face. Rating: 42 After the match Alicia goes backstage and walks up to Joey Styles. "Oh god, Alicia. What do you want?" Joey asks, clearly annoyed and disguisted. "Well normally you interview people...." Alicia replies but gets cut off by an angry Styles. "That's right. I interview people, but you know who I don't interview? People who ruin bikini contests. People who enjoy making others suffer. This is the WWE Ma'm. The bikini contest is a sacred tradition and I will not stand by and let it be mocked so by your inclusion! Good day!" Joey throws down his microphone and walks off. Alicia stands back looking utterly confused and horrified. http://i.imgur.com/zf9qlnu.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/LCGR9Rd.jpg Jack Swagger Vs Fandango In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Fandango defeated Jack Swagger in 8:48 by pinfall with a Swinging Reverse STO. Rating: 69 Randy Orton comes out for his match as the additional pyro he requested on Raw falls down behind him in a curtain of brilliance. The audience however is unexpectedly hostile as they boo and chant "boring" at him. Randy looks visibly hurt as he climbs into the ring. http://i.imgur.com/JhboQtc.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/eW4NxmD.jpg Goldust Vs Randy Orton In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Randy Orton defeated Goldust in 8:47 by pinfall with a RKO. Rating: 80 Alberto Del Rio is backstage watching the show on some convienently placed montiors when his stomach growls. He pats his stomach and turns, heading towards catering. "Hey could I get some fries?" he asks the man behind the counter. "Alright that comes to 3.25" He says as he holds out the fries. Alberto responds by pulling out his wallet and looking through it, it's stuffed absolutely full with 100 dollar bills. He offers one to the clerk. "No way man, I don't have that much change. Don't you have anything smaller?" the clerk asks. "....No" Del Rio says looking sadly down at the floor. He puts his wallet back in his pocket and sadly shuffles off. http://i.imgur.com/XnbGD8O.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FxAEL32.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/s39MIUN.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/qTWaamF.jpg The Wyatt Family Vs Rybaxel In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, The Wyatt Family defeated Rybaxel in 9:06 when Luke Harper defeated Ryback by pinfall with a Discus Clothesline. Rating: 73 Eva Marie is seen backstage in the interview area, seemingly taking over for Joey Styles after his earlier outburst. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce my very first interview in the WWF. Double J!" she smiles as Triple H walks into frame, he looks confused. "What did you call me....?" he asks but she shrugs and continues the interview as usual. "So at Battleground you're looking to defeat that other group of guys. They seem to be a good team though so how do you, like, plan to do that?" she looks over at Hunter expectantly. "Oh... wow, alright firstly its Triple H. I'm Triple H, not whatever the hell you said. Secondly, our next pay per view is payback. And thirdly, Its Evolution against the Shield and its going to be incredibly easy to beat them because they can be a "good team" all they want. Evolution is the best of the best...." "Awesome! anyway, back to you the action in the ring!" She gives a wide smile as Triple H looks about ready to murder her. http://i.imgur.com/CSbw1Tu.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/fUdrsFB.jpg WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Rey Mysterio Vs Daniel Bryan © In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Daniel Bryan defeated Rey Mysterio in 17:45 by submission with a No! Lock. Daniel Bryan makes defence number 1 of his WWE World Heavyweight title. Rating: 87 Final Rating: 87. Popularity has increased in 38 regions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen Rey Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 The Eva Marie segment and Alicia Fox hate are absolutely hilarious, keep up the good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdStringPG Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I'd pay $9.99 to watch this! Awesome stuff here, and I've only completed the first show. Aside from what has already been mentioned, I also like how you've written Cesaro. And Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel as a modern-day Billy and Chuck! Where's Paul Heyman? I would love to see him cut a promo in this WWE of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packerman120 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Eva really does botch everything haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain2 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 Captain you're my fav <3 The Eva Marie segment and Alicia Fox hate are absolutely hilarious, keep up the good work Thanks, I'm having a lot of fun sort of picking someone at random and coming up with an entirely new gimmick that's somewhat in line with their character. Its good practice. I'd pay $9.99 to watch this! Awesome stuff here, and I've only completed the first show. Aside from what has already been mentioned, I also like how you've written Cesaro. And Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel as a modern-day Billy and Chuck! I actually came up with this idea while watching episodes of the JBL and Cole show and thinking "I'm having more fun watching this than I did watching Smackdown. Why don't they do this more often?" and taken to its logical conclusion. The rest of it is basically just weird things that comes out of my brain. Where's Paul Heyman? I would love to see him cut a promo in this WWE of yours. I had a couple of ideas for Heyman earlier but I'd like to flesh it out a bit more before I actually use him Eva really does botch everything haha She botched? I thought she showed great insight into WWE's inner workings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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