SWF -- This Means War! (diary)

[Derek B]

A Battle Royal for the SWF Shooting Star Title [b]Darryl Devine[/b] [i] Just because....[/i] [b]The Glass Ceiling & Texas Pete[/b] vs. The Tomboys, Angry Gilmore, and a mystery partner [i]I won't guess who the mystery partner is, but I don't see the Glass Ceiling losing again...[/i] Brett Biggz & Skull DeBones vs. [b]Joey Minnesota & Nevada Nuclear[/b] Mainstream Hernandez vs. [b]Freddie Datsun[/b] (c) for the SWF North American Championship [i]He just deserves a push so muchm I really want him to win...[/i] Jack Bruce vs. [b]Eddie Peak[/b] [i]I love both these guys but gooooo Eddie![/i] Ricky Dale Johnson vs. [b]Sam Keith[/b] in a submission match! [i]he can't lose under these rules surely...[/i] [b]Remo[/b (c) vs. Joel Kovach for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship [i]The best man I've never pushed. He can't lose so early in his reign at the top.[/i]

[steev42]

A Battle Royal for the SWF Shooting Star Title [b]Andre Jones[/b] retains The Glass Ceiling & Texas Pete vs. [b]The Tomboys, Angry Gilmore, and a mystery partner[/b] and for the hell of it, I call Liberty as the mystery partner. Brett Biggz & Skull DeBones vs. [b]Joey Minnesota & Nevada Nuclear[/b] [b]Enforcer Roberts[/b] vs. Tim Westybrook Mainstream Hernandez vs. [b]Freddie Datsun (c)[/b] for the SWF North American Championship [b]Jack Bruce[/b] vs. Eddie Peak [b]Ricky Dale Johnson[/b] vs. Sam Keith in a submission match! [b]Remo (c)[/b] vs. Joel Kovach for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship

[Irish Wolf]

A Battle Royal for the SWF Shooting Star Title I don't really have a handle on who your Shooting Star Division includes but if I had a list I could pick some one. The Glass Ceiling & Texas Pete vs. [B]The Tomboys, Angry Gilmore, and a mystery partner[/B] Anyone with a mystery partner deserves to win [B]Tim Westybrook[/B] vs. Enforcer Roberts Go Westybrook go go go Brett Biggz & Skull DeBones vs. [B]Joey Minnesota & Nevada Nuclear[/B] I like DeBones and Biggz better but I think ths one will go to Minnesota and Neveda (hmmm both named after states) Mainstream Hernandez vs. [B]Freddie Datsun (c)[/B] for the SWF North American Championship I loved Datsun in 2004 and he's better in 2005 he deserves a push all the way tot he top [B]Jack Bruce[/B] vs. Eddie Peak I think Bruce needs to frustrate Eddie by not losing no matter how hard he tries to cheat Ricky Dale Johnson vs. [B]Sam Keith[/B] in a submission match Thi is a tough one but I just like Sam Keith better [B]Remo (c)[/B] vs. Joel Kovach for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship I'm defiantely for keeping Remo champ

[Derek Fame]

[QUOTE=BuddyGarner]I think you're overpushing Dan for his position on the card. Look at the WWE lower card they wish they could job in singles matches. I think you should put him in some lumberjack matches(which you can only have ten people in well 12 if you have two wrestler managers), a lowercard battle royal, tag team turmoil match, and maybe like once every three months job in a singles match. Or maybe be in a three man team that jobs to Joe Sexy or something. But getting to job in singles? That's just favoritism.[/QUOTE] The way that Vince McMahon and WWE book and run their company is never a good example for how to give a proper push. What's that new tag team now, the [I]Spirit Squad[/I]? Case and point. [B]Christmas Clash Predictions[/B] Devine in the Battle Royal: Because Devine is an Irish name, and he rocks. Tomboys/Angry Gilmore/??? over The Glass Ceiling & Texas Pete: Although I don't support women's wrestling whatsoever. You want softcore porn, order Cinemax and stay up until 2 am. Tim Westybrook over Roberts: He seems like he's on a good push now, I'd give it to him. DeBones & Biggz over Nuclear/Minnesota: Alright, so technically Nevada and Joey should and WILL win this match for the sole purpose that it would botch the storyline otherwise, but DeBones is too sweet to take the job in this one. I mean, c'mon. His name is Skull DeBONES. Datsun over Hernandez: I'm with the majority on this one, he really deserves the push and will go far if he gets it, in my opinion. Jack Bruce over Eddie Peak: Bruce is still a longtime favorite of mine. Steal Sam Strong and have Bruce form a new rock group with him and Rip Chord... What, c'mon, you never fantazied about the Ultimate Warrior, Sting, Randy Savage, and Hulk Hogan in a Judas Priest cover band? Don't look at me like that, what?! Sam Keith over Ricky Dale Johnson: Tough decission, but I'm with Derek B, I don't think he can lose in a submission match to Johnson. Remo retains the title against Kovach: He's great for a champ reign right now, but I'd love to see it go the other way a few months down the line.

[Imarevenant]

A Battle Royal for the SWF Shooting Star Title- [B]Andre Jones[/B] The Glass Ceiling & Texas Pete vs. [B]The Tomboys, Angry Gilmore, and a mystery partner[/B] Mystery Partners always win, it's just a fact. Brett Biggz & Skull DeBones vs. [B]Joey Minnesota & Nevada Nuclear[/B] Keep pushing Nevada! Enforcer Roberts vs. [B]Tim Westybrook[/B] Mainstream Hernandez vs. [B]Freddie Datsun[/B] (c) for the SWF North American Championship [B]Jack Bruce[/B] vs. Eddie Peak [B]Ricky Dale Johnson[/B] vs. Sam Keith in a submission match! [B]Remo[/B] (c) vs. Joel Kovach for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship Can't lose so soon in his title reign

[Scapino1974]

I just got done "filming" the Warzone that will air after "Christmas Clash". I should have the PPV up by this afternoon or evening. I also just did a run through of the locker room to see if anybody is upset with me, and I've got a lot of workers angry with me. Some of them have good reason. For example, there are two workers that I hired about two weeks ago (game time) who haven't debuted yet, and they're a little miffed. Some of them annoy me, though. For example, Jack Bruce, Ricky Dale Johnson, and Sam Keith are all upset at me because they don't feel that they're getting enough time in shows. But the most surprising thing in the run-through was talking with Tim Westybrook. Right now, he's a lower midcarder. He's decided it would be best for him to be a Main Eventer right now. Wow.

[JonnyV1]

LMAO at Westybrook A Battle Royal for the SWF Shooting Star Title- [B]Andre Jones[/B] Don't really know who could take it, seeing as my favourite former Shooting Star people, Mainstream and Darryl have both moved up, so champ to retain. The Glass Ceiling & Texas Pete vs. The Tomboys, Angry Gilmore, and a mystery partner - [B]The Tomboys, Angry Gilmore & a myster partner[/B] Unless this mystery opponent isn't someone big, I see the faces winning. Shame, Darryl Devine should turn and then I'd love seeing the glass ceiling get their asses handed to them. Brett Biggz & Skull DeBones vs. Joey Minnesota & Nevada Nuclear - [B]Joey and Nevada[/B] Like them more, and they seem to be getting the bigger push, all though I'm sure Bart would love to see Brett get a big PPV win. Enforcer Roberts vs. Tim Westybrook - [B]Tim Westybrook[/B] On his way to the main event, lol. Remo lookout! Mainstream Hernandez vs. Freddie Datsun (c) for the SWF North American Championship - [B]Mainstream Hernandez[/B] I want to see it, and I think Freddie's had the title for awhile now and can drop it without hurting his push and it would keep the feud alive or let Freddie move on up in the world. Jack Bruce vs. Eddie Peak - [B]Jack Bruce[/B] I like Jack Bruce, never got behind Eddie Peak, but I can see you putting Eddie over. I just don't want it so much that I'm not putting it down. lol! Ricky Dale Johnson vs. Sam Keith in a submission match! - [B]Sam Keith[/B] A RDJ win wouldn't surprise me, to give him that push since his debut, but it's a submission match and there's nothing wrong with losing to Sam Keith. Remo (c) vs. Joel Kovach for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship - [B]Joel Kovach[/B] Yeah, I said it. I'm going for the shock factor seeing as we've been made use to seeing long title reigns.

[Scapino1974]

[CENTER][I]SWF Presents ...[/I] [B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]"Christmas Clash"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [I]Thursday of Week 2, December 2006[/I] Held at the Oregon Gardens in the North West Territory 14,250 in attendance[/CENTER] [U][B]DARK MATCHES[/B][/U] 1) [B]FLASHBACK vs. THE LORDS OF WAR[/B] A so-so opening match. The Lords reminded me once again of why they are leaving after tonight. But apparently the Road Agents decided they deserved one final Christmas Present from SWF. WINNER: [B]The Lords of War[/B] in 6:34 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B-[/COLOR] 2) [B]CHRISTIAN FAITH vs. BLACK HAT BAILEY[/B] Another so-so opening match. Not quite as good as I had hoped, but that's because Christian and BHB have no chemistry together. WINNER: [B]Christian Faith [/B]in 7:06 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 3) Jessie saves the day by shooting the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B][U]LIVE SHOW[/U][/B] 1) The show starts with Remo in the ring. He didn't get to start right away since the crowd was thunderous in their welcome. He thanks them all for coming. He says that it's been an honor to be the SWF World Heavyweight Champion. His face falls and he says, very sadly, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I doubt I'll get to say that again."[/COLOR] The crowd goes silent as Remo lists the many reasons why Joel Kovach could win the title tonight. Joel is a little smaller than Remo, a little quicker. He thinks well on his feet and he's come a long way since debuting in the SWF a year ago. Remo says that he worries sometimes whether or not Joel isn't really a better competitor than he is. But then a mischevious grin breaks across his face and he says, [COLOR="darkgreen"]"I'm just kidding. Sure, Joel is good. I wouldn't want it any other way. But I'm plain better. And tonight, I'll prove it."[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A*[/COLOR] 2) Tim Westybrook is walking backstage when Enforcer Roberts jumps him. Unfortunately, Tim proves to be too much for him and he winds up getting beaten up instead. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 3) BLZ Bubb, Darryl Devine, Joe Sexy, and Texas Pete stand in the ring with a mic and talk about how good they really are. They say that they'll win the match tonight, regardless of who the surprise tag partner is. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 4) [COLOR="Purple"]BATTLE ROYAL [/COLOR]featuring [B]ANDRE JONES, DELIRIOUS DAN, AMERICAN ELEMENTAL, BLACK HAT BAILEY, CHRIS GORDON, DEREK FROST, ERIC EISEN, FLEX, PECS, AND GROUCHO BLING [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Shooting Star Championship[/COLOR] Technically Dan and Derek were too big for this match, but that's okay. They never stood a chance anyway. Elemental was hampered a little from his taped up ribs, which he broke at the [I]Warzone[/I] taping the night before. I knew it was a risk putting him in, but he seemed game and ready to go. In the end, it came down to Eric Eisen, Groucho Bling, American Elemental, and Andre Jones. Andre sat it out while Eric and Groucho tried to eliminate each other. That battle raged for a while and they both got hung up in the ropes. So Andre helped them by eliminating them both. He and Elemental locked up for a while, but Andre mercifully tossed him out quickly. WINNER: [B]Andre Jones [/B]in 11:13 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]C+[/COLOR] 5) Principessa and Melody Cuthill are walking backstage with Angry Gilmore. They ask him if their mystery partner has arrived yet and if they can meet him or her. Angry says there's no time like the present and leads them to a locker room door. He opens it and ushers the ladies in. Melody and Principessa stop short when they look in and a smile breaks on both their faces. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 6) A video played, hyping the match between Tim Westybrook and Enforcer Roberts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 7) [B]TIM WESTYBROOK vs. ENFORCER ROBERTS[/B] You know, I thought Tim wanting to be a main eventer already was laughable. Now, I'm beginning to see why. First of all, the man has extremely high popularity in North America. He's an A in every Canadian province and at least a B in the U.S. territories (except Puerto Rico). And then there's this match! The crowd was entirely behind Tim and cheered him on as he dominated Enforcer Roberts throughout the match. He finally nailed Enforcer with a DDT and got the pin. WINNER: [B]Tim Westybrook[/B] in 10:55 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 8) Angry Gilmore comes out and says that it's time to reveal the mystery partner. He steps aside and reveals that it's ... [B]Wanda Fish[/B], the former star of AAA. Here's the thing I find odd. Wanda's background says that she's extremely popular in the North West Territory (part of the reason why I held the Clash there). And yet when I checked her popularity stats, she's only a C, just like she is everywhere else. And based on this crowd's reaction, they didn't seem to care that their hometown hero has joined the major leagues. Weird. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 9) [B]MELODY CUTHILL, PRINCIPESSA, ANGRY GILMORE, & WANDA FISH vs. BLZ BUBB, DARRYL DEVINE, JOE SEXY, & TEXAS PETE[/B] Everyone was pretty worn out after this match, but the crowd really seemed to enjoy it. Lots of tagging in and out, people getting isolated and double-teamed, even triple teamed. There were a few times when it looked like referee Darren Smith was going to lose control with people hopping in and out of the ring to break up tags and then get ambushed by the other side. In the end, it came down to just about everyone laid out except Joe and Melody. They eyed each other warily, and Jerry Eisen reminded everyone that all of this started when Melody took exception to the way Joe was treating her and Principessa. They locked it up in the middle of the ring and battled back and forth. Principessa tried to intervene at one point, but Joe clotheslined her nearly out of her boots. He turned to Melody and started to set her up for a One Night Stand. As he got Melody up, he turned to Principessa and made a lewd comment about the two of them celebrating later. That gave Melody just enough time to slip out of the One Night Stand and hit Joe with a head-scissors take-down. Angry Gilmore hit Joe with a frog splash and then Melody covered Joe. WINNERS: [B]Melody Cuthill, Angry Gilmore, Principessa, & Wanda Fish[/B] in 16:48 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 10) With the match over, the women (and Angry) celebrate their win. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 11) Joel Kovach is backstage, glaring at the camera. He addresses Remo, saying that Joel almost busted a gut over what Remo said earlier. No, not the kidding around. Joel instead finds it hilarious that Remo thinks he's leaving Oregon with the belt. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 12) A video airs, hyping the on-going feud between Ricky Dale Johnson and Sam Keith. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 13) [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON vs. SAM KEITH[/B] in a submission match The announcers put over the fact that Ricky really was at a loss here tonight since Sam has a submission move, one that he invented and can lock onto a person from out of nowhere whereas they didn't know if Ricky actually had much experience with submission holds. It turns out that Ricky picked up some knowledge from somewhere. He tried a number of different moves, but Emma Chase always pointed out that he didn't seem comfortable with them and wasn't using them properly, allowing Sam to slip out. But then, Sam was having trouble nailing down Ricky with the Proton Lock as well. In the end, though, Sam locked it on and made Ricky tap. WINNER: [B]Sam Keith[/B] in 14:28 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 14) The camera cuts to Joey Minnesota and Nevada Nuclear warming up backstage. They look really dangerous and intense and it actually caused the crowd to pop in a big way. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 15) [B]BRETT BIGGZ & SKULL DeBONES vs. NEVADA NUCLEAR & JOEY MINNESOTA[/B] A better match than I expected, to be honest, but not as good as I had hoped for. Brett and Skull seemed to have problems out there (intentionally) with communication. There were missed tags, misunderstood messages, and at one point, Skull wanted to work over Nevada in their corner but Brett refused, wanting to fight cleanly. Nevada and Joey didn't share Brett's ethics in this situation and took delight in using every dirty trick they could. The frustration built between Brett and Skull until finally, all communication broke down. It was little wonder that Nevada hit his former mentor with the Mushroom Cloud at the end. WINNER: [B]Nevada Nuclear & Joey Minnesota[/B] in 13:31 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 16) After the match is over, Skull and Brett get into a heated argument over whose fault it is that Nevada and Joey won. Skull seems to think that Brett's too cowardly and weak to make it as a wrestler. Brett takes exception to this and challenges Skull to a match next week to see who the weaker man really is. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 17) Mainstream Hernandez is warming up backstage when Steve Frehley stops by and wishes him luck. Mainstream seems a little unsure of himself, but Steve tells him that he's been watching him, and that Mainstream has all the makings of a true champion. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 18) [B]FREDDIE DATSUN (c) vs. MAINSTREAM HERNANDEZ [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR] Steve's words seemed to have lit a fire under Mainstream. Freddie had his hands full the entire match just trying to stay one step ahead of the younger wrestler. He begged off many encounters, rolled out of the ring, even hid behind the ref at one point. Mainstream kept after him, trying to get Freddie with Apparition #14. In the end, Freddie managed to surprise Mainstream with a quick roll up and a pin with his legs on the ropes for leverage. WINNER: [B]Freddie Datsun[/B] in 11:31 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 19) [B]JACK BRUCE vs. EDDIE PEAK[/B] Another great match out of these two. Eddie went to the ring with overconfidence nearly burning in his eyes. Jack didn't let that bother him. He was all business, ignoring Eddie's verbal jabs and taunts. It was a great match with the momentum swinging both ways, sometimes changing in a blink. Eventually, though, Eddie gained control and managed to hit his finisher. Rather than pin, Jack, though, he strutted around the ring a little and showboated for the crowd. He then clambered up to the top rope, posed a little, and then leapt off .... right into Jack's upraised boot. As Eddie stumbled around the ring in a daze, Jack kipped to his feet and then hit Eddie with a New York Minute to pick up the win. WINNER: [B]Jack Bruce[/B] in 14:41 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 20) Jack is celebrating his win in the ring. Eddie has vacated and is trudging to the back. That's when someone leaps the security railing and hops into the ring, attacking Jack from behind and kicking him savagely when he's down. At first, the announcers say that it's a crazed fan, but then Emma recognizes him. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I think that's [B]Troy Tornado[/B]! He's the lead singer of Painful Procedure, TCW's house band! What is he doing here?"[/COLOR] Before anyone can get an answer, Troy bails out of the ring and disappears through the crowd before security can get their hands on him. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 21) A video airs, reviewing the escalating feud between Joel Kovach and Remo. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 22) [B]REMO (c) vs. JOEL KOVACH [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR] They left it all in the ring tonight. Holy cow. If this isn't a contender for Match of the Year, I don't know what would be. Lots of high spots, lots of near falls, lots of incredible moves and reversals. In the end, though, Jerry Eisen got to call it like only he can: "THE DESTROYER!" WINNER: [B]Remo[/B] in 19:44 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] I have to admit, I was really nervous going into tonight. The show was a half-hour longer than last year (from two and a half to three hours), but I still had more matches tonight than any other night. Some of the matches could have probably been skipped, but overall, I'm pretty happy with how things went, even if the crowd thought Principessa, Nevada Nuclear, and Wanda Fish (what is with these people?!?!) were overused. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from [COLOR="DarkRed"]"Christmas Clash"[/U][/COLOR] DARK: [I]The Lords of War defeated Flashback[/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]B-[/COLOR] DARK: [I]Christian Faith defeated Black Hat Bailey [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] [I]Andre Jones won [COLOR="Purple"]the battle royal [/COLOR]to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Shooting Star Championship[/COLOR][/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]C+[/COLOR] [I]Tim Westybrook defeated Enforcer Roberts[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Melody Cuthill, Principessa, Angry Gilmore, and Wanda Fish defeated BLZ Bubb, Darryl Devine, Joe Sexy, and Texas Pete[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Sam Keith defeated Ricky Dale Johnson in a [COLOR="Purple"]submission match[/COLOR][/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Joey Minnesota & Nevada Nuclear defeated Skull DeBones & Brett Biggz[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Freddie Datsun defeated Mainstream Hernandez to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR][/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Jack Bruce defeated Eddie Peak[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Remo defeated Joel Kovach to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR][/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

[Scapino1974]

[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Warzone[/SIZE][/B] [I]Filmed Wednesday of Week 2, December 2006 (airs on Friday)[/I] Held at the Missouri State Armoury in the Mid West Territory 5,000 in attendance[/CENTER] [B][U]DARK MATCHES[/U][/B] 1) [B]THE TOMBOYS vs. DEREK FROST & DELIRIOUS DAN[/B] A surprisingly good match, considering Dan was in this one. Melody Cuthill came out looking like a star even though it was Principessa who pinned Dan. WINNER: [B]The Tomboys [/B]in 6:36 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]C+[/COLOR] 2) [B]MODERN DAY HEROES vs. HEAVENLY BODIES[/B] Heavenly Bodies, comprised of Darryl Devine and Joe Sexy, have no chemistry together. I find it odd that the road agents would wait to tell me until now, especially since Joe and Darryl have tagged together in the past. At any rate, it turned out to be a decent match. WINNERS: [B]Heavenly Bodies [/B]in 6:54 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 3) Jessie shoots the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B][U]LIVE SHOW[/U][/B] 1) A graphic comes on screen, announcing that tonight’s main event will be a ladder match. Eric Eisen will be defending his Warmaster title against BLZ Bubb, Texas Pete, Elmo Benson, Christian Faith, and Enforcer Roberts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 2) Squeeky McClean comes out to the ring and challenges Tim Westybrook to a match, saying that Tim wouldn’t be able to beat him a second time. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 3) [B]TIM WESTYBROOK vs. SQUEEKY McCLEAN[/B] It’s matches like this that make me sorry that Squeeky is leaving. He and Tim have great chemistry together and that helped make this a good bout. WINNER: [B]Tim Westybrook[/B] in 7:35 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 4) Steve Frehley finds Richard Eisen backstage. He complains about how Shane Stones has been blatantly helping Rich Money win his matches. Richard tells Steve to stop whining about losing to Rich twice. Steve keeps after him, so Richard finally agrees to assign a different ref to Steve’s rematch against Rich tonight. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 5) [B]FLASHBACK vs. FLEX & PECS[/B] These two haven’t been featured on air for a while ... and I’m beginning to wonder if that isn’t for the best. Not a good match from these guys. Not at all. Maybe it was the length of the match that did them in. Robbie and Pecs were worn out by the end of the match. Whatever the case, this didn’t go so well. WINNERS: [B]Flashback[/B] in 15:51 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 6) BLZ Bubb cuts a promo on himself, saying that he’ll be the one to leave the ring tonight with the Warmaster title. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 7) [B]STEVE FREHLEY vs. RICH MONEY[/B] Rich seemed upset that Darren Smith, not Shane Stones, was the ref for tonight’s match. Darren caught most of Rich’s underhanded tactics and ordered him to break holds, back away, that sort of thing. When it became pretty clear that Steve was going to win, Rich shoved Steve into Darren, who got hit in the head by a stray elbow. Darren was knocked out. While Steve stared at Darren in surprise, Rich rolled him up from behind and held him down with his tights. That’s when Shane Stones ran into the ring and made the three count very quickly. WINNER: [B]Rich Money [/B]in 13:45 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 8) Steve Frehley finds Richard Eisen backstage and really lets him have it this time. Richard, surprisingly, agrees that Rich can’t keep that up. So Richard says that there’s going to be one last rematch between Rich Money and Steve Frehley on Invasion! with a special guest referee. Steve leaves, happy, and Richard mutters, “I wonder who I can get on such short notice....” RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 9) [B]ERIC EISEN (c) vs. BLZ BUBB vs. TEXAS PETE vs. ENFORCER ROBERTS vs. ELMO BENSON[/B] in [COLOR="Purple"]a ladder match [/COLOR]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Warmaster Title[/COLOR] This was a mess, an overbooked mess, and it was perfect. Elmo got busted open in the early running, there were a lot of insane dives off ladders, it was great. In the end, Christian Faith was the one to ascend the ladder and pull down the belt. WINNER: [B]Christian Faith[/B] in 21:47 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 10) Having won the match, Christian celebrates in the ring. He then turns and sees Eric Eisen staring at him. Eric walks over and shakes Christian’s hand, then raises it in victory. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] for the celebration; [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] for the handshake [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] Oh boy. This was not a good show. The crowd wanted more interviews and backstage segments, which I trimmed for the ladder match. I kind of run into a problem with this edition of Warzone, since I can’t start new storylines since most of the storylines will get resolved at the PPV. Not a good night for us. Worse than that, American Elemental got hurt during the dark match! He’s suffering from broken ribs. That’s a problem, since we filmed this show on the Wednesday before Christmas Clash. That means that Elemental can’t participate in the Shooting Star Battle Royal. Yeesh! What really hurts is that this is the first things fans will see after Christmas Clash. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Warzone[/I][/U] DARK: [I]The Tomboys defeated Derek Frost & Delirious Dan [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] DARK: [I]Heavenly Bodies defeated Modern Day Heroes [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]Tim Westybrook defeated Squeeky McClean [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Flashback defeated Flex & Pecs [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] [I]Rich Money defeated Steve Frehley [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Christian Faith defeated Eric Eisen, BLZ Bubb, Texas Pete, Elmo Benson, and Enforcer Roberts to become [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Warmaster [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

[Scapino1974]

[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Invasion![/SIZE][/B] [I]Tuesday of Week 3, December 2006[/I] Held at the Gorski Ballroom in the South West Territory 5,000 in attendance[/CENTER] [U]DARK MATCHES[/U] 1) [B]ROBBIE RETRO vs. DARRYL DEVINE[/B] Not as good of a match as I had hoped from these two, but it was good enough. WINNER: [B]Darryl Devine[/B] in 6:37 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B-[/COLOR] 2) [B]JOHNNY MARTIN vs. JOE SEXY[/B] This one did a little better. WINNER: [B]Johnny Martin[/B] in 7:15 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 3) Blonde Bombshell shoots the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B][U]LIVE SHOW[/U][/B] 1) Remo comes out to a thunderous ovation, holding the belt high over his head. He thanks the fans for their support and says that as long as he can, he's going to hold on to the Heavyweight Championship and defend it for them. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 2) Richard Eisen is on the phone when Joel Kovach bursts into his office. Joel is steaming mad over what happened last week at "Christmas Clash." He says that he wants to exercise his rematch clause tonight! Richard tells Joel to cool it, that he should have read the contract more carefully. There was no rematch clause. That's why Joel won't get a shot tonight. Instead, there's going to be a ladder match to determine the next number one contender. Whoever can pull down the briefcase with the contract in it will get the title shot at "When Hell Freezes Over." Joel tries to keep going, but Richard dismisses him, saying that he's on the phone with the special guest referee for tonight's match between Rich Money and Steve Frehley. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 3) A video plays, hyping Nevada Nuclear and Joey Minnesota as a tag-team, one named "The United States of Annihilation." They hype up how Joey is ice cold in his moves, just like his name. It refers to Nevada as the "Wrestler of Mass Destruction", and even hypes their manager, the Blonde Bombshell, as a "Weapon of Mass Seduction". The ominous voice-over predicts that we'll see the U.S.A. with the tag titles very soon. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] (C'mon! How could the fans not like United States of Annihilation?) 4) Wanda Fish comes out to the ring and says that she's excited to be part of the SWF, that she actually dreamed of working for the best wrestling company in the world for many years. She promises the fans that she's going to make a real difference here ... And that's when Squeeky McClean comes out. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"The last thing we need in this company is another chick who thinks she can make it as a wrestler," [/COLOR]he says. [COLOR="darkgreen"]"How's this sound: we both put our contracts on the line. Loser leaves town. Okay?"[/COLOR] Wanda shrugs and agrees. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] for the hype and challenge 5) [B] WANDA FISH vs. SQUEEKY McCLEAN [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a "Loser Leaves Town" match[/COLOR] The smarks in the crowd knew where this match was going from the beginning, so they didn't really get that into it. Not only that, but Squeeky and Wanda had no chemistry at all. But in the end, Wanda managed to get Squeeky down into her patented finishing move, the Blonde Ambition. WINNER: [B]Wanda Fish[/B] in 7:58 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]C[/COLOR] 6) Troy Tornado comes out to the ring to a chorus of boos. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I bet you're all wondering what I'm doing here, right? I mean, I had the sweet life as a rock-and-roll star back west. Money, fame, chicks, I had it all. So why give it all up and come out here? One reason: Jack Bruce. "Let me remind you of what Jack did. He used to be the lead singer for Painful Procedure and the fans loved him. So how did he repay them? He abandoned them and came to the SWF. So then I was hired as Procedure's lead singer. I thought it was my big break and, in some ways, it was. "But I was never free of Jack Bruce's shadow. Right from the start, people kept comparing me to him. Some of them liked him better, some liked me better, but whenever they talked about me, they talked about him. I got sick of it after a while, and I decided that if I got the chance, I was going to prove who the better man was. "So here I am. Jack, I ain't going anywhere. You'd better watch your back, boy!"[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 7) Black Hat Bailey and Enforcer Roberts are backstage, commiserating how they both have fallen prey to Tim Westybrook over the past couple of months. Enforcer points out that the real problem was that they didn't stand togther from the start. When Tim was after BHB, Enforcer should have helped him and vice versa. They agree that "Problem Solvers" were going to work toward solving the problem of Tim Westybrook. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C[/COLOR] 8) [B]BRETT BIGGZ vs. SKULL DeBONES[/B] We've got another lack of chemistry that dragged down a match. These two did their best, but the crowd just didn't seem to care about who's fault it was that they lost at Clash. In the end, in spite of a valiant effort by Brett, Skull got the pin using the ropes for leverage. WINNER: [B]Skull DeBones[/B] in 10:41 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C[/COLOR] 9) The Tomboys approach Richard Eisen backstage and say that now that they've dealt with the so-called "Glass Ceiling", they'd like to move on to another challenge. They want to take on Flex & Pecs next week on [I]Invasion![/I] Richard thinks about it and agrees to the match. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 10) It's time for the match between Rich Money and Steve Frehley. The two competitors are in the ring, waiting for their guest referee to come out. That's when Archangel's music hits. Out comes the former wrestler, wearing a ref's shirt. He'll be in the squared circle tonight to call this match! RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 11) [B]STEVE FREHLEY vs. RICH MONEY[/B] A pretty good match. Rich seemed extremely upset, especially since Archangel watched him like a hawk. At one point, Rich got Steve into a submission move and then used the ropes for leverage. It was the classic formula: twice, Archangel couldn't catch him at it. The third time he did and ordered Rich to break it. Rich did so, then got in Archangel's face and even shoved him. Archangel stood there for a moment, then laid into Rich with a knife-edge chop. Rich stumbled away, clutching his chest, only to get hit by a Frehley's Comet from Steve. WINNER: [B]Steve Frehley[/B] in 13:32 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 12) After the match, Archangel got a mic and said good-bye to Steve again. Steve begs him to stay, but Archangel says that he can't. Richard Eisen only brought him back for this one match. He's sorry, but he has to go. Archangel leaves the ring, leaving Steve behind with a thoughtful look on his face. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 13) It's time for the main event, and Remo comes out to do guest commentary on the match. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 14) [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON vs. JACK BRUCE vs. ERIC EISEN vs. BLZ BUBB vs. SAM KEITH VS. TROY TORNADO [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a ladder match [/COLOR]to determine the #1 Contender for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR] A briefcase is suspended above the ring and the announcers explain that inside is a contract for a title shot against Remo at "When Hell Freezes Over". Speaking of the champ, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have him on guest commentary. He just couldn't keep up with the action. At least there was a lot of action to be called. This match helped further the feuds between Sam and Ricky and Jack and Troy. Those four focused almost exclusively on their rivals, causing Emma Chase to comment that they were actually too distracted for their own good. There were a lot of high spots, lots of intense action, but in the end, Eric Eisen made it to the top of the ladder to pull down the briefcase. WINNER: [B]Eric Eisen[/B] in 16:45 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 15) Eric is worn out, but he still celebrates his win. But that's when Joel Kovach rushes the ring from backstage and lays into Eric, beating him to the mat. He then picks up the briefcase and escapes, laughing the whole way. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] It seems we shook whatever ailed us last week on [I]Warzone[/I]. The show wasn't as good as it could have been, but hey, I'm not complaining. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Invasion![/I][/U] DARK: [I]Darryl Devine defeated Robbie Retro[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] DARK: [I]Johnny Martin defeated Joe Sexy[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Wanda Fish defeated Squeeky McClean[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]C[/COLOR] [I]Skull DeBones defeated Brett Biggz[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]C[/COLOR] [I]Steve Frehley defeated Rich Money[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Eric Eisen defeated Sam Keith, Ricky Dale Johnson, Jack Bruce, Troy Tornado, and BLZ Bubb in [COLOR="Purple"]a ladder match [/COLOR]to become the #1 Contender for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR] [/I]- [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR][/B] TCW Show Rating - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[MightyDavidson]

Emma Frost? You mean Emma Chase surely, or have you been hiring members of the X-Men to fill out the roster without telling us? ;)

[Scapino1974]

Whoops. Although, mutant wrestling, now that would be kind of fun.

[Irish Wolf]

Eric Eisen is now number one contender i can't wait to see how that's gonna work out. And the Troy Tornado/Jack Bruce feud, I shoul dhave seen that coming when you posted the roster.

[JonnyV1]

I really thought for some reason you were gonna have Joel run down during the match and take the suitcase, ahh well. I see a triple threat main Event at the next PPV.

[Derek Fame]

Wolverine versus Eric Eisen next year in a No-Claws-Barred First Blood Match for the World Title.. ...run in by Mighty Mouse.

[Scapino1974]

[QUOTE=JonnyV1]I really thought for some reason you were gonna have Joel run down during the match and take the suitcase, ahh well. I see a triple threat main Event at the next PPV.[/QUOTE] He did steal the suitcase after the match. [QUOTE=Apupunchau@optonline]Eric Eisen is now number one contender i can't wait to see how that's gonna work out. And the Troy Tornado/Jack Bruce feud, I shoul dhave seen that coming when you posted the roster.[/QUOTE] That feud I just happened upon. Troy's contract came up and after checking his stats, I decided he'd be a good one to go after. Once I had him, I had to decide what to do with him. For a while, I considered throwing him into the Tomboy's feud as the mystery partner instead of Wanda, but then I realized that I had both lead singers from Painful Procedure, and the rest kind of wrote itself.

[Scapino1974]

[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Warzone[/SIZE][/B] [I]Filmed Wednesday of Week 3, December 2006[/I] Held at Irvine Hall in the Mid South Territory 5,000 in attendance[/CENTER] [U][B]DARK MATCHES[/B][/U] 1) [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON vs. RICH MONEY[/B] After last week's [I]Warzone[/I] debacle, I decided to put our best foot forward. It worked beautifully, especially as Ricky hit Rich with Southern Justice. WINNER: [B]Ricky Dale Johnson[/B] in 6:34 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 2) [B]CHRISTIAN FAITH vs. TROY TORNADO[/B] And there's really nothing wrong with two good feet forward. Christian hit Troy with the Leap of Faith in the end. WINNER: [B]Christian Faith[/B] in 6:43 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) Jessie shoots the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B][U]LIVE SHOW[/U][/B] 1) Joel Kovach comes out, holding the briefcase from the ladder match high. He starts by taunting Eric, "apologizing" for taking the briefcase, but then telling Eric that it's for his own good. "You're just not ready for the main event yet, Junior." He then addresses Remo and says that the two of them are not over yet, not by a long shot, and that Remo should get ready to defend the title against Joel again soon. Suddenly Eric Eisen is in the ring and he and Joel are brawling. Joel manages to slip away and retreats to the back, leaving a fuming Eric in the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] for the taunting and the attack 2) Richard Eisen is backstage on the phone, talking with someone on the phone. He agrees that what Joel did was horrible, so he'll make a match between Eric and Joel so they can work it out. That's when he looks up and sees Wanda Fish standing by his desk. Wanda has an odd little smile on her face that makes Richard shift uncomfortably in his seat. Wanda thanks Richard for agreeing to give her a chance in the SWF, and she says she wants to make her second match even more impressive than her first. She wants to take on Andre Jones for the Shooting Star Championship. Richard relaxes a little and agrees. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 3) Enforcer Roberts is in the ring and he starts ripping on Tim Westybrook. He calls him young and inexperienced, saying that he's sure that after every match, Timmy crawls into a corner with his blanky and binky and calls his mommy to cry. Tim comes out, looking furious. That's when Black Hat Bailey jumps him from behind and attacks him. Enforcer Roberts charges from the ring and attacks Tim as well, leaving him down and out. His ambushers retreat, laughing the whole way. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 4) [B]WANDA FISH vs. ANDRE JONES (c)[/B] for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Shooting Star Championship[/COLOR] Andre didn't seem too worried as he went out to the ring, but that soon changed after Wanda proved she was no slouch in the ring. In the end, Andre got her down and used a submission hold, using the ropes for extra leverage to make her tap. WINNER: [B]Andre Jones[/B] in 11:57 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B-[/COLOR] 5) Blonde Bombshell appears on screen, informing everyone in the SWF to take cover, because the United States of Annihilation has declared war on them all! A video then airs, highlighting Nevada and Joey's vicious finishing moves and the highlights of their past matches. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] for Blonde's hype; [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] for the video 6) Steve Frehley is on his cell phone, talking with someone. It soon becomes clear that it's Archangel. He tries to reason with AA, asking him to appeal his firing to the board of directors, but it's no use. He hangs up the phone looking upset, but there's still a glint of determination in his eyes. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 7) Mainstream Hernandez is in the ring and he challenges Freddie Datsun to a rematch for the North American Championship. He says that he should be upset for how their last match ended, but he says that he's not going to let that hold him back. He's going to keep after Freddie until he gets the title. Entrance music starts, but it's not Freddie, it's Angry Gilmore. Angry apologizes to Mainstream, but he says he doesn't think that Mainstream is really ready to take on Freddie. Angry suggests that maybe Mainstream should sit on the side lines while Angry gets the title. Then Angry would give Mainstream a shot. Mainstream blows off that idea and suggests that Angry get in the ring with him to see how ready he is. Angry agrees. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] for the challenge to Freddie; [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] for the second one 8) [B]MAINSTREAM HERNANDEZ vs. ANGRY GILMORE[/B] In the early going of the match, Angry managed to overpower Mainstream and get him pinned. Emma Chase crowed that it was a "two-and-a-half count" and that Angry was right, Mainstream is in over his head. Angry paused in the match to shrug at Mainstream, the expression on his face one of "I told you so." A few minutes later, much to Angry's surprise, Mainstream got him down and pinned for what Jerry Eisen called a "two-and-seven-eighths" count. Mainstream then hopped up and mimiced the shrug from earlier. The kid gloves were off at that point and the two of them locked up for real. In the end, as Angry was setting Mainstream up for an Anger Management, Mainstream slipped out and hit an Apparition #14 for the win. WINNER: [B]Mainstream Hernandez [/B]in 9:35 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 9) At the end of the match, Angry gets up and considers Mainstream for a moment. He then shakes Mainstream's hand. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 10) Heavenly Bodies (Joe Sexy & Darryl Devine) are in the ring. They talk about how good they are as a tag team, so much so that they're sure that no one can beat them. As a matter of fact, they issue an open challenge to anyone in the back. The challenge is accepted by none other than the Tag Team Champs, High Concept, which causes Joe and Darryl to freak out. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] for the open challenge; [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] for the response 11) [B]HIGH CONCEPT vs. HEAVENLY BODIES[/B] You know, if this is bad chemistry, I'm okay with that. While Joe and Darryl weren't happy about facing the champs in this non-title match, Elmo and Groucho were surprised at what a fight the Bodies put up. In the end, they beat each other so badly that they were all counted out. WINNER: [B]No one (Draw)[/B] in 7:52 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 12) Jack Bruce comes out to address what Troy Tornado said earlier this week. He says he's sorry that Troy is upset, but he doesn't apologize for leaving a large shadow for Troy to stand in. He then suggests that perhaps the person Troy should blame is himself. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"If you had been a better musician, a better wrestler, a better anything, people might have forgotten about me. The fact that they didn't tells me that it's not a problem with me, it's a problem with you."[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 13) [B]ERIC EISEN vs. JOEL KOVACH[/B] Eric came out, looking very determined to hurt Joel tonight. Joel came out with the briefcase and taunted Eric with it, causing the match to get started before the bell. It was a vicious battle, very back and forth, and it ended when Joel retrieved the briefcase and used it to bash Eric's head in. WINNER: [B] Eric Eisen [/B]by DQ in 10:55 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 14) Joel doesn't seem to care that he lost. He instead towers over Eric and taunts him. That's when Remo enters and heads for the ring, looking ready to kill Joel. Joel doesn't back down. He instead tosses the briefcase aside and beckons for Remo to join him. Before Remo could make it, the locker room cleared and kept the two of them apart. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] There. I feel much better now. This is the way an SWF show should be. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Warzone[/I][/U] DARK: [I]Ricky Dale Johnson defeated Rich Money [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] DARK: [I]Christian Faith defeated Troy Tornado [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Andre Jones defeated Wanda Fish to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Shooting Star Championship[/COLOR][/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]B-[/COLOR] [I]Mainstream Hernandez defeated Angry Gilmore[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]High Concept drew with Heavenly Bodies[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Eric Eisen defeated Joel Kovach by DQ[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

[steev42]

[QUOTE=Scapino1974] There. I feel much better now. This is the way an SWF show should be. [/QUOTE] I wish I could get A's in TCW on a regular basis.

[Payne]

Looking really good. I really like this.

[Scapino1974]

[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Invasion![/SIZE][/B] [I]Tuesday of Week 4, December 2006[/I] Held at Shakeshaft Auditorium in the Great Lakes Territory 5,000 in attendance[/CENTER] [B][U]DARK MATCHES[/U][/B] 1) [B]WANDA FISH vs. BLZ BUBB[/B] Bubb wasn't happy with how this ended, but it had to happen this way. WINNER: [B]Wanda Fish[/B] in 6:50 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 2) [B]HIGH CONCEPT vs. EDDIE PEAK & DELIRIOUS DAN[/B] Eddie helped carry Dan to a pretty good match. So did the champs. WINNERS: [B]High Concept[/B] in 6:55 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 3) Blonde Bombshell shoots the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [U][B]LIVE SHOW[/B][/U] 1) The show opens with the announcers saying that tonight, we're going to meet the newly formed United States of Annihilation tonight. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 2) Eric Eisen is backstage, looking for Joel Kovach. He looks furious. He's kicking open doors, shouting questions at passersby. He runs into Ricky Dale Johnson and asks Ricky if he's seen Joel. Ricky says he hasn't, so Eric keeps looking. Ricky watches him go, then turns to find himself face to face with Sam Keith. They stare at each other for a while, then Ricky tries to walk away. Sam doesn't let him, saying that since Sam beat Ricky at the Clash, Ricky is his trained monkey. Sam orders his monkey to dance. Ricky bristles at the comment and points out that while he did lose to Sam, that's not a big surprise. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"You're Sam Keith, the master of submission, the inventor of the Proton Lock. Why wouldn't you win? But in a real match, I'd kick your ass any day of the week and twice on Sundays."[/COLOR] This turns into a heated argument that's interrupted by Richard Eisen. Richard suggests that rather than beat each other up in the back, why don't they help make the company some money by finishing their fight in the ring? RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] for the looking; [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] for the argument 3) Skull DeBones taunts Brett Biggz, saying that he's nothing, and that Skull has his number. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 4) [B]THE TOMBOYS vs. FLEX & PECS[/B] Melody was the star in this match, taking some insane bumps and putting on some incredible offense. Unfortunately, the other three kind of dragged down the match, making it just a little above average. WINNERS: [B]The Tomboys[/B] in 8:33 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 5) Flex and Pecs don't look happy with their loss, so they take out their frustration on the Tomboys by jumping them and beating them down. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C[/COLOR] 6) Richard Eisen is backstage when he's approached by Steve Frehley. Steve says he's been thinking about it, and he really thinks that Richard should hire Archangel back full time. He makes a convincing argument, but Richard says that he'll think about it. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 7) Troy Tornado comes out to the ring, looking pretty angry. He gets in the ring and starts in on Jack Bruce. He says that it was cute to try and blame all of Troy's problems on Troy himself, but Jack did that only because Jack knows the truth: Jack is scared of Troy. He's scared that Troy really is better than him. So Troy wants to prove it. He wants to face Jack at "When Hell Freezes Over" .... in a battle of the bands. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"A what?" [/COLOR]Jerry Eisen asks from the announce booth. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 8) Blonde Bombshell comes out and introduces her latest creation, the United States of Annihilation. Joey Minnesota and Nevada Nuclear come out and sneer at the crowd. Blonde promises that nobody in the SWF is safe from them. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 9) Remo is walking backstage when he finds Eric Eisen, down and out, blood pouring from an injury on his forehead. Remo shouts for the trainers. Someone asks him how this happened. Remo's face becomes like stone and he growls, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I'm not sure ... but I have a pretty good idea of who did this."[/COLOR] He then gets up and leaves. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] 10) Heavenly Bodies comes out and they challenge High Concept to a rematch at the next episode of [I]Warzone[/I]. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 11) The Problem Solvers come out for the next match. Before it begins, though, they get the mic and inform the crowd that if they were expecting to see Tim Westybrook in action, that wasn't going to happen for a while. Turns out little Timmy got hurt last week on [I]Warzone[/I] and wasn't going to be back for a while. They make fun of Tim and suggest that if he doesn't like what they're saying, he can call his mommy and have her turn the channel to the Smurfs or something. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 12) [B]FLASHBACK vs. THE PROBLEM SOLVERS[/B] A great match from these two teams. Black Hat picked up the win by using an illegal submission hold that the ref didn't notice. WINNER: The Problem Solvers in 8:46 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 13) Remo comes out to the ring, scattering the Problem Solvers. He gets the mic and addresses Joel Kovach. He calls Joel a thief fro stealing Eric's contract and a coward for jumping him from behind. He then suggests a solution: a pole match. They'll hang the briefcase from the pole. Whoever retrieves it can use it on his opponent after the match is over. If Remo wins, Eric gets his contract back. If Joel wins, Remo will face Joel for the title at "When Hell Freezes Over". Joel comes out and says that he accepts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] for the challenge and the acceptance 14) [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON vs. SAM KEITH[/B] Sam Keith tried to get Ricky into the Proton Lock numerous times, but Ricky had apparently done some scouting and found a few ways to counter the move or slip out of it. Ricky put up a great fight, enough of one that Sam eventually bailed out and walked to the back. He got counted out. WINNER: [B]Ricky Dale Johnson [/B]in 10:51 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 15) Freddie Datsun comes out and taunts Mainstream Hernandez, saying that there's no way that Mainstream will ever get his hands on the North American Championship. Mainstream's answer? He appears out of the crowd, vaults up to the ring, leaps from the top turnbuckle, and brawls with Freddie until the latter escapes. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] for the taunting and the attack 16) [B]REMO vs. JOEL KOVACH[/B] in [COLOR="Purple"]a pole match[/COLOR] An awesome way to finish the evening. Joel went after the briefcase pretty early, but Remo was able to stop him. Remo and Joel battled it out and it seemed like Remo had the upperhand, so he went for the case, but Joel stopped him. In the end, after a few well-timed Old School Drops and Destroyers, Remo was able to get the briefcase down, and he used it to knock Joel out. WINNER: [B]Remo[/B] in 13:44 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] The audience felt that Principessa was used too much and that Richard was used a little too much, but it was a good show regardless. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Invasion![/I][/U] DARK: [I]Wanda Fish defeated BLZ Bubb [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] DARK: [I]High Concept defeated Eddie Peak & Delirious Dan[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]The Tomboys defeated Flex & Pecs[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] [I]The Problem Solvers defeated Flashback[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Ricky Dale Johnson defeated Sam Keith[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Remo defeated Joel Kovach[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR][/B] TCW Show Rating - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[Irish Wolf]

Nice show I like the Remo/Joel/Eric thing it seems to be going along quite nicely And I still can't wait to see the match between Tory and Jack.

[Scapino1974]

[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Warzone[/SIZE][/B] [I]Filmed Wednesday of Week 4, December 2006[/I] Held at McGaw Arena in the Tri State Territory 5,000 in attendance[/CENTER] [B][U]DARK MATCHES[/U][/B] 1) [B]CHRIS GORDON vs. TEXAS PETE[/B] An opening bout that also helped keep these two happy. WINNER: [B]Texas Pete [/B]in 6:43 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B-[/COLOR] 2) [B]ERIC EISEN vs. BLZ BUBB[/B] This got the crowd a little more excited, but it seems that whenever Eric is in a match, he has problems selling his opponent's moves. WINNER: [B]Eric Eisen[/B] in 6:40 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 3) Principessa shoots the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B][U]LIVE SHOW[/U][/B] 1) Richard Eisen comes out and announces that given what happened on [I]Invasion![/I], he's booking a non-title match between Freddie Datsun and Mainstream Hernandez for tonight! RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 2) The United States of Annihilation come to the ring and boast that they're so good, they can take on anyone in the locker room. Blonde Bombshell says that she agrees, so she put together a special match for them tonight. Out come the challengers, Derek Frost and Delirious Dan. Peter Michaels is disgusted by this move. From the broadcast booth, he fumes about how Dan and Derek aren't skilled enough to handle the U.S.A., that this is just going to be a slaughter. And sure enough, Joey and Nevada don't even wait for the bell. They meet Derek and Dan half-way and beat the tar out of them. Once they're done, they celebrate as if they've just won the titles. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] for the open challenge; [COLOR="blue"]C-[/COLOR] for the beating; [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] for the celebration 3) [B]WANDA FISH vs. ANDRE JONES[/B] Ana Garcia explains that this is a non-title match, one that Wanda Fish wanted to prove that she could beat Andre. She proved it pretty well. WINNER: [B]Wanda Fish[/B] in 8:57 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 4) Remo is walking backstage with the briefcase tucked under his arm. He runs into Eric Eisen and smiles broadly. He hands him the briefcase and tells him that he doesn't have to worry anymore, he doesn't have to look for Joel Kovach anymore, that he's retrieved the briefcase for him. Eric is not pleased. He yells at Remo and chews him out, saying that he didn't ask for Remo to fight his battles for him, that Eric is perfectly capable of taking care of himself. Remo tries to apologize, but Eric storms off before he can. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 5) Brett Biggz is in the ring and he starts in on Skull DeBones. He says that Skull is nothing but a bully, one who doesn't know how to fight for himself. He goes on to say that he has everything that Skull doesn't. He's got more skill, better looks, more women, more charm.... Before things can go on too long, Skull starts for the ring, looking pretty peeved. Before he's half-way there, though, Brett smiles at him and says, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Oh, there's one other thing I have that you don't, Skull: A brother to watch my back."[/COLOR] That's when Bart Biggz, who has "recovered from his injuries" (exposure to striped sunlight), jumps Skull from behind. The re-united Biggz Boyz then attack Skull and leave him down and out. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]C[/COLOR] 6) Jack Bruce appears on screen and addresses himself to Troy Tornado. He says that Troy's just making a fool out of himself, but he's more than willing to take him on in a Battle of the Bands at "When Hell Freezes Over". RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 7) [B]HIGH CONCEPT vs. HEAVENLY BODIES [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Tag Team Championships[/COLOR] It maybe wasn't the best match (thanks to Joe and Darryl), but it certainly wasn't horrible. Lots of action, a few missed spots and some miscommunication, but the match ended with Darryl Devine hitting Groucho Bling with the Devine Dream Drop. WINNERS: [B]Heavenly Bodies [/B]in 13:42 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 8) Ricky Dale Johnson cuts a promo on Sam Keith, mocking the veteran for bailing out on their match on [I]Invasion![/I] He says that Sam's nothing but a coward who only wants to fight when the rules are stacked in his favor. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 9) Rich Money finds Richard Eisen backstage. He informs Richard that he's heard that Steve Frehley wants Archangel brought back. He goes on to say that he doesn't want that and that most of the locker room doesn't want that. He thinks that Steve is out of his mind and that Richard should ignore him. Richard thanks him for his opinion, but says that he doesn't want to talk about it right now. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 10) Christian Faith, with his Warmaster Title all nice and shiney, comes out to the announce table to be the guest commentator for the next match. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 11) [B]BLZ BUBB vs. EDDIE PEAK vs. TROY TORNADO vs. JOHNNY MARTIN vs. ANGRY GILMORE vs. JOE SEXY [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]an elimination match [/COLOR]to determine the #1 Contender for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Warmaster Title[/COLOR] A really good match, even if Joe did wrestle once already tonight. Oops. Oh well. Doesn't really matter. Johnny Martin was the first to go, eliminated by Joe Sexy. Bubb took out Angry Gilmore, then Joe Sexy. Then Troy Tornado surprised him and took him out. That left Eddie and Troy in the ring together, but Eddie won it easily. WINNER: [B]Eddie Peak[/B] in 12:57 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 12) Peter Michaels makes it official by reminding folks that Eddie Peak is now the #1 Contender for the Warmaster Title as Eddie and Christian stared at each other. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 13) [B]MAINSTREAM HERNANDEZ vs. FREDDIE DATSUN[/B] A great match to end a good show. Mainstream and Freddie still have great chemistry together, and that helped the match sing. Mainstream seemed bound and determined the whole time to get Freddie pinned. Freddie did his best to slow down the match, to swing momentum back his way, but in the end, Freddie couldn't avoid the Apparition #14. WINNER: [B]Mainstream Hernandez[/B] in 11:48 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] I was sure that someone was going to gripe about Joe Sexy or BLZ Bubb being used in two matches, but it didn't happen. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Warzone[/I][/U] DARK: [I]Texas Pete defeated Chris Gordon[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] DARK: [I]Eric Eisen defeated BLZ Bubb[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Wanda Fish defeated Andre Jones[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]Heavenly Bodies defeated High Concept to become [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Tag Team Champions[/COLOR][/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]Eddie Peak defeated BLZ Bubb, Troy Tornado, Angry Gilmore, Joe Sexy, and Johnny Martin to become the #1 Contender for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Warmaster Title[/COLOR][/I] - [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Mainstream Hernandez defeated Freddie Datsun[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

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[I][SIZE="3"]END OF THE YEAR[/SIZE][/I] I came to work and found a copy of Pro Wrestling Hits Magazine waiting for me. I immediately thumbed through it to find out how they ranked everyone and what awards they gave out. WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: [I]Remo[/I] YOUNG WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: [I]Mainstream Hernandez[/I] VETERAN WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: [I]Danger Kumasaka[/I] FEMALE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: [I]Tamara McFly[/I] PROMOTION OF THE YEAR: [I]The SWF[/I] THE MOST IMPROVED PROMOTION: [I]The SWF[/I] MATCH OF THE YEAR: [I]Remo vs. Joel Kovach at "Christmas Clash"[/I] SHOW OF THE YEAR: [I]An episode of Warzone from December, 2006[/I] [U]THE TOP TEN WRESTLERS OF 2006[/U] 1) Remo 2) Archangel 3) Joel Kovach 4) Mito Miwa 5) Freddie Datsun 6) Yoshimi Mushashibo 7) Eisaku Hoshino 8) Mainstream Hernandez 9) Shuji Inukai 10) Sean McFly We got 7 out of the next 10 as well. And here's an updated roster, with [COLOR="Red"]heels in red [/COLOR]and [COLOR="Blue"]faces in blue[/COLOR]: [U]MAIN EVENTERS[/U] [COLOR="blue"]Christian Faith[/COLOR] (current SWF Warmaster) [COLOR="blue"]Eric Eisen Jack Bruce[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Joel Kovach[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Remo[/COLOR] (current SWF World Heavyweight Champion) [COLOR="blue"]Ricky Dale Johnson[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Sam Keith[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Steve Frehley[/COLOR] [U]UPPER MIDCARDERS[/U] [COLOR="blue"]Archangel[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]BLZ Bubb Eddie Peak[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Elmo Benson[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Freddie Datsun[/COLOR] (current SWF North American Champion) [COLOR="red"]Joe Sexy[/COLOR] (1/2 of the the SWF Tag Team Champions) [COLOR="red"]Joey Minnesota[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Melody Cuthill[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Rich Money Shawn Gonzalez Skull DeBones[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Tim Westybrook[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Troy Tornado[/COLOR] [U]MIDCARDERS[/U] [COLOR="blue"]Angry Gilmore[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Darryl Devine[/COLOR] (other half of the SWF Tag Team Champions) [COLOR="red"]Enforcer Roberts[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Johnny Martin[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Mainstream Hernandez[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Robbie Retro[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Texas Pete[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Wanda Fish[/COLOR] [U]LOWER MIDCARDERS[/U] [COLOR="red"]Andre Jones[/COLOR] (current SWF Shooting Star Champion) [COLOR="blue"]Brett Biggz[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Chris Gordon[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Groucho Bling[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Nevada Nuclear[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]Principessa[/COLOR] [U]OPENERS[/U] [COLOR="blue"]Bart Biggz[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Black Hat Bailey Flex Pecs[/COLOR] [U]ENHANCEMENT TALENT[/U] [COLOR="blue"]American Elemental[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Delirious Dan[/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]Derrek Frost[/COLOR] [U]TAG TEAMS[/U] Flashback (Robbie Retro & Johnny Martin) Flex and Pecs (Flex & Pecs) Heavenly Bodies (Joe Sexy & Darryl Devine) High Concept (Elmo Benson & Groucho Bling) Modern Day Heroes (American Elemental & Chris Gordon) Problem Solvers (Enforcer Roberts & Black Hat Bailey) The Biggz Boyz (Brett & Bart Biggz) The Tomboys (Melody Cuthill & Principessa) United States of Annihilation (Joey Minnesota & Nevada Nuclear) [U]SUPPORT PERSONNEL[/U] [I]Announcers & Color Commentators:[/I] Ana Garcia, Emma Chase, Peter Michaels, Duane Fry, Jerry Eisen, Marv Earnest [I]Road Agents:[/I] Devorah Triton, Chief Two Eagles, Craig Prince, Rip Chord [I]Referees:[/I] Darren Smith, Jay Fair, Ric Young, Shane Stones [I]Managers:[/I] Blonde Bombshell, Farrah Hesketh, Jessie, Nicole Kiss [I]Authority Figure:[/I] Richard Eisen [I]Backstage Workers:[/I] Chloe Dean, Willow

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[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Invasion![/SIZE][/B] [I]Tuesday of Week 1, January 2007[/I] Held at the Laurent Ballroom in the New England Territory 5,000 in attendance[/CENTER] [B][U]DARK MATCHES[/U][/B] 1) [B]MODERN DAY HEROES vs. THE PROBLEM SOLVERS[/B] American Elemental did the best he could with his taped up ribs, but it's obvious he still needs some more time to heal up. WINNERS: [B]The Problem Solvers[/B] in 6:27 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B-[/COLOR] 2) [B]HIGH CONCEPT vs. THE UNITED STATES OF ANNIHILATION[/B] I left this one up to Chief Two Eagles to figure out and I have to say, what he chose surprised me. WINNERS: [B]The United States of Annihilation[/B] in 5:47 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 3) Emma returns to her roots and shoots the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]LIVE SHOW[/U][/B] 1) A video airs, hyping up the SWF as the most decorated wrestling promotion in the world today. It hypes up the fact that we have the wrestler of the year, Remo, the young wrestler of the year, Mainstream Hernandez, and that Remo and Joel Kovach put on the best match of the year. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 2) Speaking of the champ, the announcers say that Remo will be here tonight to accept an award for being Wrestler of the Year. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 3) Steve Frehley is arguing backstage with Rich Money. He says that he heard that Rich doesn't want Archangel to come back to the SWF. He says that Rich is crazy, especially since Archangel is ranked number two in the world, just behind Remo. The argument continues for a few moments and doesn't get resolved. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 4) Skull DeBones addresses the camera and the Biggz Boyz. He congratulates them on getting the drop on him last week on [I]Warzone[/I]. He says it won't happen again. He challenges them to a tag team match later tonight and tells them not to worry, he has a partner ready and waiting. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 5) The United States of Annihilation come out to the ring and generally just talk themselves up. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 6) [B]WANDA FISH vs. DEREK FROST[/B] It was a filler match, a squash match. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised as to how it turned out. WINNER: [B]Wanda Fish[/B] in 7:38 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 7) Enforcer Roberts and Black Hat Bailey continue their campaign against Tim Westybrook by once again making fun of him. They point out that Tim is gone ... again, which must mean that his "boo boos" are too much for him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 8) Eric Eisen cuts a promo where he first addresses Joel Kovach. He tells Joel that he isn't afraid of him. He doesn't care if Joel wants to make a nuisance of himself. He then addresses Remo. He doesn't say anything for a few seconds, but then says, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"See you later."[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 9) The Biggzes are in the ring for their match. Skull comes out and introduces his partner: Shawn Gonzalez (formerly of DAVE). RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 10) [B]THE BIGGZ BOYZ vs. SKULL DeBONES & SHAWN GONZALEZ[/B] A pretty good match. Skull and Brett's lack of chemsitry together was masked by the presence of their partners and it turned this into a decent match. In the end, Skull welcomed Bart Biggz back with a Skull Krusher and a pin. WINNERS: [B]Skull DeBones & Shawn Gonzalez [/B]in 9:50 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 11) Flex and Pecs cut a promo, challenging the Tomboys to a rematch. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C-[/COLOR] 12) Joe Sexy and Darryl Devine come out to the ring, carrying their newly won tag team champion belts. They throw a few insults at High Concept before Darryl Devine warms up for the next match.... RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 13) [B]MAINSTREAM HERNANDEZ vs. DARRYL DEVINE[/B] These two turned in a great match, one that showed why Mainstream is the 2006 Young Wrestler of the Year. Lots of great moves, innovative offense and defense, but it ended too quickly with Freddie Datsun rushing the ring and attackig Mainstream. WINNER: [B]Mainstream Hernandez [/B]by DQ in 8:42 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 14) Jack Bruce is shown getting ready for the upcoming Battle of the Bands. He is seated at a desk with a guitar, strumming a bit, then writing down his ideas. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 15) [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON vs. JOEL KOVACH[/B] Joel was in control of most of this match, making it look like Ricky was going to lose. But then Eric Eisen snuck to ringside and smashed Joel over the head with the briefcase, causing Joel to stumble right into a Southern Justice. WINNER: [B]Ricky Dale Johnson[/B] in 11:34 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 16) Richard Eisen is in the ring, and he calls out Remo. Remo comes out to a tremendous pop. Richard starts talking about what an honor it is to having the PWHM 2006 Wrestler of the Year working for him, as well as the man who wrestled PWHM's Match of the Year. Therefore, Richard is going to present Remo with a commemorative plaque.... And that's when Eric Eisen's music hits. Eric comes out and marches to the ring, a determined look on his face. He takes the mic from his stunned father's hand and addresses Remo. He says that he's pretty annoyed with Remo still for sticking his nose into Eric's business. He rants a little about how nobody thinks he can accomplish anything on his own. But then he says that if anyone deserves to be Wrestler of the Year, it's Remo. He shakes Remo's hand, then takes the plaque from Richard .... and uses it as a club to lay out the champ. Eric stares down at Remo's fallen form, tosses the plaque onto his chest, and then walks nonchalantly from the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] I knew we wouldn't hit A with all the lower rated segments, but hey, the lower card needs love too! FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Invasion![/I][/U] DARK: [I]Problem Solvers defeated Modern Day Heroes[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] DARK: [I]United States of Annihilation defeated High Concept [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Wanda Fish defeated Derek Frost[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] [I]Skull DeBones & Shawn Gonzales defeated the Biggz Boyz[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]Mainstream Hernandez defeated Darryl Devine by DQ[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Ricky Dale Johnson defeated Joel Kovach[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR][/B] TCW Show Rating - [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

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[CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Warzone[/SIZE][/B] [I]Filmed Wednesday of Week 1, January 2007[/I] Held at the Alabama Field Row in the South East Territory 5,000 in attendance[/CENTER] [U][B]DARK MATCHES[/B][/U] 1) [B]ELMO BENSON vs. BLZ BUBB[/B] You know, I kind of enjoy letting the road agents handle the dark matches for the most part. Just let them figure it all out and surprise me. This match was a good way to open. WINNER: [B]BLZ Bubb[/B] in 6:51 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 2) [B]WANDA FISH vs. DARRYL DEVINE[/B] I know it may seem odd that Wanda keeps winning, but there is a reason why. WINNER: [B]Wanda Fish [/B]in 6:55 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 3) Jessie shoots the shirts. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [B][U]LIVE SHOW[/U][/B] 1) Eric Eisen comes out to a mixture of boos and cheers. That seemed to throw Eric off a little. That, and the kid didn't inherit his father's charm and mic skills. At any rate, Eric says taht he knows some people are probably upset with him for what he did to Remo, but he doesn't care. He's out for himself now. He'll deal with Remo at "When Hell Freezes Over". Right now, he just wants to fight Joel Kovach! RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 2) The Tomboys hit the ring for the opening match, but before it gets started, they take the mic and say that they accept the challenge made by Flex and Pecs. They'll meet them in the ring next week on [I]Warzone[/I]. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 3) [B]THE TOMBOYS vs. THE UNITED STATES OF ANNIHILATION[/B] Wow. Great "debut" match by the U.S.A. (I know they've wrestled together before, but this is the first "official" match). The Tomboys kept after them, but in the end, Joey and Nevada proved too much for the ladies, especially when Nevada hit Principessa with a Mushroom Cloud. WINNERS: [B]The United States of Annihilation [/B]in 9:54 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 4) The U.S.A. and their manager, Blonde Bombshell, celebrate the win in the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 5) Mainstream Hernandez looks absolutely furious as he hits the ring. He gets the mic and rages about how Freddie Datsun interfered in his match on the last [I]Invasion![/I] He says that Freddie's gotten too comfortable carrying the title around and that he may think he'll only lose it when hell freezes over. Well, that's exactly what will happen. Mainstream wants Freddie at "When Hell Freezes Over"! Freddie comes out and says that he has no problem defending his title then. He tells Mainstream to say his prayers, because when Freddie is done with him, he'll be left in hell! RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] for the challenge and acceptance 6) Steve Frehley once again approaches Richard Eisen to talk to him about hiring Archangel back. Richard loses his cool and rages about how if it isn't Steve, it's Rich Money bugging him about Archangel. He asks Steve, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Do you think I don't have anything better to do than worry about a wrestler who got legitimately fired months ago?"[/COLOR] Before Steve can answer, Richard holds up a hand to silence him. [COLOR="darkgreen"]"Fine, I'll tell you what we'll do. I'll put a contract for Archangel in a briefcase and suspend it over the ring at 'When Hell Freezes Over.' If you can pull down the case, Archangel will get his job back. But if Rich Money, your opponent, pulls it down, Archangel will never work for the SWF again."[/COLOR] Steve smiles and thanks Richard. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] for the initial business and match announcement 7) Eddie Peak cuts a promo where he warns Christian Faith to look out. He's coming after the Warmaster Title, and there's nothing Christian can do to stop him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 8) A car pulls up outside the arena, and much to the announcers' surprise, Tim Westybrook gets out! [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I wonder if the Problem Solvers know? I guess we'll find out, because they're in action next!"[/COLOR] Peter Michaels says. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 9) [B]HIGH CONCEPT vs. THE PROBLEM SOLVERS[/B] Apparently Enforcer Roberts and Black Hat Bailey didn't know that Tim was in the building. At least, they didn't act concerned as they went to the ring. It was a good match between the former tag champs and the 'Solvers. For a while, Enforcer and BHB isolated Groucho and kept him from making a tag. There were a lot of near misses and almost tags, but Groucho just couldn't get to Elmo's corner. Then Groucho made the tag and Elmo cleared the ring. He and Elmo took control of the match and worked over Black Hat Bailey. Just as Groucho was about to set up BHB for the "Pity the Fool", his finisher, BHB poked him in the eye. The crowd erupted in cheers, yet the 'Solvers never looked around to see why. If they had, they would have seen Tim Westybrook rush from the back. At any rate, BHB made a lunge to tag in Enforcer, but Tim made it there first, yanking Enforcer off the ring apron. BHB hit the turnbuckle hard and ricocheted right into Groucho, who turned it into a Pity the Fool. WINNERS: [B]High Concept[/B] in 13:17 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 10) Tim rolls into the ring and gets a mic. With High Concept flanking him, he tells Enforcer and Black Hat that he's recovered from his "boo boos" and that he's back and ready to show them why they should have kept their mouths shut. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 11) Then High Concept takes the mic and they say they're going to exercise their rematch clause against Heavenly Bodies at "When Hell Freezes Over". That is, if Joe and Darryl have the guts to meet them. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 12) Ricky Dale Johnson and Sam Keith bump into each other backstage. Sam tries to mock Ricky, but Ricky turns it around and points out that the last time the two of them faced off in the ring, Sam bailed. The argument escalates until Richard Eisen happens by. The boss tells them he likes the intensity, so he's booking them in a match at "When Hell Freezes Over". And since Sam got to pick the stipulation last time, Ricky gets to pick it this time. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 13) [B]ROBBIE RETRO vs. TEXAS PETE[/B] I'll be honest, this match was just filler. WINNER: [B]Robbie Retro [/B]in 7:46 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 14) A video airs, showing Troy Tornado rehearsing with a band to get ready for the Battle of the Bands. He doesn't look too pleased though and actually spends most of the time yelling at the band mates, who eventually get fed up with it and walk out. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 15) [B]ERIC EISEN vs. JOEL KOVACH[/B] Eric came out first, carrying the very battered briefcase. When Joel came out, he refused to get in the ring at first since Eric brandished the case like a weapon. When the ref took the case from Eric, Joel got into the ring. It was a great match. Neither man had an advantage and the momentum swung back and forth between the two wildly. Joel seemed to be the more frustrated of the two, though. He finally got so angry that he got out of the ring, retrieved a chair, tossed it into the ring, and then used it to end the match. WINNER: [B]Eric Eisen[/B] by DQ in 12:50 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 16) Not caring that he lost, Joel continues the assault on Eric. That's when Remo charges out of the back with a chair of his own. He hits the ring and sends Joel fleeing. Remo helps Eric up, but Eric shoves him away, glaring at him. That's when Richard Eisen comes out. He says that it's clear that things have gotten out of hand. Eric is still the #1 Contender; Joel stealing the briefcase never changed that. But, he says, it's clear that Joel isn't going to rest until he gets another shot at the title. So he's changing the main event at "When Hell Freezes Over". Instead of it being just Remo defending his title against Eric Eisen, now it'll be Remo defending his title against Eric Eisen .... and Joel Kovach. The show then ended with Remo eyeing Joel and Eric warily, Eric glaring at Remo, and Joel smiling fiendishly at them both. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] for the rescue; [COLOR="blue"]A [/COLOR]for the match announcement [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] I guess people don't want to see Richard Eisen this much. I didn't think he was overused, but people were griping that Richard was in far too many segments. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Warzone[/I][/U] DARK: [I]BLZ Bubb defeated Elmo Benson [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] DARK: [I]Wanda Fish defeated Darryl Devine [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]United States of Annihilation defeated the Tomboys[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]High Concept defeated the Problem Solvers[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Robbie Retro defeated Texas Pete[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] [I]Eric Eisen defeated Joel Kovach by DQ[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]