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Nate Hatred vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

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Having tasted his first defeat in nearly a year at Living Dangerously, Nate Hatred now looks to get back to his dominant ways. Rey Mysterio Jr. is the man to face him this Monday night and... well... we feel for him.

 

 

 

Low Ki vs. Paul London

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Low Ki made an impressive debut last week against Yoshihiro Tajiri. The martial arts student returns to ECW TV on Revolution for his second match. Will Paul London be the man to stop him in his tracks?

 

 

 

The True World Order vs. Balls & Axl

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The True World Order claimed that things "weren't working" for them last week... whatever that means. They promised to make a statement on Revolution and here is there opportunity, against the hardcore chair-swinging freaks: Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten.

 

 

 

Eddie Guerrero vs. Christopher Daniels

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Despite having a fantastic match with Jushin Thunder Lyger last week, Eddie Guerrero resorted to an illegal pin to pick up the fall. This week he faces "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, himself no stranger to questionable tactics.

 

 

 

CM Punk & The Briscoe Boys vs. Monsters Inc.

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Following the apparent implosion of The Nest last week on Blood, Sweat and Beers, Paul E has booked this match. Former allies do battle as CM Punk and the Briscoe boys take on Goliath and Abyss. Of course, the problem from Goliath's perspective is that Abyss has not yet made his allegiances clear. And despite having defeated the Briscoes in handicap action last week, can the giant really topple three men - particularly when one of the is the ever cunning and ruthless CM Punk?

 

 

 

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Traci confronts the Whole F**kin' Show

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Shawn Michaels revealed himself to be the man beneath Juvi's mask last week... and the man who cost RVD the World Television Title. As Joey Styles pointed out on commentary, we have all seen these former tag partners fight and bicker before like the brothers they are. However, this could be the final straw in Van Dam;s eyes. In an attempt to keep the peace, Traci has promised to mediate between RVD and HBK when they meet face-to-face on Revolution.

 

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An update on the medical condition of "The New Franchise"

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Paul Burchill was the victim of perhaps the most heinous assault we have witnessed on ECW television in recent memory. the Thomaselli brothers set a trap for "The New Franchise" and left him strangled, battered and bleeding. Paul Heyman has promised the ECW fans an update on Burchill's condition.

 

 

 

 

 

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Quick Picks:

 

Nate Hatred vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

 

Low Ki vs. Paul London

 

True World Order vs. Balls & Axl

 

Eddie Guerrero vs. Christopher Daniels

 

CM Punk & The Briscoe Boys vs. Monsters Inc.

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Nate Hatred vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

Something tells me Hatred won't be able to bounce back from losing to Rhino.

 

Low Ki vs. Paul London

Seems like you might be trying to build up Low Ki so that's why I pick him

 

True World Order vs. Balls & Axl

The promise to make a statement might mean a huge bWo/sWo faction? That's just a huge guess lol

 

Eddie Guerrero vs. Christopher Daniels

And he will cheat, of course. I miss him so much too

 

CM Punk & The Briscoe Boys vs. Monsters Inc.

Another domination, I actually hope Abyss aligns with Goliath. They would definitely make an unstoppable and badass team

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Is he... dead...?? "/ GREAT show man, and top, top finish :D Very well written.

 

Thanks fella. Much appreciated.

 

True World Order vs. Balls & Axl

The promise to make a statement might mean a huge bWo/sWo faction? That's just a huge guess lol

 

Haha... let's just say close but no cigar ;).

 

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Hudson: Good evening and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner.

Hudson: Last week, on Blood, Sweat and Beers, we witnessed the most disgusting of assaults on Paul Burchill by the Thomaselli brothers and, now, it looks like Kelly Thomaselli is caught between her brothers and her boyfriend.

Gertner: Poor girl... if she ever needs a shoulder to cry on... or, indeed...

Hudson: ENOUGH JOEL! What we can promise tonight is that we will have an update on the medical condition of "The New Franchise".

Gertner: Not to mention the fallout from the implosion of the Nest.

Hudson: And Traci attempting to act as mediator between Rob Van Dam and Shawn Michaels. It truly has been a week of surprises in ECW and tonight shows no signs of being any different.

 

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Nate Hatred returns to his dominant ways, controlling the match and making a statement after the events of Living Dangerously.

With james Mitchell cheering him on from ringside, he wins with his thunderous Decapitator Lariat at 9:17.

Match Rating: B-

 

The Thomasellli Brothers make their way to the ring.

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The boos are deafening.

Kelly appears to be an unwilling ally.

She walks slowly behind her brothers with her head down until Vito grabs her by the wrist and encourages her towards the ring.

 

Vito: Now we've taken care of our residual business from Living Dangerously, it's time to move on to far more important things. Sal...

 

Sal: The first order of business is simple. Ricky Marvin, I don't know who the hell you are or where the hell you've come from but, for some inexplicable reason, Paul E has seen fit to give you a belt that my brother made famous. So, for the pride of our family and our heritage, I am challenging you to a match for the International All Action Title at ECW Uprising!

 

He hands the mic to Brandon.

 

Brandon: And, in similar fashion, I also have a challenge in mind... Juventud Guerrera, whether you were involved with Shawn Michaels' actions or not, it seems like you weaseled your way out of a fair title defence last month. And, with that in mind, it's time these people had a real fighting champion... in the form of Brandon Thomaselli.

 

Hudson: Who does he think he's kidding?

 

Brandon hands the mic back to Vito.

 

Vito: Hands up who can guess what's coming next.

 

Vito glares at the front row.

 

Vito: I was being sarcastic, you idiots... Jeez.

 

He shakes his head.

 

Vito: Chris Hero, I've been denied that World Title far too long and it's about damn time I got what was coming to me! So...

 

Paul Heyman appears at the entrance way.

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Heyman: Woah, woah, woah... let me get this straight. You two...

 

He points at Sal and Brandon.

 

Heyman: Have been nowhere near an ECW event for the best part of three months. You haven't competed in a single match; you haven't proven a damn thing... and somehow you think you're worthy of title shots?

 

Sal: Hey, hey! The only reason we were off TV is because you... Oh great leader... didn't book us. So...

 

Heyman doesn't wait for Sal to finish.

 

Heyman: And you...

 

He glares at Vito, turning red with rage.

 

Heyman: You give away plotlines on live television; you set our booking back months; you refuse to do the job like you were asked... YOU ARE A CANCER ON THIS INDUSTRY!

 

The fans cheer as Heyman composes himself.

 

Heyman: And after the stunt you pulled last week, why the hell should I even entertain the notion of you as number one contender? I shouldn't give you a title match! I SHOULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED!

 

Vito smiles.

 

Vito: Arrested, huh? That's a mighty big threat, Paul E. You're father's a lawyer, though, right? So, you know that's a bluff. Trouble is, so do I. Not only is this "Extreme" Championship Wrestling, a product model you endorse; you also washed your hands of mine and Burchill's feud. You actively turned a blind eye to our shoot match so you would be an accomplice to any assault that took place if you wanted to involve the law.

 

Heyman looks worried.

 

Gertner: Is that true?

Hudson: I'm not sure but Paul E looks worried.

 

Vito: So, beyond my deserving it, how about you give me a shot at the title so I don't sue you for creating an unsafe work environment.

 

Vito laughs.

 

Hudson: Is this a game to him? What an ass!

 

Paul: You listen and you listen good, kid. I...

 

Heyman is cut off.

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Chris Hero walks straight past Heyman, not making eye contact with him.

Further boos ring out.

 

Hero: Let me handle this, Paul.

 

Hudson: Oh god, we have to deal with four idiots now!

 

The World Champion enters the ring.

 

Hero: Now, Vito, let's talk seriously here. What exactly makes you think you can hang in the same ring as the saviour of ECW? I am the man that, last week, felled the deadman. I beat Mark Cal...

 

Calaway appears at the entrance-way.

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The first big pop of the night is heard.

 

Taker: The only reason you beat me is because you blinsided me heading into Living Dangerously! You proved nothing, "champ". And if anyone deserves a title shot, Paul E, I deserve a rematch... rather than this arrogant kid.

 

He points at Vito.

Heyman begins to look flustered.

As Taker makes his way to the ring as Hero looks worried.

 

Vito: The only reason you two had a problem to begin with was because of me. Remember, Take, you stepped in to defend my honour or some sh*t.

 

Vito and his brothers laugh.

 

Taker: You watch your damn mouth boy! You didn't just turn your back on these fans; you turned your back on me and the confidence I had in you.

 

Vito: Oh, will you ever forgive me?

 

Hudson: He really should watch his mouth around Taker!

Gertner: I think with his brothers back he feels like he jas safety in numbers.

 

Taker climbs over the ropes. He makes as though he is going to say something... but drops the microphone and Chokeslams Chris Hero.

The Thomaselli brothers jump Taker from behind.

 

Suddenly Rhino slides in.

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Gore to Vito.

 

Gertner: GORE!

 

...and to Sal!

...and Brandon!

 

Hudson: Rhino is clearing house!

 

Taker and The man Beast go nose to nose.

 

Hudson: Oh, we all know the history between this two!

 

Heyman: Woah... woah... There's only one solution to this. At ECW uprising it will be a four-way match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Chris Hero vs. Vito Thomaselli vs. Mark Calaway vs. Rhino!

 

Hudson: Oh my!

Gertner: That's crazy!

 

Heyman: Oh, and... in lieu of a legal punishment... Sal, Brandon you're in the main event tonight against the Hardcore Innovators!

 

The feed cuts to a break as Rhino and Taker continue to stare one another down.

 

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The fans do not seem impressed by seeing two such little known wrestlers in a match.

However, Low Ki makes another impressive showing.

He wins with a Dragon Clutch at 7:19.

Match rating: E

 

Part of The Nest make their way to the ring.

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Punk: Last week may have seemed like dark days for the Nest but we will be quick to recover. Tonight, we will deal with the traitor Goliath and ensure that he creates no further obstacles to our ambitions. However, I am out here to make a direct appeal to Abyss. Abyss, you haven't lost the faith have you old friend? I know you had no part of Goliath's treachery last week and I want you to consider your position. Do you want to be welcomed, as ever, into the family that has protected you all this time? Or do you want to turn your back on those closest to you; betray them; break their hearts; and become an outcast? The choice is yours Abyss. But we both know you are an intelligent man; a loyal man; a righteous man. Make the smart decision. No... make the right decision, Abyss.

 

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The two men put on a solid midcard match.

In the twelfth minute, Eddie hits a thumb to the eye before rolling Daniels up for a flash pin.

Match Rating: C+

 

Hudson: Another cheap victory by Guerrero here tonight.

Gertner: It looks like he has a new gameplan, Scotty.

 

Juventud Guerrera is backstage with Francine for a shoot promo.

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Francine: Vito, I thought I knew you once. I found out before most what you were capable of but you've gone to new lows in recent weeks.

 

Guerrera: And now, your brother Brandon wants a shot at this TV Title?

 

Francine: Please... why the hell should we validate your actions by giviing you a title shot, Brandon? Juvi is every bit the fighting champion but I guarantee you that the ECW fans do not want to see that match! There are wrestlers far more deserving of that shot than you; potential matches that the fans in this arena and at home want to see far more!

 

Guerrera: So, the answer is no, Brandon. But... if you want to prove yourself capable of fair competition rather than just dirty tricks, I'll be happy to give you a shot at this title.

 

Francine: Your move, Brandon. Don't let your brother drag you down.

 

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The True World Order start strongly.

However, Balls and Axl take an advantage.

Before too long, they have chairs in the ring and start putting the to use.

 

Gertner: Well, this doesn't look like much of a "statement"!

 

All of a sudden, Andrew Martin jumps the guard rail.

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Hudson: Is that "The Prototype"? What's Andrew Martin doing here?

 

Martin slides in and clubs Balls in the back of the head.

Balls turns to face him, angered.

But he is spun back around...

...STEVIE KICK.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: C

 

Gertner: Martin just distracted Balls Mahoney and cost him and Axl a victory.

Hudson: But why?

 

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A motley crew makes its way to the ring.

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Martin grabs a microphone.

 

Martin: Yes, it is I... "The Human Growth Hormone" Hunter Girth Hemslee and I am THAT-AH DAMN-AH BUILT-AH.

 

The crowd seem slightly bemused.

 

HGH: So, you see, I feel it is my duty to introduce you to Regeneration-X.

 

Hudson: Oh dear.

Gertner: Hear them out, Scotty.

 

HGH hands the mic to Big Stevie Cool.

 

Stevie: Me and Sasuke-Pac promised you a statement tonight!

 

Hudson: Sasuke-Pac?!

 

Stevie: And the statement is this. ECW has been the second-tier promotion in the US for far too long! And there is only one way to put that right - to... well... steal a few ideas from the Federation. So, we're gonna fight to turn ECW into a more family-friendly product. Less chairs; more prayers.

 

Sasuke chimes in.

 

Sasuke: And vitamins!

 

Stevie: Yes lots of Vitamins! You see, Regeneration X represents everything about the Federation that we should emulate.

 

He points to HGH.

 

Stevie: We have strapping, not-at-all chemically enhanced men.

 

He points to the Blue Meanie.

 

Stevie: We show equal respect to strange individuals with unhealthy anatomical fixations... as Blue Balls Billy Bunn can attest to.

 

Hudson: Blue Balls?! This is ridiculous.

Gertner: This is awesome!

 

He now points to Meiko Satomura.

 

Stevie: We also show equal respect toward women... like Japan, here.

 

He points to Sasuke.

 

Stevie: We have... well... guys with "Pac" in their name because. Well...

 

He quickly changes subject, pointing to Nova.

 

Stevie: And we have good, old-fashioned family fun in the form of the Hot Dogg!

 

Hudson: I wondered why he was dressed like a wiener.

Joel giggles.

Hudson: Oh, grow up.

 

HGH: WE ARE REGENERATION X... ah. And-ah, tonight, we fire the first shot in the war against Extreme culture. Together we will usher in... THE PLATITUDE ERA!

 

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Gertner: Where is Abyss?

Hudson: I don't know, Joel. But he isn't here!

 

Sure enough, Goliath is on his own against the rest of the Nest.

He puts up a good fight at first, using his huge strength advantage.

But, before long, the numbers start to tell and he is slowly picked apart by the Nest.

In the eleventh minute, he blacks out in an Ananconda Vice from CM Punk.

Match Rating: C+

 

Traci and RVD make their way to the ring.

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Traci: Shawn, I've brought Robbie out here tonight so the three of us can talk and straighten things out between the two of you.

 

RVD looks skeptical.

 

Traci: The two of you have been through far too much to let things fall apart because of a simple break down in communication. So, Shawn why not come out here and we can settle this properly?

 

Sure enough, Michaels makes his way to the ring.

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He stands in the ring without a mic, seemingly wainting for Traci to continue.

 

Traci: Now, guys, I know you two have had your fallings out previously and it's always come good in the end. After all... this is everyone's favourite team...

 

The crowd chant along.

 

Traci: ...The Whole F**kin' Show!

 

She pauses as the crowd applauds.

 

Traci: So, Shawn let's talk... tell us what your feeling, hun.

 

Shawn Michaels smiles.

SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO VAN DAM!

 

Hudson: Oh, god!

Gertner: It doesnt look like he wants to sort things out, Scotty!

 

Traci looks shocked.

Michaels shrugs as the crowd boo.

Traci shouts at Michaels, seemingly urging him to calm down.

SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO TRACI!

 

Hudson: Oh no... he just went too far!

 

Michaels picks up the mic.

 

Michaels: Tell you how I'm feeling HOW I'M FEELING?!

 

He pauses.

 

Michaels: Why don't I show you instead.

 

Michaels grabs a chair from ringside and re-enters.

He lays the steel into the ribs of Van Dam as the fans jeer.

 

Hudson: Oh, this is awful!

 

Michaels: Let me be clear... I am done with you, I am done with your little "Robbie". The Whole F**kin' Show was a waste of a year of my life and every one of you fans who cheered us can stick it! You were just cheering a lowpoint in my career!

 

Michaels storms to the back.

 

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The Hardcore Innovators start strongly against the Thomasellis.

The match quickly turns hardcore which Cactus Jack and Dreamer use to their advantage.

 

However, Vito runs in, chair in hand.

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He levels Dreamer with the chair...

...and swings at Cactus.

But Cactus ducks and trading of blows ensues.

 

Rhino slides in out of nowhere.

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GORE TO VITO!

AND TO SAL!

 

Chris Hero sprints to the ring.

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He lays his boot into an already unconscious Vito as Rhino brawls with Brandon.

 

Mark Calaway now strides to the ring.

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As Taker hits the ring all-out chaos begins amongst the men in the ring.

Referee John Finnegan has no choice but to call a no contest.

Match Rating: B-

 

Show Rating: B-

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Nate Hatred vs. Tommy Dreamer

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In a night of tag team action, this is one of only two singles match on the card for Blood, Sweat and Beers as "ECW's Most Extreme Athlete" takes on "The Innivator of Violence".

 

 

 

ECW Lioness Championship Match

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...and this is the other as ECW hosts the best in Lioness in action. On Saturday night, Jazz challenges Nathalie for the title.

 

 

 

The Thomaselli Brothers vs. Juventud Guerrera & Ricky Marvin

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The Thomaselli brothers have made no secret of their ambition to hold the championships in ECW. Brandon has challenged Juventud Guerrera for the Television Title, though the luchadore thinks there are more deserving contenders. Meanhwhile, Sal has challenged Ricky Marvin for the belt that his brother Vito made famous - the International All Action Title. Paul E has booked this match as the two champs team up to face two potential challengers.

 

 

 

The Original Dudleys vs. The Old Age Cliches

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Having debuted earlier in the week, Regeneration X look set to make a statement. On Blood, Sweat and Beers, "The Hot Dogg" Jesse Nova and "Blue Balls" Billy Bunn team up to face the Original Dudleys, Bubba and D-Von.

 

Oh, you didn't know? Our lawyers better call somebody.

 

 

 

CM Punk & Shawn Michaels vs. Goliath & Rob Van Dam

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Two make-shift teams form for one night only in the match to settle the bad blood in ECW. Goliath has turned his back on the Nest, to the fury of CM Punk, and with the allegiances of his former partner, Abyss, still being unknown, Rob Van Dam steps into the fold. RVD too has a score to settle with his former partner, Shawn Michaels, who brutally attacked Van Dam this week. Michaels claimed that the "While F**kin' Show" was nothing more than a waste of his time that had stalled his career. The tension in this one is could be cut with a knife... not least because Michaels and Punk have ardly seen eye-to-eye lately.

 

 

 

Chris Hero & Vito Thomaselli vs. Mark Calaway & Rhino

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On Saturday night, we shall see a preview of the four-way match for the World Heavyweight Championship taking place at ECW Uprising. However, on this occassion, the combatants will have to learn to co-exist. With Vito's hunger for the title... not to mention Chris Hero's unabashed arrogance, it is anyone's guess how they will function as a team. Meanwhile, Mark Calaway and Rhino spent most of last year laying near-crippling beatings on one another. If this one ends in a simple fall, it will be a miracle!

 

 

 

 

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Nate Hatred vs. Tommy Dreamer

 

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Jazz vs. Nathalie ©

 

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CM Punk & Shawn Michaels vs. Goliath & RVD

 

Chris Hero & Vito Thomaselli vs. Taker & Rhino

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Nate Hatred vs. Tommy Dreamer

 

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Jazz vs. Nathalie ©

 

The Thomaselli Brothers vs. Juventud Guerrera & Ricky Marvin

 

The Original Dudlyes vs. The Old Age Cliches

 

CM Punk & Shawn Michaels vs. Goliath & RVD

 

Chris Hero & Vito Thomaselli vs. Taker & Rhino

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="macca87" data-cite="macca87" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>love this diary. will you be continuing Nevermore??</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Hopefully <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. I always do keep an eye on these boards and plan to continue with this.</p><p> </p><p> And on that note THANK YOU so much to everyone who cares about this story and hangs around. You have no idea how much I appreciate that.</p><p> </p><p> Trouble is, I never want to do this half-heartedly and it takes a lot of time that I rarely have these days. Just reading these posts makes me want to get back into it but it's difficult to know if I have the time to crack out more than just a few shows.</p><p> </p><p> The next 10 months (or so) worth of stories are written. So, if I do ever pull the plug entirely, I won't leave it in no-mans land, I promise <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p> Thanks again.</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p>
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<p><strong>Saturday, week 1, February</strong></p><p>

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<strong>Joey:</strong> Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome toECW Blood, Sweat and Beers . I'm Joey Styles and, alongside me as always is former ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.</p><p>

<strong>Taz:</strong> Thanks for the intro, Joey. We now know it's gonna be a four-way for the Heavyweight strap at Uprising.</p><p>

<strong>Joey:</strong> That's right, Taz. Chris Hero will defend his title against The Soul Taker, The Man Beast and Vito Thomaselli. And if he gets out of that one with the belt, I'll be amazed.</p><p>

<strong>Taz:</strong> I dunno, Joey. I share everyones else's views on how arrogant this kid is but he's a lot better than people give him credit for. He's won the title after winning the Masters of Pain... and he's putting together an impressive list of clean victories.</p><p>

<strong>Joey:</strong> I don't think I'll ever be capable of complementing him... and, speaking of such people, it seems like Sal and Brandon, The Thomaselli , are joining their brother Vito in the hunt for gold.</p><p>

<strong>Taz:</strong> Though Juvi doesn't seem to think Brandon deserves a shot.</p><p>

<strong>Joey:</strong> He has a point.</p><p>

<strong>Taz:</strong> No doubt.</p><p>

<strong>Joey:</strong> Meanwhile, the bad blood has reached boiling point between former partners Rob Van Dam and Shawn Michaels after "The Showstopper's" horrible attack on RVD and Traci.</p><p>

<strong>Taz:</strong> I'm stoked, Joey. Let's go...</p><p> </p><p>

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Despite losing to Rhino at Living Dangerously, Nate Hatred seems unphased by the loss of his streak.</p><p>

He dominates Dreamer...</p><p>

...and hits The Decapitator Lariat in the sixth minute for the fall.</p><p>

<strong>Match Rating:</strong> C+</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>The Thomaselli family is backstage.</em></p><p>

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<em>Brandon, Sal and Kelly sit on a locker room bench as Vito strides purposefully around the room.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Vito:</strong> I'm in the World title match at Uprising. But that's just stage one. Brandon... you make damn sure you get a shot at the TV gold by the end of this month. If that effeminate little luchadore doesn't want to give you a shot... then MAKE HIM! Same goes for you Sal. I made the All Action title famous... it's time for you to bring it home.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>He pauses for breath.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Vito:</strong> It's my time to lead this stinking promotion to a better place. But we all need to step up. This is a matter of honour and of family pride. This family has been kept apart for too long and now it's all that matters. Our success is all I care about.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Kelly nervously pipes up.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Kelly:</strong> Oh, you care about your family do you?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Vito:</strong> Sweet sis... you know I do.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Kelly:</strong> Then let me see Paul. Let me see my boyfriend. That's what would make me happ...</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Vito slaps her.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Vito:</strong> DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY KELLY! You know I'm only doing what's best for you.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Grimmacing, Kelly shouts back.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Kelly:</strong> WHAT'S BEST FOR ME?! BURCHILL IS WHAT'S BEST FOR ME!</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Vito slaps her again.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Vito:</strong> STOP IT! DO NOT SAY HIS NAME!</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Crying, Kelly starts to wretch, looking like she might be sick.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon:</strong> Jeez... you okay Kelly?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Kelly:</strong> I... I... can't...</p><p> </p><p>

<em>She runs to the toilet and she can be heard throwing up.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Vito:</strong> Jesus... you guys deal with this drama queen. I haven't got time.</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#00BFFF;">Lioness Title Match</span></strong></p><p>

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The Lionesses combine for a decent match.</p><p>

In the tenth minute, Nathalie is able to lock in the Sharpshooter for the win.</p><p>

<strong>Match Rating:</strong> D+</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>The Thomaselli brothers make their way to the ring.</em></p><p>

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<strong>Brandon:</strong> Juvi... let's get one thing straight. I could not give a sh*t whether you think I'm a "deserving" challenger or not. I deserve everything I've got coming to me. I've worked crappy gimmicks, done the job countless times while Paul E, in his infinite f**king wisdom, has decided to give you a damn Jesus push. You don't get to say that I don't deserve it. If you're half the fighting champion you say you are, you'll put that TV Title on the line against me... and you'll be grateful for me improving the crappy ratings we get whenever you're on the show. So, just to be clear... if you don't want it to happen, I'll make it happen by any means necessary.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>He passes the mic to his brother.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sal:</strong> ...and as for you, Ricky Marvin... "the dancing luchadore", it's time someone brought back some pride and some seriousness to that I-double-A title you've so degraded with your happy-clappy crap. If ECW's serious about diminishing the needless violence and becoming a respectable promotion... well, perhaps, negotiating a deal with Playboy TV was a little f**king self-defeating... but, moreover, that title needs to be with someone who will wear it with honour.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Soon enough, they are joined in the ring by their opponents.</em></p><p> </p><p>

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The four men put on an excellent midcard bout.</p><p>

The Thomasellis use their greater tag team experience to isolate the IAA and TV champions and pick them apart.</p><p>

In the tenth minute, Marvin is thrown to the outside and under the new lucha tag rules Juvi enetrs as the legal man to clean house.</p><p>

However, from the apron, Brandon catches him with a tumb to the eye.</p><p>

Sal rolls him up in a school boy for the win.</p><p>

<strong>Match Rating:</strong> B-</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>The politest theme in ECW plays as Regeneration X head to the ring.</em></p><p>

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<em>The artist formerly known as Andrew "Test" Martin grabs a mic.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>HGH:</strong> IT'S ME-AH... HUNTER-AH... GIRTH-AH... HEMSLEE-AH... THE "HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE"-AH... AND I AM-AH... THAT-AH... DAMN-AH... BUILT-AH!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Stevie:</strong> Dude... you don't need to say that everytime we come out.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>HGH:</strong> But if I don't-ah, people may not-ah see my sculpted pecs-ah.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Stevie:</strong> Dude... Astronauts on the International Space Station can see your pecs. It's a question of whether they want to.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>HGH seems pleased enough.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Stevie:</strong> Now.. onto business. Dudleys... you may be wondering why Regeneration X requested this match tonight. Well, it is our sworn ambition to usher in the Plattitude Era and you are the epitome of all that ECW needs to do away with... violence...</p><p> </p><p>

<em>The crowd cheers.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Stevie:</strong> Scantily clad women... </p><p> </p><p>

<em>The crowd cheers.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Stevie:</strong> Nob gags...</p><p> </p><p>

<em>And again.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Stevie:</strong> So, taking you out is our first call of business and, tonight, it will be the pleasure of the Old Age Cliches to do so.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>"The Hot Dogg" Jesee Nova grabs the mic.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Hot Dogg:</strong> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Regeneration X proudly brings to you its future ECW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD... "The Hot Dogg" Jesse Nova... "Blue Balls" Billy Buns... The Old Age Cliches.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Blue Balls:</strong> ...and if you ain't down with us, we got two words for ya... BEHAVE YOURSELVES!</p><p> </p><p>

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The highlight of the match is undoubtedy seeing Nova try to wrestle in a Hot Dog suit. It goes about as well as you'd expect.</p><p>

Frankly, the Original Dudleys kick the crap out of Nova and Meanie.</p><p>

They win after a 3-D at 12:14.</p><p>

<strong>Match Rating:</strong> C+</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>RVD comes to the ring.</em></p><p>

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<strong>RVD:</strong> Shawn... I don't know what you've been smoking lately but The Whole F**kin' Show. Man, it was everyone's favourite team... and mine.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>The fans cheer.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>RVD:</strong> We've had our differences before... of course, man... but this time you crossed a line. Traci's at home resting up 'cos of what you did to her and it's on me to pay you back. But don't think you're gonna get under my skin, bro... RVD don't get mad. RVD gets even, bro, 'cos that's just the way I am. I'm challenging you for Uprising, Shawn. You got one over me at November To Remember but that lightning won't strike twice. Instead there will be rolling thunder as you fall to everyones' favourite wrestler...and mine... ROB VAN DAM!</p><p> </p><p>

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Despite the lack of experience teaming, it's a solid match.</p><p>

Punk and Michaels do their best to avoid their respective adversaries.</p><p>

However, in the thirteenth minute, Goliath hits Punk with the Chokeslam for the pin.</p><p>

<strong>Match Rating:</strong> B</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Michaels immediately makes a quick getaway. Van Dam doesn't chase, instead he points his thumbs and revels in the crowds applause.</em></p><p><em>

Meanwhile, Goliath lays the boots into Punk.</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Abyss runs out.</em></p><p>

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<strong>Taz:</strong> Does this mean Ayss has picked sides?</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Abyss slides in and lays on top of Punk.</em></p><p><em>

Goliath looks bemused.</em></p><p><em>

The giant asks Abyss to move but Abyss shakes his head.</em></p><p><em>

Goliath pulls Abyss up to standing.</em></p><p><em>

The monster merely covers his head with his arms to defend himself.</em></p><p><em>

Goliath looks unwilling to hit his partner.</em></p><p><em>

However, there is enough of a distraction for Punk to escape.</em></p><p><em>

Goliath screams at Abyss.</em></p><p><em>

The monster merely sits down in the corner, rocking back and forth.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey:</strong> I think not Taz. He seems more confused than ever.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Sal Thomaselli is backstage with his sister.</em></p><p>

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<strong>Sal:</strong> I'm sorry Vito hit you, Kelly. I'm sure he is too... but you need to learn to shut your mouth. You're a part of this family.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Kelly:</strong> I feel like a prisoner in this family.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sal:</strong> Don't be stupid.</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Kelly dry heaves again.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sal:</strong> You okay?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Kelly:</strong> I really don't feel well, Sal.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sal:</strong> You better not be putting this on!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Kelly:</strong> Putting it on?! I...</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Kelly again dry heaves and runs out of shot.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sal:</strong> Ugh.</p><p> </p><p>

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This is less a match and more an all-out brawl as the teams struggle to co-exist.</p><p>

Sure enough, after ten minutes, a full-on four way fustercluck has broken out.</p><p>

In the mayhem, Vito manages to land a lowblow on Mark Calaway, covering for the pin.</p><p>

<strong>Match Rating:</strong> B-</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey:</strong> Ugh... Vito picks up the victory with a cheap shot.</p><p>

<strong>Taz:</strong> I just hope he doesn't do that at Uprising, Joey.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#00BFFF;"><strong>Show Rating:</strong></span></span><span style="font-size:14px;"> B-</span></p>

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CM Punk & The Briscoe Boys vs. Goliath

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Last week, CM Punk and the Briscoes were scheduled to face Monsters Inc., only Abyss failed to show up. This week, Paul E has cut the red tape and simply ordered a 3-on-1 handicap match. Perhaps, after his appearance on Blood, Sweat & Beers, Abyss will be more forthcoming this time.

 

 

 

Japan vs. Voodoo

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As the apparent strife between Regeneration-X and the Dudley Dynasty continues, Japan faces off with "Deja" Voodoo Dudley.

 

 

 

ECW World Television Championship Match

Sasuke-Pac vs. Juventud Guerrera ©

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Juvi may want to watch his back as Brandon Thomaselli has claimed that he will gain a title shot "by any means necessary". In the meantime, though, the "fighting champion" has to deal with the first member of Regeneration-X to receive a title shot... Sasuke... Pac (yeah, we have no idea either).

 

 

 

ECW Lioness Championship Match

AKINO vs. Nathalie ©

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Since parting ways with the Nest, Nathalie has been endeavouring to bring some pride and spirit to ECW's relatively new Lioness' divsion as its champion. Pride and spirit will certainly be required when she faces Japanese legend, AKINO.

 

 

 

Rob Van Dam & Rhino vs. Shawn Michaels & Chris Hero

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Two feuds combine to create two very interesting makeshift teams. It's been years since we've seen RVD and Rhino in the same ring for any length of time but we all remember their feud that took ECW to new heights almost a decade ago. In the other corner, the World Heavyweight Champion bears an eery similarity to the arrogant brilliance of a younger Shawn Michaels who debuted in ECW in 1999. The Whole F**kin' Show seems to have well and truly imploded... again... only, it looks like it might be for real this time. And, meanwhile, neither Rhino nor Chris Hero will want to give an inch heading into the hellacious four-way for the World Championship at Uprising.

 

 

 

Vito Thomaselli vs. Mark Calaway

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Well, let's not kid ourselves... this could very easily have main evented a pay-per-view. Upon arriving in ECW, "The Soul Taker" clearly took a shine to the work ethic and potential of the young Vito Thomaselli, taking him under his wing. All that went sour as Vito betrayed his former best friend, Paul Burchill, and disgraced ECW and the wrestling industry by tearing down the walls between "work" and "shoot". Calaway is all bout respect. It's questionable if Vito has any left and, if this wasn't enough, these two complete the line-up for the four-way for the World Heavyweight Championship at Uprising.

 

 

 

 

 

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Nest v. Goliath

 

Japan v. Voodoo

 

TV Title

Sasuke-Pac v. Juvi

 

Lioness Championship

AKINO v. Nathalie

 

RVD & Rhino v. HBK & Chris Hero

 

Vito v. Taker

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Two shows in a day?!?! It's almost like he's been missing writing this thing :p

 

Monday, week 2, February

 

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Hudson: Good evening and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner.

Hudson: Joel, the Thomasellis have made it their ambition to challenge for all the singles championships here in ECW at Uprising. Vito is in the main event... we know that.

Gertner: But we don't know about Sal and Brandon.

Hudson: Well, personally, I can't think of anyone less deserving.

Gertner: More than that, Huddy.

Hudson: Don't call me that... ever.

Gertner: Sheesh... keep your knickers on... More than that, the Whole F**kin' Show seems to have well and truly imploded as a team.

Hudson: We'll see if Shawn Michaels accepts RVD's challenge for Uprising.

 

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Goliath starts out dominant.

However, before long, the Nest's numbers take a toll and the giant is worn down.

In the tenth minute, CM Punk brings in a steel chair and starts laying it into Goliath.

 

Abyss runs out.

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Abyss slides in and rips the chair from Punk.

The leader of the Nest looks stunned.

He screams at Abyss.

 

Gertner: It seems like Abyss is trying to act as mediator, Scotty.

Hudson: It does, Joel, but I don't like his chances.

 

Suddenly, the Briscoes jump Abyss from behind and start beating the monster down.

However, Goliath seizes on the distraction to hit the Chokeslam on Punk.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: C+

 

Shawn Michaels comes to the ring to a chorus of jeers.

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Michaels: Oh... how quick all you fickel fans are to forget. When Raven awas running roughshod over ECW, who was it who took him down a notch? ME. When the New Age Enterprise had a strangle hold over this promotion, who stepped up to the plate? ME. When the tag team ranks were lacking talent, who leant his charisma and wealth of talent? ME.

 

Hudson: Wait... he's claiming sole credit now?

 

Michaels: ...and yet still you boo me. You see, The Whole F**kin' Shw may have been fun while it lasted but it was drain on my career. And just as the "The Showstopper" was born when I put Marty Jannety through a window all those years ago, taking the steel to RVD last week was quite simply the right thing to do!

 

Gertner: Go figure...

 

Michaels: Rob... Everything you've ever done in your career is Shawn Michaels rip-off, Rob, and it's about time you realised that. You were riding my coat tails long before we ever teamed together. You're not an innovator, Rob. I am. You're not the most athletic wrestler in the world. I am. You're not the franchise. I am. And while you maybe "The Whole F**kin' Show", I'm the "Showstopper". Get it? So, Rob, consider your challenge accepted, brother. I beat you at November To Remember and I'm going to beat you again. But I won't just beat you. This time, I'll break you. You think no one can get under your skin? Think again. A girl can break man's heart but only a brother can break his spirit.

 

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The two Lionesses combine for a solid bout.

Japan picks up the win with an Enziguiri in the tenth minute.

Match Rating: C-

 

After the match, Japan continues the beatdown.

 

The rest of the Dudley clan come running

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Japan makes a quick exit.

 

D-Von: Oh... Regeneration-X... you have picked the wrong family to antagonise. The righteous progenies of Grandaddy Dudley hold our family heritage most dear... and, indeed, that family heritage as you justly claim includes... violence... scantily clad women... and nob gags.

 

The fans applaud.

 

Dick Jr: And... uh... inbreeding... don't forget that, Unc.

 

D-Von slaps Dick Jr.

 

D-Von: Pipe down, jackass.

 

STD: Oh... Regeneration-X, you best know that when you hassle my momma, I'm gonna beat you like the stepchildren you are.

 

Daizy: You can talk...

 

D-Von: Children, please... some unity for heaven's sake. We're on television.

 

The Dudleys all wave to the camera. Dick Jr. proudly shows his big buck-tooth smile.

 

Voodoo: Fool, did I not tell you she'd try and get a cheap shot in?

 

D-Von: Yess'um.

 

Voodoo: I mean did I not say that Japan would try and blindside me?

 

D-Von: Yess'um.

 

Voodoo: Tell me if I'm wrong but did I not specifically...

 

D-Von: DAMN IT DEJA! THIS IS WHY WE GOT DIVORCED!

 

Voodoo: Oh, yeah... nothing at all to do with your snoring.

 

Daizy: So much for unity.

 

Voodoo clips Daizy round the ear.

 

Voodoo: You speak when spoken to, miss.

 

Daizy: Yess'um.

 

D-Von: Slyk...

 

STD: What?

 

D-Von: Get this promo back on track.

 

STD: Well, I was trying, poppa but I gone lost my train o' thought.

 

D-Von: Oh, damn it. Bubba...

 

Bubba: Thou shall not f**k with the D...D...D...Du...Duh...D...

 

D-Von slaps his brother.

 

Bubba: Dud...Dud...Dud...

 

D-Von: Damn... that's getting less efective. Banzai...

 

Ultimo Dudley II: THOU SAO NO' FUH WITH THE DUDDEREES!

 

The group all fold their arms and look meancing, apart from Bubba.

 

Bubba: It's "The Dudleys" you crazy asian.

 

Ultimo Dudley II: "DUDDEREES"... is what I said... no?

 

D-Von stares in disbelief at his brother.

 

Bubba: What?

 

D-Von: NOW YOU CAN SAY IT PROPERLY?!

 

D-Von storms out of the ring. His family follow.

 

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The two junior wrestlers combine for a great match

(which probably begs the question as to why I keep sticking Sasuke in comedy angles... a legend in a comedy schtick: it tickles me :D)

Juvi picks up the win with a 450 Splash in the fifteenth minute.

Match Rating: B+

 

As the bell rings, Sal and Brandon run-in.

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Immeditately, they blindside Juvi with a viscious assalt.

 

Hudson: Oh, come on...

 

Ricky Marvin runs out.

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Rather than face a fair fight, the Thomasellis make a quick exit.

 

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It's another solid lioness bout.

After an even match in which both competitors see equal offence, Nathalie picks up the win with a Sharpshooter.

Match Rating: C-

 

Goliath is backstage for a shoot promo.

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Goliath: Abyss, I hope tonight brings you to your senses. For over a year, we've played henchmen to whatever power hungry prick is in charge. Well, I'm a giant and you're a monster. Together, we can take ECW by storm so long as we're not being held back. Punk only wants you as protection. He doesn't care what happens to you. I need you, though, brother... and you need me.

 

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The impromptu teams make for a decent match.

Chris Hero seems intent on avoiding Rhino at all costs.

When Rhino receives the hot tag in the tenth minute, Hero slides out and escapes up the aisle-way.

 

Gertner: Well, it looks like Shawn is on his own.

Hudson: ...and that, ladies and gentlemen is our World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Hero. What an inspiring sight.

 

Michaels suffers a Gore followed by a Five Star Frog Splash for the fall.

Match Rating: B

 

Shane Douglas is walking backstage.

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Muffled crying can be heard.

Puzzled, Douglas opens the nearest locker room dear.

 

Kelly Thomaselli sits in the corner crying.

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Douglas: Kelly... are you okay?

 

Kelly looks up.

 

Kelly: SHANE! Am I happy to see you! How's Paul?

 

Douglas: That's exactly why I was trying to find you. He's not great but it's nothing life threatening. It'll just be a hard road back. Your brothers really beat him badly.

 

Kelly: Bastards!

 

Douglas: They're your brothers.

 

Kelly: YOU'RE DEFENDING THEM?!

 

Douglas: No... far from it. But they're your brothers, not mine. There are thoughts of mine that you don't need to hear.

 

Kelly: That's sweet... but you can't possibly think less of them than I do. Believe me.

 

Suddenly, Kelly dry heaves.

 

Douglas: Jesus... are you okay?

 

He sits down next to Kelly and puts an arm around her.

 

Kelly: You know, you're the first person who's really shown any care. I've been feeling sick every morning and evening for about a week and...

 

Dougals: Wait... about a week?

 

Kelly: Yeah. Why?

 

Douglas: Have you eaten anything strange?

 

Kelly: I was thinking about that. I don't think so.

 

Douglas: Aah...

 

Kelly: What?

 

Douglas: I think I need to take you to a pharmacy.

 

Kelly: Can they treat sickness like this?

 

Douglas: That's not quite what I meant.

 

Kelly: What do you mean?

 

Douglas: Well... you may... and I do mean you may... be pregnant.

 

Kelly looks stunned.

 

Douglas: It's okay.

 

Kelly: No... no it's not! I can't take this right now.

 

She starts sobbing.

 

Douglas: Hey, come here.

 

Douglas hugs Kelly. She cries into his shoulder.

 

Suddenly, Sal and Brandon walk in.

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Sal: KELLY! WHAT THE F**K IS HE DOING HERE?!

 

Kelly: Sal... I... no... I mean... please.

 

Sal and Brandon march on Douglas.

However, Douglas quickly kicks Brandon in the shin and lowblows Sal.

He stands up and takes both of them in a front face block.

He DDTs both of them on the locker room floor.

 

Douglas: Come with me, Kel.

 

Kelly takes Douglas by the hand and they walk out.

 

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The two men put on an excellent match.

Vito uses every heel tactic he can to avoid a fair fight and takes the advantage after a lowblow in the sixth minute.

However, by the tenth minute, Calaway starts to come back.

He hooks up Vito for the Tombstone...

But Vito slips over his back and rolls him up in a schoolboy.

1...2...

Vito gets his feet on the bottom rope.

...3!

Match Rating: A

 

As Vito makes a quick escape, Taker makes a cutthroat motion in the ring.

 

Show Rating: B+

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Confirmed for:

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ECW Television Championship Match

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Hayabusa vs. Juventud Guerrera

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It's still unknown whether Juventud Guerrera is inclined to accept Brandon Thomaselli's TV Title challenge for Uprising. However, before he worries about that he will have to see off Hayabusa. Hopefully, for him, the Thomaselli assault he suffered on Monday will not take a toll.

 

 

 

ECW Lioness Championship Match

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Japan vs. Nathalie

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Having defeated "Deja" Voodoo Dudley earlier in the week, Regeneration-X's Japan now faces Nathalie for the Lioness Title.

 

 

 

Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

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"The Lionheart" has been absent from ECW TV this month but, no doubt, will be looking to propel himself back into the title picture with a win over Rey Mysterio Jr. Meanwhile, if Rey wants another shot at the TV Title he, too, will have to develop some momentum.

 

 

ECW Unisputed World Tag Team Championship Match

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Balls & Axl vs. The Second Generation of Dudleys

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In the third title match on Blood, Sweat & Beers this week, the Dudleys will have to put their problems with Regeneration-X to one side as their younger contingent defends the tag team titles. The hardcore chair swinginging freaks, Balls & Axl, will certainly make for stiff opposition.

 

 

 

Nate Hatred vs. Hunter Gerth Hemslee

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ECW's self-proclaimed "New Main Event" and "Most Extreme" athlete steps back into action, this week against "The Human Growth Hormone". If Regeneration-X have any sense, they should stay well clear. There surely only needs to be one lamb to the slaughter.

 

 

 

Mark Calaway vs. Rhino

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Two of the men who will enter the four-way match for the World Title at Uprising square-up on Blood, Sweat & Beers, revisiting an almost year long feud that surely took years off each man's career and culminated at November To Remember. The champion, Chris Hero, and the third challenger, Vito Thomaselli, will surely be salivating at the idea of "The Soul Taker" and "The Man Beast" physically destroying each other just two weeks out from Uprising.

 

 

 

 

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Quick Picks:

 

ECW TV Championship Match

Haybusa vs. Juventud Guerrera ©

 

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Japan vs. Nathalie ©

 

Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio

 

ECW Tag Championship Match

Balls & Axl vs. 2nd Dudlyes ©

 

Nate Hatred vs. HGH

 

Taker vs. Rhino

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ECW TV Championship Match

Haybusa vs. Juventud Guerrera ©

 

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Japan vs. Nathalie ©

 

Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio

 

ECW Tag Championship Match

Balls & Axl vs. 2nd Dudlyes ©

 

Nate Hatred vs. HGH

 

Taker vs. Rhino

 

Holy this looks legendary, I'm reading for sure! (While also blind predicting cause like can't hurt right?)

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Thanks for the interest, gents! Very much appreciated :).

 

If... and I do mean if... you ever want to catch up there's a PDF on the front page which Mistaken kindly put together. But it's a long, old beast. You could also go from post-November To Remember as stuff really came into a new era around then. That's post #1830 (page 122 for me). Alternatively, I try and re-cap what's imprtant from the backstory as and when it applies.

 

Sorry if that's all unnecessary. I'm just conscious that there's been a lot that's happened in this thing and I have this nasty habit of sodding off for months and months at a time.

 

Either way, glad you're on board ;).

 

Next show should be up soon.

 

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Saturday, week 2, February

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Joey: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome toECW Blood, Sweat and Beers . I'm Joey Styles and, alongside me as always is former ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.

Taz: Thanks for the intro, Joey. No word as yet on the potential title challenges of the Thomaselli brothers, Sal and Brandon, but we do know the TV champ Juvi Guerrera will be in action tonight.

Joey: That's one of three titles being defended, Taz, as ECW shows once again why it's the only real ticket in town.

Taz: ...and then talk about the drama there is going on, Joey... the Nest is in absolute disarray and... well... Kelly... pregnant.

Joey: I'm not touching that with a barge pole, Taz. Her business is her business... mine is just calling the matches.

Taz: And on that note.

 

ECW World Television Championship Match

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The two men put on a solid aerial display for the opening bout.

Juvi retains his title with the 450 Splash at 12:17

Match Rating: B-

 

Francine picks up a mic as Juvi puts his mask back on after the match, as has become customary.

 

Francine: Since winning the Television Championship at Guilty As Charged, Juvi has sought to be a fighting champion who defends his title against the best that ECW has to offer. He is the very essence of a fighting champion. He knows that the Television Title does not carry the same prestige as the World Heavyweight Championship but it is the belt of the workhorse. It is the belt that tests the up and comers and provides an opportunity to the finest young talents in the industry. Juvi epitomises those ideas and hopes to continue to give a platform for the finest to perform upon. But the thing is, Brandon Thomaselli, you do not fit in that category. Since you've returned to ECW, you've interfered in matches that don't concern you; you've exposed Paul E's booking; you've bullied your little sister... What on Earth makes you think you deserve a shot above all the other talents in ECW?

 

She hands the mic to Juvi.

 

Guerrera: ...and attacking me last week? You think that's likely to make me want give you an opportunity, Brandon? Listen up... I'll gladly give you a shot but only when you prove your a decent person and as worthy as the other guys in the back.

 

The fans applaud the sentiment.

 

ECW Lioness Title Match

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Japan comes out ferociously, proving that even if she is in a comedy stable, she is not to be messed with.

The stiff strikes indicative of her heritage prove difficult for Nathalie to cope with.

The match become more even over time but Japan floors Nathalie with a DDT in the eighth minute.

 

However, Voodoo Dudley slides in.

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Voodoo spins Japan around, hitting the Dudley Bomb.

Natty, unaware, rises to her feet and locks in the Sharpshooter.

Japan taps.

Match Rating: D+

 

Upon the bell ringing, Vodoo re-enters and a brawl breaks out between her and Japan.

 

Paul Heyman appears at the entrance-way.

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Heyman: Woah... woah... woah. I have the feeling a whole bunch of Federation wannabes and Dudleyville inbreds are gonna appear at any second. So, before that happens, let me sort this out. Let's have something useful come out of this Dudley-Regeneration X feud. So, at Uprising, we'll see a return of the Lioness' Den Match as Nathalie defends her title against Voodoo Dudley and Meiko Sato... I mean... Japan.

 

Heyman looks quizical.

 

Heyman: Japan? Really?... Did I come up with that?

 

Joey: The Lioness' Den match return to ECW, Taz.

Taz: And it should be a great one.

 

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The two men combine for a cracing midcard bout.

Chris Jericho picks up the win with the Liontamer in the eleventh minute.

Match Rating: B

 

Francine walks into her locker-room where Juvi is taking his wrestling gear off.

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Francine: Hey babe... I'm glad Paul E let you wear your mask for entrances again. You look so sexy in your lucha gear.

 

Juvi smiles.

 

Francine: You gonna take a shower?

 

Juvi nods.

 

Francine: Mind if I join you?

 

Juvi takes her by the hand and leads her towards the showers.

 

Taz: Wow... I'm getting a little hot under the collar here, Joey.

 

ECW Undisputed World Tag Team Championship Match

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Frankly, it's a glorified enhancement match.

The Second Generation of Dudleys look comfortbale throughout.

In the seventh minute, Balls Mahoney taps to STD's Boston Crabs.

Match Rating: C-

 

Taz: Do you know how difficult it is to get rid of the Boston Crabs, Joey?

Joey: No... and depending upon what exactly you're referencing, I'm not sure I want to.

 

The Old Age Cliches appear from the crowd.

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The take out the Dudleyz from behind.

 

Hot Dog: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Regeneration-X proudly brings to you it's future ECW TAG TEAM CHAPIONS OF THE WORLD... The "Hot Dog" Jesse Nova... "Blue Balls" Billy Buns... The OLD AGE CLICHES.

 

Blue Balls: ...and frankly, for that to work, we need a title shot. So, if Paul E wants something useful out of the Platitude Era, let it be this: we're challenging you, Dudleys, for those tag team titles at Uprising.

 

Backstage, Francine can be seen emerging from the shower in a towel, smiling.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Francine.jpg

 

Francine: I'm just gonna change.

 

As she looks in her bag, Juvi, also in a towel, runs out of the locker room.

 

Francine: You okay?

 

The camera follows Juvi out who quickly makes his way down the corridoor.

 

He walks through a door to where Sal and Vito Thomaselli are talking.

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Vito: The f**k is he doing here?

 

Sal: I think he's looking for a taste of what's to come at uprising, me fratello.

 

Juvi: No... no... wait.

 

Juvi removes his mask.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BrandonThomaselli2.jpg

 

It's Brandon Thomaselli.

 

Vito: What the hell have you been doing?

 

Brandon: Ha... not so much "what" as "who".

 

Vito: NO WAY!

 

Brandon nods.

 

Sal: Good on you, bro.

 

The camera cuts to the announcers.

 

Joey: You have to be kidding...

Taz: Joey, has what I think happened just happened?

Joey: I really hope not!

Taz: No... it can't... that's just too messed up... even for them.

 

HGH makes his way to the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HGH.jpg

 

HGH: I am-ah Hunter-ah Gerth-ah Hemslee-ah and I am-ah... THAT-AH DAMN-AH BUILT-AH!

 

Suddenly Nate Hatred slides in with the Sinister Minister.

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He spins HGH around...

...DECAPITATOR LARIAT!

 

Taz: Oh... the force of that damn thing!

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HGH.jpg

Nate Hatred merely makes the cover.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B-

 

Backstage, Kelly sits in a corner crying as Shane Douglas consoles her.

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Douglas: Hey... this isn't bad news you know?

 

Kelly: How do you figure?

 

Douglas: You love Paul, right?

 

Kelly: Of course I do.

 

Douglas: And I know for a fact he loves you. This might be the best thing that's ever happened to you.

 

Kelly: But I'm pregnant, Shane... and my baby's father is in the hospital because of what my brothers did to him. What sort of life is that to bring a child into?

 

Dougals: It'll have whatever life you make for it. And you're too damn smart to let that be anything other than the best.

 

Kelly: You can't tell Paul.

 

Douglas: Of course not... you should.

 

Kelly: No... I'm not sure I can do that either.

 

Douglas: Why not?

 

Kelly: I... I can't believe I'm about to say this but I'm not even sure what I want to do yet.

 

Shane takes her by the chin and turns her face towards him.

 

Shane: Listen... talk to Paul. This will all seem so much better when you have.

 

Kelly: Is he okay to talk?

 

Shane: I can take you to him right now. He'd love to see you.

 

Kelly: No.. I can't. Not now. Not yet.

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpg

The two-men revisit their feud from last year with a fantastic main event.

It's a brutal brawling display.

 

However, in the fourteenth minute, the World Champion runs in with a chair.

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Hero immediately takes out both Calaway and Rhino and continues to assault them with the steel.

Referee, John Finnegan, has no choice but to order a no contest.

Match Rating: A

 

Joey: Damn it! Hero robbed these fans of a proper match.

Taz: All's fair in love and War, Joey. And all he cares about is retaining his title.

 

Show Rating: B+

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