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Nevermore · May 7, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="christmas_ape" data-cite="christmas_ape" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Wasn't around here when this started and never really tried to catch up but that last show was awesome. Is there any sort of recap for anyone wanting to catch up/too lazy to read it all? Edit: whilst looking back I just noticed that I asked something very similar about a year back! Think I'll just have a look at the first page</div></blockquote> Thank you, squire <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. If you want, there's now a link to the PDF that Mistaken put together of this diary in the first post. That's if you want the whole story - some crazy people seem to think it was worth their while - lord knows why <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. If you want a "quick in" to what's happening now, I'd recommend reading the pre-show card announcement and PPV for November To Remember XV (the most recent N2R). That should give you enough to have an idea of what's what. Quote The Raven Nevermore

Nevermore · May 7, 2014

From ECW.com

The Dudleyville Dynasty

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"Dudley" is a name that has long been synonymous with Extreme Championship Wrestling. Ever since Dudley, Snot and Big Dick debuted with the promotion, the name has struck fear (of nasty diseases, if nothing else) into the hearts of many an extremist. However, following the inclusion of Chubby Dudley and Dances With Dudleys (the result of Big Daddy's trip to a native american reservation where he - poked-a-hontas), it was when Buh-Buh Ray and D-Von teamed up that the name became indelibly etched in the annals of wrestling history.

With the help of Big Dick, Bubba and his brother-from-another-mother, D-Von, went on to innovate the Dudley Death Drop (or 3D) and, later, the Flaming Table Match that led them to a total of eight Tag Team Title reigns. However, in 2000, Big Dick walked out of an ECW television taping after an argument with his brothers, never to be seen again. For a few months, several references were made to a "Have you seen Dick?" campaign but, eventually, all hope of finding the beast was abandonned.

However, over the last year, a new generation of Dudleys has begun to emerge. ECW.com has previously put out an "official press statement" on behalf of the Dudley clan. What follows is an editorial correction to that information provided by the Dudleys themselves, detailing the background information on the members of the newly-extended family. We wouldn't usually bother printing such similar stories twice but D-Von mentioned something about the "sweltering heat of flaming tables"...

Bubba Ray Dudley
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Bubba Ray (AKA Big Uncle Bubba) is the longest-serving of the current incarnation of Dudleys and is a former Mayor of Dudleyville. Whatever that "honourable" title may account for, though, is still not fully understood. He was originally famed for his dance routines and his stutter. However, with time, his dances became less frequent and D-Von helped him overcome his stutter. Unfortunately, the latter affliction returned after a nervous breakdown suffered during a chance meeting with the ghost of Big Daddy Dudley.

As the longest publicly-active member, it is said that Bubba is seen as the official leader within the camp, regardless of how much of the talking he leaves up to his relatives. In fact, the less he speaks, the more grateful we generally are.

In a frankly hilarious turn of events, we discovered that Bubba is the true father of Big Dick Dudley Jr.

D-Von Dudley
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D-Von Dudley debuted in 1996, hailing from the "Southside of Dudleyville". He began by feuding with his half-brothers, caiming that their tom-foolery was not the way of "true Dudleys". Eventually, D-Von banished several members from the group until only the cream (albeit a somewhat rancid cream) was left. He, Bubba, Big Dick and Sign Guy Dudley formed a stable that was a force to be reckoned with in the tag team ranks for many years. D-Von was also present for the meeting with his daddy's ghost. He apparently turned "white as a sheet". If you don't go there, we won't either...

It seems that D-Von has taken the position of a mouthpiece or, at least, an outward figurehead for the current line-up. He is, of course, the second longest active remaining Dudley. Indeed, his seed seems to be as active as his relatives' as we now know him to be the biological father of Slyk Tayshaun Dudley.

Daizy Dudley
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The "Lil' Latina Lolita" is the first proof that Dudley sperm can, in fact, produce female heirs... and that's not the only surprise. Who what have thought she'd turn out so fine? She was the first-discovered offspring of the elusive Big Dick Dudley and, thus, makes up part of the "Second Generation of Dudleys".

A possible explanation for her good looks is the rumoured story of her conception (Ed: It is not a rumour. In no way is it a rumour. Daizy told us so. Her uncles agreed). Big Dick is rumoured to have acted as a stunt double for Antonio Banderas in the 1995 movie, Desperado, (quite how he got away with that one, we don't know). Anyway, in a sex scene with Salma Hayek he apparently approached the situation with an "over-zealous" attitude. Bubba and D-Von have "raised her as their own"... which, considering they seemingly disowned their sons until only recently, does still leave a few questions.

Big Dick Dudley Jr.
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The "Biggest Balbutient Behemoth in Dudleyville" is the second of the second generation and also the child of Big Dick, as the name suggests... or so we thought! Although, most likely older than his half-cousin half-girlfriend, he was only "rediscovered" by Bubba and D-Von recently. While he looks like the creation of a science experiment gone wrong, it was, in fact, something far worse that brough Dick Jr into this world: the unholy union of Bubba Ray Dudley and Nicole Bass.

After years of trying to track down her monstrous ex-boyfriend, thinking him to be the father, Nicole settled upon contacting her brothers-in-unlawful-union, Bubba and D-Von. When meeting with his mother, the then tag team champions realised that the 6'6" "Baby Dick" would be the perfect secret weapon should the need for one arise. It was only a paternity test carried out by Nicole that revealed the truth. Dick has asked us to point out that this new information ensures that his relationship with Daizy is legal. What a relief...

Ichiro-Naruki-BANZAI!-Ryu-Eiji Dudley
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Yes, his initials spell "INBRED". We can't figure what his mother was thinking either! It is no small wonder that the "Angry Asian Inbred" goes by Ultimo Dudley II for short. "Ultimo Dudley II?", you ask. Well, it is said that he trained under the original Ultimo Dudley at the Dudleyville Dojo for five years, apparently excelling in such disciplines as Ju-Jit-Su, Tae-Kwon-Do and Yu-Thru-Table.

However, the story of his conception remains as mysterious as the proverbial Chinese box. Some say his father, the effervescent-everpresent, Big Dick Dudley, had a one night stand in Japan. Others claim he sent away for a mail-order geisha girl. We are strongly in the camp of the second explanation (Ed: We are in no way in that camp. That was a misprint. Thank you to Bubba Ray for making us aware of it). Although it begs the question, if he has a permanent mailing address, where the hell is Big Dick Sr.?

Slyk Tayshaun Dudley
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As you can see, parents from Dudleyville have a real talent for choosing their offsprings' initials, to which S.T.D. can attest. We have recently found out that he is a product of the uholy union of D-Von Dudley and Voodoo Dudley. Thus, he too hails from Southside Dudleyville, presumably with some sort of Haitian roots. We also, know that he is a student of the teachings of Martin Luther Dudley... who utilises the Boston Crabs as a finishing move.

He previously feuded with his relatives, in a bid to discover the family secret. Know we all know what it is, it appears the usual (dis?)harmony has returned to Dudleyville.

Previous conversations between Slyk and his cousins reveal that he has a girlfriend named Aisha, who is pregnant... again. We can only hope to never meet her.

"Deja" Voodoo Dudley
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The... well... thing formerly known as "Kong", Voodoo Dudley is called "Deja" by her relatives in view of her repetitive nagging. She is the mother of S.T.D. and, seemingly, a paramore of D-Von. Little else is known but we have been asked to point out that she cooks a mean jambalaya.

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TeflonBilly · May 8, 2014

The Dudley family secrets segment was absolutely brilliant.

Nevermore · May 8, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">From ECW.com</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Confirmed for Revolution: ECW World Television Championship Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWTVBelt.jpg Rob Van Dam vs. Juventud Guerrera http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TracyBrooks2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/RobVanDam.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuventudGuerrera.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/FrancineTV.jpg Juventud Guerrera's impressive run of form since claiming the World Television Title in November has continued in recent weeks. Of course, RVD is the longest reigning Television Champion in ECW history and he has challenged the current champ to this match. Wanting to live up to the name and the legacy of the belt, the luchadore has willingly accepted. ECW Lioness Championship Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWLioness.jpg Alexis vs. Nathalie http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLaree.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NattyLioness.jpg Losing her title in the singles six way match at Got Blood?, Alexis has been determined to teach a lesson to her former partner since. She failed to do so on Blood, Sweat and Beers but, seemingly, Paul E has granted Alexis' request for another rematch. That may have something to do with another match on Revolution's card. Nevertheless, will Alexis be more succesful this time around? The Briscoe Boys vs. Nate Hatred http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JayBriscoe.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/MarkBriscoe.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpg Continuing what seems to be a new tradition of accpeting or even requesting handicap matches, Nate Hatred is in action this week against the Briscoe Boys. Of course, his dominant streak of ending the careers of ECW legends may be about to come to an end. At Got Blood?, Rhino emphatically confirmed that he would be the man to offer himself up in an attempt to break the streak. However, in the meantime, can ECW's "New Main Event" continue his momentous run? Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ShawnMichaels2.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpg Well, here at ECW.com, we summise that there may be some method in Paul E's madness. If the Nest have two matches to worry about on Revolution, perhaps Monsters Inc. will have to pick their battles. Under those circumstances, Shawn Michaels gets another shot at retribution against CM Punk. Having been screwed out of victory several times, will Michaels finally prove a point? Vito Thomaselli vs. Rhino [http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoThomaselli2.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpg At Got Blood?, Vito Thomaselli shockingly cost his former friend Paul Burchill the World Heavyweight Championship. He explained his actions on Blood, Sweat and Beers but seemingly left as many questions as he provided answers. What is clear is that his actions have severely pissed off Paul Heyman! Claiming that if Vito isn't injured, he should step straight back into competition, Paul E has not made the young Italian's life easy. On Revolution he must go up against a "Man Beast" on the warpath. Join the Revolution; Monday nights at 10pm http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwrevolution.jpg </div></div></blockquote> Quick Picks: ECW World Television Championship Match Rob Van Dam vs. Juventud Guerrera ECW Lioness Championship Match Alexis vs. Nathalie The Briscoe Boys vs. Nate Hatred Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk Vito Thomaselli vs. Rhino

TheBooker · May 8, 2014

ECW World Television Championship Match

Rob Van Dam vs. Juventud Guerrera

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Alexis vs. Nathalie

The Briscoe Boys vs. Nate Hatred

Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk

Vito Thomaselli vs. Rhino

Mootinie · May 8, 2014

ECW World Television Championship Match

Rob Van Dam vs. Juventud Guerrera

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Alexis vs. Nathalie

The Briscoe Boys vs. Nate Hatred

Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk

Vito Thomaselli vs. Rhino

LordryuTJ · May 8, 2014

ECW World Television Championship Match

Rob Van Dam vs. Juventud Guerrera

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Alexis vs. Nathalie

The Briscoe Boys vs. Nate Hatred

Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk

Vito Thomaselli vs. Rhino

Nobby_McDonald · May 8, 2014

Voodoo Dudley. <img alt="

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Hitman74 · May 8, 2014

ECW World Television Championship Match

Rob Van Dam vs. Juventud Guerrera

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Alexis vs. Nathalie

The Briscoe Boys vs. Nate Hatred

Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk

Vito Thomaselli vs. Rhino

TeflonBilly · May 8, 2014

ECW World Television Championship Match

Rob Van Dam vs. Juventud Guerrera

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Alexis vs. Nathalie

The Briscoe Boys vs. Nate Hatred

Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk

Vito Thomaselli vs. Rhino

Nevermore · May 9, 2014

New branding, this time for Revolution. Sadly, I blew pretty much all the decent clips of Vito Thomaselli on the web in the Blood, Sweat and Beers vid <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.

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Quote The Raven

Nevermore

Nevermore · May 12, 2014

Monday, week 2, January

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Hudson: Good evening and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

Gertner: ...and it is I...

Hudson: Oh, for crying out loud.

Gertner: ...The quintessential studmuffin... oh, yes...

Hudson: Oh, no!

Gertner: Joel Gertner.

Hudson: To say this past week in ECW was tumultuous would be an understatement, ladies and gentlemen. Vito Thomaselli, Paul Burchill's former friend, cost "The New Franchise his World Championship!

Gertner: And then spouted some incomprehensible nonsense on Blood, Sweat and Beers.

Hudson: You're one to talk... But, certainly, Vito's words on Saturday night had a real sting to them... enough to piss off the boss and, as such, he takes on Rhino here tonight.

Gertner: Not to mention there are two titles on the line tonight.

Hudson: My god!

Gertner: What?

Hudson: A productive comment from Joel Gertner!

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The Briscoe Boys use their numbers to take the early advantage.

But it is not long before Hatred starts to dominate.

He hits a Double Decapitator Lariat for the pinfall in the tenth minute.

Match Rating: B-

Hudson: Yet more domination from this monster!

<div style="text-align:center;">As The Sinister Minister congratulates his follower, Rhino sprints to the ring to a huge pop.

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Gertner: It's the Man Beast!

Hatred and Mitchell bail rather than face the beast.

Hudson: ...and when a performer with the record of Nate Hatred is avoiding conflict, you know it's a behomth approaching.

Rhino picks up a mic.

Rhino: Run all you want, Nate. But, at Living Dangerously, I will break the streak. I WILL F**K YOU UP NATE! WHAT YOU DID TO SABU AND SANDMAN WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE PUNISHMENT THAT AWAITS YOU!

<div style="text-align:center;">Rob Van Dam and Traci are talking in their locker room.

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Traci: How you feeling?

RVD: Good. Looking forward to claiming that TV strap all over again.

<div style="text-align:center;">Juventud Guerrera bursts in with a chair.

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The luchadore levels RVD with the steel as Traci jumps with shock.

Traci: What the hell?!

Guerrera slams the edge of the chair into Van Dam's knee and walks out, not saying a word.

The camera cuts back to ringside.

Hudson: What the hell was that?!

Gertner: That was a good, old-fashioned beatdown, Scotty boy.

Hudson: But what on Earth has gotten into Guerrera? One minute he talks about being a fair and fighting champion and the next...

Gertner: Speaking of beatdowns.

Hudson: Do NOT go there!

ECW Lioness Championship Match

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the two lionesses combine for a solid opening to the match which the fans begin to get into.

<div style="text-align:center;">However, Monsters Inc. make a somewhat inevitable interference.

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Hudson: Oh come on... they're interfering in Lioness matches now? How is that right?

Gertner: Right or wrong, I'd gladly to interfere with both of them.

Hudson: Goliath and Abyss?!

Gertner: No! What the hell is wrong with you?! I worry about you, Scotty.

Hudson: In present company, I worry about me too.

The Monsters slide in and Abyss menacingly grabs Nathalie by the hair.

Hudson: Oh, come on!

<div style="text-align:center;">Suddenly, a platoon of Dudleys jumps over the guardrail.

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They slide in start and to beat the monsters down.

Hudson: It's the Dudleys!

Gertner: Why are they out here? We don't know where they've been!

Hudson: Dudleyville, I presume.

Gertner: Not what I meant, Scotty.

As the Dudley men kick the crap out of Abyss and Goliath, Daizy and Voodoo slide tables into the ring from opposite sides.

Ultimo Dudley II sets them both up.

D-Von whips Abyss to the ropes as Dick Jr. does the same to Goliath.

The Original Dudleys and The Second Generation hit simultaneous 3Ds through the two tables.

Hudson: Two 3Ds!

Gertner: ...or a 3D in 3D!

Hudson: ...or not.

STD locks in the Boston Crabs on Goliath.

Gertner: Goliath's got crabs!

Amidst the chaos, Nathalie follows suit locking in the Sharpshooter on Alexis.

The challenger is forced to tap.

Match Rating: C

D-Von grabs a mic.

D-Von: We are out here because... because...

He looks blank. He turns to Bubba for backup.

Bubba: I just came for the tables.

Dick Jr. giggles, looking at his crotch.

Dick: I think I did too!

Daizy flashes an unimpressed glance at her boyfriend.

Voodoo: Damn it, fool, did I not tell you why we were coming out here? I mean did I not say exactly why we were coming out here? I mean, in the name of all that is...

D-Von: DAMN IT DEJA! Just tell me again already.

Voodoo Dudley hands a note to Dick Jr.

He begins to read it in a childlike voice, apparently struggling with his reading comprehension.

Dick: We... the doo... dootiful citizens of Dudelyville, respect our women.

STD flashes a quizzical glance at his father. D-Von only shrugs.

Voodoo raises a hand to her child and, looking frightened, he begins to nod along.

Dick: We unequ... unequi... unequi...

Voodoo: Unequivocally.

Dick: ...unequivocally wish to nail them and stimulate their holes.

The men all nod in agreement.

Voodoo: You damn fool! It says "Hail them and stimulate their hopes"!

STD: Well why did you give it to him to read, then?

Voodoo snatches the paper back and hands it to her Japanese nephew.

Banzai: In Duddereeviw, we aim to plop-a-gate lacial and jendar equarritee.

Daizy: GIVE ME THE DAMN PAPER!

Ultimo Dudley II looks offended.

Dick comforts his cousin.

Daizy looks through the note and tosses it away.

Daizy: This is a matter of principle, right here. Tell them, Voodoo.

Voodoo: Alexis, I've been in wars with you before but the real Dudley war is against the Nest's ill-treatment of women. I said the Nest's ill treatment of women. Of Women I said.

D-Von: DEJA!

Voodoo: Sending two monsters out to attack a woman. What the hell is wrong with you?!

All seven Dudleys shake their heads in disgust.

D-Von: So, Monsters Inc, Nest... whatever the f**k your called... we're challenging you to a tag team match for Blood, Sweat and Beers for... for...

He looks at Bubba again.

Bubba: Just here for the tables... just here for the tables.

D-Von: Well, whatever reason she just said.

Voodoo clips D-Von round the ear.

D-Von: You choose the numbers boys, it really don't matter. OH MY BROTHER... TESTIFY!

Bubba: THOU SHALT NOT F**K WITH THE D... D... D... D... D... D...

D-Von now clips his brother.

Bubba: D... D... D... D...

D-Von: Ugh... Banzai.

Banzai: THOU SHAO NOT F**K WITH THE DUDDEREES!

Gertner: I'm in a mental asylum, I swear to god.

Hudson: Now you know how I feel.

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The two men combine for a great bout.

After their earlier beating, the monsters do not appear, resulting in an even, hard-fought display.

In the fourteenth minute, Punk whips Michaels to the ropes...

But it is reversed... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B+

Hudson: He did it! He finally got the win over Punk he was after!

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Burchill: Where the f**k is he?! I'm gonna kill him! I'M GONNA F**KING KILL HIM!

Kelly: Paul, please, calm down!

Burchill, furious, turns to face her.

Burchill: CALM DOWN?! YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN?! When that little prick...

Kelly: HE'S MY BROTHER, PAUL!

Burchill: I COULDN'T GIVE A F**K IF HE'S YOUR BROTHER!

Kelly starts to cry.

Burchill: WHERE THE F**K IS YOUR LOYALTY TO ME?

Kelly snaps.

Kelly: I DON'T WANT TO SEE EITHER OF YOU GET HURT, PAUL! BUT JUST WHO THE F**K AM I STANDING WITH RIGHT NOW?

She goes to slap him but Burchill catches her by the wrist.

Kelly: HOW THE HELL DO YOU QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO YOU?! How are you so f**king spiteful?

She pulls her wrist free and storms off.

Burchill: Kelly... I...

Douglas: Paul... it's her brother, you idiot!

Burchill: I know... what I said was uncalled for. I know.

The camera cuts back to ringside.

ECW Television Championship Match

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In now customary fashion, Guerrera wears his mask for his entrance but takes it off for the match.

RVD is on shaky legs throughout thanks to the earlier assault.

At first, the champion seems unwilling to go all-out.

However, he still takes the advantage, winning with a Juvi Driver in the twelfth minute.

Match Rating: B

<div style="text-align:center;">The Nest is backstage.

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Punk: And where the f**k were you?

Goliath: Getting our asses handed to us by about twenty two hundred angry inbreds in case you missed it! And now they want a tag team match on Saturday!

Punk: Oh, you've got to be kidding me... you're a seven foot, five hundred pound monster and you sound... scared... of the Dudleys.

Goliath: There are seven of them!

Punk: There are four of us... and, besides, two of them are women.

Goliath: Firstly, I question if Voodoo is a woman... or a man... or... never mind! Secondly, Alexis is a woman. So, even by the male count, its still five on 3.

Punk: You're right.

Goliath: Oh, of course you'd say that but... wait. What?

Punk: You're right.

Alexis: We need back up.

Punk: We do... and you two need to start acting like the monsters you are!

The camera cuts back to ringside.

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As ever, Rhino looks like a man possessed and dominates Vito in the early going.

However, as has come to be expected, the feisty young Italian fights back, with the use of a few cheap tricks here and there.

In the fifteenth minute, Rhino sets up Vito for a Rhino Driver.

<div style="text-align:center;">Nate Hatred emerges from the crowd.

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Rhino drops Vito to meet "The New Main Event".

However, Hatred stays at ringside as Rhino threatens him from the ring.

Suddenly, Vito rolls up Rhino from behind.

1...2...

He gets his feet on the middle rope for leverage.

...3!

Match Rating: B+

Hudson: Damn it! Vito steals one against Rhino!

Rhino darts to his feet but Vito makes a quick exit up the aisle-way.

Rhino turns his attention from Vito back to Nate Hatred who is already in the ring...

...DECAPITATOR LARIAT!

Gertner: Oh!

Hudson: And with a sickening thud, Rhino is down!

Vito smiles as he heads towards the back.

<div style="text-align:center;">Until he is greeted by Paul Burchill.

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The pop is enormous.

Hudson: It's "The New Franchise"!

Burchill lands a haymaker on Vito.

And another.

He lifts the young Italian up in a Military Press and carries him to the edge of the entrance stage.

Gertner: Uh-oh! He's going to throw Vito through the mesh and into the electrical equipment!

Hudson: Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

<div style="text-align:center;">But Kelly appears from the back.

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Kelly: Paul, please. Please...

Burchill looks at Kelly...

...and slams Vito down on the stage.

Gertner: He took mercy. Wouldn't you for such a fine piece of a...

Hudson: For god's sake Joel! But, yes... Paul Burchill has spared Vito a worse fate... but it only makes you wonder how this dispute will end.

Show Rating: B

Astil · May 12, 2014

Hey, great stuff so far, but question:

What year is it?

Nevermore · May 12, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Astil" data-cite="Astil" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hey, great stuff so far, but question: What year is it?</div></blockquote> It's now January 2008. Glad you're back reading, buddy. Hope all's well <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. Quote The Raven Nevermore

Nevermore · May 12, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">From ECW.com</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Confirmed for: http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BSBlogo.jpg Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpg Well, it appears "The Man Beast" will be facing ECW's "New Main Event", Nate Hatred, at Living Dangerously in what is sure to be one of the most extreme matches of the year. In the mean time, he is set to face Christopher Daniels. Can "The Fallen Angel" score an upset or will Rhino set right his loss to Vito Thomaselli earlier this week and continue his path of destruction? Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/MeikoSatomura.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Jazz.jpg The newfound strength of ECW's Lioness division is evident in this match as Meiko Satomura takes on ECW's original lady of hardcore, Jazz. Having battled for the title recently, this one is set to be a slugfest. The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Abyss2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TheGiant.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BubbaRayDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SlykDudley.jpg We now know the numbers for the Dudleys' tag match against the Nest 4 vs... well, not quite sure. It seems Paul E has sanctioned the "Originals" and the "Second Generation" to compete. So, apparently, The Nest must find four competitors or make do. Gone are the days of Nest dominance! CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tajiri.jpg He lost to Shawn Michaels last week, having finally competed in a fair contest. However, the "Straight Edge Superstar" returns to the ring on Blood, Sweat and Beers to take on the "Japanese Buzzsaw". It has been several weeks since Yoshihiro Tajiri has been seen on ECW TV. can he score an upset here? Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulBurchillNF2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoThomaselli2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHeroWorld.jpg If you ever needed proof that Vito Thomaselli's beef with Paul Burchill was 100% real, it's this: on Blood, Sweat and Beers he teams up with the World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Hero. ECW's self-proclaimed saviour, Chris Hero, was the man who supposedly further injured Vito Thomaselli's fractured wrist. However, no longer wearing a cast, Vito claims that was just a storyline for ECW TV to which he is no longer willing to pander. He wants to take on the "The New Franchise" and it seems he's got his wish. No doubt, Burchill is equally keen to get his hands on his former friend after he was cost the World Title. Meanwhile, "The Soul Taker", with all his experience and history, is aiming to teach Hero a lesson in respect at Living Dangerously. He is the Number One Contender to the title but can he gain some momentum here or will the arrogant champion escape the clutches of the deadman again? ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain! Now on FX</div>[/Quote] Quick Picks: Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero</div></blockquote>

ThriceP86 · May 12, 2014

Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels

Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz

The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty

CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri

Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero

Wow, nice mix of talent in this diary. I like it!

Nevermore · May 12, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="ThriceP86" data-cite="ThriceP86" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero Wow, nice mix of talent in this diary. I like it!</div></blockquote> Haha yeah. Game worlds been going since '94. WCW went out of business (about 2002 I think but I canae remember right now). So, now the rosters of ECW and WWF are just stacked <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. To the extent that when I converted to a new game version a few years back, I added a new company just to spread out the talent. Good to have you on board! Quote The Raven Nevermore

christmas_ape · May 13, 2014

Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels

Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz

The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty

CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri

Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero

TeflonBilly · May 13, 2014

Quick Picks:

Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels

Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz

The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty

CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri

Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero

TheBooker · May 13, 2014

Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels

Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz

The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty

CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri

Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero

Nobby_McDonald · May 15, 2014

Rhino vs. Christopher Daniels

Meiko Satomura vs. Jazz

The Nest vs. The Dudey Dynasty

Go Dudes!

CM Punk vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri

Paul Burchill & Mark Calaway vs. Vito Thomaselli & Chris Hero

ThriceP86 · May 21, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Nevermore" data-cite="Nevermore" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Haha yeah. Game worlds been going since '94. WCW went out of business (about 2002 I think but I canae remember right now). So, now the rosters of ECW and WWF are just stacked <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. To the extent that when I converted to a new game version a few years back, I added a new company just to spread out the talent. Good to have you on board! Quote The Raven Nevermore</div></blockquote> Wow, that's cool. What new company did you add then?

Nevermore · May 21, 2014

Have a look here:

<a href="http://greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?p=455691#post455691" rel="external nofollow">http://greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?p=455691#post455691</a>

The reason Bret Hart hasn't featured in my recent writing is because he's pissed at putting over other talent and is likely to jump soon. But then, he'll have to retire soon anyway... Owen's already hung them up.

Quote The Raven

Nevermore

ThriceP86 · May 21, 2014

Nice! I love the feud between Jericho and Owen. I have catching up to do but you got a reader in me.

Nevermore · May 26, 2014

Saturday, week 2, January

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Joey: Hello and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Joey Styles and, as always, alongside me is former World Heavyweight Champion and ECW Triple Crown winner, Taz.

Taz: Thanks for the intro, Joey.

Joey:Tonight we will se "The New Frachise" get his hands on that traitorous, no good Italian... Vito Thomaselli.

Taz: No doubt, Joey. But it looks like Burhcill has got some girl troubles in that regard.

Joey: A fair point, Taz. Sure, enough Kelly Thomaselli seems to be against the idea of her borther and her boyfriend squaring off.

Taz: And, in fairness to her, Joey, you gotta see how difficult that prospect is for her! But, one way or another, Vito and Burchill will square off tonight alongside their tag partners: the new champ, Chris Hero, and Taker.

Joey: Absolutely... two men who will battle for the World Heavyweight Championship at Living Dangerously! Not to mention the fact that The Nest will finally taste their own medicine as, at last, it seems it will be them who are on the wrong side of a numbers game.

Taz: Oh, I'm pumped, Joey! Let's get to it.

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Rhino flat-out dominates with the crowd fully behind him.

Daniels never sees an offensive move.

In the ninth minute, he sets up "The Fallen Angel" for a Rhino Driver.

<div style="text-align:center;">But Nate Hatred and the Sinister Minister emerge from the crowd.

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Rhino sees them coming and, as Hatred approaches the apron, The Man Beast releases Daniels and rebonds off the opposite ropes.

Hatred is Gored off the apron, colliding with the steel guard rail.

Joey: OH MY OOD!

Taz: We've said it before, Joey. The Man Beast is on the warpath!

As Mitchell checks on his client outside, Daniels staggers to his feet in the ring.

Rhino turns... GORE!

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B-

Rhino climbs out to ringside to confront Hatred but ECW's "Most Extreme Athlete" and his manager make a quick exit.

<div style="text-align:center;">RVD and Traci burst into Juventud Guerrera's locker room backstage.

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RVD: Juvi, what the hell was that on Monday?

Guerrera: What?

RVD: First, you come out and act all honourable, saying you want to be a fair and fighting champion and then you attack me from behind!

Guerrera and Francie look at each other confused.

Guerrera: I have no idea what you're talking about, Rob. You were the one acting strange... you didn't even ready for our match.

Traci: Because he'd been blindsided with a steel chair!

Francine: Trace, we honestly have no cl...

RVD: Look... I have no idea what screwed up little mind games you're trying to pull but it won't work on Mister Rob Van Dam! I don't let things get to me and I don't get confrontational. No need when I can do my talkig in the ring. You see, I've cleared it with Paul E and, at Living Dangerously it will be Juventud Guerrera defending that World Television Championsip against....

RVD points his thumbs.

RVD: Rob Van Dam. Let's go, Trace.

RVD and Traci walk out, leaving Guerrera and Francine looking slightly perplexed.

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The two Lionesses put on a very strong match.

It is evenly contested and a hard-hitting, stiff spectacle.

Meiko Satomura wins with a Death Valley Bomb in the eighth minute.

Match Rating: C

<div style="text-align:center;">Vito Thomaselli heads to the ring to huge jeers.

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Vito: Yeah boo me... Boo me you turncoat motherf**kers! Revel in this new era of ECW and boo me!

He shakes his head.

Vito: Never mind the fact that, during Raven's reign of terror, I was the guy that beat him clean... that I should have taken the World Title long before Paul F**king Burchill got his push. And you idiots cheer a backstage politician hak like him rather than someone like me who has come out each and every night and busted my ass to entertain you. And you gullible f**kers think your "smart" marks!

The boos continue.

<div style="text-align:center;">The New Franchise appears at the entrance-way to huge cheers.

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Burchill: How's this working for you, Vito? This self-pitying bullsh*t?

Vito: You shut your f**king mouth!

Burchill: Oh, no... if you're gonna be "mister shoot" and get on these fans' backs about kayfabe and their being "gullible", you could at least tell the full story.

Vito: ...and you're gonna be so objective?!

Burchill: You've had your say about six times over. So, why don't you shut your mouth and get things straight? You and I were the new era. We were going to main event November To Remembers together. We were going to be ECW for a new generation of fans and, because you couldn't swallow your damn pride, you pissed all over that and, now, you want to drag this whole company down with you.

Vito: In case you missed it, Paolo, you were headliing November to Remember. I was stuck in the midcard.

Burchill: Oh, what your matches with Punk didn't get you over? Who the f**k had heard of Vito Thomaselli eighteen months ago. Paul E made you! He made me too! And just because he didn't give you the strap at "the right time" you're going to throw your toys out the pram?

Vito: F**k you!

<div style="text-align:center;">Paul Heyman emerges.

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Heyman: Oh, would you both shut the hell up! I've got one of you seemingly intent on destroying any ounce of kayfabe left in this industry and the other more than willing to react like a petulant child! If this is such a big deal, if this is "real" animosity then settle it in the ring. No stipulations; no nothing. Shoot fight for all I care.

Vito stares at Burchill.

Vito: Oh, I'm just waiting to kick this idiot's ass!

Kelly takes Burchill by the hand.

Kelly: Paul, please... don't.

Burchill looks hesitant.

Heyman: Oh, god damn it, Franchise! Either way you've got him in at tag team match in the main event tonight. And perhaps you could think about making a decision.

Taz: Oh, man, is Burchill caught in a tough situation?

Joey: It's a shame... someone really needs to shut Vito's mouth!

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The two men combine for a solid match.

Punk stays in control, winning with a GTS in the twelfth minute.

Match Rating: B

<div style="text-align:center;">The rest of the Nest head to the ring and Punk picks up a mic.

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Punk: The Nest has been in somewhat of an adjustment period as of late... It is to be expected that when a spiritual father and mentor like Raven leaves his children to fly on their own. But we are sick and tired of our recent fortunes and we will live up to the legacy that he bestowed upon us. A promised land exists where the Nest will, once again, control their very destiny... where the Lioness, Tag Team and World Heavyweight Titles return to our father's chosen ones. So it is written; so it shall come to p...

<div style="text-align:center;">The Dudley Dynasty emerge from the back.

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D-Von: Oh no, most unrighteous one... Indeed there exists a promised land but it does not concern your fallen leader, Raven.

D-Von hands the mic to his son.

STD: You see, Martin Luther Dudley had a dream that, one day, the Dudley family would rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed.

The whole clan chant as one.

Dudleys: We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all Dudleyz are created equal.

Slyk Tayshaun leads them in service again.

STD: He had a dream that one day the city of Dudleyville... a city sweltering with the heat of flaming tables, would be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

His family look at him.

STD: ...for Dudleys.

They now nod along.

Daizy: And you see, Punk, we cannot very well live up to the meaning of our creed... where all Dudleys of all colours, sizes, sexes and mothers are equal when you present a constant reminder of the misogyny and iniquitous heirarchy inherent in the system!

Dick's mouth falls open.

Dick: Huh?

Daizy kisses him on the cheek.

Daizy: Go kick the bad men's asses, okay hun?

Dick: Yess'um.

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Punk and Alexis are unceremoniously pulled from the ring by Daizy, Voodoo and Banzai.

As they seek to escape a 3-on-2 beating on the outside, their monsters are taken apart in the ring.

Not even the sheer size of Goliath and Abyss is enough to counteract four angry Dudleys.

In the twelfth minute, D-Von and STD slide out to get the tables.

<div style="text-align:center;">But as they re-enter the Briscoes slide in with steel chairs.

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Joey: It's the Briscoe Brothers!

Taz: And they're clearing house, Joe!

Sure enough, The Briscoes start taking the steel to the Dudley Dynasty.

Chair shot to Slyk.

Chair Shot to Dick Jr.

Goliath now grabs Bubba Ray...

CHOKESLAM!

And Abyss grabs D-Von...

...Black Hole Slam!

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B-

Joey: The Nest have won this one.

Taz: ...with a little help from the Briscoes.

<div style="text-align:center;">Nate Hatred and the Sinister Minister are backstage for a promo.

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Mitchell: Rhino... you may think you are the most dominant force in this company but you are looking at the "New Main Event" and ECW's "Most Extreme Athlete", Nate Hatred. Nate is making a career out of ending those of the hardcore icons he encounters and, at Living Dangerously, you will suffer the same fate as Masato Tanaka, The Sandman and Sabu!

Mitchell laugs demonically as Hatred just stares into the camera.

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The main event is an even, solid bout.

However, neither Burchill nor Calaway can get their hands on the opponent they really want.

In the fourteenth minute, Burchill sets up Vito for the C-4.

But the young Italian kicks him below the belt.

He gives a middle finger to the "new Franchise" as the fans jeer.

Vito Driver!

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B+

Joey: Vito just stole a pinfall over Paul Burchill.

Taz: And that's after robbing him of the World title... but unless he accepts the challenge that Paul E has laid down, there may not be a lot he can do.

Joey: And, yet, still, after all this, Kelly still doesn't want them to fight.

Taz: It is her brother, Joey... and her boyfriend!

Show Rating: B

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