Secrets of the Ring with Phil Vibert-Volume 1

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Secrets of the Ring (3) [B][CENTER] Year 2020[/CENTER][/B] [SIZE="4"][FONT="Arial Black"][B][CENTER]Secrets of the Ring with Phil Vibert…………continues.[/CENTER][/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/PhilVibert.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Vibert: “So, where were we?” Voice: “Ummmmm, just general booking. What do you say to people at the time who accused Jim Force of stealing from Eddie Peak.” Vibert: “I’m sorry….who?” Voice: “Jim Force? You know, the facepaint, the bicep tassels, three moves….” Vibert: “Who is this that we’re talking about again?” Voice: “Seriously? You have to remember him. Remember, he used to cut these lunatic promos in his own language. I mean, it was English words, for the most part, but it hardly ever made sense and still people marked out like mad for him?” Vibert: “Force? I really don’t….” Voice: “Jim Force! (getting upset) His interviews were nonsense. How could you forget? Always trying to get people to buy his stupid products that he claimed made people “strong in the force?” Vibert: “…….” Voice: “HE’D BE LIIIKE “ALL OF YOU THAT ARE STRONG IN THE FOOOOOORCE WILL SIT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BUS THAT I AM DRIVING INTO THE SOUL OF THE DARKNESS, AND AT THE PROPER TIME,THOSE WHO HAVE PURCHASED MY BEER COZY/POSTER/T-SHIRT POWER FORCE ‘TRIMUVERATE OF WONDER’ FANPACK WILL DON THEIR GEAR AND WEAR MY COLORS AS THEY LEAN OVER AND HELP ME STEER INTO A SONIC CURVE THAT DELIVERS A FORCEFUL AMOUNT OF THE FOOOOOOOORCE!!!!!” Vibert: ‘What the f**k?” Voice: “THE FOOOOOOOOOOORCE! THE FOOOOOOOORCE! THE POWER OF IT’S PURITY WILL SEND US ALL INTO ORBIT! THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE! Vibert: “Alright, stop the tape. I’m going outside to grab a smoke. You need to calm the hell down so we can keep going.” Voice: “(breathing heavily)…….the fooorce…..the foor….I’ve gotta’ stop the tape. :D

[djthefunkchris]

Awesome, lol. "BUY JIM FORCE MERCHANDISE! AND FEEL THE FOOORCE!"

[Monkeypox]

(continued, from earlier recording): "-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCC-" I want to hear more about Jim Force stealing from Eddie Peak.

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S [I][CENTER]Saturday, Wk 3, April, 2007[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/XTREMETV.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]XWA: Xtreme TV Live on Sports America Location: Mid-South Attendance: 10,000[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/TamaraMcFly.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JoanneRodriguez.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/SuzanneBrazzle.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JenNeptune_alt.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/KathyNeptune.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JenniferHeat.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/VictoriaStone.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/GraceHarper.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]-Dark Match-Women’s Title Battle Royal-[/B] [B]Tamara McFly vs. Joanne Rodriguez vs. Suzanne Brazzle vs. Jen Neptune vs. Kathy Neptune vs. Jennifer Heat vs. Victoria Stone vs. Grace Harper[/CENTER][/B][/CENTER]This one, it seemed, is destined to come down to Joanne Rodriguez and Victoria Stone as they are the two women left in the ring at the end. Victoria, who has been getting by on guile throughout the contest, erupts with some offense and ends up on top of J-Ro on the mat, holding on to an armbar. Rodriguez fires up and hits Stone with a spinning hurancanrana before signaling for, and hitting, the J-Rocker, scoring the pin afterward. [B]Result: Joanne Rodriguez Wins Battle Royal to Become XWA Women’s Champion[/B] Grade: D+ [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/EmmaChase.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/FlashSavage_alt3.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/OscarGolden.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Dark Segment- Backstage Argument- [/B]Emma Chase, the manager of The Fusion Twins, interrupts The Canadian Blondes backstage interview before it starts. “Last night on Thrillzone, some tramp that you guys were in cahoots with cost my team, Nick and Dane Fusion, an important victory. Since you obviously know how to contact her, please tell her that, next week, on Thrillzone, I’ll be waiting for her explanation….and I’ll be waiting in the ring.” Grade: B- [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/Render-CurtEvansAmericanPatriot.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Dark Segment-[/B] Dharma Gregg is backstage, in the locker room of the X-Division champion American Elemental, on assignment for XWA.com. AE cuts a very basic promo about how tonight’s match will fulfill a lifelong dream and that he cannot wait to prove to the entire wrestling world that he is worthy of the mask and the moniker ‘elemental’. Grade: C+ [CENTER] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/RKHayes.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JoseThompson.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]-Dark Match- RK Hayes vs. Joss Thompson-[/CENTER][/B] Joss Thompson, looking more confident than ever, breaks out a few new moves that catch RK Hayes unprepared in the early going. However, after a nasty clothesline in the corner, Hayes lifts Joss and delivers a shoulderbreaker that leaves his opponent’s left arm dangling oddly from his side afterward. Thompson screams as RK rolls him over for the three. [B]Result: RK Hayes wins by pinfall[/B] Grade: C- [B][CENTER]Start of Live Broadcast[/CENTER][/B] [B] Segment 1-Hype Video-[/B] Chronicle of the historic legacy of the Elemental name and mask and what it means that the long in the tooth Elemental II is here in the XWA to get into the ring with X Champion American Elemental to see where he might stand among the Elementals, eventually. Grade: B [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/Render-CurtEvansAmericanPatriot.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/ElementalII.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B][CENTER]-Segment 2-Match- American Elemental vs. Elemental II- X Title Match-[/CENTER][/B] At the outset, American Elemental acts tentatively, maybe realizing he has bitten off a bit more than he can chew in accepting another open contract from BHOTWG. The early part of the match sees both men testing each other out, with Elemental II coming out just ahead of AE on most chain wrestling series’. When AE misses stinger splash, snapping his own head back off of the top turnbuckle, the veteran Elemental II capitalizes striking with a series of kicks and folding the X Champ in half with a fireman’s carry into an across the knee backbreaker. The ‘finish’ comes when Elemental II goes behind AE off of an irish whip and catches him with a brutal northern lights suplex, adding a bridge. However, at the two count AE reverses it into a jackknife cradle, holding his idol’s shoulders to the mat for two and thee quarter seconds just as the bell rings, with referee Baby Jamie declaring the time limit up, and the match a draw. [B]Result: 20 minute draw[/B] Grade: B- [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/Render-CurtEvansAmericanPatriot.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/SammyBach.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Segment 3- In Ring Celebration-[/B] Many of the members of the X Division come out onto the ramp in their street clothes, applauding the fabulous match they just witnessed. The Fusion Twins and Sammy Bach come down to the ring and shake the hands of both combatants. As Nick and Dane Fusion begin to struggle to get American Elemental on their shoulders in celebration, Bach holds up his arm…just before dropping the X-Champion with a massive superkick and standing over him. The Fusions and Elemental II look on in disgust. Dane and Sammy exchange shoves before Bach jumps out of the ring and begins back up the ramp. Grade: B- [B]Segment 4-Recap of Pre-Show-[/B] A quick featurette is shown recapping Joanne Rodriguez’ Women’s Title victory and showing highlights of Emma Chase’s challenge to The Canadian Blondes cut between shots of RK Hayes’ impressive victory. Grade: C [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JackGiedroyc.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/DuaneStone.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JeremyStone.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Segment 5- Workers Talk Backstage- [/B]In a locker room backstage, Remmy Skye and Jack Giedroyc tell the Stone brothers that Phil Vibert offered them $100,000 to take one of them out in tonight’s match. They all laugh, but Duane asks “Well? What are you going to do?” They all laugh again. As the Stones walk away, Jack leans in to Remmy. “What [I]are[/I] we going to do?” Grade: B- [B]Segment 6-Hype Video-[/B] A Video plays recapping Thrillzone, especially focusing on “Hardcore Assasin” Eddie Peak’s failed ambush of Dr. Wood. Grade: B [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/DuaneStone.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JeremyStone.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JackGiedroyc.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]-Segment 7-Match-Duane & Jeremy Stone vs. Remmy Skye/Jack Giedroyc-[/B] The brothers Stone run into an obstacle in the team of Skye and Giedroyc, a team with superior speed and youth on their side. However, Duane and Jeremy have experience and experience together as a team, really focusing their attack as a unit displaying excellent double team work with frequent tags, completely cutting the ring in half for the early portion of the match. Duane works over Giedroyc, dropping him with a hammerlock bodyslam, tagging in Jeremy, and nearly ripping him in two with an old fashioned double team wishbone. Remmy Skye eventually tags in and gains the advantage for his team, scoring with a clothesline and a slingshot double stomp to the chest of Jeremy hat accounts for a near fall. The end of the match comes when the Stones are outside of the ring double teaming Jack Giedroyc, oblivious to the fact that Remmy Skye has walked out onto the apron. As they notice the silhouette blocking the ring lights, it’s too late as Remmy lands on top of all three of them with an Arabian press. As now all four men squirm around on the concrete, Xander Summer’s count reaches ten and he calls for the bell. [B]Result: Double Count Out[/B] Grade: B+ [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/HoneyGolightly_alt1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/JoeyMinnesota.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Segment 8- Authority Angle- [/B]Honey Sweet is in her backstage office with Joey Minnesota. They flip on the monitor to catch the upcoming Tom Gilmore/Eric Tyler match. Sweet extends her long legs, putting them up on the desk before motioning to the screen and asking Joey, “What about these two?” Joey, staring at her legs, nods. Sweet quickly punches a couple of keys on her laptop and says. “…its official then, you’ve got your PPV match. Please leave.” Joey is still lost in a haze and seems to figure out what he has just agreed to as the office door closes on him. Grade: B [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/AngryGilmore.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/EricTyler.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]-Segment 9-Match-Tom Gilmore vs. Eric Tyler-[/B] A superb wrestling match between two workers who really jive in the ring. With the early part of the match focusing on the mat games of both wrestlers, things pick up at about the seven minute mark when Gilmore back body drops Tyler and follows up with a standing moonsault that nearly ends the match. With Eric Tyler reeling Gilmore turns a lazy arm wringer into a superkick sending Tyler staggering into the corner. With his last effort Tyler tries to catch Gilmore following him in but he reverses Tyler’s headscissors attempt from the top turnbuckle into a low blow and quickly pounces hitting his double underhook backbreaker/cutthroat suplex combination to score the pinfall. [B]Result: Tom Gilmore wins via pinfall.[/B] Grade: B+ [CENTER] [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/DarrylDevine.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Segment 10-Worker Watches From Stage-[/B] At the conclusion of the match the cameras notice, in his street clothes, Darryl Devine on the shadowy outskirt of the stage area, where he has apparently been standing, watching the entire match up close and personal-like. Grade: B- [B]Segment 11-[/B]Video Footage of the MFM's "interactions" with Dan Stone Jr., including last weeks crucifix bomb through the spanish announce table. Grade: B+ [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/DanStoneJr.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/Titan.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER] -Segment 12-Match-Dan Stone Jr. vs. Adam Titan-[/CENTER][/B] Adam Titan, wrestling shirtless in white slacks and shoes, makes the most of his size very early on, shoving Dan Stone Jr. around the ring a bit before having Dan Jr. latch onto his left leg, take him down and begin going to work on both his leg and his shoulder, mixing a dragon screw with a triangle hold. Bobby Milan appears on the stage with Sara Silver, and, after surveying the situation, sends her to the ring. As Stone gets set to apply the ankle lock onto the downed Titan, Sara Silver jumps up on the ring apron and distracts referee Xander Summer. From under the ring, Edd Stone appears and takes a shot at his brother Dan again with the same blackjack that he swung at “Crowning a Champion”. Dan falls to the canvas and Titan drapes his arm over him. Stone kicks out at two and three quarters and fires up, lifting the much larger Titan over with an awesome gut wrench suplex after a series of right hands and gives him the Stone Stomp before applying the anklelock and getting the tapout. [B]Result- Dan Stone wins via submission.[/B] Grade: B- [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/MainstreamHernandez.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Segment 12-Backstage Skit- [/B]Mainstream Hernandez, in a backstage editing lab working out some footage for his Mainstream.com website, is surfing the net on his laptop when he stumbles upon something that makes him laugh out loud. He mutters “…gotta watch that again” before restarting it and laughing hysterically a second time. He fiddles with it for a second before smiling. “Copy……………Send.” Then, he puts his feet up and brings his hands behind his head. “Rich…Money…is…going…to…be …” Grade: B+ [B][CENTER] Show Close[/CENTER][/B] Show Grade: B- [B][CENTER]© XWA 2007[/CENTER][/B]

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[I][CENTER]April, WK 4, 2007[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/NoNeck_photo/internet2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]-PWHits New Full Week Roundup-[/CENTER][/B] [B][CENTER]-XWA Notes-[/CENTER][/B] -The XWA has come to terms with Davis Wayne Newton on a one year contract. Rumors persisted that Newton, 19, might consider a tougher Indy schedule and forgo the contract offers he had on the table from all four major promotions. However, after astonishing XWA management at a second tryout, the company upped the ante and closed the deal within hours. -The early reports say that Sports America is very pleased with their decision to add XWA programming to their lineup. XWA has promised to provide an alternative to the “other” wrestling they have on their network in USPW, and is showing that they can do it in the ratings. -The XWA continues to attract the best young wrestlers in the world, signing Jacob Jett, Joey Beauchamp, and Masked Cougar to one year contracts on Thursday. All three are expected to make their debuts within the next couple of weeks and, as well, they will all be featured in the X-Division. [B][CENTER]-General Wrestling Notes-[/CENTER][/B] -Monday TV- “USPW TV” Sold out the West Texas Coliseum with a D+ rated show. The anticipated main event came off even better than expected with Peter Valentine and Bruce the Giant going to a time limit draw with Guide and Henry Lee in a C- rated match. The Towers of Power retained the USPW World Tag Team titles defeating Savage Fury in a D+ rated opener. TCW’s new show “TCW Grappling” also was a sellout, filling up the Laurent Ballroom with five thousand screaming fans who were treated to a very good B- rated show. TCW World Champion Tommy Cornell continues to defend his title at an astonishing pace, defeating Scout in a B rated main event. Rocky Golden also retained his title, the International Title, in a C+ rated contest against Wolf Hawkins. TCW squished USPW in the ratings 29.54 to 1.95. -Tuesday TV- “TCW Presents: Total Wrestling” shook up the roster positions, it seemed, at least for the night with Troy Tornado trying and failing to wrest the World Title from Tommy Cornell in a B rated match. BLZ Bubb tossed RDJ around in a C+ rated victory and Aaron Andrews made his return to TV, topping Alex Braun in a C rated contest. Over on “the other wrestling program”, “SWF Supreme TV” rolled a C show at the 8,228 in attendance in San Antonio, using an Eric Eisen/Runaway Train vs. The Amazing Bumfoles (C+) main event as its draw. Andre Jones also dropped the Shooting Star Title after only a couple of defenses, falling to Bart Biggz in a C-rated bout. TCW again commanded the ratings topping SWF 29.45 to 9.54. -CZCW rose to regional size following their show “No Law or Order”, held at the Snake Pit in front of a sold out crowd of one thousand. The show was headlined by a C+ rated main event that saw Donnie J retain his Coastal Zone Championship against James Prudence. Ultimate Phoenix and Plague stole the show with a B- rated bout on the undercard. Overall, the show came in at a C-. -CZCW also announced the signing of Brendan Idol to a PPA contract. With his PPA with RIPW winding down, Idol chose a safer route, staying employed rather than waiting around. -BHOTWG’s Betrayed Tour continued with a C+ show on Wednesday and Thursday in Chubu that featured a C+ Nakasawa vs. Masuno Burning World Championship match. XWA’s Dark Angel was defeated by Koshiro Ino in a B- rated midcard match. Thursday’s show also had an XWA presence, with Duane Stone dropping a heartbreaker to Miyamae (B) in what was a perfect complement to the next match, the main event, Hoshino topping Eli Hamacho in a B rated match. As a whole, the show rated a B-. - There was an Independent show held on Saturday at Club X in the Northwest in front of less than a hundred fans. However, the show featured some reasonable action with Travis Century and Tank Bradley teaming up to defeat Primal Rage and Lazy Joe in a D- rated bout and Stevie Grayson topping Wolverine in a D+ rated affair. -Mikel Alonso’s contract with SWF is up for renewal. USPW has already made him a formal offer, but Alonso’s first choice is said to be remaining with Supreme. - An SWF PPV “Awesome Impact” was held on Thursday in front of over 14,500 in the Southwest. The show, rated as a whole, came out with a C+ based on it’s main event, Runaway Train and Christian Faith’s no-contest’s C+. The Amazing Bumfoles topped The Samoan Wildboyz to win the SWF World Tag Team Titles in a C rated match. Eric Eisen and Remo, also a no-contest, had the highest rated match on the show with a B-. the PPV buyrate for “Awesome Impact” was 6.64. -After drawing numerous contract offers, announcer Duane Fry has decided to stay with the SWF, signing a three year contract on Saturday. Reports said Duane was demanding a significant pay raise from his next employer, although the financial terms of this deal were undisclosed. (Up Next: Thrillzone Preview!)