BurningHamster

Oh really? McGillicutty 3:16 says I just spanked your bottom!

True the name freaking sucks and he's fat. Fact is though, just because WWE doesn't know how to get people from outside the mould to get over doesn't mean we as fans have to ignore the obvious potential. Husky Harris can freaking go, he's every fat jerk school bully who wants to steal your lunch money so he can eat two lunches and be even fatter and meaner when he threatens you tomorrow. I'd take that over generic ****y guy #289 any day. Plus, since WWE spent like a decade trying to get another fat guy, Mark Henry, over ... the least they can do is let Husky Harris use a better name and beat the crud out of a dozen or so plucky prettyboy whitemeat jobbers until people buy into what he is.

Your list sucks Husky Harris is my pick of the rookies, the botched move was Percy Watson's fault for not lying there and taking it properly and apart from that the guy is a freaking fatboy wrestling machine, kind of like if a non-dead Animal House era John Belushi got really surly and went to suplex school. How other people are failing to appreciate him really just makes me weep for the future of wrestling. Lucky Cannon is obviously this season's generic babyface ala Heath Slater but without the ability to blow my mind. Slater grew on me a lot, I don't see Lucky Cannon doing that. Kaval was interesting 7 years ago, today I just don't give a crap about him.

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="bigphesta" data-cite="bigphesta" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Yeah, I don't see too many flaws in his in ring work. Other than that WHITE WHITE WHITE body.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Racist. That's not a flaw, it's an advantage ... he can use it to blind his opponents.</p>

Actually, to me it looked like Percy Watson messed up on that one. It looked like he was trying to roll away or was just in the wrong position to take the move because it was like he was trying to take it on his side. Harris just jumped up and came down senton style. But of course, WWE fans being WWE fans will hate on the fat guy right? I freaking loved that though, reminded me of Dick Togo dropping chunked out sentons on smaller guys. On the topic of whether that beatdown will turn CM Punk face? Interesting, seeing how little of the beatdown he got compared to Cena .... hmm. If they are going to go with a mastermind behind things, Punk wouldn't be a bad choice.

Haha mastermind. That's a good one. NXT was weird with the ridiculously long recap from RAW. I like that they are doing something a little different though but since NXT started almost nothing has made sense, things have teased making sense, then a week or two later stuff is somehow different and nobody mentions why. Percy Watson is perhaps the funniest thing I have seen lately. I don't think the Urkel reference was purely accidental and that along with the Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel Air type dance on his way to the ring makes me think they have been scouting out my favourite black sitcom nerds, which makes a nice change from generic black angry dude and generic black cool dude. I'm just waiting for them to go old skool on him and bring in some JJ from Good Times. I hate the names these guys are using but I think Husky Harris is exactly what the world needs right now, just a big fat dude dropping crazy sentons on people. Riley I am not sure about, I liked part of his schtick but the whole "you're dismissed" thing kind of blew it for me. I thought with the whole reservations thing he mentioned they might have been going for a typical rich jock meets Patrick Bateman from American Psycho vibe but I guess not. Kaval is dressed like a motocross rider or something. I haven't watched any of his stuff since back when he was still Low Ki. I wonder if he has learnt how to sell yet. The WWE Pros are a pretty drab bunch.

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="-laz-" data-cite="-laz-" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>the miz fights like a girl i have photographic proof <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> <span>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/-Laz-/mizisagirl.jpg</span></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Haha awesome. Loved that whole segment and the crowd was eating it up. realistic confrontation with decent verbal stabs at each person's shortcomings leading to scrappy, messy violence that is broken up before a good conclusion = people wanting to watch more of that.</p><p> </p><p> As a sidenote, in ring Heath Slater was the best worker on NXT this week by far. People who keep dissing him for being boring aren't keeping their eyes open for the subtle magic he is working. Dude was doing a freaking broomstick job at the end making Otunga not look like a sack of dried monkey genitals weighed down by life in the shadow of the mediocrity and obesity of his Z-list ladyfriend. Otunga still didn't look capable but Slater brought enough athleticism and smoothness to almost make up for it.</p><p> </p><p> Michael Cole looked evil and almost younger McMahon like in the video package.</p><p> </p><p> Also I'm kind of with Cappyboy on the Anderson thing. I never got the love for him.</p>

You could go on, but since you already made ridiculous comments on the quality of Gorgeous George and Jerry Lawler, nobody with any sense would take you seriously. They were both pretty freaking good in the ring. To consider Lawler one of the worst workers you've seen makes me wonder how little wrestling you have watched.

Or maybe you know .... they just figured out he sucks.

I thought his delivery was pretty good though, not perfect but nothing really struck me as overly awkward. And keeping in mind that in his promo he got in shots at Miz, Matt Striker, McMahon and Michael Cole. I think he nailed it.

This is the stupidest thing I ever heard! If Law and Order were a wrestler, it would probably be the Brooklyn Brawler. I'm not sure what is going on with Daniel Bryan following the last NXT, but I like it. He cut a good promo (and the Cm Punk and William Regal reactions were excellent) showed plenty of fire which is something that the catchphrase-heavy, merchandise-focused WWE machine seems to have largely forgotten how to do, and Michael Cole got roughed up by a vegan in street clothes. I'm not sure I would consider him having a loose cannon gimmick, more just a guy who is done taking crap and being humble even if it means slapping around an announcer once in a while.

Then you haven't read that TV show thread. There's people in there who like Law and Order. I kid you not.

Finally something we can agree on. But unlike that Otunga bozo, at least he doesn't wrestle like her.

No, that sycophantic hypocrite Ben Folds uses a piano. The guy I am listening to doesn't even need any instruments to rock out. Just the sound of that awkward headbobbing dance he does.

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of this one man rock band I am listening to.

Yeah well, maybe that's just a side effect of having my mind blown by the one man rock band. Yeah yeah, I get it. Yall like little animated chicks and sit around eating pocky while me and Heath Slater run with kegs.

Exactly, so in other words .... if Heath Slater doesn't blow your mind, you are missing part of it.

I don't know what Yandere is so I looked it up and found some crap about anime. I feel way worse for you than you could ever feel for Slater.

You still aren't getting it. I feel sorry for you. It's like a Rubik's Cube that is just one incy square off being complete but you cannot figure out where to go from here. Maybe one day when the time is right your mind will be open enough for Heath Slater to blow it. You know what? I've just had a brainwave. Strap yourselves in because this is going to blow your mind. Are you ready? Slaterverse

So you admit he blew your mind then? Cool.

No, certainly not. I am as straight edge as CM Punk ... except not as stupid so I drink and take a painkiller if I am in agony. It's just Heath Slater comes across as just this absolute fricken idiot the on first impression ... a ginger one man rock band without the instruments who claims he will blow your mind while being decent but not spectacular in the ring and not making a lot of sense. But he seems so earnest in his belief that he will blow my mind that it was largely by force of personality and refusal to lay down his mind blowing claim that I was won over. It was a triumph of the will on his part, I held strong but in the end the one man rock band blew my mind by the power of his soul and strength of his convictions. Also his keg carrying ability.

No! I thought that at first, then Heath Slater blew my mind. His mind-blowing skills are subtle but they are there for those who wants to believe.

Yep Yep Yep, What it do!

I'd take Skip over 70% of the current WWE roster. Darren Young may not be a musclehead by WWE standards but the guy still looks like a juicer. I still don't like Otunga. Dude is beyond X-Pac heat to me.

100k is decent money to a guy who doesn't see the need to own hundreds of pairs of shoes