BurningHamster

Cee Lo Green can go expletive himself.

Yeah what Self said. Punk's anti-WWE style rants are THE draw of this. He has been absolutely amazing and has single handedly brought back the element of surprise and uncertainty to wrestling which Vince and pals have been killing for years. Punk needs to stay his own man and keep this crazy crap going. It's gold so far and I want it to last at least until wrestlemania.

Can't someone just freaking kill him? That way, everyone is happy (Except Brand, but nobody cares about him)

Hahaha that would be pretty amazing.

This discussion is terrible and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Backstreet Boys? Lady Gaga? Seriously?

I really want to see a 1000 man battle royal and think TNA could host it. No, I'm not joking.

I like Roddy Piper

Heenan and Lawler had talent and wit. If anyone tries to tell me Cole has the same then I just plain give up, there ain't no hope for you people.

A crossdresser innit?

Cole's heat makes me long for the heady days of X-Pac heat. There is no irony in this statement at all, Cole has reached a level of "I just wish this guy wasn't here and never existed" that is pretty hard to fathom. WWE seems to really specialize in this kind of heat these days. These are the heels that don't really provoke a reaction like anger or jealousy so much as just force you into a quiet resignation that wrestling will probably never be what you want it to be again so you might as well just go do something else. Kind of like what reality shows did to TV, Over-reliance on CGI and 3d is doing to film or autotune has done to music.

Watching Tough Enough finale now, this has to be one of the most weirdly put together episodes of anything I have ever seen. Even by reality TV standards this feels incredibly awkward. Also I didn't realize this whole series that Luke has no shoulders at all. None. Yet he keeps on smiling. Constantly.

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="slack" data-cite="slack" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>She got that other girl hurt, so I don't feel bad for her at all. If it was a cross body, he got too close and she adjusted. But if I've learned anything from watching the intros of WWE DVDs injuries do happen.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yeah seriously, Christina is horrible, injured someone else and has the most irritating way of talking BUT ... it's obvious they were trying to build her up through Tough Enough so ... they are going to put blame on AJ for injuring her. Weirdly they didn't really put much blame on Christina when the other girl got injured.</p><p> </p><p> Ah reality TV, total crap.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Edit: took the quiz, 71/100 .... kind of embarrassed by some of the guys I missed.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Remianen" data-cite="Remianen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>And I'm sure this is old but I literally fell out of my chair laughing when a friend sent this to me. I thought it was a joke: <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2963512/Great-Khali-has-promised-to-open-a-wrestling-school-in-India-to-train-a-new-generation-of-grapplers.html" rel="external nofollow">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2963512/Great-Khali-has-promised-to-open-a-wrestling-school-in-India-to-train-a-new-generation-of-grapplers.html</a></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Judging by Khali's experience in wrestling school I can only assume this is some attempt to deal with India's overpopulation problem.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="moon_lit_tears" data-cite="moon_lit_tears" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27610" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>So I really dislike people who call a number and don't make sure it's the right number.<p> </p><p> Some guy called me and said he lived down the road from me and my daughter kicked his dog. </p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Um, thinking this is probably a prank. Sounds very similar to an old Jerky Boys prank call from the 90s which I'm guessing some goof just discovered and figured it would be funny to try it on you.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Jaysin" data-cite="Jaysin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>retarded monkey looking</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Hold up, what was that about Low Ki?</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TheEdgeOfReason" data-cite="TheEdgeOfReason" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27610" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>WOW what?<p> </p><p> I couldn't imagine not being interested in relationships, unless you just mean you're gay?</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I would be gay but have you noticed how irritating gay guys are? Dancing, giving a crap about fashion? Gossiping and bitching? If I wanted that crap I would just go out with women.</p><p> </p><p> I am actually working on getting the brain of my best (male) friend transplanted into the body of a recently deceased Russian fitness/silicone model. Best of both worlds. I'll let you know how it progresses.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="LoNdOn" data-cite="LoNdOn" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27610" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Internet porn......too much of it, you can't go anywhere online without a pop up offering you a Russian bride or a girl in your local area (which is more often then not inaccurate) who wants a "chat".</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yeah seriously, I went out with girls before, totally overrated. If I wanted to have anything to do with females I wouldn't be hiding out on the internet so not sure why these popups keep hyping them up and trying to convince me they are so eager to get naked for me. Even if they do get naked I don't care anymore. I've been seeing naked imagery of females numerous times every day for the last decade. I never thought I would say this but I think I am more interested in my junkmail or what my grandmother is talking about than in seeing pictures/video of naked girls.</p><p> </p><p> Oh and I echo the sentiments about potheads, they really are horribly tedious people. If weed is ever legalized punching stoners in the head better be legalized too as I am yet to find any other way of getting those morons to shut up about how amazing being stoned is and how everything in the world is a massive conspiracy against weed which is jesus and the cure for cancer combined. Also if you ever say "dude, you lost your job, you flunked out of uni, your gf left you and you have no money, I can't remember the last time you had a coherent thought and you are fat as hell ... maybe it's time to cut back on the weed and sort yourself out" they will never acknowledge that weed in excess can be bad, but will instead usually go on a tirade against alcohol/the government/the media/everything in the world which isn't weed.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="crownsy" data-cite="crownsy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>True, but lets put some of the blame where it belongs, and thats squarley on Kofi.<p> </p><p> I mean, he gave like three back to back awful promo's (worst was right before that match) and became a botch machine during the end of that fued.</p><p> </p><p> I agree they could have salvaged his push a bit better, but kofi dropped the ball on his end a bit too.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I think I remember Kofi having one match that was good, but cannot remember when, where or why. Everything else he has ever done has been horrible and I think wrestling fans have some sort of weird fetish with his hairstyle or something as I cannot understand how else he would get even slightly over with his complete lack of ability. I wouldn't go so far as to say Kofi dropped the ball, I don't even think he's realized there is a ball yet let alone gotten near it.</p><p> </p><p> And yes, I know half of the time I post in the WWE discussion thread is just to diss Kofi. He deserves it though for being so lousy.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Unregistered" data-cite="Unregistered" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>And now I'm thinking of Piper in a Zombie movie. They live was amazing, so Piper in a Romero film.... zomg. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Man that would be pretty amazing. I dare say even amazing enough for me to look past how horribly overplayed zombies are at the moment and make me watch it. Roddy Piper is a damn underrated actor. They Live .... man, love that movie.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Jaysin" data-cite="Jaysin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25169" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Totally off topic, but in July I'm driving almost 5 hours to Indianapolis just to meet DDP and Roddy Piper at the Days of the Dead horror convention. Excited? HECK YEAH!! Totally going to fanboy out over Page</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> And you're not going to over Piper? <img alt=":mad:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

<p>Three things bothering me right now. I know this rant will make me sound like a jerk but I don't care. Today I am right and everyone else is wrong. Deal with it.</p><p> </p><p> 1. People doing dumb risky crap and thinking they are the magical enchanted exception who can outrun consequences somehow. I know this stupid attitude has probably been hard-wired into young people since the dawn of time but it seems to be getting worse. Common sense and basic safety advice is made for you, not everyone except you. Also RIP Sam, you were an awesome dude but hell, you should have worn a bloody helmet or avoided the kind of activities that are likely to bring your skull into contact with the curb at high velocity. </p><p> </p><p> 2. People who aren't me having opinions on things. They are always stupid and different from my own opinions and therefore not valid in any way. Seriously people, stop liking stupid stuff, stop hating awesome stuff, stop being so damn wrong and boring and pathetic you damn morons. Seriously, I know what I am talking about. If I didn't I would keep my mouth shut like you idiots should.</p><p> </p><p> 3. Actors. No not the Hollywood types, the local buffoons who I have to deal with in my day to day life of making dodgy short films, trying to get a feature film idea off the ground etc. I love making films, we are all still learning and have been lucky enough to meet some awesome and very talented people but also a lot of very predictable morons too. Actors all keep saying they want gritty serious roles. Tough. You can't pull off gritty or serious yet the same way I can't pull off a big budget epic yet. You look like a clown and have no emotional range or intensity you pampered middle class buffoon who thinks watching Fight Club twice makes you badass. Also while getting gritty you want to avoid bad language, nudity, violence, racism etc. Are you sure you are a freaking actor after all ya dumb schlub? This is why I make comedy. Oh what's that now? You are making your own film and its gritty and serious? But you want help with it because you can't direct/use a camera/edit? Great. Maybe you should learn that, yeah?</p>

I think the fact Kennedy was horrible may have had something to do with it.

Man that list looks discouraging to me, I hate to be one of those guys but ick. Sequels and big budget CGI movies always disappoint me or flat out make me wonder what is wrong with the world. I have high hopes for Rum Diary, read the book and while I am a little over Depp I am sure he will bring the goods for this one. I hope The Hangover 2 is decent but ... yeah, sequels are generally not so good and in a shock-based comedy film I am worried it will lack the same impact the first one had.

Ever see the movie Idiocracy, Remi? Set in a future world where this has happened.

Before the WEW and Independent Heavyweight titles were introduced though FMW used the Brass Knuckles title as their main singles belt. He won that one in 1995 (but got injured) and I think two more times in the late 90s. Titles in FMW were a weird deal.