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  1. Saturday, week 4, August

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    Joey: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another installment of ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Joey Styles alongside former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.

    Taz: can you believe it, Joey? We have a new Heavyweight Champion.

    Joey: That's right, Taz. After a six month reign and nearly a two year dominance by Raven, former Nest member, Vito Thomaselli, has finally put an end to it all!

    Taz: ...and tonight we have the title award ceremony. Man, I can't wait for that!

     

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    Rhino dominates this one without a second thought.

    He wins with a Gore in only the fifth minute.

    Match Rating: B-

     

    Nate Hatred and his manager come to the ring,

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    Minister: Behold ECW's Most Extreme Athlete!

     

    The crowd jeer.

     

    Minister: None of you fools believed us when we arrived but just at the legacy he has created in just a few short months. He is undefeated in singles competition; he has never suffered a pinfall or submission! The fact is The Appollyon that stands beside me is unbeatable!

     

    The jeers continue.

     

    Minister: ...and proof of that is provided by the victims of his perverse perdition! He started off by beating the like of Steve Corino, both former World Heavyweight Champions who merely served as lambs to the satanic slaughter. He then scored a pinfall victory over Rhino, the man who was suppossedly "unstoppable".

     

    Joey: ...which was only made possible by interference from Al Snow.

    Taz: I think they're ommitting that bit for a reason.

     

    Minister: Next, came Nate's innevitable triumph over the apparent "Hardcore Icon", The Sandman. ECW's Most Extreme Athlete proved himself to be as much by defeating Sandman in singles competition... twice. No one has seen or heard from him since.

     

    The disapproving becomes steadily louder.

     

    Minister: ...and, finally, last night at Heatwave, Nate Hatred laid to rest the legend of "The Human Highlight Reel". So, I ask you, he has defeated four former Heavyweight Champions, two of ECW's most revered legends and the apparent monster prospect in the main event, what more must he do to prove himself as the most extreme wrestler ECW has ever seen?

     

    Joey: Perhaps, win a match without the aid of outside interference.

    Taz: Yeah, that'd certainly help.

     

    The tirade is mercifully interrupted by the entrance of Yoshihiro Tajiri.

     

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    Unsurprisingly, Hatred dominates Tajiri.

    He wins with a Decapitator Lariat in the eighth minite.

    Match Rating: C+

     

    After the match, the lights cut out.

    The fans instinctively no what's coming.

     

    When they come back on, The Human Highlight Reel is in the ring with a steel chair.

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    Sabu throws the steel straight into Hatred's face.

    Mitchell scrambles out of the ring and pulls a stunned Hatred out after him.

    ECW's Most Extreme Athlete is aided to the back by his manager as Sabu points to the heavens.

     

    Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring.

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    Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to officially announce that the reign of Raven as World Heavyweight Champion has come to an end.

     

    The fans go nuts.

     

    Heyman: ...and I'm sure it will give me equal pleasure to award the belt to the youngest champion in ECW history, Vito Thomaselli.

     

    Vito and his entourage make their way to the ring.

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    Burchill walks to the ring with his arm around Kelli, clearly suggesting a certain "connection".

    Vito asks for the microphone off Paul E.

     

    Vito: Thank you, Paul, but, first, I just want to take this opportunity to say a few quick words. Firstly, I would like to thank Paul Burchill and Shane Douglas for ensuring my match with Raven was an even playing field. Franchise, consider yourself top of the number one contenders' list.

     

    Burchill tips his head in appreciation.

     

    Vito: Secondly, I want to thank my family: my parents for encouraging me to come to America and pursue my dreams but, even more importantly, my brothers and sister who have helped me through all my trials.

     

    Brandon, Sal and Kelli take turns to hug their brother.

     

    Vito: ...and, lastly, I want to say thank you to each and every one of you for...

     

    Raven interrupts the champion by making his way down to the ring with his Nest.

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    Raven: Apologies for interrupting this touching little ceremony but these people don't deserve any thanks, least of all from a subservient little prick like you!

     

    Heyman: Raven, you're here to relinquish... nothing more.

     

    The champion smirks.

     

    Raven: I wouldn't be so sure, Paul E.

     

    CM Punk pulls a wad of paper from behind his back and hands it to Raven.

     

    Taz: What the hell is that?

    Joey: I have no idea.

     

    Raven: What I have here, Paul, is the contract that you and Vito so hastily signed ahead of Heatwave.

     

    Paul E's face falls realising something is amiss.

     

    Raven: Now, before anyone gets any big ideas, this is merely a copy... one of several, in fact. However, allow me to direct your attention to clause 17.2a...

     

    Raven flicks through what seems like hundreds of sheets of paper.

     

    Raven: ...and I quote... "Any outside interference in said match, from any party, that directly affects the champion's ability to retain his title will result in a disqualification and, therefore, negate any apparent title changes".

     

    The boos around the arena are deafening.

     

    Joey: What the hell?

    Taz: No way!

     

    Raven: So, for the slower minds amongst you, that means this belt slung over my shoulder still belongs to me.

     

    Vito, white with rage, goes nose-to-nose with Raven.

     

    Raven: I'll elaborate on something else too. You see, Vito, this doesn't make you a former World Heavyweight Champion. Since the overriding stipulation was a product of the match in which the title was defended, you never were the champion... you remain the same unachieving sack of sh*t you always have been!

     

    Vito makes to swing a punch but Goliath stands in his way.

     

    Heyman: You can't be serious?

     

    Raven: Now, see if I was joking, I'd be laughing.

     

    He pauses and chuckles.

     

    Raven: Actually, I am laughing... it's pretty f**king funny. But I'm dead serious, ass hole!

     

    The members of The Nest all smile.

     

    Raven: Which brings me to clause 24.17e: "Any interference from Paul Burchill or Shane Douglas will grant the ECW Commissioner the right to terminate both of their contracts without requirment for managerial negotiation." Hang on, who is the commissioner?

     

    Punk: Ain't that you, boss?

     

    Raven laughs

     

    Raven: Oh, yeah... Hey, "Franchise", pack your f**kin' bags!

     

    Joey: No way!

    Taz: You've gotta be f**kin' kdding!

     

    Burchill smiles and takes the microphone.

     

    Burchill: You're crazy, man. You know I'm the draw around here; Paul E will find a loophole.

     

    Raven: Ha, he can try. You reckon I haven't thought this one through?

     

    Burchill's face now drops and he strides up to Raven.

    The commissioner raises his hand.

     

    Raven: But to coin a phrase from a great businessman, in the interest of fairness, I have devised a solution to please both parties.

     

    Shane Douglas restrains Paul Burchill.

     

    Raven: This contract grants me the right to fire you; I don't have to act upon it. So, I'll tell ya what, you can meet my monsters in the main event and, should you be victorious, I might just reconsider your plight. Let's say as long as you can keep winning, you can keep your job... I guess it's my tunr to make your life a living hell!

     

    Burchill, Douglas, Heyman and the Thomaselli's all look stunned as The Nest make to leave.

    However, the champion turns for one final jibe.

     

    Raven: Let this be a lesson... don't f**k with master of mind games!

     

    Taz: Jesus, Raven just turned ECW on its head!

    Joey: I can't believe this! He has no shame!

     

    In a fit of rage, Vito jumps his opponent, CM Punk, from behind and the bell rings.

     

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    Vito lays into Punk, dominating the International All Action Champion.

    He continues to do so for several minutes as the two groups stay at ringside.

    However, as He rebounds off the ropes for a Shining Wizard, Goliath clubs him in the back.

    He stumbles into the GTS.

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: B-

     

    Joey: Damn it, The Nest steal it... along with the belt!

     

    As Vito's entourage make to exact some retribution, The Nest hastily disperse into the crowd to the fan's deafening jeers.

     

    Juventud Guerrera sits alone in the locker room backstage.

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    His face is in his hands as he remains motionless.

    There is a knock on the door.

     

    Voice: Juvi...

     

    Guerrera remains frozen.

     

    Francine enters the locker room.

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    Francine: I'm glad I found you. Are you okay?

     

    No answer.

     

    Francine: Juvi?

     

    Still no response.

     

    Francine: Juvi, look at me... please.

     

    Guerrera lets out a huge sigh and looks up.

     

    Guerrera: Are you happy now?

     

    Francine: Well, I'm glad I get to see your face at last.

     

    Guerrera frowns.

     

    Francine: I mean I wanted you to win at Heatwave but I am glad to finally see who you are underneath the mask.

     

    Guerrera: Oh yeah? What's the verdict, as grotesque as you imagined?

     

    Francine: What? No! In fact, seeing you fight so desperately at Heatwave made me realise how much I... I admire you; how much I might actually love you and... well... I was thinking, maybe, I was too hasty in shooting you down before.

     

    Guerrera looks away.

     

    Francine: It's just I didn't... I mean, I don't want to hurt you but I've realised I've been doing just that anyway. So, I was hoping maybe we could start again and, y'know, do things differently.

     

    Juvi turns back towards her and scowls.

     

    Guerrera: What's the matter, Francine, feel sorry for me now?

     

    Francine looks stunned.

     

    Francine: No, of course not.

     

    She takes him by the hand.

     

    Francine: I'd really like to give this a go. I'd really like to know you properly.

     

    She smiles; he doesn't.

    He pulls his hand away.

     

    Guerrera: It's not worth it anymore.

     

    Francine: What? Juvi, I know it seems bad, hun, but you can overcome this. You sitting here defeated like this... that's exactly what AJ wanted!

     

    Again, the luchadore scowls.

     

    Guerrera: No, this is exactly what you wanted!

     

    Francine: What?!

     

    Guerrera raises his voice.

     

    Guerrera: I told you my mask was my heritage!

     

    His voice become louder still...

     

    Guerrera: I told you it was my legacy! Yet you still pressured me into it!

     

    Francine: But I only did what I thoght was right?

     

    Guerrera: Right for who?

     

    Francine: For you.

     

    Guerrera: Oh really? Well, didn't that work out well. I'll bet it was just a game to you. You thought you'd have a laugh and rob Juvi of his identity.

     

    Francine: But... but that mask isn't your identity. You are as much a man without it. I know that; I just wish you could see it.

     

    Guerrera: How could you know something like that? You think you love me all of a sudden but it's f**king obvious that you don't know me at all!

     

    Guerrera storms out of the room.

    Francine follows him.

    She pursues him down the corridoor.

     

    Francine: Where are you going?

     

    Guerrera: As far away from you as I can get.

     

    Francine: But we can sort this out.

     

    Guerrera: For someone so streetwise, you're damn slow on the uptake. I'm not interested. I had better luck in Mexico!

     

    Francine: But, Juvi... I love you.

     

    Guerrera turns and grabs Francine by the hands.

     

    Guerrera: Franny...

     

    She gazes up at him.

     

    Francine: Yeah?

     

    Guerrera: You love yourself! You always have, you always will and you're not capable of anything else.

     

    He drops her hands and walks off down the corridoor.

    Francine falls in a heap against the wall, sobbing.

     

    Taz: Cold...

    Joey: He had better luck in Mexico? Does that mean what I think it means?

    Taz: I don't know about you, Joe, but I don't think we'll be seeing Juventud Guerrera for a while.

     

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    The match is pretty near a train-wreck as the two men have zero chemistry.

    It is, however, an even contest right from the opening bell.

     

    In the twelfth minute, Jerry Lynn runs out.

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    He enters the ring, hitting a Cradle Piledriver on Hero.

    Styles capitalises for the pin.

    Match Rating: C-

     

    After the match, Jerry Lynn assaults the rookie, repaying him for his blindside attack at Heatwave,

     

    Kurt Angle runs out to the ring, still in his neckbrace.

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    Taz: What the hell is Angle doing out here?

    Joey: He's supposed to have a broken neck!

     

    He approaches Lynn from behind...

    Olympic Slam!

    The dynamic one is left out cold as Hero and Angle head to the back.

     

    Taz: Something tells me Kurt's injury ain't as serious as he's making out.

    Joey: Whatever gave you that idea.

    Taz: Yeah, I wonder.

    Joey: Anyway, now, ladies and gentlemen, we had backstage for a new segment...

    Taz: ...Backstage With Becky.

     

    ECW's new backstage interviewer is with Owen Hart.

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    Becky: Hey everyone, I'm Becky Bayless and this is Backstage With Becky. Right now, I'm with Owen Hart fo r an interview regarding his recent rivalry with "The Lionheart" Chris Jericho. Hey, owen.

     

    Hart: Hey.

     

    Becky: So, last night, Chris Hero beat you in rather controversial fashion. What are your thoughts?

     

    Hart: What are my thoughts? My thoughts are that, true to form, he had to resort to being the little dirtbag that he is. In a fair set of circumstances, there is no way he could beat me.

     

    Becky: No way?

     

    Hart frowns.

     

    Hart: No way.

     

    Becky: Do you think it's of any significance that Chris Jericho opted to use The Sharpshooter to defeat you rather than his own Liontamer?

     

    Hart: Yes I do, Becky. Since that match was billed as a "Sharpshooter versus Walls Of Jericho" match, I think that it speaks volumes. Not only did Jericho have to cheat to win, he also effectively admitted that my family's signature submission hold is the superior move!

     

    Becky: An interesting point...

     

    Hart: It's more than interesting. You see, when I next get my hands on Chris Jericho, I'm not jut gonna make him tap, I'm gonna break his damn spine because I can take competition, I can take rivalry but, if there is one thing I will never tolerate, it is disrespect.

     

    Becky: So, do you have any last words for The Lionheart before we wrap this thing up?

     

    Hart: Yeah, this one ain't over yet, Jericho, so, if I were you, I'd be ready to meet me in the ring real soon.

     

    Becky: Cool. Back to you, Joey.

     

    Joey: Hart is fuming.

    Taz: No doubt, Joey. I'd b pissed too if Jericho pulled that stunt on me!

     

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    Both teams come out determined to prove their superiority.

    Indeed, it is a very even contest.

     

    However, in the eleventh minute, The Dudley Family emerge from the back.

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    Bubba and D-Von set upon The Hardcore Innovators as The Second Generation start to brawl with The Whole F**kin' Show.

    Meanwhile, Daizy and Traci engage in the mandatory catfight on the outside.

     

    Taz: Man, this is crazy!

     

    Considering that both teams are now otherwise engaged, Jim Molineaux calls for a no contest.

    Match Rating: B-

     

    After the bell, the mass brawl continues as all eight men and both women refuse to leave the ring.

     

    Vito Thomaselli is backstage for a shoot promo.

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    Vito: I should have expected something like this, Raven. There may be nothing I can do about the title right now but, rest assured, if you think you took a beating last night, you've just made my desire to cripple your ass a whole lot stronger!

     

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    After a few minutes of the Monsters taking the upper-hand, Burchill innevitably makes the comeback.

    In fighting for his ECW career, he shows just how tenacious he is.

    In the twelfth minute, he floors both Monsters witha Flying Clothesline.

     

    However, The International All Action Champion emerges from the crowd.

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    He slides into the ring and decks "The New franchise" from behind with the gold.

     

    Joey: No, not like this.

     

    Abyss makes the cover.

    1...2...

    Kickout!

     

    The fans go nuts as Vito sprints down to the ring.

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    He takes out Punk with a Spear through the ropes and the two men brawl on the outside.

    The Monsters pick up Burchill for the Double Chokeslam but Shane Douglas enters the ring with a chair and takes out both behemoths from behind.

    "The New Franchise" sets up Abyss for the C-4.

     

    Taz: No way. Surely he can't lift him.

     

    Now, Raven runs to the ring.

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    Burchill drops Abyss and goes to meet the champion but he is booted in the gut...

    ...and set up for the Raven Effect.

    But, no, he nails a body shot on the champ...

    ...C-4!

    He springs to his feet in one movement as Abyss approaches.

    Super Kick on the monster!

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: B+

     

    The show goes off air as Burchill goes to aid Vito in his brawl with POunk on the outside.

     

    Taz: So, Burchill is still in a contract.

    Joey: Yeah, but if Raven contiues to stack the deck like this, I think it's a matter of when not if.

    Taz: I guess he's just keeping him around to torment.

     

    Show Rating: B

  2. From ECW.com

     

    Confirmed for Blood, Sweat & Beers:

     

    Rhino vs. Masato Tanaka

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    After scoring what was surely an upset victory over Mark Calaway last night on pay-per-view, he rendered "The Soul Taker" completely incapicated following a Rhino Driver through a ringside table. Tonight, The Man Beast looks set to continue the wave of destruction.

     

     

     

    Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Nate Hatred

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    Yoshihiro Tajiri has requested a rematch with ECW's Most Extreme Athlete following his previous defeat a few weeks ago. After Hatred's victory over a hardcore legend like Sabu one wonders if the Japanese Buzzsaw needs his head examining.

     

     

     

    CM Punk vs. Vito Thomaselli

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    The new (and youngest ever) World Heavyweight Champion has requested this non-title match, most likely to teach Punk a lesson for his blindside assault last night at Heatwave. Vito is riding about as big a wave of momentum as a 24 year old can and it seems obvious who the favourite in this match is.

     

     

     

    Chris Hero vs. AJ Styles©

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    Following his pay-per-view victory over Jerry Lynn, "ECW's Saviour", Chris Hero, challenges for AJ Styles World Television Championship. Both men look in top form, the former having gained an upset victory and the latter seemingly driving his greatest foe out of ECW.

     

     

     

    The Hardcore Innovators vs. The Whole F**kin' Show

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    For the first time ever in ECW, tag team champions meet tag team champions as the (newly rechristened) ECW Hardcore Tag Team Champions face the ECW World Tag Team Champions. Although no titles are on the line tonight, this is sure to have a big impact on the legitimacy of both championships!

     

     

     

    Paul Burchill vs. Raven

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    As ECW Commissioner, Raven previously enforced the stipulation that Paul Burchill could never challenge him for the World Title. Now, despite still being in possession of the belt, he is not the champion. Not only does this open up an opportunity for "The New Franchise" to challenge for the title, it also means that he can finally get his hands on Raven for the first time since Hardcore Heaven.

     

     

     

    Plus...

    Paul E holds an in-ring ceremony in which Raven will be "forced to relinquish the World Heavyweight Title belt to the new champion [Vito Thomaselli]".

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    ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain!

    Now on FX

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  3. Friday, week 4, August

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    Joey: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ECW's pay-per-view spectacular for August 2007. From out of the soaring temperatures of the New York summer comes ECW Heatwave! I'm Joeys Styles alongside former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz, and the man making his ECW pay-per-view debut, Scott Hudson. Welcome, Scott.

    Hudson: Thanks, Joey. I'm really looking forward to the opportunity!

    Taz: Yeah, well I'll second the welcoming committee, Scott, man. And, Joey, thanks for the intro. Man, am I pumped for this one.?

    Hudson: Me too, Taz. the card tonight is truly spectacular.

    Taz: Haha, yeah, and speaking of spectacular, Joey, it looks like it's time for your favourite part of the show!

    Styles: Is that Balls Mahoney with him?

    Hudson: Oh, this can't be good news...

     

    Sure enough, Joel Gertner and Balls Mahoney are in the ring.

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    Gertner: Well, well, well... allow me to introduce a personal friend of mine. This guy is a truly average performer and I like his whole gimmick, right down to his ring name which, unfortunately, I can't remember right now since he's just some undercard retard.

     

    Balls frowns at Gertner.

     

    Gertner: No, no... seriously. Balls is out here because he wanted to help me do this segment. Ain't that right Mahoney?

     

    Balls: BALLS! Err... I mean.. yeah.

     

    Gertner: You'll have to excuse him, he's a little excited... and who wouldn't be when presented with such an opportunity? Anyway...

     

    Gertner clears his throat.

     

    Gertner: It is I, the man who always leaves them sore but they keep coming back for more; the man who's young, hung and skilled with his tongue, Joel "The one they wanna pork when I'm in Buffalo, New York and, when I'm in Niagara Falls, the fountains flow when they lick my...

     

    Balls: ...BALLS!"

     

    Gertner: Gertner!

     

    The fans applaud Mahoney's interjection.

     

    Gertner: Now, ECW's come a long way since working outta bingo halls,

    We're catching up with Vince who, by the way, can suck my...

     

    Balls: ...BALLS!

     

    Gertner: Now, I figure for tonight I'll get some girls to bare their all

    It seems like a just reward for me pouring out my...

     

    The fans shout out along with Mahoney.

     

    Balls: ...BALLS!

     

    Gertner frowns at his sidekick.

     

    Gertner: ...heart.

     

    Joey: My god, what am I supposed to say, exactly?

    Hudson: At least you don't get him every Monday!

     

    Gertner points to some ladies in the front row.

     

    Gertner: So, ladies, if you'd remove your pants, that would be a cunning stunt

    'Cos underneath those clothes I bet you have some stunning...

     

    Balls: ...BALLS!

     

    Gertner: Dude!

     

    Balls: What?!

     

    Mercifully, Gertner and Mahoney are ushered from the ring by Bob Artese.

     

    http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoStevie.jpg

    The two faction leaders combine for a pretty useful opening bout.

    Stevie seems to control the match quite comfortably.

    That is, until Sasuke ducks out to ringside and rolls under the ring.

    After leaving, Stevie waiting for a minute, he rolls back out.

    Now, Sasuke goes on the attack.

     

    Taz: Well, Sasuke Cool seems to have found his fire.

    Hudson: You actually call him that.

     

    However, after a short while, Stevie hits a perfect Stevie Kick that sends the sWo leader flying through the ropes.

    Once more, Sasuke rolls under the ring...

    ...and rolls back out.

     

    Joey: Does anyone else smell shenanigans?

     

    Again, Sasuke comes out with a fresh tenacity, laying a beating on Stevie.

    However, once more, Stevie gets the upper-hand, again delivering a Stevie Kick.

    Sasuke flies over the top rope...

    ...and rolls under the ring.

     

    Hudson: What the hell?

     

    This time, two Sasuke's emerge from either under side of the ring.

    They both enter the ring and one takes out Stevie from behind.

    The two masked men notice each other.

    One pushes the other and slaps him round the head.

    The slapped Sasuke raises his hand in apology and darts back under the ring.

     

    Joey: Well, I think we've figured out the tactic.

     

    Stevie rises unaware.

     

    However, his clued-in troops emerge from the back.

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    The bWo enter the ring and lay the beatdown on Sasuke. Well, one of them.

    Suddenly, five extra Sasuke's emerge from under the ring and it's not long before the numbers advantage results in a 6-on-4 assault.

    One of the masked masses seizes the opportunity amongst the chaos to hit the Michinoku Driver on Big Stevie Cool.

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: B

     

    Five of the Sasuke's unmask to unsurprisingly reveal the sWo.

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    The cult, who seem all to pleased with themselves, make a hasty retreat to the locker room as the bWo look on unimpressed.

     

    The Dudley Family is backstage for a shoot promo.

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    Daizy: Tonight, my family are gonna prove why The Dudleyz are the most prestigious dynasty in the history of professional wrestling!

     

    D-Von: Oh, my sister, Testify! Innovators, it doesn't matter how tough you two think you are because Dudleyz are always tougher. Big Daddy Dudley had a little test for us which I'm sure our brother, Big Dick, continued with our present nephews and niece.

     

    The Second Generation nod along in agreement.

     

    D-Von: You see, Big Daddy used to take us on our fifth birthday and place us atop Mount Dudleyville. Hey, Banzai, tell 'em what happened next...

     

    Ultimo Dudley II chips in.

     

    Banzai: I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I rearry think so!

     

    After suffering the glares of his family members he whispers into Daizy's ear.

     

    Daizy: He says he no speak Ingrish.

     

    Dick Jr: I can speak Ingrish!

     

    Daizy: That's great, honey... maybe later.

     

    D-Von: What happened next, Innovators, is that Big Daddy gave us a table for a birthday present and then lured a Grizzly Bear towards us with some bait. He left us overnight and, if by morning we hadn't put that bear through that table, he'd have drowned us in Lake Dudley.

     

    Daizy: On last score check, it was "Dudleyz: Two-thousand-five-hundred-and-seventeen Bears: Zero"!

     

    Dick Jr: What about Dead Dudley?

     

    Daizy: "Dudleyz Two-thousand-five-hundred-and-seventeen Bears: One"!

     

    Bubba: Let this be a lesson... Thou shalt not mess with the D...D..D.D...D.D..D...D..DD..DDD.D...D...

     

    Big Dick joins in.

     

    Bubba: D..DD.D...D..D...DD..D...

     

    Daizy slaps them both round the head.

     

    Bubba: ...us!

     

    The camera cuts back to ringside.

     

    Joey: Oh great, we've probably already got the networks on our backs about Gertner's intro and, now, they'll be some animal rights agency criticising us for employing bear beaters!

    Hudson: ECW would like to point out that we, in no way, endorse putting bears through tables... Grizzly or otherwise.

    Joey: I think I need a drink.

    Taz: Hang on, hang on... does that mean that there are two-thousand-five-hundred-and-seventeen different descendents of Big Daddy Dudley?

    Hudson: If there are, they're sure to show up at some point.

    Joey: Oh, god. Make it a stiff drink!

     

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    Whilst by no means stealing the show, the two mens' performances certainly indicate that the prior comedic undertones are finished.

    The first few minutes are contested at a blistering pace before the match slows into a more technically-based encounter.

    In the twelfth minute, Hero hooks up Lynn for the Hero's Welcome.

    However, The Dynamic One reverse it into a Northern Lights Suplex with abridge.

    1...2...

    Kickout.

    The two men rise and Lynn goes straight for the Huricanrana.

    But it is reversed into a Snapped Powerbomb.

    Hero holds Lynn's legs up.

    1...2...

    Lynn inverts the pressure, rolling Hero onto his back.

    1...2...

    Hero returns the favour.

    1...2...

    Both men roll backwards out of the predicament onto their feet.

    Lynn sweeps out Hero's legs with his arm.

    1...2...

    Kickout!

     

    The fans applaud the return to a fast pace.

     

    Hudson: Wow, what an effort.

    Joey: There's no doubt in my mind that the ECW cruiserweights are the best in the world!

     

    As both men rise, Hero attempts the Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors.

    However, as he turns upside down, Lynn catches him mid-turn.

    Cradle Piledriver!

     

    Just as Lynn is about to make the cover, Kurt Angle appears at the entrance-way with his crutches and neckbrace.

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    Lynn walks over to the ropes, clearly irritated by Angle's presence.

    Meanwhile, a groggy Hero comes to.

    The ECW Saviour rolls up his opponent in a small package.

    1...

    ...and gets his feet on the middle rope...

    ...2...3!

    Match Rating: C+

     

    Joey: Hero steals it!

    Taz: Prsence of mind, Joey. You don't have to like but you have to respect it.

    Hudson: Sorry, I don't think I'll ever respect Chris Hero.

     

    Kurt Angle reveals that he has brought a microphone out with him.

     

    Angle: Oh, my bad, Jerry. I was just coming out to congratulate you on a great performance. Looks like I was a bit premature, though. Maybe your not as good as I thought.

     

    As Lynn rises, screaming profanities up the aisle-way, he is jumped from behind by Hero.

    The brash youth lays a few boots into the veteran before heading to the back.

     

    Owen Hart is backstage for a shoot promo.

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    Hart: I've gotta hand it to you, Jericho, you've got some balls challenging me to a Submission Match! The Sharpshooter is the most feared submission in wrestling for a reason; my family and I have been forcing people to submit with it for years and tonight will be no different. The Walls Of Jericho, The Liontamer or whatever you want to call it... it may work for you but, let's face it, you've been propping up the midcard for going on six years now while I've been headlining Wrestlepalooza, Summerslam and even 'Mania. Take it from me, kiddo, you had it once but the form you had ten years ago is gone; you're not a cultured enough wrestler to ever have the career longevity of someone like me. So, tonight, don't take your defeat as an insult but as a sound piece of advice to find a more fitting career or, at least, an opponent more in your league.

     

    Tables, Ladders, Chairs & Canes Match

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    "ECW's Most Extreme Atlete" is, of course, accompanied to the ring by The Sinister Minister.

    He also carries his barbed-wire laced pentagram to the ring.

     

    Joey: We've been waiting to see this one for over rwo months now.

    Taz: Damn right, Joey. These are two of the craziest bastards in the sport today and, if you ask me, there's gonna be more than a little violent conduct in this one!

     

    It's Sabu who kicks off the match looking more impressive.

    Despite his veteran status, he explodes into Hatred's face, unleashing a flurry of jabs, chops and forearms.

    He floors the rookie with an Enziguiri and immediatley hits the Slingshot Moonsault.

    1...2...

    Kickout.

    He ducks out to ringside to pick up a chair.

    He slides back in and throws the steel straight into the face of a rsing Nate Hatred.

    Arabian Facebuster!

    1...2...

    Kickout!

     

    Hudson: It looks like Sabu is trying to end this one early.

     

    The Human Highlight reel picks up his opponent and whips him to the corner.

    He sets up the chair a few feet in front of Hatred.

    Air Sabu...

    No! Hatred catches him and drops him in a Sidewalk Slam.

     

    Taz: Well, that one was scouted!

     

    The Sinister Minister hands a Singapore cane to ECW's self-proclaimed Most Extreme Athlete.

    Hatred uses it to punish a floored Sabu.

    Indeed, as The Human Highlight Reel eventually rises, the wood is snapped over his forehead...

    ...he goes straight back down.

    Hatred pulls him to standing for a Stump Piledriver.

    The rookie makes an arrogant cover, merely stepping on his opponent's chest.

    1...2...

    Kickout.

     

    Joey: Hatred should keep his head in this one. It's not gonna be easy against Sabu!

     

    Hatred drags Sabu into a sitting position in the corner.

    He scrapes his boot across his face before backing off for the charging attack.

    However, as he charges, Sabu is able to grab his foot and take him down in a rugby-tackle-like maneuver.

    He keeps hold of the foot and locks in a Single Leg Crab, causing Hatred to scream out in pain.

     

    Joey: An unusual tactic from Sabu, here. We're not exactly used to his technical arsenal.

     

    However, the hold is short-lived as James Mitchell enters the ring and approaches Sabu from behind.

    He nails him squarely in the cranium with his walking cane.

    Mitchell helps up Hatred who ducks out to ringside, returning eith a table.

    The two men set up the table in the corner.

    Hatred then goes to pick up Sabu but receives a thumb to the eye for his efforts...

    ...which is quickly followed by a Bionic Elbow and a DDT.

    Sabu then stalks Mitchell.

     

    Taz: Oh, man have I been waiting for this?

     

    Mitchell pleads as if his life depends upon it, which, in all fairness, it might.

    Sabu ignores him, though, hitting him with a forearm and backing him against the table in the corner.

    He then picks up the chair and goes to set it up.

     

    Hudson: Air Sabu is ready for take-off.

     

    However, as he dos so, Hatred cuts him off with aclubbing blow.

    The rookie is caught with the steel to the stomach, though.

    Sabu grabs his foe by the hair and launches him, shoulder first, into the corner.

    Hatred's momentum means he Shoulder Blocks The Sinister Minister through the table.

    Hatred staggers back out of the corner and is, once again, caught by a flying chair.

     

    Taz: Oh, man, Sabu's on fire.

     

    The match continues in a similarly even vein.

    In the twelfth minute, Sabu sets up a table on the outside.

    He subdues Hatred, placing him on top of the table.

    He leans a small ladder on the apron against the ropes and then takes a larger ladder, sliding into the ring to set it up.

    He ascends the twleve foot ladder.

     

    Taz: What the hell is he going for here?

    Hudson: I don't know but it looks insane!

     

    Sabu flies from his elevated position towards Hatred.

    He collides with the ladder leant against the outside of the ropes on his why, clutching it against his chest.

    As a result, he flies over the ropes, taking the small ladder with him.

    Hatred is driven through the table beneath the weight of The Human Highlight Reel and the cold steel of the ladder.

     

    Joey: OH MY GOD!

     

    "Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!"

     

    As the fans go nuts, Sabu slowly comes to.

    He rolls Hatred into the ring and sets up a chair.

    He runs, striding over Hatred for the Triple Jump Moonsault.

    However, as he reaches the top rope, Mitchell catches his foot.

    Sabu collapses backwards, catching his head on the back of the chair.

    Both competitors rise simultaneously.

    Sabu whips Hatred to the ropes and awaits the rebound...

    DECAPITATOR LARIAT!

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: B+

     

    Hudson: Sabu had it won and The Sinister Minister cost him the match!

    Taz: Something tells me this is far from settled, Hudson.

     

    After the match Sabu is visciously beaten on by both Hatred and his manager.

    The assault finishes with Mitchell holding Sabu still for a stiff chair shot that busts the legend open.

     

    Juventud Guerrera is backstage for a shoot promo.

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    Juvi: There is something that everyone should be aware of. For me, tonight is do or die and, just like I said last week, if I don't win tonight, that'll be the last you all see of me. You see, I've lost countless times against Styles and, in so doing, I've lost my pride; I've lost the heart of the woman I love or, rather, I never had it and, as a result, I've lost any chance at true happines. I figure I've got nothing left to lose... except my career and, for me, my mask is my career. So, tonight, I'll either walk out of here as the World Television Champion or I'll walk out of here... for good!

     

    Hudson: My god, is he serious?

    Taz: He must be.

    Joey: Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't for rooting for Juvi but, regardless of who your pick is, you have to think that would be an awful waste of a great talent.

    Hudson: Absolutely! I hope it doesn't come to that.

     

    Submission Match

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    The two men put on a laudible technical performance, clearly used to calm the crowd down and slow the frenetic pace of events.

    Much emphasis is based upon old-school counter wrestling.

    It is in the sixteenth minute that Hart first applies The Sharpshooter.

     

    Joey: This could well be it.

     

    Jericho writhes in pain, desperatley reaching for the bottom rope.

    He crawls, inching closer.

    ...and closer.

    He reaches out in a final effort...

    ...but Owen drags him back to the centre of the ring, still applying the hold.

     

    Hudson: He can't escape!

     

    Jericho, again begins the slow crawl.

    However, once more, Hart drags him back.

    But the pressure on Hart's own things and back tells and the veteran releases the hold.

    He lifts Jericho to his feet and hits a Spinebuster.

    He goes to apply the Sharpshooter.

    However, Jericho kicks him away and, as Hart stumble sto the canvas, The Lionheart hobbles to his feet.

    Both men reach standing but Hart is floored with a lowblow.

     

    Hudson: Oh, come on!

     

    Jericho grabs Hart's legs...

    ...and applies The Sharpshooter.

     

    Taz: What the hell?

     

    Owen now screams out in agony but begins crawling as Jericho did before him.

    He slowly approaches the bottom rope.

    He reaches out...

    ...and grabs it!

    Jim Molineaux calls for the hold to be broken.

    However, Jericho ignores him and drags Hart back to the centre of the ring.

    As Molineaux forcefully tries to break them up, Hart taps.

    Jericho screams for the referee to call the match...

    ...and, amazingly, he does so.

    Jericho wins via submission.

    Match Rating: B

     

    Taz: Jericho wins using Hart's own hold!

    Joey: In particularly controversial fashion, I might add.

     

    Vito Thomaselli is backstage.

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    Vito: Raven, I must admit, you taught me a lot. There was even a time when I looked up to you, almost like a son to a father but that just made your betrayal worse! You humiliated me, you punished my brothers unjustly and you hospitalised my baby sister, Kelli. Nothing means more to me than my family except for, perhaps, one thing... gaining vengeance in there name. So, tonight, a night that will forever be remembered for the retribution I will bestow upon you, I will take your precious title; I will take your pride, your legacy and I will take pride in doing so!

     

    Mask versus Title

    Stairway To Hell Match

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    http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuviGuerreraMask.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStylesTV.jpg

    The two crusierweights both look ready to impress; they do not disappoint.

    The pace of the evening, once again, picks up as the competitors explode into action.

    AJ Styles whips Juventud Guerrera to the ropes.

    Guerrera rebounds and Styles leapfrogs him.

    He rebounds again; Styles drops to his chest to allow a stepover.

    A third rebound...

    ...and the champion hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker.

    Both men rise; Juvi hits a sweep kick...

    ...and follows up with a Sommersault Legdrop.

    No... Styles darts back to standing; Juvi follows suit.

    The champion hits an armdrag.

    Again, both men rise and sprint at one another.

    The challenger now hits the armdrag.

    Once again, the two men charge for the attack.

    Styles throws Guerrera onto his shoulders for a Powerbomb...

    ...but it's reversed into a Huricanrana.

    He hooks the leg, only for the obsolete fall to be broken up by the ref.

    The two men back off and pace around the ring.

     

    The crowd applauds the efforts of the competitors.

     

    Taz: Wow.

     

    Guerrera now whips Styles to the ropes.

    As the champion rebounds, Juvi bends to deliver the Back Body Drop.

    Styles scouts it and leapfrogs.

    This, in turn, is scouted as Guerrera reaches in between Styles' legs with the one arm and cradles around his back with the other...

    Juvi Driver!

     

    The fans pop at the delivery of the move.

     

    Guerrera slides out to ringside to collect a ladder and positions it in the centre of the ring.

    He begins to climb.

    He just reaches the top ad Styles cuts him off with a blow to the chest from the otherside of the ladder.

    Rather than pushing Guerrera off, he tries to remove his mask.

    Juvi resists hitting a jab to Styles' face.

     

    Joey: ...and Juventud Guerrera has just realised that the closer he gets to the title, the less far AJ has to move the mask.

    Hudson: A very good point, Joey. With great reward comes great risk I guess.

    Taz: Or vice verca.

     

    The fist fight continues atop the ladder.

    Guerrera lands a haymaker on Styles and hooks his arm for a Vertical Suplex.

     

    Taz: No way!

     

    However, AJ leans sideways, turning in the process, and, instead of suffering a Suplex, he drops Juvi fifteen feet to the canvas in a modified Rolling Cutter.

     

    Hudson: Oh, the impact!

    Taz: That's it, I think Juvi's dead!

     

    The match conitnues at a simlilarly blistering pace.

    In the seventeenth minute, both men ascend the ladder from opposite sides.

     

    Christopher Daniels runs out from the back. He is closely followed by Ultimo Dragon.

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    Joey: I guess it was always just a matter of time before one or other showed up.

     

    As champion and challenger continue to climb, Daniels and Ultimo Dragon both climb adjacent turnbuckles.

    They both fly towards the ladder and their respective adversary.

    In a great display of balance both men adopt a perfect standing position on the ladder as Guerrera and Styles are barged off.

     

    Taz: What the hell? Are they gonna go for the belt now?

     

    However, both champion and challenger land on their feet and their momentum causes them to simultaneously rebound of the same set of ropes.

    As Dragon and Daniels brawl on the ladder, Guerrera and Styles both Dropkick it from the bottom.

    Daniels and Dragon are sent plummeting down with the ladder and both men end up "crotched" on the top rope.

     

    Hudson: That's got to hurt!

     

    AJ and Juvi pick up opposite ends of the ladder and sprint forwards, driving both Dragon and Daniels of the rope to the concrete below.

    As the fans applaud the sequence, champion and challenger realise that they have, in effect, been teaming up and a tug-of-war over the ladder ensues.

    Eventually, Juvi outsmarts Styles by using his own momentum to drive him backwards into the corner with the ladder.

    As champion is penned in with the steel, challenger sprints up the now diagonal rungs and Enziguiris the champ.

    This, of course, makes for a less than comfortable landing for Guerrera on the rungs of the ladder.

     

    Joey: these two are gonna kill each other!

     

    After rubbing his back, Guerrera sets up the ladder under the two hooks above the ring.

    He starts to climb.

     

    Francine runs to the ring.

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    As Guerrera slowly ascends and Styles approaches the ladder, Francine cuts off the champion.

     

    Taz: She's restraining Styles!

     

    AJ unceremoniously throws her out of the way to the displeasure of the crowd.

    ...and the champion climbs the ladder too.

    As Juvi finally gets a hand on the belt, he is clubbed in the chest by Styles.

    Once again, a brawl begins above the ladder.

    Juvi hits a Bionic Elbow on the champion and reaches up for the belt.

    Styles, again, cuts him off with a body shot.

    The champion then headbutts the challenger and pulls his head towards the vacant hook.

    Seizing the opportunity, he attaches the bottom opening of a momentarily stunned Guerrera's mask to the hook.

    He then begins to loosen the lace fastening on the back.

    but Guerrera fights back, hitting several stiff shots.

     

    Taz: This is insane!

     

    Francine comes to below and screams for Guerrera to grab hold of the hook with his hands.

    He duly does so as Francine pushes the ladder over.

     

    Joey: Juvi's got hold of the hook.

    Hudson: ...and AJ's gonna taste canvas.

     

    But, no, AJ manages to garb the hook with one arm at the last minute.

    Bot men hang from the hook, Guerrera's mask still attached at the front.

    Juvi kicks Styles with his free legs.

    AJ follows suit.

    A frantic struggle engages.

    Guerrera lets go of the hook with one arm and drives his fist into AJ's hand that holds the hook.

    AJ falls...

    ...but grabs hold of Guerrera's legs.

     

    Taz: Where the hell does it go from here?

     

    As Juvi desperately tries to shake off Styles, he uses his now free hand to reach over to the other hook from which the title hangs.

    The challenger gets a grip on the belt.

     

    Joey: Guerrera's mask is still caught on the hook. If he falls, this could...

    Hudson: ...go either way.

    taz: No kidding!

     

    Styles pulls down in one final tug and Guerrera falls to the canvas in Powerbomb-like manouevre.

    Both men collapse in a heap as the every single person glances up towards the hooks...

     

     

    A sharp inhalation of breath can be heard from what must be nearly the entire crowd.

     

     

    Guerrera's mask hangs from one hook.

    The Television Title belt hangs from the other.

    Match Rating: B+

     

    Taz: He didn't get the belt!

    Hudson: AJ Styles is still the champion!

    Joey: And Guerrera's lost his mask!

    Hudson: But deos that mean?

    Taz: I dunno, man.

     

    Francine rushes over to help Guerrera up.

    However, as he stands, he pushes Francine away.

    She won't allow him to, desperate to see if he is okay.

    He shies away and, hiding his face in his hands, he makes his way up the aisle-way to the back, leaving Francine looking concerned.

     

    Raven is sitting in a dark corner of the arena.

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    Raven: Man, as long as he lives, is immortal. One minute before his death he shall be immortal but, just one minute later, god wins. What about me? What about Raven? Vito Thomaselli, I am your god. I created you and, just as fate is so often poetic, the responsibilty falls unto me to destroy you. The fact that you aim to avenge your parasitic siblings will just make it that much more enjoyable. Although it is clear you grieve for their pain and their losses which I have bestowed, grief is like the ocean. It comes on waves, ebbing and flowing. At times the water is calm; at others it is overwhelming. All one can do is learn to swim. The only problem is, Vito, that I shall be the current to pull you down and drown you in the dark coldness of your own inadequacy.

     

    So it is written; so it shall come to pass.

     

    Quote The Raven

    Nevermore

     

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    The Dudleyville Hardcore Champions are, of cousre, accompanied by The Second Generation of Dudleyz.

    Although it is clear that these two teams are capable of putting on a great match, it is equally apparent that, on this occassion, they are holding something back in order to work the crowd.

    In the eleventh minute, Cactus Jack lays into the Second Generation on the outside with his Singapore cane.

    However, this leaves Dreamer open for the 3D.

    Bubba sets a table in the middle of the ring as D-Von lifts Dreamer up in the Flapjack.

    However, as Bubba rebounds of the ropes, Cactus Jack slides in and cuts him off with the Double Arm DDT.

    Dreamer, too, fights back, raking D-Von's eye as he is lifted.

    Both Innovators approach D-Von and drag him onto the table.

     

    Taz: I'm amazed it can hold their weight!

     

    Double DDT through the table!

    Cactus covers.

    1...2...3!

    Match rating: C+

     

    Hudson: We have new champions! We have new champions!

    Joey: I guess the Dudleyville Hardcore Championship has become the ECW Hardcore Championship.

     

    As The Hardcore Innovators celebrate, The Whole F**kin' Show run out.

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    Michaels hits the Superkick on Cactus Jack as RVD delivers an Enziguiri to Dreamer.

    Both men head up top.

    Michaels hits the Flying Elbow Drop on Cactus and RVD hits the Five Star Frog Splash on Dreamer.

    Traci takes a microphone.

     

    Traci: We just wanted to congratulate you on your title victory, boys. Seriously... good for you. Just don't forget one little thing: there's only room for one World Tag Team Champions.

     

    Michaels interjects.

     

    Michaels: Everyone's favourite team...

     

    RVD: ...and mine.

     

    The fans chant along.

     

    Traci: The Whole...

     

    RVD: ...F**kin'...

     

    Michaels: ...Show!

     

    Michaels performs his flexing pose as RVD stands behind him, pointing his thumbs.

    Traci stands behind RVD with her arms around his waist.

     

    A video is shown on the big screen.

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    Joey: "The natural order will be restored"? What the hell does that mean?

    Hudson: I dunno... but we did see that exact same video a few monts ago.

    Taz: Yeah, but I just put it down to being to do with Taker's debut,

    Joey: Well, it's clearly not that.

     

    Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring.

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    Heyman: As you all know, we are about to witness the first ever "Buck Stops Here" match. I just wanted to announce that I have decided to make this match for the Number One Contendership to the World Heavyweight Title.

     

    Heyman leaves as quickly as he came as the fans go nuts.

     

    For The Number One Contendership,

    Buck Stops Here Match

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    "The Soul Taker" comes to the ring with his steel biker's chain which he leaves at ringside.

     

    Taz: Oh, man, have I been waiting for this one?

    Hudson: Likewise, Taz. This should be fantastic!

     

    The two powerhouses stride around the outside of the ring, staring each other down.

     

    Chants of "F**k him up, Taker; f**k him up!" begin.

     

    The Man Beast is the first to make the move, darting forward at his opponent.

    GORE... no, Calaway sidesteps and sends him hurtling shoulder first into the steel ring post.

     

    Joey: Rhino throwing caution to the wind.

    Taz: ...and getting burned for it.

     

    As Rhino turns, clenching his shoulder, he is met with a Big Boot that sends him to the canvas.

    Taker immediately applies a Choke Hold.

    However, Rhino is able to escape by thumbing his opponent in the eye.

    Both men rise to standing and Rhino hits Calaway with a back elbow.

    Taker returns with a straight left arm.

    ...and another.

    ...and another.

    Rhino begins to reel as Calaway lands the boking combo.

    He hits a final left and swings with the killer hook.

    Rhino ducks underneath, though, and as Taker turns back to face him, he nails him with a boot to the gut.

    ...and follows up with a DDT.

     

    Taz: And the giant is down!

     

    Rhino immediately sets on Calaway, delivering several mounted punches.

    However, Calaway rolls him over onto his back and returns the series of strikes.

    "The Soul Taker" then stands and pulls Rhino up to standing by his throat.

     

    Hudson: Look at the strength.

     

    He lifts up Rhino for the Tombstone Piledriver but The Man Beast slips out the back and lands a forearm to Calaway's kidneys.

    Pump Handle Slam!

     

    Joey: ...and speaking of strength, can you imagine the power required by Rhino to lift a 300 pounder?

     

    The Man Beast goes for another series of mounted strikes.

    Taker powers out, though, launching Rhino halfway across the ring.

    As the two men meet again in the centre of the ring, a wild brawl ensues.

     

    Hudson: This is turning into a real slugfest, ladies and gentlemen.

    Taz: Yeah, and brawling is the straight-up speciality of both these guys!

     

    In the sixteenth minute, Rhino, who appears to be on the losing side of the momentum, ducks out to ringside to grab a steel chair.

    However, as he re-enters, Taker simply Big Boots the steel into his face.

    Calaway now leaves in order to retrieve his biker chain.

    "The Soul Taker" enters with the chain wrapped around his fist.

    He swings a haymaker at Rhino, who has just made it to his feet...

    ...but the Man Beast ducks under the punch.

    As Calaway turns back to face his opponent, he is booted in the gut causing himto drop the chain.

    The Man Beast then throws Taker over the top rope to the concrete.

     

    Hudson: These two aren't taking any prisoners.

     

    As Calaway returns to his feet, Rhino drapes the chain over the top rope from inside the ring.

    He hooks the weapon around his opponent's neck and pulls upwards, effectively hanging Calaway with the chain from the top rope.

     

    Taz: Jesus!

    Hudson: That's sick!

     

    After a few moments of grossly choking his nemesis, he finally releases the pressure.

    Calaway collapses in a heap on the outside.

     

    Joey: Taker's out!

     

    However, "The Soul Taker" shows his resillience, returning to his feet and sliding into the ring after roughly a minute.

    As he does so, he is caught by a punc from Rhino, aided by the steel chain.

    Rhino covers.

     

    Hudson: My god, he kicked out!

     

    Rhino backs away and waits for his opponet to stand.

    When he does he hits the Rhino Driver!

     

    Taz: That's it; Taker's out!

     

    Rhino gets the staple gun and dollar bill from ringside and re-enters.

    However, as he makes to staple the note onto Taker's torso, The Deadman reaches up and grabs Rhino by the throat.

    Calaway sits up suddenly without releasing the grip and returns to his feet.

    CHOKESLAM!

     

    Hudson: Perhaps you spoke too soon, Taz.

     

    Calaway collapses in ahpea beside is grounded opponent, exhausted.

    After a short while, both men rise.

    Taker lands a left hand.

    Rhino follows suit.

    Another fist fight ensues...

    ...and "The Soul taker" whips The Man Beast to the ropes.

    Rhino rebounds straight into a Big Boot...

    But, no, he ducks it and rebounds again.

    GORE!

     

    Joey: GORE! GORE! GORE!

    Hudson: Calaway was nearly driven out of his boots.

     

    Rhino once more picks up the staple gun and, this time, succesfully staples the dollar bill to the forehead of "The Soul Taker".

    Match Rating: A

     

    Joey: We have a new Number One Contender.

    Taz: Yeah, and what a match.

     

    However, Rhino isn't done.

    He exits the ring and sets up a table parallel to the apron.

    He then re-enters and drags Taker through the ropes to the apron.

     

    Hudson: No!

    Joey: Not after such a great match...

     

    Rhino Driver through the table to the concrete!

     

    Taz: He's dead! He's dead!

     

    As Rhino storms his way to the back, EMTs rush to the aid of Calaway.

    ECW's newest signing is fitted for a neck brace and stretchered out of the arena.

     

    Taz: Man, I may not agree with his actions, but that's one hell of a feather in Rhino's cap! He completely incapacitated Mark Calaway!

     

    Barbed Wire Catch Match

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    As the cage lowers, former mentor and protege stare each other down with pure hatred and disdain.

    As soon as the metal reaches the ring apron, Vito dashes forward, catching Raven with the Shining Wizard.

    1...2...

    Kickout!

     

    Taz: Oh, man, Vito is fired up for this one!

     

    As the two men rise from the canvas, Raven lands a lowblow.

     

    Joey: ...and, straight away, Raven reveals what is his tactics are for this one!

     

    A floored Vito is immediately assaulted with a series of grounded strikes.

    Raven now covers.

    1... Kickout!

     

    Hudson: Raven doesn't even manage the one count!

     

    The champion backs away, clearly realising what a challenge he is in for.

    Vito, again, charges but, this time, is forced into the corner.

    Raven seizes the opportunity to hit several Shoulder Barges which force the challenger down to a seated position.

    The champion then lays the boots in.

     

    Joey: But the champion is clearly not gonna let this go without a fight!

     

    Raven drags Vito out of the corner and hooks his head under his arm for the Raven Effect...

    ...but is is reversed, in lighting time, into a Northern Lights Suplex with a bbridge.

    1...2...

    Kickout!

     

    Joey: Again, Vito was damn close!

     

    The match continues in a similar vein for several minutes.

    That is until the young contender starts to get the best of his former mentor.

     

    Monsters Inc head down to the ring.

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    Goliath soon reveals that he has a key to the cage door which he, of course, uses to gain access to the ring.

    As the monsters enter, Vito backs away, clearly realising that his work is cut out.

    Abyss charges at him with a clothesline.

    The youngster ducks underneath and, in the same movement, slides through Goliath's legs.

    He hits Goliath with a lowblow from behind and, as Abyss turns to apprehend him, he catches the masked monster with a Super Kick.

    However, Raven capitalises on the distraction by booting the challenger in the stomach.

    Raven Effect!

    1...2...

    Kickout!

     

    Hudson: My god, he kicked out of the Evenflow DDT!

    Joey: Vito is not giving up on his dream easily, Scott!

     

    Raven is shocked but composes himself, exiting the ring through the now-open cage door and picking up a chair from ringside.

    He re-enters and sets it up in the middle of the ring.

    He picks up Vito and whips him to the ropes.

    Upon the rebound, Raven Drop Toe Holds him into the steel.

     

    Taz: Vintage Raven.

     

    The champion continues to capitalise on his advantage as his monsters come to.

    A 3-on-1 assaul ensues.

    However, as Monsters Inc grab Vito by the throat for the Double Chokeslam, the young Italian boots them in the mid-section one after the other.

    Double DDT!

     

    Taz: He just took out both monsters!

     

    The champion charges at the challenger but only experiences a Back Body Drop for his efforts.

    Vito seizes the opportunity to lay into Raven's cohorts with the steel chair and unceremoniously eject them from the ring.

    However, as he turns back into the ring, Raven catches him with a thumb to the eye.

    The champion goes back on the attack.

    After wearing down his opponent, Raven climbs up the cage wall, pulling down a section of barbed wire.

    He proceeds to rub Vito's face in the jagged metal, opening up a nasty looking cut.

    He then launches Vito into the steel wall.

     

    Hudson: Thomaselli is in real trouble, now.

     

    Raven, once again, picks up the challenger for the Raven Effect.

    However, Vito fights his way out of it and a back-and-forth fist fight ensues.

     

    Kelli Thomaselli emerges from the crowd.

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    Taz: It's Kelli Thomaselli... but I thought she was in the hospital.

     

    Kelli cleverly takes the key from Goliath's body and enters the ring.

    She approaches Raven from behind as the fans go nuts....

    ...and lowblows him by means of retribution for his prior actions.

    Her brother needs no second invitation...

    VITO DRIVER!

     

    Hudson: My god, this is it!

    Joey: You can do it kid!

     

    As Kelli locks the cage door from the inside, Vito makes the cover.

    1...

     

    Taz: Yes!

     

    ...2...

     

    Joey: Come on...

     

    ...Kickout!

     

    Hudson: No!

    Joey: Raven kicked out!

     

    Raven slowly makes his way to his feet and another brawl ensues.

    Vito maintains the upperhand until Raven, once again, resorts to underhanded tactics, raking his opponent's eye.

    The champion then takes Kelli Thomaselli by the hair and backs into a corner.

     

    Joey: What a coward! He's hiding behind Vito's sister!

     

    "The New Franchise" slowly approaches the ring.

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    Taz: ...and why the hell is Burchill out here?

    Hudson: To make sure Raven doesn't cheat his way out of this, I guess.

    Taz: Yeah, but what can he do from the outside of the cage?

     

    In the ring, Vito slowly approaches Raven trying to negotiate Kelli's release.

    Meanwhile Burchill begins to ascend the section of the cage wall where Raven has removed the barbed wire.

     

    Taz: What the hell?

     

    Raven pushes Kelli into Vito, stunning the two siblings, just as Burchill reaches the top of the cage.

    Raven grabs the stunned Vito for the Raven Effect!

    However, as he looks up, he sees "The New Franchise" raise his middle finger at him from fifteen feet in the air.

    He throws Vito aside as Burchill launches himself...

    CORKSCREW CROSS BODY FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!

     

    Joey: OH MY GOD!

    Taz: That... that was... in-f**king-credible!

     

    Vito rises to see the carnage that surrounds him.

    He picks up the champion.

    Vito Driver!

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: A

     

    Joey: OH MY GOD! We have a new champion!

    Hudson: Vito's the champ!

    Joey: The youngest ECW World Champion in history!

     

    As the fans go absolutely wild, the cage lifts from the canvas just as Paul Burchill lifts the new champion onto his shoulders.

    The belt is presented by referee John Finnegan

     

    Hudson: Thank god! Thank god!

     

    But the celebrations are short lived as CM Punk emerges from the crowd.

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    Punk nails Burchill in the back of the head with his International All Action Gold, causing both The New Franchise and the new World Heavyweight Champion to collapse.

    He then picks up Vito...

    GTS!

     

    Taz: He's won the strap but he's not outta the woods!

     

    The PPV goes off air as CM Punk seizes the World Heavyweight Title belt and hands it to his mentor while helping him to the back.

     

    Joey: Damn it! Raven may have lost the title but he hasn't lost the belt!

     

    Show Rating: B+

  4. ^Final Monday Night Revolution of the month above^

     

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    "War of the World Orders"

    sWo vs. bWo

    Big Sasuke Cool vs. Big Stevie Cool

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    Chris Hero vs. Jerry Lynn

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    Tables, Ladders, Chairs & Canes Match

    Sabu vs. Nate Hatred

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    Submission Match

    The Walls of Jericho vs. The Sharpshooter

    Chris Jericho vs. Owen Hart

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    World Television Championship Match

    AJ Styles© vs. Juventud Guerrera

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    Dudleyville Hardcore Championship Match

    The Dudley Boyz© vs. The Hardcore Innovators

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    The First Ever "Buck Stops Here" Match

    "The Man Beast" vs. "The Soul Taker"

    Rhino vs. Mark Calaway

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    Barbed Wire Cage Match for the ECW World Heavyweight Championship

    Raven© vs. Vito Thomaselli

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    All predictions welcomed.

  5. Monday, week 4, August

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    Hudson: Hello and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

    Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner.

    Hudson: We are just four days away from Heatwave, ladies and gentlemen, and it looks set to be one hell of an event.

    Gertner: I think that goes without saying, Scotty boy. So, I say that we get this show on the road and roll on Heatwave.

    Hudson: Are you getting a promo segment?

    Gertner: I sure hope so.

    Hudson: Oh... yeah... me too.

     

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    Mysterio puts on a laudible performance.

    However, Paul Burchill proves himself to be one of the very few heavyweights who can keep up with the luchadore's blistering pace.

    After overpowering Mysterio for several minutes, "The New Franchise" hits the C-4 for the victory.

    Match Rating: C+

     

    Juventud Guerrera is sitting backstage, taping up his fists as Francine enters.

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    Francine: Juvi...

     

    Juvi: Oh, what now?

     

    Francine: About last week...

     

    Juvi: Don't bother, Franny. I'm a big kid and I don't need you sparing my feelings.

     

    Francine: I... I just want to explain.

     

    Juvi: No need. I get it loud and clear. You can't bring yourself to be seen with a guy who ain't a pretty face and, since you don't know how I look, it's better to not take the chance, right?

     

    Francine: Juvi, that's not it. I...

     

    The luchadore stands up and speaks coldly.

     

    Juvi: Don't bother coming to the ring on Friday. You're a needless distraction... understand?

     

    He makes his exit, slamming the door on his way out.

    Francine is left, once again, looking teary-eyed.

     

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    With help from their relatives, The Dudleyz destroy The Briscoes.

    They pick up the vitcory with a 3D at 8:46

    Match Rating: D+

     

    After the match, The Hardcore Innovators run out, canes in hand.

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    Cactus Jack and Tommy Dreamer immediatley lay out the Second Generation of Dudleyz with stiff cane shots.

    They then roll into the ring.

    Cactus Jack boots Bubba in the gut.

    Dreamer does the same to D-Von.

    Simultaneous DDTs!

    Dreamer ducks out to ringside, throws the Dudleyville Hardcore Title belts to his partner and picks up a microphone.

     

    Dreamer: Your little winning streak comes to an end at Heatwave, boys.

     

    Cactus: You have the nerve to call these hardcore titles? I've knocked put my front teeth, cut off one of my ears and suffered more concussions than Big Daddy Dudley has sired children!

     

    Dreamer: So, seeing as these titles are quite clearly coming with us after our match, we figure we'll take the chance to get familiar by taking them with us right now.

     

    The Innovators head to the back with the belts slung over their shoulders.

     

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    The match is a very even contest in which both teams see equal offence.

    However, it is the bWo who prevail after Big Stevie Cool lands his Stevie Kick on Oz in the tenth minute.

    Match Rating: C-

     

    Chris Jericho is backstage for a shoot promo.

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    Jericho: So, Owen, I here you've accepted my little wager. Well, sucks to be you, I guess, 'cos on Friday night I will make you tap... don't doubt it for a second. You see, as much as you think you've achieved, I'm a former World Heavyweight Champion and you... aren't. At Heatwave, it's no longer gonna be your brother, Bret, who keeps you out of the spotlight, Owen, because neither of you can hold a candle to "The Lionheart" and The Crapshooter will finally be exposed as an obsolete relic of wrestling past.

     

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    Sadly, this match does not live up to some of the recent efforts of the aerial midcarders.

    However, the two men still look set to kill each other (and, perhaps, themselves) in retribution for recent events.

     

    In the eleventh minute, AJ Styles runs out with his TV Title.

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    As he rolls in the ring, Ultimo Dragon sees him approaching and, as the innevitable belt shot comes, Dragon ducks.

    Daniels is nailed with the gold.

    Styles turns and is hit by an Enziguiri.

    The Japanese legend follows up with a Dragon Tornado on Daniels for the 3.

    Match Rating: C

     

    As the bell rings, Juvi Guerrera sprints out witha chair.

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    He immediately begins laying into the TV Champion with the steel as the camera cuts backstage.

     

    Hudson: My god, Guerrera's snapped!

     

    Sabu is sitting backstage in front of a promo poster for "Sabu versus Nate Hatred" at Heatwave.

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    As the camera pans out, he looks like a breathing hardcore match.

    He sits on a table with a steel chair folded around his neck.

    As the camera zooms out further, a ladder is seen to be slung over one of his arms and a Singapore cane sits in his opposite hand.

    He gets up, frowns at the camera and walks out of shot.

    The poster's sub-headline is revealed to read "...in a Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Canes Match".

     

    As the camera cuts back to ringside, Guerrera is still laying into Styles as the other competitors in the Six-Man Tag Match make their way to the ring.

     

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    The match goes ahead as planned with all six men seeing ring-time.

    However, as one might expect, Styles' affected physical state tells before too long.

    Guerrera picks up a pinfall over his nemesis following a Juvi Driver at 12:17

    Match rating: C+

     

    As a 3-on-3 brawl erupts after the bell, the camera cuts to the back.

     

    The Whole F**kin' Show are chatting backstage.

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    Traci: Either way, I say it's time we make an impact.

     

    Michaels: How?

     

    Traci: The way you and Robbie know best.

     

    RVD: I thionk we can handle that, sweet.

     

    Traci: There's only room for one dominant team in ECW.

     

    Michaels: Everyone's favourite team.

     

    RVD: ...and mine!

     

    Michaels: The Whole...

     

    RVD: ...F**kin'...

     

    Traci: ...Show!

     

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    The match is a an even contest and a great main event.

    The two teams look set to destroy each other even ahead of Heatwave.

    In the fourteenth minute, Vito hooks up Raven for a Vito Driver.

    However, Rhino hits the Gore as he still holds the champion.

    The Man Beast capitalises for the pin just before Calaway can break-up the fall.

    Match Rating: B+

     

    Raven and Rhino beat a hasty retreat, escaping to the back as quickly as possible.

     

    Hudson: ...and this hasn't settled anything at all!

    Gertner: It's just as well. Can you imagine the carnage at Heatwave?

    Hudson: Well, come Friday, Joel, we won't have to!

     

    Show Rating: B

  6. Cheers to all for the kind words ;).

     

    As hard as it is to believe, I truly believe nevvy is just tuning up the band for more and more chaos. This show is going to be stopped for being too good.

     

    I think you're right. Nevvy's certainly got the pedigree to continue with this level of creativity. It's amazing how a blue blood from Berkshire can be so tuned in to something as extreme as ECW (see "Buck Stops Here" match).

     

    ...This is how you play the game, let me tell you.

     

    Hey, yo...

     

    It's just about not letting convention hold you back and going where creativity takes you. Me, I go wherever I want whenever I want.

     

    ...and it looks like it's working, seeing as people don't seem to be here to see The Federation: they're ECW 4 life!

     

    Quote The Razor

    Nevermore

  7. So wait, does that mean if AJ removes Juvi's mask, that Juvi can still win as long as he gets the title down before AJ hangs up the mask?

     

    Damn, if I were Juvi I'd leave my mask in the dressing room and come out wearing face paint or something. By the time AJ goes backstage to get the mask so he can hang it up, I'd have climbed the ladder.

     

    It does indeed. It's to slightly disadvantage AJ seeing as he has cheated on the previous three occassions to get the victory.

     

    However, I think Juvi actually wearing a mask is a somewhat integral part of the match :D.

     

    Quote The Raven

    Nevermore

  8. From ECW.com

     

    Confirmed for Revolution:

     

    Paul Burchill vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

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    Paul Burchill looks to put his surprisingly mediocre run of results behind him here as he faces ECW's most exciting luchadore. Expect fireworks!

     

     

    Dudleyville Hardcore Championship Match

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    The Briscoe Boys vs. The Dudley Boyz

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    The first family of Dudleyville make their final defence of their Hardcore Titles ahead of Heatwave. The Briscoe Boys may not be as stiff a challenge as The Hardcore Innovators but they will be no walkover!

     

     

    War of the World Orders

    bWo vs. sWo

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    In this first installment of the "War of the World Orders" Stevie, Snow and Nova battle Sasuke, Chessman and Oz. This, of course, is the pre-lash to Big Stevie Cool versus Big Sasuke Cool at Heatwave.

     

     

     

    Ultimo Dragon vs. Christopher Daniels

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    Ahead of the World Television Tiltle match at Heatwave, both the challenger and champion's backup will face-off. Both Ultimo Dragon and Christopher Daniels will surely be looking to be in a position to support their respective allies on Friday night but will either be in a fit state?

     

     

     

    Juventud Guerrera, Owen Hart & Jerry Lynn

    vs.

    AJ Styles Chris Jericho & Chris Hero

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    Three Heatwave matches are combined for this special Six-Man-Tag match. Which team will be able to gain some much sought after momentum heading into Friday?

     

     

     

    Raven & Rhino vs. Vito Thomaselli & Mark Calaway

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    There aren't any one dollar bills, staple guns or barbed wire cages... at least, not yet. However, in this main event tag team match, four of the toughest wrestlers in the world step up to prove a point ahead of arguably the most defining matches of their careers to date.

     

     

    Join the Revolution; Monday nights at 10pm

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  9. Saturday, week 3, August

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    Joey: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers! I'm Joey Styles alongside former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.

    Taz: Cheers for the intro, Joey. Damn, am I ready to see this one kick off. What with the matches we've got cued and Paul E's Heatwave conference, tonight should be off the hook!

    Joey: I couldn't have said it better myself. So, that said, let's get to it.

     

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    The match is an even showing in which all four men see fairly equal offence.

    Guerrera picks up the pin on Styles following a 450 Splash in the tenth minute.

    Match Rating: B-

     

    Styles: Guerrera gets the pin on Styles ahead of Heatwave!

    Taz: Yeah, we just have to see if he performs so well under the pressure of the pay-per-view stipulations.

     

    After the match, Styles and Jericho jump their opponents from behind.

    Jericho seizes the opportunity to take a microphone.

     

    Jericho: Hey, Owen, you wanto to know what's cute? Me kickin' your ass Heatwave... that's cute; the Walls of Jericho ain't! And, seeing how you think you've got something over with me with The Crapshooter, I say we make it a Submission match on Friday and find out just how little your opinion counts for.

     

    the bWo are backstage for a shooit promo.

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    Stevie: This whole war of the world orders is gettin' pretty damn personal, Sasuke, and so I reckon it's about time we settled it in the ring rather than with pranks, fake signs and face paint. So, I'm challenging you to a one-on-one match for the right... to take over! And just to make our point loud and clear, we're gonna claim two victories for the price of one. So, on Monday's Revolution pick your two best kronies to take on the Blue World Order in a Six-Man-Tag!

     

    Nova: Whatcha gonna do, Daddy-O, when the Blue World Order rumbles on you?!

     

    Meanie: Yeah... Chico.

     

    Stevie: Ya see, Big Stevie Cool is gonna nail you so hard with the Stevie Kick that your gay little mask will fly clean off. Then, Hollywood Nova will drop the Big Legdrop on your fugly mug...

     

    BW Snow: ...and then I'll give you head!

     

    Snow waves his mannequin around and Stevie shakes his head as the camera cuts back to ringside.

     

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    The Hardcore Innovators have to contend with perpetual interference from the Dudleyville Hardcore Champions.

    However, use of their trademark canes helps even the odds.

    Despite the obviously brilliant chemistry shown by Bubba and D-Von's nephews, they have their work cut out.

    In the seventh minute, Bubba and D-Von both jump on to the apron only to be knocked off by Ultimo Dudley II. who is whipped by both Innovators into his uncles.

    As he rebounds and his uncles hit the concrete, he is nailed with a Double DDT!

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: D+

     

    Rhino is backstage for a shoot promo.

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    Rhino: You crossed the line, Taker!

     

    He beats his fists on the wall before screaming back into the camera.

     

    Rhino: You crossed the f**kin' line!

     

    He know beats his chest.

     

    Rhino: I would have pinned Burchill and proved my dominance if it wasn't for you! At Heatwave, Deadman, I'm gonna rip your oversized f**kin' arms off and beat the sh*t out of you with them! And, after I crush your organs with the Gore, I'll break you f**kin' neck with the Rhino Driver! No gimmicks, Deadman, no smoke or pyro just these two fists, your frail aging body and more aggression than you've ever thought possible!

     

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    The two men put on a decent contest.

    However, Taker retains control throughout, winning with the Chokeslam at 11:40.

    Match Rating: B-

     

    Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring, followed by several of the workers scheduled to appear at Heatwave.

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    The wrestlers are escorted by several members of arena security.

     

    Heyman: Taker, please stay in the ring as we have some business to attend to.

     

    Heyman steps into the ring followed by the mottley crew of talent.

     

    Taz: My god, Joey, there are some mighty combustible elements in that ring!

    Joey: No wonder Paul E's got security out here.

     

    Heyman: First of all, let me make one thing perfectly clear. Some of you have wrestled tonight; some of you are scheduled to wrestle. Either way, there will be no confrontation now or you will be removed from the Heatwave card... and the ECW active roster.

     

    The six workers in the ring grudgingly seperate themselves amids the blak shirts of the officials.

     

    Heyman: Firstly, I want to make something official: Jerry Lynn and Chris Hero will meet ina rematch from Hardcore Heaven at Heatwave!

     

    None of the present workers seem bothered.

     

    Heyman: ...and on to the rest of you. AJ and Juvi, I hear you've got a "Title versus Mask" Match planned. Well, it's not gonna be quite that simple. You see, I figure we'll make it a Stairway To Hell Match. Two hooks will be suspended above the ring. For the challenger to be victorious, he must retrieve the championship belt from the first hook. For the challenger to retain, he must forceably remove the challengers mask and hang it upon the other hook!

     

    The crowd cheers as the two competitors nod in approval of the stipulations.

     

    Heyman: Now, get the hell out of here.

     

    AJ and Juvi make their exit as Heyman beckons "The Soul Taker" and "The Man Beast" to the centre of the ring.

    The two behemoths stare one another down, one a fair few inches above the other.

     

    Heyman: As for you two, over these last few shows, I've heard all this pathetic sh*t about how 'Taker would'nt have lost if it wasn't for outside interference and how Rhino would have won if not for Taker sticking his nose in. Well, frankly, I don't care for either argument but, at Heatwave, we'll find out exactly where the buck stops.

     

    Paul E pulls a staple gun from his jacket pocket and a one dollar bill from out of his wallet.

     

    Heyman: Since you two can't stop heaping fault on the other, your gonna use one of these...

     

    He lifts the staple gun.

     

    Heyman: ...to staple one of these...

     

    He waves the dollar bill.

     

    Heyman: ...to any part of your opponents anatomy in order to win the first ever "Buck Stops Here" Match at Heatwave.

     

    Rhino smiles disturbingly and shoves Taker.

    Calaway shoves back.

    The entire security force descends upon them, dragging either man from the ring.

     

    Heyman: ...and now we come to the match that I'm dying to see.

     

    The crowd pops in agreement.

     

    Heyman: Raven, do you know what stipulation it's gonna be yet?

     

    The champion laughs.

     

    Raven: I'll go you one better.

     

    Monsters Inc. walk to the ring, Goliath carrying a contract on a clipboard.

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    Heyman: What the hell is that?

     

    Raven: This is a contract outlining my exact terms for our title match at Heatwave, namely the fact that it will be... a Barbed Wire Cage Match.

     

    Taz: ...and that will sure as hell negate the presence of Vito's new allies.

    Joey: You have to give it to raven, as slimy as he is, he knows exactly what he's doing.

    Taz: It's pretty damn ballsy as well, though, Joe. I mean Burchill and Douglas won't be able to interfere but neither will Raven's monsters...

     

    Heyman snatches the contract and flicks through.

     

    Raven: Read it through all you want, Paul E. If you and Vito don't sign it, there will be no match at Heatwave!

     

    Heyman looks at Vito who nods.

    The Chief Talent Official grudgingly signs the contract.

    Vito then takes the contract and also signs before all four men are led to the back by security.

     

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    The match is a very evn contest in which both teams come off lookig strong.

    However, it is the veterans who gain the victory after Sabu hits a Triple Jump Moonsault on Hero at 11:17

    Match Rating: B-

     

    The Dudley family are backstage for a soot promo.

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    D-Von: Hardcore Innovators, my nephews may not have beaten you tonight but, at Heatwave, me and my brother from another mother will. You see, our nephews are young and inexperienced. they haven't even sired their first offspring.

     

    Daizy: So, Cactus, Tommy you better watch your backs, boys, 'cos the first family of Dudleyville is gonna teach you what hardcore is all about!

     

    Bubba: Thou shalt not mess with the D...D..D...D...D.D.D...D..DD...DD..D...

     

    Big Dick joins in.

     

    Dick Jr: D...DD..D.D...DD.D...D...

     

    Daizy slaps them both around the head.

     

    Bubba and Dick: DUDLEYZ!

     

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    Burchill and Thomaselli maintain control throughout.

    Burchill pins Abyss following a Standing Shooting Star Press at 12:16

    Match rating: B

     

    After the match, Raven runs out with a chair.

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    He floors Douglas at ringside and, upon entering the ring, takes out both of his former proteges.

    The Nest then lay the boots in before heading to the back.

     

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    Rhino is not dominant as in some recent matches.

    However, there is no doubt as to who is in control of this one.

    The Man Beast hits the Gore for the fall in the twelfth minute.

    Match Rating: B

     

    As the show goes off air, Rhino performs a parody of 'Taker's cutthroat motion.

     

    Show Rating: B

  10. Damn you for making we care weather or not Francine can find love!

     

    If that's true, I am so pleased... and grateful.

     

    One of the biggest challenges I set myself was to try and turn Franny's over-but-bland character into a more complex personality.

     

    Thanks for the kind words ;).

     

    Quote The Raven

    Nevermore

  11. The Ultimo Dragon segment was great aswell. :D.

     

    If anyone else but you tried that line I'd have thought they were an idiot. But I couldn't help but laugh...

     

    Whew... glad you boys liked that. I was wondering whether to bother sticking it in for a while :o.

     

    Firstly, Jesus H Christ! Chemistry or no chemistry, a C for Sabu vs Taker? How bad was this lack of chemistry- were they actually in the same building?!

     

    ...and they were supposed to be guaranteed mid-month ratings :rolleyes:!

     

    I can't wait to see what matches Paul E makes for Heatwave on Blood Sweat and Beers.

     

    ...an excuse for needlessly violent gimmick matches. So, always good in my book at least :D.

     

    From memory I want to say Berkshire or somewhere west of London (aka the wrong side of London!) but don't hold me to that. Also, I think that was before Nevvy moved after Baby Kiefer (:p) was born.

     

    Yep, originally from Berkshire. Now, in Battersea and soon to be back in the West o' London area.

     

    nevermore, why do I get the feeling I will one day stumble into some backward English city like Blackburn, with you smoking a pipe wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat, with a great big bushy Haystacks beard, and your living room is nothing but a series of investigation novels and a Raven shrine :D... I get the feeling that when we play Cluedo the killer should always be nevermore because frankly no one could pull off a stunt/surprise like you can, with such vibrant yet well disguised clues... (It's all a compliment mate :D)

     

    Well, thank you very much mate. Hoewever, this is slightly creepy on a few levels: I do have a bushy Haystacks beard and I do smoke a pipe* (only on special occassions these days, mind). Moreover, someone (I think it was MrT) just claimed in a mafia thread that, because I'm (apparently) the most cunniving and sneaky bastard, I should always bat for the bad guys (this is not a sexual innuendo... do not even think that this is a sexual innuendo :mad:).

     

    I'm starting to think I have a serious eccentric streak :eek:.

     

    * ...and I'm working on my Raven shrine :D.

     

    Quote The Raven

    Nevermore

  12. OOC: Thank you all for th kind words. It's very much appreciated ;).

     

    From ECW.com

     

    Confirmed for Blood, Sweat & Beers:

     

    Juventud Guerrera & Owen Hart vs. AJ Styles & Chris Jericho

    http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuviGuerreraMask.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/OwenHart.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStylesTV.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg

     

    Chris Jericho certainly got inside the head of Owen Hart on Monday, assaulting him from behind after his match againts Vito Thomaselli. Even that, was after he tried to cost him the match. As for Guerrera and Styles, their heated rivalry showed no signs of cooling as Juvi accepted the World Television Champion's offer of a Mask versus Title match, a setting in which this rivalry may well reach its climactic end.

     

     

     

    The Hardcore Innovators vs. The Second Generation Of Dudleyz

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    This week, The Hardcore Innovators may get a true taste of exactly what they are in for at Heatwave as they take on Bubba and D-Von's innevitably illegitimate nephews. Can Big Dick Jr and Ultimo "Banzai" Dudley II finish the job before their uncles even get their hands dirty?

     

     

     

    Mark Calaway vs. Bret Hart

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    Both Calaway and Rhino seek to prove a point to the other ahead of their match at Heatwave. "The Soul Taker" has challenged an old nemesis from his time in the federation to make his point loud and clear.

     

     

     

    Sabu & Jerry Lynn vs. Nate Hatred & Chris Hero

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    New meets old in this tag team match as two of ECW's most established and respected veterans are set to quash the uprising of the new generation. That is if they can contain "The Saviour of ECW" and its "Most Extreme Athlete".

     

     

     

    Paul Burchill & Vito Thomaselli

    vs.

    Monsters Inc.

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    This match marks another episode in both Burchill and Thomaselli's personal wars with Raven. There may be a lot of intense rivalries in ECW but none are more deep rooted than this. "The New Franchise" betrayed his mentor Raven and helped Vito get in the head of the champion; Raven hospitalised Thomaselli's entire family and Burchill's prospective girlfriend. If this isn't the ugliest damn thing you've ever seen, the main event at Heatwave certainly will be!

     

     

    Plus...

    Paul E holds an in-ring conference to confirm the terms of three Heatwave matches.

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    Rhino vs. The Sandman

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    Rhino's point to prove also comes in the form of a former nemesis: former World Heavyweight Champion, The Sandman. Why is this the main event? Because these two might just beat the holy sh*t out of each other... and we can't wait to see it!

     

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    ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain!

    Now on FX

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  13. Monday, week 3, August

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    Hudson: Hello and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

    Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner.

    Hudson: Tonight's card is packed with potential as some of ECW's top talent look set to leave it all in the ring just eleven days ahead of Heatwave.

    Gertner: In which case I say we get straight to it rather than listen to you bleet on.

    Hudson: Y'know, that's remarkably similar to how I feel when you get given the microphone at pay-per-views.

     

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    While it's obvious this match is not the best performance these men could put on, it's still a great way to open the card.

    It is an extremely even contest in which neither rookie nor veteran look to be going down without a fight.

     

    In the twelfth minute, Chris Jericho runs to the ring with a chair.

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    He enters and blasts Owen Hart in the back of the head, flooring him cold.

    However, as Jericho turns to makea quick exit, Vito grabs him by the hair and pulls him back through the ropes.

    Vito Driver!

     

    Gertner: What the hell is Vito doing? Jericho was helping him?

    Hudson: I guess he doesn't want help!

     

    Vito then helps Hart to his feet.

    Hart nods in respect.

    Vito extends his hand for a handshake but Hart whip[s him to the ropes.

    Vito rebounds with the Shining Wizard.

    Quick roll up.

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: B-

     

    As the three count ends Hart dashes straight up to his feet and goes nose-to-nose with the young Italian.

    However, he now offers the handshake...

    ...which Vito accepts.

     

    Hudson: Listen to the applause of these fans. This is what true competition is all about.

     

    But, as Hart raises Vito's hand, both men are blindsided by a sour Chris Jericho.

    The Lionheart heads to the back looking very pleased with himself.

     

    Juventud Guerrera and Francine are sitting backstage.

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    Juvi: Franny, I think I've made my decision but it hinges on one thing.

     

    Francine: What's that?

     

    The luchadore takes his manager by the hands.

     

    Juvi: Franny, I've been meaning to say this for about six weeks now and I'll be damned if I'm not getting out tonight.

     

    Francine tries to pull her hand away but Guerrera touches her on the shoulder reassuringly.

     

    Juvi: Franny, if I'm gonna put my legacy on the line at Heatwave, I need to know that your in my corner, one hundred percent.

     

    Francine: Juvi, you know I am.

     

    Juvi: ...but as more than just a manger... Franny, I'm falling in love with you and... I need to know if you feel the same way.

     

    Francine looks shocked.

     

    Francine: Juvi, I will always support you and, of course I will be in your corner at Heatwave.

     

    Juvi smiles.

     

    Francine: But... I can't commit to you.

     

    The luchadore's voice becomes slightly frail.

     

    Juvi: Why not?

     

    Francine sighs.

     

    Francine: Traci told me to be honest. So... screw it... Juvi, in case you hadn't noticed, I haven't had the best history with men.

     

    Juvi: Franny, I don't care. You're different now and I know that.

     

    Francine: ...and I would never forgive myself if I hurt you in the future. So, I'm sorry. I can't...

     

    Juvi holds up his hand for her to stop.

     

    Juvi: ...and that's the best excuse you can come up with?

     

    Francine: What? Juvi... I...

     

    Juvi: Y'know what, save it! Clearly I was wrong! You haven't changed at all and I guess, as long as I'm not the Television Champion, you couldn't give a sh*t about me!

     

    Francine: Juvi, that's not it... I...

     

    Guerrera explodes.

     

    Juvi: Save it, Francine! I should have known better than to trust you!

     

    Francine: Juvi... I...

     

    He slams the door on his way out.

    Francine bursts out in a fit of tears.

     

    The camera cuts to follow Guerrera down the hallway.

     

    Ultimo Dragon approaches.

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    Dragon: You okay?

     

    Juvi: I just... I opened up to Franny and got a f**king cold shoulder for my time, man.

     

    Dragon: You want me talk to her?

     

    Juvi: Dude, you can't even speak English!

     

    Ultimo shakes his head in disappointment as Guerrera storms of.

     

    Dragon: Such shame... The pain of love is the pain of living, a perpetual wound to be hurt by those we trust.

     

    A crew member gives the legend a quizical look.

     

    Crew: Is that Shakespeare?

     

    Dragon: Fortune cookie.

     

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    As expected, the match bombs due to a lack of chemistry.

    However, if nothing else, it does serve to end Sabu and Taker's mini-feud.

    In the seventh minute, Taker is floored with a chair shot.

     

    Nate Hatred emerges from the crowd with his barbed-wire wrapped iron pentagram.

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    He strikes Sabu in the back with the evil looking weapon.

    As Sabu turns, he drops the symbol.

    Decapitator Lariat!

    As Hatred escapes, Calaway comes to and hits the Chokeslam on a unconscious Sabu.

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: C

     

    After the match, "The Soul Taker" takes a microphone.

     

    Taker: Rhino, we're just over a week away from your judgement day and as the light before your eyes slowly lures you towards your darkest nightmare, I want you to know something. Your victory last week proved nothing! You were only able to secure victory thanks to interference. So, now that Sabu has been put firmly in his place, there will be no one stupid enough to save the condemned at Heatwave. The fact is, Rhino, Man Beast or not, a mere human cannot stop an immortal and, without backup, you are a man... damned.

     

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    The Hardcore Innovators control the match effectively with use of their trademark Singapore canes.

    They win following a Double DDT on Nova at 10:22.

    Match Rating: C+

     

    As the Hardcore Innovators head to the back, the lights cut out.

     

    Hudson: What the hell.

     

    When they come back on, Stevie and Nova are unconscious on the canvas.

    Nova's face is painted like Chessman and Stevie's to look like Sasuke Cool's mask.

    They slowly come to and get to their feet.

    Stevie laughs.

     

    Nova: What?

     

    Stevie: You got fag make up on you!

     

    Nova: What do you mean I do? You look like a freak!

     

    Stevie: Huh?

     

    The two men suddenly have a thought and check their own faces for make-up.

    They realise simultaneously as Big Sasuke Cool's face appears on the big screen.

     

    Sasuke: WE'RE OVERTAKING!

     

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    The match is a stellar display of fast paced action.

    Jerry Lynn wins with a Cradle Piledriver at 10:17

    Match Rating: C

     

    As Lynn celebrates, Chris Hero runs into the ring.

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    The brash youth takes out the dynamic one from behind and lays the boots in.

     

    Hero: I'll bet you thought our beef was done and dusted, Jerry. Well, no such luck, old timer. You see, guys like you, well passed their prime but unwilling to hand their spots to the true talent of today are a cancer on this company and this industry. So, I figure it's about time The Saviour of ECW put you in your place... that being a retirement home... see what I did there?

     

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    For once, Guerrera is not accompanied by Francine. He comes to the ring alone.

    Both teams put on a great performance ahead of the pay-per-view and the match is a great aerial display.

    In the sixteenth minute, Daniels takes out his brass knuckles to lay out Guerrera.

    However, the luchadore catches him with a sweep kick.

    He takes the knuckle dusters and uses them to knockout the Television Champion.

    He then hits the Juvi Driver on Daniels for the 3.

    Match rating: B

     

    After the match, Guerrera takes a microphone.

     

    Juvi: AJ, consider your ultimatum accepted. At Heatwave, I'll put my mask on the line for one more shot at shutting your mouth and taking what's rightfully mine. And you better bring your best, "champ", 'cos the way I see it, mask or no mask, I got nothing to lose. I've been screwed over, beatdown and, now, the girl I love wants nothing to do with me. So, if I lose my mask, that's the last you'll see of me but, rest assured, I won't lose... not this time!

     

    Hudson: The last we'll see of him? What the hell does that mean?

    Gertner: I think we'll be seeing a lot more of him at Heatwave, Scotty-boy, when AJ forces him to reveal that ugly mug of his!

     

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    The two men put on a fantastic match, the best seen on an ECW broadcast all month.

    After an even, to-and-fro affair, Rhino hits the Gore on Burchill in the fourteenth minute.

     

    Gertner: That's it, Burchill's done!

     

    As Shane Douglas screams for his protege to get up, Rhino beats his chest and screams at the fans.

     

    "The Soul Taker" strides to the ring.

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    Rhino motions for the deadman to make his way down. Taker duly obliges.

    As Calaway enters the ring, he whips the Man Beast to the ropes.

    Big Boot...

    No... Rhino ducks underneath and rebounds again.

    GORE!

    No! Calaway catches Rhino as he drives with his shoulder, holding him in a gutwrench.

    He lifts the Man Beast up...

    Elevated Powerbomb!

     

    Hudson: My god, he just reversed the Gore! That must be the first time anyone has ever managed!

    Gertner: ...and Rhino's out!

     

    As Taker ducks out to ringside, John Finnegan is forced to decide that neither competitor is fit to continue.

    The match ends in a no contest.

    Match Rating: A

     

    After the bell, Calaway re-enters and lays the boots into Rhino.

     

    Raven's Nest run out.

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    As "The Soul Taker" beats down on the Man Beast, the Nest lay into Paul Burchill.

    Douglas enters to help his protege and begins a brawl with Raven, in which Taker soon comes to his aid.

     

    Vito Thomaselli sprints to the ring to aid his new allies.

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    Hudson: My god, this is crazy!

     

    The show goes off air as a mass brawl ensues in the middle of the ring.

     

    Show Rating: A

  14. F*ck me sideways, that is one helluva stacked card. Very, very nice matches in there.

     

    Haha, yeah.

     

    My roster is packed with awesome talent that just isn't very over. So, I figure I'll stick 'em in a bunch of (what could be) PPV strength matches and just let 'em build themselves up through great performances.

     

    Quote The Raven

    Nevermore

  15. From ECW.com

     

    Confirmed for Revolution:

     

    Vito Thomaselli vs. Owen Hart

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    Despite the major obstacles that Vito has faced heading into Heatwave, he's not backing down from the prospect of this match. Ordered by decree of Raven, there's no doubt that this contest will be a challenge for both Vito and Hart!

     

     

     

    Sabu vs. Mark Calaway

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    Sabu and "The Soul Taker" are billed to settle their recent differences in this match. The hope is clearly that they will leave all bad blood between them in the ring in order to focus on their prospective pay-per-view opponents.

     

     

     

    The Hardcore Innovators vs. The Blue World Order

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    The Dudleyville Hardcore Champions have received many opportunities to get in form ahead of their title defence at Heatwave. Now, it's the turn of the challengers to make some waves.

     

     

     

    Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Jerry Lynn

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    Yoshihiro Tajiri looks to bounce back following his defeat at the hands of Nate Hatred last week. Similarly, Jerry Lynn plans on keeping up his winning form after his tag match with Owen Hart.

     

     

     

    Juventud Guerrera & Ultimo Dragon

    vs.

    AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels

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    The resentment between these two teams has been building steadily every week. As Juventud Guerrera considers the prospect of defending his mask at Heatwave, he and his partner will seek to put their cunning nemeses in their place ahead of the pay-per-view.

     

     

     

    Rhino vs. Paul Burchill

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    After last week's tag team main event, both men requested this match. Rhino seeks to prove that he can win without outside interference while "The New Franchise" aims to prove that he is, in no way, out of the spotlight.

     

     

    Join the Revolution; Monday nights at 10pm

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  16. You know me, Nevvy, I love sh*tting on your parade... I have to agree with Taz's assessment of this weeks Franny and Juvi segment, sorry! He seems like such a loser!

     

    Aha... and I gave Taz that line for a reason. I'll just say that Ford's on the money in terms of one thing...

     

    Cheers for the kind words, boys.

     

    Quote The Raven

    Nevermore

  17. Saturday, week 2, August

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    Joey: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers! I'm Joey Styles alongside former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.

    Taz: Thanks for the intro, Joey, my man. Let me tell ya, I am so damn hyped heading into Heatwave.

    Joey: I don't blame you, Taz, with the way the card is shaping up.

    Taz: Yeah, and speaking of the Heatwave card, it looks like, tonight, we're gonna find out if Styles' Title versus mask match is gonna go ahead.

    Joey: ...and perhaps even more exciting than that is the main event scheduled for tonight as "The New Franchise" and "The Soul Taker" team up to face "The Man Beast" and the World Heavyweight Champion!

     

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    Raven's Monsters dominate the match entirely.

    Even in view of the great form Vito has been in, there is no way he can overcome two behemoths...

    ...or is there?

     

    In the ninth minute, Shane Douglas emerges from the crowd.

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    Douglas reaches under the bottom rope and grabs Abyss by the foot.

    The Monster turns to threaten Douglas and, when he turns back, he is caught by a stiff Enziguiri from Vito.

    Douglas leaps onto the apron to nail Goliath with a forearm as Vito hits a Springboard Moonsault on Abyss.

    1...2...3!

    Match rating: B+

     

    Vito ducks out of the ring in lightning time and heads to the back with Douglas.

     

    Taz: I don't get it... what's Douglas' business with Vito?

    Joey: I dunno Taz but it was Paul Burchill and The Franchise who came to Vito's aid on Monday...

    Taz: I call shennanigans.

    Joey: But I bet you can't spell it.

    Taz: Hey, I'm just the colour guy!

     

    Juvi Guerrera and Francine are sitting backstage.

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    Juvi: I don't mean to be harsh, Franny, but I don't think you understand. My mask is who I am.

     

    Francine: Well, I understand that it's important to you...

     

    Juvi looks straight at Francine.

     

    Juvi: There's only one thing more important to me.

     

    Francine blushes, trying to ignore the comment.

     

    Francine: ...but I also know your not the man you are because of your mask.

     

    Juvi: But no one knows me without my mask.

     

    He sighs.

     

    Juvi: No one would want to.

     

    Francine takes Juvi by the hand.

     

    Francine: Hey, I know that some people would love to find who is under the mask.

     

    Juvi smiles.

    Francine quickly pulls her hand away.

     

    Francine: Besides, you have to challenge for the belt. The champ gets all money, all the acclaim.

     

    She clearly tries to relieve the tension as she raises her eyebrows.

     

    Francine: Plus, the champ gets all the girls.

     

    She nudges Juvi jokingly.

    The luchadore doesn't flinch.

     

    Juvi: ...but I only want one.

     

    Francine is visibly rocked by the sincerity of the comment.

     

    Francine: I... err... I have... I have to... er... go.

     

    Juvi tries to take her hand but Francine exits as quickly as she can, shutting the locker room door on her way out.

    Guerrera drops his head into his hands and, as he finally pulls his hands away, he punches the wall in obvious annoyance.

    The camera shot cuts to the outside of the door where Francine is still standing.

    She slips the tissue that she is holding into her pocket, takes a deep breath and walks off.

     

    Taz: Man, it's like a bad teen rom-com.

    Joey: I think that's a bit harsh under the circumstances.

    Taz: Oh yeah?

    Joey: Yeah, I mean it looks like Francine is genuinely trying to make an effort to better herself and she doesn't want anyone hurt in the process.

    Taz: Well, good for her... as long as she don't quit those skimpy outfits!

     

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    The Samoan newcomers put on a good show but, once again, the sheer number of Dudleyz makes it a tall order.

    Anoai is pinned following a 3D at 8:16

    Match rating: C-

     

    Vito is backstage with The Franchise for a shoot promo.

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    Douglas: Raven, I told you that I'd have my vengeance for all the sh*t you've put me through over the last ten months. But, see, we both know that it goes back even further than that. Hell, you and I have been itching to end each others' careers for the past eleven f**king years! That said, did you really think that just because Burchill can't challenge you for the title, I was gonna let you be?

     

    Vito: Raven, you have humiliated me, you have injured my brothers and, worse still, you and Punk hospitalised my beautiful baby sister! I took out Punk and now it's time to take you out. You see, bastardo, you have united The Franchise and I in a common cause and that is a burning desire to see the back of you!

     

    Douglas: Damn straight! Raven, you ended my in-ring career and, so, I helped Burchill reach a level in order to achieve what I couldn't. Then, you ended any hope of him becoming World Heavyweight Champion Thus, the owness falls upon both myself and The New Franchise to help Vito put your legacy six feet down in the ground at Heatwave!

     

    Paul Burchill steps on screen.

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    Burchill: I told you I'd make your life a living hell Raven and, while the World Cup may have taken my attention for a moment, you were always in my sights. At Heatwave, I am gonna personally guarantee that you finally get what is coming to you!

     

    Vito: ...and when ECW is finally rid of your sorry ass as champion, I will grant my first defence to The New Franchise, so, that the ECW fans can, once again, believe in a legitimate champion!

     

    Douglas: So it is written; so it shall come to pass.

     

    Burchill: Quote The New Franchise...

     

    Vito: Payback's a bitch!

     

    Joey: Wow, do you believe that? I think Raven's number might finally be up.

    Taz: Yeah, but how many times have we said that before? We should probably wait and see what that snake has up his sleeve.

     

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    Brandon Thomaselli poses a challenge a far greater challenge than some of Hatred's recent opponents.

    Indeed, in the eleventh minute, he sets up Hatred for the T-Bone Suplex.

    However, he is struck from behind with James Mitchell's walking cane.

    Decapitator Lariat!

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: B

     

    AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels are backstage fro a shoot promo.

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    Daniels: Juventud Guerrera, on Monday night, the ECW World Television Champion, AJ Styles, issued you with an ultimatum: defend your mask or lose your shot at the gold! It appears that he is still awaiting your response and, I must say, I find that the height of bad manners!

     

    Styles: Juvi, man, I'm gonna give you a tip for free. Stop wasting your time on that two-dollar whore and try and make something of yourself. 'Cos, you see, although there's no chance of you winning at Heatwave, "The guy who lost his mask to The Phenomenal AJ Styles" sounds a whole lot better than "That loser who got rejected by the easiest slut in the industry"!

     

    Daniels laughs.

     

    Daniels: Oh and, before I forget, Ultimo Dragon, I'll see you in the ring in about a half hour and I figure I'll leave you incapable of helping your buddy in his title match...so bring your A game and at least make it a challenge, huh?

     

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    Chris Jericho controls the match fairly comfortably.

    In the eleventh minute, he forces Hero to tap to the Walls Of Jericho.

    Match Rating: C

     

    As the bell rings, Owen Hart appears at the entrance-way.

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    He mockingly applauds as Jericho looks up the aisle-way, clearly annoyed.

     

    Hart: That's a cute little submission you got there.

     

    Jericho screams at Hart from the ring "Cute?! Cute?!"

     

    Hart: Don't get me wrong, had I have had him in the Sharpshooter, I'd have probably been able to snap his back if I wanted but, hey, at least The Great Wall of China looks pretty.

     

    Jericho goes red in the face "The Walls of Jericho!"

     

    Hart: The Walls of Mexico? There aren't any big walls in Mexico...

     

    "It's JERICHO! CHRIS JERICHO!"

     

    Hart: ...and I'm Owen Hart. Pleased to meet you.

     

    Jericho is fuming.

     

    Hart: But, regardless of what monument your crappy little rest hold is named after, there is something undeniable... something that everyone's saying. All the people here say it.

     

    The crowd pops.

     

    Hart: Everyone back in Canada says it as does everyone all around the world.

     

    Jericho shouts profanities up the aisle-way.

     

    Hart: See, they say this in Mexico, China and Jericho,

    Berlin and Birmingham, Belfast and Tokyo,

    Amsterdam, Vietnam, Iran, Afghanistan,

    Disneyland, Narnia... Former Yugoslavia.

     

    Hart receives a round of applause for his eloquence.

     

    Hart: ...and what they're saying is, at Heatwave, you will tap to The Sharpshooter!

     

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    The two men do not seem to gel too well in the ring.

    However, they still put on a laudible performance.

    Ultimo Dragon maintains control throughout.

    However, in the fourteenth minute, Daniels pulls his brass knuckles from his tights and knocks the Japanese legend out cold.

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: C+

     

    Daniels picks up a microphone.

     

    Daniels: So, what's it gonna be, Juvi? Are you gonna accept Styles' generous offer or are you going to continue pursuing that wench... that cheap little prostitute... that over-sexed, disgusting little slu...

     

    Juvi charges through the curtain.

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    Joey: Guerrera's here to defend Francine's honour!

     

    However, before he even makes it down the steps he is blindsided.

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    The TV champ nails the luchadore from behind with his championship.

    Daniels joins his ally to dish out a 2-on-1 beating.

     

    Joey: It was a damn set up!

    Taz: Yeah and, unfortunate for Juvi, he just got played like a fiddle!

     

    Francine runs out.

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    She leans over Juventud Guerrera in a meager attempt to protect him.

    Daniels puts on his brass knucks and raises his fist to her.

     

    Joey: God... no!

     

    But, at the last, moment, Styles stops him.

    The two men just smile sadistically and head to the back.

     

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    The match is an extremely even encounter with both teams looking strong.

    By the twelfth minute, we are no closer to finding a winner.

     

    However, Sabu runs out.

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    Taz: What the hell is Sabu doing here?

     

    The Human Highlight Reel pulls a spike from his boot and slides into the ring.

    He lunges at Taker, who ducks.

    The spike is driven squarely into the temple of Paul Burchill who collapses in agony.

    Calaway grabs Sabu by the throat, though...

    CHOKESLAM!

    "The Soul Taker" raises his fist in the air and turns to salute the crowd.

    ...GORE!

    1...2...3!

    Match Rating: B

     

    Joey: Damn it! Rhino gets the pin on Calaway!

    Taz: I guess Sabu was trying to payback Taker for last week. No dice, though.

     

    The camera cuts backstage to Paul Heyman.

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    Heyman: After everything I've seen tonight, I think my considerations regarding the World Championship match at Heatwave are over. Raven, you can consider Vito as your official opponent.

     

    Paul E smiles wryly.

     

    Heyman: But, seeing as you have equal creative control, in order to make sure that this match goes ahead, I'm gonna let you name the stipulations. So, next week, on this very programme, we're gonna have ourselves a contract signing in the centre of the ring to make sure that no one is under any illusions! Sweet dreams, champ.

     

    Show Rating: B

  18. From ECW.com

     

    Confirmed for Blood, Sweat & Beers:

     

    Vito Thomaselli vs. Monsters Inc.

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    Raven's monsters couldn't take out Vito Thomaselli individually so, now, Raven has them teaming up to get the job done. With a near 600lb weight advantage, will Vito be able to secure a victory let alone be in fit shape for Heatwave?

     

     

     

    Dudleyville Hardcore Championship Match

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    The Samoan Gangstas vs. The Dudley Boyz

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    The Dudley Boyz continue to place their Dudleyville Hardcore Championship on the line, this time against the Samoan Gangstas. Bubba and D-Von have been building some serious momentum ahead of their encounter with The Hardcore Innovators and, here, they look to continue this trend.

     

     

     

    Nate Hatred vs. Brandon Thomaselli

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    Two of ECW's new breed will face-off on Saturday Night. Will former Tag Team Champion, Brandon Thomaselli, be the man to end Nate Hatred's streak?

     

     

     

    Chris Jericho vs. Chris Hero

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    Chris Jericho's unabashed arrogance created problems for him on Monday, leading to this match against ECW's self-proclaimed saviour. Will Chris Jericho seize the opportunity to prove his point to Owen Hart or will Chris Hero "improve the product" in another "quality wrestling match"?

     

     

     

    Christopher Daniels vs. Ultimo Dragon

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    Christopher Daniels continued to back up the ECW Television Champion on Revolution and, in so doing, cost Ultimo Dragon a fair shot at the title. Instead, the Japanese legend gets a fair shot at retribution on Blood, Sweat & Beers!

     

     

    Plus...

    Juventud Guerrera's response to AJ Styles' terms

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    Mark Calaway & Paul Burchill

    vs.

    Rhino & Raven

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    In this blockbuster main event, four of ECW's main attractions will lock horns in an attempt to prove their dominance. The bad blood between Calaway and Rhino has nearly reached boiling point while the visceral hatred between Burchill and Raven still remains even after months of heated rivalry. Add to this Raven and Burchill's past betrayals of The Man Beast and Calaway's disdain for the World Heavyweight Champion... we've got one hell of a fight on our hands!

     

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    ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain!

    Now on FX

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  19. From ECW.com

     

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    F' The Mainstream to return

     

    ECW is proud to confirm that, as of September, F' The Mainstream will return to its old timeslot on MTV2 on Thursdays, at 10pm. However, the show, now under an exclusivity agreement with MTV, will now only last for an hour and will focus on showcasing ECW's developing talent. In this regard, one could consider it a "B" show, similar to The Federation's Heat, only innevitably superior.

     

    An announce team and authority figure are yet to be confirmed...

     

     

     

    New to the ECW shop: official ECW/sWo shirt

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  20. Good read for Revolution, I think the main event saved the show though :p.

     

    You ain't kidding :D. I've tweaked my product, though, so we'll see how that goes.

     

    I really like the idea of a Title vs Mask match :)!

     

    ...and that's not even the full extent of the stipulations yet ;).

     

    Cheers for the feedback, boys.

     

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