you watch too much wrestling....

[Eternal Damnation]

When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant. When you girlfriend dumps you, you tell her she couldn't "play with the big boys", and that she will never get past mid-card status. When you search & search the bible for the book of Austin. If you can actually remember Sting's last public words If on a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown" If you quit your Job because you have to find your "Smile" When you're getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around. When you won't leave the bathroom until they play your theme music. If you hit your co-worker in head with a chair while your manager is distracting him. When you look for Sting on the back of the milk carton during breakfast. When a guy steals your girl, you consider it an angle. When you rack your neighbour's dog. When you attend a graduation, and yell "Ooooooh yeah!" when 'Pomp and Circumstance' plays. When you are involved in a bar fight with a guy twice your size and you think your best line of attack is putting the Tongan death grip on him. When you put up your wife or girlfriend up in a card game for 30 days if you lose. When you go to a dance and start dancing like Alex Wright. You watch car racing in order to see Bob "sparkplug" Holly When you try to put your kids to bed with a sleeper hold. When you wear your Macho Man foam hat out in public When you win an award and immediately spray paint "nWo" on it. When you rate women on a scale of Chyna to Sunny. When you begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd's response. When you get into a real fight and you blade. When you do heel turns on your best friends for no reason If whenever you walk into a party you tell them to "cut the music" When anytime anybody asks you a question, you "grab the mike" and yell, "MEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA AN GEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEE" When you die you moustache blond while leaving your beard black. If you keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then after you raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looks to the side, you clothesline him. If you think John the Baptist Bladed. If you wonder why Bob Backlund's campaign for the presidency never got any press. If you carry a foreign object in your underwear. When you go into work you insult everyone you see just to draw heat. If you're a Honky Tonk Man impersonator instead of an Elvis impersonator. If you wore spiked shoulder pads during a football game If you really think it's cool to wear a wrestling t-shirt out in public If you loose a job, you change your look and name before starting a new one. When you are working for that other company, your old boss is constantly badmouthing you to customers. If you find out that you have been fired by calling up the company's hotline. If you purposely blade yourself while shaving. If you suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn When before a fight, you give away a pair of sunglasses to a kid When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace" When you go to a funeral and assume that the deceased just lost a Casket Match When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it. If you walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the aisle. If you paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers When you go to your daughter's softball game and start a "we want blood" chant. If you get into an argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a loser must retire match. When you see a fight in the streets and call the moves. If at a ceremony at your work to give out awards to the employee of the year, you "turn" and slam a chair across the recipient of the award's head... then you immediately grab the mic and start talking about how YOU deserved the award. If you refer to all the women in your work area your valets If you witnessed a car accident and you saw the victim bleeding, you go to him and say "ECW! ECW! ECW!" If you insist that your professor grades you on your marketability, the ppv buyrate and the pop you get when you walk into lecture When you keep flour in your underpants (just in case). If you refer to The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal as rag sheets. If you wondered why Vince didn't borrow money from Ted DiBiase to prevent WCW from "buying"it's wrestlers

[sebsy]

If you witnessed a car accident and you saw the victim bleeding, you go to him and say "ECW! ECW! ECW!" Actually laughed at that one :D :(

[mjdgoldeneye]

List Wins! Woop!

[joose2001]

If you went to the supermarket and were devestated to find they didnt have "Damian Burgers"

[sebsy]

when you and a colleague go for a promotion and when you are told it is being offered to your colleague you refuse to put them over and try to use creative control to get the promotion instead.

[mjdgoldeneye]

[QUOTE=joose2001;290386]If you went to the supermarket...[/QUOTE] ..and were keeping an eye out for Stone Cold...! If you expect a leprechaun to run out during "Maury". If you randomly pin bald people at the airport or Chuck E. Cheese with false hopes. If you put on a helmet whenever you see a guitar.

[sheepy]

If during a heated arguement with your boss you tell him to suck it, do a crotch chop, kick him in the stomach and then shove his head between your legs. If at work you ask you're colleagues if they think you should open up a can of whoop a$$ on your boss and then give him a stunner. If you bring in a roster and present it to your boss before making jokes about his c0ck.

[BlueStar]

If you lose a sports game, you claim that you "did the job". I actually do that... :-)

[TCP1]

When you refer to actors in movies as faces and heels instead of godd guys and bad guys.

[W3LSHY]

...you ask your gilfriend is she wants to be on the next PPV, Bash In My Bed.

[takerlives77]

[QUOTE=W3LSHY;290678]...you ask your gilfriend is she wants to be on the next PPV, Bash In My Bed.[/QUOTE] And I thought I was the only one that did that :p

[Thomnipotent]

[b]When you do heel turns on your best friends for no reason.[/b] ...crap. I watch too much wrestling. WATCH UR BACK, SON!

[G-Prime]

[QUOTE=TCP1;290556]When you refer to actors in movies as faces and heels instead of godd guys and bad guys.[/QUOTE] I do that all the time...

[CapCee]

I'm an Assistant Manager at Aldi and I constantly catch myself referring to the stock room as the "backstage" area. Dammit, I do some things you guys have mentioned also... Oh and how about when you're walking through Wal-Mart or (enter your local evil empire of retail here) and you see the steel folding chairs, you [B]absolutely cannot[/B] resist pulling one off the shelf and hitting your friend or even yourself on the back, just to see if it's the same.

[The Swanton825]

When somebody has diarrhea and you tell them "boy you sure can go."

[Bad Luck Brett]

If you have ever been the owner of a game created by Adam Ryland. :eek:

[AfRoMaN36]

[QUOTE=Bad Luck Brett;291341]If you have ever been the owner of a game created by Adam Ryland. :eek:[/QUOTE] OH MY GOD, I WATCH TOO MUCH WRESTLING!!! :eek:

[Eternal Damnation]

[QUOTE=Bad Luck Brett;291341]If you have ever been the owner of a game created by Adam Ryland. :eek:[/QUOTE] lmao

[RKO_HBK]

...you have tons of wrestling figures, weapons and a ring from when you were a kid...and still buy them. ...with an empty house, you find yourself cutting promos ...your walking down the drive at school to the shops, and suddenly clothesline your friend out of nowhere.