Destined to Fail?

[Blasphemywebleed]

Panix, your missus is a bit of alright, fancy a trade? :D

[Phantom Stranger]

[QUOTE=Trell;362614]I see me and Wallbanger interfering in this match :)[/QUOTE] Provided you survive the Firm, that would make a lot of sense and be fun. (and Panix said our feud was moving [i]down[/i] from the tag titles...)

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

Simon Peter Vs [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] - [COLOR="Blue"][I]Because a Snake is a cooler prop than a tobacco pipe. [/I][/COLOR] [B]The One Percenters, TCP and Prime[/B] Vs The firm -[I] [COLOR="Blue"]Tough call but I think the One Percenters are due to get their win back on the Firm.[/I] [/COLOR] [B]Eve McQueen[/B] Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds - [I][COLOR="Blue"]Throw a bone to the crossdressing mime.[/COLOR] [/I] number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] - [I][COLOR="Blue"]Danny Rox just got a pretty big win, if Jaffa retains we could be looking at the first all-BWA competitors match to score an E- or higher.[/COLOR] [/I] tag titles [B]The Heroes[/B] Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer -[I][COLOR="Blue"] Give credit where it's due to the Heroes, they beat the best team in pro wrestling today.[/COLOR][/I] [B]Dawn Storm[/B] Vs Dawn Oxley - [I][I][COLOR="Blue"]Keeping himself down is one thing. But jobbing the wife would probably be a direct ticket to the doghouse.[/I] [/COLOR][/I] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B]- [COLOR="Blue"][I]The writing's on the wall here. [/I][/COLOR] UK title [B]Big Dave (with LNO)[/B] Vs. Jaffa - [COLOR="Blue"][I]Screw it. I'm 5 picks ahead, I can burn one throwing some support to my man Big Dave, who was instrumental in bringing LNO the tag gold. Maybe we can return the favor! :rolleyes: [/I][/COLOR]

[Self]

No match for Self this week. No surprise considering the beating he took. [B]Simon Peter [/B]Vs Dave "the snake" [I]If he can beat me, he can beat anyone... Is what I would say if I was any good at fighting. Which I'm not. Still, I dig the Simon Peter gimmick.[/I] The One Percenters, TCP and Prime Vs [B]The firm[/B] Eve McQueen Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. [B]Mickey Flash Reynolds[/B] number one contender match [B]Panix Storm [/B]Vs. Danny Rox [I]Better name... but only just[/I] tag titles [B]The Heroes[/B] Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer That damn Steel City Destroyer. Still want another piece of him. Which piece? That's up for debate. Still, gotta back The Heroes. Dawn Storm Vs [B]Dawn Oxley[/B] [I]Um... shrug?[/I] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] [I]Just a hunch...[/I] UK title [B]Big Dave[/B] (with LNO) Vs. Jaffa [I]Sensing something[/I] Didn't get time to take pics last night. Lighting in my room was crap, gonna have to break out my old equipment... sigh.

[Irish Wolf]

[QUOTE=Mr T Jobs To Me;362652]Simon Peter Vs [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] - [COLOR="Blue"][I]Because a Snake is a cooler prop than a tobacco pipe. [/I][/COLOR][/QUOTE] It's not a tabacco pipe I don't smoke. I filled with a mixture of soap and water and I was blowing bubbles from it. :P

[Blasphemywebleed]

Simon Peter Vs [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] The One Percenters, TCP and Prime Vs [B]The firm[/B] Eve McQueen Vs. [B]Mike Tastic[/B] Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] Panix should stick to tag matches, he needs someone to protect him. tag titles [B]The Heroes[/B] Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer [B]Dawn Storm[/B] Vs Dawn Oxley loser leaves the BWA match [B]Darren Burridge[/B] Vs Jay Morrison I'll back the underdog. UK title Big Dave (with LNO) Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B] DQ I reckon.

[Astil]

[B]Simon Peter[/B] Vs Dave "the snake" [B]The One Percenters[/B], TCP and Prime Vs The firm Eve McQueen Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. [B]Mickey Flash Reynolds[/B] number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] tag titles [B]The Heroes[/B] Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer [B]Dawn Storm[/B] Vs Dawn Oxley loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK title [B]Big Dave (with LNO)[/B] Vs. Jaffa

[jonny_CKY]

Simon Peter Vs [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] The One Percenters, TCP and Prime Vs [B]The firm[/B] [B]Eve McQueen[/B] Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match [B]Panix Storm[/B] Vs. Danny Rox tag titles The Heroes Vs [B]Gringo and Steel City Destroyer[/B] By D.Q- Steel City Destroyer go's ape after the match and destroyes evrything that moves!!! Dawn Storm Vs [B]Dawn Oxley[/B] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK title [B]Big Dave[/B] (with LNO) Vs. Jaffa - By D.Q one percenters want LNO to feel pain!!

[jonny_CKY]

o yea P.S- Self, you say you want a piece of the steel city destroyer, well,,,I DARE YOU, because starting from now all game is fair game and im not taking any prisoners in this game!! lol or something like that :)

[Irish Wolf]

[B]Simon Peter[/B] Vs Dave "the snake" Like I'd actually go against myself [B]The One Percenters, TCP and Prime[/B] Vs The firm [B]Eve McQueen[/B] Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match [B]Panix Storm[/B] Vs. Danny Rox tag titles The Heroes Vs [B]Gringo and Steel City Destroyer[/B] Dawn Storm Vs [B]Dawn Oxley[/B] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK title Big Dave (with LNO) Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B]

[Guest Bolton]

Simon Peter Vs [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] [B]The One Percenters, TCP and Prime[/B] Vs The firm [B]Eve McQueen[/B] Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] tag titles [B]The Heroes[/B] Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer [I]Need to retain[/I] [B]Dawn Storm[/B] Vs Dawn Oxley loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] [I]Jay is a long-term guy[/I] UK title [B]Big Dave[/B] (with LNO) Vs. Jaffa [I]Going for the upset clean victory.[/I]

[theoutlaw321]

[B]Simon Peter [/B]Vs Dave "the snake" The One Percenters, TCP and Prime Vs [B]The firm[/B] Eve McQueen Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. [B]Mickey Flash Reynolds[/B] number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] tag titles [B]The Heroes [/B]Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer Dawn Storm Vs [B]Dawn Oxley[/B][B]Somehow, Panix is involved with this getting himself further in the doghouse! ;) You should have honored my request. /shakes head. [/B] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK title Big Dave (with LNO) Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B]

[TCP1]

[B]Simon Peter[/B] Vs Dave "the snake" [B]The One Percenters, TCP and Prime[/B] Vs The firm [I]I only ever lose when there are other idiots around me taking the fall! You boys better bring your a-game, cos I've yet to be pinned and I'll be damned if it's going to start because of one of you! Now all together "Ho Sale!!!"[/I] Eve McQueen Vs. [B]Mike Tastic [/B]Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] tag titles [B]The Heroes [/B]Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer Dawn Storm Vs [B]Dawn Oxley[/B] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK title [B]Big Dave (with LNO)[/B] Vs. Jaffa

[Mr T Jobs To Me]

[QUOTE=Apupunchau@optonline;362676]It's not a tabacco pipe I don't smoke. I filled with a mixture of soap and water and I was blowing bubbles from it. :P[/QUOTE] That does not help your case in the "cool prop" department. :D

[G-Prime]

Predictions [B] Simon Peter[/B] Vs Dave "the snake" [I]Continuing his momentum.[/I] [B]The One Percenters, TCP and Prime[/B] Vs The firm [I]I'm exactly what they need to turn this feud around.[/I] [B]Eve McQueen[/B] Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds [I]Everyone loves a crossdresser. That's why Monty Python was so popular.[/I] number one contender match [B]Panix Storm[/B] Vs. Danny Rox [I]Because it's about time he won something.[/I] tag titles [B]The Heroes[/B] Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer [I]They just won the titles, they should win this one. Perhaps opponent miscommunication.[/I] Dawn Storm Vs [B]Dawn Oxley[/B] [I]Panix will screw it up.[/I] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] [I]He's the former champ, he should be able to pull this off.[/I] UK title Big Dave (with LNO) Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B] [I]He's named after a f*cking lolly. Of course he'll win.[/I]

[Guest Bolton]

Hey Panix04, what mod do you use for this dynasty?

[DannyDemon]

Predictions [B]Simon Peter[/B] Vs Dave "the snake" The One Percenters, TCP and Prime Vs The firm [B]Eve McQueen[/B] Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] tag titles The Heroes Vs [B]Gringo and Steel City Destroyer[/B] [B]Dawn Storm[/B] Vs Dawn Oxley loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK title Big Dave (with LNO) Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B]

[IRISH_EYES]

Simon Peter Vs [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] The One Percenters, TCP and Prime Vs [B]The firm[/B] Eve McQueen Vs. [B]Mike Tastic[/B] Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] tag titles The Heroes Vs [B]Gringo and Steel City Destroyer[/B] Dawn Storm Vs [B]Dawn Oxley[/B] loser leaves the BWA match [B]Darren Burridge[/B] Vs Jay Morrison UK title [B]Big Dave [/B](with LNO) Vs. Jaffa - DQ

[rdsinclair]

Simon Peter Vs [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] The One Percenters, TCP and Prime Vs [B]The firm[/B] Eve McQueen Vs. [B]Mike Tastic[/B] Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. [B]Danny Rox[/B] tag titles [B]The Heroes [/B]Vs Gringo and Steel City Destroyer [B]Dawn Storm[/B] Vs Dawn Oxley [I]I except run ins from both myself and Alexa since they ruined our Title Match :p[/I] loser leaves the BWA match Darren Burridge Vs [B]Jay Morrison[/B] UK title Big Dave (with LNO) Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B]

[panix04]

[CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/pointofnoreturnbanner.jpg[/IMG] [B]Live from St Lukes Church Hall, Torquay[/B][/CENTER] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Trell and Wallbanger are shown outside the arena getting off of there motorcycles. They are hi-jacked by LNO who put a real beating on the pair of them, before walking into the arena. They walk past a smug looking Don Phoenix who hands Earl Breese a brown envelope. Earl takes out the contents which is a large wad of bank notes.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Where is the rest of it? [B]Don Phoenix:[/B] You have only done half the job, you only get half the cash. You can get the rest after the main event tonight. [B]Big Dave:[/B] don’t worry guys. Its money in the bank! [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] I’m thirsty, you guys wanna hit the bar? [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Sounds good! [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/theenforcer.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]With that Don Phoenix grabs Big Dave by the scruff of the neck. Earl and Tom motion to intervene but are put off by the sight of the enforcer and the Outlaw who are standing nearby.[/I] [B]Don Phoenix:[/B] Listen here you drunken oaf. You better not turn up at that ring drunk tonight and whats more you better bring you’re a-Game. ‘cos I don’t like to be disappointed capiche. [B]Big Dave:[/B] Crystal clear, come on guys lets go get ready [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Good call. [B]Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Simon Peter Vs Dave "the snake"[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/simonpeter.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/davehogg.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And Simon Peter needed a late, late medical exam to be able to compete here tonight. His match with Self at Bigger, Badder and Bloodier, in a word, horrific [B]Emma:[/B] I had nightmares [B]Young Englishman:[/B] about the match [B]Emma:[/B] No I dreamt that Paris Hilton had died! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Oh, but lets not downplay the magnitude of that event. Hopefully that will put an end to the feud between the two men. Unfortunately Self cannot be with us tonight he has had a family emergency [B]Emma:[/B] I hope everything is ok. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Meanwhile in the ring tonight Simon Peter locks horns with Dave “the snake” and Peter will be looking to build momentum after last month, but Dave looks determined tonight. We have seen in recent months the combination of Dave teaming with Mickey “flash” both men feel they have not been getting there dues in the tag division and so decided to try there luck with the singles game and its proving effective here as Dave is on top against Simon Peter, perhaps last months gruelling twenty minute spectacle took its toll. [B]Emma:[/B] I’ll say [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Simon Peter looks in trouble here as Dave “the snake” wears him down with brutal forearms to the back of the neck. He’s on dream street right now! [B]Emma:[/B] How many fingers Simon? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I think a consciousesness check is a good idea? [B]Emma:[/B] That question had nothing to do with consciousness! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] EEWWWW!! Dave hoists Simon Peter up and power slams him down! [B]Emma:[/B] What’s going on, I thought I knew this guy better than that? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well for those of you who can’t see, Self is making his way to the ring with a steel chair in hand and it would appear that his rivalry with Simon Peter is far from over. He enters the ring rears back with the chair, wait a minute he has turned and taken out Dave “the snake” whats going on here? [B]Emma:[/B] I can’t believe what I’m seeing, did Self just defend Simon Peter? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It would appear so! [B]Winner: Dave “the snake” Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/self.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/simonpeter.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Self waits in the ring until Simon Peter gets to his feet. The two of them stare at each other intently. The tension mounts until Self walks over to Simon Peter and raises his hand in celebration. Simon Peter looks shocked. Self grabs a microphone and addresses Simon Peter[/I] [B]Self:[/B] Simon, give the devil his due, you are one tough son of a bitch. I gave you everything I had last month and you threw it all back at me ten fold. And you know what Simon? Lying there, blood streaming down my face, my skin charred from the fire, you know what I was thinking? I was thinking, I can’t beat this guy. So as I sat in a hospital bed and received countless stitches and was wrapped up in more gauze then Arnold Vosloo in the mummy. I got to thinking, why couldn’t I beat you? and then it all became clear to me. You know why I couldn’t beat you Simon Peter? [B]Simon Peter:[/B] Why? [B]Self:[/B] Because of god, you had god on your side that night, it’s the only reason I can think as to how you could have trumped me. There was a presence in your corner so powerful that I could no overcome it. So then I got to thinking, perhaps Simon Peter has it right, perhaps I should be aiding him, perhaps I did prevent his destiny. So Simon Peter I have repented. I will be dedicating my life to you service. From hence forth you will not just have the almighty in your corner you will have Self. [B]Simon Peter:[/B] I am glad I have bought you back to the flock my child. But I aplore your egotistical name. You have gone against my preaching and such you are a blasphemer a heathen. Your penance serves you well, but it does not iradicate your past indiscretions. From henceforth you will be known as Judas Self an indelible mark of your fall from grace. [B]Self:[/B] As you wish [B]Simon Peter:[/B] The thing that worrys me is that my master, my commander is angry that the UK Title wasn’t collected when he expected, you distracted me young Judas and my task was not done on time! He wants his payment and I fear he will now take it himself. Pray he does not take his anger out on you, for I am merely a vessel. I am but a mortal. If the holy one himself manifest we are in for a truly dark age my child. [B]Rating F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]TCP and Prime Vs The firm[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tcp.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/stevangreen.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/theenforcer.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well what was supposed to be a straight four versus four match has now become a two versus four handicap. Can you believe what the fim get up to? [B]Emma:[/B] Its bad, but they pay our wages. I guess we have to go with it. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well the decks are stacked firmly against TCP and Prime here and despite Prime managing to hold Don Phoneix at bay for the opening moment I fear the numbers will come into play. [B]Emma:[/B] Its beginning to already! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It sure is, Prime managed to get the tag to TCP, but the pimp daddy is taking a beating at the hands of The Outlaw and the Enforcer who are interchanging tags at will and really enforcing themselves in this match. If you excuse the pun. The Crystal Pimp badly needs a tag here if he is going to even survive in this match. He scurries to the corner and tags in Prime and Prime is giving it his all! He has taken out the Hitman with a top rope missile dropkick. Unbelievable skills by the the big-hearted youngster. Its not going to be enough though. Outlaw and Hitman have Prime grabbed by the neck. They lift him up for a double chokeslam. Stevan Green makes the cover and Jacob Serfling makes the three count. Its all over here. But the reign of terror by the firm continues. [B]Winner: The Firm Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/astil.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Astil makes his way to the ring microphone in hand to talk to the Torquay crowd.[/I] [B]Astil:[/B] Wow, quelle surprise! Another month another disappointment! Not on the card again, what the hell is going on? What do I have to do to get an opportunity here. I have paid my $4000 like everybody else on the roster and I have to stand by and watch a punk like that Steel City guy get opportunity after opportunity and still complain about it. Screw you Destroyer, you and that girl of yours, she is trash and so are you! I’m going to start making an impact here. You wait and see. Maybe not tonight, maybe not even next month but soon everybody is going to be talking about Astil. [B]Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Eve McQueen Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Mickey Flash Reynolds[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/evemcqueen.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/miketastic.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] A chance for a few members of the roster to prove themselves here and move out of the pack. Going into this bout I’d have to make Mickey “flash” the favourite wouldn’t you agree? [B]Emma:[/B] Yes, is that the right answer? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It’ll do! Certainly in the early going the turbinator is the aggressor taking the match to Mike Tastic. Whilst Eve McQueen grooms himself! What do you make of Eve McQueen, Emma? [B]Emma:[/B] I have seen prettier girls [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I have seen videos of the guy wrestle previously to joining us and he can go! But we are really yet to see that here. [B]Emma:[/B] He’s having a try bless him! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] and so he is, him and Mickey are going at it full tilt at the moment! Mickey throws McQueen toward the ropes and McQueen takes Mike Tastic over the top rope by mistake. The impact seems to have knocked McQueen dizzy as he stumbles around the ring. Mickey “flash” has him lined up. And it’s the Mick Show! Mickeys patented finisher! Is that the first time we have seen that? [B]Emma:[/B] I believe it is! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He follows it up with a pin and this one is over! [B]Emma:[/B] Apparently not quiet. Mike Tastic looks slightly less then pleased with Eve McQueen, it seems he has blown a gasket, he is savaging the poor, lad? [B]Emma:[/B] Here comes the cavalry! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And what a bizarre person to come to the rescue. It’s the gentleman, whats he doing out here? [B]Emma:[/B] Maybe McQueens feelings are reciprocated? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I hope not, either way Pete Davis has spaired Eve McQueen a right beating at the hands of Mike Tastic, whilst Mickey Flash picks up the victory! [B]Winner: Mickey “Flash” Reynolds Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/CENTER] [I]Panix makes his way to the ring before his match carrying a microphone. He is clearly equal parts fired up and agitated[/I] [B]Panix Storm:[/B] Hello Torquay! Welcome to the BWA! Nice to see so many familiar faces here tonight! Thanks for your continued support guys. We may not be making money, but we are making you guys entertained and that’s enough for us! But onto more pressing matters. Im sure you all witnessesd the farce earlier with the damn LNO acting under direction of the firm and taking out the one percenters. Now I know there is a long history between those two teams and when they are around each other things tend to get messy, but why are the firm constantly stacking the deck against people? Can’t they win off there own back? Its damn appalling and I want no part of it. I know im speaking on behalf of quite a few lads in the back who are sick and tired of it, my boy TCP for starters. Just a warning it hasn’t gone unnoticed and we won’t put up with it! Onto something completely different. Jaffa and I were chilling out playing a bit of X-Box the other night when we got into a debate on who would take who in a fight. I told him it didn’t matter, I would go easy on him so he didn’t get embarrassed! He thought otherwise. But as is usually the case one thing led to another and we thought it would be really cool to have that fight, Jaffa versus Panix, R and B’s collide! Jaffa has a loophole in his contract that means he can choose a contender as long as he has undertaken a number one contender match so tonight, if I beat Danny Rox, I go on to get a title shot against my best mate! So looking to Danny Rox, well he sure has been impressive these past few months beating Jay Morrison and Darren Burridge but I’m a different kettle of fish Mr Rox. So beware. There’s no where to run when Panix attacks! [B]Rating: F+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]number one contender match Panix Storm Vs. Danny Rox[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dannysinger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And we have just seen how fired up Panix is. He wants that dream match next month. The big face off between him and his best friend! And presumably the loser buys the first round! [B]Emma:[/B] He’s not there yet [B]Young Englishman:[/B] You know that much is true. Rox has been on a bit of a winning streak of late does his momentum give him the edge? [B]Emma:[/B] Winning streaks count for very little but he would have to be the more confident of the two at the moment. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] They have started off on a very even keel, neither man backing down and both of them showing some good technical skills out there. Danny Rox is now taking control, he takes Panix down to the canvas and is working on the right arm of Panix. Trying to prevent the Panic attack. Is that a good strategy? [B]Emma:[/B] Definatly! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Panix is up to a vertical base and has Rox in a head lock, but Rox rakes the eyes of Panix and regains the upper hand [B]Emma:[/B] despicable! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It certainly is, I hate to see cheating here in the BWA. [B]Emma:[/B] No I mean the fact that there is a girl in the second row wearing the same top as me! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Why is she sat in the second row? There are only 4 people here! Back to the action now and Panix looks in danger here as Danny Rox locks in a sleeper hold and the local boy is fading fast. The referee checks for signs of life, but it doesn’t look too good right now. Wait a second Panix is making a come back! He is sending elbow’s into the bread-bin of Rox and Rox is reeling! Panix throws him to the corner of the ring and starts unleashing jabs on him. Jacob Serfling tries to break it up, but Panix has accidentally knocked him down and no sooner is the ref down then we see this! Here comes Mickey “flash”! He aint part of this match! [B]Emma:[/B] No guesses as to what he wants [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He has gone straight after Panix and him and Danny Rox are well and truly annihilating him! [B]Emma:[/B] This ain’t pretty! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Mickey “flash” Reynolds leaves the ring, Jacob Serfling awakes and Danny Rox gets the three count and the dream title match next month is not going to happen. Instead we are going to have Jaffa taking on Danny Rox! [B]Winner: Danny Rox Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Don Phoenix makes his way to the ring surrounded by his usual entourage. Outlaw prizes apart the ropes to make it easier for the Don to enter the ring. The Don is dressed smartly and has news for the audience.[/I] [B]Don Phoenix:[/B] Thank you for coming tonight, I’m sure you are all dying to hear about the situation surrounding the women in the BWA and what is going to happen to the womens title. Well as you know there is a lotta women in the BWA. And they all want a piece of the pie. And I am not the kinda guy who will just throw all these women in the ring at the same time and watch them get on with it. Theres too much luck involved and our girl Olly Vixen don’t need no stinking luck to win the crown, she can do it with skill! So here is how its gonna go down. I have currently received 8 people declare an interest in the womens title. So as of tonight I am debuting the womens title league. Each women will face the other 7 competitors with four points being awarded for a win. two for a draw and none for a loss. Any disqualifications will result in the subtraction of one point, the decision on wether the disqualification was the persons fault will be made be a review panel, that review panel is me! The tournament kicks off tonight with Dawn Bovey against Dawn Storm. Before I go, I know what your thinking, we don’t have eight ladies on the roster in the BWA. But don’t worry, we will, we will. [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]tag titles [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/BWATAG.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/BWATAG.jpg[/IMG] The Heroes Vs Gringo and The Steel City Destroyer[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/herochamp1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/marklucas.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/SCD.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And here we have the brand new teaming of Gringo and the Steel City Destroyer, well these guys talk a good game and people being managed by Justin Short don’t lose, simple as! Is it going to be a win for the newbies? [B]Emma:[/B] I think that the heroes need to buy themselves a c0cktail umbrella ‘cos I think this is going to be the shortest reign in history! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That’s possibly the worst attempt at humour I have ever heard! Never mind, we are off here and the match commences with the ever impressive Destroer taking on Pants Boy, it’s a good start by the champ, he is looking solid in the ring against the destroyer, as you can see his girlfriend Alexa is watching on from ringside. Pants boy dominating but Destroyer makes the tag and in comes Gringo. And pants boy not looking phased at all tonight. He really looks in tip top condition as he makes the tag to Chris Funk, Chris is now continuing the champions good form with some strong looking offense including a powerful flapjack. Gringo needs to make the tag here and does so. Steel City Destroyer is in the ring now and he locks up with Chris Funk. What do you make of the Destroyer so far? [B]Emma:[/B] Well barring his early loss, he seems impressive. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I would agree, I know he isn’t a fan of tag wrestling, but he is giving a good account of himself here! He is taking the funker to the limit. Chris Funk is making a comeback now though, he whips the destroyer into the ropes and tries to hit a clothesline, but the destroyer had similar ideas and both men go down. They are trying to reach there respective corners now and they both do at the same time. Pants boy is cleaning house here, he sends down Gringo with one punch, now it’s the destroyers turn and he has time to taunt him with a hero like gesture before an uppercut puts the destroyer on his backside. Uh oh, he hasn’t seen Gringo get back up and he’s waiting for him. It’s the Gringo drop, the GRINGO DROP! And this one is over! We have new tag champions. The heroes miss there chance to defend and Gringo and the Steel City Destroyer have the gold! [B]Winner: Gringo and Steel City Destroyer Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/SCD.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Gringo and the destroyer stand in the ring and hold there belts aloft they are interrupted by all four members of the firm plus Olly Vixen. Don Phoenix walks menacingly up to Gringo and the shakes him firmly by the hand. He hands both Gringo and Steel City Destroyer packages similar to the one he had given to LNO earlier.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/stevangreen.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/theenforcer.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/olly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Gringo:[/B] The Gringo says this, he wants to thank Don Phoenix for all that he has done [B]Steel City Destroyer:[/B] Mr Phoenix you bought order to the chaos that was the BWA. You have made sure that the destroyer is given the respect he deserves! [B]Gringo:[/B] So the Gringo says this, you upheld your part of the deal so we uphold ours! Here are your belts! [I]Gringo and Steel City Destroyer hand over the title belts to the firm who hold them aloft as if they had strived and conquered to win them.[/I] [B]Don Phoenix:[/B] You boys done real good tonight and a deal is a deal. You bought me the BWA tag belts so next month you get to face each other for a shot at the UK title. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I cant believe what I’m seeing here! [B]Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Dawn Storm Vs Dawn Oxley[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dawn.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dawnoxley.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So here it is, the opening match of the Womens title division. 7 matches lie between each of these eight women and immortality! I have to admit I’m not a fan of Don Phoenix, but this concept is great. [B]Emma:[/B] No prises for guessing why you like it [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I can’t wait to see who the two new women are joing the roster. I sure hope that I fall in love with one of them and end up marrying them! [B]Emma:[/B] That seems kind of random [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Yes, I suppose it is! But back to the here and now and Dawn Storm has a real bee in her bonnet with Dawn Oxley after last week. And you can see that in the early part of this match [B]Emma:[/B] Hell hath no fury! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] But that rage might not be the ideal tonic in this match up as Storm is making mistakes out there and Oxley seems to be capatilizing, as emphasized there with a powerful roundhouse kick. [B]Emma:[/B] You think Panix enjoyed that one? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] No man likes to see his wife fighting. Although he is at ringside with Jaffa again! It looks to me like Dawn Oxley might get this one done early. Wait a minute, here comes Olly Vixen, she is putting a beating on poor Dawn Oxley, but inadvertedly doen’t that actually credit Oxley with all four points here? [B]Emma:[/B] I think it does, but with the beating she is giving out here it might not matter either way. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Thank goodness for this, Dawn Storm has seen enough and shes going to break it up. [B]Emma:[/B] no she aint! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Dawn is helping Olly Vixen put a beating on Dawn Oxley, I don’t believe this. Well Panix is in the ring now remonstrating with his wife and the pair of them don’t look happy! [B]Winner: Dawn Storm Rating: F+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/chrisfunk.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/marklucas.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Pants boy is shown sat in the locker room with his head in his hands in despair he is approached by Chris Funk[/I] [B]Chris Funk:[/B] Listen kid, I know that you took that loss hard today. But you’re a super hero damn it and super heros don’t get sad! [B]Pants boy:[/B] Yeah they do, I saw it on Smallville [B]Chris Funk:[/B] Smallville aint real life son! [B]Pants boy:[/B] sure it is! [B]Chris Funk:[/B] no it isn’t! damn it! You think in real life super heros have several different super-human abilitys? The world don’t work like that kid! Us heros only tend to have one ability for example you have the super human ability to wear pants on your head, as for me son, well I am the funkiest man alive bar none. I got soul, but im not a soldier! You just got a deal and move on, we will win back those belts kid, trust me! [B]Pants boy:[/B] You really think so? [B]Chris Funk:[/B] I know so! [B]Rating: F+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]loser leaves the BWA Darren Burridge Vs Jay Morrison[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/darrenburridge-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And this aint no ordinary match-up Emma, somebody is leaving this bad-boy with a P-45! [B]Emma:[/B] Who uses bad-boy? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Erm, I do! The bell rings and we are underway here and both of these men seem intent on making an early impact. Jay Morrison on a bit of a slump since coughing up his title and he blames Burridge for that, that is where this issue began. But it all ends tonight and quickly too if Burridge has his way, as he pummels away at the Jay-man. [B]Emma:[/B] it’ll be sad to see either man go [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It will indeed! Both men are fighting tooth and nail here, desperate to keep a hold of there position in the BWA! [B]Emma:[/B] having said that, I’m kind of rooting for Morrison he is after-all a BWA original. [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Not only an original but the first ever BWA UK champion no-less! And the former champ is beginning to show some of that edge that saw him pick up that belt in the first place, he’s quick as a hiccup and is running Burridge ragged at the moment. Burridge regains the impetus though with a snap suplex that sends the Jay-man for a ride! This could go either way [B]Emma:[/B] I just think Burridge is beginning to edge it though. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Yes indeed, the Pukka one is beginning to make experience tell here as he turns the screw on Morrison. Morrison is back on his feet now though and going blow for blow with Burridge I have never seen fisticuffs like it! [B]Emma:[/B] I have never heard the word fisticuffs used! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That’s ‘cos your 12! But it does neither man any good and Jacob Serfling comes to separate the... Oopsies. Jacob Serfling got caught there by a stray punch and he is out for the count. The match continues, but now, here runs Astil, he talked about making an impact, perhaps this is what he means! Astil has gone straight for Darren Burridge! He has taken him out completely here. Surely as soon as the ref comes too this is over, wait one second, is that Samoa Joe? Joe is getting involved now putting a beating on Morrison. [B]Emma:[/B] Its carnage here! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And it’s not over yet. Prime runs to the ring to help out Astil and it seems like a two on three. But not for long, there are another two men joining in the fracas! I don’t recognise them .Wait, is that Robbie Brookside? [B]Emma:[/B] Nevermind Robbie-bloody brookside, the other one is viscera! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I don’t have a clue whats going on here its just a masss brawl. Serfling calls for the bell and I think its been judged as a double DQ, but what happens to Jay Morrison and Darren Burridge now I don’t know! [B]Winner: Double DQ Rating: E+[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]“The music man” JW and “the Gentleman” Peter Davis make there way to the ring and enter it bearing microphones.[/I] [B]JW:[/B] So Gringo that’s what you think of the BWA tag titles is it? You disgust me. You put in all that effort. You triumph over a solid team who deserved the belts and then you spit on the heros and you spit on the belt by relinquishing them in that manner! [B]Pete:[/B] He’s right, you two oughta be disgusted, there are teams like the one percenters who have steam rollered through the tag division without so much as a sniff of success and you two clowns come out and get the shot handed to you and then give up the belts for a shot at solo glory, it makes me sick to my hind teeth. [B]JW:[/B] And the firm, the big, intelligent firm, you think your so clever don’t you? Buying your way to the tag team titles. Well you ain’t going to be buying the UK title as well, you see it won’t just be LNO at ringside for the main event tonight Pete Davis and I are going to be there too! [B]Pete:[/B] And one more thing Don Phoenix, if you think your so smart how about you pick two of your boys to defend the tag team straps next month and me and JW here will take them off your hands? [I]With that Eve McQueen starts heading towards the ring. Pete Davis dives out of the ring and speeds away leaving JW in the ring shaking his head and rolling his eyes.[/I] [B]Rating: E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/mainevent.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]UK title [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/uktitle-1.jpg[/IMG] [B]Big Dave (with LNO) Vs. Jaffa (with “the music man” JW and Peter “The Gentleman” Davis)[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/JAFCHAMP.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Roll up, roll up, roll up, welcome to the main event as the orange knight takes on Big Dave each man with two corner men per piece! [B]Emma:[/B] I can’t believe how defiant JW and Davis are being, they could end up out of a job! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Those two have a pretty strong moral compass and im sure they are just trying to do the right thing here! We are underway here and of course Jaffa giving up a big height advantage to Big Dave, who is a giant of a man! [B]Emma:[/B] Tallest guy in the BWA in his slippers! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He ain’t wearing slippers! [B]Emma:[/B] Its an expression, I think? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So far the LNO are purely sitting out the role of cheerleaders. With JW and Pete Davis out here I think they are two scared to get involved! [B]Emma: [/B]fear not, Tom Lynch has some dutch courage! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Who brings a bottle of JD to the ring? [B]Emma:[/B] Tom Lynch! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Fair point! Wait a minute he has slid the empty bottle into the ring, Earl Breese has the ref distracted. Big Dave has the bottle! But JW rushes the ring and smacks Big Dave with his tuba. Big Dave is out for the count! Jacob Serfling turns around to see Jaffa making the pin and this one is over thanks largely to the efforts of JW! [B]Emma:[/B] Jaffa retains, but I don’t think the firm will be too happy with LNO. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That’s for sure, I think they had designs on the UK title! I guess we will see how the firm react next month! [B]Winner: Jaffa Rating F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/eventanalysis.jpg[/IMG] [B]Rating: F+ Attendance: 4[/B] Ouch! A poor rating and a poor attendance. I guess Jaffa can’t quite carry the card like I thought he might be able to, at least not yet anyway!

[G-Prime]

Ho-ly crap! Joe, Brookside and Viscera? What am I getting involved in?

[Self]

Judas Self? Rock on.

[theoutlaw321]

[QUOTE=G-Prime;364409]Ho-ly crap! Joe, Brookside and Viscera? What am I getting involved in?[/QUOTE] Sounds like a whole load of it! lol

[Phantom Stranger]

Well that was fun. Interesting - the Firm feels the need to recruit the lords of the tag team division to do their dirty work. Makes you wonder how long they'll survive once they've pissed off their other heel support... My bet, to be honest, is not long, and then the infighting begins. And then it gets messy.

[Irish Wolf]

[QUOTE=Self;364412]Judas Self? Rock on.[/QUOTE] So it is written so it shall be.