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[B][I]Miketastic, Panix, The Music Man and Dawn Oxley[/I][/B] Vs. Gringo, Mickey "Flash" Reynolds, "The Enforcer" Steve Smith and Olly Vixen [I][B]Becky D[/B][/I] Vs. "Irish Eyes" Alexa Danny Rox Vs. [B][I]Jay Morrison[/I][/B] Steel City Destroyer and Simon Peter Vs. [B][I]The Heroes (Pants Boy and Chris Funk)[/I][/B] [I][B]Don Phoenix[/B][/I] Vs. The Crystal Pimp (Like I'm going to go against anyone named Phoenix!) Trell and Wallbanger (gauntlet) Vs. Eve McQueen and Pete "The Gentleman" Davis [I][B]Astil and Prime[/B][/I] The Outlaw and The Hitman "Stevan Green" BWA UK Title Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa: [B][I]DRAW[/I][/B]
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Predictions Miketastic, Panix, The Music Man and Dawn Oxley Vs. Gringo, Mickey "Flash" Reynolds, "The Enforcer" Steve Smith and Olly Vixen Becky D Vs. [B]"Irish Eyes" Alexa[/B] [B]Danny Rox[/B] Vs. Jay Morrison hmmmmm he seems like a cool guy he is sure to win :p Steel City Destroyer and Simon Peter Vs. [B]The Heroes (Pants Boy and Chris Funk)[/B] pants lol Don Phoenix Vs.[B] The Crystal Pimp[/B] [B]Trell and Wallbanger[/B] (gauntlet) Vs. Eve McQueen and Pete "The Gentleman" Davis Astil and Prime The Outlaw and The Hitman "Stevan Green" BWA UK Title Darren Burridge Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B]
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[B]Miketastic, Panix, The Music Man and Dawn Oxley [/B]Vs. Gringo, Mickey "Flash" Reynolds, "The Enforcer" Steve Smith and Olly Vixen [B]Becky D[/B] Vs. "Irish Eyes" Alexa Danny Rox Vs. [B]Jay Morrison[/B] [B]Steel City Destroyer and Simon Peter[/B] Vs. The Heroes (Pants Boy and Chris Funk) Don Phoenix Vs. The Crystal Pimp Trell and Wallbanger (gauntlet) Vs. Eve McQueen and Pete "The Gentleman" Davis Astil and Prime [B]The Outlaw and The Hitman "Stevan Green"[/B] BWA UK Title Darren Burridge Vs. [B]Jaffa[/B]
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[CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/endoftheroad-1.jpg[/IMG] [B]Live from St Lukes Church Hall, Torquay[/B][/CENTER] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/olly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A video plays of Olly Vixen. She seem’s in high spirits![/I] [B]Olly Vixen:[/B] You may not of heard of me, but my name is Olly Vixen. I joined the BWA coming 1000’s of miles from my home in Norway to be here. Why you ask? I will tell you, I got a phone call from Don Phoenix, the same Don Phoenix that managed to get my dad a british citizenship. And Don Phoenix said to me “Olly, I got a place for you here in the BWA, you want to join the firm with your old man?” And I did, you see when you are part of the firm you don’t worry about other people anymore, if some one hassles a member of the group it is a slant on the rest of the group. You see we are a family and there’s nothing more important then family! Now TCP wants to stab the godfather of the family in the back, by trafficking ladies in an organization that Don Phoenix is in charge of? Well, usually Don Phoenix would let one of the family teach him some respect, but he is so incensed he is taking care of this one personally! [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dawnoxley.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Dawn Oxley walks past and can’t help but comment.[/I] [B]Dawn Oxley:[/B] hold on, hold on, what in the name of Pete are you rabbiting on about? My family wa wa wa, listen here Olly. You may have been a hard ass over in Norway, with your big, bad, don and what-not, but here in England we get things done a little differently, so I suggest you shut your trap and let your actions do the talking ‘cos tonight you will be going up against me! And Dawn Oxley doesn’t need a family, she has all the family she needs right here, meet my dad, Fist number one and my mum fist number two. I’m sure you will get better acquainted later on [I]With that Dawn walks off with a smile on her face whilst Olly Vixen is left seething![/I] [B]Rating: E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [B]Gringo, Mickey "Flash" Reynolds, "The Enforcer" Steve Smith and Olly Vixen Vs. Miketastic, Panix, The Music Man and Dawn Oxley[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/justinchortie.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mickeyflash.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/theenforcer.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/olly.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/miketastic.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/panix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jw.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dawnoxley.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] An interesting bout to get us up and running today. Still no word from Gringo or Justin Short about the end of last months UK Title match up, big confusion there! Is Jaffa now aligned with Short? Will Short be managing Jay Morrison tonight? Will he be managing Gringo? Well I guess the first of those questions has been answered. Gringo comes to the ring with Justin Short. So I guess the two of them were in cahoots over the title change! [B]Emma:[/B] I don’t know what cahoots means but I’m sure you are right! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Of course this inter-gender match has a lot of needle, with Gringo squaring up with JW once more. Panix is facing his nemesis Mickey “flash”. Plus Panix and Mike Tastic getting an opportunity to score a measure of revenge against the assailant who caused so much carnage at against the odds we have now found out that that man is The Enforcer Steve Smith and he makes his debut tonight alongside two more debutants. Dawn Oxley and Olly Vixen [B]Emma:[/B] It’s a mixed bag, it really is! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It certainly is and remember this is an inter-gender match which means the girls face the girls and the boys fight the boys! [B]Emma:[/B] So if you were taking part, you’d be facing Olly Vixen? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Cute! So we get underway with Mickey “flash” and the music man. These two guys only know one way to fight, and that’s hard! Look at the intensity as they go after each other with a brawling style. This certainly isn’t pretty to watch just at the moment. But perhaps things will change now as Mickey Tags in the enforcer. All we have seen of Mr Smith is what he did last month. What do you think Emma? [B]Emma:[/B] Well he looks a bit ‘ard don’t he? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Hard is one way of putting it! He is somewhat having his way with JW at the moment. Serving up multiple slams to the canvas to the former school teacher. JW manages to get in a tag now though and Panix enters the ring all fired up after the fiasco last month. He is throwing everything he can at Steve Smith, but the enforcer is barely flinching. Is this guy made of steel? [B]Emma:[/B] I think he may be harder then that! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] And maybe, just maybe the guts and intestinal fortitude of Panix won’t be enough to see him through here. I spoke too soon. Panix has a life line as he manages to reach a hand. Unfortunately it’s the hand of the beautiful Dawn Oxley. She looks reluctant to enter the ring here. [B]Emma:[/B] With The Enforcer still inside it, I’m not surprised! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Jacob Serfling bravely ushers out the enforcer and we continue the match up with the ladies. Both of whom making there first appearances with the BWA since there recent signings. As we heard earlier. Olly has committed herself to “the firm” but Dawn Oxley was un-impressed! That’s why there is a bit of needle in the ring at the moment! [B]Emma:[/B] Will you stop talking about needle? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Sorry……needle! Anyway, Vixen tags out to Gringo and now Dawn will have to tag out. Oh my word she has tagged in JW and business is about to pick up! JW flies across the ring and near takes off Gringo’s head with a clothesline! Gringo is back up, but JW lays into him with a round of chest-slaps! A nice scoop slam by JW and the crowd are going bananas. Justin Short enters the ring to intervene but gets a DDT for his trouble. JW is on fire here. He tags in Mike Tastic who continues to work over Gringo who is clearly stunned by the powerful onslaught of the music man! A slack move by Mike Tastic there, he went up top and tried for the big elbow drop and there was nobody home. That allows Gringo to tag out and Mickey “flash” is back. [B]Emma:[/B] Can’t beat the turbinator! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Mike tastic can’t at the moment! Rumour has it that before the accident that gave Mike tastic his superhuman strength him and Mickey “flash” were colleagues. But apparently there is no emotional connection there as Mickey is savaging Mike and Mr Tastic could use a tag here! He isn’t going to get it though I feel as Mickey tags in Gringo and Gringo works over Mike Tastic in the corner. [B]Emma:[/B] Gringo seems to improve every week [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He does, but I can’t wait to see what happens when JW finally gets him into a one on one situation. That could make for an interesting battle. But back to the action here and Mike tastic looks to be fading Gringo is lining him up for the Gringo drop! Wait a minute, what a counter by Mike tastic, countering the Gringo drop with a snap suplex! And both men are on the deck and crawling toward there respective corners! Who is going ot make the first tag? Its Miketastic and Panix enters the ring fresh as a daisy. Gringo try to cut him off, but he sends him to the canvas with a stiff punch. now Mickey “flash” tries to take him out, but he is downed with the “panic attack” Olly tries to weigh in, but Panix ducks and Olly is clobbered by Dawn Oxley! Its chaos here as Steve Smith wades in and catches Panix with the big boot. I’m not sure who the legal man is, but Jacob Serfling is counting the pinfall for Steve Smith and The Enforcer looked dominant tonight. [B]Emma:[/B] He sure did, the mystery man who claims to be the new authority in the BWA has a valuable ally in Steve Smith! [B]Winner: Gringo, Mickey "Flash" Reynolds, "The Enforcer" Steve Smith and Olly Vixen Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jacobserfling.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/mystery.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A video is shown of a mysterious man stepping out of the shadows. The man hands a letter to Jacob Serfling who opens is and begins to read.[/I] [B]Jacob Serfling:[/B] I can’t do that! [B]Mystery man: [/B]You can and you will, or you will be collecting your P45 capiche? [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Becky D Vs. "Irish Eyes" Alexa[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/beckyd.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/irisheyesalexa.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Apparently, the crowd reaction was so intense during this match at the last show they decided a re-match would be good for business! [B]Emma:[/B] It was a closely contested bout to say the least! I wonder if the UK champ are watching from ringside again? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well with a crowd of about half a dozen and a guy who wears luminous Orange you should be able to spot him, yep look there he is with Panix, despite them not teaming for a few months those too are thick as thieves! Jaffa was even best man at Panix and Dawn Storm’s wedding! [B]Emma:[/B] Awww, that’s sweet [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well we are underway here and the girls are putting on quite a show! [B]Emma:[/B] In more ways then one! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That’s right Emma, I think Becky D is trying to get the fans behind her tonight as she is wearing a pretty provocative ring attire tonight! [B]Emma:[/B] Hussey! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I think Mr D is a very lucky guy! Owww, he might not be seeing too much action tonight though as Alexa hangs Becky D out to dry on the top rope! A nasty looking manoeuvre there! [B]Emma:[/B] even with no Adams apple that’s going to bruise! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Alexa is posturing to the crowd and now she goes to pin Becky D. But Becky has reversed it with a roll up pin of her own. She gets the 3 count, was Becky D playing possum there? [B]Emma:[/B] I think she was! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well that sure showed some gumption! I believe its one a piece now! [B]Winner: Becky D Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/earlbreesetagtitle.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tomlynchtagtitle.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The LNO stumble there way to the ring in typical drunken fashion. They all look a little bit more sombre then usual though.[/I] [B]Big Dave:[/B] I guess you guys want to know why we are feeling sad? Well the truth is that we are sad ‘cos we haven’t got a match tonight. But we thought that we would come out and talk to you lot anyway! [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] Even though you smell! [B]Big Dave:[/B] Even though they smell! You see we had a bit of a run in with the new management here and apparently the one percenters are complaining about a lack of a title shot. Who would have known? [B]Earl Breese:[/B] Who would have known? [B]Big Dave:[/B] Well, I didn’t think it was fair that my homies and me were punished because one of us got an injury, so we spoke politely to the firm and said “Mr Phoenix, couldn’t we make them earn there title shot?” fortunately he said yep! [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] Yeah he did! [B]Big Dave:[/B] So tonight you guys are going to be running the gauntlet, you have to beat three teams or you will never, ever get another title shot! [B]Tom Lynch:[/B] Never? [B]Big Dave: [/B]Well he said never, but this is wrestling, they will probably just go a couple of months and wait for this lot to forget, don’t forget all wrestling fans are stoopid! [B]Earl Breese:[/B] He has a point, has anybody seen my vodka? Somebody seems to have swanned off with it! [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]The LNO are interrupted by the one percenters, there is a palpable tension and LNO look ever so slightly nervous at the sight of there rivals.[/I] [B]Wallbanger:[/B] The new BWA management want to make the ONE PERCENTERS run the goddamn gauntlet?!? Do you have ANY idea what you clowns are IN for? We'll make the whole goddamn BWA eat asphalt to get what we want, what we got SCREWED out of three months ago, the BWA Tag Team titles! Let me and my bro clue you in on something -- people like to say that 99% of bikers and biker clubs are decent law-abiding citizens. That's why we call ourselves the ONE percenters -- we'll do what we want, how we want, when we want. You put half the BWA in the ring with us in one show, there won't BE a next show, except of course for when we finally get our hands on LNO for the titles, and when we do, we'll beat the living hell out of you, just like last time. Once we get done with you punks, LNO is going to stand for Losers Need Organ donors! [B]Trell:[/B] That’s right, Big Dave, Tom, Earl. You best get to praying ‘cos we don’t play nice! You have had a hold of them belts for 3 months too long now and sooner or later our paths are gonna cross and when they do, it don’t end well for you. I mean fair play, you boys have done well to get to were you are. You have used your heads and it has seen you keep those belts. But your “intellect” isn’t going to protect you for much longer, ‘cos we are going to run the gauntlet tonight and next month we are coming for our titles! [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Steel City Destroyer and Simon Peter Vs. The Heroes (Pants Boy and Chris Funk)[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/SCD.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/with.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/irisheyesalexa.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/simonpeter.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/chrisfunk.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/marklucas.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] When two super heroes unite it is often cause for celebration. Today is one of those days. As pants boy has a fellow super hero with him in the ring today! [B]Emma:[/B] Super! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I have to say as much as I like these guys, it’s so nice to see Alexa brushing off her earlier loss and accompanying her man to the ring! [B]Emma:[/B] I’m sure it is! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So which way do you see this one going? Emma: Well, pants boy never really seems to win anything does he? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Do you think that is due to his propensity for staring up at the ceiling? [B]Emma:[/B] Little bit! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well its pants boy to start and he locks horns with the steel City destroyer as his beautiful, stunning, attractive manager watches from the ring side [B]Emma:[/B] Will you show a bit of professionalism? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Sorry, I got carried away. After exchanging a few holds Pants boy tags in the new boy Chris Funk, allegedly a member of the famous Funk family! [B]Emma:[/B] Really? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] erm….no, I made it up, would have been cool though wouldn’t it? [B]Emma:[/B] What would be cool, is if you stopped talking gobledy gook and called the match [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Easy tiger, don’t get your panties in a bunch, excuse my colleague, she is having ‘ladies problems’! [B]Emma:[/B] Your about to have foot-in-your-ass problems! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Perhaps I should get back to the match. Where the team of SCD and Simon Peter are taking control over the rookie Funk. He has a lot to learn, but he is still fighting! Some good double teaming work being done by, Destroyer and Simon Peter though. A tag would be handy! And he makes the tag! In runs pants boy, fired up and ready to rumble, he is unloading on the steel city destroyer, now Simon Peter tries to come to his aid, but Pants boy flattens him! Are we going to have a huge upset here? Wait one bally second, is that Self? [B]Emma:[/B] Of course! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He looks like he is ready to rock here, he has a steel chair in hand and he goes straight for Simon Peter. Jacob Serfling rings the bell. The match is awarded to steel and Peter, but Simon Peter is taking a real beating here at the hands of Self. I guess that Self has decided against repenting and helping Simon Peter! [B]Winner: Simon Peter and The Steel City Destroyer Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/JAFCHAMP.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Jaffa makes his way to the ring sporting his UK Title, he is dressed from head to toe in a bright orange Zoot Suit![/I] [B]Jaffa: [/B]Welcome Torquay to the start of Jaffamania! [I]The crowd give a polite ovation[/I] [B]Jaffa:[/B] Well against three of the toughest sods in the BWA, I came out on top and I have heard the boys in the locker room talking about the run in by Gringo and did I have anything to do with it, well I can answer that right now! The answer is no! You see up in epping, near essex, were I’m from. You don’t win by cheating I’m a fair man and I want to prove to you fans, the guys who pay my wages that Jaffamania is all about fairness so tonight at “end of the road” I will be defending my title and I will be defending it against Darren Burridge! [B]Rating: D-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]THE GAUNTLET[/COLOR][/SIZE] [B]Trell and Wallbanger Vs. Eve McQueen and Pete "The Gentleman" Davis[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/evemcqueen.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/petedavis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well here we have a very interesting situation. The “new management” here in BWA has decreed that in order to get a straight shot at the title they have to run the gauntlet! 3 matches in succession they have to overcome to gain that coveted shot at BWA glory! First up is the teaming of Eve McQueen and Peter Davis [B]Emma:[/B] Apparently Peter picked her up in a bar and regretted it the morning after and she has been hanging around ever since! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It happens to us all, it happens to us all! We are underway in this match and Trell looks keen to get this one done and dusted quickly! He isn’t holding back due to gender issues with McQueen, mainly ‘cos there aren’t any! McQueen is taking a severe beating here! But she manages to tag in Davis, but at the same time Trell tags Wallbanger. Banger charges at Davis and hits a running Banger Smash! That’s all she wrote. Davis is out for the count and Trell and Wallbanger advance! [B]Winner: The One Percenters Rating: F-[/B] [CENTER][B]Astil and Prime[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/astil.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] well they overcame that obstacle without breaking a sweat, I think that goes to emphasize what a force this tag team really is! [B]Emma:[/B] That match sure finished quickly! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] It seems that none of the teams going against the One Percenters are established as teams does that work in the favour of the contenders. [B]Emma:[/B] Oh Defo, plus the fact that they have something to fight for [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Oh yeah, the title shot is a big incentive for the one percenters, but make no mistake nobody likes to lose here in the BWA, although at times I wonder about Pants Boy! They are underway and Wallbanger is up against Prime, a big size difference here, but Prime holding his own. Just needs to make his speed wok for him and not get drawn into a physical confrontation. [B]Emma:[/B] you don’t wanna be going toe to toe with these guys, they will break you! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Prime was clearly tiring and made the tag to Astil, Astil struggling to keep on top of the one percenters and they are ravaging him. Trell hits the “forearm from Trell” on Astil and tries for the pinfall, prime rushes in to try and break it up, but he is cut off by wallbanger and this one is done and dusted! One more win to go and they have there iron clad title shot! [B]Winner: The One Percenters Rating: F-[/B] [CENTER][B]The Firm (The Outlaw and “The Hitman” Stevan Green)[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/stevangreen.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/outlaw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So it comes down to this, just Outlaw and Stevan Green stand between the one percenters and there nemesis’ the LNO. Quick prediction here Emma, will Trell and Wallbanger do it? [B]Emma:[/B] I believe they will! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well I guess we will see as Wallbanger and Hitman start the match. Wallbanger looks as pumped now as he did taking on the first team, there is so much desire in this team! But he isn’t having his own way with the Hitman, the Hitmans speed and technical abilities are working well against the flat out physical aggression being shown by Wallbanger. [B]Emma:[/B] sometimes it pays to wrestle smart, instead of wrestling strong. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Maybe your right, it would seem that being so fired up is beginning to come back to haunt these too as they look very tired, there’s only so long you can go full tilt before you have to make your way down through the gears. [B]Emma:[/B] Well it looks like Trell went from 4th to neutral there, he was tagged by Wallbanger, but Greeny tagged in the Outlaw and the freshness factor is becoming a real issue for the would-be-champions here! [B]Emma:[/B] They need a miracle here! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I don’t know if they are going to get one! A spinebuster by the Outlaw on Trell and the big bearded bad ass is in real trouble here! He stumbles to his feet and Outlaw locks in a sleeper hold! Trell is fading fast and Wallbanger is in no state for a rescue mission! Jacob Serfling checks his arm once – no response, a second time – still nothing a third time – he’s turned and called for the bell, but no sooner had he turned then Trell’s arm shot up in the air! This is ridiculous! Is Serfling on the firm’s pay roll? Either way he has just cost the one percenters a title shot! And they really do not look happy at all! Wallbanger is back on his feet and in the ring with a steel chain! The one percenters and the firm are going at it hard and people from backstage are pouring into the ring to split them up. I’m still in shock at the ending to this match! [B]Winner: The Firm (“The Hitman” Stevan Green and The Outlaw) Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Don Phoenix makes his way to the ring, he speaks in a gravely voice and it is clear that he is the same guy from last month’s video[/I] [B]Don Phoenix:[/B] Welcome Torquay to the start of a new era. The era of “the firm” we are officially in charge here at the BWA which means we make the matches and we choose the contenders. You have seen already tonight the power we posses and we will crush anybody who shows us disrespect! Be good to us and we will be good to you. Defy us and you will be taken care of, capiche? [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Don Phoenix Vs. The Crystal Pimp[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/tcp.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] As you have just seen, it was this guy Don Phoenix who we saw talking about taking over the show last week and his apparent protégé’s, Steve Smith, Outlaw and Hitman looked in tip top condition, winning there matches earlier. Now we will see how the Don himself holds up against TCP, cast your mind back to last week, the Don was a little critical of The Pimp-daddy and his role surrounding the women in the BWA. For those of you that don’t know TCP was instrumental in the signing of several of the ladies on the BWA roster. [B]Emma:[/B] He didn’t sign me! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I am quite aware of that! They are underway here and lets see how Don Phoenix fairs, say Don Phoenix sounds kind of mafia like doesn’t it? [B]Emma:[/B] I think that’s the point! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Ah I see, well we get to see tonight whether the Don has the muscle to back up his claims or if he is all mouth! Certainly in the early going he is holding his own. He actually looks comparatively technically capable. But in the BWA that just means you can perform a hammerlock! Having said that Darren Burridge has been working with a lot of people on the roster teaching them a few tricks he has learnt through his years as a pro-wrestler! [B]Emma:[/B] Stop rambling and get back to the match! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Ah yes, the match! TCP seems to be coming strong now. He has even found a bit of time to give a little love for the few fans in attendance. What a gent! That might be a mistake though! TCP is looking down the ramp and there are three large men making there way towards him! The enforcer, the hitman and the outlaw, this does not look good for TCP. And whilst he is distracted Don Phoenix attacks him from behind! The other three enter the ring and its now 4 on 1! They are making an example of TCP! He is taking a real beating! [B]Emma:[/B] I may not like the guy, but I can barely watch this, it’s a massacre, is there one backstage willing to help? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I think there is, look its Jaffa! He speeds into the ring and is handing out free cans of whoopass! Although the numbers game looks to be paying off and now the pair of them are taking a beating. Jaffa might regret his brave move when he takes on Darren Burridge later tonight. [B]Emma:[/B] This all looks a little scary to me. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] I agree, having beaten down TCP and Jaffa so hard they are down and out, the four men, or the firm as they are apparently called stand in the ring looking very pleased with there nights work, as well they may with 2 wins from 3 and this massacre are we set to see an era of dominance from this group of men? [B]Emma:[/B] I’m afraid that might be the case and if so, it can only be bad! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Real bad! [B]Winner: The Crystal Pimp Rating: F-[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/self.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A video is played of the backstage area, Self has a microphone[/I] [B]Self:[/B] You see Simon Peter, I can play dirty too. You want to come here week in, week out and mess with me because the voices in your head tell you too? Well listen here you crazy son of a bitch. I’m done with it. I’m sick and tired of all the run-ins, all the attacks, all the beatings, it all ends next month. Put up, or shut up! You wanna antagonize me? Antagonize me! Get in the ring and I will kick your bitchy little ass! Picture this, next month Self Vs. Simon Peter! And forget talking about your soul, you better check that at the door! ‘cos I want you in a no-holds barred match. Sign that waiver you pias son of a bitch, because what I’m going to do to you is illegal in all parts of Britain! Best start praying to your god Mr Peter, ‘cos next month you are going to need a miracle! [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/match.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]Danny Rox Vs. Jay Morrison[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dannysinger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/jaymorrison.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Danny Rox gets his opportunity to break his losing streak and get a jump start here at the BWA here tonight [B]Emma:[/B] No doubt a win over Morrison would be a massive boost! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Your right, not just to his morale but to his position on the card too. A win over the former UK champion might well propel Rox into the title picture [B]Emma:[/B] It’s not going to be easy though [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Very astute, Morrison held on to that belt for as long as he could and although he isn’t the most popular man on the BWA roster there are whisperings that he would still be champ if it weren’t for the meddling of Gringo and Justin Short. Although speaking to the Jay-man earlier he holds Darren Burridge responsible for his fall from grace. [B]Emma:[/B] Really? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He feels that if the match had of been a triple threat that Justin Short would have had more faith in him and he would have been able to maintain his manager’s good graces. [B]Emma:[/B] He does have a point! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] erm……maybe in crazy land! The bell rings here and Rox isn’t backing down, I think this lad feels he has a point to prove and he is dominating Morrison in the early going. [B]Emma:[/B] Fair play to Rox, he is very fit! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] You mean athletic? [B]Emma:[/B] If you like! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] The crowd not keen to get behind either of these men, though it still seems like Rox is just shading this closely contested battle. Could it be that Morrison’s BWA successes have been solely down to Justin Short? [B]Emma:[/B] I think Short was a big plus point for Morrison [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Well he certainly seems to be struggling without him! As Danny Rox takes Morrison down to the canvas yet again, this time with a picture perfect dropkick! He locks in a submission hold and that looks mighty painful and, I don’t believe this, Jay Morrison is tapping out? The referee calls it and Danny Rox has picked up his first BWA victory from a lacklustre Jay Morrison. Talk about you anti-climax [B]Emma:[/B] I have an aunty Jayne, does that count? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Erm….no, the bigger picture here is whilst Danny Rox coolly celebrates victory. Jay Morrison looks broken down and dejected! Has he given up? [B]Winner: Danny Rox Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/angle.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/dannysinger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Danny Rox finishes celebrating and takes a microphone.[/I] [B]Danny Rox:[/B] Today, I stood toe to toe with the former BWA champion a legitimate tough guy and I beat him and beat him easily! Surely a win over such a prominent player is proof that the BWA should start preparing to be rocked? So to how’s about it, what’s say the winner of the UK Title match puts there belt on the line against me next month? [CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Don Phoenix makes his way to the ring accompanied by entire entourage.[/I] [B]Don Phoenix:[/B] Danny, Danny, Danny. You stand here in my ring and try and make decisions about the matches on my shows? Without consulting me? You haven’t even introduced yourself, were is the respect? Were is the loyalty? I hope we are not going to get off on the wrong foot Mr Rox, because that would be a really bad career move! Fortunately for you kid, I’m in a generous mood today, you seem to have a fairly healthy supply of moxy about you, and I get off on that. But you just can’t go making your own matches here, there’s protocol in place and I don’t think that a win over a former champ justifies you leap frogging all the contenders, therefore we will be sticking with our pre-planned title bout for next month. However I have a deal for you Danny Boy. Next month you have an opportunity to prove yourself. If you can beat my enforcer then you will earn a number one contenders match. It ain’t going to be easy kid, but sometimes you gotta earn your stripes! [B]Rating: F[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/mainevent.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B] Darren Burridge Vs. Jaffa[/B] [B]For The BWA UK Title[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/uktitle-1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/darrenburridge-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/versus.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/JAFCHAMP.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman:[/B] So here we are, the coup de grace, the main event, the match of the day! Our new champion puts his gold up for grabs for the very first time against the vastly experienced Darren Burridge. And when I found out Jaffa hand picked his adversary for this match I must admit I was a little confused! [B]Emma:[/B] Yeah he definitely could have gone for an easier target! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] But I’m sensing that Jaffa wants to be received as a fighting champion and avoid all the controversy that surrounded the reign of Jay Morrison [B]Emma:[/B] Yeah, whatever! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Either way, they start the bout here and both fighters have a respectful touch of fists before the fight, that’s a nice touch. EWW….that one not so much! As Burridge clocks Jaffa with a quick jab following, presumably, a false sign of respect! [B]Emma:[/B] It’s all about the title now! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] That was like an orange rag to a bull for jaffa though. He’s incensed and is pummelling Burridge with a flurry of kicks, that demonstrates Jaffa’s martial arts ability. This guy has 3 months of tae kwon do training! [B]Emma:[/B] Woopdy do! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] This match is going somewhat too and fro with neither man dominating the other. I’d go as far to say they look a little tentative. [B]Emma:[/B] Sensitive? [B]Young Englishman:[/B] no, tentative! You know, cautious, wary! [B]Emma:[/B] Scary? [B]Young Englishman: [/B]I’m going to ignore you I think! Back to the action and Burridge is beginning to make his experience count. Jaffa caught posing to his “jaffamaniacs” there and is suffering because of it. The Pukka one is dominating at the moment and its hard to see were Jaffa could make a come back. [B]Emma: [/B]He is finding it hard. [B]Young Englishman:[/B] He might just need a miracle to retain here, wait a minute, what’s this? [B]Emma:[/B] I think it may be that miracle you were talking about! [B]Young Englishman:[/B] Well apparently the part of “the miracle” will be played by Jay Morrison, The Jay man is at ringside hurling abuse at Darren Burridge and the Pukka one has a few choice words in return! Meanwhile Jaffa seems to have regained his bearings! He is stalking Burridge, Burridge spots him and charges at Jaffa, but Jaffa counters with a flapjack. Jaffa pounces on Burridge and locks in the Jaffarack! Darren Burridge cannot take it any longer and he taps. Jaffa retains, Jaffa retains! And I’m not sure how smart Jay Morrison was getting involved here! So little was settled this month, the Self, Simon Peter rivalry is still simmering, The one percenters still cannot get there title shot and we still haven’t heard any word from Gringo and Justin Short on last months UK Title match. I can’t wait to see what happens next time the BWA takes “the bay” by storm! [B]Winner: Jaffa Rating: E[/B] [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/eventanalysis.jpg[/IMG] [B]Attendance 7 people Rating: E-[/B] This show improved our popularity! But will it bring in any fans??? O.O.C: Hope it was worth the wait!
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[B]The BWA prediction league table:[/B] Mr T Jobs to me - 20 Phantom Stranger - 16 Outlaw - 15 Apupunchau@optonline - 14 Danny Demon - 14 rdSinclair - 12 G-Prime - 12 Bolton - 11 Trell - 11 Self - 11 Wallbanger - 10 Jonny CKY - 9 undertaker666 - 9 Irish Eyes - 9 Sprinklefurball - 7 shadowedflames - 7 rated s for scotland - 5 Astil - 4 Chris Caulfield - 3 Djthefunkchris - 3 TCP - 3 Tristram - 2 halfman half amazing - 2
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Great show again,, as for the fans i think you should lower ticket prices hehe. The Steel City Destroyer and Irish Eyes need to start getting some competition to destroy rather than get caught up in two peoples little hissy fit fued lol. Keep delivering the greatness panix!!:D
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[CENTER][IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/panix_uk04/BWA/BBB.jpg[/IMG] [B]Predictions[/B] [B]BWA UK Title match[/B] Jaffa Vs Samoa Joe [B]BWA TAG Title match[/B] Lads Night Out Vs The Heroes [B]number one contenders qualifier[/B] Danny Rox Vs Darren Burridge The Firm (The enforcer and The Hitman) Vs One Percenters [B]No Holds Barred match[/B] Self Vs Simon Peter [B]Womens Title match[/B] Becky D Vs. "Irish eyes" Alexa III The Crystal Pimp Vs. The Firm (The Don and The Outlaw) Dawn Oxley Vs. Olly Vixon [B]Number One contenders Twin elimination royale - with the two winners competing for the tag titles next month![/B] Astil Vs. Dave "the snake" Vs. Gringo Vs. Peter Davis Vs. Prime Vs. "the music man" JW and Eve McQueen Vs. Jay Morrison Vs. Mickey "flash" Reynolds Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Panix Storm Vs. The Steel City Destroyer[/CENTER]
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[B]BWA UK Title match[/B] Jaffa Vs [B]Samoa Joe[/B] [I]If this IS the real Samoa Joe, he won't lose to an indy guy. Count Out or DQ win for the challenger, but Joe should get at least a D- match out of Jaffa[/I] [B]BWA TAG Title match[/B] Lads Night Out Vs [B]The Heroes[/B] [I]Upset victory here, One Percenters interfere[/I] [B]number one contenders qualifier[/B] Danny Rox Vs [B]Darren Burridge[/B] [I]Needs to regain some of the momentuem lost[/I] The Firm (The enforcer and The Hitman) Vs [B]One Percenters[/B] [I]To get them futhur through the card[/I] [B]No Holds Barred match[/B] [B]Self[/B] Vs Simon Peter [I]Will be brutal though[/I] [B]Womens Title match[/B] Becky D Vs. [B]"Irish eyes" Alexa III[/B] [I]Not a fan of the Irish, but never underestimate the Luck of the Irish[/I] The Crystal Pimp Vs. [B]The Firm (The Don and The Outlaw)[/B] [I]He'll lose, even though he's a pimp[/I] [B]Dawn Oxley[/B] Vs. Olly Vixon [I]Revenge for the loss[/I] [B]Number One contenders Twin elimination royale - with the two winners competing for the tag titles next month![/B] Astil Vs. [B]Dave "the snake"[/B] Vs. Gringo Vs. Peter Davis Vs. [B]Prime[/B] Vs. "the music man" JW [I]Dave and Prime to win, would make a great odd couple[/I] and Eve McQueen Vs. [B]Jay Morrison[/B] Vs. Mickey "flash" Reynolds Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Panix Storm Vs. The Steel City Destroyer [I]Needs a momentuem boost[/I]
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Wow. My name is on a poster. Rock on. Predictions BWA UK Title match [B]Jaffa[/B] Vs Samoa Joe [I](How the hell did you get Joe in our show? Awesome. Job his ass out to our boy!)[/I] BWA TAG Title match [B]Lads Night Out[/B] Vs The Heroes number one contenders qualifier [B]Danny Rox[/B] Vs Darren Burridge [B]The Firm (The enforcer and The Hitman)[/B] Vs One Percenters No Holds Barred match [B]Self [/B]Vs Simon Peter [I](Self is ready to kick it... kick it OLD SCHOOL!)[/I] Womens Title match [B]Becky D[/B] Vs. "Irish eyes" Alexa III (Since the Irish broad screw me over, I've got my fingers crossed for Becky. The Crystal Pimp Vs. [B]The Firm (The Don and The Outlaw) [/B] (Stable-tastic) Dawn Oxley Vs. [B]Olly Vixon[/B] (Personal preference) Number One contenders Twin elimination royale - with the two winners competing for the tag titles next month! [B]Astil [/B]Vs. Dave "the snake" Vs. Gringo Vs. Peter Davis Vs. Prime Vs. "the music man" JW and Eve McQueen Vs. Jay Morrison Vs. Mickey "flash" Reynolds Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. Panix Storm Vs. [B]The Steel City Destroyer[/B] (I don't agree with his methods, but the dude has style)
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[B]Predictions[/B] [B]BWA UK Title match[/B] [B]Jaffa[/B] Vs Samoa Joe [I]I would vote for Joe, but I suspect he'll probably leave us for greater things so there's no point putting the strap on him.[/I] [B]BWA TAG Title match[/B] [B]Lads Night Out[/B] Vs The Heroes [B]number one contenders qualifier[/B] Danny Rox Vs [B]Darren Burridge[/B] [B]The Firm (The enforcer and The Hitman)[/B] Vs One Percenters [I]No-one can defeat the firm!!!!![/I] [B]No Holds Barred match[/B] Self Vs [B]Simon Peter[/B] [B]Womens Title match[/B] Becky D Vs. [B]"Irish eyes" Alexa III[/B] [I]Irish Eyes needs her revenge, not saying she'd cheat to win but she may use some "unorthodox" tactics....[/I] The Crystal Pimp Vs. [B]The Firm (The Don and The Outlaw) [/B] [I]The Crystal Pimp's gonna get his ass whupped![/I] Dawn Oxley Vs. [B]Olly Vixon[/B] [B]Number One contenders Twin elimination royale - with the two winners competing for the tag titles next month![/B] Astil Vs. Dave "the snake" Vs. Gringo Vs. Peter Davis Vs. [B]Prime Vs. "the music man" JW[/B] and Eve McQueen Vs. Jay Morrison Vs. Mickey "flash" Reynolds Vs. Mike Tastic Vs. [B]Panix Storm[/B] Vs. The Steel City Destroyer [I]It's about time you won something.[/I] :p
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