cappyboy Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Too bad I'm not an aspiring anorexic. I give you a page-a-day calendar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Too bad I treat one day the same as the next. I give you a fully functional copy of Windows Vista. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Jim Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Too bad that doesn't exist. I give you a sexually transmitted disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W3LSHY Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Too bad your mum already give me one :D I give you a used jonny (condom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappyboy Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Too bad you didn't bother to seal it first. I'll never live that gift down. I give you a thesaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Too bad it's in a language I cannot read--curse these blasted Nordic books! I give you a day off from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallbanger Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Too bad my honey-do list is so large I won't get to enjoy it. I give you a pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappyboy Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Too bad this joke has already been done in a cell phone ad. I give you a trip to Times Square on New Year's Eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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